Rosie & Jim

[Nanodae]

My name is john and I'm a pedophile.

[vampiresaregoodtoo]

i remember this

[PeachyYummy24]

omg, i used to love this! i used to watch it whenever i was on my grandparents boat :P

[MrsShwing]

they scare me now

[Bowserisdabest]

Thank you John, thank you for filling my childhood with a good tv show, and thank you for making those two loveable characters come to life.

[nickster1318]

fuck me this brings back some good memorys me and sis use 2 watch this all the time

[stevocooldude]

Ahh, the memories. :') Rosie and Jim are epic. I used to watch it when I was little.

John Cunliffe was the best presenter, even better than Pat Hitchins.

I also like John because he is best known for creating Postman Pat.

[Huskyfan56]

thos brings back so many memories! i had videos of Rosie & Jim and I watched them when I was like 6

[itsamariokart]

Jim looks like Ron Weasley.

[pixskull]

Rosie & Jim, Rosie & Jim having it off in a biscuit tin. Rosie said ooh, Jim said aah and out popped a baby called Cantona.

[FredLovesMe100]

I used to watch this as a kid , aww! I just found it xD

[AnthonyF53]

Harmonies at 0:37... makes me smile :P

[bulby1994]

God, how did my parents let me watch this?!?

[glovemonkey]

John Makes me wish i never had kids

[CHEMICAL06]

This Used To And STILL Does Scare The SHIT Outta Me !

[MrZizbang]

This brings back childhood memories! A bit creepy when I look back at it now :/

[TheDeathOfScene]

Why did I never realise how terrifying the beginning of this is?

[brightonblock]

They live on Bristol docks now. John killed himself....

[Callum0907]

Thumbs up if your from Birmingham too!

[Kaynas1988]

@Callum0907 I won't give you thumbs up coz you asked but I will give as I am from Birmingham

[Callum0907]

@Kaynas1988 .......Good for you.....

[Kaynas1988]

@Callum0907 Saying that depends what Birmingham, there's one in the UK and there's one in America

[Callum0907]

@Kaynas1988 -_- Obviously I mean Birmingham in the UK

[Kaynas1988]

@Callum0907 Ok, I only asked

[Artprincess247]

*cries* my old childhood T.T

I remember one of my favourite episodes was when they went shopping in the super market

[nataliejaynexxx]

@Artprincess247 oh my god is that the one where they buy toffee yoghurt and sausages? that was my favourite too. I believe the supermarket was Safeway

[Artprincess247]

@nataliejaynexxx YEH, i remember now :D and randolf make a story about the house, tree and clouds being made out of food and rosy and jim eating them

[lady2step1]

the duck seemed more hi tech when i was little

[freakstate]

'Rosie and Jim, Rosie and Jim, getting it on in the biscuit tin'

[britannia18]

Its Harold Shipman steering the boat

[MrXBaileyx]

i remember as a kid always getting John's last name wrong, don't think i need to tell yer what i used to call him lol

[ThePMSLParty]

Wait, so John is the one who imagines all the things that they do, soo... he is the one that made them kiss...

[FLEXskateboards]

put a turban on john and he will look like bin laden, now we know where he was hiding. he was on his boat the whole time

[Ilovejustintoomuch]

Didn't know Jersey Shore was associated with this. (the duck)

[SarahWhovian]

this always scared me XD

[sabatondriftclub]

rosie and jim rosie and jim tossing it off in the biscuit tin

[jack0788Habbo]

Aaw Cute wee kiss. i remember this.

[curto312]

I used to shit my pants at the duck..... "WAAAAAAAAK"

[AlanF1994]

I never thought i'd see this show again, even the intro, but low and behold there it is.

I have to say though, some of the comments would probably ruin some people's childhoods!

[RhodesidesReviews]

Never even noticed they just made out at beginning

[RJFDCMC]

My middle name is James and my sister's middle name is Rose.

[0946218123]

0:12 trickiest wank I've ever had

[garply101]

"Rosie and Jim/ Rosie and Jim/ Rosie bent over and Jim stuck it in".

We were terrible as kids... ha!

[johnnyboycooldude21]

i always use to watch that when i was small

[jamesstafforduk]

I always remembering them taking stuff without paying.

B@*&^&^!!

[HRHooChicken]

Quaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

[TheJonfat]

watch 1:15 then 1:20 he see's things when they come to life

[4everGagafans]

omg i used to luv dis i luv the duck

[minicolster]

the four posts below me are the most epic comments i have ever ever read on youtube.

