GoldenEye 007 Game Review (N64)

[Soadownz45]

I'd rather play this on 360 than wii, great game!

[deadhawk1212]

I just got a N64 emulator, this game rules!

[dwightpaul25]

That is one "unequaled" video. =p

[lastedgod236829]

HPV! 

[lastedgod236829]

HPV!

[lavernlarsen48]

This video is a favorite on Fiji

[FirstTuber123]

You're playing the game wrong. Use the Aim feature more and get head shots. You can get good enough to shoot someone in the stomach have them cringe > go to the next guy and do the same > go back to the first guy with a head shot > then head shot the next guy. All with you silenced PP7 and no enemy shots fired.

[1ndle]

This game was really awesome, Back then all the FPS were made to be played in "Rambo" mode and had like 7 or 8 diferent weapons. Goldeneye brought Stealth, Sniping, had a lot of diferent weapons a super adictive 4 player multiplayer.

[pizzahead911]

A great game that completely made the FPS industry. So all COD and Halo fanatics this game was what really started FPS games as we know them today.

[ZZombies4Fun]

@pizzahead911 I thought it was doom or wolfenstein 3D? Whithout them there wouldnt be any goldeneye right?

[MrDavidX96]

lol, 69, ITS RIGHT AFTER 68!!!!! (and right before 70)

[SIIMIPO]

A true classic. Used to adore this game as a kid

[Retrogamer712]

I love this game even though i fucking hate first person shooters. Fuck cod fuck halo fuck half life this is a real game.

[nightcrow90]

Love in goldeneye u can duel wield AKs and drive the tank with ur foot :D

[kiragami218]

@dstebbin you are a retarded asshole, just because they're licensed doesn't mean they suck! get that through your thick skull! @Roweanos212 not all 12 year olds are that stupid at gaming just cause they were born in the new video game era, i happened to grow up with a nes and an n64 and i'm 12

[MajBlood]

Gamefaqs sucks ass, the moderators there are assholes. Go to CheatCC instead. Otherwise, good review.

[TheArmandoRomeroShow]

The Funniest Review To Date

[RidiculousRandomness]

I remember this game, the graphics looked a lot better back then though...

[jay270486]

3 years later the remake is on the wii, 36 and ps3. Who would've thought it

[TheDipset1233]

lmao at the 69 pun

[mariostrikersmaster]

how about a 9.8/10. DAMN ODDJOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thevideogamenerd100]

1:42 "Look a tank :3" lol

[stephenson99]

Still the very best first person shooter avaliable

[SLeePYG727860]

This game should be completely remade, from the ground up, for the PC, utilizing all of the newest technology.

[BurningRaids]

@dstebbin

0/10

Don't feed the troll, he's comparing video games to pregnancy

[Mashin3ry]

N64 = my childhood and life 

[HerbieChuckNorris]

golden eye remake soon!! :D

[Leg3ndKilla687]

007 GoldenEye for the N64 thank you for being a very memorable part of my child hood.

[eirikwegga]

Don't feed the troll, people

[gold30001]

one of the best fps games ever made

[tthomaselli2]

1:06.; Anybody notice The Tri-Force on the wall?

[Lazaros20ify]

worse from cs

[simiolonga]

@dstebbin: please, die in a fire

[kNIGHTWING01]

@dstebbin

That statement proves you aren't a real gamer. GoldenEye on the N64 is one of the best videogames of all time. Licensed or not. Since I bet your a COD or Halo obsessed FPS nut...without this game, you would not have those games you love so much. So show some respect boy. I deeply despise people that pretend to be what they aren't.

[dstebbin]

@kNIGHTWING01 Dude, I'm not a COD fan.

It's just physically impossible for a licensed game to be good.

[simplyxwilliam]

@dstebbin This licensed game is actually the greatest game of all time, this game made the FPS franchise like COD & Halo, without this game, we wouldn't even have FPS like this, idiot. How about you fucking play the game before you say something you dumb ass.

[dstebbin]

@simplyxwilliam I HAVE played the game, you dumb ass!

[simplyxwilliam]

@dstebbin Really then, the game is great, so don't say it sucks cuz i played it and it was awesome.

[dstebbin]

@simplyxwilliam No, it sucks. it's a licensed game, and licensed games suck.

[diner59]

@dstebbin

Good Lord, you're an idiot. Just because it's liscensed, it sucks? What logic is that?

[dstebbin]

@diner59 Let me put it this way:

If a person is pregnant, that's usually a good indication what gender that person is, right?

Do you think scientists just got together one day and pulled that rule out of their asses? No!

Licensed games suck. It's a simple fact of life.

[NEdelbach]

@dstebbin What are you talking about? Scientists don't have a rule like that. They have a much simpler way of determining gender (check below the waist). Also, if pregnant you might want to go to a doctor, not a scientist. And even if that rule did exist, its the worst analogy I ever heard because the situations are in no way similar. But a troll is a troll, and an incoherent one only makes himself look sillier the more he talks. Please keep talking.

