How Chuck Met Huck

[DonArkadi]

chuck norris should be a liberal...i'm so sad i just learned bout his fundamentalist conservative christian...i betta stop

[RapyPro]

Chuck 2012, Huckabee for vice president!

[KissaKiller]

What Chuck Norris wants, Chuck Norris gets.

[MrQung]

jäib

[MrThunderFox]

• pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ʎɯ ǝʞoɹq sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ

[elco9791]

Palin Huckabee 2012

[MrSheppy45]

Chuck Norris is boring

[theVIDEO678]

@MrSheppy45 your entire life is boring,

[SuperAlcapwnage]

chuck norris counted to infinity twice

[StealaMaDrizzle89]

They should make a comedy move about chuck called

TWO WORDS:CHUCK. NORRIS.

[checthisshitout]

haha I owned a guy in Grand Theft Auto (balls of gay tony) called chuck norris and I was like WTF! so I searched it and WTF its a real guy!

[gonadcancervictim]

ron paul 2012

[Krazyleggz742]

OMG. The media had nothing about this!!!

If they did, we would all be living in a different situation right now..

[MrAlex56311]

Chuckabee 2012

[FourTrackMan]

Nazi Germany surrender to the United States on May 7th, 1945.

Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945.

Coincidence? I think not.

[FailboatSkipper]

@FourTrackMan Chuck Norris' birthday is March 10, 1940.

[MrAlex56311]

Some kids pee their name in snow. Chuck Norris pees his name in concrete.

[kelek2]

@MrAlex56311 ive done that before...

[SuperScaramanga]

If Chuck Norris had a brain he'd be dangerous.

[Onlyhave]

10 facts chuck norris cannot doChuck Norris Cannot:1.Tie a Knot in his dick 2.Spell his name in all languages in the snow while pissing and not stopping the stream3.Fart the chinese alphabet4.Spell the chinese alphabet whilst talking arabic and taking a shit without am ass hole5.Talk German and not instantly hate all jews6.Hate jews7.Eat chinese food and not be hungry 20 minutes later8.wear a Onesy and not feel gay9.Appear in Family Guy in full color10. Punch daniel with his chest pubes

[BuffDuffforstuff22]

@Onlyhave

chuck norris can tie a knot in his dick, but the size is as big as uranus

[purironpkrftw]

sıɹɹou ʞɔnɥɔ

[danoob48]

Don't worry Chuck norris can stop 2012 from ever happening.

[srtimpson]

Watch my vids please.

[mopbrothers]

I wonder how many of those guys in the crowd (all together) Chuck Norris could beat up.

[rwragarm06]

Chuck Norris For Prez IN 2012! He'll KICK THOSE IMMAGRETS BUTts!!!

[amacntexas]

Chucktatership is coming. Future tours include, Iran, Yemen, Venezuela and Canada. Not in that order he will do it all at once with Force 121.

[TheGameDude001]

CHUCK 2012!!!!!!!!! FTW or else.....

[VertSk8er12]

dont get to close. he might roundhouse kick you.

[PhatProductinz]

if chuck becomes VP or president. The world will end. JEEBUS.

[internalpeaceseeker]

whatever you say chuck lol you're the man

[Legomygrego16]

could you imagine if chuck norris ran for president?

[katelilith]

@Legomygrego16

I don't mean to correct you, but if that were to happen Chuck Norris would "walk" for president, not run. Everyone else would be running to catch up.

[Legomygrego16]

@katelilith haha thats awesome! i love chuck norris facts!

[Mirdamor]

when chuck norris does push up he push down the world.

[rewinder2008]

thats why 2012 its the end of the world. chuck norris the president

[slipknotfanalex21]

barrak obama sux

[fctchk]

When Chuck Norris talks, his brain cells register no activity.

[ADDEMAN94]

Chuck Norris for president

[xjeanxnormax]

ay fag who dont belive in god go fuck ur self dude

at least where the ones who arent going to HELL unlike urself

so go FUCK YOURSELF MOTHER FUCKER!!!

sorry god and jesus for my language=]

[JesusSucksHorseCock]

@xjeanxnormax I can't tell if you're trying to be funny or just criminally stupid.

