How the combine won

[SuperiFox]

This is joke. I hope.

[deadlysnipes1016]

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT??? USE PROPER, FUCKING GRAMMAR, AND PUNCTUATION. Dumbass should stay off the computer.

[omgroofelz]

Wheres my asian suit....0.o



[onewhosepic]

"Wheres my Asian suit?" XD

[SUPERPWNIFIER]

LOLOLOL

Wheres my assian suit?

[Mewist2]

I am sorry, but this is really bad, could you at least get the spelling and grammar right?

Congratulations on getting 100k views though!

[IshowFUNNYvids]

I understand, but im to soft... good job dude, i know your older now and you might look back at this video as shit, but it told a story, good job.

[MrJake2K11]

OK no offence nice video but you can't spell that's why I only watched 40 seconds of it.

[MrJake2K11]

@0:36 I Recondnized him?

[RedSectorX]

i love how he tried to make the video seem better and add music...

[Renesance86]

Too slow PC to play game + untreated sick imagination + unwelcome acces to Youtube = this crappy slideshow with dumb story.

[mynameisman66]

Dis vido iz fooken asooem yu shod sends 2 valf n teel dem ta maek geam basd of dis

[cerazyD]

1. Have you even played the games, Eli dies by getting his brain sucked out by an advisor, not by some dude shooting him

2. Gordon is a legend and cant die and if he was close to death the Gman would freeze time, mumble about some bullshit and stop gordon from dying

And 3. I'm sorry but the story is just plain crap, I understand that this is a fan fic but its just terrible there is no structure to it at all and it makes no sense, since when does some random person become leader of the combine

[50predator50]

My Asian Suit XDD!!

[lizerg700]

Gotta give credit that's one of the biggest Mary Sues I've seen in a while.

[Serckep]

Why this motherfucking shit has 100k views and mines not above 500?

[Jakeness21]

Worst 5 minutes I ever spent on YouTube.

[TheSlimDoctor123]

i didn't like the story, soz, but in my eyes good ALWAYS win

[MukeisatsuZettai]

No john, you are the demons!

[MultiGryphus]

I thought he was invincible with his crowbar D:

[SJHWVU]

Wut?

[Pokegod602]

Dude work on your spelling... -_-'

[MrNoseSnot]

i should really get garrys mod

[Jonah64100]

Except freem an has the upgraded grav gun.... combine gets two shots gordan gets a small bruise... gordan get 1 shot 6 combine laying on the ground with there bones in a liquified state and the others crap there pants and run... ;)

[doma5245]

even if gordon was close to death g-man would save him

[nadergrinder]

good! ur just in time to watch alyx get executed.

...shweet.

[habeeb447]

this is wrong within the first 15 seconds. THEY CITIDEL FUCKING EXPLODED, CITY 17 WAS RAPED BY REBELS Ok?

[AQWORLDSmaius1234]

now if it was real gordon snaps out minigun and screams yeah valve i pwned your ru

[Slap1productions]

How do you not die from getting shot with a shot guAND Gordon freeman could not die be cause he has NO CLIP

[Slap1productions]

How do you not die from getting shot with a shot gun

[ceoooooooooo]

How the hell could you just kill Gorgon Freeman, i mean like his god or something you just cant

[MultiAnimals1]

@ceoooooooooo I know right? It's just...just...NOT POSSIBLE!

[ceoooooooooo]

@MultiAnimals1 I..I just dont like this story.

[MultiAnimals1]

@ceoooooooooo yeah...

Wait I know why he made it. He's jealous of Gordon's god powers- (notice the name Gordon has GOD in it aswell) THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE! THIS VIDEO IS...IS...IS...IMPOSSIBLE!!!

I mean come on...Gordon took one shotty wound and the other person took 1 aswell but DIDNT DIE! Gordon's suit is awesome, much bettter than the one she has on and also Gordon is god-like and takes like 100000 bullets! RAWR

[AgainstSpoilers]

"Gordon took out his shot gun and shot me" - OH NOEZ GOS SHOD - I HAZ DO SCREM: DAMN IT!

[RippinAHeadshot]

that was.. the gayest thing.. of all time

[minhmook]

assassin

[Bombargo333]

John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother...

Seriously this need to be remade like Quarter-Life: Halfway do destruction was.

[Gangdyret]

I want a pause rifle now!

