The Official 2011 Failed Predictions Video!

[kristianbarry]

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[kristianbarry]

hahaha at 2:50 that tool rules!

[kristianbarry]

OMG I LOVVVVVVVEEE THIS!

[dagda825]

Awesome as usual. I think this makes you UberSoylendat. Ugh that was bad. Sorry. . .

[Astrobrant2]

Hey supe, y'know what? You should patch "Super Soylent" over that guy saying "Uber soldat."

[SuperSoylent2]

@Astrobrant2 Hahaha. Say, that would actually work.

[Sandeemos]

I think i seen some of them in The Mist

[SuperFreeamerican]

This is one of the BEST vids I've seen in a long time. Excellent work! The mix at the end is awesome. No idea how you did that but man, it was great!

[NavyMedicUSMC]

Oh, jeez. LOLOLOLOL

[NoMoreMasters]

I feel sorry for many of the people featured in this video. I think some of them genuinely have a mental disorder of some sort. Its not their fault. Their hallucinations/etc are as real to them as everyday experience is to us. They don't need to be mocked and ridiculed. Its the ones who don't have mental disorders and who believe in doomsday predictions that should be mocked and ridiculed.

[Astrobrant2]

@NoMoreMasters I agree with you, but these people go public with this stuff -- even on television. There are lots of others who might be influenced by them and end up just like them. Ridicule is a powerful tool to get people to think twice. It can be more effective than actually giving polite information, especially to those who are gullible enough to buy into this nonsense.

[geffel]

This is the great thing about the internet. It enables absolute psychotic sociopath mentals to proliferate and communicate and enable one another.

That's how the Tea Party got so large.

[slesperado]

That guy in the blue jacket should be a contestant on American Idol.

[Walabio]

All of these people should be lobotomized.

[theIndy0678]

lol, impending zombie invasion. Someone's being play to much CoD zombies...

[theIndy0678]

What video editing program do you use? Also, where can i find that rebecca black rapture video?

[westernahimsa]

this should be longer.

[TheGlutesOfWrath]

Oh man. Great stuff. And the autotune was epic!

[bigboy45454545]

I feel that I must wear my tinfoil hat just to watch this video.

[JabberCT]

Is colleen Thomas for real? Because its so bizarre i get the feeling its satire. The earthquake song at the end is awesome lol.

[SuperSoylent2]

@JabberCT Yes she is. She's been on many radio talk shows and news stations nation wide spouting her trash.

[yeshuahfullofit]

How did you get permission to film inside the asylum? These folks sound like they have been mainlining 'krill juice'. ; )

[SuperSoylent2]

@yeshuahfullofit I've got friends in strange places.

[yeshuahfullofit]

@SuperSoylent2 Don't we all? Merry Hitchmas! and have a Happy New Year! ; )

[zoiladesi]

LMAO!!!

excellent vid

[blackwolf1200]

Once we as a society lose the false respect religion is getting, at least half of these paranoid schizophrenics and frauds can get the help they need. And when we have the courage to challenge religion on its most holy and deranged stories, all the psychics and spirit readers and prophets go down too.

[agamimnon423]

How is it these people haven't been locked in booby hatches by there famlys? Their clearly unstable.

[krapptacular]

We have a plethora of crazy. lmao

[farriskc]

thank you! nice compilation!

[SDSNAKEPLISSKEN]

Well I see the Turnip truck flipped again and lost some passengers!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!! Awesome SuperSoylent2, When will they ever learn. LOL!!!! :D Well I can't wait for 2012 to see what they come up with next. LOL!!!!

[chadloz]

according to my calculations the world will end tomorrow because its mother fucking chirstmas, and cause i say that 22+45=elephant, there for the ancient zlyophora will rise from the depths of the ocean and smite us all muahahah. all of this is happening all because 22+45=elephant..... and i saw a vision in my dogs poop this morning when i walked him. tru story.

[hashlander]

the fuck you find these fuckers lol

[4G3NTanon]

@lapkine777 Looks like you've been hanging out in the asylum section of YouTube. Can't wait for 2012. :)

[Danmill23]

rofl-lol ... swoon!

[Sindrake]

BTW instant sub, i wonder why it took me so long lol

[Sindrake]

Hey Don't mock these obvious Psychic, the end of the world did happen all them times, but the Zionist Government covered it all up and forced us to live,... Wait sorry about that i thought this was a different video,.. hehe all joking aside Nice Video,..

But please for the love of Science,.. please leave rebecca black out of next years,. freak fest LMAO

[SforzandoFilms]

This was hilarious!!! XD

[SnowWalkerPrime]

Zombies? ZOMBIES? And that woman babbling on about the Reptilians. She's a Poe right? Dam but that was funny Super.

