譚玉瑛教你一個連小學生也能明白的道理 (林公公聽著)

[jessehohk]

咁似而家選特首既情況既......是錯覺嗎?= =

[canon0301]

嗚謝大律師公會4次發聲明反對遞補機制

[andy93813]

講下D無關大義既野，呢班同學有得「以幾票之差」決定輸贏咩？

[TheArnoldLOL]

有21個禮義廉不喜歡

[mccarl310]

唐唐同學去左廁所



[MrLiukk]

我投票給第一位, 代表我支持第一位同時亦代表我不支持其他的人, 請不要把第二順位的人補上, 因為不支持第二位的選民, 比支持第二位的選民還要多! 請緊記!!!

[bigfatdick5000]

譚玉瑛 在TVB的資歷 已經是等同 一級大姐大的地位， 跟六叔平起平坐。

[36184728]

若論～『厚顏無恥』～ 搞政治嘅人唔會輸俾奸商，作為香港選民真悲哀！騙財騙色都可以報­警，但騙選票呢？

對議員遞補機制，反也好，不反也罷，但條片明顯只係主持照稿讀，­明顯譚玉英姐姐係被人擺上枱造文章，除非係佢個人意願去講，否則­唔好用您地嘅『無恥』沾污佢，強屈人地嘅意願，更何況佢係陪伴我­地八十年代，土生土長嘅香港人成長，請別有用心嘅人自重！



[estatedog]

用遞補機制取代立法會補選

泛民咪有機會坐二望一 輸唔晒噃

[acb55555]

我都想班入面得5個人= = 最少都可以考全班第5

[wilsonkwandragon1]

重選不需錢嗎? 得閒又辭下職, 扭下計, 又想浪費納稅人既錢呀?

[jellyboy00]

@wilsonkwandragon1 補選除左五區公投唔成功之外，仲有其他成功例子架

check 一 check先喇

[Freedomhammer903]

政治野我唔多講

只係睇到有一點...

成班加埋走左果個班長得六個人

佢話差幾票輸左俾人...其實都輸好多

[cpssnorman]

@Freedomhammer903 哈哈　好正　你講得好岩

[225stevencheng]

林公公小學生都不如

[puppetvega]

支持譚玉瑛參選特首

[shinypoon]

其實要解決呢個問題根本好簡單：辭職者該屆完結前不能再選就已經­足夠。但政府就借o的意想乘機收窄民主，搞個乜鬼替補機制，真係­當香港人係傻。

[elainechu611]

個上任班長係轉咗校，即冇資格再選，唔應該話做做吓我同班主任講­我而家辭職，班主任話咁要重選，呢個冇問題，但係辭職嗰個又舉手­話要參選返，咁就真係玩嘢，個班主任肯比你玩一次都人至已盡啦班­長！

[ias251993]

五區公投所費總比政府辦東亞運亂花錢和派六千用億元銀行行政費有­意義得多，況且票站工作人員兼職又可得益！

[000ragnarokPK]

放學ICU 竟有一眾高官甚至特首未諳之大道, 可貴可貴

[pixelr0]

hm... weird video... ok.. just a normal day in japan.. dun dun dun

[a28ful]

諸柔成功爭取班上有普選

2017就係文健聯成功爭取香港有普選

[christf121]

正 lol

[diulaid]

這世界永遠只有自己的意思才算是民意, 因為每個人都自我中心, 莫視其他人, 以為其他人都是有分別, 自己才是最正確的一位, 資本主義下, 沒有真民主可言, 歐美一樣, 他們民主居然有六分一人活在赤貧, 某些人將貪變成合理法, 合法化, 沒有民主可言, 就算一人一票都是愚民把戲, 為的都是利期集團, 誰會理解民生? 貪是人的天性, 但無上限的貪婪是應制止, 最底工資同時, 應否想一下最高工資, 這世界基本資源是足夠滿足所有人所需, 只是上層的人不肯與其他人分享, 自由是可貴, 但有些不明白的人也應先阻止, 後教育, 正如你不再是原始人, 你不會在商場地上拉屎一樣, 教育過, 明白了, 你就不會再做, 也不需要立法不能在地上拉屎.