[DAyerkes]

learn how to spell, asswad!! oh, and it wouldn't hurt to actually PLAY THE GODDAMN GAMES as well!!! learn the story, you fucktard...

[TheTurdfuzz]

I classified this as a troll video the second I read the line "Dr Freeman Gordon".

[fpsHacker5950]

retard, you have like never played hl2, and this story is wrong, your spelling is retarded.

[kamipopo1]

... what is this shit?

[Vodkaforthesoul]

me:i cnats takes liffes witout alyx

*ptus on assian suit*

me: good by wrld ur verry not shweet

my pause rifle: boom boom boom

[Awgez24]

wow such in depth story telling. Youll run Valve out of buisness better hope they dont take it down omg

[FlowoftheImagination]

Shweet = Sweet Shit

[matdoomn]

@Kronos1151 I see this video as one big joke, not as some serious shit. The user who uploaded it might have thought it was epic and super cerial but everyone who has a SENSE OF HUMOUR would actually find this shit funny in some wrong way.

[Arceus88888]

@Kronos1151 dude, just for insulting everyone, you just got a thumbs down, and also, you cant make a dude a bitch which is a female dog dumbass

[Kronos1151]

THis is gay, learn to spell dude!

[Topgun2120]

Alright, quick question. HOW THE F*** ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO KILL GORDON FREEMAN?

[Volcane7475]

@Topgun2120 You can't, he respawns alive and comes back to kick a*s...

[balthur]

Cool story bro.

[LadyGlaDosofAperture]

i cant stop fucking laughing at how bad this is...

[LengendHarryPotter]

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK AM I WATCHING GES A FUCKING LESBIAN REALLY WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT

[Darkspinesupersonic8]

This video is what fucking retardedness fucking is.

GORDON IS TOO SLICK TO BE KILLED YOU DUMBASS!

God some fucking retarded bitches these days, the fucking slut thinks that "OH I GET SHOT ONCE BY GORDON BUT I PRACTICLY INCINERATE HIM THE SECCOND TIME AROUND OOOH!" Shut the fuck up slut,

[Skwinkster]

whre can i get asian suit?!

[HooRiderXLMkII]

Asian suit?......

[XINXAN7515]

i stop watching this crap when i read of coarse ...

[caqtv]

OMGFG that ws the bets vdieo I EVER SAWED ui liked the bit wit teh pause rifle an BOOM BOMM BOOM lol!!!!!!!!!!! fucink bicht got awaht she desvered

i lyked da assian suit to it was sexcy hott

[Turtan4]

Allow me to demonstrate the power of shit :

This video.

[toadlolwtfbbq]

gordan freeman cant die he has to be chuck norris ina hev suit

[bio1slave]

This is bad and you should feel bad.

[InternetLad]

i'm glad you were there to fite the rebles

[soulripper030792]

this is so bad its actually good but i really loled at paul'se rifle XD

[juliengarneau]

Hard not to side with the legend, Dr Phil Collins.

[Taterzoid]

tihs si like the besst movey on Utube eva.

[CriadorDeZumbis]

3:37 Paulse Rifle ROFL

4:27 Pause Rifle LOL

[8beatful]

Can somebody please give me the names of the songs used ?

[caseyjoe503]

tish s the bet stoy i hve evre watcher naje a book ior full lengt movey pleaz.

[videogamenostalgia]

All the grammar of Full Life Consequences, and all the Mary Sue-ism of My Immortal...

[burninrubber440]

0:54 HOT!

[Renegade30]

Wat an epic storie tey shud makeing movies wif thas sttorie

[HALOGAMER13371]

@Renegade30 What an epic spell failure, GO TO SCHOOL KID, AND LEARN HOW TO SPELL THE FUCKING WORDS

[Renegade30]

@HALOGAMER13371 who cars abote speelling nerd this storie is gud

[HALOGAMER13371]

@Renegade30 shut up you idiot and learn your spellings now

[Renegade30]

@HALOGAMER13371 NO U SHUT UP UR AN IDEOT!!!!

[HALOGAMER13371]

@Renegade30 omfg you cant even spell idiot

[Renegade30]

@HALOGAMER13371 YES I CAN IT WAS TIPEO!! GET A LIFE LOOSER OR I WILL GET MY SHOOTGUN AND SHOOT YOU!!

[DemonPazuzu666]

@HALOGAMER13371

It's a joke.

