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  • Something tells me he lives in a van down by the river........

  • i wanna be just like you pastor dude!! youre soooo cool.

  • Pastor, what's the bible say about GLUTTONY? It's a SIN. Ya think you may need to lose a few LBS here brother?

  • this is parody, right?

  • Gluttony is a sin you know.

  • laugh it up while you can. in case some of you more ignorant types don't know, the bible actually refers to the antichristain sentiment that all of you have being one of the 'signs of the times'. believe it or not (pun intended) before the end you, yeah you right there, will be cheering as you watch the gvmt decapitate christians, probably right here on youtube... like i said enjoy it while it lasts.

  • @cwross1976 People have been saying the world is gonna end since the days of the crusades and stil hasn't happened yet. I'm sure it's not gonna have for the next five thousand years. The bible means nothing.

  • @CrimesonWitcher i hope you're right, i really do. becasue if i'm right alot of people are going to be very uncomfortable for a very long time for not very good reasons. oh and remember that when God says a thing is so it is in fact so, like light and breath of life. you don't believe it... fine, your beliefs mean nothing.

  • @cwross1976 No see my belief is based on logic so it does mean something because on some level it makes sense. You telling me that what you believe is true just because it was written by men two thousand years ago in an age of ignorance instead of being written by angels makes it meaningless because it could have been made up.

  • There is only 3 chapters in titus. Blasphemy in THE unforgivable sin. You make me sick. You are a disgrace to real people with a divine annointing of the the HOLY GHOST on the streets and misssions and in the churches that have given their life towards serving the Lord. Get a job, or go try to preach the true gospel to a bunch of sinners at a rock show ready to break your teeth out. Bet you wont be hoppin around then, joking about God. Maybe you need Christ Jesus ,brother. 828.606.2855.

  • @skipdimple He's making fun of the televangelists who plainly JUST want your money. The prosperity gospel i one sentence: "God wants you rich, send me the check." Remember that preacher who set up prayer cloth scams? Send the "pastor" money, he'll send you a prayer cloth. Send it back with a $20 dollar bill, and he'll sign it and say a prayer for you. It was heretical to say the least. And you're right, "pastor dallas" is fictional and they probably aren't Christians. I'm praying they convert...

  • the last time i cavorted in this manner was after ingesting 25,000 micrograms of purple haze.

  • Pastry dallas more like,another fat lazy bastard

  • He needs to post another video. I need some inspirational toe dipping.

  • hell bound , there is no forgivness in this world and the world to come .

  • Ahahaha, you can tell from their behaviour that religious nuts can smell the upcoming death of their barbaric hateful iron age cults... The more desperate they are, the more stupidly the act. Let's just hope they won't kill us all in a last attempt at defending theor pityful beliefs.

  • speak in tonges say fucking hallloia whole day year around and ask your lord to make you 50 kgs lighter. If it works i also will say the fucking word!

  • its about time somebody brought comedy to the church....it needs a good laugh!!!

  • SLOB

  • What a troll.

  • d-d-d-d-dip a toeee!

  • he needs to lay off coffee

  • jesus is justice.. dever is dead !

  • A wise man once said, God is--God is un-- And yknow what does that mean? I don't know. The Lord knows, y'know? And what He told me was riveting.

  • I have 2 words for this guy Weight watchers !

  • The Catholic Church founded by Christ and to which He entrusted all the treasures of salvation is for her part also jealous of the privileges of her sole Master and Lord, and teaches all men that they must turn towards her and be baptized by her if they wish to be saved and partake of the glory of God in a happy eternity. Thus the Church is essentially missionary. She is essentially one, holy, Catholic, Apostolic and Roman.

  • @Trucidofy If this were written above the vernacular ability of a 5 year old, it might have been funnier... Or not...

  • Christians, if you can't grasp that this video is satire, you shouldn't post anything. If you take it too seriously, well... life is gonna be hard for you and I'm sorry. And for those who can't resist a fat joke, Caleb has lost quite a bit of weight since this video was made, but I doubt that you have gotten any brighter.

