ASIMO - All New Features 2011

[Banjaxinate]

I can see the obvious advantages for those in need of aid, such as the elderly and the handicapped, but I don't expect them to start replacing wait staff at my local Applebee's any time soon. Too slow and clumsy.

[rdenton93]

@DiepSpartan119 And Tsunamis.

[hardToSignUpHere]

what's at the back, a jetpack?

[Sawingleon]

If would be good if they upgraded him to be able to free run and chase for the police!

[error53X]

how much is it (or he) ?

[phtmexplo]

@error53X not for sale (yet). Expect very high price for this high technology when it comes out.

[rojo40]

hahahaha the flask opening XD imagine you're dying and you need a pill hahahaha

[stinky472]

The way it runs is awesome. It's like robo-retard.

[Mitjitsu]

I was expecting Asimo to give us the finger.

[BlackzSmoke]

Wow all it probably needs now is intelligence.

[Soooooooooooonicable]

I really wish I lived in a time when this sort of stuff was a part of my daily life. I'll probably be dead before things get like this.

[radiexa]

I love ASIMO!!

[0OsubjectiveReality]

but, does it blend?

[theseatoachisel]

Now figure out a way for me to have sex with it!

[XstuffXil3]

fuck it's shity stupid voice!

why do they teach it how to speak Japanese?

teach it English .!

[Calvanator]

@XstuffXil3

not nice voice, mainly coz i dont understand it so all i hear is an annoying voice.

but look at it like this if you speak english and yoou built the asimo, would you programme it to speak italian. ehh no i don't think so. lol

jap manufacturor, jap language. :)

[Soooooooooooonicable]

@XstuffXil3 Wow, are you really that retarded?

[phtmexplo]

@XstuffXil3 And why English ? Honda is a Japanese brand ...

[XstuffXil3]

@phtmexplo i know!

but this robot is for all the world not only for Japan

[DJBailor]

Its a little slow, needs vtec

[Philinglish]

irobot, here we come... without the evil ones

[NAOCIA007]

They should make him able to get up on his own that's a very crucial thing to do just in case he falls down and nobody is there to help him.

[pingo949]

@Dreiviertel they should make him waterproof!

[Dreiviertel]

What if it rains?

[PENISINTHAANUS]

4:42 i like this new feature "if you know what i mean"

[SYN7HOR]

This is seriously impressive. No other humanoid robot is even close to this.

[DivinelyDeluded]

RUN ASIMO RUN !

[DiepSpartan119]

Japanese is way smarter than america because in USA people keep getting facebook fight and drug war but in asia its peaceful they love video games and robots and street race in tokyo or hong kong so yeah asia is the highest population like billions of people

[Sampson712]

@DiepSpartan119 You sir win the stupidest comment of the day.

[DiepSpartan119]

@Sampson712 you are stupid go get cancer

[DontBeAFreak0K]

@DiepSpartan119 In asia the people are really creepy

[monsterenergyBMXbike]

Im scared this things going to rape me in the middle of the night... Stupid americans, we cant make any thing cool, only the asians can... ITS NOT FAIR!

[stevethestick12]

im scared what if it kicks me in the balls

[kloseheart666]

de japon vendran los adroides q nos destruiran a todos....jejejeje q miedo....

[tonycgreenz]

I can't get over the fact that it walks like a thief.... hahahahahahaha ... lmao....

[Max140165]

i wish i could speak japanese!

[vtnsx]

wtf only run at 9km/hr? weak it needs to run faster than a cheetah

[grey7895]

@4:44 Double blowjob?

[PackOfPeterJackson]

The 2012 asimo has a penus installed.

[benjiboypoo]

and so the rebellion began....

with this, the ancient spirit living under McDonalds could rise up with an army of robots.

[nash1344]

seriously.. can this thing drive a car? machines using machines

[anythingforadollar]

Place the lid top down, stupid robot!!

[lyles32386]

WE ARE NOW ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!!!

[AnunnakiThe1]

japan , japan lol , they have mastered robotics , whats next ?

[ThatHockeyMaskGuy]

@AnunnakiThe1 ROBOTS THAT CAN TENTACLE RAPE!

[Ddeessoolloozz]

they used Vocaloid for the voices lmao

[casinogiant]

do they have this in english

[JoeRnCT]

Michael Jackson probably tried to buy one that is anatomically correct.

