"Hey look, right now I'm in a great fucking mood. You wait till I'm cooped up on that thing for awhile your not gonna be smiling your gonna be running for that fucking jail cell!"
"Because you're a fuckin' criminal and you deserve to go where you're goin', and I'm gonna take you there. And if I hear any more shit out of you, I'm gonna fuckin' bust your head, and I'm gonna put you back in that fuckin' hole, and I'm gonna stick your head in the fuckin' toilet bowl and I'm gonna make it stay there!"
"If I hear anymore sh%$ outta yuz, Ima fu%$in bust yer head and I ma putcha back in that fu%$in hole and Ima stick yer head in that fu%$in toilet bowl and Im gonna make it stay there!"
"Thats the info you got eh? Well i tell ya what...you better start getting more personal in your business or Im gonna stab you through the heart with a fucking pencil you understand?" LMAO love how violent they are
Ah, okay, thanks, I never heard the term. So why is it called that? I guess the lobster is "surf", because lobster comes from the sea. So why is steak called "turf"?
Surf 'n' Turf is a main course particularly common in British pubs and North American steakhouses which combines seafood and meat, usually Scampi, American lobster tail or shrimp and steak. The term originated along the Atlantic coast of North America. Surf 'n' Turf epitomizes culinary kitsch: "the point...is to maximize hedonistic extravagance" by ordering the two most expensive things on the menu; that is, the menu is guided not by aesthetic concerns, but for the sake of vulgar display.
Excellent. Very informative. Thank you. However, still doesn't explain why it's called "Surf 'n' Turf". I already offered an explanation of "surf", so I'm going to guess that "turf" is simply because cows are raised on pastures, which, in contrast to the sea, is "turf".
The only reason I can think of for beef being "turf" is that cows are raised in pastures (like you said) and it is the only thing close to describing beef that rhymes with "surf."
Did I say not to? People like you really do tend to forget that, beyond the delivery, the line itself -- like many lines in the movie -- is very funny, and the credit for that deserves to go to the screenwriter. I see dozens of comments praising De Niro, but NOT ONE praising the screenwriter, and he deserves far better than that. De Niro made this movie good because he was given good material.
I like the way Charles Grodin (Jonathan Mardukas) reacts on the plane. Robert DeNiro (Jack Walsh) locks him in the bathroom. He was going to stick his head in the toilet bowl and make it stay there. Hahaha.
"..now I'm gonna tell you something - I want this guy taken out and I want him taken out fast - You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a fucking pencil!"
the timeframe here doesn't fit well. If it was dark in LA that would mean it was at least 7:00 PM there, and they would have to be getting on a plane right then to make midnight. Which they were not. Also if it was a domestic flight they would be way more likely to fly out of LaGuardia
dennis farina is sick
MaxCorbeaux 3 days ago
"Hey look, right now I'm in a great fucking mood. You wait till I'm cooped up on that thing for awhile your not gonna be smiling your gonna be running for that fucking jail cell!"
CloudtheLastSoldier 1 week ago
and I'm gonna make it stay there
Armando7654 3 weeks ago
that agent is a fool if he didn't know his badge was gone..come on now..lol movies
seppukuification925 1 month ago
is this moron # 1?
Put moron # 2 on the phone...
LMAO!
Yesiilikedrumso0 2 months ago
4:06 hahahahahhaah what a face,classic De Niro face
MrArsenalist 2 months ago
"You get up and throw up and socialize and mingle. That's fine. Better class of people. Your class....Probably all embezzlers too." ROFL
EricLynchSucks 4 months ago
i dont think this is legal, theres no air, such an under rated and under used actor
youngybhoy1988 4 months ago
Tony.. He aint mad at me is he? LMAO
bizzleone1 5 months ago
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colfamatt 5 months ago
THIS CALLS FOR A CELEBRATION!!!... I'll get some donuts.. and call the mob so you get put out of business
wickedjesterboi 6 months ago
you and that other dummy better get more personally involved with your work or im gonna stab you through the heart with a fuggin pencil...
HYPDOGG3 6 months ago
THESE THINGS GO DOWN!
ThespyXD 7 months ago
WALSH GOT THE DUKE!
ThespyXD 7 months ago
Haha this part ends on a high note!
Harmonator1000 8 months ago
Great soundtrack!!!!
porcelaincougar 9 months ago 3
@porcelaincougar Yeah it definitely is a good soundtrack.
