Reporter In Helicopter Pretty Sure Landslide Down There

[iloveihop07]

"well we're really high now..."

Lol

[MercedesCars454]

"Baguio City" Haha, this is where my mom used to live near. Despite this being fake, they are uncannily accurate.

[kentutubi]

You don't get it until you know Philippines. The story is the reporter enjoying a vacation instead of reporting because Philippines is a damn beautiful place.

[yusiftheranger]

I feel like I'm the only one who spotted the caption in the end...

[vjm3]

Wait what? I dont' get it. Was the joke just suppose to be some reporter trying in vein to communicate with a Phillipino pilot? Were they in a completely different country all together? Was he a terrorist?

I don't understand what story they were trying to portray. What's so funny?

[fwed1]

@vjm3 the joke was he got a tour helicopter no where near the landslide

[blaeds12]

im from the philippines and i think this is funny

[spacestick1]

is this real?

[krooz45]

@spacestick1 this is just a joke

[abigailnewsham]

@spacestick1 yes, this is real...........

[ChuckinCho]

LOL THE @ FUCKING BOTTOM

"Frat-boy republic of Brosovo declares indepenence"

[cyberprodigy]

I laughed so hard :D

[robi2000]

'we'll have more as we continue' - damn this onion is sooooooo funny

[drinkycrow67]

closest one to sounding real yet

[666slipknotstaysic]

we're very HIGH now!!

[thescammer13]

now i know,onion news is not true......

[HOLIMOUNT]

@thescammer13 no way sherlock..... :O

[pandaSmore]

I'm Filipino and I fin this to be hilarious!

[katbc101]

1:17 read the bottom omfg military

[thescammer13]

you idiot fools!fuck you....you are all a lier,you are the close friend of satan or lucifer.....

[rutger5000]

@thescammer13 : Nah Beezelbub is my homeboy, really satan and lucifer are no fun at all.

[HOLIMOUNT]

@thescammer13 what the fuck are you talking about??

[thescammer13]

@HOLIMOUNT fuck you asshole....

[Gameplay946]

THAT WASN'T EVEN TAGALOG!! Sounds more like Japanese

[Tamaya42]

XD the pilot isn't even speaking Tagalog, it's Japanese.

[jenethehottie]

hahaha! nakakatawa! sobra! go mga pinoy!!! magpasalamat tayong mga pinoy kasi nalamapasan natin ang supretyphoon na si Juan kahapon lang. Magaling na ang PAGASA ngayon. n.b.: Filipinos (Philippine nationals) can speak English fluently.

[jenethehottie]

hahaha! nakakatawa! sobra! go mga pinoy!!! n.b.: Filipinos (Philippine nationals) can speak English fluently.

[Deathvhin]

yeah!!.. ang.talino! Smart!

[simonrubin1]

at least the onion's reporting isn't as bad a FOX news

[TheBob0949]

@simonrubin1 that's insulting to idiotic right wing republicans everywhere. i may be a republican but atleast im not that stupid

[blavaburnulots]

@TheBob0949 I find it astonishing that anyone would call themselves a republican or a democrat, what with how the parties have been acting lately.

[Riketz]

@blavaburnulots Being a republican or a democrat does not mean you can't have shared views or be a moderate. People who just blatantly give up are the worst of all :)

[chimoy1]

hahaha anu ba talaga koya??

[Imilko]

Military deploys killer robots lol.

[waffleshadow]

thats funny but i dont think its really in the phillppines though

[6I6Am6A9red9Pill9]

i hope not too many people have died from that enormous landslide... rescue workers will have a real tough job recovering the dead bodies from underneath the massive amounts of dirt and sand... it will be practically impossible to find all of the dead bodies!!!

[TheHalfofHannah]

@6I6Am6A9red9Pill9 its not real...

[6I6Am6A9red9Pill9]

@TheHalfofHannah i watch the onion news every day and you're telling me its not real??? whats the matter with you? The Onion Network is 100% real ! whether you like it or not... as real as a human head in a hamburger!!!

