Lets stay together boo

[CoconutTreesMon]

And now HE-HE-HE-HE-HE- WONT CLAIM HIS CHILD !

[X2TV]

it's not march its may

[missjessicalee23]

LOL I LOVE THIS FELLA:)

[fishnugget000]

bitch u stuuuuuupid!!

[ThePITA004]

full metal jacket at da end

[Jensell1000]

u are not the father ( yea yea boom kik kik kik boom kik boom



[dezniqqadez]

HE UH HE UH HE DONT EVEN DON'T THE CHILD!

[misingo33]

Full metal jacket at the end. kick ass.

[MsPrincess435]

today is wednesday march dddddddddddddd.........

[elitedouglaz1]

Halle Berry sticking my penis in her mouth!!

[savagerival]

YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER

[cutemandy157]

OMG thats horrible...

[HOLLYlovelyshiz]

Too true. I love you

[lyssabr0oke]

march 6 is my birthdayyy!

[DaMasterBigJ]

Oh damn! Is that OutKast?

[9517ish]

can you sue bet for using this title?

[mymesskenny]

too funny

[tnaownscena]

whats the intro song called?

[LilJit729]

Why the Fuck did she email u?

[xeggleston]

Mad u bought Maury in this lol

[ShawnbaseENT]

Lmfao

[NISHA1NASH2LOVE365]

SOOOOOO ture lol i dislike girls like that DANG STUPID HOES

[gregluvshoes]

Y did he stop the intro

[MyWorldIsKimK]

you can tell its an old video when a livin room is in the background lol

[GroundUpProductionz]

demm niggas on maury no how to bust a move when hearing good news lmaooo. shitt id hit a couple back flips and start jerkin too lmaoo

[NorthMiamiCityBoy305]

St8 up to all my ladies out here a when u have thoughts like that u make it harder to find a man so stop that shit foreal

[kristenkristina2008]

Bitch u stupid. If he was a aint shit boyfriend then he"ll be a aint shit father.lol

[Utada379]

Hell naw I died laughing when that guy started dancing. To funny.

[MsMousey17]

LMFAOOOOOO

[rahsaanize]

Lol. We can dream tho can't we

[Brooknam117]

yo this dude is the truth! keep em coming!lol

[KungFuSouljaGirl]

I love you =D

[lilrapta13]

you guys dnt get tha point of his vids. DIS NIGGA A NINJA! do you see his ninja moves on tha song wit da camera

[MsSunnyMuffins]

You are NOT the father

[inorganicgrain]

Do you suck dicks?

SIR NO SIR

[catrachakt]

LMAO, i love you Kain Carter ♥

but hey everybody please follow me on twitter @StayingDope_bro

[MrBjw1]

1:38 funniest part!

[xKyoful]

Is it me or does he looks evil with that Goatee?

[lovely2236]

What world does she live in? She needs to know that a baby dont keep no nigga! Smh females these days!

[MrDudethatsbeast]

Full metal jacket ftw

[lexys30000]

The maury part had me laughing soooo hard! Lmao! Love this dude :)

[naijha]

I loved the intros when he used to do them! Sigh!

[TheTyrell415]

haha bitch you stupid

[davidworkkk]

that maury shit made me lose it

[billycasey74]

your intros are cool

[vincentchopin]

First time I've ever actually watch more then 2 of a users uploaded video.... Good stuff!

[iimnumber1]

may 6

[sweety17hunny]

He always tell the truth

[Boss90Bmore]

2:11 lol very funny

[LORRAINESPM59ER]

I freaking Love This Dude!

[djmacbirdjeff]

lol at the full metal jacket clip at the end

[Delyn10]

BITCH YOU STUPID ! Lmfaooooo =D

[morekeia]

So true!!! about the AIDS bit. this guy sis hilarious!!! luv his vids

[saetinproductions]

"that doesnt make any fuckin sence" lol!

[AI2AM]

Bullshit! I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose lol i love that movie

[Khari99]

based on the information you've given me, i've come to the conclusion that bitch you stupid. lmao

[domellcun]

The youtube Chris Tucker haha :D

[byaccident7]

iff you can't afford or want to play cheap bout getting a condom (improvise) run to ur cuboard grab a plastic and a rubber band den u good to go!!!!

[kingkong5324]

hahahah!!!!!!

[7RaPeKiNg7]

LOL the maury part is fucking hilarious XD ROFL

[ImPRETTYBipolar]

Lmao 1:51-2:10...

[ilyfoods]

It is true though vv

[chika95]

Lol!! Ur a douche my dude

[yungblackpoet09]

I replayed 0:00 to 0:18 multiple times before continuing and laughed every time lol its a sad truth... spoken in a HILARIOUS was

[4066jks]

That man did not need to dance like that Lol! Was it really that serious??? Get it together ladies and stop messing with crappy guys and getting pregnant by them especially..

