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  • Looks like you had a long career. 

  • Play key games its faster

  • Too gangsta for me

  • fuck u niga

  • I swear to God in 2k11 I played 6 nearly full seasons no less than 76 games in each and had probably some the most points ever in my player with 20,672.. 4,098 assist 1,903 steals and 2,606 rebounds and 5 championship, long story short waste of time but makes you feel good doing that good..

    I averaged a triple double my third year 46 points 13 assists and 10 rebounds, as a point guard on all pro difficulty

  • @mannyram2222 That's the way i used to play it too, but it's no fun. I like to actually battle against the best in the league not just drop 60 on them an call it a night. It got really boring after a while. That's why I play on superstar with simulation sliders and let the coach call play like a real nba team. My new player is averaging 16ppg 9rbg and 2bpg in only 28 minutes per game as a center. It's actually more fun that way.

  • Why did you do that!!!!

  • 97 14 rebound and20assist I had that in like first 10 games

  • @Haubbs23 well done:)

    i had that in my first 5 games........

  • @Lbrammer5 cause hes on the Rockets...

  • why is kevin martin there?

  • Can you come back if you retire for another team? Like do you get to choose?

  • PIECE

  • This sucks he just played like two games

  • That was like the cheesiest "PEACE" evar.

  • I love how there's a typo at 1:31 "Announced my retirement with with??" Really?

  • He put the brakes on his career to work on antilock brakes, got respect that. Give it two years and Lebron will open up "Lebron James' babies and shit!" they got the best prices on baby powder. lol

  • How many seasons can u go until retirement?

  • hall of famer right there

  • this is the thing my cousin did on mi game but he did it on accident

  • @iN31L Hey dude. My player mode freeze in the summer circut. B4 i even get n the nba. Help???

  • @this0is0th0longest0n Does it always freeze? Like did you retry? And you're talking about the Rookie Showcase, not the summer circuit right? In 2k12, all you have is the Rookie Showcase, then immediately after, the NBA Draft.

  • looks lemarcus aldridge

  • wow my player looks eerily similar. Number 12, Houston, almost the same tattoos same arm sleeve and wrist thing.

  • LOL you only have $7,000

  • Peace!

  • retires 5 days away for his paycheck then said peace lmao

  • he is gonna open up a car dealership with 7 thousand dollars?? am i the only one that saw that.. LOL

  • why

    

  • u know all players in the NBA have the same voice in 2K

  • dude u shudve picke X:not good at basketball cuz ur rating= 62!!!!

  • overall:62 no wonder he retired

  • RETIRED WITH 3 POINTS AWAY FROM 100 YOU SHOULD HAVE PLAYED ONE MORE

  • retired with 97 points -_-

  • how do you go from playing in the nba to sellin cars??

  • lmfao!!

  • LMFAO what a fail. PEACE .

  • if this ever happened in real life...i don't even know what to say...

  • i play for rockets too :)

  • Did yall see his account balance was $7K...he couldn't buy 1 car with that lmao

  • 1:32 it says with twice on the prompt

  • From a lot of money to no money in a couple years lmao

  • Oh I just got drafted in the first round for some money for mah business, PEACE!

    wtf lmao

  • that nigga said peace

  • peace lmao

  • Lol! This was hilarious.

  • played at the highest level haha he got a total of 97 points lol

  • PEACE

  • Sounds like Obama

  • hahahaha lol PEACE !

  • I got drafted by the Pheonix Suns and demanded a trade and went to the spurs and I played so good they got rid of Tony Parker and put me in after about 9 games playing there and averaged about 28 points a game

  • u need 3more points

  • @JesseChrismanHS His guy played 5

  • @cooltaylor1 Um you seem like a dumbass

  • what you do after retirement?

  • @ChriisSoFlii Absolutely nothing lol

  • @iN31L can u still play games and or Come back after Retirement or u gotta create a new game

  • @ChriisSoFlii Nope, you're done for good. Gotta create a new one.

  • @iN31L Well do you know how to make the season shorter cause playing 82 games is alot and then its get boring..