[oceancolors93]

Please don't make fun of me...I have watched almost all of The Onions videos and I love them, but I was a little lost at the humor of this one. What is the point?

[DestAeval]

@oceancolors93

I believe HangIsBack answered your question.

He was actually taking a helicopter tour.

[DancingSpiderman]

This is too funny; DEFinitely Beavis-n-Butthead Approved.

"...and so far has not responded to my requests in Tagalog, either..."

Anybody remember the jackass reporterette who said that the blind Mt. Everest climber is gay ? This Don Abrams guys should be substituted for the news anchorette...  now THAT would be funny

[HangIsBack]

spoiler: he was taking a helicopter tour

[BuRtOink]

"I do see water, it appears to be too large of a body of water to be caused by rain fall"""

[hardknocks73]

"UC santa cruz study traces declining skipjack tuna population to one ver fat shark" haha fat indeed

[Specialty065]

lol ^^ funny i just started watching onion news now xD started with the WOW thing

[gobo760]

Wow, I think this was one of the funniest Onion segments I've ever watched... probably because it was the most realistic segment I've ever seen and the humor was so subtle. I could easily see this happening with some totally unprepared on-the-scene reporter. I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.

[Snnx27]

@gobo760

watch the one with modern warfare 3

that was soo funny.

[mastermanio2]

Reading comments from people who think this stuff is real is almost as funny as the videos.

[persiantech]

no doubt, this is fake just like CNN

[mekore]

if this was real im goin to kill that don buddy....

[DJDanzzEdit]

@mekore are you serious? its obviously fake.

[mekore]

@DJDanzzEdit rofl. sure thats why i said if

[andyllamanipl]

Lol ima filipino hahaha Gotta LOVE THE ONION

[RandomMan1999]

damn, you made me lose the game! curse you :P

[urasmart1]

you all just lost the game

[MegadethEternally]

i won years ago

[cremekongen1705]

@urasmart1 DAMN YOU!!!

'

[Chrono1296]

UUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!

i didnt lose for like a month! AHAHAHAHAH!!! i hate you!

[crazytacoburger]

"He's now making a wave-like motion with his hands..." lol, I love the onion

[mofocardinal]

"i'm flying above the philippines now"...wow, over the entire country? must be pretty high up. lol

[yueyouko]

if filipinos will see this they would react instantly:

"how dare you racists!, we know english. we're the only english speakers in asia. do you know lea salonga? do you know charice pempengco? do you know manny pacquiao?"

and the rest will be history.

[keekeekoko101]

@yueyouko -_-

WHY DO PEOPLE GET OFFENDED BY COMEDY???

I'm Filipino and i don't give a flying shit.....

[MorroccoSurrogate]

All the reporter said was a garbled "please, please", from what I heard.

[DRealfriknKeenan]

"everybody looks like ants!"

[daddyleon]

lol, yes, indeed, the ocean prolly isn't a rain pool :P

[TheBigjon1213]

woo-haha!!! Language fail...

[OnionTrollsAlliance]

Oh my God! Oh the devastation. The humanity! The humidity. This brought tears to my eyes.

[cerealKILL3R3]

"Well, we're very high now!" The scary part is that he is still in his hotel room!

[edgarg471234]

haha thats my car haha

[twentydashone]

i'm pretty sure he was in a tour helicopter

[bill11012]

He was! hahahahaha

[aSASa45454]

wow are you all stupid the guy in the helicopter wasnt speaking american DUH thats why u cant understand him; jeses crist..

[geenius3ab]

@aSASa45454 Lol, americans don't speak americanish (Think thats how u could call it,)...They speak ENGLISH...

[pitomba125]

your an idiot "american" isnt a fucking language.

[bleached102]

calm down. "American" actually is a dialect of traditional english.

[cerealKILL3R3]

Jesus

[aSASa45454]

fuk u taking abot fool?

