[04/01] Leaving the Channel

[ninjakeke1]

He does need be shot @ firearmsARTecition

[ninjakeke1]

Hi Josef 1:02

[crombieboi86]

Nom Nom Nom I'm making a sandwich... that's how I make sandwiches... seriously ;) I need a clip of just the Gaga bit!

[MarkCottrellHD]

Love 0:52

[xxoxia]

I just borrowed Dead Silence from someone! Ooo, and a movie called "Frozen". It's about these kids that go to a ski park. They're riding the ski lift just before closing time, and the park closes down, not knowing that the kids were still on the lift, and no one will be back for 5 days. So, they are stuck so many ft. in the air, trying to figure out how to get down before they die.

[chazfourlife]

what thats not what philly does to you lol

[HimynamesWILLIAM]

RAPE! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[mynamesjustMaddy]

I'm wearing the same glasses : )))

[AmpedforZanBrew]

I cried my eyes out with that movie, soo scary :< SPRING BREAK WOO HOO!! aha Butter knives :P and that is some serisous mad skill in making a sandwhich, very lady gaga X3

[Haydennn69]

"Whip out a butter knife"

BAHA classic.

[compgeeek]

i DIE everytime i see this. p.s. its my ringtone for ANYONE and EVERYONE whos name starts with "m"

yes... even "muther" lol

[lysanni]

Sexy sunglasses-

[hypermoro]

@lysanni sunglasses? :D lol

[jordanissmiling]

not a funny joke :;(

[xXYayCindyXx]

eatinng a sandwich!!! :)

[101tanabug]

LOL

[Riiomar]

Joe lol I want the full version on the how to make a sandwich song! I love it it! I came home from work and I had to hear it over and over.

[LadyJaimes]

ok please explain 2 me who made up da sandwhich thing u or lady gaga cuz im really late n just saw her music video for telephone!!!!!

[cloudvongrimm]

You should never burn a ouija board.

:/

[thebarrera1]

I love how we have the same sweater <33

[SkyMeetsLand]

Dead Science is awful! The new song is great! : )

[144md]

love ya!!

[luccawarrior]

Most epic nom choir, ever.

[w5110]

thank god you're not leaving.

[SexAndTheCityBoy]

horrible april fools joke! i got so excited! lol april fools

[ArcaneWaif]

You're the only reason I'm subscribed to the 5AG channel.

Very funny!

[nacho0freak]

OMGosh! I so was almost sad...you so make 5AG fun. Also, da Gaga vid was funnie

[noticingkelsey]

that's because michigan is amazing :)

[MikelangeloTheGreat]

i want that hoodie your wearing

[DiagoFrancis101]

omg DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT i almost went emo when i read your video name

[chellayy21]

dead silence was one of the SCARIEST movies i have ever seen! i hate that dumb moviee!

[BedsideCheese]

Love that song at the end. it's fantastic! Want to hear the full version

[berlynnmusic]

"i would whip out a fucking butter knife" bahahaa. oh joseph, how i love thee!

[dude225]

i spat my soda out at the lady gaga part. there are no words for how much i just laughed.

[mommyallred]

i hate april fools :( i never believe it, but i feel like i'm being lied to lol. *(@#$&@

[HiRoBiRo11]

I HATECHUUUUU i was about to unsubscribe -_______-

[KYLEXAYOFCKRRZ]

@jenntfromthevlog no clue wat that is lol

[KYLEXAYOFCKRRZ]

butter knife?? .... wat r yu gunna do spread them to death?? lol

[JennyFromTheVlog]

@KYLEXAYOFCKRRZ have you watched out numbered lately ?

[loubyx3]

I was so sad for a minute :( so glad your not leaving!

[tsalagibabe]

i would whip out a fuckin butter knife.& i would cut them. haha

[Luie14]

u actually believed u cos u dont have nemore vlogs on dk1 nemore... :( x

[yappydog8m]

HAHA

I laughed during "Dead Silence", I watched it with a friend of my bf. She was freaked, I was amused.

