I'm pretty sure this video is a billion times better than the version they dubbed over. He makes videos like this and then says "Don't Hassle The Hoff"? Seriously?
There were so many film allusions in this video: Titanic (multiple times), The Neverending Story, Brokeback Mountain, A Streetcar Named Desire and possibly some that I didn't even notice.
Good Job! Some pretty clever lines. Some of the "Literal videos" simply have the actors say what is seen.....good job with coming up with some clever lyrics.
@styvo0 Nothing for June. Doesn't mean that you didn't in July, August, etc, of course, but Oribes was the one to suggest it most...adamantly...? Or, rather, the soonest before I broke down and decided to do it, LOL. I'm sure there were others begging for it up to that point, so I won't doubt that you were one of them.
Honestly no offense, but some of us old timers where raised on this type of music. IMO you tread on Holy Ground here. It's like trying to remake a Sinatra or Tom Jones original. It may have a sense of humour, but in a way it's simply disrespectfull.
@u5bz8x LOL, I do have a sense of humour believe it or not. But I grew up hearing the original on AM radio before FM was even heard of by most of us. I get a new generations sense of humuor, honestly I really do. But at times you need to respect your elders at least a little bit. When I was young & first learned to play I NEVER would have thought to disrespect Benny Goodman, Elvis? well maybe, but never ole Benny.
@MrAmberRocker If this is disrespectfull against anything it's against the video.. no one is moking the actual song or music.
You can't have "Holy grounds" with these kinds of things because everyone has ther different opinions about where this holy ground is and then you wont be able to make anything like this at all. In my opinion we have lots of great musicians and Haselhoff deserves no more respect than the next guy.
I think it's important that you are able to joke about anything..
@u5bz8x Thank You Sir. I do indeed respect & honor your opinion. As a former Marine & believer, how can I do otherwise? But I fear my own generation , as well as the one that preceeded me utterly failed in teaching those who followed us a few simply rules to live by. I must pay honor to one's freedom of speech & expression. I nearly gave my life in defending those freedoms. But I admit , I have a few roots deeply planted in childhood as did my Father in Benny Goodman. I can hardly deny them.
@MrAmberRocker Of course you shall not deny your roots. And I respekt the conection you have with Benny even tho I don't share them. And you have every right to be upset when people you have a special relation to are made fun of (even if I don't think that's what happend in this video) but your going to have a hard time if you expekt people to consider your personal emotions and such when they make their video.
But you do seem to have a good idea about how youth-culture works for your age..
@u5bz8x Thank you and I appreciate your comment. I guess I was a bit selfish in my first opinion. I truely should know better and I mostly do I just posted a not so well thought out opinion. I do try my best to relate to and understand todays youth and opinions. I try my best everyday day to grow younger and understand the new generation, instead of growing older and staying stuck in my own. But at times we need to respect our elders, example: Paline's use of the term Blood Libel.
@MrAmberRocker I admit I got the wrong Idéa about you, and my first comment was a bit hasty and didn't have too much thogt behind it, I apologise. You seem very open minded and I'm really impressed by that. So few people are, both elder and young. But it is so very important.
Respect is of course important and the older generation have done alot for us, fighting for important rights and so on, and I amongst many are very thankful. but I am sure this was not ment to be disrespectful at all.
@u5bz8x Now if you wanna see a true literal video I really do enjoy (yes I do have a sense of humuor). Check out this one: Safety Dance- literal video of an 80's band on LSD . XD LOL
"Director smoked something"? Are you sure he didn't share it with the Hoff?
ImThatCrazyGal 18 hours ago
"I'm David Hasselhoff, yeaaaaahhhhh ...." <<< day made.
circadianite 1 day ago
So David Hasselhoff has really seen this and liked what you did? That's cool. It's nice to know that he has a sense of humor.
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The HOFF will forgive you all! LMAO
PR1NCESSamby 3 weeks ago
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PR1NCESSamby 3 weeks ago
WAY better than the orginal!!! <3
PR1NCESSamby 3 weeks ago
Great Never Ending Story reference
hugsnotdrugs12 3 weeks ago in playlist Favorite videos
Hahahahahahahahahahah
XCutePupa 1 month ago
Turn all sexy to the camera guy ;)
thesheppy12 1 month ago
Still funny as hell.
