How to Play Analog Synthesizers and Vintage Keyboards: Free Online Music Lessons : Monophonic Versus Polyphonic Keyboards: Free Online Guide to Analog Synthesizers

[Waterman42069]

Honestly though there is nothing anyone could possibly learn from this video

[Waterman42069]

Step one: play random keys to no specific rhythm. Strep 2: twist randoms knobs. Congratulations, you are now an expert synth player! All those knobs really make a difference!

[zer0confetti]

this is a travesty

[VaderBassify]

Seth Rogan? 

[FredrikW72]

I'm not a hater but you make me feel just so SICK! You just do NOT deserve to touch this instrument in public. Expert village are criminals.

[kingofkeyboards]

What a thick cunt!

[KamaKazi2006]

my ears!!!!!!!

[fooloof]

LOLOL. Moog Music, Inc. should issue a cease and desist order to have this video removed from Youtube. You're killing their Voyager sales!!

Worst synth video ever!!

The best thing that can be said about this video is that the name of the synth is never mentioned.

[BrandonProductions1]

"How to play?"

The only thing I learned was not to watch Expert Village ever again..

[dRbRAINDEATh]

It must take a special lack of talent to to manage to make a moog sound so repulsive. I bet yer missus' ass is as flat and wide as the starship enterprise.

[TWMusicBerlin]

talkin shit and playin shit at the same time^

[ChesterAsucka]

BURNED!!!!!!!



[dominich4962]

Lol dude you sound like Ray Romano

[Booger6995]

Bob Moog is twirling around in his grave. How could you possibly make that wonderful synth sound any crappier I would not know. I am just learning to play and could get something better out of this machine. EXPERT my ass. Also if your gonna demo such a device please don't use camera audio. Plug that puppy in and let us really hear it. Jeez.

[JustinC721]

0:23 All these knobs make a difference? They're called dials, the only knob in this video is you! I'll be you could even make an Oberheim sound like shit!

[petemk1966]

for fk sake -your probably fatter than that oscilator

[PaulFitzZaland]

Your videos aren't very good.

I feel dumber for watching. Shame on me.

[helms7k]

that stand your using looks like it would annoy the hell out me if i tried to play on it.. its wobbling the whole time your playing... an at best i didnt learn anything from this video. you want a real expert click on moot booxle"s videos an request him to make a tut.

[helms7k]

that stand your using looks like it would annoy the hell out me if i tried to play on it.. its wobbling the whole time your playing... an at best i didnt learn anything from this video.

[AnalogNoiseLab]

Is this a joke or something?

[TheDaedalEVE]

Expert Village... where idiots go to die.

[electro257]

i generally dont make any comments if i dont like something... as i wouldnt waste my time.. or ego on it... but you guys really know how to piss people off it seems.. lot of haters responding.

[QAeternus]

Why do I keep clicking on expert village videos?

Fuck you expert village.

You suck

[chickenman120]

huh didn't know ray romano play keyboard

[foamplane]

What is this!!! A lesson in how to make a Voyager sound really like a total piece of crap!!!!

WHY OH WHY OH WHY!! IS EVERY EXPERT VILLAGE VIDEO SUCH COMPLETE AND UTTER RUBBISH!!!!!!

[SUNNYDLAAJT]

You managed to rape the voyager ;(

[audibleobsession]

My question: Who are the 70 idiots that gave this a thumbs up?

[JustinC721]

@audibleobsession

IDK, but i favorited it for the lolz

[anbreatnach]

well..........that was informative. I often wondered what all those knobs were for. One critiicism though, at 1:15 you kind of panicked when the synth started to "do its thang".

[jonny555deal]

My left nut can play better than this bullcrap!!!! You should stick to the old casio play toys.

[aditsetan]

this is as seen on nine inch nails

[imme12356]

This makes me hate life :[

[jamesbannon100]

Sheesh, that was terrible! I know nothing about synthesizers, analog or otherwise, but even I know that sounded crap.

[Marsden12001]

Utter rubbish. This guy sitting in front of a Moog explaining all the capabilities it has is in essence a car salesman sitting with you in a Ferrari explaining how well it works in park!

[XXvelanieXX]

what.

[kingofkeyboards]

"all these knobs make a difference during performence..." NO FLAMIN SHIT! what the hell is this shat. retard village suck at just about everything :P

[ZBmuzik]

Jeeeeez..WTF???

