Bill Maher on a year of ridiculous republicans

[9992103]

It's a GECKO not a lizard...

[formerjerseygal]

Michele Bachman, Glen Beck TEE HEE

[theforestero]

Earth is evil....blame the real problem. satan rules earth...so do taurus's. and capricorns.

[CarlChipSanders]

@theforestero Heil satan my brother! he is the true creator of the universe!

[BrosephMG]

Teabagging is not a gay phrase, faggot.

[joeakalionheart]

17 people are teabaggers 

[RadarGuidedVermin]

@joeakalionheart <------ Gets "teabagged" by underpaid midgets in B-rated porn flicks.

[Y4XteR74]

@joeakalionheart 17 people where teabagged...

[SinnFein4ever]

@Y4XteR74

1 person doesn't know how to spell "were".

[Y4XteR74]

@SinnFein4ever yeah indeed.

[gposty]

Maher sucks dicks.

[YouthEnergy]

@gposty NO U

[oneputtsteven]

@gposty Yeah but he's a funny dick sucker.

[mgglazer]

LOL @ the ex-girlfriend part. True that...

[AntoineAndre]

Hahahaha!! Brilliant!

[UniversalFan14]

LOL I loved the Birthers comment.

[MrBrational]

I think the biggest problem the world is facing right now, is stopping the Island of Guam from Capsizing.

[NexisFilms]

is the pixel in the middle Maher ?

[hjordo]

"The floor of a cave called, it wants its batshit back."

[therealjammit]

@hjordo Hey Republicans. Reality called. No. That's it. You weren't in so I took a message.

[TheNickcompton]

Doth 'shine' too brightly!!

[deeppurple28]

The Birthers = The KLAN! LOL LOL!

[Handiman544]

What ever happened to entertainment in TV/media? We used to be entertained, enlightened, left feeling happy about our selves and our neighbors. Now all we hear is hate fulled rhetoric, political partisanship, angry and confused people taking sides against one another. No wonder we can't get anything done...we're too damed depressed and confused to believe anything or anyone ANYMORE.

[Handiman544]

Quincee33: It's comforting to know you are a thinker. Maybe there is hope for all of us.

[lovejen01]

Bill what about all the dumb shit that Democrats have done especially in the last 3 years. Give an example healthcare bill when Pelosi said we won't know the contents until the bills passed.

[BigBaldAndBadass]

@lovejen01

lol, the dems are almost as bad as the republicans. The only difference is that they are more subtle and not as fun to laugh at.

[lovejen01]

@BigBaldAndBadass at least the reps read the bills first

[Zentz29]

I agree with the comment below, but man, republicans have the market on ignorance, stupidity, insanity etc cornered...

[1975howardgoldman]

Bill only does this to get laid by black women. Bill Maher is attracted to black women the same way Feminists are attracted to lesbians..He gets ridden around inthese HUGE Gas guzzling limosines, has a gigantic house and liberal occutards think he speaks for them...whose the retard now?

[GenericUsername271]

Republicans and democrats are equally ridiculous, both cling to their dogma in spite of contrary evidence on one issue and mock the other party for doing the same on another

[EddieRHS]

@o1o1s1 why don't you go bury your head in the sand you clownish ignoramus

[GemyniMoodJuice]

well the word on the street is that Chaney is a Reptilian so Bill Maher hit it right on the nose! lmao

[MrDavidDux]

RON PAUL 2012

[merckxtallica]

this is really my first time watching bill maher (i know, probs have been living under a rock). and if you don't take him too seriously, he is highly entertaining!

[Maserati7200]

"One is a cold blooded reptile and one is the Geico lizard"

LOL

[o1o1s1]

maher is just another coward trying to hijack the democratic party and get in bed with israel.

[darkwarriorkane]

@o1o1s1 You got that from this vid?

[merckxtallica]

@o1o1s1 that last didnt jibe

[rvbboy11]

@szeilea damn straight it is.

[tconst17]

Ironically, the whole video makes Bill look like he has horns???

[DreddDwarf]

"weepy, wonderful special needs cousin of Rush Limbaugh"

Best description of Beck I'll ever hear.

[RELeeOnTraveller]

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." - Copy to Clipboard -- Thomas Jefferson

[szeilea]

silly silly liberals...

[BoredomCorner]

@szeilea This coming from the side of the fence wanting to put bigots, dictators, and Tourettes patients in high office?