[yappydog8m]

HAHA

I laughed during "Dead Silence", I watched it with a friend of my bf. She was freaked, I was amused.

[BrennaBlueChorusKid]

never ever burn a ouija board. sriously.

[Sacajacquisha]

I want to meet you the next time you are at Michigan State!

p.s. Your glasses are adorable.

[Ganychan]

PANDAAAAAA !

[Bhawk235]

0:53 yes

[evoandy]

I had a slightly emotional response to the title. can't lie.

[DarlingSerenity]

That song sounds awesome!

Can't wait to hear the whole thing :D

[MASSYism]

I don't wanna nom anymore!

[yhelotharqtpi]

MOST HORRIBLE APRIL FOOLS JOKE EVER.

[darkbluemixedtape55]

yeah. the title basically made me almost cry. however, brilliant april fools.

[cftfyz]

hahah brilliant april fools.

[uBeR1337gUy]

AGH. OH MY GOD.

[heyitsjai]

lmao awe, rape. poor joe :(

[FreeTheFalcon]

Dead Silence was the worst movie EVER!

[Anduviel]

WOW! The preview of the song looks awesome Joe =] You just keep improving and improving!

[spaceyray]

Absolutely love the making a sandwich, that was most fantastic.

[koreytd]

haha, I have those glasses, but they have white stripes on the side :P

I call them speed racer glasses, and I tell people that I can kill baby elephant with my eyelashes...which in no circumstance would I ever do by the way :D

[adean2]

Your music video looks great!

[itsenrikehoe]

where did you get your glasses? they're soo cute!

[ComixNerdFTW]

WHEN YOU'RE IN MICHIGAN, I'M IN CHICAGO.

ahhh. how did i miss you??

you better come back soon.

[whoshify]

i totally bought it

[pallas1957]

Every Time I Use My Ouija Board I Get A Bill From A, T & T For Long Distance Calls. XD

[HeyJeremyC]

I can't wait for april's song! :D

[notwhatyouthink]

Then how do you know it was german?

[disneykid1]

@notwhatyouthink we were writing it down and looked it up afterwards.

[ifzombiesattack]

You TOTALLY got me with the title. Oh god.

[jcadams10]

OMG...I was sooo scared at first haha

[Ganychan]

Oh my gosh, everybody is posting their comments several time because we can't figure out the new Youtube, hahaaa.

[Ganychan]

Oh my gosh, everybody is posting their comments several time because we can't figure out the new Youtube, hahaaa.

[Ganychan]

Joe, you crack me up every time, love you !

[KimixKicks]

you look extra cute this week :D!

[srhebel]

you make my life. :D hahaa

[srhebel]

you make my life. :D hahaa

[Interclash]

"i'd whip out a fuckin butter knife and cut them" HAHAHA

[beepvoiture]

One day my friend and I were both wearing that mermaid green hoodie you have on the same day. We convinced my math teacher that we were part of the schools mermaid swim team.

[disneykid1]

@beepvoiture omg i would be on that team.

[Alisha845]

i live in Michigan :D it's nice here. very pretty up north :)

[spiral3333]

you freaked me out >_>

[k1n8v92]

OMG YOU SCARED ME!

[jacobbaur]

New song = amazing . Probably the best so far, and it's my birthday month !

You're getting a lot better :)

[uiznotkewl]

My favorite part of the GaGa video is the panda on your fridge. =D

[uiznotkewl]

My favorite part of the GaGa video is the panda on your fridge. =D

[gfcff]

fagget

[2009genr]

@gfcff you are so useless to this world

one question...

why were u even born??

Douchebag

[danielpatrickeenan]

@gfcff go die plz

[notcalebkruzel]

amazing.

[losersoncrack]

xD OMG you BURNT a Ouja Board?

[treavioli]

the gaga segment was pretty funny

[knete64]

the scaries thing that ever happened to me was that title

[nadaleex3]

omg, if i would have seen this yesterday i would have known, but i was actually scared.