[JoeRnCT]

Looks like it's trying to sneak around and hope nobody sees it.

[Icecube5285]

OHHH THATS SOO FUCKING COOOOLLL

[Sk8er9511]

Now... re-engineer it.... straighter legs... streamline it... make it jump higher... make it lighter, stronger faster, and make the foot have 2 joints... ankles and toes

[ThatHockeyMaskGuy]

@Sk8er9511 This.

[PocketDrummer]

6:47 Ha, he doesn't heel strike. I guess the robot already runs better than most people.

[Esoparagon]

I love Asimo. :P

[elwingofwind]

Asimo is my favorite robot. How he has come so far in development is amazing and inspiring for those hoping to go into robotics one day.

I can't wait to see what they can have him do next.

[podvoodoo13]

Asimo, the robot that will make the world more awesome and the people more lazy and fat.

[Gmoooba]

@podvoodoo13 While other people are dying of starvation, many die in wars, most can never afford anything remotely like asimo, nor ever understand how it works. Go to a third world country, and you won't see that many fat people - on the contrary. Even the dogs are skinny to the bone.

[dacch100]

kataog iutogaos kodkw swoeor dint understand nothing arigato

[ToddGraziano]

like a ninja

[jackspicer666chack]

6:27

its the "i really need to poop" run

[1PintLasher]

In the future every pint will have the perfect head

[AlmightyWatashi]

It walks just like me when a room is full of women

[bumperboy]

ONe day they will get pissed off at being slaves and turn on us all!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

[zsdg34]

They should have made ASIMO a little taller and the old ASIMO'S did not have that annoying sound when they moved!, also it moves very slow.

[ThatHockeyMaskGuy]

@zsdg34 Yeah, I would prefer six/five foot tall ASIMO's as it would be easier to program things into it with a better anatomy, 

[SteelBustingBiker]

This is the real answer to dangerous situations like Bio, Nuclear and deadly radiation accidents. Send in a autonomous robots into areas deadly to humans beings. Remember, robots can be cleaned upped and reuse for another accident.

[Gmoooba]

@SteelBustingBiker Yeah, the answer: "Let's stop using dangerous, polluting, radiating technology" is not real enough. The real answer is: "Let's just make robots to send into dangerous areas so we won't have to change our dangerous lifestyles!". Btw, it's "cleaned up", not "cleaned upped", and "re-used", not "reuse".

[SteelBustingBiker]

@Gmoooba Oh no! Another HoMo cruising Youtube for those "Grammatical Thugs"! Please ignore your "English 101" assignment using the Internet as a learning tool. But, if excites you to haunt fun loving commenting folks like us, have at it. Myself? Just like to hit the keys without caring what you HoMo types think. Still, laughing at you doing the Greenpeace thing. I is my hope you refuse the prostate radiation treatment not liking when they stick the rod Up-Yo-Ass? Yet, you might like it loser!

[heinzie5]

4:44 to see asimo sucking off 2 japanese businessmen at once.

[JAMHAEL]

for some time i belived the japanese have hidden in mt. fuji some gundams or an army of robots.

now, seeing this, i REALLY BELIEVE that the japanese have power armors, fighting giant robots, and all that kind of stuff.

[ethansavoy]

So when can I buy one!?!?!?!?

[mechreports1]

see this ryt there proves that soon there will be robots doin all kinds of things for us and for the pervs..... yes probly that too... :/ but yeh that would be soo cool having robots walking around everywhere like chobits thumbs up for chobits!!

[alanbeatzzz]

i want to see this in 2030

[MikiJackie]

His voice sound like a vocaloid

[TehEpicness12349]

What happens of you run at it with a spear shouting BAANNZZZIAAAIII?

[Darien331]

@TehEpicness12349 It fucking kicks your ass :D

[jettmadrid]

@TehEpicness12349 It roundhouse kicks you and says "Chucku Norris!!!"

[ThatHockeyMaskGuy]

@jettmadrid LOL.

[baalisgod666]

@TehEpicness12349 There's an App for that!

