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  • your doing it wrong

  • cubens 4 your ass. always trying to make new and better car/truck boats

  • so many people just push it

  • should have been able to start her and drive her out, most of the engine apears to be above the waterline...

  • is that covered by insurance?

  • That's not where I parked my car

  • and we get mad a BP pffft

  • how embarassing, what an idiot!

  • Hey you can't park there dumbass!!!!

  • i think he put the wrong one in the water...

  • is this crandon park ramp? in Key Biscayne, Florida?

  • Piece of shit car. Piece of shit driver. Piece of shit watercraft.

    And who tows anything with a car? Try buying a mans car that can tow more than 200 pounds.

  • Good ridden to a shty car...

  • Amateurs...

  • notice that is happened to the guy with the mohawk, the guy that thinks hes too cool, atleast til now

  • @ :24 the black guy is out of the water hahaha

  • cobalt deserves it

  • You are missing the point, it doesn't matter if the car went in the water or not. It is just stupid to try and use a car for truck purposes. I saw a fucking rx8 with a trailer hitch earlier today, made me want to punch the shit out of him.

  • @lzvagias Most cars can tow 1000lbs but for launching on a slippery surface I totally agree with you  ...... A truck all the way and preferably a 4x4

  • good news atleast its getting a freebie car wash.

  • PEOPLE!!!! STOP FUCKING USING CARS AS TRUCKS!!!! YOU WANT TO TRAILER SOMETHING? BY A SUV OR TRUCK!!! CANT AFFORD A VEHICLE TO TOW WITH? THEN YOU CANT AFFORD THE DAMN TOY YOU ARE PULLING. GEEEEZ!!

  • @ZachVagias if you havent noticed, theres more videos of trucks like this then there are cars.... so whos the idiot now :P

  • @nonstop454 the idiots that dont know how to drive

  • why is the trunk open? well at least it makes it look like a porche...not sure if the insurace company will buy it, but im just say-n

  • JET SKIERS, I could not think of this happening to more deserving people. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • For sale: Mint car with factory warranty remaining. 56k all highway. Never been abused need to sell it because of financial issues. Thanks

  • @321reball Don't forget interior recently washed and shampooed from top to bottom.

  • think the engines flooded

  • So there really wasn't much effort there to drag it out for the whole video and people seemed fairly nonplussed about it. Is it still there or what?

  • @marcuskeeler My thought exactly. 4x4 truck parked up which could have pulled it out easily. Nah just sit around and watch it sink or float off.

  • FWD car + slippery boat ramp= water damage lmao

  • This is why WOMEN arn't allowed to LAUNCH anything into water.. IT SHOULD BE A LAW

  • @vormanator ah, and what made you come to the conclusion that a woman did this?!

  • lmfao dumb cunt

  • Bad day...

  • its a cobalt, he deserves it for driving that piece of shit

  • Chevy sinks like a rock ;)

  • @RyanChinchilla1992 and your saying fords float?

  • @duramax0fanatic Shit floats.

  • Morons at work!

  • Just another testament to the never give up spirit of stupidity and never think things through approach that so many American's seem to accel at. Great job man!

  • You mean you arent supposed to back it this far in?

  • how did this happen? oh wait was "she" driving?

  • Like a good neighbor State Farm is there

    !

  • Explaining this to the insurance is like explaining a new baby to your wife.

  • Can't blame him, white cars are hard to keep clean.

  • best place for it

  • poor cobalt

  • Forrest Gump was wrong... he used to say only stupidity is stupid... the driver of this Cobalt IS stupid period!

  • show me the carfax

  • @MXLOGGER you bring hope to the top comment section of youtube. i commend you

  • "I didn't total it! The car is not totaled!" --- Yeahright ... it's just gonna stink this pungent, acrid, rancid smell like cheese from now on. Try to sell that car like that. eww

  • Boat Lauches are always good for some free entertainment...Hahahaaa

  • Crappy people, all these assholes looking but no one keep a hand to help.

  • shita dry out man!

  • Show me the carfax

  • Why in the fuck would somebody be in the position of having a CHEVY COBALT that close to water.

  • @onlyrock1 front wheel drive...light car what are you hauling a paddle boat? for real lol

  • OK, time to call Flo

  • This would of never happened if they had a old VW bug

  • dumb shit ass holes you need a truck with for weal drive mutherfuckers

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  • @58impalaz I just signed in just to make fun of your shitty spelling, stay in school you tool. Spelt is a hexaploid species of wheat. You meant "spelled"

  • @58impalaz You should talk. You improperly used a comma, created a run-on sentence, used a very 'simple' form of langue with the word 'spelt' when it's actually 'spelled,' and you started a sentence without a capital letter. Not trying to cause an argument, but maybe you should perfect your grammar before calling out others on theirs. :D

  • @DankWeedSmoker77 for weal lol

  • @DankWeedSmoker77 wow. That's pretty much all I have to say. Wow.