[lillian19921]

hahahhahahahahahhahhaha u soooo fucking raw with it ahahhaahah gots to love it thou 

[lilsushi22]

lol thats messed up

[12Jinxy]

this shit is funny LMFAO i like the muary part

[KAYdotDASH]

Am I the only one that caught the fact that he said it was March 6 when the video clearly said MAY 6 lol

[lisha2627]

@KAYdotDASH Maybe he did the video March 6th and he just did not upload it till May 6th just a thought!!

[KAYdotDASH]

@lisha2627 that's true

[npstarz18]

This is hilarious!!

[XxDukeTheTechBoiiiXx]

Believe me, I'm not one to judge, at all.... But based on the information that you've given me so far, I think its safe for me to come to the conclusion, that-BITCH YOU STUPID!!!!! Classic.

[noahj199]

whats the song at the beginning

[Msayanna6]

Thumbs up

[MrGtown99]

damn tht dude was dancing hard as hell lmao

[marraa1595]

he is too funny (^.^)

[SheBeBallinSimone]

1:23 lol o shit

[TheCeeceestyles]

wow she was mexican wasnt she 

[forb1ddnl0v3]

hell nah lmao...aint shit boyfriend and aint shit father.

[iamaunicorn1000]

Thumbs up if the maury bit had you dyeing

[tracybuddha]

Often imitated never duplicated ,keep it up boy you got some serious talent there

[jUneBug3121]

1:39 is my favorite part!....

[bluezuki600]

=-O The end had me :-D lmao!!!

[sHAQ32BEAST]

@ladaishabuddy

i think they decrease ur chances of getting the disease just like face masks

[basedron]

oh shit maury got me laughin.

[youngdredhed]

the end... aha I was dyin

[WITaHINTofRANDOM]

spent ALL night watching his videos.. UR AMAZING

[TheCrazyyep]

Lmfao... oooooooooooooook wtf?? i wonder if she told her mother the same shit she told you, cuz that's just fucking stupid and she should have been slapped for that. Like damn i've heard that love make you do crazy shit but damn did you not think about this before you put it in action??

There was no love before you started and i'm sure there was no love after. And for you to come back and say your about to have his baby... and for the reason you gave... smh. That was a stupid decision made.

[SuicideShit422]

"That doesnt make any fuckin sense........" he cant go an hour without saying fuck, motherfucker, or bitch. LOL XD

[SoDopeNRG]

Who else laughed at that intro..... Anyone, no, well I did

[Bigpapa8890]

THIS man.... underSTANDS me.....

[BabeBunny64]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooo at the Maury part.. omfg

[terribearable]

sad story... but you had me lmao... :)

[822CMooreful]

That was the best maury clip I've ever seen

[GeminiKesha]

funni! the beard suits u

[mythanghanglow]

man dis made my day ..i been peeping out all ya vids all day ..thanks glad i found this!!!!!

[11williams22]

"Bitch You stooooopid!!

[ScorpioHeiress]

March the 6th or May the 6th ? Hahahhaha

And i am commenting on December 12th 2011. SMH...Teheheh

[JonRileyboy]

why tf..wood u get preggs...wen ur already havin probems? #DumbBitch..

[86amri]

lmaooo this guy seriously needs his own show.

[krisss0512]

@86amri arnt you watchin, he do.

[earthstrongknuttz]

1:39 killlllllled me !!! lmaooo!!!!

[DaYuNgPrInCe14]

i like the vid after the 1st 20 seconds cause that was some real shit

[GORGEOUSSA1]

HAHAHAHAHHA Y DO THEY ALWAYZ RUN WHEN THE *ALREDY NO THAT NIGGA WAS NNOOOOTTTT THE FATHA* SHE IS A DUMB AZZ. GOOD ONE

[Shwaggg101]

LMAOOOO @ the "You are not the father" part(:

[jintymint]

millions of ppl have aids and nobody wants to use a condom real shit

[young13sir]

no one wants to use a condom.... i wonder why

[MexicanAngel29]

Wow what a dumb bitch lmao

[ace24680]

Fmj ftw the end audio clip

[cnce145]

True that

[dihermess]

i like the honesty

[SexybodyC]

Lmfaooooo

[Ariyannadevoney]

Llab

[jsmoove863]

YOOO!!! y'all saw how that dude was dancing??? doing the michael jackson and all!!!!!??? lmao

[twani01]

you got pregnant on purpose..??!! that'd kinda weird to do witha jack donkey..lmao the maury part

[zzzzeekk1]

Uhhhh.. May the 6th? Lol.