  • @ChriisSoFlii 2 ways. 1: Play every key game which can skip a lot of regular games but I don't think those games in between get simulated. I think they just skip so your stat averages will go down drastically. Plus side: Good XP (since it's doubled). Bad side: Distorted and low stats. 2: Start a game and sim it. I think you'll get all the XP and your stats will go up. Also, put simulation time to 12 minutes. Plus side: You can do it every game. Down side: May not get XP (really not sure though).

  • @iN31L i think you can only sim to end of game in nba 2k11 not in nba2k12 lol, only thing it says is Save and Quit Game Or Quit.

  • @ChriisSoFlii 2nd One Too u can also make ur self nba #1 on chart if u put simluated on 4 mins. and urs on 12 min.

  • @ChriisSoFlii Well if you can't, then you can just play every key game. That's the easiest way.

  • @iN31L Well Dang. i see people on youtube already in their 3rd season like wt da crap. did they waste 3 months playing this game back to back all night.?

  • @ChriisSoFlii they probably just played key games like i do . theres only like 20 key games a season, depending on what team your on .

  • @iN31L Thank You You Been a Respectful Good Helper :D. I"m On the Golden State Warriors. We is 22-1. and i was like fuck this lol, too many games and it got real boring all you do is Get Very Mad and Start Over when you do bad. So i started playing Association Mode and Create a Legend Mode.

  • @ChriisSoFlii Hey man, no problem. I was basically around 25 games into the season and it was too much for me. Hopefully next year 2K will fix the stupid AI missing shots and the problem with your player missing so many open shots. I just mainly play association modes with fantasy drafts. I'm glad I helped :)

  • omg thats freaken hilarious lmao... played only 5 games lol.. only made off like 7k then retire rofl ..

  • This is fuckn crack up, can you please do the same thing again except show us all the other answers you can do?

  • Hahaha the way he said peace "PEACE!"

  • What's with the stupid backstory they're trying to create? Also with the end of his speech "peace!" :L

  • lol wilt chamberlin had a better career in one game

  • lol peace!!!

  • takin my talents to the car dealership

  • what the frick. that is so weird.

  • u crazy why noob that the most crazy thing i evey saw have a car dealership then the NBA come on do9

  • Piece of shit career. Lol

  • I would retire too if i got drafted to the Houston Rockets

  • 97 points car dealership wow 7k nobodys coming to ur shit u weak fuck tard bitch ass boy bitch any one who reads dis comment thanks but u can suck my balls lol bitches

  • @cooltaylor1 faggot

  • my dude jus said fuck it lmfao!!

  • your guy sucks my over is higher than yours and ive played 10games

  • So sad :'(

  • Hall of Fame career. The Hall of Fame will be calling you ASAP!

  • I was drafted number 14 to the Rockets also...

  • Lol imagine if this was kyrie Irving

  • I would have killed to be on the Rockets. I got stuck with the Wizards and Wall won't pass any one the ball. He goes right up the court and misses his lay ups play after play after play.

  • @strikerskid9 change the coaching settings to playcalling then he will run plays and pass

  • "Peace!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I guess you could'nt handle LeBron, Kevin Durant, Kobe, D.Rose, Kg, Ray Allen, Rondo, Carmelo D.Wade, Stoudemire, Dirk, Bosh, T.Parker , Tim Duncan and d rest of Em,!

  • LMFAO that was funny

  • I was drafted to 76'ers

  • 5 my mistakes

  • Lol after wat 3 games im retired LOL fuck nah

  • CAR DEALERSHIP LOL!

  • i retired after 20 games, when i saw PC making LOTS of crazy trades bug, like lebron for durant, nene for scola, nash for baron davis and a lot more

  • i got drafted to the wizards me and j

    on wall back to back

  • thats funny

    hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaahahahaha

  • he retired because he got drafted to rockets lmao

  • @tyyms2 im on the rockets asshole lol

  • HAHAH "peace!"

  • he retired in the NBA and join WNBA LOL!!!

  • PEACE as casual lmao

  • PEACE!!! haha like boos(chris smoove voice)

  • LOL at :"Never really wanted to play basketball" !!

    You find out that you don't really want to play basketball once your in the league !

  • Heh Im killin it on this game, although I have 1 probelm, How do you get your teamates grade up? they blow it in the 4.....New toek knicks, Tryin to get traded.

  • So what do you do now?