TeriBullTV 1 month ago
I'm gonna hit you lol
demonbuddah 1 month ago
Best...Video...Every :) Cheered me up so much ♥
roxeyfoxey123 2 months ago
Now I have to decide if I want to ride around on Falkor OR the Hoff?? NO!!!
cardinalsinfeathers 2 months ago in playlist Literal Videos: dascottjr Collection
Wow. That was just awful
cheitner 2 months ago
2:12 - 2:15 gets me cracking up everytime XD
LadyAllrin 2 months ago
who the heck is STELLLA!!!
yongcho100 2 months ago
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It's a bird, it's a plane, it's SuperHoff
Kuroneko388 2 months ago
ROFL!!! Best part was "Wheeee... Oh crap. LOLOL!!
vixenaya 3 months ago
112 people would like to quit their bikes!
HeliPilot1180 3 months ago 2
2:05 WEEEEEE - crash -
Freerealmsgirl09 3 months ago
hahahahahahahahahaha!
BigELeafsBuzz 3 months ago
"Turn all sexy to the camera guy"- RUN CAMERA GUY RUUUUUNNNNNNN!!!!
ThatsMyNerdGirl 3 months ago
Haha that's funny. What is with the masked guy?! So random and hilarious
urbanwahine 5 months ago 2
Still hilarious after having watched it sooo many times in the last months ;-)
engmfj 5 months ago in playlist literal music videos 5
"On an island, with my wiener out" LMAO
Rayden440 5 months ago 7
Reminds me of the old question: What did you see on your way to nowhere?
trinketbox1 5 months ago
well, my depression is gone.
MrMultiGilligan 6 months ago 26
I'm! David! Hassle! hoff! YEAH!
VTPPGLVR 6 months ago 4
FLYYYYYYYY.. I'M AN AUSTRALIAN!!
I love this so much
stillrocknroll2me 6 months ago
2:12 - 2:15 Best.. Part... Ever!! xD
TheMjallanDuh 6 months ago 3
who's Stella? lol
FineWeAre 6 months ago 7
@FineWeAre One of Brando's great moments from "Streetcar Named Desire" (and Flanders from "Simpsons"). ;)
dascottjr 6 months ago 14
@dascottjr And Elaine on Seinfeld!
gabel1337 4 months ago
@dascottjr and in an episode of Wings!!!
Mouser763 4 months ago
@FineWeAre Fuckin kids today.
princesstamika 4 months ago
I'm pretty sure this video is a billion times better than the version they dubbed over. He makes videos like this and then says "Don't Hassle The Hoff"? Seriously?
brummy1511 6 months ago 5
... What -was- that masked thing? Anyone know?
DrMukora 6 months ago 6
How low budget can you make a music video? LOL
xoxVolleyballChickxo 6 months ago 4
@xoxVolleyballChickxo blue screen £10 + ventilator £5 in ikea
ksgthumb 6 months ago
what...
the...
fuck..
Did I just see... o.O
InSorteDiaboIi 6 months ago 5
LOL "WEEEEE!!! oh crap. *crashes*"
TheBoyCrazies1 6 months ago 2
XD "STEEELLLLLAAAAAA"
april00026000 6 months ago
Is that the Hoff????
foiran 6 months ago
Director smoked somethiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
SchoolGirlLove 6 months ago in playlist Literal Videos: dascottjr Collection 3
God this music video is so fucked up
zegermans750 6 months ago
So long as you know that the Hoff clone wants to mate with him.
TerragorDragon 6 months ago
This music video is like the movie title 'Super Bad'.
Sutten 7 months ago
director smoked something!!!! we love it :-|) (lafí s knirem)
helczinka 7 months ago 2
Best part is when he asked where Cate Winslet is :D
Eukalyptos18 7 months ago in playlist Literal Videos: dascottjr Collection 2
wholly shit this is good..... Sorry if I got late meme effect....
roblh31 7 months ago 4
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiii...
I'm on the Titanic.
ClueNCP 7 months ago
Quick sand is drowning meeeee...
AngieInSFsunset 7 months ago
I hope he wasn't sober when he filmed this. Someone ripped off the Dude Love entrance video.
bonnielover1965 7 months ago
The Hoff can do anything.
CatArt101 7 months ago
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The Hoff will forgive you all!
AdmrlLocke 7 months ago
'I've creeped out the children!'
Or rather he's creeped out everyone!
JamieAndLTTB 7 months ago
'I've creeped out the children!'
Or rather he's creeped out everyone.
