George Carlin Jammin' in New York Part 1

[silvestri98]

what as asshole this uploader is

[hillbillyroadkiII]

this man was the truth.

[TheMattgfc1893]

these people who dislike on you tube that there fucking hobbies.oh which video sould I dislike today anyone I love disliking stuff it my hobbies.There the same muthafuckers who like ever thing on Facebook They read a Status I went to doctor today for my check I cant believe it. he told me I ve got liver cancer and HIV shit iam scared got 6 months to life.I don,t to die....6 muthafucker LIKE THIS

[harvestech]

Thanks for the HQ video

[5ive32]

wow this was 20 years ago

[Akira1422]

@5ive32 Stop that, I feel old now..

[thekerneljames]

Holyfuck, he shoots out of a canon with a vengeance! It's refreshing to hear someone tell it like it really is. And not just anyone but a superior orator. This is a massive home run by GC.

[TheWierdOne089]

It starts at 1:25.

[whiterottenrabbit]

War on every channel plus cable; war got good ratings; the way we were ordered by the US government how to feel about this war... I thought he's referring to the 2003 Iraq War until I discovered that this show was in 1992! Damn...

RIP George Carlin

[DarkAngelOfTorture]

i'm sad george died.. but at least when i go to hell like the rest of the sencible atheists i'll see him there :D

[RwBguardian]

wheres the rest of it?

[Coffeeisnecessary]

@RwBguardian I have the DD! It's great! ;)

[Iareorgasm]

I've gotta feeling the world would be a better place if this guy was in charge

[LionEntity]

this is the kind of person that people will listen to instead of listening to the fuckin president himself. we need more people like George Carlin in the world, truly! And stop fuckin following dumb fucks who call themselves government, politicians, lobby motherfuckers, etc...all of them fuckers don't have your best interest at hand, the only reason why they're still ruling is because people allow them to. it's about time everybody wakes up and tell them to fuck off!

[MrWingchun982]

The 12 who dislikes this are dogs rolling over when the goverment ask them to!

[shaneldias421]

the audience feels guilty for clapping for his "bombing brown people" ..haha george is hilarious like always.

[TheKwistazHaderach]

12 people have their name in lights at Madison Square Garden

[zigzag4d9]

12 people got fucked

[Chesnikov4th]

50 thumba up ill act like george carlin and do what he does at my school and make jokes and funny shit

[zigzag4d9]

@Chesnikov4th

i did that in my younger years spent a lot of time in detention and iss lol

[MrKenjamise]

Serbs are white people, we were bombed

[songsthatchangedyour]

why does youtube keep deleting my posts?

[whiterottenrabbit]

Thank goodness the uploader didn't fuck up the aspect ratio! Thumbs up!

[ATABOFACID]

I remember being 5yr old at sunday school (church 4 kids kinda) n thinking what the hell is this guy going on about!? I really couldnt understand how half of the things he was saying could be true. Now there was nothing to influence my thoughts, i was just a child but quickly made up my mind that the bible was not for me!! I never looked back n whole heartedly believe religion is fictitious.....

[turkeynerd35]

@ATABOFACID I am Christian by belief myself, but lemme tell ya, religion as in rules is legalism-meaning if you obey this and that, you'll go to Heaven...which is not true. It may sound odd, but Christianity (belief in God) and religion are separate entities. Religion is a practice, that is all. And that is actually what my pastor says. You don't have to attend a church to be saved like alot of people say. :}

[healthhavencom]

pure genius



[1000jamesk]

To ManGuss4, chokoboy 5578, npagan05, SheWhoSprites and prozak169:

Can we please stop feeding the fucking troll?

[npagano05]

I gotta second prozak. So boobenturd, youre life is so pathetic that you actually take time out to go watch videos you absolutely cannot stand, and then take more time out to comment on people who are obviously here because they enjoy the video they are watching. You obviously already know you don't like carlin, its not like you here for self discovery. so why are you wasting your time? you have things to accomplish! GO! GO!

