Eli Porter - Deed It / Best Man / Cat On The Grill

[bluffr22]

this should hjave alot more views than 73k it is absolutely fucking hilarious!!!

[Takifun]

He was the first one to mention twitter tho.

[ricgonzo28]

ELI " THE GOAT" PORTER

[druha10304]

the best rapper ever. no joke.

[InTheKnowGirl]

I DID IT............................­.........



[EGO66d]

Rosy like ever.

[peeweesherman]

Ahh, you know damn well Eli probably smells like Jerry Curl sauce and Wet Naps.

[Ostrosozok]

Rosie o Donnell at a bisexual bridal shower

I actually liked that line

[psxiiuk]

MEEEEEEEENGGGGGGGGG

[TheBasketballStuff]

BISEXUAL BRIDAL SHOWER?!?!?!? what does that mean?!!? damn eli goes so hard he invents new disses

[TheKickster27]

is he retarted dat man said nahh i said freak

[dollysinn]

@TheKickster27 Your grammar is retarded. Bet you munch on grilled cats.

[TheKickster27]

@dollysinn no i was reapeating what he said. he had said fuck and the music stopped and the guy was like eli u cant curse and eli said nahh man i said freak

[TheKickster27]

is he retarted 

[smoothskin8]

NOOOOOOOI

[RoflCopterClan]

me mailed with single umbilical flopped

[RoflCopterClan]

figure out of the biggest main i'd be easy.

[FS23315]

So fucked up

[TheHexKiller]

what is the beat for "best man"?

[IRaiiDeNI]

I DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EED IT

[shadow818036]

I DID IT!

[potatoerise]

0:35 with transcribed audio, he says Lesbo?

[Paskizzle]

Once he comes back after his fuck up he's actually a quality lyricist

[markwoodland1]

from where is it says 'up next we have eli'

this is what transcribe audio thinks it says

marv-o:

obituary intact, from the president and fire, lesbo

eli:

i've got one question really tenu mixed feeling the pinch valve acne cruelty dude, figure out of the biggest main, i'd be easy.

XD transcribe audio is hilarious on this

[dieHeeresschar]

@markwoodland1 The transcribed audio is hilarious on this clip!

[markwoodland1]

@dieHeeresschar yeah it's so funny XD

[helikestv]

those two judges at 2:13 are the grand marshalls of the gay parade.

[papaburr098]

its funny how the regular guy won only cause he was not retarded

[sheikh03]

Marv-o is a homo

[MrLewisFloydHenry]

The tune at 3:42 best suits Eli's rap style. See even though everyone seems to be taking the piss or so it seems, I think it is highlighting the fact that Eli"s style is bad ass! It's a bit like Old dirty Bastard but It's very sincere. Because he is actually living with what ever condition he is suffering from> But he has over come it at 3:42. ELI is  dude!

[MrSouljaboytellemism]

Its like Nepolean Dynomite with all black people. everybody seems to be...........

[NeiNei1030]

he not half bad . . . minus the long pauses . . . but understood :)

[gatbearer576]

I can feel my 12 pack form XD

[MsBabyBoppa]

eli I wanna give you some coo

[jayhasfoundya]

eli when you get married

can i be the beeest mayyyneeee????

[siefereferis]

lmao

[bayareamayne]

Its so messed up to laugh at this ... but I did ... sooo hard

[onyxone144]

They look like they're from the special olympics. What's their problem? wow we've lost our drive for quality...

[novrecs]

nah see i cant even laugh at this, obviously hes loosing his consentration, which would be completely NORMAL due to his disability.

[RaviRav01]

OMG!!! I cant stop laughing!!!



[SuperDuperiPhone4]

he goes hard

[teck9troublesome]

lol funniest shit eva !!

[Hotdam165]

i love this guy

[BillyBob3430]

"This dude like dat, he ranin from da cat" wtf lol.????????

"step down off da pedestal, im da best man , you need to go to da fuckn deeetol!"

HUH? wtf lol I spit soda everywhere.

[lunchmeat1995]

lol rosie o'donell at a "BI SEXUALBRIDALSHOWER??!!!" ROFLMFAO

[trams33]

Eli is ridiculously epic 

[Lemonjelllo]

I DEEEED IT.

[BigRussDaGOD]

he did get robbed. i would pay to see another eli porter freestyle. shit is classic.

[ctk1018]

Gooooooo Eli, this dude gets my props. His rhyme was better than the dude he was battling, think about. "got the cat on the grill see?" classic.

[OnTheRun167]

You should give some credit to Helios for making these vids you spliced together

[nnevermindd]

I love the Eli Porter shit as much as the next guy but, like you said, this is content was taken from heli0s2003. I don't know who "CEO Charlie" is exactly but he shouldn't be taking any credit for this.

[MrSplatterhouse]

the best i ever seen ...laghed till i cried ...poor eli

[MaximusRelaximus]

err, bridal shower even.

[MaximusRelaximus]

hehe..."rosy odonnell at a bisexual bible shower," followed immediately by "i keep it for real." yeah, buoy, doesn't get any realer than that.