[jasonismyhomie]

It's been nearly 15 years, bt I feel I have the strength now to finally speak out. I was one of the puppeteers, if you will, on this show for 6 months in '97. I 'handled' Jim. Regrettably, I also 'handled' Mr John Cunliffe. I was naive, fresh out of film school & wanted any media work I cld land. Well, what happened was that my 'Jim'-clad FIST landed itself straight up John's rectum! The man had a lust for knit puppets that was akin to Rick James' lust for cocaine! I quit but it haunts me 4ever.

[harveyderf]

@jasonismyhomie I don't know what I'm doing posting this here, I guess its guilt but in the winter of 97 I was taking a walk along the canal. I noticed the famous 'ragdoll' was moored but as I got closer I could hear muffled grunts of pleasure coming from the boat. I thought to me self 'cor John has got himself a rite dirty bird' so I peered in & saw the puppet Jim elbow deep up John's arse! I just hope that wasn't you, you puppeteers went home at night? John didnt lock you up on the boat right?

[jasonismyhomie]

@harveyderf Are you taking the piss? Please tell me you're having a go! I WORKED HOLIDAY SEASON ON THAT BLEEDING SHOW! I thought it was a real opportunity, so I gave it my blood, sweat, TEARS, &, as I soon to find out, my fist! You not only had the nerve to PEEP lk some lech, bt you SAW ME FISTING JOHN CUNLIFFE W A BLOODY RAGDOLL & STOOD IN SILENCE? Oh, you're 1 of them, too, is that it? I bet you had yourself a nice wank at my expense! No therapy can erase these scars! You just made them bleed!

[harveyderf]

@jasonismyhomie Naw mate you've got this all wrong! I ain't no bloody peeping tom pervert! Like I said I thought John had a right dirty bird on his boat & thought I'd see a titty if I peered through the window, between the partiing in the curtain. I had no idea 'Jim' was been puppeteered at that time, I just saw that ragdoll & John bent over taking hit after hit of what I presume to be nitrous oxide. It drove my boner right in the crowd & did a runner. Fucking scared the shit out of me!

[PlaydohMonkey123]

Fabulous show

[Bobbyhamster]

I'm writing Rosie & Jim XXX, if you want to take part, message me

[BinkyProductions]

@Bobbyhamster you sick sick... ragdoll sex... god

[Bobbyhamster]

I'm writing Rosie & Jim XXX, if you want to take part, message me

[JoeyMicknot]

this makes me sad

[themightyboush]

we go play and have a lick lol

[megliz16]

i remember rosie and jim but i cannot for the life of me remember john!

[ilovealexevanssx]

OMG. i used to love this show and the other day i was searching through some old things and found the duck, but i couldnt work out what it was from..now i know, yay! :L

[sj4ck]

rosie and jim rosie and jim and the junkie steals the boooat

[HFMOG]

Hello i'm john, and I'm a massive pedophile

[TapDancingBanana]

I was absolutely terrfied of Rosie and Jim, the duck that belongs in the exorcist did not help

[MichelleLouise1996]

That duck is a legend.

[MentalFlowertot]

I used to have toys of them, but then some mice got into the cupboard and chewed them up :'(

[ViscOnWoW]

this used to creep me out and make me have nightmares!

[scalbard]

now there's something i havnt hear din about 18 years...and im only 21

[scalbard]

now there's something i havnt hear din about 18 years...and im only 21

[warwick2155]

OMG such memories

[TheGsxrdude]

Big up the duck he's the best :-)

[megbennoda]

i used to love this xD

[launchedmeow]

lmao

[Antipopularization]

"Hello I'm John and I'm a registered sex offender."

[LIVINGONTHEDOLE]

@Antipopularization "hello i'm john and i'm also ossama bin laden"

[neonatalpenguin]

@Antipopularization Hey, show some respect! John created Postman Pat.

[Antipopularization]

@neonatalpenguin He's created some memorable shows, but he does look a bit seedy.

[neonatalpenguin]

@Antipopularization Yeah, you're probably right.

[manormaid]

@Antipopularization Jim got Rosie pregnant I heard

[TheMissymiss11]

*snookie* 'jiiim' *ron weasly* 'rooosiee'

[Davidm00sh12]

are they gypsies???

[xjay1234]

FUCK I REMEMBER ROSIE AND JIM OMDZ LOL

CITV - CARTOON NETWORK - OLD FOX KIDS

NOT THIS JETIX CRAP OR WHATEVER WE HAVE NOW

CHILDREN'S TV NOW IS NOT THE SAME! =)

[0424896]

So this doesn't make me feel old then!?! lol . Love it :$ xxx

[TardisAdventures]

Rosie and jim finding storys everyday.... LOVED THIS! =D

[ThePMSLParty]

Why do they always kiss?

