Shit Chicks Dig (AKA Shit Douchebags Say)

[NinjaKychan]

KOBE!

[haikatiebearr]

Lmao, not only are you funny, but you're hella cute! Haha

I'm diggin the accent. :P

[MonkeyLuver933]

Your too funny dude....

[commonloon0]

If a guy did this to me I'd turn lesbian.

[emilia2784]

ugh- have totally dated this guy... fail..

[sakuralooo]

you're kinda hot... but i can't take you seriously as a guy after "shit girls say to gay guys". LOL

[missysarah23]

LOL it worked im turned on! lol

[2011showme]

he looks like rob schneider



[nellyfurtado83]

Chicks like it when I'm respectful. DAYUMN YOUZA SEXY BITCH!

[zychan13]

You're. Friggin. AWESOME! O_O

[jojofoshosho77]

*throws straw wrapper in drink* KOBE! ROOFLL

[StylinPinkDancer]

I love the blouse on the blonde hair girl version of you. Where did you get it?

[CAROLINElikesMETAL]

the strange thing is, most of these tips are great, but the examples are so doing it wrong xD

[SaddlebredLovee]

His eyes are gorgeous <3

[TheJolie177]

DAMN YOUS A SEXY BITCH!



[vlshhs1]

he is to cute

[thelovely1890]

Lmao

[ChadandPerry]

1:55 coby!

[LadyPandoraWicked]

I'm with abeille1217 ... I think it's just because you're hot.

[lisaaacafro]

was this video filmed in manville new jersey? lololol. this was funny.

[MrMatchsb89]

are you gay? gaydar went off

[iCheerbelieber76]

lmfao my bf did this to me 1:55 ......

[unclesam1024]

@Maeiko who cares youre a homophobe your opinion doesnt matter

[midnightbliss5]

Oh my god....I think I have that same hat!!!!!!

[ChewylovesSlits]

that was epic.

[Maeiko]

First video I've seen you in it is Shit Girls Say to Gay Guys... I can never take you seriously as a man now -_____-

[TwilightLover198577]

Sounds like the guys from jersey shore

[iftheycouldseemenoww]

why do you not have more views?!?!?! you are hilarious!!!

[108miranda]

@iftheycouldseemenoww It's because it's only a month old

[elmojazz13]

1:55 Kobe!

[SeveruSmiles]

"We're here!" *points to Walmart entrance* "Romantic, right?"

[rivkafiber]

you're hottt<33 haha I dig that :p

[Insouciantly]

KOBE.

[Bawuahr]

Awesome!



[angelsfucck]

i think you are hot!

[NicciVonDame]

Fast and the Furious 34. Lmao.

[HaillePie]

he looks better as a girl

[DestinyAnn1]

@HaillePie AGREED!

[whynotmeLDH]

Thumbs up if he's better looking as a girl.

[Princ3s51]

I love your new blonde wig :)

[kissthechic]

KOBE hahah

[Skrillex2TheMaxBro]

that guys hot

[Kryslyne28]

lmao!!! u sound like every guy on the Jersey shore!!!!

[MoFanz]

Wow. You're an amazing character actor.

[applesauce2100]

dude your funny

[bunbunthebadhobo]

You're so hot, bro. <3

My last two bf's did this shit.

First one? Dumped Him.

Second one? Threw him up against the wall, took his Blackberry, deleted all 507 porn videos he had saved, then punched him in the face and broke his nose(;

[smithcas86]

@bunbunthebadhobo DELETED HIS PORN!?! YOU EVIL BITCH!!

[RavenReisinger]

@smithcas86 NUUUUUUUUUUUU don't delete the porn!!!!!!! not the glorious porn!!!!!!

[reffybunz]

@bunbunthebadhobo how long did it take to delete all 507 videos?

[Abbytater]

"Did you know that the sun is a star?"

WHOA. My pants are undoing themselves RIGHT NOW.

[gosarahnicole]

@Abbytater I laughed so hard at your comment. Thank you. xD

[Abbytater]

@gosarahnicole I do what I can. :P

[beeblmeyer]

@Abbytater

LOL !!!

[eulogyxx]

so i've asked you on this video before, but WHERE did you get that tshirt?! the marilyn one

[sweetwaaasabi]

Lmao. Walmart.