[cricket9751]

@HALOGAMER13371 you cant either. XD

[HALOGAMER13371]

@cricket9751 Lol Im the 1 that is spelling the right words and dont interrupt me bitch

[cricket9751]

@HALOGAMER13371 I don't know what language you mean but I mean English, you heard of it?

[HALOGAMER13371]

@cricket9751 and i dont know what language you mean? i mean Your a fagg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[wwefanzachful]

@Renegade30 can u spell or are u iliterate

[matdoomn]

@wwefanzachful LOL.

[Zynlen101]

@wwefanzachful DUMBASS.

[wwefanzachful]

@Zynlen101 what are you 12?

[Zynlen101]

@wwefanzachful Really? Are you that much of a dumbass to NOT comprehend what renegade wrote?

[wwefanzachful]

@Zynlen101 i can read it but the fucking kid should learn to spell



[xalener]

Pause rifle. Stops the enemy dead in their tracks.

[TheJoey1s]

Citidel? CITADALE?



[jbhuszar1]

wow i would be embarrased to have even put this on youtube

[deadlyfluffball]

asian suit makes you smarter in math.

[Aaronstone54]

You owe me 4:50 of wasting my life, I'll take it now please

[burninrubber440]

@Aaronstone54 Yay, you wasted time checking the video's duration and THEN writing this comment, so, more time added :)

[6666666666664]

You HAD problems with this? This IS a problem!

[snipertroop]

are you dum or something cause do you not know that the citadel explodes not that long after breen dies and gordon woudnt die from a few shotgun shots also eli dies by advisors not some shit face combine elite whose gun can say boom boom bascically THIS IS ABSOLUTE PILE OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[MrUndergroundtattoos]

Use proper spelling. Don't go and be a lazy bum by typing u ur and other words you spell wrong and stick to the facts please.

[Mysticalseacreature]

lol

Gordon : *silence* ...

[CapricornGenesis]

Wanna-be Peter Chimaera.

[ThaHax1337]

DOUBLE V T F I JUST I LOST 5:00 MINUTES ON WATCHING STORY OF COMBINE IN ASIAN SUIT ?!?!?!?!?!111oneoneone sheeeeeet....

[scenezombie909]

Apparently, in this story, pulse rifles can talk, but are only limited to saying "Boom boom"

[TheAnamies]

why that isint even a link dummy

[BOOMHEADSHOT531]

You my friend are truly and indeed gay

[PvtMichealJCaboose]

Pause rifle: BOOM BOOM BOOM! lol, what's a pause rifle?

[PvtMichealJCaboose]

Where's my ASS-ian suit?!

[katherinebqueen123]

@PvtMichealJCaboose racist

[NightwishLover2012]

@PvtMichealJCaboose Lol.

[BOOMHEADSHOT531]

gordon CANT DIE YOULL ALL DIE YOU EVEN KILLED ALYX BUT YOU DiDNT IT WAS A DECOY NAME JACKASS343554532 HAHAHAHhAHAHAHAH THEY WILL SO KILL YOU HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHA BUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRNN­NNNNNNNNNNNNN IIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLL­LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL­LLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[TheAnamies]

Absolutely hey think its she who maked it ....so good from her to like such games and enemies

[BroImBeachedAs]

SHITTIEST VIDEO EVER

[BroImBeachedAs]

The most retarded storyline I have ever heard, and the most retarded video I have ever heard

[BroImBeachedAs]

The most retarded storyline I have ever heard

[ibanezguitarist12345]

i dont like this... however, what was then song playing at the start?? that was pretty bitchin'

[Draggonerify]

man go to the website deviant art search for female combine you STOLE THIS PIC GODDAMMIT!

[sektakfly]

this is MOTHER FUCKIN JACKASS SHIT!!!!

[liampokemaster]

This a rotten piece of shit there are more spelling mistakes than the retard who made this can count

[Headcrabman99]

Wheres you asian suit? Racist.

[Turtles9788]

You hate Gordon. Idiot creator.

[TheAnamies]

no i like this :3 it is so awsome!

[BroImBeachedAs]

@TheAnamies Are you serious

[TheAnamies]

BEST THEORY EVER PLZ MAKE A MOVIE!!! WHIT GMOD PLZ!

[nielubieplackow184]

@TheAnamies r u kidding me?