[ChristmasTrax]

Why do I find good ol' john a bit creepy now I am older? Lol!

[MrSilverscoop]

@ChristmasTrax Maybe you're a bit pervy !

[xharrieteyahx]

Used to loved this! Had the videos and also named my cat after Rosie ;D

[guitargoddess002]

Used to love this! Used to have a lot of their stuff, apparently. Don`t actually remember it though.....Wonder if it would be/is aired today?

[NitsuGatcha]

omfg, how did i used to watch this non-fucking-stop?! it's bloody scary! o___o

[cupcakefairy87]

There's something not quite right about an old man on his own on a canal boat with two ragdolls, who he likes to pretend to come to life. I never realised it as a kid, but there is something disturbingly creepy about John...

[aislingmathersx3]

'I like to pretend that they come to life'

lmao xD

[HighlandTroll]

oh man the nostalgia xD thank you uploader

[ladykade]

OH MY DAIS I JUST REALISED HOW MUCH TV I GREW UP WITH AND HOW MUCH I WAS A TV ADDICT WITHOUT KNOWING TILL NOW LOL

[dragon1471killer]

brings back some of the best memories of my childhood, sitting there watching it at 7 in the morning befores junior school

[MrGuitardude92]

0:25 to 0:28 while the video is muted is so creepy...

lol loved this as a kid though

[FifaGamer09]

@MrGuitardude92 haha omg yeah

[hayner]

@MrGuitardude92

After watching that part muted, a tear came to my eye from laughing xD <3

[jack0788Habbo]

@MrGuitardude92 LOOOOOL

[berryhed]

i love their mitten hands!!!

[TheEmi13em1]

memories or what i used to watch this in year 2 and now im in year 10 WOW how time flies It makes me so sad i wish those days were here again.

I'm sitting here having a sing along haha i feel like a little kid again.

[stillglowx]

my childhood :D

[catssunsetsmusic]

Man, I miss these days so much that I end up getting a little upset just thinking about these days.

[Widgeripoo]

Ignore my last remarks about The Shoe People - bu speakers were turned off! DOH!!!

[StinkyfeetDan]

lol they look like ron weasley and amy winehouse, match made in heaven

[EveKirky]

Rosie&Jim are onit;)

[jardini0]

LMFAO.

[cyberwoman007]

Omg! The beginning bit was freaky! :S

[SuperBETTEMIDLER]

same

[Evilacidfunker]

is it just me or did rosie and jim always seem drunk and horny

[funnylittlegirl12345]

All i could hear from my nan when i use to watch this is "we had a boat like that"

[RaiChoww]

everything up to 15 seconds is plain creepy o.O

[MrAhmedMuntz]

CALLUX

[Ghoxerr]

Lol, I was watching this and Whiteboy's vid at the same time.. "YOU FUCKING GYPSY CUNT!"

[KRterrorKR123]

I still have this on video

[RaVeNDaZe]

MrsBlackOps

[Sillilesshells]

lol i used to watch this like everyday  the theme cracked me up because all i could ever remember was "rosie and jim rosie and jim rosie and jim rosie jim rosie and jim"

[sproughticus]

i used to like this so much we named our rabbit and guinea pig afer theses rabbit called rosie and guinea pig called jim

[karling91z]

jim sounds like hes got down syndrom

[Anark360]

John is a legend, he lives in my town :)

[AndyFowlerMusic]

John does more than make those poor dolls come to life.

[SoDaniDG]

jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­iiimmmmmmmmmmmm.... roosiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiee­eee

[conradmilligan]

jeasus christ i use to hate this as a kid!!!!!

[hezzianterry]

i had a video of rosie and jim - best thing ever! there was one with a maze that i always wanted to go in!

also, did anyone notice jim's voice is the same as tim's from tots tv. (i had that video too!)

[xytronite]

I love how rediculously low-budget kids programmes used to be

[irkenempress]

i met John when i was a kid!to this day that was still one of the most awesome days of my life :D

[WJ52TLX]

Rosie & Dim lol

[worldsbiggestbastard]

i Am 100% Sure I HAve A Video Somewhere

[NightProwler237]

This is like a million times creepier than I remember it.

[TheMusicEspionage]

Amazing!

[QuinnyTeleVision]

Fizzgog!!!!!!!!!!!