[FAProductions236]

I wish his voice wasn't so annoying

[bodygloveman]

awesome, now make it speak english

[icpcool1]

@bodygloveman it can but not in this video

[vyero]

combine this, with this: watch?v=zIuF5DcsbKU and you will have an incredible realistic droid.... creepy

[ILoveDominikaDetko]

I do like Ashimo a lot with more development I think

Honda will have the first Robot

who is capable of doing household help.

Ashimo is developed in very many aspects:

Language, Intelligent, very Self-employed,

Interaction with Room, Objects and Individuals also got very nice kinetics.

I think there is no further developed Robot then Ashimo so do not give up the good work.

[ThatHockeyMaskGuy]

@ILoveDominikaDetko They first need to change his voice and anatomy. A robot as short as him cannot reach cabinets and high objects which would be an issue if he were to become an household object.

[CorvetteBG]

Hehe i would love the day when robots could go work instead of us and we could get the money xD, perfect world..

[Chaternal]

I wish their voice wasn't so anoying

[maxpowers518]

I wish one of these came with my Civic.

[AirTrio]

As long as these engineers keep working with the full support of Honda, Asimos kind has no other direction but improvement. 100 years ago this was just a fantasy. Today, even though it's already a reality, idiot humans still don't appreciate the hard work that goes with it's creation and gradual improvements. Idiots laughed at the first airplane. Time will come when bots will be too important to humans that it's no longer funny but too necessary for human needs just like the airplane.

[ithepie55]

I think it's more incredible that the Japanese have already perfected human cloning.

[rock90123]

@ithepie55 theyre actually different people, pie. The Japanese have not perfected, or even attempted human cloning

[udoloh]

That's arigato Mr. Roboto please.

[MrSentientSimian]

Asimo's just sitting in his cubicle and the guy in next cubicle yells over:

"Hey Asimo! Guess what I'm gonna do! Walk up some stairs! Yeah, not that special really is it?"

[Skajulian]

why does he walk like he needs to take a shit?



[davehayes2204]

@Skajulian thats how good he is, he acrualy does need a shit. you should see it wipe it ass!

[Zerothehero69]

Good, good...

Now give it an assault rifle and some protective armor and you'll get a terminator!

[ulfy01]

I for one, welcome our new droid overlords.

[Ev0MR9]

Asimo voice reminds me of "The Tachikomas"... Made me nostalga all over this place

[mattBcollier94]

Also, I might add that this would be the most awesome place to work. Having these little dudes walking around doing random acts of basic things.

[mattBcollier94]

This is fucking amazing. I searched youtube with hopes that I would learn we were making progress in such. However, my expectations were far surpassed. Thumbs up humanity.

[goku4113]

Amazing! Keep improving ASIMO!

[adam78180]

Aww those cute Asian ladies! But they all look the same... :O

[Pablo123456x]

He walks with such a good attitude!

[kmm559]

But will it blend.... me a smoothie?

[TheLoneCh33sburger]

@kmm559 I see what you did there. :D

[mrjavawy]

How about a human as a door greeter? I think that makes sense.

[Wombleonastick]

@mrjavawy Because robot door greeters are awesome? I'd go any pub or restaurant that had Asimo greeting me :D

[doosierty100]

This is amazing!

[LemonatedOrange]

This guy reminds me of The Sims so much.

[LemonatedOrange]

Also why is it so short? Might as well attach a beard to it, give it a pickaxe, and call it D.W.A.R.F.

[LemonatedOrange]

Alright, time to learn robotics, take that thing, make a military version of it, mass produce it into an army, and rule the whole damn world. NOTHING CAN STOP ME MUAHAHAHAHA.....

Man, I need to lay off the weed.

[AshilanRulez]

Why does it walk like it needs to poo?

[GoofytheDoof]

If Southpark rednecks saw this their reaction will be: Those damn robots are To Take Our Jobs. :D

[syanngilroy]

it makes me feel sad, they will develop personal feelings and be seen as emotionless - whats artificial can become real, look what we've done already.

[BaileysGFX]

i want one of them

[yklct]

ASIMO, é show!!!!! parece um alienigenazinho!kkkkkk a HONDA é FERA!!!!!

[CHEEBnRUN]

Can't wait to see it drive a civic with standard transmission



[Lozaneando]

@CHEEBnRUN ek9 civic vs tsuchiya

[edstar83]

I knew C3PO was real.

[Alehandrium]

А в декабре они поработят весь мир :(

[DSDMovies]

"Please take a seat."