[szeilea]

@BoredomCorner lmfao. the ignorance of you people make me giggle

[auralstream]

@szeilea silly silly conservatives...

[szeilea]

@auralstream wanna smoke a bowl sometime?:)

[auralstream]

@szeilea sure :)

[szeilea]

@auralstream MJ solves everything! its the only true peace treaty between conservatives and liberals

[everybodychillout]

Waiitt neopentane? Obamas war? Really? You mean the war started in 2001, that weve been fighting for ten years now, 3-4 of which obama has been pres. i agree with sendong the troops home too, but please do not mudsling by calling it obamas war, because it is not. And before you say that im not attached to the problem i have multiple frineds and family members that served in Afghanistan, and many do believe in wat weve done there

[captainpunkrock69]

The floor of a cave called they want their batshit back xD

[RottingCorpse100]

Gieco Gecko, GECKO (not lizard) he’s an amphibian



[PhantomGanon1]

@RottingCorpse100 If you're going to go out of your way to pointlessly correct the accuracy of one of Bill's jokes, at least be right? Geckos ARE lizards.... All the best.

[BoredomCorner]

@RottingCorpse100 Check Google or Wikipedia. It's a lizard.

[keneth231742]

As a Canadian watching american politics is like getting to see a house burn down with both its residents still inside. One goes for the fire extinguisher while the other starts dousing himself and the sofa in gasoline. during witch the neighborhood gathers to roast marshmallows and watch the show.

[kajjagoogoo]

@keneth231742 wow haha

[Alxmir23]

@keneth231742 reminds me a little of house somewhere in america,firefighters actually let a house burn down in front of them because the resident didnt pay 50 dollars for that service

they wouldnt even accept money,they acted like i was too late,plus the residents two animals died

[keneth231742]

@Alxmir23 that's harsh. was it people you new or the news

[Alxmir23]

@Alxmir23 no,im not from america,i live in canada

and i sometime look at what the neighbours are up too and this one of the thing that baffles me

when social services like firefighters and healthcare aren being charged to people it doesnt reassure me

i never understood how it works when someone go to the ambulance because he is a victim of an accident

lets say a pedestrian walking on the street gets hit,he's brought to the hospital and when he feels better they give him a bill?

[SnakeKeeper2010]

@keneth231742

[cccxxxc]

@keneth231742/ *which

[Fug1988]

@keneth231742 Im an american and i see it more like two retards trying to fuck a doorknob

[KwellingtonK]

@keneth231742 you had me with the first sentence

[Flipper79able]

@keneth231742 Yea, thanks. That's a sweet analogy. We may be fucked up here in America but at least we brought more to the world than Justin Beiber, Rush and Nickelback....oh yea.....and Strange Brew. Please.

[chrispwns123456789]

@Flipper79able i sincerely appoligize for Justin Bieber and Nickleback, But Rush is awsome

[Flipper79able]

@keneth231742 P.S.- Canada kind of reminds me of Australia. They are kind of like Great Britain and The United States except they haven't contributed shit.

[keneth231742]

@Flipper79able really how about ear piercer electric cooking range - Thomas Ahearn (1882) electric hand prosthesis for children - Helmut Lukas (1971) electric wheelchair machine gun tracer bullet MacPherson gas mask measure for footwear pacemaker - Wilfred Bigelow standard time - Sir Sanford Fleming (1879) Superman - Joe Shuster and Jerome Siegel (1938) washing machine kerosene heart valve operation (first) frozen fish - Dr. Archibald G. Huntsman (1926) Were also in both WW1 & 2 before the USA

[IrishAmerican1234]

@keneth231742 lol wow, you told him :D

[MIXEDUPTHROWNTOGETHR]

@keneth231742 perfect

[TheKelson420]

You know I once tried talking to a republican and it was like talking to a brick wall.

[BoredomCorner]

@TheKelson420 You're lucky; whenever I talk to a Republican these days I either get a mental patient or a terrorist.

[Gunman610]

@TheKelson420 That's too bad, I hang out at a game store with mostly GOPs and when we talk politics and one of them says something ridiculous, like 'an armed society is a polite society' or 'the death penalty is a deterrent' or, more recently, '$1M a year isn't necessarily rich', the other GOPs will actually laugh at him for it. As the resident hippie, I enjoy talking politics with these guys very much.