[ColostomyCake]

@SnowWalkerPrime she's not a poe, she's a disinformation agent: a reptilian who has shapeshifted into a poe in order to make conspiracy theorists look stupid by chatting complete bollocks

abit like alex jones except her massive tits are acceptable

[LiberAnarchy]

My birthday is Sep 26th! Looks like I better plan a party for 2012 because you know.. the prediction was a year off. lol

And these people are coocoo.

[Usernamenottaken2k]

And when I say big I mean 7.3 to 7.9+? WTF?

[TheKilgoretrout]

Is the guy at 2:20 one of the zombies we were warned about? He sure looks and sounds like one.

[AvatarOfAvatar]

The stupidity of man will never cease to amuse me...

[thatsthesameoldshit]

Hilarious. So many lunatics in one video.

[MakinH2O]

The only reason Alberta doesn't fall into the ocean is that Saskatchewan sucks and B.C. blows.

[danp5648]

5:17 researching

Magnitude 4.7 OKLAHOMA November 08, 2011 Depth 5 km (3.1 miles)

Magnitude 5.6 OKLAHOMA November 06, 2011 Depth 5 km (3.1 miles)

Magnitude 4.7 OKLAHOMA November 05, 2011 Depth 4 km (2.5 miles)

[erandonandied]

@danp5648 same dates, but 2010;

Magnitude 4.7 LAT-36.02 / LONG-139.66 November 05, 2010

Magnitude 5.2 LAT-18.88 / LONG-69.29 November 06, 2010

Magnitude 4.8 LAT-23.12 / LONG-120.52 November 08, 2010

[philwebb59]

Fascinating! I love the auto-tuning at the end. I also got a kick out of the guy at 10:23 saying the world would end October 21, while the title shows "Rapture 5 21 2011." Think he realized The Rapture was already three months behind schedule?

[philwebb59]

@philwebb59 Duh! October 21 was when Harold Camping said the "physical" rapture would take place, after screwing up on the first date. Has anyone heard from Camping lately?

[rkyeun]

@philwebb59

Yes. Camping said he was wrong, he doesn't know what happened, he's sorry, and he can't predict the end of the world.

In short, he finally fessed up and admitted his mistake. Which I consider to be a badge of honor so few theists are willing to wear.

[philwebb59]

@rkyeun Admitting we're human is a real let down for some of us. I still don't understand why anyone who "knows" the Bible would think they can predict the end-of-time when Mark clearly told them they can't. "But of that day or that hour no one knows..."

[SuperSoylent2]

@philwebb59 Because anyone who knows the bible, knows that quite a bit of it is open for interpretation and people have been using, abusing and misusing it for centuries.

[philwebb59]

@SuperSoylent2 Agreed.

[Rob260259]

Awesome... still shaking from laughing...

Was that guy at 2:45 near Area51?

[G4Br1ELCLM]

I can't wait for 12/24/2012 My U MAD and troll faces will be almost permanent on this day.

[WolfBird324]

This made my day!

[2learneasy]

love the auto tuned attention song by freaky teeth lol

[ApolloWasReal]

Man oh man, this woman Thomas really needs to have her medications adjusted. They are SO not working.

It used to be that you'd have to go all the way to Times Square to see psychotic rants like these. Now you just go to Youtube. Ain't technology wonderful?

[wolfumz]

christ, look at all these schizophrenics

[TruthSurge]

hahahahahaha just attention seekers I think

[newbirth35]

The Bible CAN be trusted because Camping is not getting his predictions from it. They are fantasies of his own mind. The guy on there doesn't belong because he is doing no less than I have in trying to get people out of that cult and into a good church somewhere.

Interesting video. I have been so wrapped up in fighting Family Radio's predictions that I forgot about all the rest.

[BlisterHiker]

Excellent!

I predict I'm going to subscribe to your channel. My vision is about to become reality!

[SgtBriZZle]

LMAO! If everyone that lives gets $5.3 million, and everyone else dies, then $5.3 million becomes worthless... I mean, I know these people are mentally sick, but do they not even have basic logic skills?

[yesiamawizardjonny]

Colleen Thomas, you're a fucking idiot... Seek help you fuck.

[richo61]

Brilliant work.

Subscribed! Liked! Favorited!

[DackIsBack]

These guys are idiots... it's not even 2012 yet, that's when shit really kicks off.

[DackIsBack]

2:41 Holy Fucking Down Syndrome Batman...

[GlowWorm1962]

1 viewer accidentally hit the dislike button.

