How to: Do 1k alchs in 3 minutes

[damoowns1]

amazing song choice, to bad its not an amazing video...

[DAT5MAD]

rip old rs =[

[BlackMethuzela]

i really miss the old high alch animation =/

[lovetehmetal]

oohh shit i come back to this video just to watch old rs...

[wowudied]

1261 dislikes from people watching this in 2007...

438 likes from people watching this in 2012...

[BankzLTD]

Ah... A video made in 07. Damn that's nice. And also the music is nice with it, and those random's is one of the things that made rs great back then... Why did JaGeX remove them? :(

[oily012]

@BankzLTD people hated the chicken because they had low hp and killed with values i miss it too

[dragoflam1]

ps inception?

[AGPChris]

something seems odd.....R U LAGGING?!?!?

[l4nc0r]

8 alches in 1 second when the animation takes a little over 1 second..hmm seems legit.. :p

[philipmonka1]

18 random events lol

[maverycks90]

834 alchs in 3 mins* :) #FAIL!



[MrJaws123292]

Nice lightsaber... Wait thats your dislike bar

[thetruth7348]

@MrJaws123292 Not funny.

[FicZz]

old rs :') <3

[RARAPANDASGORAWR]

is it noted?

[AbedRulezz]

i dont get it? wtf did that teach me?

[Alikiller5]

2007 lol.

[AixRush]

Great "How to" guide.

[m4a1master78]

OMG IT WORKS!!!

[iiMrTaylorxx]

im sellin  level 123 message me

[22zmynumber]

i'm giving the video a thumbs up because its old RS

[mrnarason]

i got 75-99 mage in 3 weeks from auto clicking in dungeoneering place

[epitome0fshr0om3r]

major rsps looks like but why would u alch

[FailAccuracy]

@epitome0fshr0om3r It's runescape pre HD update you '08 know it all

[22zmynumber]

@epitome0fshr0om3r Thats not a Private server you idiot!?!! It's Old Runescape!! It's kids like you that ruin the game..

[2333michael]

@22zmynumber it actually does looks like a private server so dont get so butthurt.

[22zmynumber]

@2333michael this video was made in 2007 you idiot?

[2333michael]

@22zmynumber dude chill out? why are you looking to argue? is your life really that sad that you have to try and start stuff on a youtube video? why cant you act somewhat logical and talk like a normal human being instead of insisting on name calling every comment....oh yeah U MAD BRO?

[22zmynumber]

@2333michael cranky lil fella now aren't ya?

[2333michael]

@22zmynumber ignorance dude. not cool

[22zmynumber]

@2333michael cry about it

[2333michael]

@22zmynumber dude what is your problem? 

[jhr4555]

wow i miss the old Runescape with no GE and what so ever

[Xs0uthX]

@jhr4555 Eh there are pro and cons of current rs, i would say tho ge has been helpful, 1 thing annoying in old rs, was to just buy pots its either be spammed with auto typers or u had to look for sales on the forums, now its easier with ge.

[SuperRunescape54]

3 minutes to masterbait not very fast -.-

[BusterCap7]

@SuperRunescape54 lol...its not a contest bud. and if it is its a contest of how long you can go not how fast.

[MoarRushPl0x]

I miss old rs. I wanna get a private server just for nostalgic purposes.

[SubRealityDistortion]

Old RS, I miss those days.

[TheumizProductions]

@SubRealityDistortion go check rs2006.net

[SubRealityDistortion]

@TheumizProductions Signed up the other day :P

[ryan98099]

@TheumizProductions isnt out yet fuckwit

[FicZz]

@SubRealityDistortion I miss them too... It's not that the old rs is better (well it is lol :D) those days just bring back memories :')

[TheRSBeggar]

How to do 1k alchs in 3 minutes:

1: Record yourself

2: Speed it up

3. Post on YouTube so idiots like me with 99 mage look at this pissed off and then feel mislead..

[vCaPzZHQ]

the days :')

[zezimaisanpc]

dissing the young kids bitch probs makes you feel good you creepy pedofile

[killer2611]

what would these fags rate this down? this is art

i think the haters thought they were going to watch a cheat video lol

[sbdahcbiou]

so to do 1k of alchs every 3minutes we need to hack runescape and make it go faster?

[foxyman777]

@sbdahcbiou no, control time

[ittstricky]

noooo this song i horible the only thing worst is the 009 pice of shite

[eekimcb3]

@ittstricky lol wtf its from 30 seconds to mars....

[justforthelulzzz]

This song fucking sucks balls.