[TheKelson420]

@Gunman610 I envy you lol. Personally I have no problem with anyone with a liberal or conservative political orientation but sometimes people just take it way too far I sadly encounter those kind of people more often than not.

[Brunstar123]

On a park bench while masturbating sure... I about died laughing.

[CognitiveNetwork]

Who is the guy on the right 0:32 (cartoon).

[b33p3rz]

@CognitiveNetwork It's the figure for the magazine "Mad", they used to have a sketch show called "MadTV" I think.

[toddg562]

---8 : )

[Transterra55]

It's Bill Maher not Mahar, and he "is" credited as a writer at the end of the show--pay attention to the fine print.

[dave19941000]

Bill Maher 2016!

[semasiologistics]

Why do people say "I love Bill Mahar" when he is not the one writing the satire? If you love Bill just for the hell of it, that's your thing but, maybe give credit where credit is due?

[CanadaDan7]

The floor of a cave called, it wants its BATSHIT back!

[Theanchoritegarlic]

"... weepy ... special needs cousin of Rush ..." LOL

[quincee33]

what a whiney Jew.

[JensGall02]

@quincee33 Does him being a Jew have anything to do with what he's saying? No. You say whiney, I say educated.

[quincee33]

@JensGall02 He hates Christians and i have no time for that. A few jokes here in there are funny, but he really has it in for Christians.

[0507katy]

@quincee33 No he doesn't. He has it in for all organized religion.

[quincee33]

@0507katy Never heard him call Jews shape shifters, or nutjobs or sexual repressed? Doubt someone could say those things and keep their job.

[0507katy]

@quincee33 "No he doesn't." I was referring to christians. Gentiles. I never said anything about Jews.

[quincee33]

@0507katy You mean he doesn't criticize Jews the way he criticizes Christians? Anyways, i don't really care .... people have the right to their own opinion, just wish some Liberal Jews would realize nobody supports Israel more than American Christians ..... Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

[yington]

@quincee33

SHUT UP YOU WORM LOVER

REPENT AND WORSHIP THE LORD

[quincee33]

@yington Worm lover? wtf does that even mean?

[0507katy]

@quincee33 All i said was "he has it in for all organized religion." You brought up the Jews, not me. I never once said anything about Jews.

[quincee33]

@0507katy that's the problem.  Nobody ever mentions "jews" cuz they'll get in trouble.

[0507katy]

@quincee33 When i said "all religions" I thought I had covered, well, all religions.

[quincee33]

@0507katy He's a Christian hater, like alot of Liberal comedians, plain and simple.

[D0ublezer0x]

@quincee33

any rational person is a christian hater

[quincee33]

@D0ublezer0x rational? i notice you have a machine gun as your profile photo. Let me guess you're a reasonable liberal atheist. No need to HATE anyone. Maybe it's time for me to stop giving donations to the Salvation Army...those bastards!!! how dare they help people all over the World.

[D0ublezer0x]

@quincee33

lol, a machine gun? its a pistol. and what the hell would that have to do with the fact that christians are one of modern societies biggest hold backs? And fuck the salvation army, they've been caught multiple times using donation money to buy themselves houses.

[quincee33]

@D0ublezer0x i've fone extensive work for the sally anne, and they OWN tons of homes in Toronto. They live in the homes for free (very modest) and do work for the Sally ann, and get paid a modest wage... You sound like a total bottomfeeder that has alot of hate in his/her heart. You probably support the flash mobs in Philly!!!! Don't reply, you are a piece of shit low life! Hope ALL charities tell you to fuck off!!!!!!

[D0ublezer0x]

@quincee33

what the hell does sally anne have to do with the salvation army. and what does a couple of charities have to do with the atrocities christians have committed in the name of god (not just made up in their head, its in the scripture) Dont know what the hell the flash mobs in philly are about but believe whatever you want. its your mind and life you're wasting not mine.

[quincee33]

@D0ublezer0x Sally Ann is the nickname for the Salvation Army. Thought everyone knew that. okay, you've sucked me in, where in the bible does it tell Christians to commit atrocities?

[D0ublezer0x]

@quincee33

a lot of them in exodus, 32 is a good one. god ordered the isrealites to kill 3000 people (men, women, and children)

numbers 31. god orders the isrealites to take 32,000 virgins as slaves

Deuteronomy 2:33-34

Deuteronomy 3:6

Joshua 6:21-27

would you like me to keep going?

