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  • 2 star wanted level???

  • GODDAMN YOU FUCKING PRICK!!

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  • Surprised someone didn't yell "GET IN THE HOLE"

  • ROFL Hey Tiger leave God out of it Jesus can't help that u can't stay faithful oops hes cursing about the golf yeah he sucks at that too.

  • stevie williams said in an interview that he only had one golf ball left in the bag after he hit that one out, because he had forgotten to put the extras back in the bag after tiger finished practicing. if tiger had lost one more, he would've been disqualified

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  • I recall in my junior golfing days, it was common-place on a particularly bad day to shout long and hard f**********************ck, which continued to reverbrate around the course many seconds after you stopped shouting. I guess though, there was no microphone and people at home listening which Tiger has to deal with. Sure glad I grew out of that habit.

  • hahaha, the commentator "oohh, thats enough of the commentary, that made mine look pretty average"

    hahahaha LMFAO

  • ironic he's playing with jesper parnavik

  • "Daddy what does fucking prick mean?"

    "SON WHO SAID THIS?!"

    "Tiger Woods"

    "OMGWTFBBQ!"

  • Hey, golf will do that to you!!

  • i cant believe it

  • Was this 2000 when he won by 15 strokes? haha

  • I saw the Jack and Tiger comparisons so I thought I would give my 2 cents. I dont discredit Tiger as a golfer for his cheating ways. He can still be a great golfer and a bad husband and father.

    As far as Jack vs Tiger. I dont buy the whole Tiger has more compatition than Jack crap. I would argue Jack had more top notch players bighting at his heels than Tiger. They are both great players but right now....... for me.....Jack is still the best that ever lived.

  • @marcusdolby1 I'll agree with that, 100%.

  • @marcusdolby1 ditto, AND he has it a little easier too with all of the amenities, technology, money, endorsements etc. The Tiger thing is a little too silver platter for me, not to mention hes a dickhead in person.

  • He was playing with Jesper Parnevik too. How Ironic.

  • HAHAHAHA THAT WAS FUNNY.

  • he said that when he got the crabs from the whore he fucked in st louis

  • Do a youtube search on jdohe to see all my great Tiger Woods video clips! You will love them!

  • Don't let the basterds get you down, Tiger. Stay cooool.

  • He called himself a fucken prick..Seems appropriate LOL!

  • Instead of G**D*** you F***ing P****, Tiger should have said "Oh fiddlesticks you silly goose!"

  • Women will never forgive him, blacks will never forgive him, and anybody who is the least bit racist will never let him forget it. The media and paparazzi that cashed in on his perfection will ALSO cash in on his destruction. They will hound him mercilessly. A Tiger Woods story and/or photo of him even appearing to look at another white woman will be huge news from now until he leaves the public eye. I don't think he will ever return to golf. He got his money, he is finished.

  • @jdohe good call

  • not so much.....One win and itll be a thing in the past....

  • @jdohe well this is just moronic and absurd.

  • @williewilliams99 I agree!  Tiger Woods IS moronic and absurd!

  • @jdohe no i think you "misunderstood", i was saying your statement was moronic and absurd. because in case you didnt watch the masters at all, no one cares any more. and he played, which you know, directly refutes your "i don't think he will ever return to golf" thing. a picture of him even appearing to look at another white woman? so he can't even look at a woman without it being huge news? yea, completely rational. yea, people are disappointed. but everything you said is absolutely ridiculous.

  • @williewilliams99 We can both agree on one thing Willie. One of us is an idiot in denial.

    By the way.. Tiger apparently is not joining the pga tour. He is only playing the majors in his futile effort to beat the greatest golfer of all time - Jack "The Golden Bear" Nicklaus. Tiger will be relegated to being "The Golden Shower".

  • @jdohe that may the the dumbest thing i have ever heard. Tiger Woods is automatically on the PGA Tour, he was on it last year and the top 125 get to keep their card. I'm pretty sure he was in the top 125. In fact he was in the top 1. By over 4 million dollars. Tiger will almost certainly, barring some injury or other crazy mishap, surpass Jack Nicklaus by multiple majors. I guarantee that Tiger will play in a tournament that is not a major this year, before the U.S. Open. How's denial?

