simon amstell

[Typhlosio7V]

Once my exams are over I am going freakin' watch every single series of this

For the time being, when im meant to be studying, I'll just watch montages on youtube.

[12308madman]

His chair is amazing

[welshchicklovsmya]

bibbish u lucky thing

[bibbish8]

going to see him on tour!! wooo!! :D

[TheJohnsonsOfficial]

if only amy had listened to simon haha

[JayaJTV]

by JEWS

[Markgangzta]

Patrick Kielty is a legend though..

[jsmyrski]

Can someone tell me how the guy in the green shirt/brown hoodie is at 2:01?

[emmahke]

@jsmyrski Nicholas Hoult?

[CassiaAleriPrice]

What does he mean about the suicide and Courtney Love?

[JoviAlways98]

@CassiaAleriPrice One of the conspiricies around Kurt Cobain's death was that his ex girlfriend, Courtney Love, killed him and made it look like suicide. So it was just a reference to that.

[MusicIsMyLife199713]

1:44 what series and episode

[ABintroSPECTOR1]

I adore Simon. I want him... back on the tele.

[yousurfer2]

funniest host on tv! please be on tv more.

[xgoldlion07x]

how could you not fucking love him!

[HedleyFan100]

let's all say things we haven't got!

[Sashabear40]

hahaha aww thanx dat wos dead-ass funny

[MZMarly1]

'lets all say things we haven't got!'

'personal hygiene'

'a grip on reality'

'a career!'

This show is jokes XD

[Sashabear40]

who wos da cutie who said i jus wanna go hm? grrr

[josus3819]

@Sashabear40 nicholas hoult, tony from skins

[MusicFreak7432]

@Sashabear40

Nicholas Hoult <3

[Thisismytrollingface]

I love how the audience didn't laugh as much at 'okay a penis!'

[simonfeakes]

PERSONAL HYGEINE!

[Bridgiedidge5]

She was going out with Kurt Cubain from Nirvana, when he committed suicide.

[omfgclaudia]

i don't get the bob geldof one ...

[yortsandthat]

@omfgclaudia Really you don't get it?  I am surprised.

[Timmeh7]

@omfgclaudia He was talking to Midge Ure who did huge amounts of stuff with Bob Geldof, including co-organising Band Aid (as well as co-writing "do they know it's Christmas") and co-organising Live Aid and Live 8; all things for which Geldof received significant acclaim, while Ure received very little.

[smileymileyfanemily]

"or kill me and make it look lice suiciiiide"

that was amazing:L the way he said it, the way he moved away, ah, everything was just perfect, that was the most amazing joke :L

[XAnneTinkerbellX]

@smileymileyfanemily i don't get the courtney love one can somone explain. Did she supposldy kill someone ?

[halo3786]

@XAnneTinkerbellX Courtney Love was Kurt Cobain's wife, it was said that she killed him and made it look liek suicide.

[Kizillia]

#LOL

[isoquant1988]

#LOL

[girlsaloud000]

amy winehouse is a skank...............gotta love simon amstell

[TheDarkHippy93]

HE'S SO SEXY.

[BunnyzRAWR]

The Courtney Love one amuses me to no end.

[81bigmark]

amstell is a prick an arrogant tosser....i would love to smash his face in.

[Tamashi88]

no matter how many time i hear/see the courtney love one i have the same reaction as Noel!

[djk2001]

andrew maxwell

[GayGeisha]

All Hail Simon Amstell !!

[SamioS23]

Who is the guy on the right at 2:16?

[nemesis700]

he always made the fat guy laugh really really hard.....much more than the previous dude

[haroldzoids]

simon cowell

[lhrlyc]

simon cowell????

[scwarzewaffe85]

how ?

[MsJT18]

get him on mock the week

[ellencaley]

...."by jews"....ah i love him!

[OmfgMiss]

simon amstell <3<3<3

[muck4brains]

Anthea Turner is a cunt! Simon Amstell is a legend!

[soulofshiver]

@muck4brains Me too, I hate women like that.

[LucyTheValiant30]

oh my godd ...he is hysterical! I'm in america .. i dont know what this show is though .. what is it?