[zck20200]

@TheAnamies watch?v=mSI_iIvAb4Y

[zkaymon]

Jesus people cmon! Some one.....wake up the chief

[COMBINEdotCOM]

good effort allthough you could use a recorder.

if you dont have one then windows movie maker and blend the text in with the movie

[suckmypingas123]

geez this is lame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GPWfiles]

what is this

[thefatchipmunkman]

antlion cutie please fall in a pit and die

[combinejustinas]

shit you antlioncutie101 Gordon cant die i really don't like the combine combine's are a dirt bag of some nasty fucking shitttttt !!!!!!!!!

[Turtles9788]

Can't kill Gordon. You are a lie.

[forlornblade382]

:{

[sammosaurusrex]

10/10

[AndersonFamily12]

THIS VIDEO IS WORSE THAN INTESTINES BEING RIPPED OUT

[bCupon]

@AndersonFamily12 what are you talking about? That's awesome! :D though I didn't whatch this video past the first 10 seconds.

[WolfieBoyProductions]

Awesome... an Asian suit :D

[iamloganharris]

well the only thing is you lied you died as soon as gordan saw you 

[AfraidOfFears]

Of course it's a girl gamer.

[SuperBoyboys]

hey overcast do you agree my story is better?

[SuperBoyboys]

A good story is that GRODON FREEMAN KILLS TEH FUKEN REARDED COMBINES AND THEN THE ATS TWO KILLS GO IN STILE ALISHA AND COLLINS HE KILLS COLLINS FURST AND THEN KILLZ ALISHA BASHING HER SHOTGUN IN HER FACE GOING RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH­HHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SuperBoyboys]

SUCK UR OWN DICK FUKY IS YOUR NEW YTUBE NAME

[havfra]

Remember to check the awesome video response by Zcj20200:

" How the Combine Won - Retarded Fan Fiction "

[theflyingcatz]

its called: IMAGINARY you bunch of dicks, stop being pricks

[sandspeck]

Lolz. 0:47 Did he say "wheres my Asian suit?!

[cuzaseso]

So... phil Collins took over... that sucks!

[GameJebus]

this took u for ever...its bull!

1. pictures look horrible!!!!

2. u spell like a kindergardner that doesnt speek english

3. WTF!!!!! u must be lazy for this shit to take u forever or as u would say it 4 eva

[rockthing69]

you suck at spelling

[c00legast]

Nice job

[BioHunt3r]

successful troll is successful

[SuperSporeADDICT]

This is the most gayest shit i've ever seen and 152 people were really drunk when they saw this

[ZeroSuitSamus2008]

VERY BAD

[Bighead3179]

This is crap

[Cubicstudios]

why are the elite combines looks allmost as a portal turret?

[molo265]

SHIT. GO GORDON FREEMAN GO. GORDON RAPES BITCHES LIKE THAT.

[PaladinMatthews]

Gay shit.

[evrybdyonituberocks]

Sand traps isn't a place, it's a chapter, you idiot.

[colt950]

get yore assian armore

why the hell does he have armor that "alisha" had?

[Saber192]

GAY AND BORING AND UNTRUE it would go more like eli ,alyx and docter cliner almost get captured and then the combine get there ass kicked by alyx and gordon would be there to AND KICK ALL THERE ASSES!if alyx,eli and cliner WERE captured gordon wouldent and hunt them down AND KICK THIS "DOCTOR COLLINS ASS.the part were gordon pulls out his shotgun would be more like gordon takes out his crowbar AND RIPS OF ALISHIA'S HEAD OFF AND KILLS ANY OTHER COMBINE IN THE AREA THEN SAVE ALXY,ELI AND CLINER

[brainistik]

boring as shit fuck it

[lanceshizzyy]

GAY

[Valkyrie45]

I do not normally post on videos i dislike but since the aforementioned function is not working : DISLIKE!

[Fiercedeity02]

Oh god this was terrible! The spelling... The story..... The chain of events.... God I've never seen something so terrible in all my life.

[Yurian903]

@happyworm360

it BURNS me...

[srhenrique04]

this was the wordt shit i've see in my intire life

[IAMTHEDECIEVER]

Epic Troll

[picklesandgravy1]

the citadel was destroyed... so was city 17. I hate you.

[CaveofTwoLovers]

delete this video and your steam account now.

[Turtles9788]

Fucking failed, this means you hate Gordon. What an idiot.

[Scoutacris]

ಠ_ಠ This took you forever? it took you forever to type out gibberish on a key board, and accompany it with HL2 Screen shots? Get the fuck off the internet. Whore.