Einstein - Comedy Time

[GOSUPitZ]

it was good

[cheezcutter]

zew no wah appen main is carribean spanish eses don talk like thrat hombre 

[ROXIO7]

he looks my grandma lol

[borami22]

3 ppl 6 names... john called jack for short XD so hilarious!

[pwiattitto]

he's good, i like his style. :-)

[agresive]

you kno wha happen man

[ErikJoeNoise02]

man, this guy is my hero ... hahahaha ...

[CommanderUTube]

As grandparent, it would have to be more a lamentation.

He is probably grow up to be fit for work as a FEMA guard or airport scanner operator.

Provided NIBIRU does not come.....

[XDMWeaponCollector]

@CommanderUTube planet X. got a little while left, till that rumor comes true.

[CommanderUTube]

Talking about fascination, I think my grandson only started to use his 3% when he discovered porn on the internet. His ingenuity at circumventing all attempts to shut him down from his addiction and his utter disregard for time of day demonstrated his choice of pursuit.

To him, I suspect, it wouldn't matter a wee bit whether people strip and get into bed naked or the other way round. He is in his zone of timeless existence oblivious to our imposed conditions of sequential time and discipline

[HalfwaytoHazardv2]

@CommanderUTube

That was the most beautiful explaination of porn I have ever heard.

[danielwcas]

i hopes its a joke because how do u use three percent of your brain

[bloodninjared]

its actually 8-10% but the weird thing is i never heard of a language: Mexican.

[danielwcas]

yeah there is, cuz people in spain speak spanish and people in mexico speak mexican, haha just joking xD

[terran236]

thats also a common myth, we use all of our brain, different parts at different time, come on people, if you study some psychology you will know. Furthermore, just look it up on the net.

[CommanderUTube]

Thanks. But I think his brow is kneaded too tight for the jokes here. Otherwise, he is pretty good. Timing is not as good as Dean Martin's.

[dincuta]

Fail!

[kerii57]

excuseee me? failure? i seriously think youre fucking retarded, okay because this guy is genious and is one of the funniest comedians ive ever watched. ok? get your fucking facts straight next time.. faggot.

[KashmirShahzad]

Always nice to see this dude.

Yes he knows mexicans not a language dumbass. Just cause your too stupid to get the joke doesn't mean you have to complain

[bradalfk]

i dont see what is so funny about this guy... he shouldn't be featured IMO

[CommanderUTube]

If Einstein is right, time may be reversible. One day, when time reverses, we may find we come out from our coffin to live a full and fruitful life to die into our mother's womb.

Such a world has its downsides, drinks are no longer something you take, but you give. They come out from your tummy to go into the glass. You give your food too, vomiting out onto the plate. And wait for it man, the shit comes out from the toilet bowl and slithers into your ass.

Beam me up, Scotty, mighty quick time

[ChristopherPrim]

I don't think Einstein's right, given your description. If he was, we'd probably be more fascinated than grossed out.

You probably wouldn't recognize your own life. How would you experience choice? You'd experience the results, backwards, and then realize what you chose.

[0KARIL2h0]

ill write the book

[jeff98211]

Mexican is not a language, douchebag....they speak Spanish.

[Titansrock]

Einstein didn't use 3% of his brain, but it is only speculation...based on research, "not the actual study of his brain while he was alive."

[Titansrock]

one more thing to note, you use 100%of ur brain, with respect to the maximum amount of brain usage that actually occurs at a time, which would roll around 1-3% in mental exercises..

[u4ealounge]

I just finished writing a book about you!!! It's called: Frankensteins Dull Brother.

[MRWalmartDotCom]

LOOL, but meexicaan aint a lang. D= itz spanish n spanish is sexci

[codyfayter]

thats what the joke was u dumb fuck

[huntermccartyney]

Did every mexican with internet watch this and get offended or what?

[studioz87]

lmao!!!

[wrapup17]

K idiota resultaste ser, se puede ser gracioso sin tener que ofender

[cnnre2005]

hey mother fucker go make fun of your dick instead Einstein fucker son of bitch

[skaterockerloc]

hes from la? hes originally not from there cuz los angeles got joke, he aint got no joke

[ToshiSabriVideos]

hes not even funny

[Jesomatic]

wow this guy sucks and he insults other people!

[kubaniski]

who did he insult?

[ponch018]

chingen su madre

[TheBubbleprinzess]

that's even funny for Germans.