JamieAndLTTB 7 months ago
this whole thing was hilarious, i laughed every second of it xD
JojoPanda6 7 months ago
Poor 108 people, so mobbade (on my language, swenglish XDD)
BlueBlackDragon24 7 months ago
AIR GUITAR FOR NO REASON
XDDDDDDDDDD
darklink401 7 months ago
HEY THAT'S MY FISH
modoloine 7 months ago
"Where's Kate Winslet? Ain't she on this boat?"
Naw, she went for a swim with Lover boy over there.
clydetcat 7 months ago 3
Wow haha
onikage725 8 months ago
Hahaha. Awesome :D
prissy007hotmail 8 months ago
That mask thing looks like a Cave Goblin in RuneScape owO (Just google "cave goblin runescape" and you'll see)
dragondanro 8 months ago
108 people sure didn't get hooked on a feeling.
belledame3 8 months ago
@belledame3 naaah they were focused on that island looking for his non existant weiner
yamahonkawazuki 8 months ago
Soooooo iiiritating.....
somedaysoon95 8 months ago
THE HOFF WILL FORGIVE YOU ALL
bomboloneallacrema 8 months ago
dascottjr your a genius
unhygenix32 8 months ago
STEEEELLLLAAAAA! LOLOLOLOL
perkicas 8 months ago
My flying hoff clone wants to mate with me too... :(
reezyrobyn 8 months ago
after the "look ma! i'm flying!" part i almost pissed myself!
MayTheEvilOne 8 months ago
this put rick rolled to sleep
Megadeth72 8 months ago
There were so many film allusions in this video: Titanic (multiple times), The Neverending Story, Brokeback Mountain, A Streetcar Named Desire and possibly some that I didn't even notice.
stitch99 9 months ago
@stitch99 Also Lord of the Rings.
joys4peace 8 months ago
@joys4peace
Wait...what was the Lord of the Rings reference? I guess I'll just have to watch the video again. Poor, poor me. Whatever shall I do?
stitch99 8 months ago
@joys4peace
I see it now. It's hard to hear, but it's definitely there. Thanks for pointing that out.
stitch99 8 months ago
worst video ever made
SweetDevil170 9 months ago
The Hoff will Forgive You All
protoss371 9 months ago
this is a cure for the blues .
when im down I come and watch this a feel kinda better.
fardaypu 9 months ago
this is a cure for the blues .when im down I come and watch this a feel kinda better.
fardaypu 9 months ago 2
this is a cure for the blues.well done .
fardaypu 9 months ago
this is brillent sooooo funny! i was pissing myselfXD
dennisray1000 9 months ago
Ohmigawd, that is one of the best things I have ever seen...are you an alchemist? You made shit into absolute gold!
hideyourloveaway128 9 months ago 3
Is this what it's like to be German? I hear the hoff is bigger than God over there!
vampyre4208 9 months ago 2
Listening to the Original one is Hoff-ful. This one if Effing Funny!!!!
AustralianConnor87 9 months ago
i showed this to my brother and he laughed his guts out XD
ondenbern 9 months ago
"It's like the Nothing never was!"
WHERE'S FALCOR, DAMN IT
SolenmSerpent 9 months ago 5
Good Job! Some pretty clever lines. Some of the "Literal videos" simply have the actors say what is seen.....good job with coming up with some clever lyrics.
Otimepilot 9 months ago
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SolenmSerpent 9 months ago
My hoff clone wants to mate with me!!
TheStupidgirl381 9 months ago
On an island, with my wiener out : then a big arrow points to a wiener dog with LOL above it. Thats hilarious.
Gamecockluver97 9 months ago
Another "Literal" Poser
motoj0j0 10 months ago
The Hoff will forgive you all!
AdmrlLocke 10 months ago
I've looked for this version of the song. Can't find it. Bothers me. XD
inferno232 10 months ago
what is "Stella"? I do not get it
MrMultiGilligan 10 months ago
@MrMultiGilligan Well, see, there's this play, "A Street Car Named Desire", and in in there's a character who- STELLLLLLAAAAAAAA!!!!
inferno232 10 months ago
@inferno232 thank you for that information. :) They way you put it made me laugh.
MrMultiGilligan 10 months ago
AIR GUITAR FOR NO REASON!!!!!!!!!!!!
AmatZelo 10 months ago
My sis didn't like this ( :-( ) but even she had to admit the "I'm on the Titanic" was AWESOME!!