[TehYannick]

@justforthelulzzz Hey shut up! I fucking love this song =D

[justforthelulzzz]

@TehYannick

This song is a disgrace to all metal. Fuck 30 Seconds To Mars and fuck all that other emo bullshit trying to pass itself off as metal.

[TehYannick]

@justforthelulzzz Allright I totally believe you. But you know, there's something called: Respect others opinion's''. I listen all kind of music. Blues, Metal (iron maiden, do you like that?), Classic rock (mostly), modern rock and the blues! :)

Cheers,

[puttie30]

@TehYannick Me too!! I listen to that kind of music too :D

[getoar50]

Guys, you got what he promised do stop fucking.

[kx541kawisaki85]

only reason i stayed is cause i love this song

[ItsXplicit]

What was your inspiration to make such a stupid video?

[SuperLegitTV]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaay

[Codykjemhus]

client...

[gotcrazy101]

@Codykjemhus dude -.-! if you mean "client" by private server your totally wrong, look at the date it was uploaded :/

[Runisi1]

fu?

[ang3l0wn2]

ahh old graphics =)

[Cowe00]

Wow Bob the cat used to look like a bear.

[chistbrown2]

yea go 30 seconds to mars!!!!

[v0redor]

oldschool rs ftw!

[nickm419]

Whats the song? Poor old rs...

[kablamaflama100]

@nickm419 30 seconds to mars-the kill

[KOstabmybackKO]

oh how i miss the old st yle of alching

[SoulOfEpic]

411 likes i htink they liked it 411 for the help number and asked how to deal with a dumbass like this

[ubbynubb]

old rs :)

[crazysification]

thats how fast i masterbait

[strfire75]

@crazysification L O O L.

[MrFacebookAdict]

@crazysification u get 1k sperm in 3 minutes?

[duaine10]

@crazysification spell it right.

[RespectRyan]

@crazysification masturbate* fucking 11 year olds..

[CAN0NoftheHAND]

@crazysification its masterbate. fucking 11 year old twat u probly cant even cum anyway

[MrSharkiie]

@CAN0NoftheHAND Umadbro? rage much lolol

[skilzerz]

@CAN0NoftheHAND It's 'probably' you probably haven't even been laid or left school yet anyway.

[dakota2277]

@CAN0NoftheHAND Masturbate*

[TuzGK]

@CAN0NoftheHAND Maybe hes a fisherman

[aaron200111]

@crazysification isn't it Masturbate?

[Wildm0use]

@crazysification Your dick must burn really bad...

[walkostar]

wow nice darthvader light saber oh sorry thts the dislike bar XD

[walkostar]

Thumbs up if u just watched to listen to song

[boomhauer55]

@walkostar  thumbs down for gay ass song

[xlTeChNiQuE]

@walkostar Thumbs up if you didn't..

[ukrslalawrmds]

either you buy a bot to do it for you or you speed up the clip :)

[codswagger1997]

Alch party!!! Unce Unce Unce!!!

[Cl3wz]

DARTH VADER.. Who the f''' Stole Darth Vaders Light saber?! I am going to report... Owww sorry i am truly Sorry :( It was the Dislike bar :'(

[legend0fgta]

or u can just put a autoclicker on 0.1 milli-second

[tuner923]

@legend0fgta yeah, no. The spell itself takes time. You can only possibly go as fast as the spell takes unless you interrupt the animation with say... maybe another spell? look up stun alching.

[williamwells1994]

How many time's i can call him "GAY" in 3minutes

[zdun776]

lol kool

[erikvouyshin]

i can do 1m alchs in 20 secs by 10000000x speed

[MrRuneDavid]

@erikvouyshin Stop trying to take the highest rated comments and make them better, you fail.

[Adilshit]

lol i love it.... when there were no botters in rs.. all legal, nowadays people talk less to you..

[grimcitys]

Exactly 1000 Dislikes on 10.13.11.

405 likes, 1,000 dislikes

[timmie516]

omg.. i was dislike number #1000

[thethetaco2]

dude i can do 1k alches in 6 seconds... i speed my video up 1800000000000 times but it lags horribly trying to go that fast

[BBTBMBBX]

songsongsongsong? i searched it for 2 years..

[MrPondax]

@BBTBMBBX

30 seconds to mars - The kill

No probs ;)

[w0wiown]

that was actually 897 i counted them

[ScarFace9797]

Y would anyone wanna watch you do this? Just autoclick

[SlayerKillsGuides]

i counted, only 869

[rohogjsokat]

Okay, okay but whats the point of this, for real what?

[swordude]

@rohogjsokat there isn't one.

[swordude]

@rohogjsokat there isn't one.