[quincee33]

@D0ublezer0x naw, that's okay i get your point. well you have every right to be an Atheist or non-religious, but i'll stick to believing in God.

[D0ublezer0x]

@quincee33

well I'm sorry to hear that. I really am.

[quincee33]

@D0ublezer0x You have a problem with me believing in God. really? not Allah, not Jesus, just GOD. How can that be a problem?

[D0ublezer0x]

@quincee33

i have a problem with people believing any religion. because it asks you to set aside your wonderful ability to reason and be logical and believe in something that cannot be proven and has no evidence. Also because most religions are hateful, bigoted, and divisive creations of men that desire control over a society.

[quincee33]

@D0ublezer0x well actually i've been reasoning all my life. That's why i don't believe in one religion, i've always sat there and wondered how we got here....i think more people should stop and at least think about those things. I know it can't be proven, but i still have faith in a higher being. It doesn't make me better than you or worse than you, my morals come from how i was raised.

[D0ublezer0x]

@quincee33

same here, but I came to the deduction that if something cannot be proven and is of questionable moral reasoning anyway there is no reason to burden myself with it.

[cccxxxc]

@D0ublezer0x exceptionally well put

[DrJReefer]

@D0ublezer0x Religion is fine if it helps you make sense of the world. It's when powerful assholes use their "religion" as an excuse to justify their bigotry it becomes a problem.

From Fundie Muslims, to Westboro to the Israeli settlers. Usuing God to justify your bullshit always ends badly.

[D0ublezer0x]

@DrJReefer

I say no. Plugging the gaps of human knowledge with religion is never a good option.

[DrJReefer]

@D0ublezer0x I say whatever gets you through the night.

[JoeNietzsche]

@D0ublezer0x Well said, sir.

[lavinder11]

@D0ublezer0x

You should have a problem with hateful, bigoted people in general. No religion, or any type of dogma, makes a person that way. Humans find any reason to justify their hate. I sincerely doubt that all wars or conflicts would end peacefully should religion be banished. As much as we say we were born to reason, we were also born to feel. And most feelings are incredibly irrational.

[D0ublezer0x]

@lavinder11

As a human capable of logic you would know that the amount of conflict and hate caused by religious pretenses FAR outweighs the ones caused by simple human irrationality. There's no reason to defend religion. All of the supposed "morals" that religion instills are generic principles that were learned over years of the human race learning to work together.

[lavinder11]

@D0ublezer0x

As a reasoning human being I scoff at that position. I've seen the supposed numbers, but what those statistics don't take into account are charlatans who use a religious platform for their own aims.

In my opinion, I think more violence has been conducted over man-made boundaries than anything else. Wars for any reason are simply irrational.

We as reasoning beings already know that we're not going to change the other's mind.

[skershaw2000]

@quincee33 "Allah" is the Arabic word for "God"... just like the word "God" comes from the German word "Gott"

[quincee33]

@skershaw2000 Cool, so God is German!!!!! Awesome!

[skershaw2000]

@quincee33 no, GOD is mythology... doesnt exist.... the German word "Gott" is where the English word "God" comes... after all English is a Germanic language.

[LazyHarryLineup]

@skershaw2000 English is a mixture of Germanic and Latin languages

[skershaw2000]

@LazyHarryLineup Actually English is a Germanic language... German has origins in Latin... so you arent incorrect, but the statement isnt true.

[AstroMen2911]

@skershaw2000 The only time I heard English speaking people speak German, is when they can't stop saying "FUCK."

[skershaw2000]

@AstroMen2911 What the hell are you talking about? Jeesh... let Maher handle the comedy

[SomethingNothingSea]

@skershaw2000 No. God is German. I knew his mother. She was always yelling at me. His dad was English. He kept telling me that she was actually complimenting my nice small ass.

It was creepy.

[FantomL0rd]

@SomethingNothingSea I guess this proves that religious people are crazy.

[TheWisdom187]

@quincee33 actually he´s a brown man from israel... if you believe in mythology =)

[0507katy]

@quincee33 Why are you still talking to me?

[quincee33]

@0507katy that was 4 days ago sweetheart.... no need for us to talk at all. Peace!

[0507katy]

@quincee33 His mother is Jewish, his father Catholic. He was raised in the Catholic church.