VTPPGLVR 10 months ago
I'm David Hasslehoff YAAAHHH
Citarra 10 months ago
WHEEEEE oh crap *crash*
balrogthane 10 months ago 3
The Hoff will forgive you all!
textlover321 10 months ago
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IT'S LIKE THE NOTHING EVER WAS! LOLOLOL
youLOVEamelia 10 months ago
OMG A+ Neverending Story referance
smeggingnuts 10 months ago 45
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MrMultiGilligan 11 months ago
@MrMultiGilligan wrong screw u
papasmurf5493 10 months ago
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MrMultiGilligan 10 months ago
@MrMultiGilligan butt-munch
papasmurf5493 10 months ago
Silver Fish Hand Catch!
utubesnamepolsux 11 months ago
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MrMultiGilligan 11 months ago
"Bike I wish I could quit you" LOVE IT!!! Makes me laugh so hard. Thank you. :)
deelrem001 11 months ago
The Hoff will forgive you allll
beck418 11 months ago 2
2:13
hugsnotdrugs12 11 months ago
I lost it when he said "It's like the nothing never was!" I looooveee that movie. XD
hugsnotdrugs12 11 months ago 54
@hugsnotdrugs12
lols +1
korruptx 10 months ago
This is just about the best video ever.
wobistdeinfisch 11 months ago 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CantHaveYouBabe 11 months ago
Im also cool and I dont need a tie;)
captainaguirre666 11 months ago
Björn Skifs should be fuckin proud.
dummychaos 11 months ago
WEEEEEEE!! - OH CRAP!!
hahahaha this is probably one of the funniest things i've seen in my whole life. :)
burtonsdisneyprinces 11 months ago
But my flying hoff clone wants to mate with me LOL
TheAkiyamakun 11 months ago
hahaha
bigmiz89 11 months ago
3:09
emxLOL 1 year ago
lame dude
kwogmo 1 year ago
i'm david hasselhoff yeeeeeeah! :D
AmyasFarsight 1 year ago
Should have added "...in a chroma key" after "quicksand is drowning me" hehe.
HagbardCeline42 1 year ago
he yells "STELLLAAA" like Elaine does in a Seinfeld episode :))
oriunde2 1 year ago
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oriunde2 1 year ago
what the hell-is that his real vid? The song was funny man-nice job!LMAO
Ahpc2 1 year ago
hoff - i finally learned how to ride this thing.
mask-thing - MY PRECIOUS
LOL XD
saphira19able 1 year ago
WEEE OHH CRAP LOL
candyloversful 1 year ago 2
I hated 3:37 :(
MegaSimAddict104 1 year ago
i almost pissed myself laughing
deadpool7508 1 year ago
"Weeee - oh crap!" xD
TiNGE24 1 year ago
pretty sure i actually requested you make this video back in June 2009, check your inbox.
styvo0 1 year ago
@styvo0 Nothing for June. Doesn't mean that you didn't in July, August, etc, of course, but Oribes was the one to suggest it most...adamantly...? Or, rather, the soonest before I broke down and decided to do it, LOL. I'm sure there were others begging for it up to that point, so I won't doubt that you were one of them.
dascottjr 1 year ago
2:08 - 2:16. <3
thisispresley 1 year ago
After having been tortured by the original video, this was awesome!
kiwitardis 1 year ago
Blue Swede still rules over this song. XD
MrAmberRocker 1 year ago
Honestly no offense, but some of us old timers where raised on this type of music. IMO you tread on Holy Ground here. It's like trying to remake a Sinatra or Tom Jones original. It may have a sense of humour, but in a way it's simply disrespectfull.
MrAmberRocker 1 year ago
@MrAmberRocker Wow... for your own good get away from youtube now! hurry!
u5bz8x 1 year ago
@u5bz8x LOL, I do have a sense of humour believe it or not. But I grew up hearing the original on AM radio before FM was even heard of by most of us. I get a new generations sense of humuor, honestly I really do. But at times you need to respect your elders at least a little bit. When I was young & first learned to play I NEVER would have thought to disrespect Benny Goodman, Elvis? well maybe, but never ole Benny.
MrAmberRocker 1 year ago
@MrAmberRocker If this is disrespectfull against anything it's against the video.. no one is moking the actual song or music.
You can't have "Holy grounds" with these kinds of things because everyone has ther different opinions about where this holy ground is and then you wont be able to make anything like this at all. In my opinion we have lots of great musicians and Haselhoff deserves no more respect than the next guy.
I think it's important that you are able to joke about anything..
u5bz8x 1 year ago
@u5bz8x Thank You Sir. I do indeed respect & honor your opinion. As a former Marine & believer, how can I do otherwise? But I fear my own generation , as well as the one that preceeded me utterly failed in teaching those who followed us a few simply rules to live by. I must pay honor to one's freedom of speech & expression. I nearly gave my life in defending those freedoms. But I admit , I have a few roots deeply planted in childhood as did my Father in Benny Goodman. I can hardly deny them.