[lightitupfool]

#Atheist

[aaimp]

George Carlin you old fuck we miss you :D

[boobentud]

this is not funny. this is not entertaining. this is not interesting. it's just a bunch of boring musings from a simple mind.

[TheTJFLAGLER]

@boobentud So said by a simple mind that fails to understand.

[boobentud]

@TheTJFLAGLER excellent retort, bro! i love your mindless assertation that i must fail to understand carlin's inane mumbling because i'm intellectually challenged. what a crock of horse shit! you pseudo intellectual carlin knob admirers always kill me.

[TheTJFLAGLER]

Cool story, bro.

[prozak169]

@boobentud simple minded? you must be a troll or just so full of yourself you would actually consider carlin to be simple minded. some book smart cunt who thinks he knows about the world, gtfo quit polluting carlin videos with your comments

[prozak169]

@boobentud and 2, you wouldnt know real comedy if it hit you in the face, go back to your dane cook videos you cock stain

[boobentud]

@prozak169 yeah man if i don't like carlin i must be some turd who enjoys watching dane cook videos. um i've made many disparaging remarks about dane cook as well. cook and carlin are the most overrated comics of all time imo. i hate hate HATE cook. but i still give him the slight edge over carlin. carlin is the worst ever. dane cook is a close 2nd.

[prozak169]

@boobentud so in your freetime you look up comedians you hate, pause the video and wright hate comments? whoever it is you like go watch them cause there's enough trolls out there as it is.

[chokoboy5578]

@boobentud then why the fuck you watching george carlin specials well either 1: you have a homo erotic crush on carlin or 2: you just like to go and start shit with your comments so that you can get the attention from carlin fans that you dont get from your mom and dad because they hate you so much because they know how stupid there son is i think its both

[SheWhoSprites]

@boobentud What's wrong with enjoying a bit of subversive simple mindedness in comedy so long as it makes people feel good?

[Vingummi5]

The best and most intelligent entertainer ever!!! :-)

He lived his hole life at that stage - and it was not just for fun, he had points!

Thank you for the insights and all the laughs - and R.I.P! <3

[MindFreak590]

i canNOT believe Carlin was in Scary Movie 3 O.o... it was sooo random to see him xD but yet sooooo awesome :D

[xiaolincat]

part 2?



[ypolunets123]

he knew about boehner!

[olopbasketball24]

10 people are brown

[timtimtimmaah]

7:20 Don't you mean a small manhood problem?

[TC1358]

i wonder what he would say if he was here today?

[MacyLynnaeJay]

@TC1358 I think he would make fun of Facebook and the people who "predicted" the rapture would happen back in May.

[pinkroses16]

George was one of kind! We miss you George! R.i.P.

[BurgerZombieClown]

God took Carlin because he was spoiling the ending for everyone else

[BlueReishiMan]

Literary genius.

[freda580]

@theemusic92 its a vhs......

[gigolag123]

THINKING THAT'S ...... not a good way for the population to rise. proof ? ask the Germans.

[buffguy86]

where's part 2?

[Haloskulls117]

part 2?

[bigtap03]

First there was JC then there was GC

[George91280]

Greatest Comedian Of ALL TIME!!!



[mannykash420]

this is my church,and carlin is my priest.

[Meagreee]

Where is part two?

[CANAirforce]

The funniest thing about his penis-centric view of war, and competition in general, is that it's actually true!

[kpacuBua]

@CANAirforce no it isnt you moron. its just his way of making them feel bad. not much more he can do about it...

[imadude113]

Self-admittedly his best performance and material.

[dsfddsgh]

@imadude113 I agree. I laughed from start to finish. He was on fire here. LOL

[TheAdriram]

If God were real, I'd make a petition to bring this man back.

[Germaner1703]

@TheAdriram: You have a signature

[KingHafify]

@TheAdriram he didn't believe in god anyway.

[Countrychiddler]

@TheAdriram What's so unreal about God? Are you pumping your heart? Are you the one who is living yourself now? God isn't just a word or an idea. God don't give shit about believers or non-believers. Because God is the source from which all this bullshit springs. God just is. How 'bout you?