[RaefBraithwaite1]

Mexicans don't talk Mexican :(

[PrickIttwice]

HAHAHAHA

[g0VAN1tA]

You stupid man, u don't even know that in Mexico we speak spanish, not mexican,assface. lmao, u stupid racist!!  Anyway, u r not that funny, u should get a better job

[senarodrigo]

Obviamente no tienes ningun sentido del humor

[Burhan243]

lmao, u dont kno anything about comedy do you?....

[Yamakashi1]

so?

[georsonofzoltan]

not really funny..

[Hoppskotch]

nope

[earcandy]

Liked it ! More Lou !!

[lilbennyt]

genius

[hiskieronen]

nah it wasn't too bad, not too good either

[scruffmyster08]

they speak spanish in mexico ya tool not "mexican"

[karp47]

wtf, why must you comment on that?

[macflyfilm]

Yeah, to be fair though I think it was a joke.

[jammyjo610]

boringgggg

[trevorduvall]

He tried, just not funny...

[ThePlannedEscape]

I love intelligent commedy

[Funkyfists1]

I love hilarious spelling mistakes!

[ThePlannedEscape]

LOL i am glad someone got the joke, i am well aware of the extra "m," in comedy.

[ThMpSdKfZ]

mother fuker...

[lewismercury]

lewis

[pianoboy1952]

This guy put me to sleep.

[maxeric004]

damn he sucks........

[MigoMoranja]

Go Look for Moranja videos to see real funny comedy ;)

[usamericanz]

"Jack...for short."  BWAAAAHAAAAAHAAAA!!!!!

[somekoreanonyotube]

not... funny...

[fiercestream]

Was it part of the bit to say 'Mexican', instead of "Spanish"? Like when people say 'why can't you speak American?'

[HeniuriSaito]

Not really, it's for comedy purposes called mexican the mix of spanish accent and english "vocabulary", like "niggertalk".. Sort of an accent, but not the actual language. It's easy to connect those "mexican" guys with "they speak mexican" instead of spanish.  You probably get it by now.

Laughed hard on this.

[alexbballboy]

I think....

[dbkp]

100

[zeedzeed0]

seriously hilarious

[yelir92]

meh

[forestgumpaed]

i knew a lad at school called Richard Brain....we used to call him dick head for short.

[Tachyon55555]

LIVE LIFE just a good advice, you find nothing except for finding yourself first then you might wanna use less of your brain too, hahahaahah life is just a big joke, but still ours.

[mu5t474]

u mister, fck urself

[ThePodrocks]

that sucked

[TheNo1Subscriber]

they did write a book for him 'comedy for dummies'

[TheNo1Subscriber]

spanish numb nuts

[blitzkid04]

if u guys didnt get it he was making fun of ignorant american's, most americans would say that they speak mexican just becuase the ignorant

[Sengatsu]

uuuhhhh..... ok....

[skiingpaul73]

its spanish you doche fuck

[jonbobizal]

wow why are you so nice:D

[ultraaztek]

fuck'u motherfuker, bastard racist men

[HiTek93BuZZ]

Ha its pretty finny...but i guess u wouldnt get it if ur american.....AMERICANS DONT UNDERSTAND FUNNY

[mirandaluvsyou]

haha nice

[LordMordrag]

that is not even close to funny :(

[overactiver]

mexincan? wat a retard.. they speak spanish

[beshem]

...I think that was the point...

[sheko55]

IS THT FUNNY ?

[dcForge]

not really... mexcians dont even sound like that...

[frthdo]

Mexicans speak Spanish.

[patco444]

Haha. Very funny. Thanks.

[SocialMediaZA]

I like this video

[mysteriousbarajas]

in mexican? really...

[bucher99]

not funny, gay german jokes are muuuch better :O

[pliskinn0089]

Well because you re not f$%" Einstein

[mnymkr25]

Not Funny.

[lightmyfire90]

daaaa is not mexican ashole is spanish ashole why the fuck you look more mexican than the tequila

[hellsgate11]

ur funny

[kuraodoho]

Dont get it

[MsSuperstart]

talk more better jajajjajajajajjaja!!!!

[hrkhalaf13]

jookees

[DatingYourAvatar]

theres no language called 'mexican'

[R0mai]

omg, you must be so smart!

[chalo15131]

LOL You're the smarter person I saw in my life. :O

[westinghouse48]

Nobody ever used more than 3% of their brain.

