Portal 2 Sucks

[GammaWALLE]

Apparently No Living Soul can truly hate Portal or Portal 2...

The ones who say otherwise all seem to be Trolling

[lettucetomatoes]

lol i don't think anybody recognized the play on the word "suck". not even a play on words, just literal definition.

as in portals "suck" people in...

[joeperfect1]

6:10 SHELDON!

[Daemiadk]

11471 only read the title

[VangaurdPaladin149]

@Daemiadk portal nerds whine and complain too much

[Daemiadk]

@VangaurdPaladin149 no idea... never played the game, the concept looks boring...

[tomkasto]

Portal 2 nerds crying and getting pissed off when someone got another opinion than themselves.

(Even though this is just a parody).

[heavynov]

Dudes and dudette, the "girl who plays Daenerys" is not wooden and has got a great ass.

[geckoladyemma]

The ppl who think portal 2 puzzles are boring and bad? Just hate the game 'cause they're too stupid to solve the puzzles. Don't you know portal 2 has amazing back story(Cave Johnson is Chell's father, anyone?) and personality (GLaDOS vs. wheatley)

[Caranev]

@geckoladyemma ... spoiler alert.

[BattlefieldFTW1000]

@geckoladyemma Did you actually watch the video?

[Spironic]

Once you get ALL the boys, then you can get the girls.

[ThePower773]

Why so many dislikes?

[sphinxscu2]

@ThePower773 Probably for that terrible Star Wars musical.

[supidrobots]

@ThePower773 Probably they disliked it just because the video was called "Portal 2 Sucks"

[Cmbtsnpr]

@ThePower773 to make it look like a lightsaber

[xixlora]

hmmmm Caseeeyyyyy....

[chokingonfoot]

i think 11,447 people were REALLY offended by the title

[MarioVsKoopas]

@chokingonfoot i know i was



[FinnmensGrave]

People can't handle the fact that the were just trolled.

[shardsobrokenglass]

They blasphemed against Stephen Merchant >l

[badboykilroy]

so a completely irrelevant title lol

[TeamxNeutronxSplicer]

who else agrees that the guys talked WAY more than the girl and they probably edited the parts they were laughing and the look on the comedian's face when the girl talked he looked like he was in pain

[szoomer4]

F*ck you guys! Steven Merchant is bad a**!

[Thepassword728]

This maded me unsubscribe, Stephen Merchant was perfect and y would u title the video that u were sucking values dick

[Fredisyodaddyo]

Portal is kinda boring tho...

[DDP117]

@Fredisyodaddyo Portal 2 isn't as challenging as Portal. They just GAVE you the portal placement!

[noradioinla]

Me too ,aaronhi50

[aaronhi50]

Seeing the title of this video made me really mad.

[SirDibble25]

i hate it because it is a strategic maze solving game.



[10DegreesBelow]

@SirDibble25 Not at all. Have you ever actually played it? Besides, it has WAY more story that what ever Call of Duty game you're playing right now.

[DayzOfOurLolz]

@SirDibble25 clearly SOMEBODY never received their 60 dollars......

[boywhogames]

Why can I guarantee that everyone that disliked the video didn't even watch it for more than 1 minute.

[Sanguiluna]

@MegaXoxo13 "Oh noes! Thinking and puzzle solving in games?! How dare they encourage us to think and use our brains!"

[MidnightJDOC]

WHAT IN THE FLYIN' HELL?! I'M WATCHING A 30 SECOND ADD... I've never had one that long... And don't say that's what she said...

[jimmygrimes1]

@MegaXoxo13 i know it sucks all my friends are like buyyyy it i finally do and it sucks

[Abirdentertainment]

@MegaXoxo13 you aren't thinking with portals aren't you?

[Youngblood1701]

What happens in the isozone, stays in the isozone.

[fan977]

I hate first person platforming and puzzles that kind of thing works better with the third person camera this game must be fun for people who like first person puzzles and platforming but since I don't this game is not for me.

[attentiongrab]

@MegaXoxo13 THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU.......?!

[Zapak1]

Why the hate? This was pretty good.

[SheherohatesZelda]

Portal 2 was awesome! Fool!!