[PutItAway101]

This is pure assbuggery, you have the shittest patch ever created and clearly can't play a damn note of actual music worth a rat's ass. Yet another expert village idiot who couldn't find his own ass if you installed a telephone in it so you could call up his head in there and tell it where to look. Fuck you very much, please die.

[noddyspuncture]

Yeah, thanks..... so now I know all about synths. Cheeeeerz, I owe it all to you..!

[AnalogDecay420]

yeah, can I have your rig dude? doesn't look like you're getting too far with it, and as you can see...I think you'rea polyphonic dork -voice, with a no balled patch bay...you wonky finger playin' crust bender.

it's really better to just have a dude, who doesn't make my ass cringe when he's talking...sinths are a little more of an art form than this begrimed canticle!~

I feel kinda bad for you actually.

[progamerxt]

this video reminds me of a big bowl of horse aszz

[anonypossum]

he just started off with the shittiest sound ever. but that's okay. he ain't heavy, he's mah brotha.

[intheframestudio]

Shame !!

[mrmichaellpenman]

yeah that guy does not know what he is doing. He took one of the bst sounding synths and made it sound like shit.

what a knob!!!! no pun intended

[mikak3607]

is this what you call a lesson? it is moore like: How to rape a minimoog in 3 minutes. and is F the only tonescale you can play in?

[personNumber0123]

Please let's not get into that in a minute 2:35 . I wish you were zero phonic!

[personNumber0123]

This is terrible

[Senj1n]

You RAPED that moog.. poor thing :(

[MrHaalderen]

whaT kind of planet do you come from

[Pierrixx]

pathetic

[ChristopherPaulson]

did you have a knife in your ass hole when you recorded this it hurts my ears. play the right notes before i kill myself

[VillaVienne]

what a skill LOOOOOL you have no idea what u talkin bout sorry dog, this cant be true!

[herecomesjeffy]

PLEASE STOP RAPING THAT MOOG!!

[hipchops]

is this a joke?

[sweepstakes]

Please give that Moog to someone with 1) ears 2) a frontal lobe.

[freakyouotfrec]

my fav youtube vid this week ^^

[freakyouotfrec]

haha it can't be true !!!

[VikingBodybuilding]

Expert Village strikes again.....

[xanthene18]

1) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 2) WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! 3) Stop Molesting the MOOG, you ass!

[Helixnl]

Oh my fckn god! this is totally useless!!! how the hell can you give this a title like this???

Its more like, "learn how fck up the sound of a beautiful instrument and let Bob Moog roll over in his grave!"

[jasperbluto]

I have to agree with every poster here. A: You suck. B: You have no idea what a single knob on that synth does. C: You REALLY suck. D: You wasted my time. E: Expert Village should be called "Douchebag Wanna be Village". F: I wish I could find out where you are so I could come take that synth away from you because you don't deserve to be touching it. G: You suck ass balls.

[89mushmush]

random

[aricarends]

wow that sucked

[LESDT]

easier to tweak than a digital snth? what the hell are you talking about... myself and my nord lead don't feel we have an handicap :).... BTW, your tweaking s?&ks hard

[theecko13]

i backed away from this video after finding out this is from expert village

[Crustybrown]

amateur

[mindtravelo]

useless crab!!

[rubbindubbin4life]

there also expensive

[TheAgenwaras]

AUTISM

[XES101watchclub]

I think its damaged??

[JRotten1337]

Is this guy trying to connect to the internet via dial up?

[CalisCool]

@JRotten1337 "Get em!"

[04tm34l3]

you know you suck when a kid named hamsterdunce makes his microkorg like 2831293 times better than your voyager.

[urbanflux]

zero learning value

[Tonloc93]

you must be the village idiot of "expert village"

[SlunkLord57]

@Tonloc93 Sadly, I think 'Expert Village' is full of nothing but village idiots. Hell, if this guy is considered an expert, then Klaus Schulze is a god.

[ChickenVendetta]

Proof thet even the highest quality musical intruments can sound like crap in the hands of a moron.

[laksemand]

Not really learning anything from this ...

[TH3xM3DIC]

wtf is this shit?

go to deadmau5 for expert lessons

[saladlegs]

The term expert suggests you know something

[18elliot18]

Not a damn clue.

[danxl5]

Please sell your voyager to someone deserving...

[narki86]

"All these knobs make a difference to your performance, and that's what's so wonderful about it"

You don't say? I thought the knobs where just put there to make it look cooler..

