First Attempt at Stand Up/ First Asian Boy Live

[SouljaboyFan399]

"is there any philliphinos"

"YYAAAAAAYYY!"

"Is there any blacks"

"HELL NO"

[aZianPride341]

Don't want to hate but some of the jokes u said came from gabriel Iglesias

[Mannwichsandwich1]

My GAWD THIS WAS BAD

[thesunster]

your girl looked pissed when u mentioned the other girls

[bri1baby123]

and like and like ..its like like...and like.... hahaha he kept saying it...<3

[xOrashix]

THAT GIRL AINT CUTE JOKEZ AHHHHHHH GOOD TIMES GOOOOD TIMES

[GznAndre]

Tim is so well dressed, crazy.

[Pshyctron]

I agree!!

[whykillcarlos]

dude your girl looks pissed

[ashleypogi13]

223 are the ones who aint catching his jokes .

[DentonDickerson]

damn tim is short.

[tiffanerz243]

I like thuh song bro xD

[theballersunite]

Tim should do another stand up he has so many more fans now.

[torkonwalker]

the girl at 0:43 is gorgeous!

[DrAgBoo]

That guy moving the camera ffs

[AK48ALLDAY]

those girls r hot at 0:02

[RayzrE2]

Maybe You Shoodnt Laugh At Your Jokes?

[785tight]

My dick is nice and BIG!

[ISeenACar87]

5:01 Uh oh Tim! lmao

[salee202]

go Tim!

[THEAMAZINGVIDEO]

is he like the best rapper.... cause i listen to hamilton, j dila, common, mos def, and talib kweli but he actually seems better than 90 percent or 100 percent of the mainstream out there! and he ain't dumb and his metaphors are sick if you listen to his bars.

[somepass1]

the start was cool but the asian boy song was wack

[jkd3dawg]

Stand up was the shit. The song was the shit as well. Damn you're a natural performer kid

[SEBRODD]

the end

[UrHottopics]

you did really well for ur first time

[irinasoflyy]

AWESOME :D

[cr3ssYc00ki3]

" what , why , I'm try'n to eat my sandwich ,no what I'm say'n? " lol funny shit bro@TimothyDeLaGhetto , good shit mayne

[Justicemaker]

you did really good where's the second attempt? ;)

[lewenski12]

Lmao...im ten n i have a little crush on u x)

[cagriffin101]

Iliana looked madd as shit lol

[potyunbe]

Iliana had a fake smile throughout. Especially when she got humiliated by small penis tim

[phillixman]

lmfao look at his gf's face when he said i got a small penis

[Langleyc5109]

i dont know how many people were in the audience but i think you deserved a lot more credit from your audience then that. Like during your song, you said everybody sing with me, they started yelling instead. Most of your jokes were pretty funny and they only laughed at a couple. im just saying that you should have gotten more attention.

[baraluna10]

daammmn u forgot to say hispanic people!

[Spyder8zero]

@baraluna10 bcuz he wanna b black, thats y he only got black dudes in his vidz... NO RACIAL! lol

[JUKEBOXX1990]

@baraluna10 dis long beach fuck ese's

[graffart951]

If those girls weren't there his set wouldn't be that good .. i was laughin but yeeeee .

[graffart951]

Why is there 4 mics ? lol

[IloveCupcakesandTea]

hahaha lol he laughes so funny haha lol at 1:15 1:55

[IloveCupcakesandTea]

so when she gets to it shes like oh its not even its not hahha lol omg tim speeki of dancin in clubs ahahah lol omg he wasnt even talking about clubs ahhaha lol hahaha lol the end hahahaha lol that was cute!

[TNpotato]

you should do more of this :)

[zupermann123]

impressive bro

[PlaidSoxs]

this guy said " HELL NO" to the black part LOL?

[arenbi08]

@PlaidSoxs that was rick, tim's best friend, he's black lol

[PlaidSoxs]

@arenbi08 First offfff you look sweet and second how do you know

[arenbi08]

@PlaidSoxs hahahaha thanks :)

im a big fan of tim's , you should check out his other videos, rick's in most of them

[PlaidSoxs]

@arenbi08 k sweetie will doo :) how was ur dai

[BIGMAN247ful]

yo dat was tight..u should be a stand up comedian..lol

[comment743]

was his gf recording it

[EmceesAnonymous]

@comment743 i think Rick was

[comment743]

@EmceesAnonymous ok

[Kimmy101TV]

@xXfk96Xx L0L. Thanxs..... ? =P

-From an Asian Gurl. xD

[12345marissa1]

hahahaha 3:09

"ohkk whats next?"

[Kimmy101TV]

LOL, Awesome Job, Tim!!!!! ;DDDDD If this WAS ur like, job, or somethin, I WOULD DEFINATELY WATCH THEM!!! xDDD

-From an Asian Gurl. xD

[xXfk96Xx]

@Kimmy101TV Asian girls are hot! ;P

[MaRiOBrOzJ3Rk]

love it

[luvyubabyyy]

what the hell no mexicans or colombians or puerto ricans or cubans wtf is that shitt come on !!!!!!