[bobanddob3]

never mind the buzzcocks

[Blacknarcissa]

Nevermind The Buzzcocks - Its a comedy panel show.

If you're interested in this (I've heard you don't have comedy panel shows in America) then I would suggest Mock The Week, Have I Got News For You and 8 Out Of 10 Cats.

[BooJoMan]

its called never mind the buzzcocks and he doesnt present it anymore. we all miss him

[AllAboutRetro]

Nevermind the buzzcocks... awesome show

[MusicIsMyLife199713]

@LucyTheValiant30 never mind the buzzcocks

[Corbon440]

Amy is such a dumb slut. Spitting on the floor on a TV show.

[OhBubbleTrump]

0.44  Best bitt... So truee..!!!

[FlapjacksOnRage]

LOL SO WEIRD

I thought in the first clip it was Noel Fielding,

BAM next clip.

NOEL FEILDING

Creepy shit right there tbh.

[mikeymandem]

easily my fav tv show ever ;D

[freothuwebbe]

he's so adorable :')

[lz127graf]

simon amstell is a jew and before him mark lamar was a jew the jews run the tv and the radio and the country

[slashingraven]

Shut the fuck up already with the antisemitic bullshit. It went out of fashion alongside Nazism in the 40s.

[NMtB4ev4]

Agree with you to some extent.

[itstherevolution]

im bringing sexy back uhhhhhhh! lol

[eamonnrko1991]

going to see him tonight

[eamonnrko1991]

he was crap live

[hippotoast]

Oh really, why is that? Just curious.

[eamonnrko1991]

he was too story telling, not many jokes, and his stories werent that funny...very creepy really...he really just came off looking like a very pervy, creepy gay guy, the entire arena basically came out saying the supporting act was better

[eamonnrko1991]

but here he was hilarious, i just think he works well with other people...but on his own, hes very below average

[calomontt]

what episode was the last one from ?

[NMtB4ev4]

Series 20 episode 1

[GavMorson]

i hope donny fucking dies

[TotallyPunchinBabies]

dude, is that Jermaine Jackson on 0:53???

wat episode was that?!? (0__o)

[josswinters]

Season 21, episode 2 :)

[JoeTheToucan]

Great collection here mate. Blummin hilarious!

[louisemiller72]

what does simon say at 2:08

[UrbanFoxes69]

he says, "don't you move"

[bistoha]

simon is hilarious i want him to do a stand up tour

[mandarrr123]

he is doing a stand up tour...

[PicoDeath]

He is! He's coming near me in October :D

[luvoasisandboosh]

i love noel's shocked expression

luv him 4evr

x

[shaheenhearts]

i don't get the part about courtney love. :|

[prodriver12345]

they say she killed kurt kobain, apparently

[JoshroyMCFC]

"or kill me and make it look like suicide..."

loved it

[Chloeeeeeeful]

i love noel and simon!!

x

if your going to be negative at least keep it to yourself. most the people searching simon amstell are going to be fans.

[akatsukimaster666]

he rulz

[Jems2Julez]

wish he was still hosting it stead off tha cunt hole

[3t3rn4ldr34m1ng]

XDDD I'm bringin sexy back OOOWAAHH

[xXxJessieKinsxXx]

fuckin legend <3

love himmmm.

im bringing sexy back OOOOGHHHHH!

lmfao, fuckin amazing.

[mejchurch]

"i think Patrick Kielty..."

"is fantastic?"

"i'd say more of a **nt."

Laughed my friggin' arse off. Look at Alesha's face. Lol.

[Soundfrequency]

"Okay a penis!"

"Hey! You've got a penis.."

[kellybellywigan]

he's so clever and quick-witted. i'd hate to be in an argument with him cos he's just got an answer for everything, he'd wipe the floor with me lol

[kalkafraz]

2:30 best episode ever!!!

[claire123claire]

Simon Amstell is an actual legend.

"You can't say that, you don't have one!"

"I don't have an umbrella either..."

HAHA love him to bits xxx

[TheBritsRComin21]

What episode was that from? It's the only bit in this thing that I had never heard before and it's halarious!!! I'd love to watch the entire episode....