[HowNotToRap]

He's just pressing buttons and switching knobs! He has no idea what he's doing, because those sounds are like my dial-up. And then he'll touch the X-Y pad a few times. Good Lord. He makes me like the Voyager less.

[AKsib2]

actually, lots of digital synths are just as easy to manipulate as analog ones. I can do just as much editing with my microkorg, and I could definently explain things better then you. expert village is never informative.

[Electrikmouse]

omg i want a moog sooooooo BAD!!!!!!!

:(

[str3123]

wonder why expert village doesn't post a video on about how to piss or how to drink a coffe: would be truly more intelligent of most of their video online.

[audiomedien]

I've never heard someone saying so many wrong things about a synthesizer...

This clip should be deleted. I'm pretty sure this terrible sound violates the Geneva Convention!

[Hufflewaffle]

Please someone stop me from clicking on these Expert Village clips.. they make me want to poke my eyes out.

[Pied777]

lol retarded

[funnyduck]

Oh God, for the sake of humanity, please tell me this is some sort of JOKE!!!!

[colorform2113]

how do you get a job at expert village? and how much does it pay?

[w0rmaster]

wow this guy does not know shit.

[CuddleNation]

...what happened to cute keyboard guy?

[ToastedOmond]

WTF! WHEN IS THE LESSON! He is just playing terribly!

[iseedrones]

You should give that synth to charity

[perjdaddy]

what a stupid fucking mess of a video

[perjdaddy]

this video sucks ass, make some music or sell that damn thing

[OxideEndeavor]

first off fuck you expert village.... second arent you supposed to be teaching? and third you are the worst sounding moog player i have personally heard....I hate your sound... good day

[DGSE]

@OxideEndeavor LOL and so trueXD

[fullmontis]

expert village of my cock

[Sonusproject]

Wow. That was really boring. You have got an extreme dull sound of voice. How about transforming the sound of that instead of only oscillators?

[drjohnpreston]

@Sonusproject dont diss his voice, he's worked as a voice actor in movies. mainly as that mammoth from ice age.

[furmedia]

he is not john goodman.

[jangofet555]

thnx for teaching me how not to play an analog synth

[Rigel1033]

Aliens must love you.

[NickjaBoysInc]

sick mod wheel

[lil0ze]

but really you didn't teach me anything here, this isn't really a guide at all

[DjDreaMofLife]

Omg this is soo funnyyyyy

[cortexious]

Dear god , thats what i hear when my 5 year old gets on my vsynth while im in the bathroom !

[stickyfox]

Starship Intertrode?

[lil0ze]

thats a good name for a band

[smutjunkie74]

Anyone seen my banjo?

[brightstarlit]

1. IM EMBARASSED FOR YOU

2. I apologize to Dr. Moog for this SHAT

3. This is NO WAY a representation of how awesome a Voyager can be

4. you should look into casio, they make toys for people like you

5. I hate expert village

[finklebean]

Get the pitchforks and torches!!

[juankenon]

Hey don't knock CASIO, the CZ and VZ lines are the cat's meow.

[UrbanCrunkMovement]

@brightstarlit star trek enterprize lol

[HyuugaNeji123]

i hate expert village...

[jdropdead]

What is this about??IS THIS KIND OF RADIO STATION BEAT?I DONT THINK SOO!!haha

[psydhesive]

lol

[brokenmotu]

did anyone else have to watch that really bad cotton commercial?

[ethanayre]

It's a MOOG Voyager

[ImmaGonnaEatYouUp]

What is this called? And is that a kaossillator built in ?? Thanks..

[deathbysexyrocks]

HOLY SHIT ITS RAY BARONE ..........

[pinkhallows123]

Ahahaha funniest thing ever

[immarcus]

wow i learnt so much

not..

[poprocks7941]

how much do one of those things cost anyway?

[ForseT]

real noob

[fromthispoint]

no differnt then a alasis micron save the money no one will notice.....if you play a nice melody....whats it matter

[MalteSer001]

lol yeah right ... jealousy gets you nowhere mate :)

[zedascouves78]

fuck expert village...pls kill yourselves

[bht97]

Wow. Star Trek reference? Really? haha. he's right though.

[grenadezeroone]

terrible video just like all of their videos

[APatronOfTheArts]

The Envelope is ATTACK, STEADY and DECAY

[codenys]

Actually Its Attack, Decay, Sustain and Release.

[upforlastnameleft]

Nuts, hopefully it didn't cost anything - it sounds awful...