[SickzorOne]

@MaximusRelaximus bisexual bridal shower actaully.

[MaximusRelaximus]

envy would have torn it up against any other rapper in history. unfortunately for him, he went up against the only man on the planet better than him.

[Dev17cmd]

pause at 2:14 just gay Lmao

[GoogleMeBiittch]

@Dev17cmd  lmaaaaoo i jus took it in

[ur1radycalchic]

w00t w00t!

[BeccaThursfield]

why are those judges holding hands in the heart at 2:14 O_o

[ecwmatt]

@BeccaThursfield didn't you hear, there in the gay parade!

[mrs50dnthate]

@BeccaThursfield lmfao i was thinkn i was the only who saw that sh*t, they , must be in the gay parade...

[xXxmidgexXx]

bxbs!

[swordfishmatador]

I deeed it!

[DeezNutzNurJaw]

Eli got more skill than soulja boy at least

[elnegrobembon]

roasted like ever!!!!!!!!!

[jarbon5]

Eli straight raped that other dude. That pause as he said, "I deed t!", that was just to shake dude up while he formulated some MONSTROUS verses to crush him (and you can see it in his face that he is scared).. Once Eli started rapping again, he crushed lil buddy. Eli is HARD!!!

[thikmom2]

lmmfao for him to be a lil slow he ripped the mic..and them judges is so fuckin HOMO..

[KennyWrightguitarist]

mmaaaaayyyyyyynnnnnnnnnnnnnnne­eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­

[wonderkilla]

Eli is a beast on da mic!!

[lokpg13]

are these guys mental?

[ChaosStep]

they all seem just as retarded as each other

[Saric123]

he diiid it

[AdamFitzer]

stop stealing from heli0s2003, at least give him some credit.

[webbrowser22]

ELI WAS FUckin Nice !

Bi bridal shower (lmao)

he should have won

[TheDopeheads]

ELI WAS ROBBED!!!!!

[NothingPunk]

2:45  My current text message alert

[easyfriend71]

Tha best mayynn. Jay Z got nothin on this dude.

[Kingvenom7]

what is the name of that jazz song at 5:00 without the eli voice???

[Kingvenom7]

envy suckssssssssssss, ELI is the best mannnnn i deeddddd it

[RKEreal1]

...okay, im not going to hold this in any longer...Envy is ASS...he absolutely sucks

[thesisstatment]

eli won

[rareformulamusic]

1:01 LMFAO

[Tmonie1986]

You didn't know?!?!

He the best mayneeee

[954sneaky954]

eli= underrated rapper

[erik4member]

Wow is that guy stupid!

[herFLYness79]

the remix is hilarious! 'i got tha cat on the grill..roasted like evahh' hahaha!

[19harris85]

Big nigga Eli aka The Best Mayne aka Mr. I Deed It

[jacksontina6]

Is he just a r'tarded rapper seriously that just raps and everyone thinks its the shit cause he's a special rapper? Idk this guy but his raps are funnny..lol :/

wth is this tapping off of anyways? Can't be bet or anything

lmfao

:/

[iS0Ty]

i dont give a fuck what anybody says that nigga ELI is a fucking G he a problem let that nigga rap cus if u ask me that nigga betta than Wezzy Fuckin Baby .. u kno why cus HE DEED IT MAYNE

[electro2525]

xD indeed, he deeed it.

[panokset]

Yeah...

Go on ELI ya are still the MAyyN MAAAN

[jaybadazz2]

feel sorry fo det nigga eli man... keep ya head up n dont let them punk u down bruh... eli da best man straight up

[PinkSkiiTtLeZzYoanNa]

they are so retarded! the first one shaked his hand like hell and the 2nd one is completely RETARDED!!!! why are these ppl promoting retards who sound like faggots when they rap?

[fpsmanager]

mayne you dont get it do you

eli is autistic or something but hes a genius with words.

[PKBallin]

Just like rosie o'donnel at a bisexual briadal shower. that's the best line in any song... ever... bar none.

[cubanman407]

hahahahah i think b.e.t. should make a show where only retards battle.

[GreenIsGood2009]

lol

[sparky0370]

This is off the wall, I love it.

[YouCantTakeOnAlex]

eli go hard as fuck man envy can't see him

[BiohazardBabe]

I'M DA BESS MAYN!

[ryanr20091]

this dude would rip soulja boy to pieces

[ORGANIK14]

im not making a black joke but, its probably crack.

[RiverKing52]

Envy suck

[leudin]

this guy obviously has some kind of mental disability. :-\

[razehey]

Im the best mayn.. I deed it. --- gay parade LOL good lyrics no jk.

[Ninno27]

2:15

And why that dude got his arms around the guy in front like that?

[Ninno27]

my bad 2:13

[Ninno27]

I want the beat they used at the end of this vid where eli sounds screwed.

[WreckaleckShun]

I Really Mean It - Juelz Santana

[FreedomFighterNL]

WTF?

