Louis C.K - Cunt & Nigger

[olReFleXzZ]

i searched nigger



[jayman420toke]

I searched "skeet fuck twat nigger bitch faggot die cunt" and found this, good one.

[fishcaketwice]

I searched nigger

[obe1kanobi210]

If u wanna get one of these people just get a female to send them a couple of messages until they give out their info, which usually doesn't take much. Then go beat they ass! It's fun and really relieves stress.

[champwagner]

lol do not say nigger you will be beat to death trust me wasa bouncer in austin on 6th and last guy i saw say nigger was beat to the point he bit his tongue off and his girl was knocked out and kicked in the head 2 or 3 times it took me the other bouncer manager and bartenders and 2 cops to stop the crowd of 30 plus from killing him and his brother also if in Austin or Houston do not mess with the asians do not see them much on the week days but on weekends they mob about 20 to 100 deep think

[mmightymaw01]

Why couldn't he stop talking about vaginas?

[Aesthias]

really...... searched nigger and whity popped up

[FenderSunset]

the part @ 1:10 fucking cracks me up so bad.

[flyingcowmanwhosucks]

i searched cunt

[FuckingVirginity]

@flyingcowmanwhosucks me 2

[thesteezefactor99]

after this show he was brutally murdered by a gang of niggers

[2k7Roni]

i searched cunt and then searched nigger

[YUPIMAGORDON]

@Merdy2012 IDGAF about your race ...........see your gonna go to a ck stand up that talk about black people and watch people laugh about it?? yea.......YOU A TWAT for talking about don't get niggardly #your a disgrace smh -_- I'ma go back to my football scholar ship to Michigan and surly get in the NFL while you do what???

[WhiskeyFightingPrick]

@YUPIMAGORDON

" don't get niggardly"

...I don't think that word means what you think it means

[cb7pwn]

this is the funniest stand up comic on earth

[Matthewkilb]

Pathetic. The only reason people watch his weak-ass material is precisely because those words DO have power. He claims indignation at people who use them in 'the wrong way', but if it wasn't for those very people he wouldn't be able to perform this routine and make a living.

This guy is a pseud.

[joelbhartzell]

@Matthewkilb you obviously havent listened to much of Louis work then. Fail.

[Matthewkilb]

@joelbhartzell How is it a fail? He's a Bill Hicks/Doug Stanhope wannabee with none of the genuine anger or passion. Tame house-cat comedy for tame self-satisfied liberals.

[WhiskeyFightingPrick]

@Matthewkilb

I think it's because he's NOT angry. It's genuine "wow, it couldn't get any worse" despair, and I find that hilarious.

Bill Hicks in 5 sentences:

I do drugs.

I don't trust the government.

I smoke cigarettes.

I am a rebel.

I died from Cancer.

Seriously, how does anyone find Hicks entertaining? You get the EXACT same conspiracy-laden routine from your high school buddy while smoking dope behind the bleachers on friday night (or at least I did).

[WhiskeyFightingPrick]

@Matthewkilb

And as far as Doug Stanhope, if I wanted to hear a sloppy drunk scream at the top of his lungs, I'd visit my father more often.

[WhiskeyFightingPrick]

@Matthewkilb

I was being a bit hyperbolic. I actually don't hate on Stanhope... he's entertaining.

[WhiskeyFightingPrick]

@Matthewkilb

Really? I find his funniest material to be about his kids and his ex... I couldn't give a fuck how many times he drops a niggerbomb...

[Capilli11]

1:39

[oGoldenShorts]

*Lights turn on*

It's ALL BLACK PEOPLE.

What do.

[weirdgirl420]

f alalalallalala alalaa

[Flowmaster925]

[]D[][]V[][]D

[sickweirdo]

Lol racism

[SeattleEllinas]

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[YUPIMAGORDON]

White people just mad because we take there woman and that we are taking over the free world....and all crackers afraid of black people lol

[KagiinAmata]

@YUPIMAGORDON black people have huge lips :)

[lawrencestoke]

@YUPIMAGORDON stop it fool.

[merdy2012]

@YUPIMAGORDON im black…please dont make our race sound bad…you sound ignorant smh

[xMangledx]

@merdy2012 you mean you don't think it's funny when you hear "you fucking niggers get off my lawn!" hahahaha

[merdy2012]

@xMangledx what r u talking about? i was replying to someone else's comment…you clearly dont know how this thing works

[YUPIMAGORDON]

White people smell.

