"In A Orderly Manner"

[NudgeyBear5567]

Haha. "Please, leave the building 'in a orderly manner'" LOL

[Voyage400]

Most major Fire Alarm companies (with the exception of Simplex of course) who produce VECPs use Bi-Gender Messaging. They claim it's more calming. EST I know uses it, I have one on my programming disc.

[Megalolcat11]

In a(pause??) orderly manner!

[1234logster]

In a orderly manner?

[zachmamaw]

is te alarm quiet

[florian1011]

They maybe should learn the system a better english.

[nusdnuigndfuiogdf9gn]

sounds good

[wileyk209zback]

Hmm, didn't the Twin Towers have a Siemens/Cerberus voice-evacuation fire alarm system too? I certainly hope it did not do this bad message!

[exvswatproductions]

@wileyk209zback It had a Simplex 4100 classic with voice evac.

[wileyk209zback]

@exvswatproductions That's not what I heard. I read on several online sources they had a Cerberus Pyrotronics voice system. Maybe one of the other WTC buildings had a Simplex system.

[wileyk209zback]

@wileyk209zback Besides, it would've had a Simplex 4120 if they used a Simplex system. A 4100 wouldn't probably be able to handle a giant tower complex like that. (4100s are fine for schools or hospitals or mid-range malls, though.)

[exvswatproductions]

@wileyk209zback I heard them the day the towers fell. It had the 4100 classic slow whoop.

[ConkerMaster3737]

Shouldn't it be "In AN orderly Manner"?

[Gb755c]

@ConkerMaster3737 Yes it should

[procksomaterman]

my dads work has the same one

[ericerock1000]

That talking alarm has extremely poor grammer. Somebody teach that alarm 1 year of grammer school.

[PolishRatEuropean]

@EarWax0 You're a fucking cocksucker.

[SpecializedChild462]

I don't have good grammar either.

[MarioBrothersfan1]

My school fire alarm goes EEEE EEEE EEEE! Its one of those simplex true alert. Then we have simplex plates, Which are f-ing annoying

[Gb755c]

@MarioBrothersfan1 Simplex plates? I think you are referring to the horns that had the light plates attached to them.

[MarioBrothersfan1]

I think that female fire alarm suddenly grew a dick

[MrDeerEyes]

I miss the old Gongs

[Lynx251]

@EarWax0 Any need?

[pepsicokemix]

my school's is like: BOOM eeee! BOOM eeee! BOOM eeee!

[mmahoney381]

there was a women voice then a man voice very weird

[RadioactiveKat22]

it's in AN orderly manner XD BAD FIRE ALARM! NO COOKE XD

[abenomar22]

IN A ODRLEY MANNER

[ericerock1000]

Poor Grammer!

[DeadRaymanWalking]

Alarm Epic Fail.

[tangofizz77]

Sesame Street Fire Alarm: "IN A OR-DA-LY MANA!

[DeadRaymanWalking]

@tangofizz77 It reminds me of the automated voices off "The Incredibles."

[tangofizz77]

@DeadRaymanWalking haha

[TssCman123]

It's just one little error. Plus, it sounds better saying "a" instead of "an" verbally.

[jro9001]

fir ealarm fail

[sparroestar22]

lol fail

[HappyFoxIsHappy]

It's probably "In 'uhhh' orderly manner" :P

[msj191961]

What voice evac is this? Is it custom? It sounds like a good voice evac.

[TssCman123]

@msj191961 It does sound good, it is not custom, it is a Cerberus Pyrotronics voice evacuation message.

[Gb755c]

@TssCman123 Actually I think it is a custom version of the Cerberus Pyrotronics message the standard programming is usually just the man's voice saying "May I have your attention, please! May I have your Attention, please! A fire emergency has been reported in the building. Please leave the building by the nearest exit DO NOT USE THE ELEVATORS!"

[RainbowManification]

Transgender fire alarm.

[Gb755c]

@hyperbaricchicken101 When the contractors are deciding what type of fire alarm to put in a particular place, they will generally have the company program a specific message for the job it's being used for?

[joecox1990]

"In A Orderly Manner..." LOLOLOLOL!!! Fire Alarm #FAIL

[ariwcharles]

Mine is really stupid- it says: Attention, attention, a emergency has been report in the building. Please consult the operations manual for evacuation instructions and proceed to the nearest exit or fire exit.

[Gb755c]

@ariwcharles sounds like you have a custom Edwards or Simplex message

[TssCman123]

I guess they want people to leave in an orderly manner...REALLY BAD!



[SecretService80]

Beep Beep Beep

"May I have your attention, please, I just grew a penis mid-sentence."