[Gavtastix]

Not really a tutorial. just a bloke pressing keys with one hand and turning knobs with the other making silly sounds. My 3 year old daughter can do that.

[Wiktorion]

I know right! The video title is "How to Play Analog Synthesizers and Vintage Keyboards", that's complete bullshit.

Also, he says in the beginning "Today we're going to talk about analog synthesizers" - didn't hear much talking.

[codenys]

Yea their calling this a music lesson.

[InkerBand]

expertvillage are always shit

[Laura041974]

This wasn't very helpful or musical. "DIY Moog Voyager special" is much better, showing them being built and how they work. In other videos "Nanobotdex" tunes his to make chords as part of a song, Kjell Gierstae plays Bach on his, they know how to make one sound lovely.

[columbo71]

and Bob Moog spins in his grave......

[kowalski302ci]

how not to use a moog voyager

[ILSTEVO]

Congratulations!! You succeeded at making a Minimoog sound like Casio toy keyboard!

You should get an award. =)

[Donkinator90]

whats the little screen you slid your finger across, and what type of synth is that

[djsmithy]

The Korg Kaossilator i thnk youre on about?

Its a digital synth, well preset synth i suppose.

[SoVertiginous]

gay............

[chilidog1001]

expertvillage sucks dick! and thers so many different vids that dont say shit

[ScissorHand26]

The sound of the synth sucks. Also, what the hell are you teaching? You didn't explain anything at all. Your performance wasn't even entertaining.

[Markmatanga]

very good!! my brother!!

you are crazy!! XD

[Evelyyn70]

what model synth is that?

[therealsweep]

(Reply to Evelyyn70)

Moog Voyager

[englishhermit]

Yeah, really learned a lot from that. Waste of time and space.

[TomZentra]

Amateur Video Village brings you another joker synth demo.

[Ballsinger]

jesus christ he does sound like ray romano

[BigPapaSmurfy]

...like his voice box is covered in raw egg.

[sanjac1974]

This is no "GUIDE" this is nothing but noodle roni, Dave you're an idiot who is no expert, just an bum with a bunch of cash to fart around on a moog

[kamikrazi123]

fuk expertvillage, most these people talk out of their asses.

[syddiallo]

exactly, what the fuck are they experts at

[erdavis7]

Anyone out there watching this video might be better off not. If you know how to play a keyboard, you can teach yourself synth!

[MiShAcKSaX]

I bet this guy got hired for a parrot's funeral, lol. You suck!!!!!

[LanceVsWild]

Woah, he does!

[jaywizzle79]

You kinda sound like Ray Romano.

I mean c'mon....Everybody Loves Raymond!!

[nerdocide]

You didn't actually say that *MOST* analog synthesizers are monophonic did you? That's misleading and incorrect! What about duophonic synths and divide down? What about the gush of post Prophet 5 polys?

You didn't actually say that Moog *COULD* have made a 3 voice synth... confusing oscillators for voices, and neverminding the fact that each voice would require its own filter, envelope and VCA circuitry did you?

Seriously... you are no expert. Your programming skills are lame sounding.

[musicman1783]

what synth is that???

[jomarcavalcanti]

man can a vid be so useless....

[psicolor]

AMAZING! I could not imagine that you can make such crappy noise with a voyager. You must be a genius!

[satansrobotho]

haha, what psicolor said.

Crap. Didn't show anything while making spirit fingers on the xy pad which really has nothing to do with analog + managed to make that synth sound like shit

[FraAlbi]

WTF!!!! this guy sucks!!! O_O

how could he think to be able to play a synth?!?!

This is one of the worst performance I've ever seen..........

perhaps my 4 years old cousin can use it better!

And also this is not a "How To": he doesn't really explain anything but "as you can see mono means mono and poly means poly..."

Everyone knows that!

Again....... WTF!!!

[be4user]

never seen an analog synth with lcd viewer and touch pad... mmmm this dude sounds gay and thinks he is cool, while he doesnt know shit bout synths :] keep the shit up Expert Village... soon you will go bancrupt.

[toobulardoodular]

you show those know wassup

[irrabmaralekim]

My god.... this made me AND all of my keyboards cry out in agony....

[heliumtrophy]

Expert Tutorial - Where we really don't know what the fuck we're talking about! And can play one squiggly tune over and over and over again.

[plungerdrum]

you suck

this is demo is a demo on how you shouldn't play an analog synthesizer -.-' try something e