[thebomb2231]

i once alched 3 things in a 1k minutes

[Dc15Plyr]

@thebomb2231 turning the title around is getting so old kid...

[GotBizzyPk]

good times good times....that si liek rs in 1900s now its 2011 rs, the fag era.

[TheSnoekertje]

@KSscape , actually he got 889 dislikes in 4 years 1 month and 14 days and not in 3 minutes.

[akerfan1997]

your speeding it up you dick

[xBLiTz1]

darth vaders Sword! Owh Nevermind its the dislike bar.

[Dc15Plyr]

@xBLiTz1 stop trying to get a top comment the whole lightsaber thing is so fucking old...

[xBLiTz1]

@Dc15Plyr so old like this nub vid

[rangersg0d911]

Old good alch emote <3

[819022]

song?



[HinetoAnanas]

@819022 The Kill by 30 Seconds to Mars.

[wambo567]

its sad that ppl actually came to this video believeing it was possible...

[MrObliviousegg]

Thumbs up if you ended up reminiscing about old runescape

[beezyplz1]

Wtf was that, that was just u alching. How does that explain anything....

[KSscape]

how to get 1k dislikes in 3 minutes

[kyllo57]

@KSscape nothing against you but its been 2 weeks there are only 982 dislikes. perhaps you should speed that up 16x to

[SpongeCakeRS]

@KSscape LOLOLOLOL

[hawhawnowhat]

@KSscape ahahahahaha

[TheLittlePastor]

Well ya sure u can alc 3k in 20min and speed up video that works to

[LaZiNtOz]

i went on this video to press click on the dislike bar

[blewyuassoffclanchat]

bro! wtf i only counted 999 your totally lying fuck this!

[SANDWICHPLAN]

i miss old rs ;(

[hodgmandinio1]

that is true. how to do 1k alks. is to just be faster at it ^^

[Kalerine199]

I counted 999.

[1337PB]

@Kalerine199 this video is funny when you read the comments.

[MILKinHD]

GOT EMM!!!!!!!!!!!1

[700millions]

good old rs

[Janfiy]

Watched the whole thing for the song :)

[SublimeFlow]

I wish runescape was still like this, it's a shadow of it's former glory, useless updates,skills, increasingly ignorant public and stubborn staff.

[AddictingRSMVs]

this is back when Runescape was perfect.... then updates happend, 2007, I miss you :c

[TheGeck777]

i remember the things at 1:05 ..damn memories. just remembered that!!

[shadowbart9]

yep your pro doing 1000 alches in about 20minutes:) Well done:) A+ thumbs up if he wasted 3mins of ure time

[007order007]

old runescape.. good times..

[gogetta2121]

yup he's alive an playing runescape, he's now a level 138 with 120 dung an 99 everything... he might aswell be dead :p

[LegendaryFPS]

Ah, almost forgot about the dice pop up. I just wish I could play this again when there was a way better community, and when full rune was rare and people who had it all the LVL 3's followed :). Old Wildy. You don't even fukin know how much fun it was to pk with a LVL 7. All my friends would make a clan and pown it up against other noobs :) Copy nd Paste to bring back old RS!!!!

[iTubbieToast]

Old RuneScape :(

[starcrizzlepwns]

fcking speed hacks only use that in assasins creed!

[ZackRaps]

@starcrizzlepwns he just sped up the video dumb shit..

[Delta1Wolf]

old alching<3 fuck rs now

[ZuroFtw]

how did this get so many views..

[uconoob]

i miss the old rs!

[Delta1Wolf]

@uconoob fucking hell, so do i :(

[RSKIDZ219]

Lol @ the fmer over there

[SuperAsssMaster]

Bring the old alch back!

[TerrariaMcGameplay]

@H3CTiicDyNaMicZ idiot.

[orangevolume]

this is cleverly named :P

[sharks744]

Don't read this cause it really works. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos you will die within 2 days. Now uv started reading dis dunt stop this is so scary. Send this over 5 videos in 143 minutes when ur done press f6 and ur crushes name will appear on the screen in big letters. This is so scary cuz it actually works this really works.

[TerrariaMcGameplay]

@sharks744 poeple like you that post this crap are retarted

[imsocoolie]

why the fuck does everyone watch a old rs vid like 2007 and think its moparscape -.- read the date god dammit

[ThePignator]

@H3CTiicDyNaMicZ thats not moparscape lol

[TeHFaZoR]

OMFG SEE GUYS TUPAC NEVER REALLY DIED HE JUST PUT HIMSELF IN RUNESCAPE!! DUUH!!

[elemental4rce]

3 randoms lol?