[drewbloom34]

L M A O !!!!!! This was HYSTERICAL.

[pedann11]

heheh funny , you have to do one about 2012 , when we are in 2013

[lapkine77]

Be prepared for 2012 SuperAwesome. You know it's going to be worse...

[SuperSoylent2]

@lapkine77 I'm way ahead of you Lappy! Hehehe.

[SnowWalkerPrime]

@lapkine77 Did you know it was the end of the world?

[lapkine77]

@SnowWalkerPrime Of course I did :)

[SlideRulePirate]

And yet they all look so normal, well most of them... some of them... one of them, slightly, maybe.

[ghostlyatheist]

great video

[dangerouslytalented]

I predicted that there would be no fatal earthquakes in California in 2011, and this, as far as I know, has come true...

[SSNeoman]

Youtubers! Colleen Thomas has presented her challenge, if we are to be alive by the end of next spring, we shall all get 5.3 million dollars! I vote that we hold her to her word! If we do not get her to pay up, we make an example out of her! Surely there is some obscure way to get a lawsuit against her?

[Astrobrant2]

@SSNeoman I'll settle for 5.3 thousand dollars of sexual favors.

[yesiamawizardjonny]

@SSNeoman DAMN! I'm looking forward to my 5.3 million dollars.

[MakesMeAngry]

People are shitting insane lunatics.

[oexnorth]

4:19 He has a good point. If all the Autobots are destroyed, who will stop the Decepticons from taking over?

[Desertphile]

".... a flesh-eating army." As compared to the vegetarian armies.....

[Desertphile]

"I contacted Ted Gunnerson, and then he died!"

[labarum312]

@Desertphile can you blame him?

[Desertphile]

And 9nania have over 14,000 subscribers!

[Desertphile]

I love the ominous tone added by the clown at 1:17 it just makes the whole video 1,000 times more amusing.

[Desertphile]

Very fine video, as usual. But golly.... why didn't you mention any prophesies that came true? (SMIRK!)

[skinnyjohnsen]

Nice compilation, and tell the composer the music was great!

Now get ready for a new year with more missing raptures and crap ;-)

[obaeyens]

Maybe you should put a big warning. If they dare to DMCA it, then it becomes viral!

[prodigyat9]

We _really_ need to increase funding for mental health services in this country.

[mcrd2001]

I had to watch this vid twice just to check out Colleen Thomas' rack.....impressive, almost hypnotic.

[SuperSoylent2]

@mcrd2001 Yep - doctors can do miracles these days.

[Astrobrant2]

Great video, Supe! Brought tears. And that was an outstanding music vid you did at the end. Wow! This damn thing should go viral.

So what about isoldier? He can't be for real. He has to be a Poe. God, that made me laugh so hard. "...destroy lots of houses...cough-cough... may destroy telephone poles, may destroy all kinds of transformers." LMFAO

And as for buxom Colleen? Okay, she can shake rattle and roll me if she wants. She's not just any MILF, she's a SM of E in this G ILF!

[Astrobrant2]

@Astrobrant2 Oh, I see that you credited someone else for the music remix. Okay. Great way to end the video, though.

I'll go thumb that person up. (Of course, you get a thumb up, too, and I'm featuring this on my channel now. Gotta send this to my friends and family.)

[SuperSoylent2]

@Astrobrant2 Thanks, Astrobrant!

[SuperSoylent2]

@Astrobrant2 Colleen usually wears more revealing tops and shows quite a bit a cleavage. I found and kept one video of here that is incredible - um, in preparation for making this video of course. Purely research you understand. She had a video for sale that shows her naked. No; I didn't buy one.

[nishbrown]

Oh shit!!! The funny!! IT HURTS!!!!



[XXXPopeBenedictXVI]

Normally I try to write a creative comment befitting the time and effort you put into your vids. But that one? That was just funny as fuck! Who is the rain coat guy with the teeth? I want to pay his flight to the UK and take him down the pub to show my mates.

[SuperSoylent2]

@XXXPopeBenedictXVI Frankie MacDonald is a sweet guy who used to have a youtube channel that he called "my own tv station". After a lot of mean spirited comments, he closed his channel. He lives in Nova Scotia and has traded his video hobby for weight lifting.

I'm not kidding.

[XXXPopeBenedictXVI]

@SuperSoylent2 I see what you mean, the guy took a lot of flack, feel a bit guilty for my pub comment now I know the score...

[DrJReefer]

@SuperSoylent2 18 months of weightlifting later and all over the world trolls hear a knock at the door...

[Astrobrant2]

@SuperSoylent2 Oh, thanks a lot! This comment has made me feel sorry for Frankie for the last 8 hours. Now I will go to bed feeling appropriately guilty.