  • OMG I LOVE WHEN U SWIM!!! CHECK US OUT <3 THE BURSTING SHOW

  • jimmy hendrix music in background??DOPE

  • Wow! I used to be an assistant pastor of a Charismatic church and preached almost every Sunday somewhere in my home town and I never heard of Titus 12:12! I just wonder what Bible he's reading and wtf he's talking about? Titus only has 3 chapters and nothing about giving into the church.

  • I don't think i'll be coming to your meetings , you really too dramatic.

  • Enjoyed watching this, Please do some more!

  • Aw, come on christians! On your knees before this man of God! He is truly blessed with the spirit of the Lord! If you can't see that, you're in the service of Satan!

  • My friend you need to repent.

  • @panielsmail woah buddy, your gettin' a little involved there... you do know he's joking, right? shhhh... calm down... it's ok... there you go... there you go...

  • Is this real life? Wow, Negged.

    Misc. reps

  • What is sad is that people believe this crap and follow mentally unstable people like this

  • haha your a cool guy, yeh a very cool guy going to a hot place, believe that!! you hillbilly retard

    Galatians 6:7 Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked

  • @huluvzcousinbenson Fuck God and Fuck you! This guy is fucking Great!

  • FAT FUCK IDIOT !!!

  • who let you in a church? or is that a church?

  • UN HOLY. YOU ARE AN ANTI CHRIST

  • @tspinhogan He is no messiah

  • UN HOLY. YOU ARE AN ANTI CHRIST!

  • UN HOLY. YOU ARE AN ANTI CHRIST!!!!

  • I̠͕͉̥͖̙̠̹͗ ̸̭̤̪̼͎̱̬̤̱͊̊͌̿͛̎̉͝w͋̂͏̛̙i̧ͬ̌͗͘­̖̬l̒̍ͤ̈ͭ͋͊҉̻̟̺͙̪l͚̞̱̩ͫ̐̓̈ͨ̔ͣ̀͠­̩̮̜͔ͅ ͍͍̭̜̼̙̣͔ͭ̉͊̈́͡r̨̠̠̟̦͕͎̊a̓̐ͥ̅̋͆ͫ­̪̳͙̯̣̼̬̯̞ͫ͌p̷̪̟̞̣̼͙̭̒ͣͮ̄ͫͧ̿eͩ̒­̶̘̼̺̟̅͂͠ ̡̛̪̱̝̳̿ͩ̿ͩ̈ͭ͟h̵̫͇̠̼͎̱͔ͬͩ̇̏̔i̔ͩ­̵̵̤̞̟̩̝͇̝̈ͫ̏͌̀̇ͦ͟s̢̹̯̙͖̈́̓̊͂͘ ̨̞̙̺͔ͮ̾͠f̛̩̭͉͉̀̚͟l̦̱̪ͬ͂̎e͆͊̈ͫ̚­̵͉̖̻̐ͧs̨̛̤̭̎ͮͯ̽̑͠h̭ͯ̈̉̚͞͡ ̨̣̭̞̗̩̳̭̰̊ͬ͂̊̄̕a̴̹̘̝̦̬̖̮̮ͯ͛̾̔̍­n͖͚̞̮̺̤̖̫̆͋̃̒d̸̪̜͉̟͚̭͚̈́͠͡ ̠͂͋͊ͥ̾̈́ͩ̓ͅb̨̡̰̫̑̓͛ͪ̐͜l͓̟̫̋̎͊̏ͦ­o̸ͪͯͦ͂͏̫͎͈͙̀o̱͙̦̙̹͋͊̏̈̾̋ͅdͭ̐͑ͭ­̻̙̃,̪̯͈̳̹͐ͮ͢ ͍̮̟̳̮̻̔̀̇́͞S̉̓ͬ͊̀̎ͭ҉̩͔͈a̎̑͌̿̄̊­̴̫̜͈̘́t̫̘̰̘͔ͤ́͆̚͠a͇͖̤͈͉̟̠̎̕͟nͩ­̴̡̌̉̊̓҉̱̙̪̘.̥͖̫̲̺̺̘͉̐̒̇͗͛͌ͯ̚̕

  • locos!!