"No, I'm ok thanks."

*SNARL* "You have 10 seconds to comply"

"Ok, ok!" *sits*

"YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS COMPLY!"

[PCSX1000]

can i have one?

[Mikeado66]

7:08 - 7:24 - Robot Rave!!

[iHateMyLifeGr]

Why does it say "ishimasu" in the end of every sentence?

I don't speak japanese, what does this mean^

[formeandyou83]

And next they will build robot soldiers and use them against ourselfes...

[boredism88]

god... you just need to put a skin on it and its practicly a real person

[maxxehdood]

1:51 she left him hanging :(

[LordTetsuoShima]

FUUUUTUUUURREEEEE!!!

[nemesysMTC]

I love them.. Even if they eventually becomes Cylones. Its our future to stand side by side. I can feel it.

[lvl102cbman]

For the part where the robot unscrews the bottle and pours the drink into the cup, why does it move so slowly? You would think that they could just accelerate the speed at which the cap is unscrewed, set down etc.

[mrfizzzzzzzy]

1:07 robot: wtf??. XD

[MrPhotoHawke]

It looks like an astronaut when it's jumping in slow motion

[ace00000000]

damn robotic language ;).

[Kreciunku]

i would like show one of them on every salon HONDA, helping the dealer.

[wargarkaz]

Asimo is a midget

[CubitoRockeroXD]

Japonesas ... <3!!! (Ah si perdon ASIMO es la ley XD!)

[djsuikke]

Not sure which I'm more impressed with, the physical movement or the voice recognition and voice synthesizing

[T3R3Z1T3R3Z1]

Ohhh god... You know it's bad when you haven't studied Japanese at all and you understood everything they said...

[drycthnath]

dude why jump... easy bitch he runs fast!

[adamichi28]

Please walk faster and you're perfect!

[Altonbr1]

I would like to see what he does in 10 years.

[chocotastic1]

CRUSHING HUMAN SKULL AFTER IT DENIES A COMMAND.

[DaBestBrony]

@chocotastic1 That's dumb, it follows a ASIMOV lawset. It cannot harm a human.

[fulliceman0001]

9:17 GOAL!!!

[JJO117]

SUBTITLES PLZ

[icarusxyz]

so adorable <3

[GabrielCx2]

omfg!.. theyre going to kill us in a few years!. matrix! terminator!. wall-e!.

[Booth612]

They look so human it unreal by the way what is the lil creepy white thing

[BGH122]

From the 'As Seen On' widget, I have deduced that Al Qaeda are planning to use robots in their next attack wave.

[BGH122]

Congratulations. You made a robot that walks everywhere like it's shit itself.

[mayacool]

year 2011 asimo

year 2015 asimo mk3

year 2020 Noisy boy

[Vesiapina]

@mayacool I prefer Atom. :)

[xaminexmusicx]

I love these robots their adorable, i want want so much

[TheSmokekoke]

1:10 You are a bitch!

You are good for fuck!

And you are a bitch good to fuck!

[MeSoCekC]

When are they going to come out with Real Steel robots?

[starwarsman31]

sweet

[xXJustAnotherGuyXx]

This is amazing i want this thing. If only it could speak english.

[MGPjay98MCR]

ha this is better than my wife

[guess6more]

ASIMO!!! MAKE ME A FUCKING SANDWICH!!

[arthilion]

this makes me nervous xd

[xXrobertklaasXx]

Nice.. 2 hours for an orange juice.. not the best waitress..

[bartman464]

4:44 "i also love to suck tits"

[alfredopastafy]

that thing walks like it is about to take a shit.

[thecosmosisgreat]

Now I am depressed because a robot is a better host than me, speaks e language better than me and even does sign language better than me...I think it runs even faster than I do...Certainly longer since I smoke!

[xKevox2]

@thecosmosisgreat Drain it's battery then you'll have the upper hand!

[PoisonWar]

So.. does ir randomly go around kicking balls and serving drinks?

Does it take commands? Maybe a remote?

[shamarone]

can you imagine what watching this video must be like for someone who was maybe locked away in prison...? or waking up from a comma after 20 years...? TOTAL MIND FUKK...!!!

[thesaber903]

what is it doing this automaticaly or is there someone controlling it?