[S3r1alN0]

LMAO I'm a girl and I do the phone thing all the time... boys bore me

[CookieMonstahism]

"WE'RE HERE!" LMAO!

[ExotiiqueBeautiii]

Kobe!

[emilyolp]

You make a very attractive girl



[theoneandtheonly13]

Is he gay? OMG HE'S SEXY.

[yadidimeanmaine]

Chicks dig BMWs & cocaine. Trust me, I can't live in a school zone anymore. Giggity.

[muzikNcreme]

ROB SCHNEIDER. holy shit

[sectoronetwothree]

Sad thing is, for some reason, chicks actually do dig this. Nice guy always finishes last.

[stephluvscake01]

your voice is sexy :]

[D0RK91]

hot

[sunnillal]

wowww... does anyone actually say those things? has anyone has a boyfriend act JUST LIKE THIS? i find that hard to believe.

[losingitrush]

best one yet!

[xxxpuresnowfall]

Why the fuck are you talking so low?

[moyisbick]

He's cute

[ryuudazevids]

I think I prefer this guy as a woman over this guy as a guido.

[ZippaDuppa]

try to say sh*t chicks dig 5 times and thumps up if your like me and can't do it!

[onigiri1205]

ommmggggg Douchebag indeed lol

[bakerpb]

A Marilyn t-shirt?! Are you hitting on my team?

[TheJLush]

whenever i see u it reminds me of that shit girls say to gay guys video haha

[LeeliLovesYou]

U sound like Carl from Aqua Teens 

[abeille1217]

i am oddly turned on right now... that cant be good.

[BananaBell3]

@abeille1217 I'm more turned on by the Marilyn shirt....

[mURDERfACE672]

2:00

/).(\ MY EYES, THIS BURNS THEM

[princessforever1194]

...I still can't believe this was the guy who did Shit Girls Say to Gay Guys...such good acting! :P

[renorhino156]

You sound like Christopher Walken somtimes haha

[PyR0Star]

the cell phone one is funny, find the video called how to break up with your girlfriend in 3 steps! here found it for you =D watch?v=3rXYE2mbB94&feature=mf­u_in_order&list=UL

[NeonStrawberry15]

Hey everyone. I'm new to YouTube , and I only have 5 videos of projects from school (very funny ones ) but I'm going to be vlogging, doin tutorials and many more things (: can you check my videos out ? And possibly subscribe ? Thanks (:

[gizemjumpedtheshark]

you remind me of jensen ackles. chicks dig jensen ackles.

[Cutlash]

KOBEEEEEEE!!



[TheEK50]

"Are you listening?" XD hahahhaha

[abbyxxoo]

We're heeeeeeeeere! *Walmart*

[NICKANGEL867]

" kinda still tasting it " lol!!

[bigronirawdawg]

haha we're heeaa ...romantic rite hilarious dude

[jewelbenn]

"Kobe!!"

[AngelofMusic2006]

How is it that you're hotter as a woman than as a man?

[TheMarcella716]

Dude you're awesome LOL! too funny

[MegaMuzzak]

You play the woman the best!

[eulogyxx]

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT TSHIRT???? i neeeeeeeeeeeed to know..... my gosh

[victorialyn12]

make sure you go check out 'SHIT GIRLS WHO ARE REALLY BAD AT MATH SAY"!!!

[itsalexeverybody]

what i learnt is... don't do anything he's doing and you will be just fine :)

[camillab12396]

"wai wai wait wait. gimme your scarf. *lays it down on the ground* sorry there was a puddle. aright g'head" LOLLLL

[JesusOnTheDancefloor]

1:54 omg...I actually do that...no wonder I'm single :(

[gallaghergirl100]

You're the only person from New Jersey that isn't ridiculously tan that I enjoy watching for hours on end. :) You're a comedic genius!

[jessicacuh]

lmfao

[2010Jakeypoo]

.__.

[RobotCloud85]

fucnny shit but the sound got real bad around 0:20 for the party scene

[ChemicalxMassacre]

DAYUM, YOU'S A SEXY BITCH!

[foxxii]

This is my favorite video of yours <3 you

[kk7465]

KOBE!

[ZekaChi]

Well, I watched 3 of your videos and love all 3. Guess I'm subbing :) !