  • I wish I had the ability to carpet swim :(

  • You should eat just 1 more burrito :) Chubs!

  • What a fat desperate loser!!!!

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  • It's so funny how many people are so lost in there heads about this funny mans video. They will gag at a maggot then swallow a camel. They will say horrible things about someone, because he is merely pointing out the irony of people clamming to know love, but act a fool, with bias included. The irony is, people want him to pay for something that is clearly seen in churches everywhere. You want Him to "Pay" and repent for what? For your obsession with associating God with your ignorant minds.

  • Wow.....ignorance is great till it affects someones life. You do realize by doing this you turn folks away from what really happens in church. I wouldn't want to be you. Responsible for the damnation of many souls that actually believe what this video represents. Honestly I just feel sorry for you. Come to actually know christ and you will realize this video is so disrespectful. If someone made fun of your job would you think it's funny? What I'd they made fun of your family? Thats how some peo

  • love his belly at 1:50

  • ya get immersed....in NUCLEAR WASTE FROM JAPAN. Gulf streams aren't looking too good right now....

  • I couldnt watch half of it... I "DOUBT" it gets any better...

  • moobs

  • Bahaha I love when Christians get pissed off and call ppl Satan.

  • @melyniabelle I would take it as a compliment....that means I gave their god a purpose.

  • RIDICULO

  • Loser. Fat Loser.

  • Lose some weight. A don't associate with your kind, cause you give us a bad name.

  • This guy is a retard.

  • Doubt? I doubt this guy has seen his pecker in a long time.

  • THANK GOD IM CATHOLIC

  • fucking idiot.

  • woe to you............

  • Why do idiots like you put stuff like this on the internet? I hope you go to hell... Oh wait. That's right. You already are with pastor DumbCrap!

  • This guy is into showbusiness- NOT being a good pastor!!

  • looks like he is dipping into the dream whip (-:

  • what a yerk!! so sad... man, come to your common sense

    But you are right in one point; you really look fat like some of them..lol

  • what a yerk!! so sad... man, come to your common sense

  • oh lawd

  • HES GOING TO PAY HE CAN MAKE FUN OF THE HOLY GHOST

  • Nice camel-toe

  • preaches on doubt

    doubt that he can see his feet

    doubt that he can dress himself

    doubt that he will have a congregation next week

    isnt there something about gluttony?

    xtians are soo gullible, will follow anyone. find the REAL TRUE GOD... He has always been here with us. He is the one who the xtian god assigned to watch us. He loves us- spiritually and physically. He is My Master- look where you have not, you will find him too

  • I have watched this video, i don't know how many times and i laugh harder each time i watch it. I love Jesus! He is my God!!!! God has a sense of humor too. I wish this guy would make more videos!

  • all that exercise should get rid of his fat, no? why not working?

  • This is not romotely funny.

  • ..hhhmmm..he evidently doesn't take the deadly sin of gluttony seriously..maybe he should dip o toe into that one..

  • @SuperTiredofitall Or maybe lets think about this.This guy reads your comment, and has tried really hard to loose wait. He is very confused in his head, and gives up. These comments just keep tearing him down. He desperately trys to find a way out, then the last comment that does him in is yours. He blows his brains out and his family has to bury him. Now,.. what sin did you comment? What evil did you praise? What evil, to hide behind a youtube name, and spread there legs to any who will watch.

  • wow the ppl that likes this is jus as retarded as the person thats in it and that video it.

  • I doubt he's ever turned away from a slice of pie in his life!

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  • @mcfrenchcfryphobe BTW, it's weak, not week. You removed your comment, afraid that your hissy fit will show what kind of xtian you really are, hmmmmm?

  • @Albtraumen Oh, I forgot it is so much easier to hate on this guy then it is to spell.. I wouldn't stain myself with the Christian label. Hay folks when you try to defend people from hate filled fucks , make sure you spell the words right.

  • I removed the comment because I felt I was to pissed. I fucking hate it when people feel the need to cut other people with there words, It's lower than pig shit.

  • @mcfrenchcfryphobe Sounds like you're still P.O.'d Lololol.....