[btbrian24]

Haha! Your gf was PISSED. Nice job though.. :D

[shinoobidan]

That. Was. The. Shit!

[drmedwuast]

man, no one else could get away with reading from a peace of paper on stage, only he can

[JIMUSIC12]

dis sht is funny i tell da girls my penis is not big but is nice thought its pretty lol shts funny

[helenbobelennn]

hahah i loved the shots back to iliana!

[aleccmusic]

hahahaha tim is hilarious

[GirlsSayImAwesome]

U kno how to win over a crowd man! Very entertaining!!

[DryUrTearsBjarmi]

Dude i wish you would come to belgium to do stand up comedy i would defenetly come to see your show!

[iHateMyUsername47]

Actually a great first timer. Haha

[yucafrita1]

Was Rick filming u? I'm guessing that's where that response to black ppl in the audience came from...hmmm...lol

[AndyNguyenSF]

I could tell you were a bit nervous doing the stand up. Its sall good though bro props for getting up and doin that. Not a lot of people can do that (including myself)

[planB091]

Were those green pants? If they were that's pretty sick

[SmackdownVsRawcmpunk]

after the rap he definitly got sum numbers. then his girl was prolly like na uh na uh um um haha

[Manga4tehwinz]

xD Funny as hell!Made my morning!!

[Brandonfish12]

"Any black people in the audience?"

"HELL NO"

[AK48ALLDAY]

@Brandonfish12 that was rick

[Brandonfish12]

@AK48ALLDAY ummm yeah i kinda knew that

[Brandonfish12]

@AK48ALLDAY uhhh okay?

[Shortgiraffe231]

how are u talented at everything....? I am not gunna lie I am pretty jealous.

[GodForGiv3n]

IM A FILIPINO.. dude r u filipino?!

[damn0896]

@GodForGiv3n thai siya

[CarmenRocks]

I seriously thought DeLaGhetto was like Delgato or DeLa Cruz or something cause there are lots of Filipino last names with De La at the start ._.

[rureallysorry]

pinoy pride

[oreoprincess39]

"Speaking of dancing in clubs..." lol

[Uzi1Fan]

@TheLegoMaker1 He said that in the beginging! He is Thai!

[woahhoneybaby92]

He's so tiny & short is cute x33 ! lol

[johnnychae]

sickkkk good show

[PIXL3DuD3]

maybe he is filipino chiken adobo and karaokes

[brandonsmith666]

hold the camera steady...

[Anjellyca13]

I do love me some Asian bois. ^_^

[expresschick1]

"cuz we make pretty babies" lmao!!!!! hes not lying

[JenniViZ]

You're better at doing skits and in front of the camera :[ Sorry....

[Redrum267]

OH SHIT! he def. played asian boy live!! This is my motherfuckin jam by Delaghetto...

[ConflictThaProblemCh]

Its nothin but phillipinoes n the audience lol

[TrueFlipProductions]

@ConflictThaProblemCh welcome to california xP

[AzianBoy7]

heyitsyale Stop hatin on a race you aint got shit to do wit. Any race can do anything be ghetto or gangsta or genius

[SammyRyan21]

you forgot mexican

[MatthewPrinceTran]

@SexiiSamii001 nope.

[RoyWriter]

Fucken Tim man...i like it!

I would so go homo for you! Nah jk.

I still think you're neat though

[Osibisaad]

@heyitsyale LOL what does race have to do with being ghetto?? The ghetto is a place, if u live there you are.

[BeeboyCharmandur]

@SexiiSamii001 no delaghetto is something he got from an episode of freshprince of bel air.

[TheILUVciara]

hhah.. cuz like, cuz like just cuz like , liek

[fatbboy1111]

lol dude its pretty funny but i would of said that abt my shlong to other ppl i would of been like u have 2 findout haha i have your song on my ipod lol im tai too and irish

[heyitsyale]

this guy is not funny. i think he stole some of this material. why does he talk like hes ghetto? Hes asian..

[AzianBoy7]

@heyitsyale Stop fuckin hatin on a race you aint got shit to do wit and even if u r asian yo ass aint representin so get yo punk ass comments out and go watch somethin else. Any race can do ghetto or gangsta or genius.

[Vuemister]

Yeah AZN is the best

[123Angel23]

AHAHHAHAHHA ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME ...A CHEAT SHEET..LOL

[TheFunniProductions]

Subscribe!!

[k4crazy]

damn dude i've been trying to think of a joke about how people ask you to tell them a joke when they find out youre a comedian for ages. and your version was way better than anything i could think of. props to you man. we all know stand up comedy needs some more asians.

[iJustKeepPwning]

xD dude thats wicked, your like one of my idols now, your probably the most calmest person I ever seen on camera and in front of a crowd, I bow to you sir, keep up the awesome work >:O

[DancingLanza2]

Damnnnn you at CSU LONG BEACH??? >___<

come to Cal Poly XP



[wowgoshdarnit]

Brilliant!!!((:

[RhinoHeart1]

Pretty funny...a little slow to start but funny.