[ankieeeah]

you got me with that title. i was already planning on kiling you. but your save now. i really like the song :)

[ankieeeah]

you got me with that title. i was already planning on kiling you. but your save now. i really like the song :)

[penguin3647]

i can't take anything seriously on april fool's day

[amberreadsbooks]

l.o.v.e. your new song (:

[amistrymister]

it spelt out rape. LOOOOL

[gattonero583]

Geeeezzez!! I just about to start crying ^_^;

[poop00p89]

I almost died! thank god you aren't leaving us!

[jlars21]

Best. Lady. Gaga. EVER.

[mydogbuffy2]

OMG I saw the title and freaked out, then as soon as you started talking I thought "Oh I wonder if this is just an April Fool's joke." Thank god that it was.

[boportsmouth]

Wow....this months song is really really awesome.

[emmabee11]

Series? a scary movie on a first date? lol your meant to go see an easy movie like a funny or romantic so that does not happen ehe.

[Kieshaleigh]

You know April's fools videos pranks are only funny if people don't realize it's April's fools day, either that or they are that gullible.

[mixedupmuddledup]

OMG i was really sad

[JaredCulture]

Can't believe people actually fell for that.

[islandgirl1987]

:O  I'm so gullible...

[sxckuku]

That was so mean :'(

[xxember]

meanest joke everrrrr :o( hehehe

[missfanning]

ur first date with a guy?? serious?

[disneykid1]

@missfanning i didn't say my first date ever, i said i went on "A" first date to that movie. there's a difference.

[happyinthedark]

Wanna know something weird? You are my type, but I've never seen you in a dream. I've seen the white guy with blonde hair like 3 times, and he is always dating one of my friends, and in my dream I am jealous. But I hate blondes. Wierd.

[signebizii]

it would really suck if you would decide to leave 5ag :(

[stefso925]

i got the joke before hand ;)

[Byroc]

i cant sleep now. :( that is some scary shit

[Tibess]

LOVE THE OUIJA

[ohBTW]

dammit. I watched this on not April Fool's Day. Totally caught off guard.

[hawknobility]

i can't wait to hear all of this month's song!

[hawknobility]

i can't wait to hear all of this month's song!

[ArcaneWaif]

You totally got me.

[pinkwingedphreak]

You're such a sneaky bitch Joe, I totally believed it, congrats on being the only person to april fool me today!!!!! I was scared ):

[Damien4Destruction]

Omg I love the sound of your new song! Can't wait!

[uglermush]

DAMN. YOU GOT ME LOL <3

[hellolauratube]

hahaha your aweesome!

[waffles944]

Bahahahahahah <3 Love it

[snidgetsaywhee]

your gaga section= Awesome!!!

[JeremyScottThompson]

when i saw the title i was like "this better be an April fools" and i was so relieved that it was...at least you wasnt mean enough to do a whole video about you leaving...

[0hhelleur]

You gave me the worst fright EVAH. Oh. my. grash.

Bless you and your gaga-fabulousness, Joe. XD Stay forever, ok?

Also, I can't wait to see the rest of the vid! :D

[RumbleroarsArmy]

Omg. I saw the title and had a serious spaz attack. Silly Joseph >:(

Nice story though xP

Best. Spoof. EVAR.

[julieswahn]

Joesph! Dead Silence and the video is incredible! You take what you've got and make it very sexy, no lie. Your seriousness in the video is your secret weapon. Your confidence is growing and I really congratulate you. So pleased for you. Oh and yeah, I got April fooled big time by the husband this a.m., that naughty boy! Best to you Joe!

[lexislulu]

michigan pride <33333333

[db369x]

i almost cried at the title ..

[0hhelleur]

@db369x omg, me too. I didn't know I was that dedicated. not even going to liee.. LOL

[iheartelphaba]

DEAD SILENCE is legit one of my faves :)

and the make a sandwich part was awesome.

[LuisSalazar369]

OMG JOE!!!! NOOOOOOOOO

you scared us! x_x

[TheGoodAaron]

Lady Gaga nom nom-ing that sandwich... I couldn't stop laughing after that!

