Chris Crocker - Top Friends Lists..

[awesomesause444]

^tard speaking..

[SuperEllzTV]

What's this myspace that you speak of

[luvmirh8mi5644]

Seriously people you guys are friction stupid. He does comedy! This is a joke. He doesn't seriously want you to go and kill someone grow the hell up.

[Woodlws]

Either he's a awesome actor or a homasidal maniac!!!!!

[audleyannaaa]

was it worth killing your friend/partner because you werent there top friend on a social networking site..? AWKWARD

[THEBIONICPLAGUE]

Your partner isn't supposed to be your friend! no your friends are your friends the person you love is not your friend! you don't take your friend on a date you don't take your friend to a romantic dinner,spend all your money on her and have sex with them and you do not raise a family with a friend and should it matter to your friends your not there best friend your still his friend they still have time for you. Man sometimes you are an ass.

[wolfofworld]

Your the most sexy.

[th3pinkpanther19]

lmao aug 21, 2007 when myspace was still around O_O

[00001musiclover]

you have a GIANT mouth and its only myspace , calm down!, not like its facebook..

[00001musiclover]

you have a GIANT mouth

[dlund92]

wtf is myspace?

[houseicon6]

dude... its myspace

[LoveAbleTVXQ]

wait problems for myspace? you dont need to get on a top friend list. actuallu if my bf wont do that, i dont care actually.

[UpwardsFallings]

"Kill them"

LOL. So friggin' funny!

[claudeedee]

he looks like Kate Goslin..

[APredictableLife]

-_- you fags seriously can't tell that he's not being serious?! He's more intelligent than you.

[Deathstone397]

wait 1 second there missy (or guy) what if i had more then one best friend and they all wanted to kill me cause of a stupid myspace thingy mijiger

[KeekzMusic101]

It's just Myspace get over yourself XD

[mistysparklefog]

everybody can't be your best best best friend so you get over it you are so not pretty as a guy or girl

[AngellOfFear]

God Made You a Man, SO Be a Man

[652justin]

@AngellOfFear In this video he is "A MAN". Appearance doesnt affect gender.:P unless u get surgery. And he is "a man" now. this vid was in 2007.

[11BriannaNicole]

ismell haters.!

[TheFruityTerrarians]

i like the sound of his swallowing

[TURROLLLOL]

Lol I like fags because they burn quicker.

[TheCarmenFlowe]

@TURROLLLOL I like your mama cause she swallow's quicker! :]

[ariesgirl17]

Who sees the girl in the right top corner?

[toto666kyo]

@ariesgirl17 I am not worry about the girl in the right I am scared about what she can do to all the people that sees it be carefull it now behind you.

[raghayasmae]

@ariesgirl17 it's a posture of britney spears reflecting on the glass

[SaffyRocks]

"...if your friend does that to you.......kill them....."

I laughed so hard.

I love his earlier vids so much. xD

[blessedenemy04]

suicide is the answer for you

[blessedenemy04]

every one of your videos i watch i am going to dislike because your a fag!

[NewTomorrow777]

@AnthonyWDavis101 Quote OutbackZack "If you don't know what sarcasm is, go kill yourself." Nuff said.

[AnthonyWDavis101]

WOW Chris, it is sooo not illegal to fucking condone Killing, but it is so FUCKING jail worthy to say "thats so gay"

[MrsCuteGurl]

Thanks

[hamzah938]

You're a very confused guy. I realize you (everyone) wants to think their opinion is valid and accurate. But your videos indicate that YOU really think you know what you are talking about,......you don't. In the long term, it will be better for YOU to stop giving the you-tube world your reflections. Stay quiet, please, for your own good Chris.

[tiredgirlification]

I love this.

[Chalnec]

ur lips......hahaha

[ipodhumanperson]

uh.......wow just wow.....

[PowerToker420]

u need to get some help you silly little faggot

[E0607987]

BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP U JUST MAD CUZ 1 OF YUR GAY ASS FRIENDS DID THT TO U AND WE DNT REALLY CARE!!!!!!