[slckr80s]

Cunts look like old peoples ears.

[Stinkee02]

3:31

[xJT96x]

3 reasons why i hate black people

there black

they are black

and because they have dark skin

[HAMMYDIGITS]

@xJT96x you're pathetic. 

[xJT96x]

@HAMMYDIGITS Im guessing your a nig?

[Labcabin96]

@xJT96x i hate you cunt ass faggot!

[DarkGenesis]

I searched Louis CK because he is awesome.

[MrF0LKKS]

hewwww

[DuBCStudios21]

haa



[420Slaterson]

I love that little hand motion he does at 0:31

[Mkeffer13]

Trolololol, I searched nigger... *troll face*

[v4lkyr]

yeay let's all post random punchlines to ruin it for everyone

[analchildmolester]

bald cunt

[rfhaifley]

i can say nigger >:) you cant get me as long as im behind the safe comfinds of my computer screen >:D

[MrPostalpants]

That Nigger made the shit out of my coffee

[Shvauk]

i searched dirty nig, and it brought me to a dirty nig, i searched nice white words, and it brought me here

[210peanutswaye]

i typed "nigger joke that went no where" and i found this shit.

[Fireman14]

Videos.. Stop being a faggot, you stupid cunt.

[HeavyMetalPriincess]

somebody shoot that cunt with a bazooka!!!

[booommmful]

I typed in FU CK just like that and got here

[videos4mydad]

Until you are a black person and someone calls you a "nigger" you can kindly keep your opinions to yourself about whether the "n-word" should be offensive or not. Only a black person can know what it feels like.

[HardcoreUploadsKBC]

@videos4mydad Your awfully cunty

[501Biteityouscum]

@videos4mydad feel....feelinnnggggssss WAHHHHH cry bitch complain you get scholarships, jobs, your own channels and dating websites BUT don't a white person DARE have there own ANYTHING or that is RACIST!!! being 25 and never living threw any of that "neither have you" do you know how FUCKING annoying people like you are STFU!!! Of course people like you will keep teaching your children that everyone is the enemy and your the victim.

[cancereverywhereigo]

I typed in "Louis CK", because he's the best comedian.

[AwesomeJimJam]

I searched nigger

[Corkskrew999]

@AwesomeJimJam me, too, looking for an old Patti Smith ditty.

Vagina, tho: NOT spelled like it's meant to sound!

Hard "V", extra soft "G", romantic "I".

Say it with me: "Bahina"

Now, idnatnice?

[AwesomeJimJam]

@Corkskrew999 I'm using that word forever from now on.

[AzulKronnick]

@AwesomeJimJam are you white?

[AwesomeJimJam]

@AzulKronnick Extremely.

[MythicG7]

@AwesomeJimJam me too

[Mrcoolguy77ify]

@AwesomeJimJam same here! XD

[Labcabin96]

@AwesomeJimJam i searched cunt in websters dictionary and your picture was there bitch ass!!!

[BlueTeamPlayer]

@AwesomeJimJam LOLOLOLOLO SO DID I NIGGGER

[shineything4444]

i bet people were bored and looked up cunt

[listentothemusicxoxo]

@shineything4444 nope i looked up nigger

[GWIMSWEVENGE253]

Dowep...GWIM

[ryley92]

This dude is funny but he's obviously never seen the blue waffle. If you haven't either look it up

[Chishiokage]

@ryley92 It's a trap!

[NIGGA7291]

thumbs up my shit if you found this by typing cunt with a friend ;) <3

[SuiCaederex]

@powerthrusts29 I got here because I searched 'cunt' ;D

[d4nd34c0n]

This is Louie at his most profound.

[TextraFuzz]

my friend got kicked out of class today for saying nigger

[TheAdjundantReflex]

@TextraFuzz

That's good. Tell your friend to not be a dumbass next time.

[lolhehe95]

@TheAdjundantReflex  NiggermPlease.

[Soldicon]

Free speech for freedom sake! This guy handles it!

[booommmful]

@majorlightner I think your the idiot my friend :)

[planeboy1000]

The N word that's just white people gettin a way to say nigger lmao

[majorlightner]

Nigguh means dude in NYC. It's not racist in any way. unless you're an idiot.