Harmonator1000 8 months ago
I LUV 2 TRAVEL BY TRAIN........LMAO
icekoldnigga 9 months ago
I gonna stab you in the heart with a fuckin pencil .... hysterical ... dennis farina...he had some great lines in this flick
JerichoDitch2 9 months ago 2
4 people are going to suffer from fistaphobia if they don't cooperate.
7beers 10 months ago
you fuck wid me once gonna break your neck lol what a classic film
MrVxr786 11 months ago
are all you guys named mosley?
HYPDOGG3 11 months ago
dayum I take it 1st class was the shit back in the day. Went on a recent first class trip on us airways...SUCKED.
Yesiilikedrumso0 11 months ago
i'm gonna bust your head, put you back in that f**king hole, stick your head in the F**king toilet bowl and make it stay there
TheLadyman218 1 year ago
"Because you're a fuckin' criminal and you deserve to go where you're goin', and I'm gonna take you there. And if I hear any more shit out of you, I'm gonna fuckin' bust your head, and I'm gonna put you back in that fuckin' hole, and I'm gonna stick your head in the fuckin' toilet bowl and I'm gonna make it stay there!"
antihostile 1 year ago 12
@antihostile - lol
ChuckyDoll10 1 year ago
I know this is a bold statement but I honestly think this is Robert Deniros best full range acting performance. He does it all here.
aitraining 1 year ago 2
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The best Part STARTS at 9:08.
MattySlimz 1 year ago
The best Part STARTS at 9:08.
MattySlimz 1 year ago
gret movie,good cemistary between these two.
yassigole 1 year ago
jimmy ray weeeks was in this and frantic 2 of the best films of 1988!! well done jimmy
knownpleasures 1 year ago
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min 7:28 "You and dat other dummy better start gettin more personally involved in your work or I'ma stab ya true da heart wif a fu%$in pencil"
XD!!! Thats what my IHOP supervisor always tells me n the guys...This is great sh$#! Good fu%$in dialoge in this flick.
RideMyBMW 1 year ago
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RideMyBMW 1 year ago
"You fuck with me once, and I'm gonna break ya neck." LOL - Great movie.
LeftyZurdoGaucher 1 year ago
good movie i was triyng tu watch the movie run but couldnt find it so then i just watched this
oOSHOCKZOo 1 year ago
robert de niro said fuck lol
godzilla19892012 1 year ago
"A better class of people...........your class..probably all embezzlers too!"
danstrummer 1 year ago
who the fuck watches this far into this movie and rates it a 1-star? oh yeah an rat asshole-licker
smp156 1 year ago
" come fly with me, come fly all way " lol
cygaene 1 year ago
7:00 Awsome moment of silence :D
Alladin1984 1 year ago
sir, that must mean walsh has your identification.
brilliant. tell me this guy is not running for congress.
cpufightclub 1 year ago
y dont u get the lobster.. i can get a little surf and turf action goin LOL
mlballer88 1 year ago
"I love to travel by train." "
What do you think this is a class trip?"
Classic
sarnow76 1 year ago
lol "this call for celebration....i'll get some doughnuts"
Alxmir23 1 year ago
Gee, that's too bad. I really like you.
Sector806 1 year ago
"If I hear anymore sh%$ outta yuz, Ima fu%$in bust yer head and I ma putcha back in that fu%$in hole and Ima stick yer head in that fu%$in toilet bowl and Im gonna make it stay there!"
XD!!! Epic fu%$in DeNiro sh%$
muthafu%$aaaazzz...Who the fu%$ wrote
this screenplay ?
RideMyBMW 2 years ago
@RideMyBMW George Gallo wrote it.
Sector806 1 year ago
@RideMyBMW who the fuck teached you english
jamsey700 1 year ago
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"who the fuck teached you english" - jamsey700
Who the fu$# rattled your cage, beeatch! Now do like yer Mom n go fetch me
the paper ya crack hoe and git me a fu%$in beer while yer at it.
RideMyBMW 1 year ago
STFU beeatch n fetch me my fu%$in slippers ya crack hoe@jamsey700
RideMyBMW 1 year ago
@jamsey700 FYI, it's taught, not teached.