[RockXbAND85]

sex change FTW

[RockXbAND85]

In an orderly manor FTW! lol

[readingrox19]

today our principle walked into my class during 6 period and said there would be a fire drill while we were doing a test. 15 minutes later, nothing. 10 more minutes later, nothing. then another teacher walked in saying there would be no fire drill so we relaxed and got back to the test were really concentrated on it. and out of nowhere: EEEER, EEEER, EEER!!!! the alarn went off. loud, really loud. the entire class started screaming and stayed that way for like 5 seconds. it scared the crap of us

[Gb755c]

@wbaueraz No it's a Cerbeus Pyrotronics

[NEVDAVS1970]

@Gb755c another is Siemens.

[Alternatevil]

In 'AN' orderly manner, you lousy fire alarm...Just for that, I'm staying inside until they get that speech right...

[NEVDAVS1970]

The alarm is in my mom's church

[TheEmoney18]

That must be anooying

[ar15expert]

I'm surprised your camera still works.

[NEVDAVS1970]

Hey, that's a Siemens Speaker/Strobe alarm!

[Joshie7797]

haha the alarm hit puberty

[Chadgervais]

by the time it says dont use the elevators, im halfway down!

[jdgator95]

ooohhh I would love to get my hands on one of those and program it to say "You-are-going-to-die" in that monotone voice....lol

[darkWitch1313]

Dude, ur fuckin right the dike ass fire alarm!!!!

[grodenbarg]

Who would really take that seriously? ROTFLMAO!!

[B0BBY77]

dumb 3rd party fire alarm

[Techgeek564]

Microsoft Sam perhaps

[Gb755c]

@Techgeek564 No Microsoft Sam would be a lot worse than the man voice that is using.

[domki366]

ha...

[Joshie7797]

RETARDED SPEACH WORKER

[lockenthusiast]

lol nice warning =)

[domotoast1]

(Giggles)

[intelcore2duo43]

I have to get this on DVD so I can show it to my English 10 teacher, Mrs. Newman. She is very strict when it comes to bad grammar! She will be calling up the maker of this system and give them a 3 hour grammar lessen!

[Gb755c]

Sounds like the English teacher I had during my freshman year of high school although Mrs. Ullman would get you for stuff you use all the time such as "make the bed"

[Aragon159]

lol,,, 'lessen' :P

[sethypoo2000]

@intelcore2duo43 LOL!

[sethypoo2000]

@intelcore2duo43 Yeah 

[JamesParkersVideos]

@intelcore2duo43 Did you get done for bad spelling also? :D

* lesson. HA

[ariwcharles]

@intelcore2duo43 lesson.

[Skyscraper446]

@intelcore2duo43 *lesson

[firenut101]

@intelcore2duo43

Think you need to check your grammar there too, pal.



[phillies4100]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[Gb755c]

What voice evac is that?

[bloodred32567]

yea i know i was thinking that as well

[tpirman1982]

It would've been better if the female voice that announced the whole announcement.

[LNERMallard]

In UH orderly matter

[bloodred32567]

lol the woman turned into a man by the sounds of it :D

[tpirman1982]

Must be two people recording the announcement.

[xthemwordx]

there's one that asks "may i have your attention please. may i have your attention please..." if they stuck that in a dorm i can tell you no one would give that alarm any attention. this recording is weird though. it's so choppy it kind of freaks me out. and it English grammar is fantastic!?!?

[markusgl1]

we have one that goes beeep " in the interest of safety please leave the building by the nearest available exit following the directions of staff"

[pivotous]

if there's one alarm company that should go under, it should be ELK.

[pivotous]

yeah, but my mom had the siren driver replaced with a freaky ELK driver that makes this ultra-creepy slow-yelp(think of the System Sensor MASSADA's swept frequency tone), that scares the crap outta me.

[corobeuin]

I wish my school had that alarm instead of that annoying EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sound

[DeeandEd]

@corobeuin so you're fire drill is technically a siren/horn thingy? mine is... it SUCKS cuz i have aspergers

[corobeuin]

@DeeandEd As do I

[OnyxRocker]

If fire alarms didn't save lives, I would find it hard to take that voice seriously.

[MisterSenseless]

It sounds like the Microsoft voice

[wiley207]

you mean Microsoft Sam?

[imanidiot911truther]

In uh orduherly mannuh

[youngestpilotinGa]

that is poor grammer and im dislexic

[thevisualboy37]

I can assure you, wobbles610, that Elisa Johnson will not be in your room. These are fake. AS IN NOT REAL AND JUST TO SCARE PEOPLE.

[Nunnie2009]

*emphasis* "In-a-orderly-manner" lol.

[th3sp0rk]

that evac is by pyrotronics

[johnny96556]

my school has one of those but it keeps giving out false alarm

[PCessna]

This would make my english teacher kill herself lol

[sunsmiles84]

my school has spectralert advance. that one talks? wierd!

[Donovancs1]

yeah he really stressed orderly manner

[shipcafe]

And she goes through a sex change part of the way into the alarm.