[camixcat]

i like the girls shirt.........i

[TsTiaraMarie]

lol funny thing is i like some of the stuff he says haha but then again ive only dated douche bags !

[snickerd03]

Yes, you are the hottest guy!!

[CrimsonLinings]

holy chiz, aren't you that 32 something accent guy? ^^

[hannahirene95]

Hes so hottt

[lipstickwh0re]

the "if you dont answer this text right now, we are over" lmfaooo

[RoseAustralis]

i know alot of douchebags like that lol

[michellechasez81]

LMAO "soooo uhhhh....you know the sun is actually a star?"

[forgiveandforgetx]

Actually when you say 'shit chicks dig' you'll say another different word...try it.

[rosiieluellaa1]

hold on, hold on, gimme your scarf.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

sorry, there was a puddle. alright, go ahead.

[sasquatchfeeder]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA "If you dont answer this we're done!" *Throws cell phone*

"KOBE!"

[sasquatchfeeder]

A man I'd never date. LMAO

[MyLifeAsSue]

I would totally go lesbian for that girl ;)

[Mark11Fischer]

nice

[engblomvictoria]

i LOVE his voice ^_____^

[DJBCUB3D]

i do that kobe thing, except into girls shirts instead. boob basketball is fun.

[SuperSonic9125]

Did anyone else try calling the number? Lol.

[amandaaaaak3l]

LMFAO KOBE! why does every guy do thattt hahaahahahah

[vivianvalerie]

I wonder if he's single...

[MissMariJane513]

Love your shirt, I got the same one ;)

[slaidification]

that's how i roll

[textuallyactive88]

KOBE! <- I laughed most at this part. xD

A**holes love to "play around" like that....

[DanieleGiorgino]

How is it possible that you also run a beauty tip channel?

[Ripupthat]

Chances are she does dig you. 2:30

[orgasmicspastic]

Kobe!

[whaizthah]

im actuallly hooked on your videos lol

[xOhSnapItsEva]

1:31 - 1:42 I can't stop laughing xD

[purplekisses171]

wow i wouldve never thought ur voice was so deep its sound soooo diffrent when u impersonate people hahaha

[Bettyonyx]

I guess from all the bullshit he knows women hate, he most definitely gotta have some game. LOL!

[Cooties6]

chicks dig Frankie <3

[embabiix]

1:14-1:20 LMFAO <333

[yesimaisya]

he looks like synyster gates

[GTRoyalty]

...... .... .. *fap fap fap fap*

[lebf89]

lmao IF YOU DONT REPLY TO THE TEXT IM BREAKING UP WITH YOU *THROWS PHONE*

[ttmot]

my computer froze at 1:04

[jasminecourtney]

UGH!!!!!!!!!

[Finding4Me]

you look good as a blonde

[RasinBran1000]

All I see is him as a her.

[mrbandicoot16]

I have the same shirt!

[Atlloveforever]

oh my god, KOBE lmao

[wssgirl15]

How many bras do you have?

[mzsparkle4423]

omg he looks like the guy on raising hope

[allenerin85]

Agreed. This guy is so fine. Id do him.

[7369Mary]

damn Nick you're hot

[MaddieLikeMilky]

Dam yhu a sexxi biiicth!!



[HavinaSirohia]

KOBE!

[thelollinglily]

Lol!

[ChristinaaCruger]

Why Do I Feel Like I Know Someone Who Looks EXACTLY Like Him As A Girl???....

[skaterchik666]

you should make more shit ________ say cuz i liike yours!!<3

[Inukioor]

cheese stick!

[automaticpeanut]

KOBE lmao

[TheSaylor12]

Awesome! You should def be on SNL. Funniest thing I have seen in awhile (as far as youtube goes)

[ProfesserMoriarty]

Do you... Do you live in chicago?

[SuhRahtizher]

@SuhRahtizher and I still misspelled his name -_-

[SuhRahtizher]

Are you Rob Schinder's son?***

[SuhRahtizher]

Are you Ron Schinder's son?

[SuhRahtizher]

You remind me of rob schinder or however you spell his name except for you are better

[Deicer]

This thing is huuuge... LOL. Love that part

[LowFatVeganChef]

I was very impressed by your gay guys video, and then I saw this and was like woah a straight guy made it? Obviously you're a very good character actor. Checking out your makeup channel now, cool tips!