DexChick90 1 year ago
@DexChick90 FYI. It's teached in UK.
jamsey700 1 year ago
@jamsey700 well good for u guys
DexChick90 1 year ago
@DexChick90 why goed for us guys?
jamsey700 1 year ago
@jamsey700
Only if you're illiterate!
Avillageidiot59 1 year ago
"I'ma stab true da heart wif a fu%$in pencil"
XD!!! This is great sh$#! Good fu%$in dialoge on this.
RideMyBMW 2 years ago
haha
Is This moron #1? Put moron #2 on the phone.
Yeah jimmy, he's right here...
blood4life885 2 years ago 4
who you think you're traveling with, a fucking NOVICE? lmfao
TylerDibbz 2 years ago
or am ganna stab u through the hart with a fuckin pencil l m a o u understand me lol hey tony he aint mad at me is he .. lol this movie is jokes
MoonKeepa 2 years ago
Excellent English.
Bananaandapples2008 2 years ago
"I tell you what, if you dont co- operate, you're going to suffer from fistophobia" LOL.
filmgeek22 2 years ago 9
"Thats the info you got eh? Well i tell ya what...you better start getting more personal in your business or Im gonna stab you through the heart with a fucking pencil you understand?" LMAO love how violent they are
DudasMiska 2 years ago 2
5:38...that smile is priceless...these two are together are HILARIOUS! Definitely a top 5 movie for me!
DexChick90 2 years ago
fistphobia LOL
love thattt
yajennifer 2 years ago 3
One question that's never addressed is how Jack knew that the guy he caught was the right guy.
TheComedyfan123 2 years ago
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KiloByte69 2 years ago
..."these things go down--these things go down!! It's too big--it's too big!! It can't go up!!..."---LOL.
DiGiTaLdAzEDM 2 years ago 2
Is this moron No. 1 ?
Put moron No. 2 on the phone.
nethrit 2 years ago 3
Fistaphobia!
OriginalHazeBX 2 years ago
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yamila68 2 years ago
How is steak + lobster "surf 'n' turf"? Anyone understand that one?
7beers 2 years ago
What do you mean? That's what surf 'n' turf is. It's lobster and steak on one dish.
fyfytj 2 years ago
Ah, okay, thanks, I never heard the term. So why is it called that? I guess the lobster is "surf", because lobster comes from the sea. So why is steak called "turf"?
7beers 2 years ago
Surf 'n' Turf is a main course particularly common in British pubs and North American steakhouses which combines seafood and meat, usually Scampi, American lobster tail or shrimp and steak. The term originated along the Atlantic coast of North America. Surf 'n' Turf epitomizes culinary kitsch: "the point...is to maximize hedonistic extravagance" by ordering the two most expensive things on the menu; that is, the menu is guided not by aesthetic concerns, but for the sake of vulgar display.
yamila68 2 years ago
Excellent. Very informative. Thank you. However, still doesn't explain why it's called "Surf 'n' Turf". I already offered an explanation of "surf", so I'm going to guess that "turf" is simply because cows are raised on pastures, which, in contrast to the sea, is "turf".
7beers 2 years ago
The only reason I can think of for beef being "turf" is that cows are raised in pastures (like you said) and it is the only thing close to describing beef that rhymes with "surf."
10Bones01 2 years ago
True. Smurf doesn't cut it.
7beers 2 years ago
"Why don't you get a lobster because then i get a little surf and turf action goin" Hahaha Love De Niro!
GunsNRosesGal46 2 years ago 2
Why not give credit to the person who actually wrote the line.
7beers 2 years ago
Why not give credit to the person who made the line funny?
GunsNRosesGal46 2 years ago
Did I say not to? People like you really do tend to forget that, beyond the delivery, the line itself -- like many lines in the movie -- is very funny, and the credit for that deserves to go to the screenwriter. I see dozens of comments praising De Niro, but NOT ONE praising the screenwriter, and he deserves far better than that. De Niro made this movie good because he was given good material.
7beers 2 years ago 2
You're very true,thanks for making me realize that. Cheers!
GunsNRosesGal46 2 years ago
9:44-9:53 hahahahah
funny deniro
FMEGAIIIOI 2 years ago
oh yeah lol
vintage de niro
baroqueboy15 2 years ago
"I'll give you whatever you want"
"Start by shutting up"
Classic!
theporksicle 2 years ago
Classic! Thanks for this upload!