  • fuck tard

  • nigga said PEACE

  • did you really think your player would go anywhere if he is so white

  • hes part black just look at his arm!

  • @lijo813 thats an arm sleeve

  • @DeezyChris -_- obviously i was joking 

  • ha

  • how are you going to open a car dealership with 7k?

  • he goes from the NBA to a car dealership

  • @KidSensation10 HAHAHAHAHA

  • S.O.S

    I`VE GOT A REALLY BIG PROBLEM WITH 2K12 AT MY PLAYER MODE

    MY TEAM(MIAMI HEAT) IS PLAYING AT THE FINALS VS HOUSTON ROCKETS

    AND WHEN I GOT THE 4TH WIN AND THE CHAMPIONSHIP AFTER THE END OF THE GAME I CHOOSE QUIT AS ALWAYS AND THEN MY PS3 IS FREEZING AND I CANT MAKE ANYTHING

    WHEN I LOG IN AGAIN AT MY PLAYER MODE TELLS THAT I HAVENT PLAY THAT GAME AND I MUST PLAY AGAIN...I HAVE PLAY 4 TIMES THE SOME GAME AND ALWAYS AFTER THE END THE GAME IS FREEZING

    WHAT CAN I DO ???

  • @MENTALmnl turn off auto save before playing

  • @MENTALmnl turn auto save off

  • @MENTALmnl i kno what u mean the same thing kept happen 2 me this what i did i took out the game & wiped it off with a clean nakin then i put it bac n and it worked

  • car dealership!!!!

  • he said peace like it was nothing

  • Lmaoo ur retirement stats are what I avg in 2 games.....and @simbocradle I became a starter after 10 games haha :p

  • @S2a4m3u4e2l0 Beaten. Became a starter after 4

  • retired with 97 points like a boss

  • man i got drafted 12 round 1 to utah and they wanted a pg but 39 games and i am still a reserve with averg 25 points per game, so shit wanna trade

  • that is hell of a way to go out

  • I was initially drafted 14th pick 1st round by the Rockets, then I requested my player to be traded to the Mavs and I'm loving it

  • how do you allow yourself to retire with 97 points?

    i would have had to play one more game just to break 100

  • i was playing my 2k 12 and clicked the video and the same song was playing

  • anyone notice at 1:30 "Announced my retirement from the NBA with WITH!!!..." ahaha wow 2k, just wow

  • I will shift to becoming a pornstar :P XD

  • I went 4 pick to toronto

  • anyone else get drafted by the rockets?

  • What a career u did nothing besides on your debut no hall of fame for u!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

  • create a new player!lo!

  • lol the end. PEACE!!!!!

  • Hahaha had to open that car dealership with 97 career points? Couldn't wait till 100? Lol I'm sorry but I think your Hall of Fame stock plummeted...

  • there is 5 of the same lady haha

  • I lol'd.

  • Yeah I gave up my 1 million dollar salary as an NBA player for an $80,000 salary. Yeah it's a good idea.

  • 3 pics count em up lol

  • " Peace ! "

  • Did you see the group of woman at the press conference!!!!!!!!!!! :O

  • 2k12 still has those lame ass hairstyles.

  • Wilt Chamberlain did better than your career in 1 game lol

  • Your basketball card must be worth thousands...it was only like 1 game picture taken...lol...

  • Me retiring means i delete my My Player...

  • So you're retiring and you haven't spent enough time in the league yet? LMAO.

  • is this for xbox 360?

  • that was gay

  • that ''peace'' was awkward

  • lmfao he siad peace with only gettin paid 7k lmao

  • Can you come back after retirement?

  • @Tee2507 idk, i dont think they want ppl's my players to pull a michael jordan and come back. unless you can in 2k13.

  • "with with" 1:31??

    

  • "Peace" Hahaha

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  • lol retire with 7k in the bank lolol

  • Peace

  • can you come back?

  • @benched4lyfe no :(

  • i too opened a car dealership after one game with the jazz

  • you can retire when ever you want

    sickk

  • what happens after you retire????????

  • Shoulda did one on each. I wanted to see what he would say if you pressed X

  • A long NBA career, what a waste of a draft pick rockets

  • kevin mchale looks like spock haha