[diner59]

@dstebbin

By your logic, all Nintendo games suck. Since all of them have something on the cartridge or game that says "Licensed by Nintendo".

[dstebbin]

@diner59 No, a licensed game is a game that is based off a license that got its name from a different entertainment medium, and then, was made into a game.

[Roweanos212]

@dstebbin dude, you are so fucking retarded i cannot even begin to comprehend the stupidity that lies inside that empty void you call a head, your just a:troll, fanboy, fag, loser, nobody, 12 year old, mentally challenged, idiot. my work is done

[Retrogamer712]

@dstebbin Also Super Star Wars trilogy on the snes, Indiana jones greatest advenchurs on the snes. Ducktails for the nes, Little Nemo: The Dream Master nes, Disney's Darkwing Duck nes, X-Men 2: Clone Wars, X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, X-Men: The Arcade Game, The simpsons arcade game.

[terrdoggs]

@simplyxwilliam I thought Doom made FPS games possible?

[simplyxwilliam]

@terrdoggs it did but goleneye modernized the FPS games we have today. And js COD is for noobs

[Happytreefriendsfan3]

@dstebbin i dont know if i should laugh,cry or rage. I think i will do all of this. LMFAO youre such a dumbass,why are you so retarded ;( ,OMFG GTFO YOUTUBE GO DIE

[NozAboy]

@dstebbin Play it. I hate FPS normally but this is an exception. See what you missed out on when you where born.

[Retrogamer712]

@dstebbin Oh i forgot one more game. Batman for the nes.

[moviemetalhead]

@dstebbin licensed game?! you let the fact that a game is licensed get in the way of liking it??!! dude pull your head outta your ass a & quit trolling for reactions ya douche... GoldenEye carried the FPS to this generations platforms, just face it...

[Happytreefriendsfan3]

@kNIGHTWING01 great comment kNIGHTWING01,im 101% with you

[Melinathetwilightfan]

@kNIGHTWING01 lets hope they should release this game on the wii u vc

[weirdalinstrongbadia]

@Melinathetwilightfan They can't.Rare was bought by Microsoft which means re-releases would only be on the 360

[MrFordDoesNotLikeU]

@weirdalinstrongbadia Not really, Rare is pretty much dead cause of microsoft, if they wanted o remake it whos gonna develpe it?

[jonezy1234]

@dstebbin did you seriously just say goldeneye sucks?! my god you're either a troller or a douche!

[MrDavidX96]

@dstebbin 3 months ago you made a mistake, you are now paying dearly for that mistake. i have no pitty for you, you are a "baka" a "bendajo" (pardon my spanglanese) basicly you're an idiot and a steriotyper, not ALL liscened games suck, just a lot of them

[Dyline9]

1:07 is that a triforce?

[MrInsanity25]

"The Missile Silo mission-" Me: "Hey that reminds of playing CoD4 on my DS :D" "-and the boat mission-" Me: "Hey that also reminds of. . . DANG IT Infinity Ward -.-"

[MrInsanity25]

I don't care if Microsoft bought Rare. 007, Perfect Dark, & Banjo Kazooie are all games that were released on a Nintendo console. Microsoft doesn't have a right to these games. I mean, come on.

[xDr4kxKILLERx]

@MrInsanity25 The contract is what makes it happen. If the sold all the rights no way. But if they are aload to have the rights before

[MrInsanity25]

@xDr4kxKILLERx I know. It's the legality of it all that pisses me off. It's pretty obvious who rightfully owns the game but thanks patents and crap that no longer matters.

[MrClown2121]

6:24 Top left LOL

[simplyxwilliam]

i really want this to be on virtual console. but because microsoft & nintendo are going through stuff. yea might as well. i want it on VC so bad

[TheBadBuffalo]

@simplyxwilliam I hate Microsoft... everything they do is a disaster

[avgnman72]

@simplyxwilliam or you could get a snes like a normal person...

[JosibiusZ]

in the N64, the memory of the games is kept in the game itself or in a memory card (or whatever) in the controller?

[bobthefable]

@JosibiusZ I believe there's a miniscule harddrive swimming inside the Nintendo 64

[jhenney21]

I can't tell you how many hours I spent using the all weapon cheat code and then throwing hella mines into one of the bathroom stalls and then blowing it to smitherings.

[MemubureinDibbu]

AGH STUPID BACK TO SCHOOL ADS ITS ONLY THE END OF JULY COME ON

[RetroPlaya786]

thumbs up if they should have added an n64 slot for the wii 2 play games that uve never played on n64

[RetroPlaya786]

should i get this game where i live i can get this for 2.99 unboxed but the thing is i dont have a n64 but should i get it for collection wise?