  • like a good neighbor 

  • let me see the car fax...

  • aaaaaahahahahahahahaha

  • Can I see if I left my laptop in the trunk of your car.

  • that miami style tipical insurance frog at biscayne bay.................lmaooooooo­oo

  • Just because it says ''SS" on your Colbalt doesn't mean it can float..JK

  • i hate obnoxious fucks on jet skis anyway!

  • why is every one looking and not doing shit before the park ranger comes..idiots thats a big ass ticket..

  • lol

  • is that a cobolt? good shit! lol jk

  • who uses a car to launch a jet ski

  • Love the way everyone just sits and watches, did the car just become a permanent feature ?

  • Sinkers gona sink!

  • "Cool car"

  • Party like a rock, party like a rock

  • the airbox should be dry.

  • Thats How a man washes his car

  • For sale.... White 4 door Sudan... Runs good. Slight water damage to carpet. Lmao !!!!

  • i go to this marina all the time and i see this often!

  • show me the carfax .....

  • next day: for sale on craigslist!  slightly used car i just washed it

  • hahahahahhaa...let me quess....americans? loooooooooooool

  • HMMMM i wonder if the bottom of this ramp is going to be covered with slippery algae?! well lets find out!

  • idiet mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm damn idiot what brain is that?

  • it was only a chevy, it was going to eat it self alive soon anyway.

  • @carrysmith2008 fuck u fuck ur grandmother's grave and fuck ur mother in the ass!!!! Asshole

  • @carysmith2008 fuck u fuck ur grandmother's tomb and fuck ur mother in the ass!!!

  • yeeeaahhh fukin gringos are very smart!!!!!! jajaja chupenla pendejos!!!

  • Cars can tow fine. I am talking about the low clearance and submerging your rear end in water when launching a watercraft. It also depends on the pitch and length of the ramp. if your front tires are on dry pavement and your not pulling something heavy out of the water it will be fine. Please explain your logic behind calling a Jeep being an "anti tow" vehicle. Short wheelbase for easier maneuverability, 4x4 capability for added traction in water, low end torque makes it effortless to pull out.

  • dumb ass!

  • This looks like the marine at key biscane in miami

  • He launched his car instead of his jet ski.

  • This is why you dont launch a jet ski or boat with a puny front wheel drive cobalt xD

  • @chorstma44 i launch my ski with my honda all the time. never had this fucking problem!

  • @Duckyistrippin Cars are not meant to be submerged under water or be put under the stress that is caused by towing. Once your front wheels hit the slimy ramp and you lose traction your done for. Exactly what happened in this video. My neighbor tried to pull his ski boat out with his van and I ended up pulling it out for him. I wouldn't pull my 26ft fishing boat out with anything but my 4x4 jeep

  • @chorstma44 talk about vehicles that arent made for towing. Jeep is the anti tow vehicle! Cars can tow just fine, get off your high horse. I have a diesel 4wd ramcharger too, but its so easy to just use the honda to splash the ski. Its not the boat ramps fault people are stupid and clueless!

  • Mexicans...lol...alway good for a laugh. 

  • this isn't the first time the Cobalt fails....

  • colboat haha

  • hmmmm......Let's this on CARFAX

  • DOH!

  • so did u tow them out with your jeep? or jst leave em there?

  • Brake hand?

  • u need some torque cobalts are gas savers

  • Lol..all you can really do is watch.

  • is anyone ok?

  • this guy was a fucking MORON!!!!!!!

  • U-Haul rents pickup trucks $19.95 a day. Much cheaper than the insurance deductible for sinking your car at the boat ramp.

    What kinda idiot tows & launches a jet ski using a car? Especially a car that has trouble carrying 4 passengers and costs about the same amount as the jet ski?

  • Show me the Carfax

  • The driver's engine is flooded.

  • The driver had a sinking feeling. He is all wet. When he pays the repair bill he will get soaked.

  • FAST AND FURIOUS IV UNDER WATER LOL

  • correct me if im wrong but is dat key biscane down in miami?

  • I've heard of "Will it Blend" but I never heard of "Will it Float"

  • @EWalk131 That should be next lol

  • @EWalk131

    Watch Letterman.

  • @EWalk131 Actually, David Letterman has a "will it float" segment of his show.

  • They should call it the Coboat.

