Dating Tips with Worf

[MrEriklenn]

Data is like "What the fuck?"

[BlueMenace19]

0:26 Klingon orgasm

[Twilight101cp]

@_@ what did I just watch?? ?_?

[yomi001]

I want that nigga inside me.

[TropnevadNitsuj]

Beg like a human

[zEropoint68]

He ducks a lot.

[AliTubelog]

best dating advice, so realistic

[mattrmcl]

The best part is Data turning around with the wtf look on his face

[l0velytashia]

hahahahaha ^

[aangandtoph4ever]

.... Am I the only who likes the Klingon method of luring a mate better then the human way?

[SupernalOne]

what a look of gleeful erotic desire on Warf's face - LOL

[RyanSellman1]

Jesus, Mr. Worf. Don't bust out my eardrums there!

[jungledrumnbass4ever]

i would hate to see klingon minge!

[jungledrumnbass4ever]

wesley is gay

[fastacker2]

...and they they hurl heavy objects.. and what do the men do? They pass gas, and scratch their balls.

[Starwarzium]

Gotta love how no one even cares about Worf roaring like that lol

[ThatNerdyGuy]

@Starwarzium Happens all the time.

[BaronVonAsskicker]

I love it when women hurl heavy objects and claw at me

[Ziolon]

Klingon way sounds like human marriages yes :P

[inagartenrules]

FUCK YOU WESLEY

[rocklord2020]

1st time I saw this episode and I heard Worf roar,I was all big eyes and said,"Dang Worf what are you trying to do? Bring the Bridge down?"

[fiveminutewalk]

Hmmm... yelling, throwing heavy objects, ducking a lot... Sounds like my previous marriage.

[MakoBeauty]

WHAT EPISODE IS THIS FROM!?!?

[BCSWowbagger]

@MakoBeauty I think it's "The Dauphin."  But that's off the top of my head. Google should tell you.

[rocklord2020]

@BCSWowbagger That IS the episode. You got it right.

[Ziggy7789]

"He reads love poetry… He ducks a lot."

[ImmortalfireTheMod]

"Go to her door. Beg like a human."

Gotta love Worf.

[KarmStarkiller]

ROFL

[omegablue22]

so thats how you get a woman, i'll try it

[Vasileski88]

Worf thinks asking a girl out or whatever he means by "begging" is lame.

How about letting a girl scream at you and throw stuff at you while you read her poetry? How lame is that?

[peymaania]

Yes, we humans have become good at begging these days.

[theflash438]

18 people beg like a Human

[shiftergoddessathena]

"What's the man do?"

"He reads love poetry -- he ducks a lot!"

[GeronKizan]

"women roar"

Kinda true for us humans...especially when you first ask them out on a date...and the hurling heavy objects....strangely that only happens to me also.

[inu358]

@GeronKizan Check your forehead then XP

[GeronKizan]

@inu358 Ironic thing is....I've frown so much in my life I do have ridges in my forehead. XD

[inu358]

@GeronKizan lmao! xD good one

[TheSatanshunter]

worf got a boner!

[BeondaPale]

@TheSatanshunter

Great name for a electro-pop band

[TheSatanshunter]

@BeondaPale what is? my name?

[BeondaPale]

@TheSatanshunter

No, what you said - I was joking. But you do have a cool name

[TKA001]

Sadly, Wesley is bound to survive the approaching encounter.

[zee339]

@TKA001 from the way it sounds, the female klingon gets the boner

[WilWithOneL117]

And they... hurl heavy objects...

[Larrylarp]

"Beg like a human!"

Those Klingon chicks sound pretty hawt, what with the roaring and all...

[Trainian]

even the android is uncorfortable

[Cressx]

I gotta be honest...I wasn't expecting to see worf orgasming when I opened the video

[MexicanTuber]

Klingons, classic wife beaters.

[Spirosaur]

@MexicanTuber Is it really beating when it goes both ways and everyone involved enjoys the hell out of it ?

[Draknfyre]

@MexicanTuber

The females beat the males just as much.

Go watch DS9. Several times a couple of the character have to go in for treatment for cracked or broken bones after having a night with a Klingon female.

[MexicanTuber]

@Draknfyre HA HA HA I know, meant Klingons, classic husband beaters.

[catklyst]

haha oh god this made my day

[cpc28655]

What is even funnier is the officer in the background doesn't even seem to notice

[genobahamut1337]

I agree with Data. Worf is creepy in this scene.

[MayThereBePivot]

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGH­!!!!

That is how a Klingon lures a mate.

@_@

[horaciosi]

@MayThereBePivot And that's the sound we make when we orgasm.

[jaymorpheus11]

wesley: maybe that works for klingon women... but what about human men. There's this guy I really like (giggle giggle).

[SpoiledLogic]

do guys think it sexy if girls roar and claw at them?

[agentvirgo]

@SpoiledLogic to be brutally honest, most of us are just grateful for any kind of attention or contact at all.