[ciaraandmusic97]

me nd my brother had guinea pigs wen we were kids nd called them rosie and jim

[MissVampirewannabe]

OMG i miss the days when i was young enough to watch this i usally show them to my brothers ;)

[SoDaniDG]

i used to love to watch this... now it just scares me

[Anything2bCool]

JjjjJJiiiiiMMMmmmMMm.......rRR­oo0---Zeeee!!

LMFAO

[Thelegomoviemaster]

Anything creepy about an old man....with dolls.....

[Arkantos117]

I had a Jim doll, it freaked me out, but I wouldn't get rid of it in fear of it acting out in revenge against me.

[jane43100]

lol

xx



[lurcherlover01]

Without the duck quack in the middle this song wouldn't be complete.

[BenandGil]

This was one of favourite shows. I don't think I ever realised they were just dolls when I was little. I thought they were supposed to be representatives of real children, if that makes sense.

[nataliejaynexxx]

The best episode by far is when they went to Safeway to buy toffee yoghurt and sausages. Didn't they used to call the man Fizzgog?

[Eowithrania2017]

21 people got run over by a canal boat in their past life... or are going to.

[MapleAndAnimeCrazy]

Memories... I can just about remember these two. Haha...

[lisachaaa]

rOSIE N jIM, rOSIE N JIM, NECKED ALL THE GIN,

NOW RUFF AS A DOG!  ROSIE N JIM ...

[shortbread93]

omg he looks like a pedophille!!! man i would've got soo raped as a child...

[spelqueka]

Waa waa waa waaaaaaaaa! Quack!!

[LucyLabrador1]

D: Look what i found! You rule for uploading it..... ;3

[londonboyracer]

how can i still remember how this song went! Memories that will stay with me forever!

FUCK YEAH!!!! Rosie and Jim.

[j3s0n]

One episode it was the boat guys birthday and he got a birthday cake. I really wanted to have that same cake when I was youger it looked so tasty :P

[RewindMJ]

Hahaha. This is so typical of the things I used to be sat down in front of as a young child. They scare the CRAP out of me now. How I used to watch them when I was young I don't know. Surely they scared my mum? No idea.

Oh dear.. ' I like to pretend they come to life'. I never realised how dodgy the guy was either.

Gotta love 80's kids tv :).

[lukebishop98]

IM GONNA COME ON THERE FACE!!!!!

[icandy51]

QUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCKK!! Best part :)

[Porridge995]

@icandy51 IKR



[TGRTeeJeeArr]

And John who steers the boat :)

[KrossPoison1]

Hmm. Don't know how this didn't scare me as a child. Because it does now.

[Lauraloos1981]

John Cunliffe wrote Postman Pat

[PortobelloPink]

I loved Duck. I remember a maze episode where he kept 'running' away from them LOL

[ellacaprice12345]

i used to luvvv this sad they dont show it any more:(

[lolagirl101x]

as a child, it really never occurred to me how strange this programme was.

[bensimps123]

this just isent realistic ...you never get a black girl and a ginger white boy hanging around together ...

[millar5001]

Who would of ever thought that the 1 quack from the duck in the rosie and jim intro would inspire a whole music genre 15 years later (dubstep)

[TheLinz78]

At art college my best friend was called Jim, and I had red hair...no prizes for guessing what our nick names were...

[WillP999]

I hated Rosie and Jim with a passion, i only used to watch it for the duck.

[RandomCheeseBob]

I think I just nostalgia'd out of my ass

[abzlee1510]

Im 10 and even I remember this!!! I never realised how freaky they looked..... My dog is called rosie ans everybody mow calls me jim..... Lol

[piraterock87]

Johns chav version includes rosie getting up the duff the day she hit 13 and jim (jimmer to iz m8s) getting 2 weeks community service for beating up jack from jack and jill.

[lippy88lizzy]

Oh my days, I ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS when I was little!!!! XD

[chloescotland1]

i remember this!  i use to LOVE this!

[Hollieiscool22]

that duck used to get on my tits.

[mrgonkus]

Fucjk Rosie and Jim, Duck was the clear star of the show!

[ChrisOMFG]

What a creepy old man...

[Hollieiscool22]

@ChrisOMFG rights! John with a beard and a canal boat who owns two ragdolls. :D

[MrLouis13579]

Brings back so many memories, used to love this when I was little O:

[FellPonyz]

Duck: WAAAAAAANK

[Hutchino46]

i never realised how creepy those dolls were never kind the guy! multicultural gypsy living ragdolls!?! freaky shit!!

[soldierboy296]

omg i used to love this show was it on cbbc memorys