[Claronium780]

hopefully Bachman will win the GOP nom - she would lose for sure - Romney is not going to beat Obama either, come to think of it

[amazingblur]

obama's raised taxes, and i've never heard any one call it the tea bag in place of tea party, otherwise i agree with most of what he says but i cant believe it's still fashionable as a media democrat to support obama, he's betrayed all our expectations, i have to admit he's worse than bush

[trademestuff]

@amazingblur

I'm no big Obama fan but he didn't raise taxes, if you're going to rage against Obama please get your facts right.

[amazingblur]

@trademestuff

No, he's raised taxes, look it up

[trademestuff]

@amazingblur No you show me that he raised taxes, the only thing obama has raised taxes on is alcohol, tobacco,cigarettes and tanning salons. He has not raised income taxes and he reduced payroll taxes.

[Kimmis1990]

@amazingblur Youre right. He raised taxes. ON PEOPLE MAKING MORE THAN $250.000,-

[jeromeg137]

@Kimmis1990 How are they ever going to survive? He shoulda raised taxes on the greedy people who make under $50,000. We all know they don't need the money.



[Kimmis1990]

@jeromeg137 If youre being sarcastic, its not funny. Saying rich people great jobs, it like saying the earth is flat. Its wrong. The Bush tax cuts in 2004 didnt create jobs in 2004. The rich people took the savings and paid it out to themselves. Under Nixon, the tax rate on the rich were 70%. Eisenhower: 90% why, because then they hads to pay and invest in their company, and not their mansions. If we had kept an high tax rate on the richests. The country wouldnt have this kind of debt.

[jeromeg137]

@Kimmis1990 I thought my sarcasm was apparent. I shoulda been farther over the top.

[ETericET]

@trademestuff A republican getting the facts right? Sorry my friend .. I just looked out the window and didn't see any flying pigs.

[trademestuff]

@ETericET

Too good!

[o123p]

@Deadwind002 First off, printing money would be monetarist, not keynesian, policy. Secondly, the financial crisis was started by the subprime mortgage crisis, which happened because the Bush administration allowed the banks to hand out mortgages that had explosive interest rates that made it impossible for the consumer to pay back. Blaming Obama for Bush's mess is like giving Bush credit for Clinton's budget surplus.

[o123p]

@imax1971

To answer your question:

Both the employment rate and the credit rating in the US are bad, because Bush caused the financial crisis. Yes, the financial crisis happened during the Bush administration and was caused by years of deregulation, not that you'd hear that on Fox. And about gas prices, there isn't a lot a president can do about them. Even if Obama started drilling everywhere in the US, which the republicans want him to do, the CBO estimates gas prices would only drop 3¢.

[Deadwind002]

@o123p: The economic meltdown was caused by inflationary monetary policy supported by both parties including President Bush and President Obama. Both appoint Federal Reserve chairmans and continue the Keynesian policy of printing money out of thin air. It is inflation, the indirect, hidden tax that transfers wealth from the poor to the super rich that caused this economic problem. Not Bush, not by himself. You should read more books and stop being a partisan hack.

[imax1971]

Yep, the Democrats, lead by President Obama have done a great job for the country....What's employment at? Gas prices? How's our credit rating doing these days?

[mcam51]

Classic

[slimshady22248202]

I F Love Bill Maher!!!!

[LIBERALTSUNAMI]

fuck the gop

[joethehero2]

@LIBERALTSUNAMI I want that on a T-Shirt.

[JJPCinema]

i f'ing love Bill Maher!

[quincee33]

@JJPCinema i wouldn't let hear near my 2 step daughters! The man looks too creepy.

[PeterFormaini]

Um - Bill - 'teabagging' is not a 'gay sex act'.

The last time I checked, nothing prevented a man from dangling his testicles in the face of his female companion. :D :D

[TripleM87]

@PeterFormaini

LMAO!

[OneHitKill91]

Epic!!!

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

Is Tea Bagging derived from the Video Game term? not gay sex

[xxYetterxx]

@SmoothCriminalAaron Both

[xxYetterxx]

@SmoothCriminalAaron Both, gay sex first and then used in vids for crouching over the dead guys face ya just capped

[SexSteakSoda]

Maher OWNED the GOP.

[JuliaZeppelin]

Brilliant burn on Beck