Red Alert 2 Allied Campaign cutscenes →Part 2

[ElectroProdigy]

why the hell does tanya have an ak47. did they smuggle it or something.

[nickster105]

how did a man laden with suicide bombs make it into the pentagon?

[MARKDEX]

on the newsbleak magazine,the allied troops just captured manchester united.

[ChaosDemon2]

@fortevn PIANOS!!!

[yermama904]

How old was Einstein by then?

[mstrblik]

2:30 pff... cup of coffee huh?

as if there is >:(

[371Foreman]

4:57 His last words were Auf Wiederschen. (Goodbye) Like he knew he was gonna die.

[Youcanonacanon]

2:07 - is that Toby from The Office on the right??

[Kitty2552]

tanya was better in red alert 2, and even better at 1, in red alert 3 they dont even try to be serious, they even censore the wrod "damn" its a fucking kids game now :( *red alert 3*

[k4n31985]

@Kitty2552 Command and Conquer died with Westwood. Fuck EA for what they did to a once great series.. the only C&C EA made I actually somewhat enjoy playing was Generals, but that's it.

[owen82100]

4:55 "Our Weiners think!" *Dies*

[Sairnaq]

4:55 Heyoooo !  *BOOM!!*

[LoneRookRS1]

1:26 "MAYNARD SAYS CHEW....."

[cloudycolacorp]

I wish games now had live action cutscenes

[hitokirimasamun]

1:47 what did she just do ^_^?

[owen82100]

2:30 - 2:40. Best Quote ever!

[runsaber1]

why wasn't tanya having lesbian sex with females

and making out with an assortment of hot chicks? *lol*

...they should make a red alert with a Comrade 0bama leader of the USSR

[Deckye]

1:40



I am tired of hanging out in Canada, get me my office back !!!

[KhorneFlakes100]

lol at 4:57

FLASH!!!!!

AHAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

[CaffeinGaming]

NO mr einstein, war is not your provocation, but it's your fault for going back in time, to kill hitler in RA!!

[JohnnyC133]

I always laughed at the Monica Lewinsky-esque secretary working with President Dugan. I bet I can guess what's she's writing on that notepad:

Must change dry cleaner.

[PsyilencerBeats]

Zophia > Eva > Tanya

[najhoant]

"Get me my office back!"

[g8282]

No problem Mr. President...but I'm not making any promises :)

[g8282]

Once you get the prism tanks..the game becomes prism tank rape fest :)

[cucumber288]

well if einstein can figure out how to live a hundred years, he should be able to know how to clean up a room

[gama5110]

4 54 thinked thats Yuri!!!

[dualdragon11]

1:26 I think the moose is looking into my soul

[FilosofiadiCazzeggio]

If you consider that Einstein is dead in 1955, and this should be like the 1980's, Einstein should be 100 years old!

[krdbjh82]

@FilosofiadiCazzeggio It's 1972, so he'd be in his 90s

[1001014]

1 thing:at 8:00 isn't it abit stupid to blow up a nuclear missile.... when your in range....

[cldcrst]

8:42 Orgies?

[albertjester]

4:54 OMFG! I JUST SPAT COLA ALL OVER MY LAPTOP XD

[darkjediMIK]

The song at warwatch was from a commercial in the old C&C opening

[DissidentGenro]

From Twin Peaks to Red Alert! Awesome, Ray! :)

[milanTHErocker]

Einstine is kinda fat D:!!!

[Imsomiac96]

bbwwahahhahahahahahahahhahahah­ahahahhah at 4:57

[jeremy7245]

Funny thing when i was kid and I asked my 40 years old man friend that really look like Gen. Carville: "This man look like you aren't you?" He said NO! that not me! LOL funny! XD

[freebirthscum]

4:50 looks like he brought the moose head back to the US.

[SuperMrBentley]

OMG Ray Wise killed the jeeper creeper NOW HES THE PRESIDENT, A TRUE AMERICAN!!!

[senballpl]

where is this building at 3:31??