[eddiedazle]

niggah you pretty funny main. get it

[khmerkiddjohnny]

delaghetto is the shyt

[rcarosado]

nah. vietnamese ppl fucked that up for you. hahha

[froyx3]

hahah hilarious!!!!

[kiata001]

AHAHA niice job! :)

[wakelax]

this was sick bro, keep it up. First Asian Boy was illy

[Kaperdabomb]

HOLY! hes asian? just reliased

nah i kid

hes funny really funny

[fobsandal]

OH GOSH DUDE.............. no you didn't bust that fat girl joke, and no you didn't look all up at your notes, lmaaooooooooooo

[aaron4801]

I could tell you were nervous but damn Kudos. it takes balls to do stand up

[07kje07]

yess csulb!

[TheSamee]

The end.

[XxLa0Luva612xX]

oohhh sa wat dee cup! lol

[LaoGrlYaoMing]

HELL YEEAAA! THAI REPRESENT! LMFAO!

i thought you were you were phili too lmfaoo! hahah!

but it didnt fit you right lmfaoo!

[sam2dapark]

Do we have any black people in the audience? Hell no!

hahahahahhahaha.

[SandyIgnalski]

Hey you are the best comedian And noone an Kill yo you the #1 and this waas ur beginning but now i hope u are bigger and Popular than ever God bless you peaceee and regrats From germany :DD

[ojedi8]

"...Build me a bridge.." haha funny shit

[QuarterQueen13]

MGMT ! <3<3<3<3

[matrixate]

Good job. This could be a beginning. Don't quit school though....true ladies prefer the elite.

[CrazyJoey77]

i thought you were flip cause of your round head :P

[ApheliaBewb]

those are some sick ass pants. anyone know what kind they are?

[MrPlayaboy101]

do yu really have a small dick

[uveress]

it's funny u sed as much as the guy in the VW commercial

[lisettepalafox]

i like how u were eating during ur performace

[tuss4dzigns]

lol your gf's face at the fat girl part was priceless!

[morenahondurena]

He is Thai.

[pinkbunnybunx]

I'm black an I waz in da house...¬_¬

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[TheFr3sh2D3ath1]

I liked that performance, I think your mad good.

[zgonzales17]

dude, U were fukin good.

[tookewlGU]

haha damn tim i really thought you WERE Filipino and your last name WAS Delgado. haha i guess what u said here was right. lol so typical of filipinos to assume that. lol

[sexydivakiss]

hey. r u tim? hey just to let u know that i loved ur videos.its the first time watching ur channel. i was cracking up. i love the twilight riuined my relaitionship one. ur a gd actor. keep ur the good work. nad ur gf is so gorgeous. by the way my name is amka. im ur fan.kkkkkk

[dorkykid4life]

that was so funny

[chuiyagami]

go filipinos....ahaha XD

[AwesomeSongz]

You forgot your sandwich man. Lols.

[garder14]

fail

[elmoenigma]

i luv the "do we have any black people? Hell no!" part lol

[MyssAlias]

i love ur song lols =) first asian boy!!

[MyssAlias]

this is so funnie i love it =) i love the stereotype of asians its so funnie..pretty penis =) lols

[ilusmudek]

hahaha i love the faces iliana makes!!!! hahaha oh mann, this made my day :)

[misstickmoon]

Actually, with the talented things, I tell people I write poetry, and so many people ask me to recite a poem, and it is annoying. Same things with singer/rappers/actors.. lol @ 3:43. Keep up the videos and keep doing ur thing.

[ajckson1]

lmaooo do we have any black people HELL NO xD

[mskate86]

what your NOT filipino?!?!?! OMG, ALL THIS TIME, I FCKING THOUGHT U WERE!

[njisker]

@mskate86 He's thai, dog. We kinda do look alike.:\

[missyb133]

that was hilarious!

[missyb133]

that was hilarious!

[cloudman7777]

Phillipino REPRESENT!!!!

[3SG413]

who said "oh hell no" wen he asked about blk ppl?! How rude xD

[AndyCeeeee]

@3SG413 That was Rick.... he's black..

[ocuvo]

you think youre black

[chargerboy411]

be in ur vid plox?

[xroce]

pretty good for first time

[NyMami90]

LOL It Sound Like The Auditions Loves You

[bobby858]

"People think I'm Filipino cuz im so cool" LOL!!!! that was the funniest part of the whole joke. LMAO! "cuz im so cool" Don't quit your day job!

[coldheat245]

OMG!! HES so short! lol

[ninjascanfly]

u should keep doing stand up

u might be the next thai russle peters

[whoisblackpeepz]

lol hell nah my friend owns a boba tea shop lmao

[AmandaRAWRRR]

mgmt. <3

[ur1Nonliidiablita]

w0w theres only asians lol

[katherineisninja]

Haha. (:

1:57 giggle.

<3 Loved it. xD

[AFWiFEYDESiGNS]

YAY! thai power :)

[emopopo]

oh shit. Pinoy pride huh. though he's not Pinoy,lols

[eeeekitsmargie]

im just gunna say i tihnk the coolest asians are thai

[ap1la]

fuck you.