[imthetank3]

@Countrychiddler god just is? god can suck my hanging ball sack which according to religion he made. god is a children story to keep children from doing bad things, just like santa clause or the easter bunny, grow the fuck up.

[Calicocoon]

@imthetank3

This man speaks truth.

[MrDemonstein]

@TheAdriram i will be the first man to sign on it

[ManGuss4]

@TheAdriram doesnt that contradict his beliefs?



[MichaelHansenFUN]

at the beginning SAM is sam kinison

[jdbankshot]

i'm 2 minutes into this... he coulda done this last fuckin night, still relevant. kinda scary.

[DarkDaddy659]

Why is this slowed down? If you watch this on a different channel it's alot faster.

[bweazel]

Hate this version. This must be the early crowd, they're so..... boring. The other version of this, people are going crazy (most likely drunk) and Carlin feeds off them.

[WolfeyWolf]

Tellin it like it is!

[TheKipKadillac]

George Carlin - Greatest Stand Up Comedian of All Time.

[greatsharkman]

The greatest philosopher of all time. Say good-bye Capernacus, Plato, and Aristotle.

[SplatterdaySaints]

living proof that history repeats it self ..

[112Stitch]

8 dislikes...You are part of the the problem...

[remembermyscreenname]

@112Stitch You're right! How dare anyone have a different opinion other than George Carlin's! I do love George Carlin, but saying anyone who doesn't like his comedy skits is a problem is just as ignorant as what George Carlin stood against.

[4rvinder]

@remembermyscreenname Its only a joke you cunt. Take it easy you dumb motherfucker.

[FeelEternal]

@remembermyscreenname Well through the whole skit he says the government is shit and religion is bullshit... if you do not agree, you are part of the brainwashed majority therefore deserve to be called part of THE PROBLEM. TW@.

[killuminati070]

@remembermyscreenname nono if you dont think like carlin you are a fucking brainwashed motherfucker you know wy? because he is RIGHT.

[ReichsfuehrerSS]

@112Stitch

true! :) there must be something really wrong if one doesn't like george carlin

[rayofawsome]

This is over ten years old. Why aren't these issues resolved yet?

[JohnyH]

@rayofawsome Actually it's 20 years old.

[john17972]

He's a crappy old man who thinks wars are caused by penis insecurity.

[spottybott]

how can u dislike genius u morons

[thi711]

Where's part 2 you fucking cocksucker!!!

[Insomaniaartist]

world war 3 coming this December...

[SovetskyySoyuzah]

Libyans don't want any foreign intervention, but America will invade & 'liberate' the people anyway, From the evil Ex-US puppet that didnt wanna play ball anymore, he will only be replaced by a new, more cooperative & loyal puppet.

Libyans will resent the foreigners for intervening, exploiting and stealing their resources. They will rebel against them and then they

will be labelled as "terrorists" and "insurgents" then there ya' have it, another Afghanistan and Iraq. Well done America.

[Insomaniaartist]

@SovetskyySoyuzah and how Russia can't clean up their mess in Afghanizstan but kept grinding their t-72's up the steppe of their Eastern neighrbor...Live Long, Where is your glass?

[SovetskyySoyuzah]

@Insomaniaartist Haha, are you for real... if your fucking scum of a Government had of helped my Soviet brothers in Developing and Aiding Afghanistan in the 80's instead of throwing Stinger missiles and billions of dollars at the Mujahadeen Islamic Militants, there wouldnt' of been a fucking war in the first place you dickhead.

[Unisizo]

@SovetskyySoyuzah despite the shaky english, I commend you. That kind of information is not taught here in the USA. You have to get out in the world before you get to hear about that.

[SovetskyySoyuzah]

@Unisizo Obviously, and you don't live in the real world do you.. you live in a safe little sugar coated topping world created by your Governments media. It's not your all so comotosed.

[TheDeathClox]

@SovetskyySoyuzah Hey hey now..im a Canadian, not an American, but I think your being a little harsh on those guys. Sure, the media and government may fool the citizens but its not like the people being tricked (and im sure Canadians are too) could know about this because, as you said, the government and media fool people. Blame those guys, dont yell at us.