[ktrom3894]

Lol, I thought I was the only one who did that shit. I spent the next month after beating Portal 2 looking for white surfaces, and I see the Engineer HUD while sleeping after playing TF2

[MrHugawookie]

Is there a star wars prequel musical.

[crazyjak56]

BRING BACK BLEEP BLOOP!

[UltraHand25]

why is the title portal 2 sucks?

[ShinyIcy]

@UltraHand25 yea why? IT ROCKS

[fan977]

This game must be great for people who love innovative games with puzzle solving and barely any violence but this game is not for me because even though I am good at alot different types of games but I am just terrible and I mean terrible at puzzle solving so i don't think I will be able to play this game.

[superanimealexis]

@fan977 it doesnt matter im not either its still a really good game give it a go and if you dont like it take it back and get something else thats what i do :D

[relzm432]

11,372 people failed to actually watch this video.

[MLGworthy]

FUCK YOU NERDS D:-

[sheehan35]

did anyone else really prefer bleep bloop over this?

[crazyjak56]

@sheehan35 we all did. I miss bleep bloop.

[MrMultiGamer]

If you are going to just read the title then dislike I don't think Youtube is for you....

[brolyservant]

I played PROTOTYPE so much that I started parkouring around my house. And then I killed and ate my neighbor.

[tudssquadbuisness]

Actually that's quite an analogy. The Portal at the end of the game does suck.

[MrAndreasHD]

@tudssquadbuisness you mean where you send someone very far away (tried not to spoil anything for others...)

[ltpierce1]

my freind hates portal...

look at his grade :P

[HappyMasterChief]

I played halo so much that its in my youtube name!

[AgentAlbert33]

its because u suck at portal 2 lol

[TechTasticDJs]

starwars the musical, the song that was played came from les miserables. look it up!

[srnefe]

You can say "oh shit" but you cant say "fuck" ?!

[Shadowgamer0907]

5:55 USE THE FORCE!!! XD

[MegaBioshock]

I played CoD so much that I shot my brother.....with a real gun

[BlackenShade]

Gabrus is such a fucking douche.

[BlackenShade]

Wow, Gabrus sure packed on the pounds since i saw him in the crucial man massage video. Getting fat from all the money Phillips Noroco is getting you, eh Gabrus?

[MoonHawk98]

@Xtimeswordx Are you mad because your tiny brain couldn't figure out how to get past the levels? X)

[xTimeswordx]

I agree with the title, I disagree with what they said in the video.

[dsquaredmlg]

what the fuck is portal 2

[TheZeke256]

@dsquaredmlg noob

[kimenaa01]

@dsquaredmlg are you serious?

[Stigmatainmypants]

I really dislike chicks trying to pretend to be nerds for attention.

[TheOceanspray99]

@Stigmatainmypants Unless your meaning of nerd is different then mine, then you could consider me a true nerdy girl.

Or fan girl of superheroes.

[fisher108]

Portal2 rules u suck f you

[G4M3RG33KZ]

@fisher108 LOL They're don't hate portal 2 watch 2:27 they love it

[starwarsfamilyguy0]

@G4M3RG33KZ wha-why does the title say it sucks :(

[G4M3RG33KZ]

@starwarsfamilyguy0 The title is Portal 2 Sucks to draw attention to fans so they check out the video.

[Cryogenicmonkey]

Did anybody even listen to the video? Portal fanboys...-_-

[sriram97]

You guys suck dick, I don't find the video funny.

[MaNgAnlmE]

i was gonna come to this video to troll then i saw it was collegehumor.

[eyaffe1]

Did NO ONE notice he ripped off DIRECTLY from Les Mis? And yes...I'm a theatre nerd.

[ShadowClubK]

Portal 1 is way better then portal 2, what was good about portal 1 is that GLaDos was like your best friend then you found out she killed everyone, in portal 2 she is like yeah I killed everyone and I will not stop talking about it

[xXCptCheeseXx]

Title of the video sucks = thumb down

[monsterpacman13]

@xXCptCheeseXx Watch the damn video douche

.

[xXCptCheeseXx]

@monsterpacman13 I did watch the video entirely before commenting this... So I know that they like Portal 2 but i just hate the title.

