No love, Eminem (Your Dick is Small Rap Song)

[MrMartin928]

you made my skinny willy stand to attention!

[SUBSCRIBE3101]

You rap pretty well. But why are you rapping about guys penises??!

[JqmmXDXD]

lol



[Dynamics2LiveByBand]

I don't care if you think my dick is small...i would still destroy you. (:

[gbabby69247]

she mad cause her man left her ass..i gotta big dick so whats good

[Dynamics2LiveByBand]

@gbabby69247 hahahaha you one funny ass nigga

[Whosthatpokemon2012]

I like it. I think you're good. You rap on and represent us ladies. But I'm short and your "midget" comment hurt my feelings. :(

[slipmattknot1]

wow you stupid alls you talk about are penis......... stupid you so stupid

[elephantsWithwings]

@slipmattknot1 Not going to lie... your comment it pretty "stupid"...

[4kkgmu58jww]

@elephantsWithwings u want some dicks whore?

[slipmattknot1]

yeah i think she does she's an idiot....

[slipmattknot1]

i think she does...

[slipmattknot1]

how because she's a imichore 50 year old that likes to talk about penis's so your comment is "stupid"

[angieinthehouse]

hahahahahahahah

[ashzole]

You rap with passion!

[EminemandJustinBiebs]

Shut up and go to tidy your house maan !

[djQuina]

yeahh you can't rap, but I would do you 

[123Mesohony]

Oh and you shouldnt rap You suck ass?

[123Mesohony]

Small dicks? Keep your penis thoughts to yourself?

[EminemandJustinBiebs]

Ok I listened to this fuckin shit ! Now,

You say that he is not cute-You are not beautiful

You say that his dick is small- Have you ever seen it ?

You say that your vagina is goog- He will fuck for hours and you will say `OOOOHHHHH` ` god plz let me go dont do this to me i will never say something to you again plz plzzz `

IF YOU EVER SAY SOMETHING TO EMINEM YOU KNOW I`LL NOT FUCK CUZ I`M A 13 YEARS OLD GIRL BUT THOSE OTHER FANS WILL FUCK FOR HOURS ! GO TO HELL MAAN GOT TO HHHEEEEELLLLL !!!!!

[GivingMindlessAdvice]

more

[SN0WMAN856]

u suck at rapping and making raps

[SpidermanLoversful]

Funny how everyone is still saying you suck even though you've said already you know you can't rap. You all just made yourselves seem 454145614752 times dumber.

[timen1986]

@SpidermanLoversful

i don't agree, many of these people didn't knew that she claimed it. and offcourse she can do what the ever she likes. But well... it still sucks. People are on youtube to flame (most of the times). And these songs she makes, asked to be flamed at rofl :)

[hottiejohnny811]

you cant rhyme anytime just quit tryin it cuz i aint buyin it,this shit is fake now go make me a sandwhich,ill give you my mayonaise, now dont go raise hell

[Giuggiola961]

I think this video makes really no sense...

[VideoWatcher0010]

80% of your lyrics are cuss words. Try using some vocabulary next time, work your flow, and wear less makeup ho.

[christoefurobin]

that was awesome! lolol, sucks to be that guy.

[RedCode19116]

What you bitch my dick is 6 INCHES LONG!

[bloodyfur]

LOL I can totally relate ... FYI 24 seconds :(

[1WhyteGurlRappers1]

God.. No offense you fucking suck! Very few whyte ppl can rapp, And your rhymes suck tiny dick!<3

[FirstBlood18]

ur ugly and u cant rap lol. keep doing!

[GivingMindlessAdvice]

make a big dick rap

[killzone2productions]

phew that was some pretty killer flow and lyrics! Just kidding :). Btw i have a small penis, but what some ladies don't realize is that it's not about your pleasure, it's about ours :D.

[SneekyGunner]

she is better than all you motherfucken whores that can't sing like her

[damiedone3]

Shes Funnyy, she pretty good 2

[tradecycles]

truly intelligent lyrics. She's got a spark.

[tradecycles]

That cryon is pretty bigger than my dick

[WaseeMsh4h]

wow

[Yaitisamazing]

what the hell are you doing?

stop mocking your own dick . you look like a camel.

and dont stick your middle finger up again, your vagina misses it.

[06walkera]

is she high? she sounds and looks quite high

[melovesmarshallbruce]

Ohhh How cool, people making "Your Mom" jokes, Shut the fuck up, she can say anddo what the hell she please Yeah...

