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  • one, two, AHH, four!

  • I love all these people... 0.0

  • "Oh sheesh here is is, I cannot contain my ji-ahhh...."

  • 1:16 That was....fucking beautiful.

  • dollars look like fake money to me :D (european)

  • Finally stopped watching.......Freedom!!!!

  • Oh shiz here he is I cannot contain my jizz!

  • JULIA NUNES I LOVE YOUR MUSIC!!!

  • Did you guys here what Amir was singing? He sang "oh shizz here he is, I cannot contain my jizz".

  • @purpalgurlroxursox No. "Oh sheesh here he is I cannot contain my cheer"

  • i almost pressed 1 and 0 -____- lmfaoooo XD

  • Pressing 10 doesnt work >:(

  • Thumbs up if you looked for 10 :D

  • its funny because most people dont know that there is two ways to spell ukelele/ukulele

  • Spam click 2....

  • Internet music sensation Julie Nunes 0:40

  • I have the same ukelele use Julia!!! I feel special :3

  • Shit titties and forgenbustershlimenrofil

  • happy new years... why am i on youtube?

  • @MegaPyromaniacs i was at a club it was crazay in ma nazay!

  • press 1 quickly to what amir likes

  • I cannot contain my jizz. LOL!!

  • i thought his singing was good

  • anyone else see the trollface at 2:36?

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  • the song's from I.M.'s (:

  • his voice is gorgeous LOL

  • I just don't hear him saying "jizz" it sounds like he says "chair"

  • @kofe87 it's cheer.

  • @kofe87 yeah he does but jizz is a lot funnier

  • I thought this would be about nude pictures.

  • oh look here he is! i cannot contain my ji-

    wait what?

  • LOL I love that song. xD

  • No matter how many you watch... Thers always another Jake and Amir!

  • haha 1:24

  • Where did she get that Kala? She never plays one

    

  • Press 10 to see an idiot!

  • @One4TheTechnoGuy FUCK YOU LMAOOOOO!!!!!!!!! I fell for it  -_-

  • @One4TheTechnoGuy

    Got me... -_-"

  • @One4TheTechnoGuy I did it but I didn't see an idiot...Uh do you think my #10 key driver is out of date or somthing?

  • @cowboybeepbop1 heard that one before... try reinstalling vista....

  • @One4TheTechnoGuy D: Im using win 7 ultimate.

  • @cowboybeepbop1 Im using Linux. And I think you got that joke... :D

  • @One4TheTechnoGuy ahahha

  • @One4TheTechnoGuy

    I ALMOST did it, almost!! Great one! xD

  • @One4TheTechnoGuy don't need to, i have a mirror... wait

  • @One4TheTechnoGuy thereis no 10, therefore, you are the idiot

  • @1000FunckingTimes if you looked for the 10 ur an idiot, thats what he meant

  • @JRMZ93 D: TrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTroll­TrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTroll­TrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTroll­TrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTroll­TrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTroll­TrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTroll­TrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTroll­TrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTroll­TrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTroll­TrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTroll­TrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTroll­TrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTroll­. You are a nobody. You shouldn't be a smart arse because it is annoying. TrollTrollTrollTrollTrollTroll­TrollTrollTrollTrollTroll

  • @1000FunckingTimes Yes, but you looked to press 10, therefore you are an idiot.

  • @One4TheTechnoGuy i didn't have to check, i already knew there wasn't a ten, moma didn't raise no fool

  • @One4TheTechnoGuy actually its press 10 to feel like one, you can't see yourself being an idiot :P

  • @One4TheTechnoGuy HHAHEHHOHOHOHOEHEHAHAHOHO

    well played man! WELL TO THE FUCK PLAYED

  • @One4TheTechnoGuy Yep i saw your mum

  • @arqam6619 No. My mum's dead.

  • @One4TheTechnoGuy i almost tried pressing it

  • @One4TheTechnoGuy you Almost had me, but then I thought there is no 10 on a keyboard xD

  • @One4TheTechnoGuy jokes on you i really have a 10. haha

  • @One4TheTechnoGuy Sir I give you the finger: ( )---

  • @One4TheTechnoGuy you got me! lol

  • 1:15 is pretty good!

  • Who the fuck is Julia Nunes?

  • @Dzubur93 watch the video and you might learn something

  • @Dzubur93 don't be proud of your ignorance

  • 2:01 Wow... Amir can kind of sing. A little.

  • Yeah Amir can pay Julia back... With the 4/5 of a dollar he got from Dan!

  • Y CANT I STOP WATCHING JAKE AND AMIR

  • Hey Amir, what is 9 minute times 2 equal to?

  • anybody notcie amir sings "oh look here he is, i cannot contain my jizz

  • no jake, what are you going on? aha 0:36

  • Look at the foam hand on the wall.