[SovetskyySoyuzah]

@TheDeathClox Ohhh im sorry, would you like a tissue...

[TheDeathClox]

@SovetskyySoyuzah ..? Are you seriously ignorant or just a troll? All I asked was to be easy on em..no need to rage.

[SovetskyySoyuzah]

@TheDeathClox Coming from the guy with a Troll Face as his avatar lol

[RealTime88]

I loved that bit about The Gulf War. Carlin made me laugh and think and that's why he was the best. I am guessing the "Sam" tribute was to Sam Kinison.

[C1aSH2]

He `s great, but american was bombing serbia,and we are white. Just for the record

[StevenBee2]

@C1aSH2 This show was put on before the war in Serbia. Plus I don't think that the US had direct conflict in Serbia - it was through NATO... though that's more a minor point.

[Eetaq]

@C1aSH2 Why do you Serbians support Gaddafi so much? Is it because he helped carry out the genocide?

[MrSaberq]

@Eetaq because they know exactly how he feels cos their country was bombed like theirs is now....And what fucking genocide.....You mean the one in Vietnam by Americans or Iraq?Fucking idiot........

[personhater253]

Ya know i think people just hit the dislike bar because they wanna be the outcast, the rebel, not because they really dislike it. Because anyone who dislieks this would have to have such a limited IQ they cant be on a computer anyways

[robert1268]

Professor Carlin!

[MoRgUe27]

life is worth jammin in new york

[Hoekell]

Ah, the great Reverend Carlin

[soccom8341576]

Bomb Libya? It's still happening and just happened again...

[DrWTFable]

5 people believe in an invisible man in the sky.

[frysmaktoff]

"No description available"

No description needed.

[Sado22]

5 people get on the plane, pre-head their ovens, spend half an hour pre-boarded and can only like shows that pre-recorded.

[TheElenakul]

може ли да има и превод на бьлгарски?

[TheElenakul]

може ли да има и превод?

[THMargaret]

George Carlin was not a dick. He was a very smart man who refused to put up with the crap that brainwashes most people.

[Xanatos712]

No part 2?

[ackballs]

anyone remember watching him on Shiny Time Station?

[iLoveMusicMuchly]

2 people fucking suck.

[Brutalmusicktv]

2 people have small dicks

[mirilion79]

I was a child huddled together with my family in nylon wrapped room, wearing gas masks. Saddam was firing Skud missiles at us, and we thank the US, the US armed forced and all the soldiers who fought that war. The fear of an 11 years old child is still fresh in my mind. Didn't have a dick yet, but I could still be very afraid.

[gogogodammit]

@mirilion79 whew...just can't get your point across all that well, can ya?

[mirilion79]

@gogogodammit

American soldiers saved me and my family from death by Saddam's missiles, when I was a child. I didn't feel any special violent tendencies, I had no dick to speak of, but I was constantly scared sh#$less. Geroge Carlin and his self-hating anarchist world view did nothing to help. The US armed forces did. Now, do you need me to actually summarize that for you in one sentence? a couple of words? here you go, buddy: the US armed forces ARE AWESOME, george carlin was a dick.

[OmnipotentGodOfAll]

@mirilion79 George Carlin was a what? Could you repeat that last word?

[FinalFantasy11Man1]

@mirilion79 hey buddy george carlin kept ppl happy and laughing during saddams bullshit if anyone is a self hating dick its you for not being more like him he is an american hero

[D1CHHH]

@mirilion79 you're an idiot. NO ONE can prevent a nuclear attack if another country really wishes to attack. if you think otherwise, you're incredibly naive. do you have any idea how many nuclear warheads are out there right now, mostly undetected? in 1945 when we dropped atomic bombs on japan, it was new technology, state of the art. today, things are unreal. No one is safe. you can suck the dick of the US "armed forces" if you want, but it's useless. how about we try to PREVENT war??

[MaxenatorONE]

When was this?

[syphilisMan]

@MaxenatorONE 1992.

[samm1809]

my name is sam! :D the rest of you fuck off this is for me.