:]

[Bollo247]

I LOVE SIMON SOOOO MUCH! go amstell :)

[belfastlawd91]

"you dont get it out indoors!" that was probably the unfunniest joke (well, attempt at one) ever uttered!

[zombieninja28]

Who were they makin fun of at around 2:13

[el8592]

did anyone else know he is gay i was quite surprised when i herd. hes much better than the previous presenter simon is much funnier

[Katmarie100]

I'm suprised it's taken you so long to hear, he's quite open about it!

[el8592]

ye i know now i saw a few episodes since where he mentions it

[02tsmith]

yer he's going out with the lead singer of bloc party

[warriorsfan19]

who's going out with Kele?

[pinklady1011]

erm are you serious???? there is not 1 straight quality about him!!!!

[sam06s2b]

The Bob Geldof bit was cruel. But equaly hilarious.

[batmansascientist]

Obviously a lot of people are into that because a hell of a lot of people find him hilarious.

Curious as to know why you're on a Simon Amstell video? Why don't you watch something you actually like?

... or get a job?

[sundaeg1rl]

You ought to take your own advice, sunshine. Your spelling and punctuation are appalling.

[pankakespip]

I think I can beat that Eemmaawrr.. I bumbed into Simon Amstell in a doorway when i was coming out of a bar woop :)

[AwdreeHpburn]

"...cigarettes?! That you can legally buy in shops?!

I'll try to carry on but I'm shocked and appalled!!"

[batmansascientist]

"You can't say that word because you don't have one"

"So I can't say it?"

"no!"

"But I don't have an umbrella?"

I laugh so hard everytime I watch that part!

Simon Amstell's so fast with his responces, really shows what a great comedian he is.

Better than Lamaar imo (:

[mikekimikekimike]

I might be slow, or bad at english, but what exactly is an "umbrella"? ^.^

[batmansascientist]

umbrella is just something you use to cover yourself from the rain / sun - just checked your from sweden and I translated it online as a: paraply

not sure if that's the right translation though haha!

[mikekimikekimike]

oh, lol, i thought it was some sort of profanity other than the actual thing you cover yourself with, and yesh, umbrella = paraply :)

[jobobulator]

god i hate winehouse, not only is she god awful but she ugly as aswell isnt she?

[CraigPaardekooper13]

Simon Amstell's style of humour is egotistical, and consequently it is hurtful to the people that he is making a joke with. When I watch Never Mind the BuzzCocks, he makes me cringe, and he makes the people on set cringe too. It is not funny to be nasty.

[anniemal2008]

0:45 HARSH!!!!!

[BreezyWinter]

"Let's all say things we don't have. Personal hygiene!"

"A Grip on reality!"

"A career!" ahahah xD

[SatanSmiling]

Do you know when and where Simon delivers this quote: "I mean his .... balls of course, not his cock and balls".

Been trying to find it for ages.

[willemsjoerd]

it seems almost all episodes have disappeared from youtube.

it's series 20 episode 4 you're looking for, but i can't find it :(

[Kazumaster]

Anyone know where I could find the Nick Holt episode?

[metalrulezU]

Simons face after he says "don't u move" to Nicholas Holt LMAO.

Think that was the wk after Preston left which is way he said it lol so funny

[lockinjac]

hahaha youv got a penis tehe

[Eemmaawrr]

Ooo i saw simon amstell this weekend in a 30person audience in london (;

[MadTija]

I must admit, I am quite jealous. Did you get to speak to him afterwards too, or something?

[1287wc]

simon is definately right :)

[imissrose123]

SIMON RULES<3 -squeal-

[HiltBrawler]

by bob geldof

[mess1983]

Good choice of clips dude

[kairan89]

LOOOOLL

"donny is smoking now?!?! what is he going to do next?!"

i nearly pissed myself

[TonyLoco23]

Simon!

[matt8gerrard]

sorry but i dont get the kill me and make it look like suicide

[237swizz]

Curt Cobain....... Courtney Love drove the poor guy to suicide and now anyone who mentions it on t.v gets sued!