[FirstBlood18]

lol, bitch ur ugly as fuck. your dissin people with small dicks, because nobody wants to fuck u, haha. keep doing it little girl!

[LefebvreAlyssa]

@FirstBlood18 so what ur saying you have a small dick

[cholo4513]

nice



[LoveInToo]

2 REAL..... I SAY REAL... HE'S BLUE ,I SAY BLUE!

oh my is that blue...........balls?

ddude ur so down , ur down and so down, let her b, u jack shit......what are u worth? TRY NEGATIVE DONEEEEEEEEEEEEE

gyrl........ur so tripping on BOMB ! ty

[15alicia102697]

I think yr wicked girl! yr hilarious... haha

a mouse could produce more sperm hahaha right oon!

[firedem0n5]

YESSS!!! LMFAO I agree LMFAO great work

[nobleone4]

sounds like u got literally fucked by a guy with a small dick n ur jelous he probaly left ur ass for some other hoe. who wants to hear a woman opps i mean girl speak that way ur gross save that for ur small cock bf behindclosed doors

[15alicia102697]

@nobleone4 yr a retard.. just saying

[Jsantosishere]

how did i get here :x

[Xerbase]

What does you roommate (Mirror) think of this?

[iJuHachi]

What's up with the unneccessary movements? You got a muscle twitch or something?

[yourskippy]

@oomsoomm grammar? Eff dat shyt

[ajxdswag]

Stop talking about fucking dicks u dumb fuck is because you dont have One a stop hateing god damn your dad must have a small dick

[oomsoomm]

@ajxdswag LOL U MAD!

[LefebvreAlyssa]

@ajxdswag you must have a small dick huh

[Merlinn2011]

wtf is on her face

[yourskippy]

@elephantsWithwings Your grandma? Yea shes dead That gun went straight to her head Maybe you shoulda learned to shoot Instead of openin them legs like a parachute You talk about PI, and not which you cook? Im surprised your face is outtve a recipe book Quit talking and make me a sandwhich,cause im tired of listenin Kicking ass with my rhymes, the bloods glistenin By the way, you spell Pi wrong, and you call me a moron take your comebacks and stuff it, like you would a tampon

[oomsoomm]

@yourskippy Make your own food, and while you're at it, go fetch yourself a grammar book. You've got some learnin' to do.

[671kmn]

But i,m cocky and have a 9 inch penis.Please!Explain this!

[donewitlifeonceagain]

damn!!!! ahahaha this shit is funny!!!



[TikiKid]

whore

[yourskippy]

You think you words are worth wasting all my time, your a white chick who thinks she can rhyme, you say my dicks small but your mother says otherwise she told me i was the biggest out of the other guys, so shutoff the camera and quit you bitchen and fire up a stove where you belong. The kitchen

[elephantsWithwings]

@yourskippy I am an addiction so unreal call it fiction, With such intricate diction, the last place I'll be is the kitchen. My rhymes are like Viagra, I can go for hours, but you don't have time b/c you're jerkin off in the shower. You fucked my grandma not my mom, you can lie and pretend, You're a fucking moron, can you even comprehend, That my gun went off but there is no finish line, Because like three point one four five nine... Pie (π) is infinite, and so are my rhymes. :)

[RKO2D3STINY2]

@elephantsWithwings THAT WAS NASTY!!!!! You're A Beast! LOL

[Mrsoccerstar98]

@elephantsWithwings

Your raps arent worth a dime. bitch look at the time you rap like a hoe thats wants to go low just like your mama pity she was to slow yo im done with pricks that think they can talk about a dick you mamas a brick she gpt stoned she didnt have the right hormones, your raps are a waste of space you should be put in a case and put back into your pace.

[bollard829]

@elephantsWithwings fuck off wanna be white nicki minaj U SUCK AND SO DO YOUR RHYMES ALONG WITH YOUR VOICE SO GIVE IT UP MY FUCKING EAR HURTS FROM LISTENING TO YOU!

[chocobro239]

@elephantsWithwings pie is not infinite(yet) calling it infinite shows your infinite stupidity

[LefebvreAlyssa]

@yourskippy smallllllllllllllllllllllllll penis u must have

[hottiejohnny811]

@yourskippy oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Chokeslam186]

Did the roommate catch you naked yet? bahahaha

[stanislav576]

stop talking about fucking dicks 

[vabeach94]

lol the lady in the background

[Chokeslam186]

anybody notice the girl in the reflection of the mirror?

[KelCutter1968]

Wow.....Shes PISSED!!!!