[GenM124]

抽水味濃

[bowietsang920]

我自己都係打算做老師的人, 非常同意最多LIKE的留言。的確,這不只是同學之間的問題, 你要明白這社會(課室)是獨裁的(中共/老師), 這獨裁者永遠都可以話[同學/人民]未成熟,所以繼續獨裁。其實­要重選的原因非常非常簡單, 因為順位替補就等於原本投票給前議員的納稅人全部失去其投票權(­如果前議員60%票當選,即係60%投票人的票被拿走了,變成一­個小圈子選舉)。我支持原議員不代表我認為第一替補順位是我支持­的議員。萬一我支持第六,七順位的呢?我豈不是連聲音都無埋,公­民權都被剥奪了? 再試想一個情況, 萬一票數分佈是 60% 11% 10.9% 10.1% 8%呢? 那60%入面,只要多幾%人係支持8%那位, 少幾%人支持11%那位, 替補機制就已經成功曲解民意, 最少人支持的當選。

[wavy432]

@bowietsang920 我亦不同意替補機制 , 但我同樣不同意 玩野既班長可以一直重選 , 然後我們找數 !!

[alexlamkw]

我服譚玉瑛,特別係編劇.

[nevileung]

其實，到底五區公投o徒錢D? 定有兩條友選特首仲要我地日日要睇佢地場大龍鳳但一個二個都無份­選o徒錢D ??

[TheFumasterfeng]

@tbt4life that means "Make love to me"...

[chitat9]

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

[armanisai]

林公公既存在都好浪費納稅人既錢，點解佢唔辭職先!?

[ericc129]

香港有太多人埋沒良知只求溫飽 / 短線利益 / 不關心社會嘅人....好開心係呢度見到有咁多有良心嘅人~

[rackee2010]

有17個林公公的朋友不喜歡

[hkmaatv1]

tvb del 1次

我地就back up10次

[popomic]

點解D人成日係到話5區公投係曬錢,.,,搞高鐵搞左6百幾億.­.仲要唔係優惠我地..咁樣唔係仲曬錢咩- -?仲有拎錢坐係立法訓,講廢話.話部CAMERA卡住左隻手既­個班硬膠仔咪仲曬緊你地錢?又唔見你地講...真搞GAG=- =

[wavy432]

@popomic 人地殺人醉屍 , 你就合理可以殺人 ? 點解有人浪費錢 , 浪費錢就會變左合理 ??

話部CAMERA卡住左隻手既­個班硬膠仔洗唔洗用過億養佢地 ? 點解可以用來相題並論 ?

[Yoshuayovel]

@wavy432 用過億養個黑影？唔好啦。

我無諗過政府可以話用億億聲養黑影超值，但覺得搞一場代表香港人­既民主選舉係浪費公帑。

不過政府要養黑影都唔出奇，咁不切實際既小圈子特首選舉都搞到，­仲有咩咁有霸氣既野做唔成？

p.s. 巴打唔好話我唔醒你，如果你爸是李剛，你可以係阿爺個墳到殺人放­火。

[wavy432]

@Yoshuayovel

你確定清楚自己講緊咩野 ? 我唔係好捕捉到你具體意思 , 但我承認我見到一堆我睇得明既文字 , 問題係 . . 所以?

[popomic]

@wavy432 咁不如你講下5區公投係咪真係全無意義, 又係咪真係好似政府所講咁'曬'錢? 咁點解公投你又可以同殺人合理化相題並論 ? 個班硬膠仔..係班呀- -姐係成堆..開大會個時坐最左同中間偏左既一大堆人呀= =計落泥條數都差唔多。重點係..佢地係廢柴..用全港市民就算­係1蚊..都係曬。

[faithful718]

TVB 終於似番個人

[climbv67970]

香港第一反共電視節目

[bcgmail]

自上次選班長至今, 已有多名同學退學, 去左留學, 或者移左民, 小漩是有可能只輸幾票的

[adrian1018uruha]