(Sorry Frankie.)

:-(

[SuperSoylent2]

@Astrobrant2 Don't worry; he's no longer around and I doubt if he will every see this video. He's too busy weightlifting and having fun.

[THEMrFill]

I have to laugh at these people, unless they're comedy channels...

[777ren]

Dam. Its moments like these I almost lose hope in humanities ability to overcome adversity.

Classic montage..Lulz..

[godthorviking]

Good morning SS(Ubersoldat...lol)....haha made my day with this video. :D

Well there's one thing this wackos remind me of, it's about time we as a species change or be purged from this earth as a disease we are in current mental state!

[SuperSoylent2]

@godthorviking Let's face it - we're all fucked up - but name an animal that isn't.

[godthorviking]

@SuperSoylent2 well animals don't kill their own kind because of greed...it only happens in extreme situations when food is scarce and they have to turn to cannibalism.

Capitalism is great but is missing 2 very important things: How much one person can own, and taking ecology seriously.

If we would put an upper limit let's say 500,000,000$ cap per person, and make recycling a must...it would be a prefect system!

[SuperSoylent2]

@godthorviking Okay - but recycling is a myth. The only recycling that's a benefit to the environment is that of cans. It's also cost effective. The rest costs way more and doesn't fix  any problem.

[godthorviking]

@SuperSoylent2 exactly ...the answer would be alternative energy sources, like wind, solar, tide, wave, earth core energy,...eco friendly energy. Build energy self sufficient homes, and use biodegradable materials...all of that is eventually inevitable because oil is bound to run out sometime. It would be great if mankind realized that sooner...but as i said...stupid wackos are favored by rich greedy few...Divide and conquer....

[krapptacular]

Is it me, or are there are alot of mentally ill people in the world. And we al wonder why we are fucking up our kids, look at these dumb as fuck, people.

Hard to believe people take them for real. "wow' Just a misunderstanding. lmao : )

[acetaminophe]

Pure gold!

[verodefacto]

GODDAMN.....This is better than tv!

[InfiniteNeuron]

Excellent video, absolutely hilarious.

[erandonandied]

Supersoy, I was going to say a "masterful piece of work", but the pieces of work... were the subjects of the video. So, let me just say; SIMPLY MASTERFUL !

Wonderful to have you back ! YAY !

[erandonandied]

@erandonandied Nice auto tune too  :)

[coke49e]

amazing video



[IzzySpeaks]

Laughing so hard I am snorting

[KCKatheist]

Fantastic! And while their wildly incorrect predictions of impending doom amuse me, that they walk among us, unsupervised and deeply demented, makes me nervous!

[detersgumig]

Another good reason to love this time of the year ;-)

[TommyTheSkeptic]

A parade of crazies. Loved it!

[jeffleecpa]

oh man this is sooooo appropriate for youtube.... great idea and video.... good job!

thankyou thankyou thankyou!!!!!

its in my favs and I will subscribe you

[JTlovesDexter2]

♥ it!

Did you happen to catch The Colbert Report last week (aired 12/05/11) when Stephen did a segment about William Tapley? Definitely worth watching!!

[SuperSoylent2]

@JTlovesDexter2 Damn; I missed it - and I usually try to catch his show.

[Astrobrant2]

@SuperSoylent2 watch?v=wRGc6CUbroc

Anderson Cooper had him on "Ridicu-list," too, and he's IRATE about Colbert stealing his story!

[snerk]

[Relativisticism]

One of two things should happen in response to those who make predictions that do not come about or happen. The first option is that we have a law that you are free to make predictions but if they do not actually happen, you are given a strike, after the third strike you are never allowed to make another prediction without facing criminal negligent charges. Why negligence charges? Because these kinds of predictions cause anxiety in gullible people and they waste everyone's time to listen to.

[Astrobrant2]

@Relativisticism Love your username. LOL.

[Relativisticism]

If the first option is not acceptable then this second option should be. Anyone who makes predictions that fail to happen, anyone and everyone who wishes to is allowed to punch said person in the face without needing to face criminal assault charges. I would actually prefer the second option since the first will probably not prevent any of these morons from making their predictions regardless of their accuracies. These people need to be held accountable for their actions.

[WarChicken78]

Ah, false alarm. I thought it was about the Über-Soldat, but it's just the Ubersoldat. ;)

[cali4niaSon]

I wish Warrior4god13 would put his sooth seeing abilities to better use and tell us what the HELL is going to happen with the Lakers this year. Will the trade turmoil continue? Will Dwight Howard become a Laker? WIll Pau Gasol remain on the team? Will coach Brown be able to unify this squad in the same way Jackson did? Will Meta Worldpeace continue to grow as a player or will he succumb to his old demons? THESE are the important questions of our time.