  • 1 2 aah 4

    dirty blonde, clean guy

    what you got in his eyes

    they are blue, so are you

    when you're not around son

    oh sheesh here he is i can not contain my jizz

    look at him wearing shirts, eating lots of yoghurt

  • @thefuckinfist i cannot contain my CHEER*****

  • @thefuckinfist

    Not jizz, cheer

  • @Andreys69

    oh you're right...jizz is funnier though :P

  • @thefuckinfist indeed it is

    

  • @thefuckinfist **contain my cheer

  • @thefuckinfist He says "I can not contain my cheer" I thought it was jizz too, so much better!!

  • @thefuckinfist i cannot contain my cheer*

  • @thefuckinfist its cheer, not jizz, your disgusting

  • @huskyluvr100 yea know stop the fuck telling me.. i whish i never wrote a top comment :P

  • @huskyluvr100 Rofl you're such a straightedge fag

  • @thefuckinfist cheer not jizz

  • @thefuckinfist lol it says cheer instead of jizz :P

  • citaer

  • ukalaily

  • I LIEK PANCAKES

  • Am I the only one who loves his songs?

  • oh sheesh here he is i cant contain my ... cheer lol

  • I would buy Amir's album

  • ''there he is, i can not contain my jizz'' WHAT? HAHAHAH

  • @BabylonBwoyy cheer

  • haha they DID actually do one where jake's wearing amir's glasses!

  • did he say jizz ?

  • oh shit here he is i cannot contain my..... cheer

  • he is good at rhyming quickly (:

  • I rewinded to see if jake said "can not"

  • My name is julia and i play the ukulele. It shouldnt, but watching this totally made my week.

  • who's the fat chick?

    never even heard of her

  • @dicksteele75 She used to be skinny and her youtube username is "jaaaaaaa"

  • "Oh shizz, here he is,

    I cannot contain my ji-- "

    LOL!!! amazing.

  • @xelliedixonx

    He clearly said "cheer," not 'jizz.'

  • @HeyThatRhymes90 Oh ok, my mistake

  • @HeyThatRhymes90 I thought he said "ji-" too :(

  • that music amir sings isn't bad at all

  • my dad laugh his ass of when i give him the link and he's 52 XD

  • I am Amir....so.

  • Julia Nunes got fat

  • first time I saw the video I thought amir said " oh sheesh here he is I can not contain my jizz" LOL

  • how many times does amir go shirtlass in the videos

  • Oh sheesh, here he iz, I cannot contain my ji- *breathes in* LMAO :D

  • @gome16 it's cheer, you weirdo...

  • @gome16 "Oh sheesh, here he is, I cannot contain my Cheers*". Not Jizz you freak.

  • @gome16 dumb fuck its cheer

  • @kanharn ......why you gotta reply like that? :/

  • I would love to hear Amir sing the chorus to "S.C.A.V.A." by Hollywood Undead. Who agrees?

  • A song is worth a thousand words because it's made out of a thousand-some words..

  • @TheStandardFreak And you're a guy who spends his life on a PC, I can tell that because you judge people from behind your monitor and have no people skills.

  • @StalkinYerMum2011 And you're the one criticizing people who criticize.

    Yeah, I said she's fat. I play bass, guitar drums, I skate, snowboard and ski. I'd like to see you do anything I'm good at. :)

  • @TheStandardFreak And all that has what to do with her being fat? Everyone has things they're good at in life, I don't skate, I don't snowboard nor do I ski, yet I can speak 6 different languages, I've got an amazing job, I passed all my school/collage exams along with a lot of other different things. So no, i can't do any of them things, but I can do a lot of other more productive things, so tbh, I don't really care about doing any of them things you can do.

  • @StalkinYerMum2011 ....But you just judged him from behind a computer screen..... DA FUCK!?

  • @RonnyWho Fighting fire with fire is the only way to beat a guy like him.

  • @StalkinYerMum2011 BUT WHY DO YOU WANT TO BEAT HIM!?! HES ANONYMOUS! This is outrageously ironic.

  • @RonnyWho Maybe because I can't stand people like him, people who feel the need to insult others that they don't even know, it's just redicilous.

  • @StalkinYerMum2011 ...But then you insult him... You're no better in this situation.

  • @RonnyWho And just where did I say I was trying to be any better? Also, it's pretty obvious that you're trying to start an argument here, so please, don't insult me by comparing me to someone like him, when all you're doing is trying to start something all over again.

  • @StalkinYerMum2011 Actually, I am not. I am merely stating and telling you that you're doing the exact thing he is doing. You're now even insulting me by telling me that i am trying to start something. And you're saying that you're better then him, you're implying that you're "the good guy" and he is "the bad guy". If you were not so ignorant, then this would have been over and done with after my second reply.