[mattiepoohbear]

Shut the fuck up ok ur a fucken dumbass just cause people don't make friends list doesn't mean that person doesn't care about them I should hire a hitman to kill u! :) u r an embarassment to gay everywhere

[justtrollingalong]

WHY YOU NOT A MAN??? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[AZNKIDTOM]

im hedrosexual so u discuss me

[AZNKIDTOM]

are u gay or somthing?



[cocowhoschanel]

awww did u noy make it on sum 1s top :( ......... bahhhhh man up pussy

[ConverseAllStarShoes]

his swallows disgust me

[WOLFBOI7446]

WTF i scared

[846ella]

damn hes scary!

[KatieBieber45]

0:47 that chick in the backgorund scared the shit out of me

[sunnkiist]

@badgersROCK100 ROFL

[AnassLkhalfani]

0:47 She Found Some Sperm From Yesterday ???o.O

[jo8921]

Srsly

[cutecutey98]

whos top friends list did you come off in order to make this video?

[POPstar4u2]

Myspace is Whack a.f now FACEBOOK FTW

[marissalynn089]

i hear you i deal with that

[P3dotme]

I'm scared!!!

[SmallFishProduction]

nah, jk

[Madzho89]

my space is so vintage

[LexiSaysHello100]

only u wood kill someone over a myspace top friends list. fucking phsyco

[bananahead31]

he scares me so much :S

[Jesslayc]

wow this is so stupid who even cares about myspace anymore lol! i get the joke but i cant tell if he is serious or not

[TheColdLuna]

britney in the back. lol

[klbea]

He's so right. Its tearing the country apart.....this should be made political.

[klbea]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL.

[zeft009]

top "FRIENDS" list not top family list we all know husband and wives would kill for each other or heck y would the be together. right...................?

[SuperIlovepugs]

Well if i have to kill ppl can i do it Sweeney Todd style?? jk xD

[Bluemewn]

THE PERSON IN THE BACK TO THE RIGHT SCARED ME SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!

[CloseGAM3RST]

Oh God -.- 

[andresgquezada]

im sorry but you think WAY to much about what others think of you..............

[grockleful]

Do you know what i do when they don't put me as FAV? THE HAIR FLIP BITCH

[Andrei091989]

God you are soooo annyoing!!!!!!!!

[crazyyuzzi]

gAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­Y ALARM

[armadeus75]

Warrohl says one day that evry kind of man or a woman can be one list at the top of the top, i really think that, you are , Chris in the Top Wave of life !! take care , umbrasso ^^

[xXDaytwoiXx]

chris crocker should be a stylist or a makeup artist. not only is he good at his own makeup but hes good at makeing people feel good too. i think hed make a great hair stylist or makeup artist.

[TehLubeShow]

ur fucked up in the head

[Nancy99999]

@TehLubeShow ^bitch can't take a joke

[kunfupanda1231]

CHRIS OMG WATCH OUT THE GIRL IN THE BACK GROUND IS GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!

[fudgeballs0808]

U DNT HAVE NO FRIENDS U CUNTSICLE

[skoolsuxalot]

i'm scarred for life



[taj913]

that must make u a coldblooded killer!

[spectre2776]

myspace is gay

[EvilMidgetKiid]

I can wait for my hitmen hustlers to leave yo ass ina alley

[Darkssexslave]

Myspace sucks balls!!! FACEBOOK all the way motherfucker!

[bethenni]

who cares bout myspace?

grow up boi

[tigger12dedham]

WAIT YOU HAVE FRIENDS!

[lazaro1227]

hahahahahaha lmfao ily chris end of story <3

[Glamdiva4eva]

Haha

[msflawsXD1]

I'd put u for number 1

[themaster8902]

god i wud love to hit you with a frying pan. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­E WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[secretgirlnl]

fucking funny :')

[abbie3546]

IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING JOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[234cartmanrules]

My sister wants to kniw do you have boobs and if u do how

[234cartmanrules]

Yo delbrett not cool you doucher gays are gays so dont screw with us ya dick

[kennabenna5]

if you look close , you can see a brittney spears posteeer !