  • @williewilliams99 You don't read too well Willie. While Tiger does qualify for the tour, he said himself that he won't be playing on it. He said that in an interview after the Masters on Sunday. He will never surpass Jack Nicklaus. Tiger still has his broken marriage to deal with, and inevitable loss of his kids, divorce, ton of money, loss of more sponsors, and having his sex life eliminated. Poor Tiger!

  • @jdohe you have to be screwing with me, because no one can really be this stupid. He is playing at the Quail Hollow Championship in 2 weeks. If you dont believe me, check his website, or yahoo sports, or anything for that matter. He just played in the masters after a 5 month layoff and STILL had a chance to win and came in fourth. He won the U.S. Open without an ACL and a broken bone in his leg. The last time the U.S. Open was at Pebble Beach (where it is this year)he won by 15 shots. He's fine.

  • @williewilliams99 Tiger wins an avg of 1 major a year, he hasn't won one in 2 years, and has 5 to go before beating Jack. He is fighting age, scandal, divorce, loss of sex life, loss of drug helpers (he went to rehab for drug addiction recently), and something nobody has brought up.. his butt. Tiger's strongest skill is his long powerful drives. The butt is the largest muscle in the body and the core of strength. The butt is the first thing to go as one ages, and Tiger's got a big fat ass.

  • @jdohe And in case you forgot i guaranteed he would play in a tournament that wasn't a major... it came true in less than a day.

  • @williewilliams99 Tiger is skipping 2 tournaments, but is playing the next one. I suspect he picked that tournament to play because it has considerable crowd control. Incidentally, while Tiger only needs 5 majors to become the #1 golfer of all time (which he won't), there is no way in the world that Tiger will ever come close to matching Jack's total tournaments won nor his 2nd and 3rd place finishes at majors. Tiger typically wins or fizzles.

  • @jdohe wow. a true idiot indeed, you keep proving my point. the tournament he is playing in is in charlotte, where i am from, and tickets are sold to the public. anyone can go that wants to at all. tiger has 71 PGA tour wins, Jack has 73. if you are telling me tiger wont win THREE EVENTS on the PGA tour from now until the end of his career... tiger has been terrible off of the tee for several years now, his incredible shot-making ability and impeccable short game are the tools he uses to score.

  • @williewilliams99 It is silly to argue abount numbers of tournaments won since the equipment has improved quite a bit, and the number of great golfers playing at the same time is much fewer now. That is like comparing Ali to Tyson. Ali's victories were over major competition whereas Tyson's were mainly over 2nd rate boxers. What Tiger CAN'T fix is that he is a disgrace and loser as a human being, and liar.

  • @jdohe the only valid point you have made in this entire thread is the second place finishes in majors. although tiger does have at least a half dozen or more, i'm not exactly sure, jack has 19, and tiger would have to do an incredible job to catch that number. but he will have more wins which is what really matters.

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  • @jdohe What did i get wrong? you said total tournaments won, it's not my fault you don't know how to phrase your own statement. i said Jack had 19 seconds, same as you said, and tiger had at least 6 seconds, and he has 6 exactly. Jack Nicklaus has 95 regular wins and 10 senior wins, which don't really count. 73 of those 95 on the PGA, where tiger already has 71. Of the other 22 wins, 6 were team events which don't really count either. So Jack in actuality has 89 real worldwide wins...

  • @jdohe from what i've got, Tiger has 83 Worldwide wins, all individual. 71 PGA, 8 European, 2 Japan, 1 Asian, and the Australian Masters. 83-89 worldwide, i think tiger can win 7 more. He'll do that in just MAJORS. He's only 34 years old, the early part of the prime years for the vast majority of golfers. There are studies that prove this. and to your other statement. everyone makes mistakes. let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

  • @williewilliams99 Your statistics are wrong, but that isn't even the issue. The competition Jack faced was MUCH greater than Tiger. Even if Tiger won a million tournaments, it doesn't matter - he is still a proven liar, cheat, bad sportstman (no other golfer on the PGA has thrown their clubs or dropped the F bomb and GD bomb and P bombs as much as Tiger, and a serial sex addict - in other words, Tiger is a scumbag.