[Statalyzer]

@SpoiledLogic Not really, but at least it would mean the girl is unafraid to show some initiative when she likes a guy instead of sitting around doing nothing and complaining he hasn't asked her out, which does tend to set her apart.

[Myndir]

@SpoiledLogic Obviously. Though the nicest thing to have thrown at one is the girl herself!

[Loftylabug1]

he was in a deleted scene from the wedding

[gobias6]

@Loftylabug1 let us be thankful that he wasnt in the actual movie.

[gobias6]

i severely dislike wesleys character... did you notice will wheatons name was in the credits of star trek nemesis but he wasnt in it?

[booo1230]

@gobias6 well actually he was in a deleted scene

[MentalSelfMutilation]

@gobias6 Can you tell me why? Personally, I have always liked his character. Is it that he doesn't help out?

[instereovideos]

"He reads love poetry...

...he ducks a lot."

[koolwalla]

Wesley slowly inches towards the exit

[jilliegirl1000]

How kinky.

[someofusarebrave]

yay! So durn true...at least, if men want to get laid at ALL by a woman, that is---

[chrisman737]

I know a few women who wanted to hurl heavy objects at me and even claw at me...but not because they liked me.

[ShinobiGarth]

if not for the bad teeth, Klingon women would be so sexy

[NIghteyesDeDracul]

Data seems intrigued by Worf's love of being injured... :D

[sourpunchfan74]

"Go to her door... beg like a Human"

LOVE

[ScorchConch]

Sounds like my ex!

[BlueFireMai]

@ScorchConch How lucky you are! errr. uh how lucky you were..lol

[hendrickx88]

i only go for the ones that roar and claw at me...whilst i recite love poems haha

[skodafavorit1]

And the men recite love poetry and duck a lot. Where do we get Klingon love poetry from!

[BlueFireMai]

thanks for the dating tips, Worf! i will be sure to try these on Spock since my other lover Data doesnt seem too convinced 0:24 hahaha.

[MrEriklenn]

Okay, Worf....I'm sure there's a website that features that fetish...

[Teranewone]

@MrEriklenn There is? Link please?

[SedanChair]

Worf is one of those "back to Qo'noS" type Klingons...if you know what I mean

[SVWillmer]

Klingon and human women arent too dissimilar, execpt they do that after your dating them.

[mongoingo]

@SVWillmer

or catching you with their sister!

[jilliegirl1000]

@SVWillmer Hahaha, that is so true!

[matrix49A]

"Claws at you" love the look on his face...

[roman11777]

Thats some fetish hes got there.

[Billie4Mozzarella]

Doncha just love it when women hurl heavy objects at you? *shiver* and... CLAW at you? Oh, it gives me tingles just thinking about it!

XD

[gearsofhaloauto]

to be or not t- OOOHH SHIT!!!

[brown2912]

Next time my michepoo says im cruel to him i shall refer him to youtube.

[SmileyMe2011]

What does the man do?.... He ducks a lot.

[FravasTheBard]

16 Vulcans saw this.

[PlatinumxAlchemist]

Yeah, she roared at me, threw some objects at me and clawed at me a little and we've been together ever since.

[MAXPOWER081]

WHEATONNNNNN!!!!

[barkerfmx]

go to her door beg like a human....brilliant

[trekkiechickable]

yikes!!!!!!!!

[BeatboxToaster]

Dude, I won't lie, it does sound pretty hot

[ilovetruffles99]

bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hdelicious.

[IntarwebUser]

This makes me wish I was a Klingon.

[JokesterJackler]

16 people cannot date~!

[Teranewone]

Worf just described my last few relationships.

[AbuBishir]

I don't get how Worf was always teaching everyone about Klingon culture. The guy grew up on Earth raised by humans.

[MagicAlDF]

@AbuBishir Worf is constantly overcompensating for being an outsider. He got his Klingon culture from books. Every other Klingon is more laid-back than Worf.

[zulu45]

Damn you, Worf... I tried this in the club last night, and got my ass kicked by the bouncer... The Love Goggles, THEY DO NOTHING!

[toGeek]

AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHAAA­AAARRRRRGGRGGGRRR!!

...

...

It does not work.

[HappyManWhore]

16 people didn't read love poetry and duck at all.

[TheDragonsRose]

Worf's face when he describes the females tactics is priceless. He's such a great actor! XD

[Constantine160]

"He ducks a lot."

"...I think I need to try something a little less dangerous."

"Go to her door. Beg like a human!"

[Anglomachian]

I love how Data is paying attention to this! XD

[SEMAT56]

imagine Worf doing that at a club!

[jarvisel]

I think I don't like Star Trek as much as I like Trekkies. Reading the comments on this is pure bliss.

[MaidenMarian]

It's a case of the Ensign Jadeds. Like in Descent, when the Borg in the brig had Data saying that he'd kill Geordi just to feel emotion again. And then they leave. Ensign on duty just sits there.