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH :D

[Delbrett121]

no one wants to be friends with a raging gay

[sasha5958]

LMAO your so fucking weird it is a friends list on myspace it don't mean nothing :L:L

[kelsieyerty89]

God don't let you're balls explode over a friend's list on fucking myspace? Dude grow up!

[IsaiahEdwardLewis]

Idiotic comments are idiotic.

[taj913]

only cos YOU have never been picked for someone's top friends list you cold hearted murderer!

[LeKayFace]

Just lol at the people takin it seriously. Guys, it's a joke...

[Tawni66]

when my bf had a myspace, i put him as number 1 and he put me like number 6. that really hurt. :/

[rapsucks2471]

It's a friend list. Are you fucking serious?

[tvcici]

wow..... its just frickin myspace! calm the fuck down fag. killing people over a fucking top friend list? yeah ha ur cool ur cool. NOT! damn.

[tommytomtomful98]

What's myspace?

[abbie3546]

@tommytomtomful98 Myspace is a social networking site, but Facebook is taking over right now.

[CarefreeFlee]

don't be sad, you are a beautiful woman

[cricket7282]

This is what ur teaching this generation over myspace? Thanks

[MrAngrypickles]

homicide is ALWAYS the answer....a men to that! teehee :D

[bum7464]

WOW 3,991 people can't take a joke.....that is just sad....

[SnowyHil]

@bum7464 no.. wee only came here to dislike her vids

[Gaga3009]

violence is never the answer what kind of shit are you teaching young people?

[IsabelleWagner24]

at some point long ago i had respect for you, but all is lost.

[dandarinha14]

dude , i used to like u but u scared me .... like there's something rlly wrong with you , u look sick in the head ..

please get some help porque i rlly like you ...

[Briannazawsome]

You're a psycho. I can take not being on a top friends list, you don't kill somebody because your not on it.

[kipkayify]

I literally screamed when I noticed the face in the back o.O

[MrDoronn]

IS THIS A CANDID CAMERA SHOW -_-

[deathcobra1149]

You havv to fuckk me to get on my top friends list :3

[BonjukNazar]

pause at 0:48 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SecretExEnig]

lmfao

[ibeeatinsk8ercookies]

hey chris all these haters r losers u make some valid points and ur hilarious u if ppl hate u where u at then u shud come to massachusetts we b lovin the gays all days

[8matthewlee8]

so lemmme get zis straight just because my friend wont put me on top of his friends list i should kill him........seems a bit unfair

[michaela88ful]

chris i said something very stupped but it was a joke i love you i know you were acting

[TheDarkFarter]

XD!! Bf:..well...i-i..just didnt feel like doing it Gf:...uh-huh...hey babe come here Guy:(comes there) Girl:-grabs frying pan hits him in the balls and back of the head with it Guy: X_X -dead- Girl:...who's the bitch now XD

[flearis]

@epiphany1980

Still think Chris Crocker is soo cool?? Or did you already forget about him?!

[epiphany1980]

@flearis

Nope, haven't forgotten about him and yes I'm still a fan.

[alyssawisner]

Um myspace is dead. Facebook is the shiz

[ultimateminister]

Myspace is crap

[xisumobbsta]

weird

[dljrjunkie8]

he's soooooo funny

[BigAl4250]

Any hot Ladies around here? I order you to attend the interview for the Party at the Reichstag, it will be a superior party with nice Swastikas cakes and Don Perignon...shiiitt, wrong video...ahhh, please proceed and move along SIEG HEIL.

[AmmyzAmyz]

Promoting murder .?. lol

[noodle0912]

I'm still first on my ex boyfriend's list.

....of course he doesn't realize it, but it still feels great. >:)

[clynnrawr]

You act like MySpace is the worst thing that can happen in marriages and between friends.. There are much bigger problems. And frankly, I think you have a much bigger problem, because you're clearly crazy.

[AndrewDaWhiteNinja]

Fucking creep

[Coolcatcarl123]

@chawlite510

agreed.

[keexkeexbunny]

u say girls are over dramatic when ur the one making a big fucking deal out of 'myspace top friends list'...fail

[chawiita509]

myspace is dead.