[xXCptCheeseXx]

@monsterpacman13 And it was boring anyway

[xXCptCheeseXx]

@DiscoChinchilla And again just likr I said to the other rager... I HAVE WATHCED THE VIDEO! BUT, It was boring and the title sucks. So I wish that u were the last one who comes and rage at me to watch the video...

[DiscoChinchilla]

@xXCptCheeseXx Sorry, my little brother actually typed that response. Probably should have logged off before leaving my computer. Anyway, I removed the original comment. :)

[xXCptCheeseXx]

@DiscoChinchilla Its alright

[BattlefieldFTW1000]

@xXCptCheeseXx Faggot person who doesn't even watch the whole video, just dislikes and comments.

[XeindiorulezFTW]

I watched so many videos of Left 4 Dead that when I was going to the bathroom, I heard my mom's friend, who was staying the night yesterday, making an odd sound when she was sleeping, I imidiately thought it sounded remarkably similar to the cry of of the Witch. Not a pleasant pee break.

[gomunkul]

Fuck, I played so much Mines that I don't walk of tiled floors anymore...

[ultimatessjgoku]

@BigzXeronA it took me around 8 hours to finish so its a bit short for the average game made nowadays but still pretty challenging

[PunkWolf1984]

Why does everybody have a mock BLACK FLAG shirt now a days?

... he he Beach Boys

[richAardnjannet1980]

I'm going to have to disagree with the part about Stephen Merchant. He had WAY more character than the original voice for Wheatley. Good video though. Guys, make sure you actually WATCH the video before you like/dislike, sheesh.

[bonkuraysan]

to those who hate portal 2 i only want you gone.

[shitsouh]

you fags partal 2 is awsome your fags

[Eleforgey]

@shitsouh Wow. Did you watch the video? Obviously not because if you did you wouldn't have commented that, now would you? And in the name of all things holy, how do you misspell PORTAL?! It's in the freaking title! You also misspelled AWESOME. Shame on you, stupid fucker.

[MrSuchak]

the video is gonna get hate if you give it a stupid title.. you're just asking for it

[TheARkY1000]

A haha le mis crossed with star wars damn that is funny as shit

[YourTakenNames]

Beating World of Warcraft? One does not simply "beat" World of Warcraft.

[jdp10000]

When i saw the title i was in shock but the only thing i didnt like about portal 2 was it was so short i beat the game in 4 days

[Funmaster524]

Change the title

[prunersbro]

yea you guys need to change the title because i almost pressed dislike without watching the vid in pure nerd rage

[322kittycat]

@prunersbro the nerds will burn there house down. with the lemons! JK but i just needed to say that

[KorAnos1]

Change the title.

[0revolutionary]

3:13 me too.

[Chinnyagua]

they should really change the title

[Randomidus]

2:50 Inexcusable! Stephen Merchant was one of my favorite things about the game! :O

[juanandjosephtv2]

Its a PUN DUMBASSES

[firewolf11567]

Troll title, lol

[EricasMaximas]

Casey Johnston is a stupid bitch... the guy with the glasses is a stupid bitch.

Fat guy is a stupid bitch.

OH! and you are a stupid bitch... BITCH.

[ASBusinessMagnet]

I wonder what video has the most dislikes on YouTube.

[juanandjosephtv2]

@ASBusinessMagnet friday

[godofdead2]

@ASBusinessMagnet rebbeca black friday

[alexgator99]

@godofdead2 fridays down so thats invalid now

[LeiAdrienne732]

Ahhhh why are there so many dislikes???? That's so sad!

[husseindss]

@LeiAdrienne732 cause of the title, its very misleading.

[soulsilver193]

I knew they were trolling before I even clicked the thumbnail. You know why? IT WAS MADE BY COLLEGEHUMOR!

[hbgames17]

My main gripe with Portal 2 is that the puzzles don't have "ninja tricks" and alternate ways to solve them. Also I used to love trying to find glitches in portal.

[mymcr03]

portal and portal 2 is perfect they have a lot to load so of course its going to have a lot of load screens

[Betspanker]

I think Stephen Merchant was perfect. I wouldn't be able to take that IT Crowd's guy's high voice for the entirety of the the game.

[thundafaceplant]

haha did anyone notice that the sound system fell off the TV?