[cali4niaSon]

Oh, FFS!!! God Damn it people, California, Again? Show some fucking imagination for once!!!!

[sheri226]

Excellent video, definitely going in my favorties.So glad to have you back, I missed your work! :)

[SuperSoylent2]

@sheri226 Oh, Hey, Sheri! Of course I remember you!

[SuperSoylent2]

@sheri226 In fact, I believe I'm already subbed to you.

[Manoichan]

HOLY SHIT! SuperSoylent! Them some autotune skills. :D

[lautz73]

I'll make a prediction for next year. We'll have more people making stupid predictions that won't come true.

[TheKilgoretrout]

@lautz73 Including Pat Robinson? He has made too many false predictions to be included in this videos.

[spaceman300]

Who in the name of greek buggery is this nutter 2:46 he's reminds me of Sloth from the Goonies

[SuperSoylent2]

@spaceman300 That's Franky McDonald.

[cmsalvagio]

I am so glad that there is a forum that can document these end of world fears.

[segomil]

SuperSoylent you have made a great video, but you forget the worst: 2010thecountdown, Hesthelamb(""christians'' French one,who insults everyone) & Thejonathankleck (who predict the destruction of the hooverdamn 11.11.11, some rapture & submergence of america ect ...and this by divine inspiration.

[SuperSoylent2]

@segomil I will have to make a note of those for next year.

[orgekiller]

r.o.f.l.m.a.o.

[AnimaSeverem]

Warrior4god13's voice makes me think of a Muppet.

[TheSweetOldMan]

My question is do crazy people gravitate to YouTube or rather does YouTube drive people crazy?

[PinkProgram]

humans can be so stupid -_______-

[GumbaMasta]

5.3 million dollars. Now I know she's a fake

Everybody knows it'll be 4.13 millions.

[PingeMusic]

I am still alive yhiiha (or something) but if they predict the end-times every year. Someday I will not... are they then right in there predictions? ;-P Just a thought. if they never stop they have to be right sometime.. don't they? Lol ;-P

[eydos]

poor people with failed lives trying to delude themselves into some magical universe where they can have all the importance they really lack, its quite sad and comical at the same time...but I guess psychological defense mechanisms against unfavorable realities do their jobs, as well as the less pathetic but equally sad cases of con artists...the latter at least know what they are doing - its hard to tell the two types apart

[fatcat2939]

Nice.....

[fruitofspirit]

LOL, hilarious!

[RHPSmagenta]

I tore colleen apart earlier this year in a 3 part vid on that very video. I WANT MY MONEY BITCH!

[SuperSoylent2]

@RHPSmagenta You may need to talk to the "Banksters".

[jimthepleb]

nazi zombie technology....im afraid

[Joosybum]

Why do these people always have it in for LA? I am a Southern Cal. native and have been hearing these predictions from whackjobs (mostly religious nutters) since the '70s. It's amazing that we're still here defying the odds. Would be nice if more people believed this shit and moved away, as I can do without all the crowds and traffic. I also want know why the Lord keeps lying to these people that he talks to and why do these sick fucks look forward to "doomsday" and millions dying?

[bushputz]

If the temperature in my kitchen equaled the average IQ if these clowns, I wouldn't need to put the milk in the fridge...

[TheSolitudinarian]

@bushputz Burn!

[TheEvilOfScientology]

SS, it's dangerous to show so many clips of fail in one place. I've face-palmed so many times over the last 12 minutes, I think I've caused serious brain damage.

Or it could be the drink....

[richardmoz]

Oh my god, I thought all these people were telling the truth. So I sold everything I had and bought lots of guns. Damn who's going to buy these guns from me now! Where am I to live? Hell

[bradjbourgeois73]

That's some crazy conservatives!!!

[TheSolitudinarian]

What the ...... FFF---PHHHHHH---uuuuCCKK?

[Nothernwolfboarder]

Wheres my 5.3 million dollars? You promised us xenu warrior princess!

[pirbird14]

Five million dollars this spring! Yesss! I'm hangin' out for that. I was going to slit my wrists this morning but now I have a reason for living. Thank you, Colleen.

[TheMudbrooker]

A master phycic? Shit she must be good, I've been trying for years and I can't even pass my journeyman's test.

[captainpeabody]

Apparently comets are capable of causing mass hysteria . Beware the comet! ROTFLMAO

[Aydosh1991]

Thanks for making this compilation, it is really amusing.