[Cobac]

1:23 LOOK AT THE MOOSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS LAUGHING AND THE GENERAL IS SERIOUS :d

[woody2327]

@Cobac Looks like it. But what you think is the moose's mouth is actually it's nose. Funny though.

[Cobac]

@woody2327 I know that's why i consider it funny :D

[florinu123]

4:57 insert Allahu Akbar here.

[DASCO2136]

3:54----German tanks with Russian soldiers.

[charge03]

3:40 Tanya !!

[joseph345ful]

hey can i ask you a question how to get cutscenes???

[charge03]

Romanov 8:15 but change actor in 8:18 ????

[EndlessExodus12]

Rated T just turned into rated AO!

[Dominic3860]

whats with the conscript costume ahhahahahaa

[Fallschirmjager007]

Einstein's actor is so funny. Carville is badass too.

[1337h4XXXor]

4:35 the guy is packing grenades in his bag LOL

[WoWzersworld]

I love the acting in this. It's so sincere, but the setting is absolutely horrible. lol

[DynastyLuminous46]

Tanya, using a Kalashnikov...Lolque?

[LaVenganzadeCarlos]

¬¬ usa sucks

[TheBaconlaser]

@LaVenganzadeCarlos thanks for choosing YouTube to voice your frustrations! Brought to you by Google USA. 9th Ave. New York, New York.

[joed051]

lol @ moosehead on Carville's wall

[chinesekmt]

Reminds me of Saddam Hussien got caught in a hole!

[trumsu915]

1:22 I'm sorry general. But I can concentrate when that damn eyes in that moose's head keep looking at me

[ultramanJR]

Pay attention at 4:57 - 5:00

so funny lol.

[Muhammedloveskids]

Would have been awesome if he faxed the plans and the fax went on fire and all prism tech research was lost.

[kelsuperlikot]

I miss this carville guy, too bad he isn't featured at ra3

[Mtbdrum]

aufwiedersehen! boom.

lol :D

[animegamer77]

God, I love prism technology~!

[newgarda]

eistein got a little chubbier that I remembered lol

[MrDoubleniner]

0:54 chronosphere background :D

[Quartzzzz]

4:95 lolwut

[jugghayd]

You saved the world....and banged Tanya....at the White House. AWesome.

[thebananas3000]

love the dynamite! i often send presents like conscripts with that thing!

[HumanRights4Everyone]

Is Einstein immortal in this seris?

[triplepogi2009]

@HumanRights4Everyone

I don't really know... They just appeared for some reason when I played RA2 as Korea... and the same thing happened when my cousin played as the USA.

[overcast201]

XD beginning at 8:35 hilarious

[GorbadIronclaw]

Funny that the president would give you a briefing on Carvilles funeral.

[DSVII]

"I'm tired of hanging out in Canada. Get me my office back"

YES SIR!

[EXXC0MN]

whyd carville decide to stay in a wooden lodge? Canada has non wooden buildings too, just not as many...

[Toutab]

Auf Wiedersehen :P

[jzneter]

get back to the office

[poptall2012]

excuse me, professor Einstein, errr... that is a shedding machine, not a fax. sir. :D

[Fortevn]

@poptall2012 it's a fax machine with the appearance of a shedding machine. SCIENCE!

[PrimalWolf2006]

@poptall2012 if Albert can invent something as complicated as the chronosphere or prism tower, i don;t think he have trouble turning a shredder into a fax machine :D

[PrimalWolf2006]

@PrimalWolf2006 *don't*........*he'd*.....sorr­y for the typo's, not usually on at 5:34 in the morning

[Galacticmaster]

i just love the cutscene at 1.56

'i want you to prepare a little haloahh for that little bulldog valdimir'

[mafiasfriend]

Einstien is fat

[HALLAWEENBOY]

get me my office back lol best line ever

[sodium555]

the suicide bomber is really a suicide flasher lol

[molesniper666]

This is so weird, actually knowing Einstein's stance on war. He would probably be rolling in his grave right now. lol

[Lordofdragonz]

4:56 When i first saw that playing the game i was like

O.o shit!!!