  • @jdohe nope, my stats aren't wrong, look them up for yourself. i guess you're perfect seeing as you cast the first stone. it's not your place to judge what Tiger says or does. yes he cheated on his wife. i'm not condoning his actions, but there are millions of people who have done the same thing. and you dont know what other golfers have done, you obviously arent a golf fan and know nothing about pro golf. Tiger is on camera and miked virtually every shot he hits. others do the same all the time

  • @williewilliams99 Your stats are ALMOST exactly right, however the way you are interpreting them is warped. Frankly the stats are meaningless. The overwhelming issue is Tiger's character - which is in the toilet. You can't compare 2 different golfers who played in two different eras.

  • @williewilliams99 Millions of people have cheated on their wives with ONE or two ladies. Only thousands of people have cheated with DOZENS of women (and men), and for someone in Tiger Woods position of wealth and public visibility - he was a total ass to do what he did - inexcusable - end of story.

  • @jdohe

    Bill Clinton cheated on Hillary with Paula Jones, Jennifer Flowers,

    Monica Lewinski, and possibly Dolly Parton and Winona. George W. was alot more faithful.

  • @jdohe i research all the stats that i put on here, and all you do is say "nope, those arent right." i looked them up myself, they are entirely accurate. debating is more than saying, NOPE YOU'RE WRONG. You have to back up what you say, and so far the best you've come up with is "Tiger hasn't won in two years" which quite frankly doesnt mean anything, he missed half of 08 with a knee injury. since the 2006 US open he has missed one cut, one t12, and the rest are t6 or better, including 4 wins.

  • OMG get off his dick. WHo the fuck cares if he curses?

  • @XxModCentral717xX Get off his dick? His problems stem from so many women (and a couple of men) getting ON his dick.

  • Tiger Gilmore

    suck his black ass ball.

  • eat a monkey -bleep-!!

  • It was good doing that with the announcers oooo!

  • At first I didn't like Tiger Woods.

    Now that I hear this I love Tiger Woods.

    God damn you! Fuckin Prick!

  • I wonder if that's what Tiger said after crashing into that tree.

  • @TannerW1982 He said "don't beats me missy Elin! I can'ts hep mahsef! The devil was in mah pants!"

    By the way... just WHERE was Tiger going at 2:25 am? Why wasn't he going with his wife nor anyone else? Why was his wife awake and outside the house with a golf club at 2:25 am? Were the doors locked? If so, why? Why didn't his WIFE call 911? How would she know if Tiger was unconcious and trapped in the vehicle?

  • gimme a new ball

  • Golf is and has been considered a gentlemens sport, loke when they commision officers in the military ... they are gentlemen an attribute not afforded the NCO. This petulant multi-millionaire finds it easy to hurl some profanity in the faces of his admirers all over the world. He needs to think ... control shot. But not this time. That's what lurks beneath the veneer of this super star who just choked on some kryptonite. He probably cusses al the way to the bank.

  • And you've cussed too. I don't see the difference between you and him. fuck. That makes 3 of us.

  • HAHAHAH Very Clever!

  • i dont understand why everyone gets so bent out of shape about this. he cursed at some fucktard who snapped a camera in the middle of his swing. obviously theres a mic up his ass as well, as theres enough tiger fart videos on youtube to rival tom green.

  • what did he say? first GD it and then fukc ....

  • he said "goddamn u f****in prick

  • Tiger is the most fined player on tour because the cameras are always on him, and this is real. I watched it live

  • this is real i remember watching it live.

  • When the commentators are talking about "no more commentary neccesary they are talking about the ball going in the hazard.

  • but his mouth isn't even moving when it's saying that. And it doesn't really even sound like tiger. i know tiger get's mad but i've never heard him swear. It doesn't fit in the game. i could b wrong though.

  • you are wrong the people who created the video are just replaying the audio when he is walking off the tee and he always swear do you even watch golf? obv not

  • every weekend. i agree with u i heard him swear this week at the PGA. i don't know why i just never really noticed it before cuz most of the time when he is angry the crowd is really lowd and u cannot here what he is saying.

  • he says GD like its no tommorow. have you EVER seen him play?!

  • lol i no like the top 100 players in the world. i dont consider god damn a sware. and most of the time u cant here what he says because of the crowd. i see him get pissed and kick his bag or slam a club but ive never heard him say fuck. not doubting that he does, im sure he does. lol who hasnt seen tiger play, nice reply.

  • i will definitely not correct yours then :)

  • Who gives a shit.....Christian, Buddhist or Athiest.....we all curse at one time or another at ourselves, what the big deal

  • yeah this video is real I remember when it happened.

