@turkeysandwich11 not when you consider that half the people in this town actually believe that women are "the soil" and men are "the seed". it gets tiresome i guess.
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@WhereThereDude my friends friend told my friend that his dick was super tiny. then he told me that justin beiber has a super super small dick. thats how i figured out.
LMFAO I love how most of these WKUK sketches take a complete left turn at the very end; just like this one did. And, like the one from Season 4, called, "Video That Makes You Gay."
"So you have eggs inside of your weiner and then you pee them in a girl and then that turns into a baby and then she poops it out and then it eats boobs." - ha ha ha ha
You have eggs inside of your weiner, and then you pee 'em in a girl, and then that turns into a baby and then she poops it out and then it eats boobs :D
Lol I could only imagine me being a parent and my kid would ask me, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" and I'd bluntly say, "Sexual intercourse. S-E-X-U-A-L- space I-N-T-E-R-C-O-U-R-S-E. Go google it."
Well, a bit of an exaggeration, but I would be rather blunt.
@Every1luvzME No it's just that Trevor is known in sketches to give... "interesting" advice to people & lil' kids so people that know that will find it funny he sais he's not supposed to be around lil' kids.
The person he talked to in the beginning isn't his "Real" Dad, it was like his pretend-dad fake-dad or step-dad as in this skit xD, thats why in the end he said his REAL DAD told him not to talk to his "dad" anymore
ok first of all i dont care about grammar when im arguing to some idiot who tries and fails to look smart, if your from texas i can understand why you would criticize someone elses grammar when you yourself think for some reason you have to capatilize a letter after an apostrophe, catch all that texan?
jesus guys... people from texas can be dumb, and people from texas can be smart. look, in houston they have a highly regarded medical center and doctors like that arent stupid, then there are some people who are stupid, thats just them, who cares about where theyre from, there can be stupid people from any other place in the world
Father of the year
heteromeles 1 week ago
this = me and my kid
vehlajatt22 2 weeks ago
If he was a stranger then why did he say "Hey dad" At the begining?..
MrEpiksauce 3 weeks ago
Definitly gonna use this explanatoin when raising my kids.
svennemax100 3 weeks ago 4
poor timmy.. wait no, poor timmys girlfriend
inflipsane 1 month ago
0:54-1:00 Jim Halpert facial expressions!
skinzerton 1 month ago
The ending just completes it.
DarkPepson 1 month ago
Im sure we can all agree that shannon is retarded.
Great sketch though!
greentambourine69 3 months ago
Now timmy is gonna go pee in some poor woman... way to go Trevor.
XOHugz0KissezXO 3 months ago 2
hahahahahahahahaha pedophiiile!
otakubluemoon 3 months ago
Not exactly accurate. Girls have the eggs. Dudes have semen. Apperently the park creeper prefers Aristotle to human anatomy
Shannon462981 4 months ago
@Shannon462981 that's the joke... I guess you didn't listen to the rest of the sketch either...
sk8rat420 3 months ago
@sk8rat420 i did and i understand the joke, but it kinda frustrates. The joke irritates me
Shannon462981 3 months ago
@Shannon462981 Well that's pretty pathetic.
turkeysandwich11 2 months ago
@turkeysandwich11 not when you consider that half the people in this town actually believe that women are "the soil" and men are "the seed". it gets tiresome i guess.
Shannon462981 2 months ago
@Shannon462981 *Badum Tss*
GrimReaper1169 1 month ago
haha
SkyKing00 4 months ago
Sex education in the South
RevJoshsFunhouse 4 months ago 2
yeah its pretty gross
muffinfucker226 4 months ago
Notice how Timmy's character doesn't make any motions to leave.
stitch99 4 months ago
press 1 and 0 at the same time rapidly
cowtipperr1 4 months ago
press 1 and 0 at the smae time rapidly
cowtipperr1 4 months ago
trevor kind of sounds like patrick waturburin or however you spell it
pMaher96 4 months ago
''Did i eat boobs'' yeah ''gross''.
JosefKorea 5 months ago
sadly the talk my biological dad gave me was much worse than this
FlashHacking 5 months ago
babies come from guys' NAAAAAIIIILL GUUUNNS!
vocalsalltheway 5 months ago
the endings the best
MrEezze 5 months ago
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wjnetwork 5 months ago
Rolfmao
payawaytomorrow 5 months ago
Very funny skit, one of their best imo.
soylentcowflops 5 months ago
This is how everyone should do it! One of the better ones I have seen in a while!
Ignoonoo4 5 months ago
did i eat boobs?best line ever
MrMurkNMurda 7 months ago
hahahahahahha!!!!! that is hilarious!!!!! that's how im gonna give the sex talk to my kids. JUST KIDDING!!!!!!
ncisicarly 7 months ago
thumbs up if at the start you thought it was going to be a forrest gump spoof xD
DatGscope 7 months ago
Some day I'm going to show this to my future child.