Love this game :))

[thebananas3000]

@Lordofdragonz how do you get navy seals in skirmish?

[go0fy11137]

Holy shit is that Ray Wise around 2:45 into the video? He was a villian in Robocop!

[svetleik]

@tacoofdeath13337 I meant the actor;P Looks awfuly alike.

[ishallkillall]

yea its the same actor

[svetleik]

Was it Yuri who was the suicide bomber?:D Looks like he fell for his own tricks^^

[tacoofdeath13337]

@svetleik No yuri is the wierd skinny bald guy

[KiddBlack]

Nah, a Crazy Ivan.

[triplepogi2009]

@KiddBlack

Crazy Ivan=SUICIDE FLASHER

[marcolarko]

OMG i died when that guy suicide bombed that dude it was so funny

[Sybje]

I just noticed that the music in the background around 3:54 is the same as in the Perry Financial network commercial in the first Command and Conquer

[KalleBowo]

@Sybje: Damn, you're right :D But you mean "Sperry" Fincancial network, just like Brett W. Sperry, one of the creators of C&C ;)

[Octopolish]

You just can't take a guy seriously with a huge MOOSE HEAD in the background.

I can't stop laughing (!!)

[Cobac]

@Octopolish i always think that the moose is smilling makes me crap my pants laughing

[Octopolish]

You just can't take a guy seriously with a huge MOOSE HEAD in the background.

I can't stop laughing (!!)

[triplepogi2009]

@Octopolish

Same... here... (Bursts out laughing)

[enescry]

The actress that played Tanya is terrible...

[marcolarko]

atleast she's hott

[RapierMedia]

8:34, that's funny.

hello darling.

[tacoofdeath13337]

4:58 is hillarious first of all how does a guy that suspicious sneak into the pentagon or whatever high 'security' place like that?

[117Jorn]

When I saw that, about 2 seconds before, i knew "There deffinetly somthing behind the door." then the guy was standing there. "I was right!" and the cheap explostion imitation. "..........LOL!"

[triplepogi2009]

@117Jorn

BEWARE OF SUICIDE FLASHERS!!! lol

[triplepogi2009]

@117Jorn

THE SUICIDE FLASHER

[edusuntrebor]

@triplepogi2009

oh that part is hi-lar-ious

[triplepogi2009]

@edusuntrebor

I know #lol

[Neakal]

Check the magazines in the end. The date reads "1972"...not that the technology is anywhere near that era.

[spectre257]

Red Alert happens in an alternate time line to our reality.

So it's purely possible.

[Neakal]

I suppose so ^ ^ Still pretty interesting that this is the only instance in Red Alert we get an actual date. All we know of Red Alert 1 was that it was around 1950s and Red Alert 3 is just all over the place.

[spectre257]

Aye the Allied commander always gets the chicks at the end.

Blonde Tanya in Red Alert 3 is fail though D:

[axe636]

heheeh its a Fat einstein xD

[117Jorn]

Ya, I was all like...................Hu!?!

[Edsgravy0]

What does Carville say at 1:32? His lips don't say 'Tesla Coils'

[Phoenix8492]

"Aufweedersan"

BOOOOOOOMM!!!!

that's my favorite Red Alert moment now!

[Kitika97]

Crazy Ivan on 4:55. lol

[Supenmanu]

wait... this doesn't make sense... all allong you had cold war stile technology... and now there is an ordinary 90's computer on Einstein's desk?

[johnsterjurca]

enstein is funny

[Supenmanu]

and i thought the Einstein from the frist one didn't look like Einstein

[LeyDrei]

8:38-8:56

wacky poses w/ tanya

LoL

[tacticaldeathstrike]

Bunderswag Looker....wat a hell name

ah also 1:48 she must have been doing masturbation :DDDDDDDDD

[CaptainFluffy6644]

it was implied.... you slept with her....... in the office =P

[tacticaldeathstrike]

those magazines on last are also hillarious too :D

"Allied forces today blew up the Commie stronghold, leaving the wretched building in ruins. The destruction was "Glory" says Private Jeremy Olson, "We kinda thought these old Commies couldn't party, but look at those purty fire works! I'm gonna get me some marshmallows!" Olson said. ...the allies were sees with bottles of vodka and wine... ...Commie resistance was light and mostly centered on trying to keep their vodka out of allied hands."

