My girlfriend was once like "Hey, you wanna watch some porn?" and I was like "Sure" (*in my head* YOU LUCKY BASTARD!! HOW DO YOU FIND THEM?! FUCK YEAH!!!!). And then we watched an entire porn film, cuddled, eating seeds... shit. I rarely need more than 20 seconds of porn, in dosages. Just move the movie 5 minutes in, 20 seconds, 15 minutes in, 20 seconds, and so on. I actually had the nerve to ask if she wanted to fuck and she looked at me and went "While watching this?! You're joking, right?"
i think this is a suicide not, you guys. oh my god! it's a clue to where the guy's guna kill himself. quick! we have to decipher this metaxucubitionalistimanic code!
This guys a retard. Hes got funny material but he needs to realize he can be funny without the stupid voice. He really doesnt need that voice, its not adding anything to the act.
i heard a lot of people laghing so i think a lot of people will that he's funny. i think hes funny because hes just brutally honest and people can relate and feel conftorable listening to them. unless that is they are unconftorable with themselves. yeah so that sux.
its a fucking gimic he has get use to it lots of comedians do it cuz its funny stfu u assholes, btw i hate ppl hu type F#@! when they rlly mean fuck jus fucking type the wrd fuck no one fucking cares if u actually type fuck besides another person prolly already typed fuck on tht same page to cancel out ur bleepd fuck u stupid fucks
Actually, yeah, I would laugh at Rainman's jokes, for the same reason I laugh at this guy's. It's cute, the way he delivers. It gets tiring after a while, sure, but every once in a while it's an alright way to get a few laughs.
I like being a man because we have a penis, and having a penis is like having a best friend who always wants to play. I take my penis everywhere. I take my penis skiing and it says "hey look out for that tree" and I say thank you penis Im glad I had you out.
"...I kinda wanna see that."
LOGICandREAS0N 1 month ago
thumbs up if you searched bread!
mglfiles 3 months ago
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Why thumbs up for repeating what he says...?
Why does every comment that mentions Thumbs up, gets thumbs up?
Thumbs up.
Norwegian733 7 months ago
now i know how bitches get yeast infections, bread in your pussy.
keepsitreals 8 months ago 5
So funny
so true
DeadJesus100 9 months ago
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Who google imaged "bread" just to see what would show up?
bogman1191 1 year ago
who googled imaged "bread" just to see what would show up?
bogman1191 1 year ago 16
My girlfriend was once like "Hey, you wanna watch some porn?" and I was like "Sure" (*in my head* YOU LUCKY BASTARD!! HOW DO YOU FIND THEM?! FUCK YEAH!!!!). And then we watched an entire porn film, cuddled, eating seeds... shit. I rarely need more than 20 seconds of porn, in dosages. Just move the movie 5 minutes in, 20 seconds, 15 minutes in, 20 seconds, and so on. I actually had the nerve to ask if she wanted to fuck and she looked at me and went "While watching this?! You're joking, right?"
Segepop 1 year ago 2
Yep, rule 34! Never fails.
tiagocotrim 1 year ago
@tiagocotrim Wait, who'se rules are you quoting?
LW0XT5 1 year ago
@LW0XT5 LOL!
TheOpi8 1 year ago
@tiagocotrim It's funny cause the whole time watching this I kept thinking of the picture of two pieces of toast fucking ^.^
TheOpi8 1 year ago
veryape1 we don't want him to take your job.
caboosefanatic 1 year ago
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This idiot is NOT funny...i can't believe people give him money. He should be homeless and begging for money on the street...
veryape1 1 year ago
@veryape1 he would still get money
GuyWithALife502 1 year ago
laughed so hard i starded choking ha ha
th3v01c3 2 years ago
me 2!!!!!!!!!!!!
VivaLaGloria21 2 years ago
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Nice try. Keep it up check out esteembpo + com for social media marketing. fgh
DoloresTripp 2 years ago
hot girl shovin bread in their pussies!
OoOZAPOoO 3 years ago 25
Popcorn Pussy? My ex-boyfriend would love that, he's addicted to popcorn, it's his crack...
unwantedcorpse633 3 years ago 12
喫茶店?白いカレー屋?日本初ダチョウ専門料理店? ケーキ屋?それともカクテルハウス?移転に伴いより
NORMITA698 3 years ago
A coffee shop? The white curry shop? Japan's first specialty restaurant ostrich? Cake shop? Or a cocktail house? With the move from
what is he talking about?
supr4 3 years ago 4
it some how involves teliqua a night in tijuana and your stolen kidney
progolfer619 3 years ago 5
i think this is a suicide not, you guys. oh my god! it's a clue to where the guy's guna kill himself. quick! we have to decipher this metaxucubitionalistimanic code!
eltonlevin 2 years ago
OMG!!! Mitch is AWESOME!!!! He's H-O-T!!!!!
flygirl3317 3 years ago 12
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im totally 100% naked now hehe U
TSumpter465 3 years ago
wow this vid in same weird way made me horny
brubek1 3 years ago
LMAO get a coronel clogged
itsmorgan10 3 years ago
no, popcorn!
dibeling 3 years ago
He is so funny!
lisadoidge 3 years ago
I searched bread....lol
IndigoChild07 3 years ago
i love dis shit. "hot girl shovin bread in their pussies!"
Yassinalina 3 years ago 10
funniest comedian since dave chappelle.
bigdaddy71 3 years ago 5
"I never liked porno til i got the internet.