[Chiefjosh2000]

U guys must have been playing console versions. The pc version had barely noticeable load screens. The longest one I had was roughly 3 seconds (pc version)

[Omeegia]

Gabe Newell stomped on the dislike button.

[mymcr03]

portal did have a lot of load screens other than that perfect

[ManiactheLunatic]

What happened to bleep bloop?

[TheBreadcrab]

Wait, so why is this called "Portal 2 Sucks"? Oh, just to get attention? I see. In that case, f*** you guys.

[C0GSniper]

0:33 was from Portal.

[outofpeanuts]

@C0GSniper *Portal 2.

[C0GSniper]

@outofpeanuts It was in Portal: The First Slice.

[outofpeanuts]

@C0GSniper Yes, the chamber itself was. However, the footage is clearly from the same chamber in Portal 2 (look at the condition of the chamber: all those years have left their marks).

[mymcr03]

@C0GSniper it was in both

[bigmax1627]

i disliked it cuz of those shorts riding up!

[AxelTheHun]

lol, dat trollbait title!

[MriPadkid]

11,000 people don't like when you criticize the game they payed $50.00 for

[MRsamulito]

game of thrones? i've read it 14 times already, that's 14 times more than that douche in the video has

[GTtheEpic]

Poor title choice indeed

[barrager4life]

@theo3k congratz you have successfully spammed up the entire comment box with a childish arguememt!

[the03k]

Click 2:42 before disliking the fucking video morons

[322kittycat]

@the03k acually your the moron. I love Portal 2 and i watched it before disliking it. So some of us Portal 2 fans have common sence. -_- and i disliked it and liked it.

[the03k]

@322kittycat "I disliked it and liked it"....?

And no you're the moron ..."So some of us portal 2 fans have common sence"....

....i'm refering to the idiot portal 2 fans who disliked the video because of the title....and didnt even bother to watch the video...(i say 10,000 ppl are dumb portal 2 fans...)

Again you're the moron...from what you wrote you understood i was talking about people who disliked the video before watching it..right?...you didnt do that...so i wasnt even talking about you

[322kittycat]

@the03k i liked it beacuse it was from collegehumor. i disliked it beacuse there title is wrong :P

[wgeorgiou]

It's called Portal 2 sucks because they try to find a reason behind it sucking, but cant really cause it's good

[nikogior]

Without even watching the video I disliked it because of the title.

[AtomicCore9]

Why is the title portal 2 sucks when all they talk about is some musical?

[Nentedo63]

I disliked it because they barely talk about portal 2

[spike438]

they actually talk about how portal is good, the title is just meant to attract viewers... if u hit dislike it shows ur low intelligence level...

[spike438]

7868 people have no life have no life

11191 people have no life and are pissed off about it

i'm one of the 7868

[TheAmazingMaxsteele2]

The only thing I have to say about this video: Nice Beck shirt.

[ZeronFXL]

Its funny how many Portal 2 fans just came here and disliked the video without actually watching it.

[husseindss]

can you blame them? the title is misleading. (or was it meant as an attention grabber?)

[ZeronFXL]

@husseindss Well no, but it's still humorous to me. :P

[MrMasterMan007]

Ive had dreams....solving how to pass a level in Portal 2...seriously

[iiHawty]

/TROLL FACE.

[setsunasamachan]

I love how satires like these can rile people up like this.

[TheCodemonster2]

star wars musical clip, rips le miz... one day more, yea i know musicals, bitch.

[TheCodemonster2]

star wars musical clip, rips le miz... one day more, yea i know musicals bitch.

[ZapperBrain]

I didn't like Portal 2. The story was good, but that was the only thing I liked.

[5Corundum5]

02:42

Oh.... Sorry about that dislike.

[Tikachu45]

all these portal fans are butt devastated

[alisetareh512]

FUCK YOU.

THIS IS WHY I WILL NEVER WATCH THIS WEBSHOW EVER AGAIN.

[EvasionX2]

"Hey guys! I'm here with a bunch of retards and an unrelated title in a desperate attempt to get views on youtube!"

[the03k]

@EvasionX2 2:42 idiot

[EvasionX2]

@the03k If you're stupid enough to watch the video that long I applaud your new-found epilepsy.