[soujiaboy422]

OMG Jenny McCarthy!(tanya)

[ltflak]

you'd think a guy dressed in a red bandana, sunglasses, and strapped with plenty of dynimite would have been a clue for pentagon security

[tacoofdeath13337]

that made me laugh for a full minute straight

[tehfear]

@ltflak haha i know seriously

[Dominic3860]

@ltflak i think all the soldiers are at einsteins

[Cobac]

@ltflak maybe he bribed with hamburgers those fat lazy guards .... still hed need 200 hamburgers

[2ndredalert]

hahaha romanov was captured without pants hahahahaha menace....

[jackuy12345]

lol u need to calm the fuck down

[Englishclass100]

fuckkin the kill of the milemium

[imanzombieyoumustdie]

lol crazy ivan

[MaxDeathKnighT]

04:57 CRAZY IVAN! D:

[xWhocaresxX]

LOL!!!!

[triplepogi2009]

@MaxDeathKnighT

You mean THE SUICIDE FLASHER!!! xD

[triplepogi2009]

@MaxDeathKnighT

It's called the SUICIDE FLASHER

xD

[StrikeFreedom986]

lol hammer and sickle underwear

[promastah1000]

Guess what is Romanov doing at 8:50

[PhilipDK5800]

GET ME MY OFFICE BACK!

[Rich949]

I don't remember the cutscenes being so stupid the first time I played this game

[MFAtlas]

Why the fuck is tanya using an AK? it's a soviet gun!

[jutahj2]

ahaha...the devil is the U.S president..hahahaha

[jutahj2]

didnt know that einstien was a fat looking duche.

tho..waddya expect for  a second rate actor with a dumb hairstyle...still the game ROCKS

[JuggaloAro]

LMAO!

[brainwasher9876]

1:48 did the commander just get laid?

[STICKMAN400]

xD LOL!

[VortexAlphaVers1]

carville's last 2 words: "Auf Wiedersehen", german writing for "Goodbye"´, lil parody for his vacation to germany^^

[MFAtlas]

AFWHEIDER SEIN *BANG*

[blinklives]

This Game is heroic.

[numberonesurvivor75]

Einstein looks pretty fat.

[yahman35]

Looks like he had a bit of trouble putting that paper in at 1:07

[fear000777]

hay he had the biggest mind in the world and he cant put a bit of paper in WTF!! WE ARE ALL DOOMED

[MFAtlas]

i,.....vust.....putttt......zh­iisss....iiiiinnnn!*Heartattac­k*

[Svartalfgeist]

the fat USA commander pawns the whole RA3 cast. so does romanov.

[KingHarkinian]

Carville shouldn't have died.. he was the best tobacco chewing character in ra2 :(

[WNxAtlas]

Well, due the events of RA 2 YR he never died.

[Hoekzema]

is it just me or did that terrorist at 4:57 look like Yuri?

[ChaplainDMK]

he looked like some biker with 1 bomb to many...

he acted like a freaking exerbisitionist or wtf you say

[phelan511]

lmao tanya didnt have the top half of that AK, god i love the cheese factor XD

[masatje]

lol Einstein gained some weight after Red Alert 1. Looks like he used the Chronosphere to go back and forth to the local Bratwurst stand one too many times :P

[KingHarkinian]

omg xD wonderfull comment, that just made my day xD

[NLFonsseals]

directly heared einstein! at 5:17

[polarbearlienursan]

hahaha Einstein!!!

[SSUstufRudel]

3:54, That is a German Panzer III! LOL!

[Kingofdetroit2004]

Lulz, JROTC uniforms.