[CHAPAPA96]

@JesusSucksHorseCock Woops your just a troll i'm sorry i didn't realize.

[JesusSucksHorseCock]

@CHAPAPA96  Don't mention it.

[blkknight61]

@xjeanxnormax apparently you don't know much ? you're still going to hell read the bible idiot.

[Legomygrego16]

@blkknight61 haha actually as long as he accepts christ as his savior and repents of his sins, no hes not.

[blkknight61]

@Legomygrego16 kk

[cloud50006]

@xjeanxnormax I realize that guy is an idiot but saying that everyone that doesnt believe in god is goin to hell is wrong, seriously wrong.

[Legomygrego16]

@xjeanxnormax dude, you really think thats gonna bring people to jesus? people hold christians to a higher level and expect them to be kind and generous. dont cuss then say sorry jesus. im a christian dude, and i think that a more gentle approach would be appropriate, dont you?

[TheAENinja]

Don't Fuck With Chuck.

[JesusSucksHorseCock]

NumbChuck or DumbChuck?

[punisher0222]

chucknorris will kick ur ass

[anglianchannel]

I used to think Chuck was great too til he started getting involved in right wing politics and qouting the bible as a means to justify war, then add to that the plastic surgery to make him look older ( i mean younger ) he is a moron now who thinks America is destined for the doomesday phrophecy, he was a great fighter but now he is washed up with nasty religion

[Flashmikko]

There is nothing wrong with being conservative or being religious. You're just upset because he's one of the very few well known actors to be on the right side of the spectrum.

[JesusSucksHorseCock]

FuckNorris licks ass.

[punisher0222]

ik you dont beleive in Jesus or God ebcause your user name says it. But ave and eve were the 1st pweople in this world god made them. Without God there would be nobody here. One of my aunts died looking to the side of the bed AND nobody standing there saying iim not ready to die yet Frank whichFrank was ehr dad. It aint no lie those were angels.

[JesusSucksHorseCock]

Are you fucking drunk, or just another religious retard who got hold of a computer?

Go fuck yourself, and take your dead aunt with you.

[nrobyar]

YOU are a HUGE advetisement for conservatism. I am so glad you are not my child. I have a lovely daughter who would never use such vulgar language to try and make a point. THAT is just a turnoff and noone is really even listening to what you are trying to get across.

[JesusSucksHorseCock]

@nrobyar

Aren't we both lucky! If you were my parent, I blow my fucking head off!

[CHAPAPA96]

@JesusSucksHorseCock You are just the type of person everyone but idiots hates to be around. You can't see anyone's views ecxept for your own which really bothers me. I dont really think I believe in god but I accept other peoples views and beliefs unlike you. You are a sad excuse for a person and feel very sorry for you. I hope one day you find the strength to get your head out of your ass and come into the 21'st century and realize that you are not the only person who's beliefs matter!!!

[JesusSucksHorseCock]

@CHAPAPA96 If I have made your day just the tiniest bit worse, I am delighted. Pompous cocksuckers like you are best harvested and served with cheap beer. Your opinion of yourself is ridiculous, and my greatest hope is to read your obituary, declaring that your entire family was extinguished by a garbage truck on a lonely road.

Prick.

[CHAPAPA96]

@JesusSucksHorseCock You are just the type of person everyone but idiots hates to be around. You can't see anyone's views ecxept for your own which really bothers me. I dont really think I believe in god but I accept other peoples views and beliefs unlike you. You are a sad excuse for a person and feel very sorry for you. I hope one day you find the strength to get your head out of your ass and come into the 21'st century and realize that you are not the only person who's beliefs matter!!!

[Fubeli]

@punisher0222 Amen!

[cloud50006]

@punisher0222 I do believe its ADAM and Eve, oh and please dont go saying that the biblical theory of life is a fact, because it isnt.

[JesusSucksHorseCock]

Precisely!

[gotzou]

reporter said: "specially somebody in your position that can destroy the whole universe with just a stare"

[TheAlaskan42]

dude that would be sweet

[cotybarker]

Huckabee 2012, Chuck for vice president

[doompod]

That would be awesome!!!!

[george77772moons]

@cotybarker Chuck Norris is nobody's sidekick.