  • before you guys start saying that this is fake, you should first actually look up some facts to see if you are correct. He was actually fined $25,000 and lost commentary on the whole tournament.

  • tigers voice is different than that dude

  • just so you know tiger is buddhist

  • Christian = must be Good human?they call it discrimination for other human race!

  • dude you can see him mouth the f word all the time on tv

  • god damn your stupid. just because someone is a christian dosen't mean they don't cuss.

    im a christian and i have some beach front property for sale in arizona. write me thousand dollar check and its yours.

  • you're a christian and you take His name in vain?

    did i not catch something?

  • yes you sure didn't catch something. your a fucking fool

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  • actually, it's you're not your

    who's the fool?

  • who corrects spelling on youtube lol seriously. i hate when people do that. if you can understand it then thats all the matters online. stop trying to win an argument with stupid shit like that lol so weak.

  • I COMPLETELY disagree! The your/you're misspelling is VERY annoying and shows the lack of education on the part of the person who writes it incorrectly... If someone doesn't know the difference between your and you're, they shouldn't try to criticize ANYONE else....

  • Actually, it's "arguement". lol not really

  • "well,, that made my commentary look pretty mild~"

  • wow lmfao

  • every1 likes to sware wen playing golf

  • HAHAHA the part that makes me laugh its the commentators reaction!

  • lol thats funny fake thoe i remmber that when the commcaster said hell and the other one said that made my commentary mild

  • ur dumb.....this really happened....Tiger cusses all the time

  • This is soooooooo funny!

    I love Tiger.

    God --%#$^% it.

  • Tiger on steroids? If so then he needs to get his money back.

    I'm 5'11, 230lbs and bench press a little over 350 on a good day. I golfed with Mike Wier a few years ago, he's 5'9 155lbs. He outdrove me with every club. An element of strength is important in golf, as core strength helps allows you to keep good form. Steroids would be absolutely no help to a golfer.

    There is a reason the guys who win the longest drive competitions are never among the leading money winners.

  • Yeah everyone on youtube is jacked...we all bench over 350 easy

  • Did you intentionally miss my point or are you just not that smart?

  • gOD DAMN U FUCKEN PRICK

  • i thought he said pussy

  • HAHA what a dumbfuck, tiger takes steroids? ofuckingk if tiger take steroids then i don't, and i do

  • wow that looks like one of my tee shots!! great job Tiger

  • The rounds blown anyway, fuck it.

  • wow are u serious???? Tiger gets his foul mouth from his dad who was military.......steroids???? the guy has worked his ass off to be where he is today.....no one works harder than Tiger in professional golf......that is the main reason why he is #1,

  • lol if Tiger took steroids he defiantly wouldn't look like that dude.

  • That a way realfunny, why not blab off some steroid theory on issues you have no knowledge of? Tiger used to be much more brash, I remember him beating clubs into the ground, trees, and at the bag. Also, he used to swear much more than he does today. It wasnt such a rare occurrence.

  • lol steroids? You don't need steroids to play golf I mean there not going to help you as much as they do in baseball. I mean seriously you could get some of the strongest men in the world and they wouldn't be able to hit the ball half as far a Tiger. I mean dude Tiger has been considered a prodigy since he was like 2 years old.

  • To add on to my last point. Really steroids? I mean seriously the strongest people in the world couldn't drive it half as far as Tiger and they'd probably have a hard time breaking 100. I mean the guy is only 185 pounds it's not like he's one of those huge 250 pounds hulks that juices daily.

  • I hope to God that he doesn't talk to his lovely wife that way..

  • Tiger is human unlike his golf game(superhuman).

  • This was the second round of the 2000 US Open at Pebble Beach. Due to a delay, Woods had a late start on Friday (435P) and couldn't finish, so this happened on Saturday morning. It was a live broadcast when he said the explicative. NBC never aired it again, but thanks to lensmeat and YouTube, you can see it for yourself here.

  • It's about time somebody uploaded the explicative. NBC never aired it again, but fortunately somebody captured it and uploaded it here.

  • was that really him

  • "GOD DAMN YOU, FUCKIN PRICK!' thats jokes

  • ive notice him cussing a lot at bay hill one year. i thought it was funny.. lots of kids around.. and you can get RRREEAALLY close to the golfers at that tourni

  • I believe this is the 2000 U.S. open??

