Scrubs - Dr. Cox and Jordan Scare Away Fat Lady

[ARavingLooony]

Cox and Jordan destroyed that fat bitch

[pennyferret77]

i love that family!

[k9DaAV]

deeeeeee-molished

[Projectshadow316]

I thought of this clip randomly today and recited it word for word. Not....entirely sure how I feel about that.

[crazy4sian]

@Projectshadow316 Feel good about yourself.

[Projectshadow316]

@crazy4sian Done and done.

[1990Adamd]

@Projectshadow316 Ashamed in real life, but strangely proud here?

[Projectshadow316]

@1990Adamd I didn't say I was ashamed. I just didn't know how I felt about that.

[starwarsfan117]

yes!

[elenimariex]

haha OWNED

[SuperSaiyanAl]

Jack's just grinning like a bastard there...best part of the video.

[pyderz]

Best couple ever

[biccy1muncher]

i love your family too <3

[WolfDragon94]

Ladies and Gentlemen we have our parents of the year

[89deadlock]

whoops i meant want not wont

[89deadlock]

wow i wont parents like that i wouldnt need to fight anyone i could just make run away crying

[NeptuneMS385]

What about the one where Cox scares that one fat chick at the bar?

"Those pants look nice!"

"Oh, thanks, they were 40% off."

"Why don't you and me try to get then 100% off"

Ahh, genius.

[pyromaniaccorpse]

BEST SCRUBS JOKE EVER! HA! :0

[mrsspargel]

i love our family.

haha classic cox+jordan.

[falcon21386]

damn...if that was a real family, i wanna be jack!

[donnemoiunnom]

owned

[BellaChloe3]

I love your family too, Dr. Cox. I wish more people were like you guys.

I think part of that lady's problem was that she has no room for parenting advice and part of it is she didn't want to pay for a baby toy.

[colinmochriesbuddy]

Jack Jack's face is adorable when the lady gets offended and huffs away. "Yeah, piss off! These are MAH balls!"

[Mrtostie]

The cuttiest family in the world

[coralin378]

that nosy lady just pops in and "suggests" what's good for their baby. I hate people like that. Thank god Jordan and Perry told her off.

[QuesoGr7]

The Cox delivers his lines are just epic! xD

[NateSean]

It's actually a lot nicer than what my brothers do to people who give them parenting advice. :p

[BONNIE567]

"I love our family :)" As do we all, Dr Cox XD

[sakura4994]

what is this awesomeness that i just witnessed?

[sakura4994]

my brain almost exploded from awesomeness factor.

[arbitterm]

I hope I find a woman who will be horrible with me like this. We'll have so much fun.

[BellaChloe3]

@arbitterm I hope to find a man like that too. 

[newsearching]

"I love our family" :D

[ProphecyGirl91]

Is it weird that I find them totally cute here? Being horrible aside, they look so adorable.

PS - Is that the woman from Friends? TOW the male nanny.

[dikkeshitouwe]

Jordan has a hard time not laughing out loud rofl

[lurkingShadows]

I hate fat ladies like that they don't even know what the kid wants. Once, for a trip to the beach, we packed food from ahead of time 2 save $. Thing is, a fat lady asked my sis, with the LARGE bag of cheetos, 2 have some 4 her kid. The kid actually didn't want any, the lady took the whole bag and ate it herself! Those "moms" tick me off!

[flacofran]

@lurkingShadows hahahahahahahaha owned...

[funnyhuuny90]

fat woman i used to know used to to boss my mum around about how to be a gud mother but her own children were looked after by the nanny. also, she used to eat yoghurt out of our fridge then leave it half eaten in the fridge. AAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHH

[Elisha2Kings]

aw...they've got to be the most dysfunctional, cynical, yet oddly sweetest family i've seen on television!

[Apollomasque]

How about the Hoovers from Little Miss Sunshine?

[Elisha2Kings]

television, not movie. but they're up there as well! :) love that movie!

[raenBow27]

:D i love your family too, perry

[Shakduhn]

whoa jordan and cox are like meant for each other xD

I wonder if when older their children would be like them?

[Soyneil]

well i heard a guy in the US called his son "Apple" and his daughter "Sunshine"

[smoogirl]

thats as bad as calling a child america, it's sad and rather stupid lol

[martious1]

over stimulating lol gotta love how crude they are, id hang myself if i was called brantly lol

[CrazyLeg1987]

another great moment of scrubs!

[partygirl209]

they make a good family!!

[jm64d]

In your face, pretentious, nosey bitch! Dr.Cox and Jordan are a great couple...lol

[falloverinasack]

who would name there child brantly

[jubbles23]

It's like, *and I am NOT trying to be racist here, I'm stating something that is a name so completely out there* Laquanda. Or Shareefa. *Sorry that I'm 'making fun of black names, I can't actually think of any odd names for any other type of person, aside from Brantley, or spelling an old name, in some crazy way. Like Jacob is spelled, Gacob, or Jakob.* I don't know if these words mean anything in Afrikaan, but, these names are just horrible to me.

[dougpryce92]

i love our family lol

[norris850]

haha " he also thanked me for not naming him brantley"

[spiffy427]

she was so annoying! just go and buy your own toys!!!

[anth1990]

haha cox;s face as he talks, classic 'paarenting advoice'

[ScrubsTheOpera]

Greatest parents in the world!

