Retard on Jeremy Kyle Show

[Thegamer8181]

MUM!?

PA!?



[willt9220]

@medley0602

the uploader laughs like one as well

[medley0602]

your the only retard for putting such crap on you tube

[ELREndLondonRule]

This was recorded on a Playstation EyeToy.

[MANjakeUTD]

The title should be 'Retard records jeremy kyle show' instead...

[saky08]

was this filmed by a fucking remote control?

[AidanLunn]

@saky08 it was recorded in 2007. Cameraphones weren't exactly brilliant back then.

[Swittzer09]

calculator? more like a toaster

[jimmyEADG]

the title sums up everyone who gos on this show

[MrSmithyistheman]

the guy who filmed this is the biggest retard

[graham123ish]

this must of been filmed using a calculator !!

[tonee727]

I just had a thought, I might upload all the crappy video's I've got on my phone. I can't imagine why I suddenly thought of doing that?

[cymrutroll]

WTF was that at 0:35

[cymrutroll]

Wtf was that at 0:37

[jackmoloney93]

did you film this with a potato?

[jbplastering]

haha what was tht noise at the end?

[LoveeJedwardd]

sicko

[psrw7952]

If Kyle really wanted to help these people he would become a psychyatrist or something useful...and what a narcicist...he just loves that slave camera...

[nejihyuga901]

Once again, Jeremy kyle treats disgusting slutty woman as angels and distressed males as demons.

[supahdupahguy81]

@nejihyuga901

That's daytime TV for you TBH......demographic of ppl who watch this shit is gonna be mostly housewives, & stay-at-home mums etc....so he has to be nice to all the women...

[TrisJJ94]

doesn't this title apply to everyone who's ever appeared on the jeremy kyle show, including of course the harebrained presenter himself?

[GoldenRoot2011]

@TrisJJ94 Yes this title does apply to them all you are absolutely right.

[wfcsports]

was the retard your tv or the camera you filmed it with

[sjnz90]

0:35 WtFLolZ

[willbo92]

which ones the retard lol?

[TheJSG]

big up the 15 megapixel camera and the 50 inch Sony TV 200Hz involved in this recording

[MrAyoubtube]

derrrrrp



[spedding4321]

291 ppl fancey him

[3FrostyD]

herp herp derp

[cakemania321]

stoooop videoing the telly and gone get a job xx

[GeorgePresdee]

sure that guy didn't make your tv? :L

[MrFunkatronik]

yeh i will see her ........ if she sucks my sausage...

[greeneye145]

Press 7 for the dude blinking :P

[MrSupertingley]

What Pixel is Jemery Kyle

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

He's had too much john smiths in his life

[anonUK]

No offence, but I think a retard designed your video/DVD recorder.

[jbrook1]

I noticed British people are to stupid to bootleg video

[JohnGreasyGamer]

@jbrook1 I noticed that you're too stupid to use the wrong grammar - you should've said "too" not "to".

Just pointing that out.... ^_^

[MICKYMAVYT]

There's always a retard on the Jeremy Kyle show. It's Jeremy.

[BionikTuning]

That TV set should be on Jeremy Kyle...how shit was that?

[BackFromNowere]

What happened at 0:37? Sounded like someone chipping one off

[gapsinteeth123]

Shouldn't the title be... 'A guest on Jeremy Kyle'?

[LuciferDaFallenAngel]

what are we doing tonight brain?

[scarlettsnowe]

Everyone on this show is a retard. Anyone that would put their business out on a show like this is a retard.

[TheRichstaa]

0:31 he does a good impression of jeremy LMAO!!

[TheMagicBroccoli]

did you record this with a carrot?

[mattrobertos]

Press 8 to hear a guy spaff his pants.

[rocksoliddude1]

there's retards on jeremy kyle every day, where's the originality

[davieboy09xbl1]

get a job he shuld help hes bro get of the SMACK but lol retart just cracked me up im on the giggles on all the vids ive seen

[dannybfbc2]

lol sound like patrick of spongebob luaghing at 0:36

[suckcucker]

just retards breeding and living off the backs of taxpayers

[TimpBizkit]

I wish Jeremy Kyle would stop saying 'Get A Job' like it's a piece of piss. I've been on jobseekers allowance for months now - and have not been accepted for a job yet! I have four A Levels, A 2:2 Maths & Physics Degree, and lots of other decent qualities. I'm far more likely to get a job than most people on that show.