Bluestudio555 7 months ago
1:35 im not supposed to hang out with kids anyway XD
theEt234 7 months ago
i eat boobs
but im no baby
minecraft4108 7 months ago
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I'm going to be completely unoriginal and quote a line from the video that I literally JUST watched, so that others can read this line from the video that they too probably JUST watched. How amazing am I?
LoganRE033 7 months ago
@LoganRE033
shut the fuck up.
AlmoshT 7 months ago 31
try watching this with a straight face! it does not work lol xD
DevinLovesit13 7 months ago
Oh! I wanna make babys with Trevor
MoshSpears 8 months ago
Oh! I wanna make babys with Trevor
MoshSpears 8 months ago
Oh! I wanna make babys with Trevor
MoshSpears 8 months ago
will the babys crawl out of her mouth? mm... yeah probably xD god thats the imagination lol hahahahahah
iSugarHeart 8 months ago 2
"Thats ok I'm not supposed to be talking to kids anyway." haha LMAO
martinezgirl99 8 months ago
I wish Trevor was my dad
xXEddie0904Xx 8 months ago 3
the dislike bar is as big as justin bieber's dick
way2good4u100 8 months ago
@way2good4u100 why are you watching his dick anyway ?
WhereThereDude 8 months ago
@WhereThereDude my friends friend told my friend that his dick was super tiny. then he told me that justin beiber has a super super small dick. thats how i figured out.
way2good4u100 8 months ago
I think they shuld use this in sex-ed clases
boondock109 8 months ago
1:03 I wanna be a baby all of the suden. . . .
PrivateKeehl 8 months ago
This is deff the talk im having with my son someday. Word for word.
jacoblambmusic 8 months ago
He made sex completely unappealing to everyone that watched this AND to his "son." Well, at least he told the truth!
Scopehunter45 9 months ago
oh wow hahaha
iluvpunk1896 9 months ago
you can see him laugh when saying "boobs.."
ComeonIdontcare 9 months ago
The dad does a really good Jon Hamm impression
Terodactylsoros 9 months ago
0:50-0:53 wow i used to think that when i was 3 yrs old xD
TheEnigmaWarrior 9 months ago
Trevor's the best dad ever.
hellyeahauntlaaauren 9 months ago
Like out of her poop?
Yup, pretty much
LOL!
GreatGirlAdvise 9 months ago
lol inside yr werider lol eggs lol put yr werider in her and pee the eggs out in her
20ehall 10 months ago
When I was little I would have very little milk from boobs since mi dad was hogging it
kimpa321 10 months ago
Trevor: The most effective way to stopping Teen Pregnancy.
kidsaiyen 10 months ago 198
@kidsaiyen HAhaha!!!
Hitlerwearsasnuggie 4 months ago
@kidsaiyen Trevor=School sex education=Better than abstinence XD
TheReasonWhyGuy 4 months ago 3
LMFAO I love how most of these WKUK sketches take a complete left turn at the very end; just like this one did. And, like the one from Season 4, called, "Video That Makes You Gay."
WriterMan79 10 months ago
Omg thats so fucking funny
badzombie1 10 months ago
"yep, it's.. pretty gross."
XxKB45xX 10 months ago
Is it me or does the guy in the suit look like bec from victorious??
JROD1stbaseman 11 months ago
This would solve teen pregnancy.
JokerMan603 11 months ago 4
My dad lied to me then...
DrFatnutzJr 11 months ago
Wow
buddybimmer9 1 year ago
Wow.... That is not scientificly correct.
Patricalypse 1 year ago
@Patricalypse Who cares if it's correct if it makes you laugh?
Gannon161 11 months ago
@Patricalypse no shit
jakethesnake237 10 months ago
notice timmys bag straps matches his top it has a white stripe on it lol
anonymousify1 1 year ago
It's seeds, not eggs! The girls carry the eggs, the guys' seeds combine with the eggs.
shoeberrypie 1 year ago
@shoeberrypie
sperm hatches from eggs inside of your testes.
turncoattradition 1 year ago
@turncoattradition nope, she's right.
gronkierw 1 year ago
@shoeberrypie right, cuz everything else in the video was very accurate
SuperSpinko27 1 year ago
4 people found this out the hard way
XXTOUCHXOFXMACABREXX 1 year ago
Poop baby eating boobs!
abbie0522 1 year ago
This is exactly how my talk went with my dad
BrokenSp00n 1 year ago
Fukin funny!!! Now it cant get anymore simple than that... Lolz
danderock 1 year ago
I hAve a lot of kids
liquidninja100 1 year ago
haha the oversimplification of birth, love it!!!
connorbassplayer 1 year ago 2
trevor moore= my life
cchhiizz 1 year ago
"So you have eggs inside of your weiner and then you pee them in a girl and then that turns into a baby and then she poops it out and then it eats boobs." - ha ha ha ha
LAMFi1ms 1 year ago
Go poop!!!!!
pissedandkissed 1 year ago
Babies come from your Pennie as a bull coming out of your ass
pissedandkissed 1 year ago
hmmmm... i dont think trevor likes girls...
polske322 1 year ago
haha =O this is sick! but sooo awesome!!