  • @RonnyWho Yeah, you are. Belive me, the only ignorant one here is you. Where did I even state that I am the good guy? Seriously, now you're trying to talk shit and accuse me of something I had never even said, I've read back, and I honestly can't find where I've implyed that, so it's pretty obvious who's the ignorant one here. And no, it would not have ended, it's clear you're trying to troll here, so why even bother replying? I hope you've achieved whatever the hell you're trying to achieve.

  • @RonnyWho Also, it looks like there are a lot of people on your channel who you've tried to troll in the past too, since they seem to despise you, don't blame them to be honest, you're acting pretty pathetic. So have a good life, and I hope you keep trying and failing at trolling like you've done here. Replying to this only proves how badly you're trying, don't expect me to keep feeding the troll by responding anymore.

  • @StalkinYerMum2011 Actually, if I was trolling you. It would be working. You just sent me two massive walls of texts complaining about me. But I am not trolling you.. You were saying that he is an asshole (implying that he is the bad guy) and you were trying to convince me that you are nothing like him (meaning the 'good guy' by not being an asshole) and no. You're being ignorant because you're calling this person out for this, yet you're doing the same thing. You're a fucking twat.

  • @StalkinYerMum2011 i don't know who you're saying that too or why... but how is that any different from what you're doing?

  • @stuck4lyf3 Who said I was trying to do anything different?

  • @StalkinYerMum2011 Just look at his user

  • @StalkinYerMum2011 what the fuck are you talking about

    all he said was "She's fat."

    how can you assume that much stuff about him from that one statement what the FUCK IS GOING ON ASAYAYAEYYEAYSYASY

  • @MarijuanaSmoothies You understand what a judgement is right? And what he said is judging someone from behind a monitor, and that's just pathetic, if you think he's in the right here, you're just as bad as him. And it's not assuming, it's fact.

  • @StalkinYerMum2011 >pathetic

    >fact

    do you even know what opinions are

  • @MarijuanaSmoothies Just by reading your comments I can tell that you're either really retarded, or just a 12 year old trying to play tough guy on the internet. And what he said wasn't an opinion,I'm sure she's fully aware that she's overweight, only the idiotic people point it out by insulting her on the internet, it's not an opinion, it's just being rude. Take a hint from all this and stop acting so stupid.

  • @MarijuanaSmoothies Just checked out your channel too, turns out that you actually ARE a troll, so good luck with your future lame troll attempts. Don't expect any more attention from me, I'm not going to feed the troll.

  • @TheStandardFreak ur mean

  • 0:01

    

  • @MolineuxBeast its i cannot contain my cheer

  • Yup! v

  • When you think you've watched them all you find another...

  • The laptop is turned off. LOL.

  • Does anybody here actually know who Julia Nunes is!??!??

  • Sorry to randomly talk about this, but Amir always calls him "blonde" or "dirtly blonde". I don't know about you, but Jake isn't even a "dirty blonde". It's just brown.

  • @JadedStar01 It's a little blonde, but not enough to be dirty blonde.

  • anyone else hear "Oh sheesh here he is, I cannot contain my jizz"

  • @bmxjoe100 he said "Oh sheesh here he is, I cannot contain my cheer"

  • "here he is! wearing shirts! eating lots of yogurt!' HE LIES. I SEE NO YOGURT.

  • i can pay you back with regular money whoo needs it

  • Why isn't Amir using his opera skills? oh well...

  • go away not Sarah girl

  • :36 Jake forgot how to speak "What are you going on?"

  • i have that same uke

  • damn....shes hot..<3

  • the "jake song" by amir played at the beggining is amazing, if anyone wants to see where it comes from it's from this very old episode called "Jake and Amir: I.M;s, on youtube it's just call I.M's search it it's amazing

  • @MadJack122 actaully that episode is newer than this one.......

  • @Zombotany88 no it isn't it's a very old one which isn't on college humor, i would link it but youtube wont let me.

    it's by an acount called jakeandamir1 and the name of the episode is just "I.M's"

  • @Zombotany88 /watch?v=DZVKi6wQWuE&feature=c­hannel_video_title

  • What do you mean nobody can spell youkyalally

  • anyone else wanna see if amir's cousin actually has a lazer tag?

  • Are these songs on itunes, per chance?

  • "Look at him wearing shirts!" LOL XD

  • Oh shiz there he is, I cannot contain my jizz.

  • "Oh shit there he is, I can't contain my jizz."

  • ღ(。◕‿◕。)ღ

  • is amir's songs on itunes? I WANT ONE!

  • ROFL 1.2.Ahh.4.

  • To all the people who are about to dislike Press 9.

  • dirty blonde, clean guy, whatcha got, in his eyes, they are blue, so are you, when you're not around son, oh sheesh, here he is, i cannot contain my cheer, wearin shirts, eatin lots of yoghurt --

    LOL

    those are actually nice lyrics

  • HAHAHA did any one else catch "oh sheesh here he is...i cannot control my --"

  • yeahhh that doesnt look like julia at all