CelticAsian 2 years ago 2
I like the way Charles Grodin (Jonathan Mardukas) reacts on the plane. Robert DeNiro (Jack Walsh) locks him in the bathroom. He was going to stick his head in the toilet bowl and make it stay there. Hahaha.
spinarooney97 2 years ago
"you can't take a prisoner on a commercial flight of he doesn't want to fly -you should know that !"--unlikely plot device
tumadoireacht 2 years ago
you're gonna suffer from fistaphobia...hahaha
TheMets2009 2 years ago 26
Is this moron # 1? Put moron # 2 on the phone! lol
olesya999 2 years ago 35
Tony... he ain't mad at me, is he?????
7beers 2 years ago 3
lol that too!
olesya999 2 years ago
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@olesya999 lol. "you and that other dummy...."
aitraining 1 year ago
@olesya999 Too funny!
KellyGreen5555 1 year ago
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I know. lol. The dialogs in this movie are priceless!!!
olesya999 1 year ago
@olesya999 hahahahaha. Love that part.
nflrush1 7 months ago
Say what you want about the mafia, but they know how to motivate their employees.
elshiksa 2 years ago
@elshiksa. Maybe, that is why so many old athletes did so well back in the day.
Ariamaluum 1 month ago
just about everybody sufferes from Fist a Phobia
batfinger 2 years ago
I get some donuts......
I'm eating dinner whatta you want?
juanchito26 2 years ago
Everytime someone's in a festive mood I always use the line "hey maybe I oughta get some doughnuts or somethin' huh?"
levanyzzuf 2 years ago
"..now I'm gonna tell you something - I want this guy taken out and I want him taken out fast - You and that other dummy better start getting more personally involved in your work, or I'm gonna stab you through the heart with a fucking pencil!"
yonimiller 3 years ago
haha he can't fly!
grosslyclever 3 years ago
I love how they play that bluesey tune every time they show Agent Mosley.
LOL
Best movie.
dunskie 3 years ago 6
also that cart should not be in front of them for takeoff, that stuff needs to be tied down
Srd1126 3 years ago
the timeframe here doesn't fit well. If it was dark in LA that would mean it was at least 7:00 PM there, and they would have to be getting on a plane right then to make midnight. Which they were not. Also if it was a domestic flight they would be way more likely to fly out of LaGuardia
Srd1126 3 years ago
STFU!!!!!! Just enjoy the f'in classic movie!!!
7beers 3 years ago
you. Who says you can't enjoy a movie but find the flaws. DiNiro always wants to get hos acting just right so the rest should be as well
Srd1126 3 years ago
very nice man i never noticed that your very smart thanks for noticing that i never noticed that flaw in the scene
jakesaintsrow123 3 years ago
Is this moron number 1? Put moron number 2 on the phone. LMFAO!
bodieofci5 3 years ago 5
what a rat jerry is.
xFoxxyxLadyx 3 years ago 2
wow that pilot had some guts to give an FBI agent a lecture!!
johnc310 3 years ago
'fistophobia' lol awesome film!!!
johnc310 3 years ago 5
De Niro makes it awesome.
Nomoredrama2000 3 years ago
Nah, EVERYONE makes it awesome.
7beers 3 years ago
wonder if Mardukas shits his pants.
IoSonoUomo 3 years ago
"I can't fly"
"Nah nah no you're gonna have to do better than that pal."
"No I don't have to do better than that because it's the truth I can't fly. I suffer from aviaphobia."
"What does that mean?"
"It means I can't fly .."
ROFL
insanity21376 3 years ago
AM Track doesnt go out of Grand Central
ady102 3 years ago
Fuck with me once and i'll break your neck..LOL
Love this movie :)
sxcbottom 3 years ago 2
"I'll tell what, if you don't cooperate, you're gonna suffer from Fistophobia." Nice!
Thank you, Legacy999.
You can smell the cheese coming up from Joe Pantoliano's character.
olliemacks 3 years ago 2
Warms my Heart to read all the comments on this GREAT-GREAAAAAT Movie! Love it!
yonimiller 3 years ago 2
i forgot how great Dennis Farina was in this. love this film!
mattingly17 3 years ago 2
yaphet khotto is sublime in this. what a wonderful movie.
tumadoireacht 3 years ago 3
love this movie.
vandergraaf56 3 years ago 2