[kylzer88]

Haha PWNED

[cmsrawrr]

pwndddddddddddddd

[Jazzam69]

haha.

[Lolocaustor]

bitch got ownt

[cakerella]

OWNED.

[Forestman16]

pwnt

[yoohoocan1]

Since you have so many balls...

[ukbang2007]

...and since too many balls can be overstimulating..."

[nsiderultimaseth]

Where's The Todd in all of this?

[madskittlez1122]

His balls are pretty overstimulating.

[gbushimprov]

@ukbang2007 The Todd has to disagree.

[fandanstan]

@ukbang2007 she said "toys"...

[ukbang2007]

@fandanstan

I know ;-).

PS: 2 years since I wrote this, how time flies !

[koolboarder69j]

i love dr cox!!!!!

[Barraman69]

bitch got owned ahaha

[Botation]

hilarious

[comixgod50]

I love this scene, mayn that would be hella rude and awkward if some random lady came up to us and ask to take my child's toys away and tell me too much toys is bad for him/her. I probably wouldn't come back with a witty rant but I'd do something.

[musicnote5]

haha "i love our family"

[preput]

hahaha

[Gazareth2000]

owned

[hughesrk]

hahaha Dr. Cox and Jordan are hilarious

[whipid]

this is my favorite quote from scrubs.

[Szartard]

best.

[Pitt74757879]

i like wen she comes over dr cox drops the football he was holding

[Lombardi10137]

lol that was funny.

[Eluzara]

Yeah, he was in shock there for a while.

[butadujo]

i hate moms like that, but thank god i didnt name my son brantley.

[meckii3]

They honestly make the best conflicting couple.

[PleiadesSeven]

This is one of my favorite tv moments of all times. Inspiring.

[apexdna]

Yup, sometimes you gotta shut them hipocritcal fucks up ...

[Salmarnes]

Brantly, what's with the names these days?

[Kward107]

You know Grace Slick (singer of Jefferson airplane) Named her kid god. Now that is fucking cool

[videospoon]

no thats blasphemy

[whokilledzekeiddon]

No it's not, it's hilarious.

Well, if it was true it would be. Read the last bit of Grace Slick's 'personal life' bit on Wikipedia, the story behind it is pretty funny. Turns out the kid's real name is actually 'China', which, in turn, still makes it pretty hilarious.

Fancy being called Grace Slick though! That's such a suave name!

[Paniraptor]

Haha, Jack smiles at the end after she gets up and leaves.

[Hmob1994]

lol, go Coxians! (Eveb though Jordan technically isn't a cox anymore...)

Jordan and Cox make the best team ever... I want them as my parents, even if it means i'd grow up emotianlly crippled.

[jamie06101]

Naa Jordan loves Cox.

I'd love them as my parents lol

[Hmob1994]

Oi! Hand's off!

Lol...

but if you think about it, Doctor Cox can manage just about one hug a year and treats Jack like his drinking buddy, and Jordan announced once that she is emotianally dead inside, and named their daughter Jennifer Dylan just to spite Doctor Cox...

Can no-one see the pattern here?

But, yeah... they do love each other...

[InnerLight4]

"I love our family." Enough said...=]

[keiichan713]

PWNED!

[headed4thebottom]

But I didn't mean that in a bad way. I think it's great.

[headed4thebottom]

I love how you called her a fat lady when it's not even mentioned at all in the clip.

[tehjoemastah]

Why beat around the bush?

[lazarusrex]

Foreplay?

(or if you vote Obama)

[tehjoemastah]

lolololol

[thenameroryistaken]

best couple ever

[belliebells]

Jordon and Dr. Cox are simply perfect for each other. x]

[fuduzan5562]

HAhahahaha omg. That so reminds me of my parents. hahahahaha

[thecatsingsinthesink]

Jordan enjoys it so much in that scene lmao..

[HaxxorsProduction]

aww they were made for each other lol

[emptyandgray]

this is one of my favorite scenes ever.

[Macyafacy44]

Haha Thats Meh &&Meh Hubby

[ho0rayforthepenguins]

LOL they'd be awesome parents... in a weird way

[mamadrewhy]

why can't i have parentes like them???

[chelokun]

trust me, after one afternoon with these people, you're ready to cut yourself.

[headed4thebottom]

WTF does that mean?

[ojaya15966]

lol they actually treat their children with a lot of love.I guess when given the opposite you get jealous comments like yours. Alright well have a nice day =] and don't bother replying back with a witty remark because I'll already be going on with my life.

[Hmob1994]

wow... thats got to be... the most pathetic come-back I've ever heard...

Yeap, definatly the most pathetic...

[Hmob1994]

lol, kudos on the Coxianish speech...

maybe Carla...

or even Jordan...

definatly one of them...

[videospoon]

That sounds familiar... did you quote scrubs or anything?

[Hmob1994]

probably... I tend to do that without realising it...

Yeah... I'm THAT sad...

[videospoon]

it sounds like J.D., not sad to remember funny quotes i'd guess i'd be equally bad recognising it

[cyeh3]

which episode is this?

[TW24kobe]

My Clean Break

Season 3

[NoKrakana]

Jordan and Perry FTW!

[20rebeka08]

what dose FTW meen?

[Shinoka]

For the win.

[20rebeka08]

ok lol

[VidGamer123]

PWNT! Ha ha!