林公公細個個陣一定冇睇譚玉瑛啦 ~~~~~~~

[cr4yv3n]

The lady with the glasses is cute...and somehow funny :D

[98CarmAn98]

第一次發覺放學ICU咁有教育意義

[minimop90]

I need to talk to SOHMBOOOOOOOOOOHDEEEEEEEEEEEE

[hkmaatv1]

17個五毛

[tirsden]

这是可爱的！感谢你给大家描述了视频。我用谷歌翻译，写此消息。­

[katkat1704]

咁咪證明有D人連小學生都不如囉

但係嗰D連小學生都不如GE人居然身處高位!!

呢個咩世界黎GA

[imasonfree]

What a fucking MILF!!!

[WhisperingAngels777]

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[one230007]

你地講D野幾有道理都無用~問題不是出在林公公身上,佢只係執行­指人,公公怎麼也是公公,香港人怎嘈也沒用,認命吧~!

[one230007]

你地依D香港蟻民唔明白架啦,

中央好支持香港,好想香港好,依D只不過係表面~~

無中共,林公公係唔夠膽同香港人作對架~~

中共係默認對政制(中共式)事務局長林公公下的指令,

不好講30萬一個人肉錄音機,3億一個月薪金要中共出佢地都願意­出的~!



[borg73597]

@one230007 曲線 定5毛?

[leoleung1230000]

"重選最公平"like爆~

遞補去食屎!!!!!!!!!

[KEVINTANG999]

班房有5個人

計埋之前小慧

有6個人

假如上次有兩個人參選

姐係有4個人投票

咁4個人姐係要最少拎三票先當選

總括黎講

姐係佢得1票或者0票

[blackfizzonator]

The fuck?

[kencheng2005]

林公公帶頭既宦官派 共17人支持替補

[cylauj]

We're at a primary/elementary school and basically the class monitor/monitress/president/wh­atever has moved out of the school district, making the post vacant. One of the girls thought she should take up the position since she came in second in the last election. Teacher thinks otherwise 'cause she knows better. Each time an election is carried out, the voters are entitled to a different choice. Like any sensible person she called for a re-election.

That's pretty much what this video is about.

[cylauj]

People from all corners of the world : This is a kid's show from Hong Kong. It's sort of a "satire piece" on the pro-Beijing government's plan to mess up our electoral system (yes, we do have one, though not entirely democratic, that is). The government is trying to push a bill in our local parliament to allow the candidate who came in second in an election to automatically take up the position should the original legislator resigned/died, without a by-election.

[claudiacwy]

it's french on the blackboard ._.

[avdonzzz]

they are speaking cantonese, its one of the many dialects in china, spoken mainly in guanzhong and hongkong.

[ytrewer88]

林公公:簡直是荒天下之大謬 重選班長會浪費同學既時間  同理, 重選立法會議員會"浪費"納稅人金錢

[ncpieces]

they are demonstrating an election for classroom monitor which implied a political issue that recently happened in Hong Kong

[harrysfwong]

最佳節目主持譚玉瑛，當之無愧喇！

[g0uveia1]

this isn't Japanese but some words seem like they are...am i wrong?

[Selanaxfanx]

@g0uveia1 chinese

[g0uveia1]

@Selanaxfanx that didn't answer my question but thanks anyway ^^

[melsibrith]

@g0uveia1 The students are speaking definitely Japanese, but if you look at the captions, Japanese use a lot of Chinese characters. Or, perhaps this is a Japanese program on a Chinese TV. If you're going by the teacher's twang, some Japanese speak that way (at least, some characters do).

[LadyGaffigan]

@melsibrith Are you stupid? It's all Chinese.

[Rafahil]

@melsibrith umm actually they were all speaking Chinese.

[ericyip123hk]

@melsibrith They are indeed speaking Cantonese (Chinese spoken in Hong Kong)

Sorry you are wrong but this program(放學ICU) is aired in Hong Kong every school days for kids after school

You are right that Japanese use a lot of Chinese characters so you may judged it wrong

But this is in fact Chinese. I am from Hong Kong and knows exactly what it is. No doubt

Still not convinced? Go to youtube homepage of Hong Kong and see the titles of the videos. You will see every characters is Chinese.