[videogamer24385]

No its a probably a guy that got kicked in the nuts HARD

[jamin108]

@shipcafe maybe there husband and wife lol

[EIGGER85]

@shipcafe lmao...i was bout to say the same thing....

[mooghammondb3]

No Elevators? DAMN!

[ethen24]

The fire alarm in my school speaks clearly, it doesn't stutter like that. "Attention...Attention...an emergency has been reported...all occupants move to the nearest stairway or main lobby...do not use the elevator...do not use the elevator..."

[DarkRave24]

What if it was in a school and went off in English class? xD

[servantlol]

ahhh my english I teachr was the biggest stickler for bad grammar you will ever meet in your life. i should've showed this to her.

[sgrocker45]

Do You Honestly Think That We Would Walk In A Ordirly Manner Durring A Real Fire.

[tynnataynna]

the one at school that tells us to use stairs not the elevators says:

There...is...A!!.. re..port..of...A!!.. fire in the building. use A!! st..air we..ll Lo.c.A!!.tion.. not A!! elevator...

lol...

[emokidX1992]

in...a...orderly...man..ner lol

[PokerJeep64]

lol

[EmergencyAlertFreak2]

the people need a grammer lesson. well, at least the guy does

[markzins]

its not the people who need proper grammer its the system they should have a simplex or a fire-lite message not thier own

[BigHeadSCCT]

Indeed, These Siemens or Cerebus Panels Have Words Sounded Out, But The Panel Strings Them Together

[IliveinMA]

I think its so funny how its a woman's voice and then a man's.

[cartoonyboy]

How does the Voice evacuation panel use poor grammar?!

[ESRRX]

IT is the speaker in the alarm producing the voice and tone. The voice evacuation panel is simply something to program how an alarm functions. The bad grammar was probably programmed by someone who wasn't thinking.

[weatherdan882002]

I hear that when CP/Siemens makes custom messages, they take clips from programmed messages to create the new one. So, the reason why the voice isn't always oo "smooth" and why the grammar is poor, is because the message was "pasted" together...

[wiley207]

Does that explain why there are two voices doing the message?

[weatherdan882002]

I guess it just makes it easier to notice the message...

[wiley207]

Ah. I wonder if Faraday panels do the same voice evac messages. I know Cerberus Pyrotronics bought out Faraday in the mid-1990s, and then CP was absorbed into Siemens. And until recently, almost all of Siemens's fire alarm products were rebranded Faraday products.

[weathermaniac1]

and sow (sadly) siemens is using wheelock products on their NA line

[wiley207]

Yep. My college has Faraday systems (they're still upgrading the old systems), but they use SpaceAge Electronics horn/strobes instead of Faraday or Wheelock signals in most cases.

[cartoonyboy]

One thing. How does it use poor grammar?

[evanrudemi]

Routine Test

[pivotous]

i modded my security system so it repeatedly says(in my voice):"GET THE FUCK OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT!"

[nckek]

Nice!!

[81012bg]

what fire alarm is that?

[mysterykid200]

OH! so your FAMILY Works EVERYWHERE!! OMG LOL YOUR UNCLE WORKS FOR UTUBE AND YOUR DAD WORKS FOR WHEELOCK, TOTAL LIE!

[SubaruB4RSK]

wow sounds very computer generated.. is the speech done in real time?

[willbill808]

Thats awesome that your dad works for Wheelock! He could get Wheelock NAs from his work. And SORRY! but I accidentally clicked the spam button instead of the reply button at first. Hope it doesnt get marked.

[eddieeddieeddie13]

And you called me a nerd. jk

[chilledxsocks]

Could even be a Faraday.

[eddieeddieeddie13]

YOU'RE A FARADAY!

[inuic]

I think This is a wierd fire alarm voice evacuation

system, normaly I hear fe male voices in the fire alarm system,what type of system was that fire alarm using?

[Gb755c]

@inuic Actually, there other systems that use female voices. Silent Knight has one that uses a female and says "Attenion, please! There has been a report of an emergency. Proceed calmly to the earest exit and leave the building immediately. Do not use the elevators----use stairwells where necessary. All handicapped occupants shall use the building evacuation plan!"

[mikemcgill23451]

what system is it part of

[eddieeddieeddie13]

Isn't that a Cerberus Pyrotronics?

[pohlmacs]

Reminds me of the kid from Malcom in the Middle where they recorded and reassembled his words to say horrible things at an awards ceremony. Makes you want to reprogram this to say something dirty like "the..end..of..the world..is..near. please..have sex..immediately"

[Goldenrod636]

It scares me. A male and female voice.

[ESRRX]

Thats an interesting fire alarm. Most alarms I know just make an annoying screech but yours can talk! (even if it does have bad grammar (u misspelled it btw)

[evanrudemi]

Oh the irony! Lemme go fix dat...er Let me go fix that.

[weatherdan882002]

In that case, you can fix the title as well. It's "orderly manner", not "orderly fashion"...