[TheAlphaRicky]

you must be talking about yourself...!!

[westinghouse48]

Nope im talking about me, you... and about 6 Billion other people.

[TheAlphaRicky]

If you´re talking about the average human, it goes around 10-11%, not 3%.

[cheetmeister]

its a myth dude. every1 uses most of their brains

[blitzkid04]

myth? its a fact theyve studies the brain to see where electrical impulses go.

[cheetmeister]

fact lol? go and do some proper research. can you provide any reference to any of these studies you talk about?

yes you do not use the whole brain at 1 given time just like you dont use all of your muscles at 1 given moment. but most people use all of their brain. just search for brain 10% myth if you want to read more on this.

[blitzkid04]

umm the brain isnt a muscle its an organ and lemme see you proof other then the same ppl who say 2012 is the end of the world....and ppl who have dejavu very frequetly are know to have more % of there brains used so unless you can prove dejavu as a myth then im right

[cheetmeister]

no your not. deja vu has nothing to do with using more of your brain. where did you learn all these things?

and no i don't believe that 2012 is the end of the world nor do the neurologist who say that we use all of our brain.

there an article on this on the scientific american, or just goto wikipedia and type '10% of brain myth' and go down to the references and read those articles.

can you provide any sources for your claims??

[blitzkid04]

umm internet references? u do know that there isnt any facts in that... anybody can say there a neurologist doesnt mean they are

[cheetmeister]

i agree with you there but did you atleast check them out without just disregarding them cos they are internet references?

also you have 0 references to support your claim other than movies and ads by psychics

check out the online version of scientific american magazine, it has an article on this search 'sciam 10 percent brain'

[andreiduffy]

Stand up comedy? More like Stand up tragedy amirite ?

[rm04ever]

funny guy

[rutgerm1993]

boring!

[UnforgivingCritic]

lol, you'll think it is hilarious, only if you know how to speak English.

[sk8nomar]

lol

[coolmonkey121]

hello

[Jilf]

omg that shit was hilarious

[steelix18]

subscribe to me

[scifilover1]

his accent is a part of the joke. but yeah he has some funny bits

[Vhoone]

"i use less than that"

LOL!!!

[krackherback]

lol

[ogkarim]

wtf this guy is so stupid... mexican really?

[mannydip2239]

where is mexico? in spain?

[seagol]

... its in north america... lol just under the united states

[KillSwitch2170]

wow where do u live

[8eios000]

is this guy greek?

[vn5472]

there's no language called "mexican"...There's spanish. Mexican people speak SPANISH.

[latinvir]

it was a joke

[KillSwitch2170]

-_- its the joke

[ad3487fgweq]

no duh it was a joke retard

[ClapsyPlapsy]

Man, Jeff Goldblum's really let himself go.

[walkwalkslow]

Blue ribbon.

[namriley]

awesome

[videome08]

LOL love this guy.

"talk more better"

[SEXXIchicka5]

omg hahahaahah

"doju know wha happin main"

LMFAO

[magiclydlcious]

This dude was amazing. <3

[kimchiman777]

This guy is hilarious!!!

[DeeHong]

Not a fan of this.

[dancewithpassion]

oh take a chill pill guys! it's only comedy! no harm. just fun!

[kensvegeta4]

this guy was awesome :P

[funkyfuhrer]

its spanish, that fucking dumbass

[angSAC22]

its called a joke you retard

[HitokiriBattousaiKun]

"einstein use 3% of his brain, i use less than that, nobody write a book about me"

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh­ahaha

[thevideoguy666]

Mexican? Spanish maybe...

[dankbot420]

its a joke

[PwnageTutorials]

Not gonna lie, that wasn't so good

[devilscry01]

It's not Mexican; its Spanish!

[dankbot420]

its an old joke

[Soljabunny47]

My school and I went to Canada and when we went back over the Border one girl asks, "So, they speak American here?" Everyone was laughing. It was like 1 in the morning so she was just tired but it was still funny!

[sil3nt9]

lol bet she was a blonde haha:P

[Soljabunny47]

Nope, Burnett! Hahaha

[TheAionGuy]

He's good. Enjoyed it.

[baloneyshoe]

yeea hes pretty good i enjoyed it.

[A0000Lucifer]

xD awesome!

[JustaEropeanGuy]

Oh, come the fuck on! what a fucking cocktease !

[ros4211]

in mexican? really...