MrAmberRocker 1 year ago
@MrAmberRocker Of course you shall not deny your roots. And I respekt the conection you have with Benny even tho I don't share them. And you have every right to be upset when people you have a special relation to are made fun of (even if I don't think that's what happend in this video) but your going to have a hard time if you expekt people to consider your personal emotions and such when they make their video.
But you do seem to have a good idea about how youth-culture works for your age..
u5bz8x 1 year ago
@u5bz8x Thank you and I appreciate your comment. I guess I was a bit selfish in my first opinion. I truely should know better and I mostly do I just posted a not so well thought out opinion. I do try my best to relate to and understand todays youth and opinions. I try my best everyday day to grow younger and understand the new generation, instead of growing older and staying stuck in my own. But at times we need to respect our elders, example: Paline's use of the term Blood Libel.
MrAmberRocker 1 year ago
@MrAmberRocker I admit I got the wrong Idéa about you, and my first comment was a bit hasty and didn't have too much thogt behind it, I apologise. You seem very open minded and I'm really impressed by that. So few people are, both elder and young. But it is so very important.
Respect is of course important and the older generation have done alot for us, fighting for important rights and so on, and I amongst many are very thankful. but I am sure this was not ment to be disrespectful at all.
u5bz8x 1 year ago
@MrAmberRocker And I'm sure you have a great sence of humor :)
u5bz8x 1 year ago
@u5bz8x Now if you wanna see a true literal video I really do enjoy (yes I do have a sense of humuor). Check out this one: Safety Dance- literal video of an 80's band on LSD . XD LOL
MrAmberRocker 1 year ago
Somebody's Hoff his rocker.
tryithere 1 year ago 2
Ha... 0:19 WTF was that
2it2ga 1 year ago
congrats! XD he's awesome, your awesome!
infinitevitality 1 year ago
Hoff hoff hoff
bijiardo 1 year ago
hahaha my flying Hoff clone wants to mate with me
RememberTheEighties 1 year ago
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
XCutePupa 1 year ago
You're damn right, the weiner is LOL!!!!!
Dirrtyvictory 1 year ago
The first half was pretty good, but then about halfway through it became even more hilarious XD
SpiderLuigiMan 1 year ago
I didn't stop laughing for the entire video. Great job!
Otakkun 1 year ago
The thing that makes it even funnier is that the original video is dumb too!
silverflame2468 1 year ago
Great job with this mess. That video goes into the "cannot unsee" bin though. I would imagine the original is popular in Germany. :\
themange99 1 year ago
You are the master, the sound effects and adlibs r priceless
datsfunnychit 1 year ago
"WEEEEE-oh crap!" xDDD Favorite part! Love this :)
ChrissySpockLennon 1 year ago
Amazing job!!! And seriously, was the Hoff drunk when he made this/ decided to make this video??
jusforfunn 1 year ago
MUITO DIVERTIDO!
É O ESPIRITO DE NATAL!
CONGRATULAÇÕES!!
RSRSRS
♥)SHOW
rubensrosas 1 year ago
WEEE!!! Oh crap 8-(
1MissKarlieStarr 1 year ago
I fell off my chair at "Director smoked something."
FiyaSwugPeaceOut 1 year ago
went all Marlon Brando there at 2:39 greatness
wasabi1787 1 year ago
oh weia
radiselm 1 year ago
STELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
squishy3000 1 year ago
this one is so funny what is that weird mask thing anyways it makes me laff so hard when i see that part
hahnessbabi 1 year ago
i want a Hoff clone
maurorosselli 1 year ago
lol thUMBS UP FOR tHE nEVER eNDING sTORY REFERENCE!
morikahjo 1 year ago 2
haha I Actually Love This !! Genius =D
xxjemziiexx 1 year ago
dude i love you
squire85 1 year ago
oh I laughed so hard I hurt my self..
GreeneConsulting 1 year ago
Director smoked something. LMAO
JeniBurton213 1 year ago
your sound is sexy XD AND THIS IS FUNNY i think i've watch it for the 100th time
RoxYogi 1 year ago 2
@RoxYogi
I agree, he actually sings really well here :-)
engmfj 1 year ago
Weeeeeeeeeeeee .. OH CRAP!!
engmfj 1 year ago
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I wet my panties xD
RoxYogi 1 year ago