[Ridin4The2Ganja0Bus]

@majorlightner Thats just another pronunciation. Not a separate word from nigger. So it appears to be you who's the idiot.

[backwardsman9902]

sooo... why is louis ck allowed to say nigger/

[ImSoVintage]

@backwardsman9902 Because hes a fucking boss

[claudiapetite1]

i searched cunt and got here lol



[windymemo]

@claudiapetite1

I searched nigger! =D

[Zebonka]

"I hear a piccolo in my head every time I see a vagina.

Toodloodloo!"

[MrJmranderson]

Somebody shoot that cunt with a bazooka!!!

[GailTheSnail69]

being white is pretty pretty pretty sweet

[TheJameshannaford]

thumbs up if you got here cos you typed "cunt"

[JazzyJonas]

The Howling...  dude, whatever

[wertrocks123]

Nigger is only offensive when used in a hostile manner. And nigger is only a word. Words are Sounds that people make with their mouths. If you're offended by vocal chord vibrations and tounge movements then you're probably pretty weak. It's actions and beliefs that should offend people. Not words. Nigger. Nigger. Nigger.

[lukebryant42]

Ok, anyone can say nigger, it is a fucking word, I know, I'm white, and I know a NIGGER is going to comment saying I'm racist, but I dot give a fuck, I go to an all black school on the west side of town. They don't have much money and are better people than any of the whites at my old school, back to the point, how do you all think it was for the Jews? They had it way worse and uh, what color were they? White. The blacks/niggers Atleast got to keep their children, so before you go on YouTube ca

[scsunsfan]

@lukebryant42 your not racist right? Just amking sure cuz nigger is like just a bad word. You might not think it is cuz your white but when i'm called a nigger its really painfull and almost hard for me to hear. I have been called a nigger by a white racist while walking through a park with my white grandma. The word still is offensive to me though.

[KyotoIsaki]

@scsunsfan

Being White and saying Nigger to a Black Person is very Offensive.

Being Black and saying nigger to a Black Person is NOT Offensive, for them It's more like calling someone a brother. Or just a fellow Black person.

Being Black or White and calling a White Person a nigger, in my own experience I have never heard a Black guy calling a White person a Nigger. But white people do call me nigger (I'm white) and for us it's the same reason Black people calling it to Blacks.

[scsunsfan]

@KyotoIsaki i'm 3/4ths black I know. I go to an all white school, they always say sup nigga to each other, its like stfu. I don't even call black people nigga. I do have to agree that there is a difference between nigga and nigger though. I agree with most of what you said though.

[501Biteityouscum]

@scsunsfan so your offended by a ignorant person calling you a nigger? why? you do know if it does not bother you, then you are the better person. a black guy called me a cracker when i walked by a basketball court but i didn't really give it any thought because i have a great life and he is a idiot.

[scsunsfan]

@501Biteityouscum being called a cracker is not as bad. It was not used to put down white people for centuries. It was not used as a word to call someone else inferior. Your right that guy who called you a cracker was an idiot, so are most racists.

[gqfaceoff08]

FUCK STARBUCKS

[JStylesMusic]

dead man walking!

[gqfaceoff08]

@JStylesMusic LMAO TRUE

[FreeAsABreeze1]

It seems we have a little dispute on youtube (what a surprise). Anyways, to clear up a few things: 1. Blacks and whites.. Shut the fuck up. Not one of you have experienced a God damned thing involving slavery and obviously aren't educated enough to back up your comments. 2. It's a comedy. Chill out. You think him/half the other people on here have a problem with another race? 3. I'm glad that someone has the spunk to say what they're thinking. :D

[killerbassaddict]

blue butterfly

thumbs up if you ACTUALLY get it

[whydinho]

I came here by searching "louie stand up"

[ronoc9]

First time listening to Louis C.K., don't think I'm going back to Dane Cook ever again.

[PrettieBoiMilla]

I Wanted to hear some racism

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@PrettieBoiMilla Don't worry you won't have to search the internet long to find it.