[MrsLaurenBrooke]

......Why do you talk like that? You talk like your face is stuck or something..

I would delete this, you have a trashy mouth !

[pure22pker2]

Loved it! Keep doing what ur doing!!!

[MrHondaEater]

His Dick Is Not Small, Your Vagina Is Loose ,Because It Was Used More Then Google

[IVenoMxXI]

ihave a small dick and i'm not a jerk -_-

[jesssthebomb97]

my dick is fucking huge

[chrongrower1]

instead of your finger how bout i wrap my dick around both your thighs and stick it up your ass? u singin about dicks so much maybe u just need one...badly lol

[peterchao221]

guys with big dicks are more cocky.

[teren27]

@kingdomhnal ur the one with the small dick lmaox)

[IJVin]

Who wants to bet that each person who posted a negative comment has a small dick? Because I'd say the odds are pretty high.

[123cys]

Nvm terrible lyrics

[123cys]

Terrible rapper but lowest level of decent lyrics

[flypeepshow]

this actually made my dick even smaller ... damm dhatsKold!!

[DravanDarkstar]

Flagged for copywrite infringment.. this is not original.

[ohheyhogzilla]

*yawn* good to see your ruining decent dace tunes into poorly attemtped hip-hop pish.. tell you what your problem with cocks clearly stems from the fact your dad probably raped you as a child.. so hears an idea... i yawned then lol'd then rofl'd.. then i wrote this the i clicked off.. slag.. dirty stinky manky aids ridden slag :) much love BOOM!

[brian1990aguilar]

your dick is so small i could open a door with it thats halarious

[TheZaidabdullah]

every one that`s hating has a small dick lol lol lol

[arauzxa]

@elephantsWithwings I think...he has a small dick

[JohnSmith1985x]

Funny, I have a BIG dick and enimem(FACT) has a little dick!!! I'm just being an asshole by the way!! HAAAAAAAAAA

[MegaLaurenConrad]

DAAAAAMMMNNNN.... HAHA Im glad I dont have a small dick...HAHAHAhaha... Aaa..

[TheAwesomeKiller]

This is kinda funny, but I hope you're joking lol. Not their fault they have small penises.

[MegaLaurenConrad]

@TheAwesomeKiller Boys are NO exception.... Like a girl cant help if she has small boobs... But there is plastic surgery.. oops nvm then.. OH WELL BOYS ARE SCREWED HAHAHA

[king78802]

@MegaLaurenConrad actually guys can get surgery to enhance the size but i heard it difficult(for some) to keep an erection post surgery

[Brodieestar]

<3 haha

[TinglyFairy]

its interesting how this was in my recommended videos.

[TrafficKAPOWfan]

U rule

[SolidGoldKalashnikov]

wow you are the next Biggie (jk biggie R.I.P. bro)

[gangbang859]

thats atually really good for a girl ( and she is white )

[autumn5612]

@gangbang859 so shes white your point but you are right she is good

[osbournkicker]

Bitch is ugly.

[TheGoodComedy]

Soooo..... why dont most people make fun of floppy pussy? 

[SebasCine]

you really have a bad taste but youre pretty.. thats all hahah

[ThePowerover9000]

Why are you so bad? I bet your a lesbian cuz Ur dad streached your hole to wide. Stop embarrassing yourself for the good of the world.

[mariano2793]

this is ridiculous.. making a video to your haters and people who don´t like you when you have thousands of views, they just don´t give a fuck on you... focus on your fans! i wish I had the amount of views you have..

[evilmickey100]

@elephantsWithwings wat do uwant this meant to do grow it

[AsianHideOut]

I wanna play No Love in a wedding :D The hostess will kick me out

[kidsmove123]

lol

[Faceofscar]

LOL all the dislikes are small dicked dudes

[mikeford09]

You need a good fuck up arse, with NO FUCKING LUBE!! Alright, just a little bit. Actually, NO, NO lube! Okay? You understand? No LUBE!

[jaguar123987x]

She has smalldickfobia and I have loosepussyfobia we are perfect match....wait a minute

[poblo72]

im not a jerk and i have a small dick ..

[sarkisskate]

My dick is so big planes land on it...

[jaguar123987x]

@sarkisskate dAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAmn I'm a jackass and my dick is a pencil, it will crack if I use it for sex so =(

[donewitlifeonceagain]

@sarkisskate hahahahaha like she had said. cocky guys.