[binksLMG]

@cotybarker other way around buddy

[FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7]

@cotybarker that would SUCkabee

[Hirmaj]

@cotybarker Chuck as VP would never happen, because the president would always resign out of fear.

[Pokertron200]

@cotybarker

Chuck for president AND vice president.

[Excalibur5k]

@cotybarker blasphemy! CHUCK NORRIS FOR WORLD DICTATOR!!!!!!!!!!!

[kingkell2]

@cotybarker you crazy?! No. Chuck norris should not be vice president... That would be a few steps down from his current position, otherwise known as god.

[Lordofdragons16]

After reading "The many adventures of Chuck Norris" Godsmack knew what to name their band.

[MileyandJonasclub]

i met chuck norris

i have a pic with him

[akar3m0]

Why did mike lose even though chuck norris rooted for him? Because chuck norris gor arrested before voting, for round-house kicking everyone in line. Then he drove two police men to the police station...IN CHUCKS CAR.

[nrobyar]

As much as Chuck Norris has done in his life, he should be most proud of the stand he took and the work he did for Governor Huckabee's presidential run!  My opinion of him shot up 1000%! He is truly a GREAT AMERICAN... Huckabee 2012....It's a marathon....

[kawahawk76]

2012...I'm there with you.

[freshalex15]

@nrobyar you guys are a bunch of media controlled population. how can you say b/c Chuck Norris took a stand and helped out Governor Huckabee's presidential run, your opinion of him shoot up 1000% ? did you hate Chuck Norris before he helped your candidate? if so what is wrong with you?

[freshalex15]

@nrobyar Chuck Norris is known for helping people be in shape and a karate master. to add to all that can only tell how dumb people here are because your comment only got 16 thumbs up incomparison with cotybarker's who said Huckabee 2012, Chuck for vice president! how got 19 thumbs up :(

[freshalex15]

@nrobyar GOSH I HOPE THIS IS A JOKE !

[thestranger4812]

@nrobyar

On the contrary, Mike Huckabee gets it wrong on nearly every single issue.

[xsamiasx]

I can say only one thing... "Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him. "

[bigfanowarriors]

...

[SeveralPeople]

i think Bruce Lee is better. especially at acting.

[spriteman987]

Chuck Norris might be all great for you but don't forget "The Legend", one of the people that beat Chuck in a fight, the one and only...Bruce Lee, but his dead.

:/

I miss Bruce Lee. Now he will be the best and all mighty, never lost a fight...Just to death.

[66Adidas66]

dude what does that have to do with chuck norris

[fattymcfattybags]

He is dead because Chuck Norris always wins.

[pezaddict821]

Anyone else notice how Chuck says "um" a lot?

[klidpsol]

chuck 'em all!

[nacnacryan]

I actually liked Chuck until now....

[4815162342bob]

right on

[Butterflyassassin]

Chuck is my man!!!

[Sha1dov]

He has the voice of god

[bigsurprises]

dammm its thats my negga CHUCK NORRIS!!

[t0t4lpatdfreak]

Chuck Norris is gonna roundhouse Huck to stardom. lol

[patriciaoday]

The real headline for Iowa should be "Huckabee whallops Obama 39,814 to 940"

[vivimasta]

You realize the systems are different between Democrats and Republicans? More people went out to the Democratic caucuses than the Republican ones. Obama had 38% of the delegation, while Huckabee had 34%. So not only does your argument not work, but under the system you perceive is in place you are still wrong.

[sexwithbozscaggs]

what "vivimasta" says! You realize the systems are different between Democrats and Republicans? More people went out to the Democratic caucuses than the Republican ones. Obama had 38% of the delegation, while Huckabee had 34%. So not only does your argument not work, but under the system you perceive is in place you are still wrong.

[wyldeman69]

Why did you repeat the thing the person above you put? And unrelated but, you have a very interesting user name...

[femtoguts]

why did you repeat the thing the person above you put? And unrelated but, you have a very interesting user name...

[wyldeman69]

Hmmm, I must be dealing with high-schoolers...

[bollyanddom]

Hmmm, I must be dealing with high-schoolers...

[standardride]

Hmmm, I must be dealing with high-schoolers...

[JacrostheWHite]

Hmmm, I must be dealing with high-schoolers...