[harryfaber]

Why is it that all the women that I know look like Klingons? (And if they read this, they will probably behave like one too! Where is my transporter when I need it?)

[Claudiustheimmortal]

16 people didn't know when to duck :P

[jdeppluver1599]

Data turns around like what...the...fuck...

[YaN8XiaojiE]

@jdeppluver1599 Data turns around, intriguing...go on?

[chris42576]

16 people went to her door and begged like a human.

[tailsfan13]

Worf's face.....Equal epiccame

[sirjohnrambo]

when Worf gets a boner people get hurt

[RoflmaoRob]

"Men do not roar! Women roar. And they hurl heavy objects and claw at you!"

Hahhahahahahhahaaaaaa Klingon women are awesome

[thejgk]

"well can we try something a little less dangers"(Wesley)"yea u could go to her door and beg like a human"(warf) lmfao

[Oreyul]

Lol they guys in the background just doesn´t give a shit. This probably happens all the time over there.

[TheKilak]

i made out with a girl in college who started doing that!

[mustang6172]

@TheKilak Roaring or throwing heavy objects?

[RPGchannel]

i like the guys in the back who just keep on working.

[MonFeRay]

16 people were in Worf's sex education class

[abdul4107]

Great site for dating # lushfmlk.info #

[sdpalme]

Join a rape gang, Wesley.

[sirpetervii]

i like the sound of Klingon women!!

[thepurplecrystalz]

men don't roar!...women roar...*rape face* and hurl heavy objects...hehehe...

[Flatchlenter]

I love Data's face when he looks at Worf, it's the perfect ">_>" face.

[Anthrolithos]

How do you say "stiffy" in Klingon?

[Kerorofan1990]

@Anthrolithos

nejpu'. I am beyond ashamed that i know that, but there it is.

[Anthrolithos]

@Kerorofan1990 Props, dude! ; D Thanks a lot!

[PianoWizzy]

He's quite incredible, I say.

[Aloradelyda]

I should walk up to some girl and RAWWR at her, than throw a chair at her and beg like a human

[inamerica55585]

Did he say love poetry or lung poetry? I couldn't quite make that out.

[kellyberry]

go to her door beg like a human sounds like worf called wesley a wimp

[specom]

@kellyberry Is there any reason he WOULDN'T? Wouldn't

you?

[cantecleer]

-- Damn, I want me a Klingon woman... ;-)

[BigLundi]

Klingon women sound like a rousingly good time.

[BlazieTiger]

And that's how I got my boyfriend...

[InstinctualJealousy]

Haha Worf sure acts the aroused part well.

"They hurl heavy objects... and... claw at youuu...."

[pjpless2]

All men should get love advice from Worf.

[Trancemaster2052]

My ex-wife hurled heavy objects at me and clawed at me... thus why she's my ex-wife HAHAHA.

[jayce79]

This was a great episode.

[Nash1a]

I do not remember that scene but it is priceless!

[DaytonaRoadster]

funny, usally when they are clawing me, i'm pretty much already getting what i want

[Nani101]

LOL Klingon males duck a lot? No shit, Worf! XD

[Kirbymcbadass]

I love it when a woman hurls heavy objects and claws at me.

[Rincewindification]

The read love poetry.......... and duck alot. XD

[RaihowazHere]

I think Worf had an orgazim

[GuysSeriously]

Klingon women are like human women but PMS every day

[isaacinspace]

The abrupt cut to that scream was the most advanced Season One's humor ever got.

[unluckymonkeyboy]

you better run wesley.

[crackshack2]

The beginning was the best

[TheZacula]

Klingon men read poetry.... and they duck a lot. No shit. I'd duck too if all the ladies kept screaming at me and threw junk.

[thecopykidofthestarz]

who is this Kid. I wish I knew Where to find Seasons of NG

[crayzhomie]

@thecopykidofthestarz wil wheaton. i think that's how you spell it

[thecopykidofthestarz]

@crayzhomie Are you kidding me? Andy Barkley from Child's Play. wow. moving up in the Galaxy I see.

[crayzhomie]

@thecopykidofthestarz nope, you're wrong.

[thecopykidofthestarz]

@crayzhomie I mistook his face from the military Andy in a later version, yes I stand corrected.

[crayzhomie]

@thecopykidofthestarz It's all good. You had me triple-guessing myself, even though I was pretty damn sure lol

[CheerfulPie]

@thecopykidofthestarz Look up SilverDoe6's YouTube channel. She has tons of episodes uploaded.

[jabathehutt5555]

I didn't watch the whole thing...I roared at my girlfriend and the walked out of the room :(

[someguy001001]

I think Worf's pants just got tighter.

[rydgemolino]

WORF IS A SPACE PIMP MAKING THOSE SPACE BITCHES ROAR AND SHIT AND OH YEAH THEY HURL

[kalaway]

lol, I swear, the Old Spice guy is totally copying/channeling Worf.

[elvis8tweeter]

LMAO wesley o___o