[ZYKLONBKILLSHITLER]

when was this?

[MJ4coheed]

wait.. only 67k views?

[Tomislavv2]

Is this suposed to be humor or political protest because I can't laugh.I don't find anything genius here,just hysteric ideologic scremaing full of vulgarity withouth too much sense.

second dislike

[BezZo0]

@Tomislavv2 Well, semitic and proud. It's pretty much clear that you don't share the same sense of humour. All the victimes of islam

and Nazism♥ Rest In Peace ♥ this sure is hilarious, you got that point.

[Tomislavv2]

@BezZo0

Inocent people who died because of their race or ethnic origin are not hilarious for psychologically normal healthy person.Yet not all people are psychologically healthy.You got that point.

[BezZo0]

@Tomislavv2 You're right. I wonder what makes a person psychologically normal in Gaza. <3

[Tomislavv2]

@BezZo0

You wonder?

I will tell you what

The same that makes them psychologically normal in Egypt,Saudi Arabia, Iran,Darfur,Somalia,Nigeria,Af­ghanistan or 20 other countries.

[BezZo0]

@Tomislavv2 Exactly, little brown people.

[excystium]

@Tomislavv2 read a book or something.

[frtmp]

yu... when someone uploads a george carlin special youtube starts bitchin and takes it down... but some faggot creates an account and uploads 3 entire dane cook stand ups and noone says shit... great...

[MerryGoFuckYourself]

@frtmp Because its 5 Star Asshat General Dane Cook. Anything thats popular (and therefore still able to generate money) will get blocked by Youtube because their current number 1 priority is ensuring their tongue remains firmly latched into the assholes of Viacom, WMG and all those other cunthairs. Just do what i did and d/l the entire Carlin collection of torrents. Thats right anti-piracy assholes im d/l it now at a speed of 1.2mb a sec and theres fuck all you can do to stop me hahahahahaha

[MrSkate4weed]

8:24 hahahahahah

[Rtv03]

Pure genius...

[TheDreamMechanic]

Fucking brilliant. George cited this show as a "coming out" of sorts; it was written and performed (live, no less - quite a feat, considering its depth and compexity) during a time when his thinking went from that of being a performer who wrote his own material to realizing that he was a writer who performed his own material.

That is indeed a profound realization, and everything he did from that time onward was timeless, comedy gold. The comic's comic. A master of his craft.

[UrSoMeanBoss]

1 dislike...

how does it feel to be a total outcast of common sense?

[aazocurries]

@UrSoMeanBoss Most likely missed the thumbs up

[LadySasha72742]

@UrSoMeanBoss Now 9.

[evange03]

Truly a modern day philosopher and prophet!

[Milhail]

@evange03 Hes even dead, so it works more

[hunterallen48]

he was so ahead of his time ! wow

[DionysisMaenad]

Even the name Bush...That explains the next Bush...

[8701F]

Youtube can eat a dick

[OUTSIDETHEBOCKS]

HOLY Sheep shit!!!! (as GC said when I saw him live in 77) I haven't come back to view GC youtubes for about 6 months, and just discovered inmemofgeorgecarlin's posts are all gone. GAWDDAMMIT, that was my favorite fuckin' channel on here. Youtube, you blow, you suck, AND you swallow!!!!! RIP George

OUTSIDETHEBOCKS

[seekhtruth]

Why did Youtube takedown the inmemofgeorgecarlin channel ?

[Savemefromhelen]

@seekhtruth

Assholes are present. What can I say?

[MichaelHansenFUN]

the show is for sam

SAM KINISON

[darrensan]

comedian?...more like professor.

[tommystros]

@darrensan

life 101

[ZombifiedRob]

@darrensan I would love to have this man as a Philosophy or Political Sciences professor.

[Craplatte]

@darrensan "Professor of Life and Comedy" i'd say :-)

[Hania454]

@darrensan Yes, Professor Carlin has a good sound to it.

[JamesOhGoodie]

"They wanted to dominate the world! Bullshit! THAT'S OUR FUCKING JOB!"

[fuferito]

20 years ahead of his time... amazing.