    After he put the ball in the drink Stevie handed him his last ball in the bag, but didn't tell him.

    Obviously he stripes the next one, but very interesting that it was his last ball and Stevie didn't tell him

  • god damc u fuckin prick

  • Yes he did, it was july 3-8 2007 at the Congressional in Bethesda, I have the flyer with his autograph to prove it. He startted at 7:00 in the morning and we picked him up on the fourth tee.

  • Atthe practice round of the AT&T National in 2007 we followed Tiger the whole round. He was cussing and dropping the "F"Bomb! He was funny as heel!

  • He did not play in the AT&T National in 2007.

  • baldrick! do you talk to your kids with that filthy mouth?!?

  • It's Eldrick...

  • huh? no, his real name is Baldrick... Baldrick Woods

  • I hope your kidding lol, his real name is Baldrick, its Eldrick

  • I am like Tiger after all. That totally sounds like me when I play sometimes.

  • He wasnt mic'd...they always put mics by the tees and by the greens so you can here them tee off and here the ball hit the greens...I wouldve thought they would have cut it out with the tape delay and all...

  • Love it!!!!! say what you mean and mean what you say. he's human after all....

  • Haha this is funny. I swear too but not miked on TV. Not that we need to crucify the guy either.

  • aahhhahahha

  • That is his voice. WTF they put mikes so close for tho?

  • So the TV audience can hear the impact of the club on the ball.

  • If I hooked a tee shot into the ocean at the 18th like Tiger did there, I'd probably be too mesmerized by the view to cuss. That being said, I slice instead.

  • god that is not tiger saying that thats not evan his voice

  • It really is. This is "one" of the times he cusses. He was also mad because the next ball was his last and if that goes bad, hes DQ meaning no money.

  • he didn't know that he only had one ball left. Stevie was the only one that knew and he didn't tell tiger until after the round.

  • thanks for the correction.

  • Your dumb.....this is 100% Tiger who is actually the most fined player on tour for his potty mouth...obviously a product of being raised in a military family

  • Every body swears now and then especially in golf. Why are people so shocked.

  • Coming over it like that is sooooo frustrating.....

  • The reason he's so good is because he gets on hiss own ass like that when he messes up. I bet you after that round he spent an hour driving the ball at the range.

  • that is not tigers voice

  • sorry dude but it is

  • lol brillant! you'd expect tiger to be upset with a shot like that from him.

  • LOL, that's what makes Tiger so human. He makes all those crazy assed golf shots, but when he *ucks up, he's the worse cusser ever. EVER! I love it!

  • There's not a larger fan of Tiger than myself.You guys couldn't be more right,that was $!@!#! awesome! Just hear us through him.Dude,keep em comming.

  • I'd react the same way! Encore!

  • COOL!!! That's what I say on the course. Me and Tiger arn't that different after all

  • thats not tiger woods voice

  • LMAO! The commentators are awesome!

  • if they kept the sound on a lil longer. you would have been able to hear him say "just give me another fuckin ball" when he walked up to stevie with his hand out

  • funny

  • I don't even think it is possible to play golf and not swear!!

  • Swearing is a part of golf.

  • yup.

    it's in the rules :-)

  • agreed. lol

  • HAHA I know I've heard him before, but this is a big one. LOL. Good for him...well maybe not, but at least it's a sign that he's human

  • aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahah man i gota say i love tiger, but jus the way he said it really was funny

  • hmmm, how bout you pull one into the rocks on the 18th at the U.S open and will see how jolly you are?

    lets face it, we all pretty much get mad here and there lets not forget this guy is trying to win majors not trying to win a $2 nassau

  • Every professional athlete no matter what sport you watch has cussed at one time or another. It just so happens that golf is a sport where the crowd is silent and they have microphones on the tee box that picks these things up. Everyone does it so quit bitchin about it. He is a hell of a role model who has done wonders for kids that grow up in unfortunate situations.

  • yeah

    i think golf is like the most funny sport in which people cuss though, to peopel who dont watch or play golf that often

    i mean, i play golf, and i know what its like to have a shot go bad, but when you think about it, people may expect humongous buff football players to cuss or a basketball player to swear when he misses a shot, but its funny when a dude in a polo surrounded by a bunch of rich white people lets out a cuss word

  • I lol everytime he gets pissed. I just think its funny.

  • Just because he cuss he is a bad person!Cmon guy!