*whispering* HHOLLLY SHIIIT!!!"
806TO713 4 years ago 18
exactly.
hereNever 4 years ago 22
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This guys a retard. Hes got funny material but he needs to realize he can be funny without the stupid voice. He really doesnt need that voice, its not adding anything to the act.
mccote 4 years ago
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agreed. i heard him in an interview before and he sounds nothing like that off the stage. he sounds like a normal guy off stage.
ramone2185 4 years ago
leave him alone. its his character he has created for his act. i think its hilarious. believe me, it does add to his act.
Bikerboy1137 4 years ago 47
You know nothing mccote dickface. You wouldn't recognize talent if you saw your own mother giving oral.
ChiefKibitzer 3 years ago
Surprised he didn't make a "yeast infection" joke too.
consequences 4 years ago
lol "Let's look up yeast on google and- HOLY SHIT INFECTIONS!"
Lightinning 3 years ago 4
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like carlos mencia, the worst comedian ever
savedxsoul 4 years ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
best ever
lionslicer9999 4 years ago 28
you can't get the internet and not get into porn. it's impossible.
1idiot2 4 years ago 161
you cold get a cournal caught
Godsonesin 4 years ago
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Hi guys, check out the link in my profile. I have my WEB CAM live running most of the time on that site, being naughty
BiGirl1593 4 years ago
no its popcorn :)))))))))))))))))
hulyefasz 4 years ago 2
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Oh whats that? An onion roll in your pussy?
TaterNoggin 4 years ago
he is funny better then any other comic
Grave8392 4 years ago 2
i love him!
he is so perverted that
its funny!
willedcow 4 years ago
ahahaha hot girls shoving bread(is that what he said) in their pussy
ahahahahah this guy rocks!
JONESxSODA 4 years ago 3
oh my god
qt31415piggy 4 years ago
Soooo funny!!
CosmoHunter24 4 years ago
this guy is pretty funny....sure he drags a lil when he talks but he is still a funny guy
picklebitch2006 4 years ago
i heard a lot of people laghing so i think a lot of people will that he's funny. i think hes funny because hes just brutally honest and people can relate and feel conftorable listening to them. unless that is they are unconftorable with themselves. yeah so that sux.
sketchmavrick 4 years ago 6
its a fucking gimic he has get use to it lots of comedians do it cuz its funny stfu u assholes, btw i hate ppl hu type F#@! when they rlly mean fuck jus fucking type the wrd fuck no one fucking cares if u actually type fuck besides another person prolly already typed fuck on tht same page to cancel out ur bleepd fuck u stupid fucks
pzrplam 4 years ago 2
too damn funny!
gigijoseph 4 years ago
he is soooo cute
gsi2006 4 years ago
He's funny because you guy's know you all do the same thing.
ollieroks 4 years ago
are u guys that dumb?
your saying oh his jokes are so plain why is it so funny, its because he is border line retarded and he still can think of this stuff.
zetroe1 4 years ago
Actually, yeah, I would laugh at Rainman's jokes, for the same reason I laugh at this guy's. It's cute, the way he delivers. It gets tiring after a while, sure, but every once in a while it's an alright way to get a few laughs.
ZillahLewis 4 years ago
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He's really not that funny. If rainman told jokes would you all laugh like that? why not make jokes based on situations, not delivery. LOSER
jcandtheposibilities 4 years ago
fuck u mitch fatel is awesome
pzrplam 4 years ago 3
Got I love this guy!! He cracks me up so much that I almost pee a little, oops. :o)
Novaking1975 4 years ago
funniest man in history
basm2435 4 years ago
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GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE
prahfit619 4 years ago
pwaahahahahaha pop corn in the pussy thats absolute gold!
jizzninja 4 years ago
do u really tlak like that
rockthisworldifthat 4 years ago
no, in his act he plays a retard
teoferrazzi 4 years ago
he use to bring Howard Stern his breakfast (intern), now he's on top of the comedy world, congrats.
Meni69 4 years ago
hes great!
Stillillgal 4 years ago
This man is fucking b r i l l i a n t.
He's perfectly original. <333
Much love.
ChikNinja 4 years ago
maybe you have mental problems
zaim69 4 years ago
Stop calling this guy retarded dammit:S it's his style :D it's amazing :D:P
sinhalaboy 4 years ago
Incredibly funny !
Pistolero24 4 years ago
WOW! This guy is very original, and very very funny. He should be on HBO
MrZsty1 4 years ago
This guy is good. He is a natural comedian. The comedy just flows.
bertly71 4 years ago
HAHAhaHAHAHa!
lilmiszmii 5 years ago
I think it just makes him sound more innocent. That way it makes the outrageous things he says more funny :)
silverlament 5 years ago
No he's not dumb. He just acts like it. Sometimes he sounds like that dumb guy from police academy though... just a thought
Chrispy4545 5 years ago
omg he is hilarious i love the A.D.D. 1 its so funny
hansonluvvers109283 5 years ago
He is Super Retardo, but Fing funny as hell!
dcbongo 5 years ago
I like being a man because we have a penis, and having a penis is like having a best friend who always wants to play. I take my penis everywhere. I take my penis skiing and it says "hey look out for that tree" and I say thank you penis Im glad I had you out.
masterjefe 5 years ago
i checked out one of his other vids and i can't help thinking he has downs.
gyneman 5 years ago
he really is too funny!!
pixistik13 5 years ago
hahahaha i love this guy!
coreywill899 5 years ago