[matt8gerrard]

oooh! lol. thanks

[SemiColon81]

Courtney Love was married to Kurt Cobain, who killed himself. Some people think that Courtney Love really murdered him and made it look like a suicide.

[matt8gerrard]

good she didnt kill alan parteidge

[237swizz]

lmao

[Garsideffxi]

Gotta give credit to Midge Ure (Incorrect Spelling?) he takes the jokes well.

[steveythorpe]

...hava nagila hava... by jews.

Excellent.

[DARRENXD]

HAHAHAHAHAHA he is legend

[legendaryxxsummerxxx]

by bob geldof

[Childrenofbodom7]

'or kill me and make it look like suicide' .... best one liner EVER? seriously.. that was fucking genious

[tammyface]

haha, agree.

[fazscarface]

Cigarettes that you can legally buy in shops!! He embrassed donny ...Legendary

[SarahMooncat]

thats my favourite epposide with donny innit :D brilliant

I LOVE SIMON :D

[rockinshep94]

Haha, so true what he said about Courtney Love XD Good on him

[Leucothea89]

Haha, thanks for the brill compilation of clips. Gave me a chuckle!

[MrPbodii]

HAHAHAHA Courtney Love might kill him and make it look like suicide! Brilliant

[FundamentallyMental]

I'm bringing sexy back....OOUUURRGGHH!!

[tubeydoo1]

hahahahaah LOVE HIM

[VexyHarlequin]

Correct, Band Aid. By Bob Geldof.

[vegunited06]

that's like women saying 'bollocks'

[Garsideffxi]

Poor Midge Ure, he took it all in good fun though. Simon is awesome as usual.

[QueenAreTheBest]

Simon is pretty good. "Don't you move" lol lol or kill me and make it look like suicide

[CRAV3NA7OR]

whats the bob geldoff thing all about? i dont get it

[yiningsu]

@ CRAV3NA7OR

The guest there is Midge Ure, who co-wrote "Do They Know It's Christmas" and co-organized Live Aid and Live 8 with Bob Geldof. During the whole show Simon kept making jokes about how Bob Geldof got all the credit.

But Vienna was by Midge Ure, with no help from Bob Geldof.

[CRAV3NA7OR]

Thanks =)

[wintersengland]

lmao she killed him. docs said he had to much smack in his blood to kill hiself!

[gayboiPhil]

he is indeed the one and only.

I don't like his new hair in the new series (BBC2, 9pm Thursday) The umbrella bit was the best bit

[cocoamashedpotatoes]

Yeah i agree, his hair did look better before. At least they managed to get a few good jokes out of it though.

[ReturnOfDaGreenFlash]

that bit with th umbrella and th smoking bit was brilliant.....

[haza030]

i love the smoking bit simon amstell LEGEND!!!!!!!!!!

[burnsb3]

you dont get it out indoors lol

[cherryjellybeans]

i love simon amstell with a passion xxxxxxx

[beckiangel2010]

LEGEND!!!!!! xx

[horrabletypoe]

Wow, I didn't know Amy Winehouse could talk...

[LarryDong]

but I havn't got an umbrella lmao

[lilemotom]

i love the bit when he takes the mick by saying bob geldof to annoy him

[priya28061990]

LMFAO i love his face when Nick says he wants to go home lol

[wednesburyvilla]

That Donny Tourette episode was genius

[mattwxmla]

more of a cunt  hahahahahah simon amstell is hilarious

[lol1o1lol1o1]

lmfao love tht chair

[MissNatasha90]

Is Simon Amstell actully gay?

[XLOLMOSHCOREX]

Yes.

XD

go to Wikipedia. :3

[MrsHaleyJoelOsment]

omg i know i was about to say that! I have to say i was really really shocked when i found out he is actually gay :S

[danny71113]

haha, i love it how wikipedia is proof of everything.

[thatdrummer69]

This guy cracks me up.

"A cigarette,

THAT YOU CAN LEGALLY BUY IN SHOPS!"

And the bit with the chair at the start!

hahahahahahha!

[xxabsiixx]

i love the chir thing haha

which episode is that?

[DJT2K6]

series 20 Ep1