[troubleshooter12z]

hahah "bitch yo stupid!!!!"

[msqwaqwa21]

his hair line is shifted 1 is at the end of his eyebrow the other side is SOMEWHERE ut NOT WHERE IT SHOULD B

[BelloYelloPinkAndrea]

Dont Mak Her Cry Lik That LMAO ;-) i lov it "i got pregnant n i thought everything wuld b ok" 

[Jessica656]

Do u suck dicks? sir no sir LOOOOOOOL

[ackom12]

@leaderofthewolfclan TF??? Do you live under a rock! #Dumba**

[QuadQweezy]

its may not march

[jackiekirby12]

THE 16 people that dislike this post used a face mask instead of a condom

[ladaishabuddy]

-______- Condoms do protect you from HIV & AIDS ..Tf

[Leaderofthewolfclan]

whats the point of wearing a condom when they dont protect against AIDS/HIV?

#JustSaying

[lawesmik000]

1:38 thats fucked up lol

[jewelspence]

the intro is amazing and i love how he said sweetie talking to jessica <3

[bajapantiii198]

at the end, do you suck dick sir no sir

[aznammunition]

why doesnt he use this intro nemore?? that shit went hard AF on sum 90s shit!

[njepps87]

i love the "full metal jacket" at the end lmao....love that movie

[swimtech4me]

Holla at that intro!!

[CatThief15]

The First Twenty Seconds Are Unbelievably True.

[4321Tiana]

Jessica is effing stupiid lol

[harmony1929]

he he he he he won't claim his child...

we've been having problems in our relationship so i thought if i got preganant it would make everything okay......

BITCH YOU STUPID!!

LMFAOO SHAME

[harmony1929]

yet nobdy wants to use a fucking condomn??? -_- that doesn't make any fucking sense...

Lmfaooo Nigga Funnny

[gtarules1]

Justin Beiber's penis is as long as the dislike bar...oh, wait...

[zuluT42]

@gtarules1 Homo!!!

[SuperReject23]

@zuluT42 lmao

[gtarules1]

@zuluT42 why?

[donutboyfly]

Ayoo!! That boy on Maury wass gettin' it! Ahhhaa

[BeamerBenzorLenz]

you mean may 6th ??? lol

[bubbles95100]

lmao that nigga was gettin it!

[Ijerkshawty]

wow like the video

[jw8114]

hello... all these women layin themselves w/ these dudes that aint worth shit, cheatin, & being disrespectful, and then gonna wanna get mad when they dont do shit when they get preg. & have tha baby... they should already know what time it is... these women do anything to get or want a man... self luv is the first luv... u r too funny.. be blessed J

[skateborder]

do u suck dicks..? 2:12

[iCeeyEnt93]

@skateborder SIR NO SIR!

[LuvaBoiTellim]

Yu so fuckin rite n wat ppl don't seem to get is more n more ppl every day die bcuz of adis n even kid r born wit it bcuz of dere parents....add me on fb romeo trap jumpin Rainey

[XmzlovelystarX]

hahaha u really r from bmore, i hear like shit, especially when u said, "stupid!" i hear the accents on ur "t's" so cute lls

[PurpleLaLa18]

The first 20 seconds of this video made me happy!

[jhenry0103]

Soooo Fuckin Funny.!!!

[376Jr]

Chances are if he is ant "ANT SHIT BOYFRIEND" then he gone to be a "ANT SHIT FATHER" Lol..

[xsasukesxloverx]

Smh, i knew someone that got pregnant trying to keep the man. That just doesn't make sense to me or many others. So sad.

[ZebraBear88]

Did you re upload this because you said today is March 6 when the video was uploaded May 6

[cripplejack77]

hey does any1 knows he email address i really need advice

[99BottlesofBitch]

Well well well...someone made a valid point. lol

[simonewilky]

lmaooooooooooooo the dacing dude .. "probably" too fuckin funny



[bigspin420]

lol @ it was added on may 6th

[princesssummertb]

y make a baby wit a sum1 u havin bad problems wit?? she dumb as fuck.

[cutie911ist]

you are funny as fuck ahhahha !!!

[SmartClownEnt]

I miss the old intro :]

[SkinnyBoo98]

1:23

[SkinnyBoo98]

1:23 !!!

[yellowbone001]

OH my gosh!:) this is funny as fukk!:) STOOPID!:) <3

[Princesskk290]

wednesday march 6th---- u uploaded it 2 months after LOL

[Mentionmonique]

lol at the maury session

[xoxoLadystunnaxoxo]

lmfaoooooo

[kishomar]

lmbooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooo man i weak!!