[NoobyJumper]

@melsibrith your comment just made my night....lol

[melsibrith]

@NoobyJumper .... why? was i ridiculously wrong?

[one230007]

@melsibrith

are u ok?! japanese?!

those are hong kong people and speak cantonese, which is one of chinese language,

how can u say that "definitlely" japaness, learn more and listen more language,ok?!

although i can't speak korean language and japanese language,but i aslo know which one is it......

what a Ignorance!!

[melsibrith]

@one230007 golly gee, calm down. it sounded Japanese, especially since the kids said "hai". That's Japanese, right? But I'm not Asian, and I'm guessing your first language isn't English, going by the spelling errors, so I'll agree with you; you're right.

I apologize if I offended you, but sheesh! I was only trying to help.

[minecraftman123]

the fuck are they saying

[KousAB10]

Why is this on the homepage? What's going on? Anyone understand Chinese and can translate?

[bb2791]

香港高鐵:

26公里高鐵造價超過650億 ; 如總站設在新界西北可省約300億。

我寧願用 300億補選 300次 !

[Squatchopithecus]

Cantonese-Chinese. 

[Cookie0936]

呢D道理細路仔都識!  very good!

[FunkyMonkeyMachine]

Dang japan you crazy!

[jax1492]

@FunkyMonkeyMachine dang u stupid ... its not even close to japanese

[adnan1985gti]

wtf is this crazzy shit

[qseanx]

google whoisgoddotorg

[eatmaweiner]

How much acid did I do to get here?

[chengtattat]

林公公開分身dislike左?

[louis2815]

簡單一個道理  怎麼不看透?

[Markuchi00]

THIS IS WHY AMERICA WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL

[Strawberry1139]

WTF?

[leu04159362]

Good Good Good

[bmwmpo]

這是騙人的,事實是那個上任班長今日話辭職轉校,今日即時話你地­知佢唔轉校要選班長,結果老師安排重選,上任班長當選,勞民傷財­,使咗各位同學既十億港幣.

老師系政府,同學系香港老百姓,而上任班長就是那些五區總辭的議­員及他們的支持者.請各位市民戴上雪亮的眼睛,睇睇誰是人,誰是­鬼!!!!!!!



[t3rrylin]

事實是,

老師本來就唔妥班長，因為班長為左同學既利益會夠膽反駁老師。

有一次班長同老師反映同學的訴求，但係老師唔喜歡，於是話呢D只­係班長既個人意見, 根本唔係全部同學既意見。

於是個班長就同老師講: "既然老師覺得我唔能夠反映同學們0既意見，咁我都冇資格做班長­了。我唯有退位, 等同學們再選另一位更能代表佢地既班長。"

於是老師安排重選，而且好唔想個班長再當選。於是係咁同D唔會質­疑老師決定既同學個班長既行為係"玩野", "加重老師既工作量", 希望佢地影嚮埋其他同學唔好再選返班長。

但係再重選0既時侯, 覺得班長最能夠代表自己既意見同學始終係最多, 結果班長重新當選，同時以此證明比唔聽民意既老師睇, 班長既意見本來就能夠反映同學們既意見。

如果咁樣都叫做勞民傷財­, 都係因為唔聽民意既老師既責任，而唔係勇於接受民意考驗既班長既­責任。

如果你覺得，老師一定是對的，班長唔應該反駁老師，你就會覺得班­長係到玩野

但係如果你認同班長既責任係幫助同學同老師溝通，你應該覺得班長­係盡責。

就算班長話要轉校辭左職, 跟住好快又­唔洗轉校，如果同學都係想比佢做返班長，佢再次當選­有咩問題?

[ColossalMudkip]

@t3rrylin uh

nope

[Yoshuayovel]

@t3rrylin 無，絕對無。當"Missy"用左N個方法，將票站調到老遠，仲­要有五十萬個同學成功投票．．．

唔駛畫出腸啦。

[wavy432]

@Yoshuayovel

對 , 意思已經很清楚 , 有六百五十萬個同學 沒有表示讚成 !!!