[TheGoodAaron]

Lady Gaga nom nom-ing that sandwich... I couldn't stop laughing after that!

[YourDailyDiva]

Omg Don't ever do that again Joe xD

Loved the Gaga thing :P

I'm going to see her in May ^_^

[itselisse]

omg the gaga bit made my day

[cutewitch772]

I LIKED "DEAD SILENCE." But yeah, if my date legit freaked out I'd be a little wary, too. Happy April Fool Around Day, sir.

[Maximaboy1]

musical talent indeed with the Lady Gaga act! :D

[ArdaEarthSong]

Aaah, don't do that, Joe! I'm too gullible for today!

And your comment about Philly is so true, haha.

[sittingonanmm]

lovin' all the music in this video! the lady gaga parody was awesome, your lyrics are definitely better than the original ones :P

april's song sounds great, i like how your shadows sing behind you, nice touch, can't wait!

[KhuTtam1604]

omg!!!!!! i was going to cry!!! :|

[KhuTtam1604]

omg!!!!!! i was going to cry!!! :|

[dontyoudar]

the sandwich song is better than Bad Romance & Telephone put together!

[YoBeboSangre]

dude. so i probably would've believed this if it weren't for the fact that i just read an article that said one of my favorite bands was losing one of my favorite members and i was freaking out for ten minutes until i figured out it was fake.

and then got on youtube to watch this. lulz.

[itsthegreenplatypus]

i would be pissed it you left. seriously.

[lucasamp24]

You should try watching a movie called Making Contact. It's from 1985 so it's old but it's sooo good. And it has a dummy.

[gahbeez]

OH MY GOD. i gasped at the title.

then when i clicked this vid i looked at the comments and was like THANK GOD.

[chibiwolf1005]

1. Fuck you. April Fool's title pwn. Damn.

2. Oh my god. We still have our Ouigi board. It scares the shit out of me. It just sits open downstairs in our basement because no one wants to touch it.

3. Oh my god. Lady Gaga part was so fucking funny. I'm still laughing. XD

4. I like the sound of the April song. It seems like a good one. =3

[baltashchit]

thank G-d! i thought u were serious, but it was all april fools. i got so sad...

[baltashchit]

thank G-d! i thought u were serious, but it was all april fools. i got so sad...

[baltashchit]

thank G-d! i thought u were serious, but it was all april fools. i got so sad...

[suckerpunch728]

i've watched like 800 april fools videos today and you're the first to admit it.

[victoriacakes]

the scariest thing that ever happened to me was reading the title of this video.

[victoriacakes]

the scariest thing that ever happened to me was reading the title of this video.

[gshonfield8]

You got me so worried!

[BRiTT101689]

"i would whip out a butter knife and f-in cut them!" totes loves it.

[beelover9481]

@BRiTT101689 I hope you totes die for using that awful retard word....

[pheoboi]

You bastard, that wasn't funny

[AlrightChris]

joe, you are so cute!

oujia boards are scary as hell...

[robertoi945]

after the 5th time that anyone did it, it got old.. :/

[imissheralot15]

you had me worried.

[slyonetgh]

Love the Gaga part <3

[lunatunalovegood]

April's song looks and sounds good, can't wait!

[Lizzydoesitbest]

Your video looks super cool! I love the way they are edited, and the music, SO CATCHY

[vanderpantss]

oh my GOD, you aren't supposed to burn the BOARD BECAUSE THE SPIRIT COMES BACK AND HAUNTS YOU.

[windy135]

Ok pure panic when I saw the titled for just a second. haha Then I let out a deep breath and remembered it was April fools day.

[skully732]

That looked like a tasty sandwich

[crs0831]

Hahahaha okay so I was on my dad's computer when I saw this video and its title in my subscription box. Immediately, I ran up to watch on my own computer in my room just in case I burst out crying.

Once I logged on to Youtube and saw the title again, I was like "Oh waiiiiiit!" so I caught on JUST before I watched you tell us all that it was a joke.

But you still got me for that one moment.

And boy...did you scare me.

I really would have cried.

As in...you leaving the channel would NOT be okay.