Prensftw 1 year ago
Ya know, this is what I'm going to tell myy children.
televition56 1 year ago
baby's eat boobs
thegspeed0 1 year ago 4
trevor is by far the best one
MrThahey 1 year ago 5
soo that's conception, pregnancy, birth, and baby bearing in a nutshell.. Thanks Trevor! :D
cardiac994 1 year ago
TREVOR MOORE = GOD.
PrettyColorsable 1 year ago
NOW IS THAT SOOOOOO HARD PARENTS!!!!!
1MissKarlieStarr 1 year ago
LOLZ i knew Trevor couldnt talk to lil kids anymore
but he does in alot of vids
megster5465 1 year ago
can somebody send me a reply or something telling me wich guy is wich?
Drcocopuff 1 year ago
@Drcocopuff Trevor is the "dad' and Timmy is the kid.
MerlinBunny1 1 year ago
...IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!
LvIsNickJonas 1 year ago 4
Pee them in a girl XDD
Pwnzerage14 1 year ago
So...
You have eggs inside of your weiner, and then you pee 'em in a girl, and then that turns into a baby and then she poops it out and then it eats boobs :D
Osmann45 1 year ago 4
"But if she doesnt push em out will they get too big and crawl out her mouth?" yup prolly xDDDDD
"What do babies eat when they first come out?" "boobz" xDDD
SV2308 1 year ago
wow...thats like pretty much accurate...
khaostorm 1 year ago 173
Lol I could only imagine me being a parent and my kid would ask me, "Mommy, where do babies come from?" and I'd bluntly say, "Sexual intercourse. S-E-X-U-A-L- space I-N-T-E-R-C-O-U-R-S-E. Go google it."
Well, a bit of an exaggeration, but I would be rather blunt.
TheSickHumanBeing 1 year ago
lol i ate boobs trevor is great
Beastlybowser4444 1 year ago
LOL, my real dad. XD
blizzardstar18 1 year ago
wow he actually looks like a kid :O
WTFisMYname24 1 year ago
lol this is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
SaxophoneDeBlue 1 year ago
LOL I love how disgusting yet truthful this is xD
UltiGamer101 1 year ago
i think trevor is a drug addict look at his eyes they are so underlined and red
smalltalkfan 1 year ago
couldnt have said it better
1997nacho1 1 year ago
BEST WKUK CHARACTERS
1.Trevor
2.Zach
3.Timmy
4. Sam
5.Darren
SRRY DARREN!
MrDarkreaper17 1 year ago
lol
latinbigc 1 year ago
haha do you like pee in her?
knzicarter 1 year ago
haha this sketch is hilarious.
Man has someone dad told them like this.
"Thats ok. I'm really not suppose to be hanging out with little kids anyway" LOL XD. Sex offender maybe?
Every1luvzME 1 year ago
@Every1luvzME No it's just that Trevor is known in sketches to give... "interesting" advice to people & lil' kids so people that know that will find it funny he sais he's not supposed to be around lil' kids.
Aquafrostsheke 1 year ago
lol Trever trying not to laugh after he says "yep, pretty gross"
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CautionChildrens 1 year ago
HA HA HA HAAAAA HA HA
GardosFilms 1 year ago
oh no i forgot to shoot the eggs in to a girl. instead they shot into my pants.
Bean733 1 year ago
OMG that's what happens!?!?!?!?!?!?!
thecubanjesus 1 year ago
fuck this is funny!!
Hayles2468 1 year ago
Will it get to big and crawl out of their mouths? Probably, never thought about that. lolololol
helter1234 1 year ago 2
@pbmdh she also misspelled having. Sad
thebenjipoo 1 year ago
Yea i know really they are here
smithyistwo 1 year ago
Wow....I'll never think of sex again(doesn't mean I won't do it ;D)
TheFutureIsToSee 2 years ago
1:08
You can tell Trevor is trying not to laugh.
pbmdh 2 years ago
Sex sounds awesome..
"Courtney, come here for a minute!"
123wowboy123 2 years ago
Im never haveing sex again, im horrified.. but that was fucking helerious:D
CentralCoastChic1 2 years ago 4
@CentralCoastChic1
Helerious?
FFS people get fucking spell-check.
pbmdh 2 years ago
oh no its the grammar police
muntchy 1 year ago
i dont wanna have sex now :(
LaceyxXxLee 2 years ago 8
Nah it's still good
Leehart6 2 years ago
Sex seems so unappealing now...