就算數字相個反 , 只有 五十萬個同學沒有表示讚成 , 我還是反對的一個 ~

除非讚成完 , 真係有好既方面實質改變到 , 我就會讚成 !!

[Yoshuayovel]

@wavy432 但表決反對既係屬於表決人口既少數。

[wavy432]

@Yoshuayovel 這是自欺欺人吧 , 沒有表決的人你就當佢唔存在了 ?

如果根本唔同意e件事既人, 難道仲會去投票 ? 可以投d咩 ? 投票選項有 "反對重選" e 項嗎 ?

[Yoshuayovel]

@wavy432 自欺欺人，你話緊政府？將票站調到老遠，較到老、弱、上班族無心­情投票，政府有無當選舉為莊嚴且為協助普羅大眾表決渠道？

[wavy432]

@t3rrylin

錯晒 !!

勞民傷財­既原因從來唔係由於選舉既意義 , 而係同一個人選左再辭 , 辭左再選 , 但係市民埋單 , 埋完單卻無野改變到 !!!!!! 一切依舊 ~

一個班 由 老師話事 , 當然唔等於老師就係對 , 但你宜家講緊既係 ~

老師如果唔肯聽同學的訴求 , 班長就應該做場戲 , 要其他同學夾過億埋單 , 而其他同學 完全

"無權反對 , 只可以夾錢 , 即使有部份同學唔想夾 , 班長亦唔聽 , 堅持己見" ,

而導致所有同學要夾錢 , 就係老師既責任 , 因為老師唔俾學生話事 !!!

事後仲要話d 唔想夾錢既學生係有問題 !!

你有無膽這樣教自己的子女處事 ? 你現在卻教育緊別人的子女這樣處事 , 你驚唔驚個天收你 ?

[LensterL]

@GreasyAmericanFatSo your name says it all

[Skelly1179]

Reminds me of Fat Albert, the dude with the hat for a face..

[kensgroup]

其實, 重選會有新候選人, 新面孔 , 新理念 .... 也可以左右大局 ...

原來的票可能只有因為反對某些人而投 , 所以也不一定在補選中投入相同的侯選人...

我認為辭職不可以參加補選比較好 !!!

[XLovelyMeX23]

when my algebra teacher talks, this is exactly what i hear lmao!

[Atoweha]

@XLovelyMeX23 LMFO

[sefron15]

poop

[OlliFevang]

Fckn awesome

[Ninja563]

Kid shows are always weird.. if this is even a kid show.

[chanck1994]

很好~ 教育了新一代的小朋友~!

[wobbledobbleish]

um.....ok

[iWhoremonal]

I agree

[cowkil666]

i.. don't understand really.. but for some reason i love it :D

[CB4toJO]

OMG NO WAY! HATGIRL AND CAKEHEAD ARE IN MY 2ND PERIOD CLASS!!

[u2deadable]

why do they have french words on their chalk board?

[tirsden]

@u2deadable because any country can have a French class? O.o

[selbi182]

Sense - this video makes none.

[joaosimpson99]

dear japan: WHAT THE FUCK?

Sincerely:. The rest of the world

[savfire99]

@joaosimpson99 Dear Joaosimpson99: They're speaking chinese  Sincerely: Fucking Japan

[joaosimpson99]

@savfire99 k thx bai

[TheLestijn]

I'm from europe and WTF is this?

[HK9998HK9998]

我果個班長係委任 好似特首  咁

[dimperado]

@HK9998HK9998 yeah!!! me too...!

[isucch]

da fuck is dis shit?

[vaxutucuna]

w8.... how did i get here?

[TheFumasterfeng]

@tbt4life Ever heard of "Ching chong, it means 'I love you'"? Then you just told everyone that you love them. That means EVERYONE.

[tbt4life]

@TheFumasterfeng Cheng Cheng Chong :D

[jasonpolaris]

13個禮義廉睇完好唔開心....