[fuqqedup]

@chawiita509 Note how this was made on Aug. 21, 2007.

[SmallFishProduction]

@chawiita509 So is Chris´ selfawareness!;D

[chawiita509]

if i cant be beautiful id rather JUST DIE!

[Letsbuildahomex3]

lol myspace

[PaulieArr]

love how he takes it so seriously when now no one even goes on myspace anymore lmfaoo

[Blobsterisation]

@PaulieArr he made this three years ago you complete fucking retard

[PaulieArr]

@Blobsterisation <33333333333333333333333333333­3333333333333

[Blobsterisation]

@PaulieArr ¬¬

[bloodharlet]

dude ive seen sum of ur vids and shit all i have 2 say is that ure a punk ass. u give gay ppl and sagittarius bad names. And u talk bad about woman really wtf ur mom is a woman if it wouldnt b 4 her u wont been her. Mayb it would had been better if u were aborted. i dont care if ure jokin or not ur a dick but i guess u r wht u eat.

[TheMEGAsmithie]

' dude it's just myspace get over it

[analsex10111]

Im guessing this is happening to u??? man,u are so effin psycho but its so dang funny!!!

[casanor1]

nobody is on myspae now but hey.check the year of the video :P thats the day he means on the video.he is really smart.so dont try to make fun of him.

[DoubleD3078]

nobody is even on myspace anymore

[michaela88ful]

omfg it was a joke people!!

[em13go]

@michaela88ful how the fuck do random people know that!!! my husband died and this is not funny!!

[michaela88ful]

@em13go fist of all it was a joke i really love chris he he help me see alot of things that was wrong with myself and because of him when people call each other a fan i tell them that they are fucking stupped and need to get a fucking life . and it was a joke my friend told me to put it so dont get mad at me

[michaela88ful]

@em13go  i am also sorry for your lose, and there are alot of people who say more stupped and mean stuff so dont just get all mad just cause i put pu a stupped joke i am still sorry for your lose

[em13go]

@michaela88ful

[goldbowl47]

omg what no one gets is that this is a JOKE! HES AN AWESOME INTERNET ACTOR!!!

[carlospicyweiner]

um one problem

MYSPACE IS DEAD

[dancingbrookie9]

Oh murder what a great idea! Then u get thrown in jail! R u for real! Just because u arent on thwir top friends means maybe they were mean! Homoside is NOT the answer! I dont say this to ppl but you have a problem !!! Your dumb for saying to kill them! I mean really?!

[annespwnz]

♥ ChrisCrocker is now on the AppStore! ♥

[haleyproductions1]

..."Kill them"... BAHA!

[Wilnaybeth]

Chris that was dark, I wouldn't go as far killing someone. Being top friend is not worth it, just don't deal with that person. Homicide is NOT the answer.

[esguitcha]

damn nature ur scary!

[gamesNames23]

all of you haters hatin on her..him..her....wtf is she

[blueangel363]

...

[iloveshanedawson777]

myspace isn't what life is all about! BITCH! LOL(i had to do ian's bitch from smosh lol)

[TheNubby6]

In all of your videos your either crying or about to cry so now i relized you truly just dont have real true balls!!!!!! i mean really I think my GRANDMA is more of a man than you are BE A REAL MAN and know there is something called life... maybe you should get one!!!

[xOhaDancerx]

I love Britney smiling in the background.

[cheesymate]

i love your advice

[mrlivinglegend05]

I know this is old but look how fuckin weird u are they are embarrassed by u stop being so fucking weird n stop crying about pointless shit who gives a fuck about myspace worry about moving outa ur grandmas house

[freestylerappers613]

your fuckking weird

[TheDMPfilms]

This bring me to conclusion that you wear panties,

[NeverShoutSheyenne]

Ummm people this is a JOKE note how it is tagged as comedy so quit being jerks

[CChaterkid2003]

0:35

WOW... WASNT EXPECTING THAT

SCARCASM

[1047wiotgirl]

i like this one lol

[Slipknoxicity]

I remember this from like 4 or 5 years ago. It was hilarious, still is kinda but MySpace is dead.

[mdw1094]

woah......