I, Cthulhu, am running for President of the United States of America. Why vote for the lesser evil? Enter my name into the write in slot on you ballet in the next election. Until then, enjoy the free four part Oliver Twisted DVD (2000) on my olivertwistedmovie channel.
More glottal stops than I expected, but it's still pretty cool...Running a Call of Cthulhu game for my group, and love to have audio props for them. Looking now for a group chant of "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!" to freak them out with at the next cultist gathering they crash...
man, when I played this the wind picked up and started howling around my house.
wild coincidence isn't i-
GrumpyMcfart 13 hours ago
It scared me. LOL
marihbettio 1 month ago
Just a hunch, but i think you may be the same people responsible for all that "zalgo" buisness in the far corners of the internet.
Now if you'll excuse me i have to draw a protective circle of runes around my computer chair before he comes.
Shadowking640 1 month ago
It seems you don't pronounce the first Ph. Is there a reason?
666norton420 2 months ago
And I used to say it like: [pnglui mglwnaf ktulu rlyeh wganagl ftagn].
agjami1 3 months ago
Have I just heard Russian accent? ;)
agjami1 3 months ago
1259913130;88125628;999134588625404540;5241456751/I
Minecraftbaum 4 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I, Cthulhu, am running for President of the United States of America. Why vote for the lesser evil? Enter my name into the write in slot on you ballet in the next election. Until then, enjoy the free four part Oliver Twisted DVD (2000) on my olivertwistedmovie channel.
OliverTwistedMovie 4 months ago
This video is most popular with:
Male 35-44
Male 25-34
Male 45-54
Me= 16 year old girl O.O
beautifulybrainsick 4 months ago 5
@beautifulybrainsick Like many other kids/teenagers on youtube you lied on the age you gave youtube, so take those stats with a grain of salt.
atersky 2 months ago
@atersky HAHAHAHA!!!! good point XD
beautifulybrainsick 1 month ago
@beautifulybrainsick Same here! i'm 16 too hahaha You're not alone.
RaNdOmSoNgLiStEnErr 1 month ago
yog sothoth
jedimind24 4 months ago
say it fast 5 times :D
inouyejulio 4 months ago 4
what language is this?
Eraklondike 5 months ago
@Eraklondike It's the language of insanity and the Great Old Ones.
Read H.P. Lovecraft.
Bek359 3 months ago
Ywaq maq oou; ywaq maq ssaggh. Ywaq ma shg'fhn.
Kjalvalr 5 months ago
This sounds like the little person from Twin Peaks.
ILIKECEREALX 5 months ago
you know that oil spill in the gulf? it happened because some idiot thought he would impress his friends by saying this outloud.
chris11sholtz 5 months ago 3
More glottal stops than I expected, but it's still pretty cool...Running a Call of Cthulhu game for my group, and love to have audio props for them. Looking now for a group chant of "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!" to freak them out with at the next cultist gathering they crash...
brilliant61 6 months ago
P̨͎̭͔̞̫͍̓ͩ̈͘ḣ̘̘̪̯̖̭͖ͧ͝'̴̨̺̥̫̲̘̤ͫ͆̔͆ͥͅn̪͕̭̅̑͐̊̍ĝ̡̳̲̩̺͎͍̥̝̘̂ͯͯͫ̿̏l̩͔̞̠̼͒̓͠u̠̍ͫ͒͂̈̇i͙̱̗̤͌ͩ̌ͨ̏͢ ̷̸͚̩͈̺͈͋̃̋ͦ̑̒͂̃̎m̸͆͏̭̱̻̦̱̀g̛̰̺̜ͥͦͯl̯̮̆̋͊͂̄̏̋͢͡w̛̳̘͇̻̺̱̙̗̙̆ͮ̓̍͗̊ͥͤ̐'̈́ͬ͘҉̹͔͚̺̹ņ̶̨̟̯̎̽͊̓̌ͦa̵̰ͣͬͨ̓̒̈́̑͒͠f̵̡̪̥̟̳͕͍͗̾ͯͮh̶̸̡̫̯̹͇̋ͣͤͅ ̘̮̓̆͑̎ͬ̅̂́̚͘ FUCK MY MOUTH HURTS!!!
JohnnyJohnW 7 months ago 10
@n3cr0fil3 Wow, that's kind of awesome. and your tounge/sanity has my sympathy.
RuledByInstinct 7 months ago
A friend of mine said that it sounds like Klingon though I know it is not
ArvenRIderSolaris 8 months ago
It sounds like a nerd Innsmouthian
cultoay0utube 8 months ago
Gfooloo!
Sercil00 9 months ago
"Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl ftagn. Praise the dark Cthulhu, long may he reign."
It made me sooo happy when South Park had the Cthulhu episodes, lol
ihateturtles34 9 months ago
LMFAO hearing that out loud..
stanum88 10 months ago
Is it me or is this Bela Lugosi summoning Cthulhu?
Thnx Btw you have no idea how hard i tried to pronounce this!
BloodyBart888 10 months ago
It should do an English translation after like the tapes you get teaching you French. (;,;)
AvatarofCthulhu 11 months ago
THIS IS BLASPHEMY! !!!!!!!! xD
paindoll 11 months ago
@paindoll This is madness!
Madness?
THIS IS SPARTAAA!!!
TheOriginalZombieDoG 7 months ago 3
now say it backwards.. lol!
MrChoronzon333 11 months ago
Why the hell would you say this out loud? What's next, reading the book becouse you think it'll be fun?
RuledByInstinct 11 months ago 17
@RuledByInstinct Because The Secret Cult has internet access. Ordo ab Chao. ;)
jasonwharton 11 months ago 30
@RuledByInstinct not a bad idea :/
ChiZk00 9 months ago
@RuledByInstinct My mom's blind so for her birthday, I gave her a book on tape of me reading Mountains of Madness.
n3cr0fil3 7 months ago
@RuledByInstinct whats the big deal?
47218947891748974747 5 months ago
Inserted schwas. Inserted Schwas everywhere.
MysteriousDaruma 11 months ago
He left it up to your own interpretation. Pronounce it however you want, fags.
Kurairu 11 months ago
Finally! I CAN PRONOUNCE IT!
Crusism 11 months ago
Ph´nglui mglw´nafh Cthulhu R´lyeh wgah´nagl fhtagn
Does anyone some ktulu websites where i can find some serious shit
4LIveAFCA 1 year ago
yay now i know how to pronouce it!
hail cthulhu!
xmintyninjax 1 year ago
Pretty close to how I imagined it!
Now try pronouncing it with an Innsmouth accent.
GenaTrius 1 year ago 44
Definitely not how I imagined it in my head when reading it.
skokage 1 year ago 2