[Cronos844]

suck homo, hoes it mowing dad

[MrPivotPie]

@aSASa45454 I believe the correct term is English, American is the people, not it's language....

[gherinquad]

I like the crawl at the bottom: Military deploys killer robots in 'Operation What Could Possibly Go Wrong'

[kiki10020]

Lol get it... He was on a tour heli.

[robsob2]

hahaha I love the "coming up next" part at the end

[aaronmonto]

This was wayyy funnier than I thought it would be. Awesome :D.

[BushidoBrownSama]

"Appears to be too large a body of water"

"masturbatable sex trafficking documentary"

This one waas pretty good but the other don abrams vid the one in haiti was much better

[BoogsterSU2]

Damn I wish it'll soon become a broadcasting channel on TV! XD

If it does, more laughter and more success! :D

[zetabitch]

genius

[DumbDogProduction]

"the pilot appears to be angry about my hair"! ha ha!

[351Cpowered]

I am now seeing a flock of birds. They appear to be sand vipers. lol

[33dgtp]

pretty sure awesome up here

[AvsJoe]

I have a piece of advice for everyone angry at the idiots who don't understand The Onion's satire: Don't reply to their posts with hateful retaliations. Instead laugh at their ignorance/stupidity while you sit back with smug satisfaction of your appreciation of intelligent humour. Trust me, it makes the comments section a lot more enjoyable to read.

[nukenate]

Good job.

[FrogBlaster77]

That it does...

[BoogsterSU2]

I agree with you, AvsJoe! ;)

[WhatchooTalkinBoutAJ]

I actually enjoy watching people get mad at jokes. I find it amusing. Lol

[sdgdsgs]

yes! please listen AvsJoe!! (although we all know you all wont , sigh)

[oddvidios]

@AvsJoe fuck you

[cveich]

@AvsJoe if i can help mate... most of those comments are likely from 10 year olds, or from "trolls" that are trying to annoy you

[dahon300]

okay thank you for saying that dud. I appreciate it.

[Redstar226]

You're the fucking idiot. I bet your comedic tastes are retarded. Don't come on the Onion and complain. Just fuck off to your hillbilly shack...Christ

[dahon300]

this is fake. If its not, pause at 3:03

[Scotlandthebest]

FOR FUCK SAKE!

[bosoxno]

duh, its fake thats what the onion is... its like a well done inquirer

[wacktastic1]

lol the pilot didnt even sound Filipino, he sounded like he was japanese.

[WhoMattersAnyway]

He DID sound Japanese, ne!

[2540southtroy]

i'M gay

[KraljevicPavle]

"The military has deployed killer robots in 'Operation What Could Possibly Go Wrong' "

lmao

[WyrmofAir]

naiintindihan mo ba?

[grendelee]

oh my god....he died?

[ktee92]

the pilot is not filipino

cuz he speaking gibberish and almost all filipinos can speak english

[slayer0736]

to prepare for their journey on the raft north!

[MapleZiex]

The PILOT DOESNT APPEAR TO SPEAK ENGLISH LOL!

[Dorvalla1912]

I see now a flock of birds...... LOL

[biloy1211]

may nakitang tae

[The1stPoster]

Well, I smiled.

[xAceofGodsx]

"English comprehension is still low among our nations screaming infants" LOL

[skillzgone2waste]

I'm unable to see any human forms from this height! LOL!!

[The7thMonth]

ha nice

[Trinnztubefun]

Hahahaha Don Abrams looks like a fat Prince

[Aiatshimunanu]

''And so far has not responded to my requests into gaelic either'' lol Tapadh leat

[PrinsTsabi]

lol he said tagalog not gaelic... tagalog is one of the philippine dialects...

[dasenbrockj23]

"Do you see any survivors?" hahahaha Funny stuff

[armst012]

unfortunately the pilot doesn't appear to speak any english.. Im sorry the pilot is not responding..

The water is irrely calm on this tragic day in the phillipines.. LMAO

[nothingelseworked64]

isn't english the international language of flight?