[xtimxfatex]

Hmmm, I must be dealing with high-schoolers...

[standardride]

Why did you repeat the thing the person above you put? And unrelated but, you have a very interesting user name...

[fokmi]

O'reilly can suck my dick, and you can too. You are both ignorant racists.

[shanklinmike]

This sucks, I actually liked Chuck Norris! Oh well!

[eyarg123]

White Power! I'm all for Huckabee.

[hserokdivad]

Chuck looks like he has a mini mullet.

[yobbo]

people' look beyond the "chuck norris is so invincible" facts if you're going to make a comment. chuck really is a good guy so I take his opinion seriously, not as some cult- follower.

[gundust5]

sadly as mike might be a bad candidate or not.. im assuring he will have the gamer vote.. only because of his connection with chuck norris. its like a religion. anything norris is bite and chew. oh well.. GO MIKE!!! /Rawr

[duckafro]

Clearly Chuck only did research on Huckabee and not alot of research on EVERYONE else like..I don't know....RON PAUL. -.-

[YamadaJisho]

No, I'm pretty sure, he did his research on Ron Paul. I don't know anyone, and I mean anyone, who supports him on the Republican ticket. Most people I know are for Mick Huckabee. I'm for Duncan Hunter, but that's neither here nor there. Ron Paul is kinda Psychotic.

[duckafro]

True Ron Paul might not get nominated as Republican but calling him psychotic is a bit much for a person who has been a physician for about 30 years and delivered over 4000 babies don't you think? Aleast he has solid plans for the future and wants to end the war to save money instead of being a big spender like all the other Republican candidates.

[YamadaJisho]

Nah, I don't think psychotic is a bit much. Besides, it was 'kinda' psychotic. His behavior during teh Republican debates is what gave it away for me, but then I saw who the Ku Klux Klan and American Nazi party want as president. Ron Paul.

[duckafro]

those people donated their money for lower taxes and stability of our economy. not so that Ron Paul would endorse on thier beliefs. Ron Paul follows the Constitution of the United States of America and if thats "Kinda Phycotic" then gtfo of my country.

[YamadaJisho]

Ron Paul beleives that all our problems will go away if we just pull out of Iraq. That's psychotic. If we pull out, then Iran will pull in and take all oil in the middle east, an oil will not be sold to this country anymore. We are not energy self-sufficient, so we will be pushed into economic ruin if we leave Iraq right now. Ron Paul is a bit psychotic if he beleives otherwize, and as are you, so you can gtfo of my country.

[duckafro]

If we stay in Iraq then we spend another Trillion dollars fighting for oil. And Ron Paul doesn't believe pulling out of Iraq will save our economy, he blieves its the 1st step of saving our economy. The next steps would be to establish free trade with ALL countries (including Iraq) and stop government spending on superfluous organizations. And fyi oil companies are buying out our energy efficient companies because people buy their oil instead of paying for solar panels and crap.

[t4kne]

stop smoking crack.

[RonPaulFtMyersFL]

Ole Chucky was known for his brawn NOT his brains! His endorsement will hurt that guy as it is not credible, and only based on same baptist faith believe -both bible thumbers!

[RonPaulFtMyersFL]

He really proably met him at the bathroom stalls! Both seem like in the closet gay men, out to get the good gay guys. Two bigots, what a pair!

[tacitusk]

How insightful.

[wyldeman69]

I detect a hint of sarcasm...

[standardride]

i detect a hint of sarcasm...

[gusmo5]

Ron Paul will get my vote.

[Noaffiliation867]

Chuck Norris is the man!

[d991]

Someone needs to tell Chuck Norris to look up Wayne DuMond, and Glen Green...and then come tell people if he still stands up for Huckabee.

[FridaPeoples]

The irony is in how the Huckabee character is exaggerated just like the Chuck character.

[davea0511]

Ughhh. I'm going to huckchuck.

[TrevorJNoyes]

interesting, Wake up America Vote Ron Paul. America is living in the 51st state , a state the George Bush has put them in, a state of fear. Wake up America stop believing the lies. Start finding out the truth, don't let the government do your thinking for you. Vote for smaller government, less taxation and more freedom. Vote Ron Paul.