[thelilking1997]

Like most of us.. I got Borde and searched Nigger xD

[thelilking1997]

Very

[jockjamify]

I was horny and searched cunt

[australazn1]

i was bored and i typed cunt

[jmezzy890]

@australazn1 i was bored and typed nigger

[MacyandSavannah17]

Niggers can call whit people crackers but by god a white boy says nigger holy shit its a fuckin crime. Its ridiculous they think they can do whatever they want and run the world well i got news for u NIGGERS get that shit outta ur head cause ill be damned if yall will ever rule me thatll be the day! sorry it just pisses me the fuck off yal make it such a big deal shut the fuck up callin us crackers and shit if u dont wanna be called a nigger.. Its simple

[jackprat17]

@MacyandSavannah17 please be quiet

[TheKingGTut]

@MacyandSavannah17 u mad bro?

[FutureAbe]

@MacyandSavannah17 using the word Nigger is worse, because that was the word for black slaves, back before industrial times. So if youre white, dont use it, because it could mean youre pro slavery

[RayMagic12192]

@MacyandSavannah17 dumb ass racist what have crackers been through what does the word cracker has compared to niggers crackers were not being lynched from a tree last time i checked they were getting rich of owning black slaves in america so again what has crackers been through in america can't compare cracker to nigger not even close the word cracker and talking behind a computer is weak

[MUJUNKY]

@RayMagic12192 this is an argument you wont win, you care about it to much, and believe it or not, white people try to stop racism than you would think, cops are the stereotypical racist, but they have reasons for suspecting things, that reason is the simple fact that 90% or so of the people in prison for violent crimes are Black or Hispanic, I have no problems with either groups, but just think about it, what do you think when you think of a ghetto? or a gang? or a crime? or anything like that?

[RayMagic12192]

@MUJUNKY i never said all whites were racist i'm just responding to the racist idiot, wtf does gangs ghetto and crime has to do with anything

[naptown450]

@RayMagic12192 Okay and I'll say that all blacks ARE racist.

[Travino]

@naptown450 I'm far fom racist, btw I'm not even gonna lie... I laughed at the Starbuck's joke. Fucked up, but yes.

[RayMagic12192]

@naptown450 lol okay think what you want cause thats what racist do

[MUJUNKY]

@RayMagic12192 my apologies, i see how my comment was not in the correct context, i should have gone through the comments to see the whole thing. My advice, Don't Feed The Trolls :P

[501Biteityouscum]

@RayMagic12192 funny because im in the AF and the new black guy gets babied at work because the white boss has a"shame complex"he thinks because he is black he had a hard life.problem is the black guy tells everyone he lived a normal life in dallas with his parents.boss treats me like shit because im just another white guy.im adopted and lived numerous foster homes.what did i do to deserve that treatment?im 25 and was not around for slavery or civil rights.so again what did i do?

[swagg5poppin]

how manny ppl just typed CUNT

[schubes08]

i got here by typing nigger..

[JerseyHoops]

@kingcst me too hahahaha

[kingcst]

ironic when you search nigger and the first video is of a white guy LMAO oh and yes i was board and searcht nigger

[meyster7]

@kingcst it's spelled searched you cunt

[kingcst]

@meyster7 When you want a dick...fix someones spelling. lol good job. im glad u got the oppertunity to attend school. tho i am sorry you were more concerned with the spelling than the piont. lmao get a life...cunt

[davidmsirois]

@kingcst Wow... so much of your reply was wrong and incoherent as well.

[gordo1031]

letss do this !!!!

[jamient]

Thumbs up if you're here because of Billy Brooks AKA Uncle Popcorn.

[elnino559]

@PowerThrusts29 I searched "cunt"

[mugger883]

@PowerThrusts29 I searched "cunt"

[Gillz93fyi]

Such a funny dude.

[PSNGreyLynx]

This man directed Pootie Tang, he can say nigger in that situation.

Also the nigger ain't afraid of you cunts and your faggot ass insults......

[DrMeh3]

"I don't care" lol!

[destroyerid]

i've never heard nigger used in a less racist context

[mrRambuk]

Some of these comments lol.

He said nigger,

Didn't refer to monkeys or wogs. He wasn't been racist chill out.