Emocritisism 2 years ago 88
@Emocritisism yeh I cant do it anymore 18- :(
BehindYouBlane99 8 months ago
OMFG!!
WKUK are soo fuckin hilarious
moemoerox 2 years ago 4
LOL PERFECT!
PistolAction751 2 years ago 3
Does he remind anybody else of brian from family guy? xD
Magic00Music 2 years ago 6
voice or what he says?
dialga557 2 years ago
BRIAN! :D
ShinnSin 2 years ago
haha, hes close, but its still kinda retarded
pooflip01 2 years ago
That man is my hero.
2xN 2 years ago 4
skate wtf lol not all texans are dumb :O
eldavidthemavid 2 years ago
most epic troll ever.
LuvinLife72395 2 years ago
The person he talked to in the beginning isn't his "Real" Dad, it was like his pretend-dad fake-dad or step-dad as in this skit xD, thats why in the end he said his REAL DAD told him not to talk to his "dad" anymore
RichardTran0 2 years ago 2
He says, "my real dad" not "my dad". Pssh. Dumbass.
Tess95a 2 years ago
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did you notcie at the begining he says "hey dad"
and then at the end he says my dad says im not supposed to talk to you anymore?
what the fuck!
19iceman19 2 years ago
he said his "real" dad
shortyking602 2 years ago
oh shit ur right.
19iceman19 2 years ago
Lmao. That's likely how an alien species would view our child birth.
LazyHermit 2 years ago 6
haha lmfao
671rojas 2 years ago
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Why the fuck is this called birds and bees?
Bandos624 2 years ago
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ya... i was wondering the same thing... why is it called birds and bees
starvator 2 years ago
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starvator, bandos, are you guys like 6 years old or are you just that stupid because you live in texas?
skateboard4marijuana 2 years ago
Excuse me sir, Stereotyping us Texans to be retarded, Is failing, Look at your own grammar you incoherent douche bag .
To the video, This made me laugh a bit.
Joetehpsycho 2 years ago 3
ok first of all i dont care about grammar when im arguing to some idiot who tries and fails to look smart, if your from texas i can understand why you would criticize someone elses grammar when you yourself think for some reason you have to capatilize a letter after an apostrophe, catch all that texan?
skateboard4marijuana 2 years ago
jesus guys... people from texas can be dumb, and people from texas can be smart. look, in houston they have a highly regarded medical center and doctors like that arent stupid, then there are some people who are stupid, thats just them, who cares about where theyre from, there can be stupid people from any other place in the world
lumiere4565 2 years ago
to answer the original question, birds and the bees is just a phrase to call sex talk. it has a reason why, i just dont no it
dadadancer93 2 years ago
haha. well.. it's not that far from the truth lmao
shanohu 2 years ago
Baby eat boobs! hahaha
Babies come from your wiener
Superstarclo19 2 years ago
its ok....i'm not really supposed to be hanging out with little kids anyway...
hahaha shittttt love it
kunkle493 2 years ago 4
The last 3 seconds where the best 3 seconds of this clip. :D
xXsopainfulyetXx 2 years ago 5
1:10 Trevor looks like he's about to laugh.
XD
Love this, SOOOO much.
Dinosauw 2 years ago 73
Yeah, Trevor's having a hard time keeping a straight face during the boobs part.
Sarmatae1 2 years ago 6
"If they get too big will they crawl out of her mouth? Yeah, probably never thought about that." lol
LOLO111111111111 2 years ago
lol!! DID I EAT BOOBS?..YUP!
Eggypower14 2 years ago 4
lol Will the babies crawl out of your mouth?
testyourflex 2 years ago
trevor is so cool...
higoshimaru 2 years ago 84
they eat boobs? lol great
JumpinJimmy956 2 years ago
So funny .hAHAHA...oh gosh it hurts..MAKE IT STOP!!
avenuebjade 3 years ago 2
it eats boobs LMAO!!
stmaggiesgurl 3 years ago 2
the best one by far! :D
watchhoLLytube 3 years ago 2
lmao "thats ok i'm...really not supposed to be hanging out with little kids anyway"
yoursoulismine1 3 years ago 2
"like with her poop?"
"yeah, pretty much."
rofl.
lindseyscrazyhouse 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
ItsMeAndiPEE 3 years ago
What do they eat when they first come out?
Boobs.
roflmao
MonkieBoyTyler38 3 years ago
i told my little brother this
CalmLikeABomb690 3 years ago 5
lmaoooo. "if the baby gets too big will it crawl out her mouth?" hahaha.
minichamp31 3 years ago 2
I-I-I ah, I never thought about that!
morganohjeez 2 years ago
and then you pee it out?
deathxtra 3 years ago