  • you hear the angles there is a med 4 that man just ask the doc

  • Hi! Didn't God told you to wash your hair?

  • WOW! Your in trouble with the Lord. I hope you change before judgement day.

  • this is retarded

  • mate, try ELVIS IMPERSONATIONS, its you. You're just going to believe me on this one.

  • you are a fool

    

  • you are a completely fool repent before the lord comes or you will go to helllllllll

  • @IDDFP Yes! Yes! Praise Jesus! Send this sinner to HELL!!!

  • He make a good John Candy

  • This guy is not a fraud. This video is real. He is a complete fool.

  • How in the world can you incourage childern, acting like this? You don't have wisdom doing this. And you could use more common sence. You don't have to show off to no one. You really sound fake doing this. Just to been seen on the point of 124 that was not real. And you need to study more on being sincer. For our rejoicing is this, the testimony of our conscience that in simplicity and godly sincerity, not with fleshly wisdom, but by the grace of God. 1 Corn 1:12

  • Alan Partridge during his fat period

  • Alan Partridge

  • is this guy for real?

  • Fucking religion. Its as gay as aids

  • He reminds me of a fatter version of the guy that killed John Lennon

  • This is satire right?

  • beware...making fun of the word is dangerous...beg for forgiveness...

  • @charlottelovesluis

    jesus told me that you shouldn't threaten people. that even our most loved people are mocked, it's our CULTURE. which jesus said is bigger than anything religion can create, because culture evolves naturally through the masses, it can't be controlled, it can be directed, but it is ultimately OURS. unlike that silly thing that mark, pete, john and all those other douche bags have been using to persecute and slag down people on youtube.

  • I've seen strung out drug addicts with more decency than this fraud.

  • brainwashed idiots

  • its an american peter kay

    

  • LOL

  • This guy is a quack.

  • this guy is awesome! =D

  • I believe you. You are mad!

  • He kind of sounds like Bill Hicks.

  • the Holy Ghost appeared to me last night. (maybe it was the tooth fairy, it was dark i couldn't tell.) anyway he spoke in a deep echoing voice and said. "lardo, go spread the word of Bob." Bob? i said, he said, "yes, spread the word of Bob." so i said, "I'm ready, I'm ready." he said, "Perfect, now go." then he disappeared back into the closet. i'm not sure what he meant.

    man, thats one goofy ghost.

    peace, lardo.

  • `ALMIGHTY GOD has such a sense of humor~ i mean, look at THIS guy !!! The GOD of the UNIVERSE is sitting on HIS throne in heaven, LAUGHING...

  • fuck oh my god its caleb denison i cant believe it .... i love u caleb

  • God is not mocked. Repent now because hell is a long time and not made for you.

  • @HLBudianuSchneider How is he mocking God? He's making fun of all those ridiculous TV evangelists.  God doesn't give a shit about that

  • he needs God to take out his demons

  • terrible

  • тупая американская свинья

  • @MrSaa09 Ω⌂ﻝ↨₫∑ש§♥♀☻

    

  • I WANT TO SMACK THIS FAT LARD ASS

  • I believe that hearing someone preach the word and worshiping the Lord are very serious and life altering experiences but I also think if we are happy Christians we should be able to step back and laugh at ourselves. Do you people not think God has a sense of humor? This guy is not making fun of God. It's just a silly parody. I thought it was hilarious. Keep it coming!

  • This is really, REALLY hilarious. You can only be this good at this character from exposure to the church! Watched 3X in a row.

  • Americans have literally taken the piss out of chirstianity. i dont care but im just sayin

  • this guy has to lay off the BBQ

  • ha ha

  • He's pretty entertaining though! I like it!

  • not funny

  • you stole this from a guy in independence mo.

  • IF you see a man who calls himself a Christian or pastor, that acts just like this because i have run across a few of them...R-U-N.

  • i hate to say this but, the real evangelist are way more crazy.

  • Everyone is flipping out, but it's pretty obvious that this is just some kids from a youth group just having a little fun.

  • umm....

  • yoo where you buy that shit , negga you are in heaven , gotta be 1st. quality shit , aaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha

  • OH, that's HOt! lol.