[locopollo666]

he is about to die!!!

xDDDDDDDDD

[edyj71]

on jest upośledzony? jak nie to jest żałosny.

[Screlz]

I got the cat on the grill, see? Roasted cat.

[RRFCaptain]

I got the cat roasted like ever on top of the grill see

[biggie2pac07]

he aint retarded he just messed up lmfao or Not

[pk656073]

i find it funny how youtubers are making fun of his rap its funny as hell they have more jokes about him to

[terrelltiger]

2 me eli won

[Amnesiam]

This is great!

Mayn!

[avithemostill]

ELI IS MY IDOL

[DangerousSexOffender]

MAAAAAAAAAYYYNNNEEEEEE!!!!!!!

[CamDaMan2011]

"Aint no wonder why he came out, he already in tha gay parade" GOT EMMMMM

[Pelonetillo]

my advice to eli is to stop rappin, stick to walkin cripple. PWN! that pointing dude is talkin mad shit! I DEED IT

[ERICJIN707]

cant pwn eli cause he is the best mayn

[laoboy999]

look like Mase lol

[P00bex]

good job on stealing helio's videos.

[naggerloverNOT]

This Rules!

[jackbauerpowerhour]

i got you, roasted like ever!

[DemonicGemini]

Eli Porter: i'm the best i told you that this dude like that he runnin from the cat LOL

MY Rhyme they str8 up clever LOL

[suckithardnfast]

This is great.

[chpzzz21]

when the music cuts back on he looks li9ke he about to cream his pants

[rahkriga]

"I got pedestal"

[Brotrr]

So you just jacked helios's videos? Good job.

[ajaxSAF]

hilarious

[uuuultra]

That retard could own most mainstream rappers!

[ChristianMale101]

Its sad because its true (and funny)

[ant1ph0n]

yes, his rhymes are pretty clever...

[EmilXavier]

I am going to hell for laughing at this one man.. LOL

[Ninno27]

FAV'D

[Ninno27]

LOL the chopped n Screwed part of this vid is WIN!

[Yekkow]

im da best mayne

i deeed eet

[C12returns]

lol

[agip07]

to be honest eli is cripple but other dude ryhmes is cripple

[agip07]

that was hard to watch

and oh yea, yall gone burn in Hell!!!!

[sweebadadeebada]

At least he gave it a try.

[ParadigmShift302]

Tell me he does'nt look like Mase!

[SlickMindDoom]

sHAMELESS sTOLEN vIDS!

[GunterYang]

word: jacked from heli0s2003

[sumwhatkeezy]

Not so sure about retarded, crack anyone?

[TheUltimateTrickster]

envy rhymes cripple with cripple.

CRAZY NIGGA

[marlynrivera23]

lmao, man im going to hell for this!!!..hahahahahahahaha but he actually did better than the other tard...yo whats up with the homos in the back touching on each other lmao hahahahahahah!!!

[rocknflip66]

bwahahahahahha!.. after reading your comment (which btw is on point) i couldnt stop crackin up lol. I feel bad for laughin. but seriously what's up with those dude's touching each other

[a1152612]

maneeeee!

[STInaruto]

MANGGGGGGGGG!

[MonsterHorrorBoy]

wtf are those two doing at 2:15????

[ec2031]

sex

[1289498]

hes not nervous hes retarted....no joke im not tryin to be meen

[jwunsch]

The word is retarded, not retarted, you fucking retard...

Did the red line under the word not give a big enough hint?

[goldlion2]

The host was so uncomfortable and so hard to watch, feel bad for the nervous guy.

[marcusmalone]

I don't know how you did it spityogamecom but somehow you've managed to improve on perfection! Absolute distilled genius...

[cap0ne60]

Way to jack the homie heli0s vids you faggots.

[mistressofhell32]

I DEED IT!

[psyencerock]

Yo! LMFAOO!!!! I GOT DA CAT ON DA GREEL SEE... YO THIS WHOLE THING IS A TRIP! I GOTTA COP ME A ELI TSHIRT! I DEED IT MAYNG! LMFBAO!

[Evdizz]

Eli is the fucking mayne!

[Shotta354601]

at first i thought this shit was funny. but now i feel kinda bad for him. especially the other guy eli fried him lol

[bullseyen]

he's just pausing for the chorus.. obviously autistic and did have more and better stingers than his opponent. most people have lower or equal iq's as him.. but it makes you feel good to bash him cause.. hey at least your better than him right? hehe..

[BobeyLeo]

I don't understand this battle, where did it come from? What's it called, what year, who hosted, why did they let a mentally challenged person spit and why does the guy feel up hi smans chest for an hour?

[mastastonia]

came from iron mic. year 2006, iron mic hosted it, Im pretty sure they did not know he was mentally challenged i wouldnt if i didnt see that. Who knows the last question. Understand this was a rap at a school

[bigmoniez]

it's funny when he chokes and starts dancing. When he first freestyle.

[oneclowndown]

cocaines a helluva drug

[TaylorH0pkins]

family guy....except meth