[sarkisskate]

@donewitlifeonceagain Yea...that was part of the joke.. you know what nevermind, just pretend you never read my comment -_-

[dudewasntme]

u are fucking ugly as shit and u suck balls at rapping u fat fucking bitch haha fuck you

[bartaloop]

good lyrics but just not the right beat

[MrStein10]

... lol

[DennisDzeko]

She had boyfriend and he had small penis :( Poor girl

[96peeko]

how did i get here O.o

[riojas21]

@elephantsWithwings

??? right on!! darla has standards. whoever this IS for must have a micropenis condition. it has to do w hormones really... dont hate.... id say appreciate but... just dont hate. ;]

[goldeeye1994]

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooo­wwwwwwwww u r a beast im going to show aaaaaaaaalllllllllllll me friends this

[RainbowRacoon]

omg, this was amazingly amazing. ibcan rap, but not xpme up with lurics that work so well

[CoNRadRaPs]

you cant rap...... but who cares!! it is good lyrics!!!

[joelbhartzell]

who cares if you cant really rap....youre gettin your fuckin feelings out in the funniest possible way. LOVE IT. sucks to be that guy....altho i think redheads are hot too, sorry haha

[cagedNenraged]

i left when you started rapping

[holdupdown]

WTF Did i just look at...I got to stop going to youtube.

[danilovesyouu77]

lmaoooo this is funny as hell....fuck everybody hating on her!! HATERS lol

[kaylamgraham]

Your raps are amazing they made me laugh my ass off.

[koertje]

my dick grows when i see you

[jokerz649]

70 people havesmall dicks

[pure22pker2]

so i think a guy treated u badly and everyone on your coments are being ass holes. keep it up loved it!

[sheridanpiro]

your talking slow like we dont understand english

[DrPooMonster]

i like prostitues

[i420Marijuana]

I wanna fuck you bad

[SuperKillerxp]

u u mabe have a small dick bitch

[JustCausePwnzr]

so what did we learn from this? she likes donkey cock

[blackshadyJML]

Fuck thm duds talking shit u tight baby girl

[iluelementry]

maybe you should get some pussy cream to tighten the door way of hell

[iluelementry]

sorry ... GATES

[kkbbmm112233]

look, the fact that your putting so much emphasis on the fact that jackasses supposedly have small dicks signifies your shallowness becuase instead of "rapping" about them being dicks your rapping about them having small dicks and in this way your prioritising appearance in spite of personality which means your a bitch and following your assumptions you have a small vagina or in fact penis cos i'm not too sure.

[bloody4bloody14]

Ohhh and also 2 the haters u all probably got small dicks 2 my pinky can probably be a better fuck buddy then ur small ass dicks

[bloody4bloody14]

@LILFIL180 this girl is a mastermind so u should really stf^ turn ur ugly ass around and never comment on this again thank u :)

Btw gurl u rock ;)

[LILFIL180]

U fail so much u whore... u can never be satisfied u want the biggest cock in ur ugly ass vagina and btw ur rapping sux big time dont ever do this again

[wachtler322]

love it(:

[pugskreationz]

she likes that donkey cock you can tell

[Turkaaay]

@makimilos

I think somebody has a small penis. And I bet there's 4 times as many guys that would 'approach' her, than the number of people in general that will ever even look at you. And if you don't like the vid, why did you watch it? What it's about is cearly stated in the title, you stupid ass clown.

[Turkaaay]

Damn girl. This has got to be directed at somebody, cuz you went HAM! I couldn't stop laughin through the whole vid

[feiz01]

Perfect, I bet your x is feeling soooooooo humiliated lol great work babe from England love it x

[makimilos]

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH GO OUT AND SEE IF ANY GUY ACTUALLY APPROACHES YOU!!!!!!!!

[ilovetosm420ke]

haha, thats pretty funny. GOOD JOB

[maximumvedios]

hahaha

[cujo9]

is this why your dad has a small maggot dick? you seem to know all about small thin dicks. hahahahahaha

[bobjoesir]

My little sissy penis would just make you laugh it is so tiny.. but maybe I could be your sissy slave? I could buy you presents and send you money! I would make videos of me doing things to entertain you! Anything for a gorgeous goddess like you!

[BLACKBIRD91FILMS]

Good example of WHITE TRASH

[IeEag]

lmao, ur so bad, i can freestyle better than u

[TheKaitiebug123]

fuck you bick you have a small dick and get a life and you wouldnt even have to bother someones life hoe bag muther fucking hoe

[AkLvKk]

old.