[ruthlessx]

you copy

[cjracer1000]

it is

[ER449]

Baw-gee-oh

not bag-ee-oh

ba as in la

like la la la la

Not bag-ee-oh!

Don't insult my hometown! Lol

[adiaz80]

"Yes,Yes, Michael, that's my car parked out front."  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[nekotanaka]

Haha, I swear the pilot's speaking Japanese, repeatedly telling Don "I have no clue."

[edricknoel]

yeah, he's definitely not speaking in tagalog. hahaha.

[yazor3]

lol read down there maids are hired to clean computer desktops

[kentttj]

Nope..the Philippines is an archipelago. It's composed of more than seven thousand islands. I thought t'was a joke.

[kentttj]

The body of water he's referring to is the sea. Oh man. What a news?

[ChilapaOfTheAmazons]

Well this is usually a pretty reliable news channel; maybe it wasn't the sea, maybe there was really a lot of rain...

And aren't the Philippines landlocked or something?

[Sirradal]

Nah, the 'Ppines are islands.

[andyllamanipl]

@ChilapaOfTheAmazons Are you fucking serious. The philippines are landlocked. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!

[DancingSpiderman]

@andyllamanipl well, I don't know, I've never been to the pilla-pilla-pillaPEENis...

[Sereniance]

We explained Jpeg artifacts, german, tanks, a pig...

Is this this?

[ShamedUser]

Well duuh.

[fkntoothpaste]

Masturbatable?

[hectorniko]

What?

[insanemonkeypants]

lol.

"price of oil tops price of blood."

XD

[badboys00inc]

HAHAHA

[Xmaggot93X]

i see why its called the onion now.

my eyes are watering :)

[NelsonCornwallis]

Military deploys killer rebots in 'Operation What Could Possibly Go Wrong'

lol. Brilliant!

[RapR0cks]

Helicopter tour rofl

[VoteGore]

Hahaha! I love the onion. =)

[mmmlemony]

freakin hilarious- 'do you see any survivors?' 'no, i see no human life whatsoever' priceless

[NikYay]

President of Brosovo's inaugural keg stand... omg

[torads51]

the tickers are the best. Maids now cleaning up your desktop, arranging icons neatly!!!

lol

[jeffidiyah]

Please people. Don't write idiotic comments and then state your nationality. All that does is promote negative stereotypes and just because you don't know what a satire is, doesn't mean you should make everyone think all (your denomination here) people are equally as inept at appreciating comedy.

[MasterJoefus]

... The Onion is a joke Broadcast.

[robjazztorres]

I'm a Filipino... and I think it's funny. :)

[icequeen127]

"Do you see signs of flooding?"

"There's a body of water... and some birds."

Priceless!

[PaulitaS78]

Oh, my... The ticker item on $100 laptop was harsh...

I love The Onion...

[alexnadim]

what amazes me that many people think the onion news r real ...

lol ... love onion

:)))

[XTriForceX]

i know realy its funny

[Ginlah]

For some reason I laughed hard.

[zpobric]

I am flying above the Philippines now.

[iHateReports]

I never realized how stupid people are until I see people thinking that Onion News is real... yes, Miley Cyrus will be depleted by 2013, my god.

[IhateJohnMayer]

i know but i never said anything cause the comments get more and more stupider(lol)

[6y298]

retard responses to satire reaffirm my assertion that the internet is the best damn thing that ever happened to con artists.

[InnocentlyOstyn]

you people who think this is fake or a offending, are retarded.

Onion News is a sarcastic comedic style of news.

Its all scripted and premeditated and intended to amuse you. If you are too stupid to understand this, go watch something else in your free time.

[wilannblue]

This is the first time this reporter on a chopper.. im prettey sure!!!

[Darkman1691]

...its fake

[Guerrand10]

I didn't get it... it wasn't funny.

[marijumanji]

1:26 "Paki Paki!" WTF