[Konomizer]

Okay, this Chuck Norris thing used to be funny. Now, it's getting a bit dumb. ~~

[sonnybrown]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

[yayarea41507]

Fuck Schmuck-abee

and Fuck Chuck Norris

Does his opinion mean anything?

[ariakokoschka]

Apparently does because they put him on one of Fox Nazi News a while back and he fizzled. Redneck nation...

[fokmi]

You're the one who fucking looked this up and watched it. Dipshit. Whether his opinion should or not mean something, it does.

[blair227]

Who gives a shit what this guy thiks anyway.

[mmongo55]

nice wig chuck!

[ShiekYerbooty]

Even Chuck Norris couldn't kick the butts of all the illegal aliens Mike would have standing in line to sponge off your tax dollars

[American1stN4most]

Tax Hike Mike,........grab your wallets

[mrl0p3z]

All I'm saying is if Chuck Norris is Huckabee's high profile celebrity supporter, he's in trouble.

[tc8008]

So did Huck promise a position in his administration to Chuck for his endorsement?

Hummm??? VP Chuck??? LOL

Ron Paul 2008!

[holdingcompany]

The best thing about Chuck is his manly beard. His personal grooming habits are one of Hollywood's best kept secrets. How does that man keep such a lovely beard in tact while having such a strenuous schedule?

Shit, that's Chuck Norris for you!

[ddnn2000]

Sorry Chuck, Ron Paul is the man to run this counrty! Ron Paul 08!

[saltnpepper101]

Politics + Religion = War

WTF Chuck

so you're a bible thumper... ummmmm

[ZanderJSketch]

I disagree with Chuck Norris, but it doesn't change the fact that he's Chuck Norris.

CHUCK NORRIS!

[wes788d8]

Hey guys,instead of some smart reasons why chuck is wrong, lets do some name calling and do exactly what they do! maybe that will get us somewhere!No. How 'bout you go do something?

[cityview1989]

How Chuck met Suckabee/war-mongerer

[frellthat]

If you think this is bad, check out that video where he (Norris) advocates teaching the Bible as public school curricula.

[hogskin]

I'm burning all his crappy ass videos now!

[jsfumato]

Easy chuck dont blow yer hair plugs !!!!!

[jsfumato]

Bullshit Chuck ! you knew exactly who Huck was BECAUSE you are a shill for the religious right you and your wife are constantly on the Trinity Brodcast Network with other big haired.bad plastic surgey hacks talking about how American was built on judeo Christian "values" .they know red necks are fairly retarded and will be dazzled by Walker texas ranger !woo fuckin Hoo! Fetus...the other white meat!

[KataVideo]

chuck's a christian martial artist, he does "JUDO christian" values. chuck hasn't done "JUDEO" values since his contract with Golan-Globus ended.

[stanburdman]

When Chuck Norris said "My email" he ment "My ninja messenger with a scroll of information."

[Bergbruder]

Bruce Lee would probably vote for Ron Paul. I'd lay a bet on it.

[KataVideo]

Bruce Lee.. occasional pot smoker, barrier-breaker, stereotype-smasher.. yeah, he'd be all about some wrinkled old anti-choice obstetrician who would deregulate the world and allow corporate greed to run unfettered over the little guy

[Bergbruder]

It appears someone has not done their homework. Ron Paul wants to free America from the corporate greed of managed and regulated trade under NAFTA, CAFTA, and the WTO. In addition, he wants to do away with the IRS and the Federal Reserve, which are the two biggest anti-little-guy institutions in America. Furthermore, Ron Paul is from Texas, something even Chuck Norris must like.

[KataVideo]

yeah, that's practically word-for-word what the other ron paul automatons say..

[Bergbruder]

You don't win arguments with ad hominems. If you don't simply want to admit that I am right and that you lose this little debate, then let's hear a substantive argument from you. It appears I am not the only one who knows the facts and has taken the time to point them out to you. Huckabee would make a great pastor, but we're talking about the United States Presidential election here, don't forget. Think for yourself.

[MarquisdeBarrabas]

KataVideo, exactly.

[greyflcn]

Frankly encouraging RobberBarron Capitalism isn't "Protecting us from Corporate Greed".