  • Jetskiers are pretty much all dumbasses. This is no big surprise.

  • @CashWatkins im a jet skier and I'm far from a dumbass. i took and passed the test to get a boaters license so I'm more qualified and better educated than most of the boat owners/drives on the water. also, seadoo owners seem to be the dumbest. kawi and yamaha owners know whats up for the most part

  • @cazouu36 Oh. Yay? You stupid fucks spend loads of money that would buy you a boat for the same price - something that you could use year around and even take your friends out on. But - you're one of those "Me, Me" assholes that's so worried about everybody on the water seeing you. The rest of us normal boaters look at you like "What a fucking idiot", smile and go onward. Just so you know what decent people think of you.

  • @cazouu36 I took the boat license when I was 18. The test is unbelievably easy and by no means proves your are more intelligible.

  • this is why you dont launch a boat with a FWD car... retards be retarded..

  • amphibious chevy!!!

  • LIKE A ROCK

  • the good thing is you got the jet ski out in the water

  • All cars have four flotation tubes at the bottom. As soon as the weight of the Seadoo clear the boat trailer, the car will get less traction and slowly float into the water !

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH VERY IDIOT

  • Morons jet ski's do not have that much draft to get of trailer WTFK are you doing!!!

  • For Sale.. Chevy Cobalt.. just had a bath.. shines like new.. My questions is.. Is the trailer ok?

  • hope he has insurance

  • hmm... thats not where i parked my car :/

  • what went wrong?...how did the car end up there?

  • Why would you habe a cobalt near a boat ramp? Buy a truck...

  • @TheDuallyking

    Umm let me see..the same reason why a truck would be near a boat ramp?! I have a hitch on my car to pull my jet ski..a truck for a jet ski is unnecessary.

  • no one around with a rope and a car?

  • Hope u have insurance

  • Too much algae on the ramp.

  • Wetback boat launch.

  • It's just a pos Cobalt for Christ sake, haul it off to the recyclers before it starts to rust through!

  • Silly Cobalt. Launch ramps r for trucks.

  • better get a carfax if you want this car lol slight water damage lol

  • Damn, I sure hope your "in good hands!" Lol, that's not funny......

  • Good way to get that bank note paid off.

  • Few vehicles in the parking lot, including the cameraman's SUV. Nobody had a tow strap to pull the car out as soon as possible?

  • Where is this?

  • the video is 55 sec what the fuck u think they did, how fast u want them to work, its fucking salt water it was over for the guy. why go crazy. the driver had just got out the car.

  • a tow truck came and pulled it out

  • someone with a brain: hey do you wana try and get it out?

    car owner: nahh lets all just sit here and watch it.

  • Thats not my car duummm aaasss my car it the pathfinder

  • is everyone ok? yeah we got splashed with water. other than that were kewl

  • Looks like the pathfinder will need to tow more than a PWC !!

  • WHY did someone not grab a rope and drop their trailer and help the damn guy?

  • Fuck me, the guy at the dealership told me it would float, He also told me utility vans's do to.... Ass Whole!

  • DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT ON AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TwoDAYS.NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY.PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT WORKS

  • chevy coboat!

  • @duckkillerclydeclyde said like a bum with no boat ;) just because I take care of my stuff doesn't mean I can't use it. But hey if it wasn't for people like you who trashed their boats mine wouldn't always be worth so much when I go to sell them. So thank you my friend for being a dumbass and wrecking your stuff

  • This is why idiots should not be around the water... or even on the water for that matter.

    2 years ago at Lake Michigan we pulled a Honda Civic, the trailer and his waverunner out of the water because someone wasn't on the brake or had the emergency brake pulled. (5 speed) He even sank his waverunner as the wieght of the car pulled it under since it was tied to the trailer and went so far out the back the rear wheels went off the end of the concrete launch slip. Expensive day of fun for him

  • Show me the Car FOX!!!! (minor water damage)

  • guys every time u put a comment i get a emial showing what u guys said can u not leave a comment inless its something worth reading thanks

  • @suciaaguadecoco said like someone who beats their ski. Just because I don't destroy mine doesn't mean I don't use it. 48 hours yesterday prick. How about you try and sell your beat up and scratched ski next to my pristine one and we see who's sells faster and for more?

  • maybe you should get a truck before jet skis

  • in soviet russia car sinks water!!!!!

  • lmao

  • YES THAT WAS IN KEY BISCAYNE,FLORIDA IN MIAMI AT THE CRANDON PARK MARINA...ON ANY GIVEN WEEKEND U WILL SEE THAT AND ALOT WORSE IN THAT MARINA...THATS THE CUBAN REF-MARIAN HAHA