  • WTF ?!

  • dude im gay

  • yeah, I remember when I had my first beer.

  • Dickhead. Sounds like Mr Garrison off South Park. I'm all for mocking people of all walks of life, but people giving shit to Christians is old hat. They've been an easy target for too long. If he had any balls and delivered a fake sermon in a mosque, then I'd give him 2 thumbs up

  • this is the most ridiculous mess ive ever seen in my life, this guy is an absolute idiot. he wouldn't know God if he walked in the room. HES TALKING NOT PREACHING, AND CHANCES ARE HELL DIE AND GO TO HELL. KJV1611 BE NOT DECIEVED GOD IS NOT MOCKED FOR WHATSOEVER A MAN SOWETH THAT SHALL HE ALSO REAP. go ahead you and keep making a mockary of the House of God. hell is eternal!!!!!!!!

  • just like the last service I went to.

  • another pawn for satans kingdom

  • @faithalonein1Christ No, he is just as ridiculous as most christians. It's just more obvious in this video. Have a rational day! :)

  • the book of titas also tells us how to act in the realm of god, and you do not act the way its tought. either belive it all or belive none of it.

  • @ goal 2004, u know what? you make no sense on your comment. It dosent even follow up to what i was saying?. Learn to comunicate, then make a coment.

  • 1:43 A beached whale. I wonder if he has a life? o_O

  • what an idiot

  • How sad. Have you nothing better to do?

  • foolishness

  • i imagine that this could be their youth group lol and if it is i love it.. and if their of the world then i still love it. ITS SO TRUE.. TELEVANGELIST ARE JUST RIDICULOUS! Jesus is amazing! freedom in Christ is what its about.

  • @ItsOkThatYouSuck freedom in christ = an oxy-moron. Religion places shackles on rational thought.

  • @BowserKod dang you put some thought into that aye? i believe that a lot christians make other christians look bad but why do think all are like that? Cuzz i know im not. I love Jesus and if he's first in my life everything else will follow.

  • @ItsOkThatYouSuck But its supposedly okay for christians to act crazy if its for jesus. Why is jesus first? What makes you think he is actually the son of god.. or even existed for that matter? Are you aware that Horus existed thousands of years before jesus.. and the two share the exact same characteristics?

  • @BowserKod there is not much i can tell you.. you will be a RAM and Butt everything i tell you... "there is a God"... "BUT how do you know?" we can do that allday. I can just tell you that in my life there has been so much done for me that could have only been done through him.. and my wife almost dieing is a example of his healing.. there is always more to my story but i dont want to bore you. if you want just message me and ill give you my testimony.

  • @BowserKod Dude. Thos shackles your talking about are MAN made, not God made. God made laws for man so that we can love eachother, and live in peace, and like good people. Man took thos laws, and twisted them to fit man, so that he could control other people. If only you knew the story of Jesus, you'd know God sent Jesus down to explain the true way to heaven so we would no longer be slaved by religion controlled by man.

  • @BowserKod It's simple, you just need to ask for forgivness for your sins, accept Jesus as your savior, and that's it. That's how simple it is.

  • ok.........this guy sucks. and he's not christian...

  • Is this guy on Dope?

  • If you REALLY understood what you are doing and IF you REALLY knew God.......you would shake in your boots by making fun of it. But i agree that you portraying how most of the so called church acts and how were portrayed. Its so sad and Gods forgiving you because you know not what you do. But dont worry, Gods gonna straighten this mess out in the church first...and then the world.

  • @flesch317

    Well, if you REALLY understood the real world that is around you (and you will, like most people when they reach their deathbed), you will weep over the life you wasted on worship instead of being a more productive and truly moral member of society.

  • Not funny.

  • This makes paying all that money for broadband quite worth it. Thanks Pastor Dallas!

  • amen to that

  • pork bbque saturdays make baptist people holy and fit for heaven. may 21 2011 got to get some piggies with you to heaven...............

  • bad actor

  • I have no ideal what he's talking about.

  • God is a theory, because either it is not real, and cannot prove it's own existence, or it is real and chooses not to, therfore making itself a theory to humanity.....