[PSNGreyLynx]

@mrRambuk "Wogs" that's a new one

[carsonbgoff]

I don't get why black people hate when white people say nigger, they need to get over it and start living somewhere other than sectioned housing

[BSCHOPPER8787]

I WILL RAPE AND KILL EVERYTHING. FUCK YOU

[GBIgBALL]

This is what happens when you let white people get to comfortable with you I missed the old days when the crackers feared us now many black people have gotten to complacent with the whites let me sum this up IT IS NOT OKAY FOR WHITE PEOPLE TO SAY "NIGGER" "NIGGA" IT WOULD RESULT IN A ASS WHOOPIN IF I WAS THERE AT HIS SHOW I WOULD KICK HIS ASS white don't get to choose when this word no longer has context to us or if it should offend us so try it if you want too and you will get fucked up.

[xXLLGDeetz]

@GBIgBALL aint no one afraid of black people. black people are the only reason the race thing still goes on the way it is. yet they forget whites where enslaved longer and treated worse than blacks.

[GBIgBALL]

@xXLLGDeetz WHAT were the ones who keep the race thing going on,no, not by a long shot just because we have to be on guard when it comes to you whites because you people take our people for advantage let me tell you something that is very true WHITE PEOPLE ARE EVIL look at your past every race has had a civil rights activist to right for their rights except white people. BLACK PEOPLE IRISH PEOPLE MEXICANS HAITIANS PUERTO RICANS ALL TYPES OF ASIANS no white activist THEIR ALWAYS THE OPPRESSORS.

[MohamedYahye]

@GBIgBALL that comment right there was an example of how ur keeping the race thing going on and how do you know white people are evil do you know the majority of white people in this world...

[yjakez]

@GBIgBALL No white activists for equal white rights maybe, but definitely there has been white activists.

[501Biteityouscum]

@GBIgBALL You waist your life caring what other people think.You probably buy clothes and shoes just because if you don't friends will think different of you.I get treated pretty bad in the military because im white.Any other ethnicity of person gets coddled why is that?Im pretty sure you were not around for slavery or civil rights and i can bet you did not have the life i had.Try being adopted and living in numerous foster homes.Of course when im in public im just"the white guy"right?

[GBIgBALL]

@501Biteityouscum Actually I have had it bad my whole life bad neighborhood, school, growing up poor single family home no positive role model unable to get my mom the medicine she needs or being able to participate in any school activities thank god there is uniform washing clothes on my hands doing homework before the fucking sun goes down cause the lights are off choosing between lights or gas a month and I never turned to selling drugs it's still bad but im still fighting.

[wavesmag]

Damn... now every time someone does something cool I'm gonna say theat nigger made the shit out of my ____ (insert)

[YUPIMAGORDON]

WHITE PEOPLE TO PUSSY TO SAY THE NIGGER TO US

[bavandongen]

@YUPIMAGORDON Nigger, its "too" in that context.

[ItsJackDolan]

@YUPIMAGORDON nigger

[rockettransam911]

@YUPIMAGORDON calm yourself skippy.

[501Biteityouscum]

@YUPIMAGORDON white people are the ones who voted obama in. Look at the population its more than half white. Most white people don't want to nor have any reason to call you a nigger. Your just leading a sad existance where everyone is the bad guy and everyone is out to get you. The ignorant thing about you is that you don't realize there are far more countries that contain white people and none of them are the same. You need to get out of your bubble and go live life.

[iKickComputers]

You know, I saw this video this morning for the umpteenth time and it sorta... well... wasn't a good thing. I was talking to somebody and I forgot that being white meant I had to be completely P.C. and I sorta dropped the nig bomb (I was doing a Sam. L. Jackson impersonation) forgetting that people would get offended. Louis, how dare you open my mind like this to realize that context doesn't matter and white people will get unreasonably offended over a six letter word.

[iDefySikHD]

@BSCHOPPER8787 Chill out nigger.

[BSCHOPPER8787]

YEAAH THATS RIGHT YOU FUCKING GREASY RAT WHITE BITCH YOUR LUCKY I WANSNT THERE WITH YOU SAID NIGGER FUCKING FAT JEWISH MOTHER FUCKER

[bavandongen]

@BSCHOPPER8787 Sheesh nigger, you gotta chill out. You are right about the Jews though.

[TheDominantRace]

@BSCHOPPER8787 Shut up nigger.

[Spacemonkey3000BC]

@BSCHOPPER8787 Aww isn't that cute .. look honey, the nigger's mad. I think it's trying to communicate.