[YardleyGeorge]

@TimpBizkit

Well then go out somewhere and apply for one then. The chavs in my village always moan 'There's no fukin' jobs man, I really need one to make bear cash'. I'm 15 and I've got two jobs with adult wages! Instead of relying on other people to find a job, go out and get one yourself!!

[MrDavetheman]

@TimpBizkit ya but your look .. dont think 99% of these people are

[iAdam2010]

@TimpBizkit I wish Jeremy Kyle would stop saying 'Get A Job' like it's a piece of piss. I've been on jobseekers allowance for months now - and have not been accepted for a job yet! I have four A Levels, A 2:2 Maths & Physics Degree, and lots of other decent qualities. I'm far more likely to get a job than most people on that show. <-apply to mcdonalds rather than spending your time posting comments on yo tube bragging about my huge list of "qualities" let me guess your waiting for the right job

[TimpBizkit]

@iAdam2010 I now have a temporary job putting banners up and have a saturday shift working at a cafe. Trouble with working class jobs is everyone applies and it's like a raffle, or one of those TV shows where the question you have to answer and phone in is really easy and loads of people get it right, still, applying for everything is a good idea, not just the 'top jobs'.

[IanWiiPlayer]

whoever is on the jeremy kyle show is usually retard.

what makes their retardedness special

[Sufication]

Sounds like Jonny English when he stabs himself with the muscle relaxer

[ikilleduku]

Looks like a chav/retard filmed this.

[Gabberz360]

0:29 A fat Micheal Jackson. RIP MJ

[Hickman]

High Definition ?

[ButterJunge]

Retard on Jeremy Kyle Show.

Black person in Africa.

[BrainExam]

The "Retard" is the one called Jeremy right?

[yourdumbanyway1]

0:35 LOL OMFG LOL

[emzandjono]

@yourdumbanyway1 same reaction here XD

[JMoneyUK]

Lmaooooo



[97rayna]

this is also idiotic you shouldnt make fun of them I have an uncle who is mentally challenge and I would hate it if some one made fun of him. This man did nothing wrong and watch everyone of you that said mean and rude things to him i bet you ur children will be much worse. :(

[theendingnote]

@97rayna really?

[petem2010]

I always find it interesting when people put this show down. Theres a simple solution, stop watching it and stop searching for it on youtube. Some idiots here click on the youtube vid, watch it, then say people that watch this show are low life or bullys. How about you grow a brain before commenting? I would say there are more retards on youtube then the jk show.

[TheCherryBomber1]

0:36 air escapes from between the woman's thighs

[multigliches]

hi

[smellytyrant]

"wuhh behhblehahheh earlierrrr blehhheaeh meeh" says the retard in the blue top

[mujibatt]

they are all nasty retards on the j kyle show

[WORLD8NSH5KNIGHT1]

I have reported this video for bullying.

[milltiaryman001]

wow HD quality

[cdoftx]

Misunderstanding and ignorance our society's social problems is the cause of them. The job seeker's allowance needs to be increased to the level of workers such as our teachers so that when people find jobs they'll be able to transition more easier.

[rawrcalumx]

@cdoftx Wait...what? Increase benifits to the same amount as a teacher? If they did that then it's a certain slope where by people will never NEED or want to come off benifits. Not to mention how much of an insult that would be to people who work hard in that position for that money that so many falsely claim. I think it's a matter of people having some self respect and doing the right thing instead of slipping into that JSA lifestyle.

[WORLD8NSH5KNIGHT1]

@rawrcalumx

Not every claimant is like the JK guests. There are many unemployed people who have aims for themselves and contribute to society through the voluntary sector.

Your bigotry towards all unemployed people can only be explained by the fact you support Jeremy Kyle and his fascist show.

[rawrcalumx]

@WORLD8NSH5KNIGHT1 haha!! It was a generalisation, Jeez! And i find JK funny and nothing more.

[rawrcalumx]

@WORLD8NSH5KNIGHT1 Haha!!! It wasn't a generalisation.Jeez. Also, i find JK funny and nothing more.

[97rayna]

He maybe mentally handicap but that doesn't mean a thing. He should not be callldd a retard or be made fun of because of somethig he has no say so over. He should not be made fun of. And whoever makes fun of him I hope your children come out 10 times worse!