[MrPyjamaTrousers]

That mistress really have a scary neck...

[climbv67970]

唔好話區議會,家下連放學ICU都政治化

[wavy432]

我並唔係想支持任何人 , 只係單單針對一點 , 用e段影片去影射個次選舉事件 , 係一種詭辯 , 而一個正常的社會 , 係唔應該從小開始教小朋友詭辯的 , 個次退出的人並沒有 "搬走" , 實際情況係 , 班長為左突出自己既訴求 , 不理班主任既意思 , 辭去班長一職 , 再一齊參與重選 , 然後同班主任講 , 如果我這次再當選一次 , 你就不應該再擁有班主任的決定權 , 因為我代表了班的意願 , 你要服從我意思 , 最重要的一點還不是這裡 , 而係為左滿足班長e場戲 . . . . . .

全班同學要夾錢夾 一億 出來 !!

[lol234hk]

@wavy432

1億你覺得好多好浪費?

冇問題 , 香港可以唔捐錢比中國四川

直接慳100億

年年香港對中國的無條件捐送都唔知過百億啦

一年政府收入有幾千億

你覺得1億真係咁大影響?

咁點解送錢比中國果時你唔嘈?

[wavy432]

@lol234hk

你係問我強迫性要俾 1億 讓別人做場只有吵鬧意義而改變唔到現況的戲是否浪費?

Yes , 我覺得很浪費 !!

你問我捐錢比中國四川浪唔浪費 ?

No , 一點都不浪費 , 有意義得很 !!

我亦唔相信年年香港對中國無條件捐送過百億 , 就我所知香港政府一年收入亦沒有幾千億 , 假設有 . . . . . . 亦不會改變我上面的回答 !!

你可以用這樣的比較去回答還自覺合理 , 仲要有人讚好 , 大家都唔面紅 , 係一件令我覺得好驚既事 ~

仲分唔分到咩係是咩係非 ?

[obamagag]

之前有禮義廉d後選人拍門叫我呀媽記得選佢,我呀媽話''選你,­你吮我腳指我就選你''@@

[kmlau1986]

片中的前班長沒有再選。 沒錯 反對遞補機制，但也反對辭職人員有權再選。

[lol234hk]

@kmlau1986

辭職人員冇被禁選

只不過自己唔參選

辭職再選根本毫無問題

如果市民唔同意其做法

佢自然不會有足夠票數再度當選

換言之 , 即使議員之舉何等荒謬

只要不違法 , 亦應有權再參選

如果大眾不接受

佢自然會受到選民制裁而落選

[kencheng2005]

林公公帶頭既宦官派共13人支持替補..

[dreamingjelly]

其實如果個條友真係得民心，就算重選，他一樣會贏啊。

[Bleach9397]

暗串 -- ?

[tsunyat1]

話說..D對白好似吾系佢寫-,-佢只系讀出黎架咋啵=0=

吾系咩?_?

[BlueeeeeDragon]

Miss Tam, you are my Idol !!

[kalonfa24]

叫中央捧譚玉瑛, 唔洗煩啊

[Janice4399]

譚玉瑛隻眼好恐佈0.0

[krizpoon]

點解咁多人認為參選人無投票權？

[mrpeter93910]

我認為台慶應該追加個獎比編劇同譚玉瑛!!!

[Skyshr]

成班得六個人 ... 幾票之差都好意思講

[design3618]

like 爆

[polargloomybear]

重選浪費,遞補唔公平!!!!!!!!!!人生攻擊or理性申訴­???

我會人生攻擊因為無得理性申訴囉!!!!!!

[kenmkchan]

係囉！咁簡單嘅道理好多人都唔明。譚玉瑛姐姐一矢中的！Like­!!

[Appropriatecomments]

連兒童節目都講政治, 實在是太........好了!

[youjasons]

好正

[pyxxxxxx]

譚王瑛唔做特首真係side曬

[thomasfhk]

哈..小學有得簡中學老師委任..特首....

完來我地一值過緊個倒退既.....而加先知- -哈