[WORLD8NSH5KNIGHT1]

@97rayna

Well said. But then the person who posted this is probably a Kyle fan and Jeremy Kyle fans are cowardly bullies anyway.

[SniperFish959]

looks like it was recorded by a ex jeremeny kyle victim

[keanulewis123]

that women had more chins than a japanese phone book.

[MrBornagainzombie]

Jeremy kyle is biggest retard on that stage.

[goodwin7689]

@MrBornagainzombie nah you're just a retard for saying he is, like to see you deal with situations like that, oh wait you can't you're sat on your fat ass while jeremy is making a good living.

[WORLD8NSH5KNIGHT1]

@goodwin7689

Wrong. Kyle sychophants like you are just scum. You watch this vile show for the sole reason that you enjoy watching others' suffering. Just like the gutless, weak-minded bully that you are. 

[cheekysausage]

@MrBornagainzombie I wish people would stop using the word 'retard' as an insult. The people on JK are just thick. People who are retarded have a mental disability which has nothing to do with a lack of intelligence.

[jimtheadoremorrison]

@cheekysausage ah shut up ya retard

[frements]

@cheekysausage i agree here but still hate the r word lol

[stevieb6966]

@cheekysausage while were at it, i wish i had a dodge viper. dont think either will happen tbh :/

[Ps3fanboywellhada360]

@MrBornagainzombie but he has sence does he not and tries to do the best for the people on the show

[MrBornagainzombie]

@Ps3fanboywellhada360 He also has stated that he "licks his mobile phone to make sure it's clean", as stated in his book "I'm Only Being Honest". (wiki)

[emilychalfont]

@MrBornagainzombie hope you end up on Jeremy Kyle.

[Liz0A]

NGUGHRF!

[Terrorvision8]

@Liz0A OMG! Brilliant!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[homiezrgr8]

@Liz0A hot fuzz good time good times

[OrioNX99]

"Yes or no?"

"LEHH"

[FuroraCeltica]

He's not a retard. He was actually kicked off mastermind for being too intelligent

[nutrock87]

TBH if we didnt have retards like this there wouldnt be any jeremy kyle show.

[liamrocks27]

@nutrock87 Isn't that a good thing :)

[rk246]

lol he looks like jeremy kyle

[VisionVirusLive]

The sound was the dude recording it.

[Mdonkin961]

yes or no........... UUUUHHHHHH

[DrunkenPoetic]

The ironic thing is that all the indignant self-righteous fuckers watching this have nothing better to do mid-morning on a weekday.

I'd like to see Dolph Lundgreen kick Jeremy Kyle in the teeth.

[shenstone]

shame that our benefit system props up complete brain dead pond life like this little lot

[unclebish]

jeezus!!! what the fuck is that noise?

[Jessica01274]

butch

[xXxXxCHANTELxXxXx]

i seen this before... and is it just me, or, do the couple on the right look like/remind you of Claire and Ashley peacock on Coronation street? :L

[chris1234667]

what that human?

[scotland1989able]

watchin jeremy kyle makes me feel good about myself hahahahaha

[mujibatt]

I for one am so pleased that the welfare reforms are now taking place, unmarried mothers home are on the way back,no more housing for single slappers under 35 who just have children without caring what the partner is like, most partners are out of work all living off benefits, time the poor were culled lollllllllllllll

[Loucifer221]

Jabba The Slut

[ThaRealMasterC]

@Loucifer221 jabba the gut

[PrincessMizzMeg]

lol the retard isthey guy not the video, he sounded as if he took a shit on his chair LOL

[dannykay619]

@PrincessMizzMeg hahahaha nice!

[woodyk21]

hahaha thats my mate mike lol

[me64683]

@fukeyd that noise on end was you laughing? man, your the retarded one. not him. either that, or it was a helluva fart lmfao

[millerinulster]

think your a bit of a retard for recordin this. ok, so the guy has a speech problem, who gives you the right to mock him. get a life

[WhatCantWeDo]

Funny as fuck best video on YouTube

[ImRatherTall]

Did someone shoot you?

[JafoolyTing]

MAN ORGASM AT 0.36

[LaurenAllgroveTV]

@JafoolyTing LOOOOL!!

[ChloeXlover]

@JafoolyTing hahahahaahha

[jakhaw122]

@JafoolyTing haaaahahahahaahaaaahahhaa

[PICKUPMYSOAP]

@JafoolyTing LOL jizz on the screen

[davieboy09xbl1]

@JafoolyTing lol

[garywilton1980]

@JafoolyTing Brilliant!!!!! hahahahahahahaha

[Vahkahron]

I hate myself for not reading top rated comment first..

[Vahkahron]

I don't see the point in your title, everyone on that show is a retard, the only time you should point out the person is if they're normal

[SluzBag1993]

"Retard on Jeremy Kyle Show"; anyone who has ever seen 2 episodes of these will know that the majority of people, including the audience, are retards.

[finnian123]

That is one ressesion ass camera.

[CharlieLol95]

Who bursts out laugthing making that sound WTF LOL!?

[CharlieLol95]

im sorry its so funnyy hahahahhaah!

[CharlieLol95]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, EEEUUGGGHHHH. Fucking hell that sound made my day. one last LOL, im still laughting while i type this LOL fucking hell that was funny...

[CharlieLol95]

LOL at that sound.

[mrFragaz]

lol EEUUUH

[WeWillNotGoQuietly]

So having something wrong with his voice or teeth makes him a retard? You sick fucking stupid little son of a bitch. Im not suprized, because your an Ignorant little girl

[AlmightyGidge5991]

@WeWillNotGoQuietly Your stupid mate. Your lips, my ass, they should meet. You put SON of a bitch, then you call him a girl, how does that work then ?

[CassieP89]

get a better tv you poor crap

[cozener1]

These people need help not Kyle sticking his moral nose in.

[MrTotalWar100]

I looked at the comments before watching the video, and when I heard that noise I literally LOL'ed xD!!

[Fakeblad]

sounded like Hulk having an orgasm

[bethb1993]

I'm not being funny but over 95% of people that go on this show are retarded.

[Crater56]

@bethb1993 *100%

[MrCarpetwheel]

@bethb1993

The whole100% are retarded, including "pin neck" Jeremy, and the audience seem like androids!

I believe most of his shows are staged for entertainment purposes!

[MrMatdalegend]

@bethb1993 and the other 5% are lost

[MrMatdalegend]

@bethb1993 You're not being funny, you're being kind. I would've said at least 99%

[WORLD8NSH5KNIGHT1]

@bethb1993

So are 95% of people that watch it.

[bethb1993]

@WORLD8NSH5KNIGHT1 oh is that why you're looking jeremy kyle on youtube?

[TheBrokenKatana]

I reckon that the sound is his orgasm noise. "YEA, YEA, YEAAAAA BLAURGHT!?

[dieselboy87]

sounds like he is getting punched in the gut by mike tyson

[djparnate]

BABY RUFF

[mixedUpMilz]

you could pretty much put Retard on jeremy kyl for evey show

[MoiLuvinYa]

LMFAO! 

[infernodood3]

rofl

[IronJamesz]

LOL



[Blargman57]

Yeah....BLAURGHT!

[dieselboy87]

@Blargman57 LMAO

[trackmedixuk]

LMAO 

[TalonMercenary]

0:36 LOOOOOOOOOL

[Davyleek]

lol looks like sloth from the fuckin goonies , Hey You Guys

[leerud69]

i think the person makin this vid was busy having a shit in a potty at 0:36.

[crofty565]

@leerud69 lmao

[winchuni22]

I think she gave birth to another child at 0:36!

[oILLuSiiOnZv]

0:36 = HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

[PaulTheRebel]

Poo!

[zulukydd]

0:36 he tried not to laugh

[Njrussell422]

i think its a sneeze... 0:36

[honkydudeman]

is it true that some people are so retarded +pathetic they actually watch +record kyle with a shitty mobile phone ?????that cant be true surely ???????????????????

[HotGaSoLine]

LOL Jeremy Kyle is for retarded ones, so...unbelievable there is so many stupid people in the world that pay cable for seeing this kind of shows...

[mysticelf12]

@HotGaSoLine This show helps people with their lives, you little faggot. Just because you couldn't qualify for the show because you're too fucking fat to fit in the building, ha, I bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull.

[HotGaSoLine]

@mysticelf12 i wonder how stupid ca you be...peak i mean..any answear will count..

P.S. youre qualifyed for show and suck my dick, off course!

[mysticelf12]

@HotGaSoLine Use some proper grammar, you queer little cockney chav. I am not qualified for the show as I am only 15, not 16. So go out and drink some Cola with your hardcore chav mates.