[XileSister]

the goldeneye on n64 is much better than the 1 on the wii, sure maybe the graphics are better on the wii but its much more complicated than the 64,and sometimes the games gives me the shakes from killing 2 much people

[crapbikers123]

@XileSister I own golden eye it is not complocated

[XileSister]

@crapbikers123 well it depends on what level u r on but somtime i giv no rat ass all i care is the killing

[XileSister]

the goldeneye on n64 is m,uch better than the 1 on the wii, sure maybe the graphics are better on the wii but its much more complicated than the 64,and sometimes the games gives me the shakes from killing 2 much people

[Boss11212]

how do u forget to mention jaws?? when i played this game when i was like 10 i shat my pants every time i play aztec

[mrpapafunky7879]

i liked shooting people in the face through the lil glass on the door on the level when u start off locked up! u set the alarm and armies of guys come right to that lil glass window allowing me to put multiple rounds in their drum sounding heads!

[doomfan12345]

call of duty before call of duty

[BenGab72]

I laughed so hard at 7:50 when you fired tons of bullets at Boris XD

The only thing I'd do in this game as a kid was shoot people in the toilets! (Fun fact)

Anyway, good review as usual (I know this one is slightly old now, but I felt like commenting anyway)

[whatever3210]

f'n women

[N3TZ3R0D0G]

i love big head mode

[OriginalYTName]

"So Jensen what's on your mind?"

FUCK OFF!

[SultanaKidStudios]

is that a sonnet 43/116 refrence?

[tthomaselli2]

2:45-2:50.; I said the exact same thing when I first played this game.: :)

[tthomaselli2]

7:14-7:20

(**I raise my hand.**.).

[tthomaselli2]

27 people need psychiatric help.

[ussoldiersm316]

I got Fuked so bad one time by the jungle level.right b4 me and Natalya got into the elevator, she decides to take her sweet ass time to get in and dies. Fml when I was 5

[YTPrule]

Review number 69... Damn it's alot.

[Necron8]

Nostalgia anyone?

[cdubmeyer]

the defense by Natalya to get on you about shooting Boris is not meant to take seriously....she didn't know what happened behind that door so it's suppose to be a kind of chuckle laughing feeling felt by the player,...she didnt actually mean it in the story sense of the game, but since you mentioned it means that you actuallly though it was...oh..i kind of dumb to put it there, but its not, like i said its just meant to humor you, and im guessing you will say, well yea i already knew that

[NewMat1]

so much better then black ops

[IRNatman]

@NewMat1 Hell yeah. :D

[Davil2596]

@NewMat1 ..........

[NewMat1]

@Davil2596 well it is

[STAYNDEBOKZRZ]

@NewMat1 Duh, that's as obvious as saying the sky is blue. Regenerating health and Ironsights are for pansies.

[dstebbin]

Here's my review for this so-called "game."

It's a licensed game.

Licensed games suck ass.

That's all you need to know.

[kaihedgie]

@dstebbin You sound like a bitter old nostalgia tard that somehow screwed up history.

Goldeneye 007 back in its day and especially now is a fantastic game for its solid gameplay, intelligent AI and silly moments and featured the 4 player support that the N64 touted at the time as other consoles simply had two. It also set the standards for most of today's FPS games and introduced us to such modes as Capture the Flag.

Perhaps before you go shooting your mouth off, actually play the thing

[dstebbin]

@kaihedgie It's a licensed game. It sucks ass.

[AutumnCrusader]

@dstebbin It was one of the most amazing games released at it's time and the precursor of every modern shooting game

It was FANTASTIC

[dstebbin]

@AutumnCrusader I MIGHT believe you, except for one absolutely irrefutable fact:

IT'S A LICENSED FUCKING GAME!

[AutumnCrusader]

@dstebbin Yeah, so?

Most licensed games are indeed shite, but there are some great ones

Like Ultimate Spiderman or Batman Arkham Asylum, Marvel vs Capcom 2

Not only that but this is the original version of the engine used in Timesplitters and it was made with just as much care, Timesplitters is of course AMAZING aswell

[dstebbin]

@AutumnCrusader "Yeah, so?"

Then you should already know the answer to the question you were asking.

"but there are some great ones"

Bullshit.

"Not only that but this is the original version of the engine used in Timesplitters"

Timesplitters was mediocre, too.

First person shooters in genera suck ass. I'm a platformer kinda guy.

[AutumnCrusader]

@dstebbin You're stereotyping here, you can't judge every single entity of a group by the face of the mass

It's like saying everyone in the US is arragant just cause the country itself wears that face

Yeah, most licenced games are made for a quick quid

BUT, when made with actual effort, such as Goldeneye, they can be as good as any other game

A good example is the Discworld games, they captured the humour of the original books perfectly aswell as having brilliant art and animation

[dstebbin]

@AutumnCrusader Maybe it would help if I clarified.

The REASON I hate licensed games is because, what's the point of tagging the license on it? If it can't sell on its own, it doesn't deserve to sell at all.  Adding a license onto it is merely a shameless attempt at a cash-in, no matter the programming.

It's like Harry Potter toothpaste (and yes, I saw that once on store shelves); it's probably just Colgate with a different label! THAT'S what I hate.

[AutumnCrusader]

@dstebbin Because it often allows the use of concepts they wound't otherwise be able to do

[dstebbin]

@AutumnCrusader Ok, so, what did Goldeneye do that could ONLY be done by making it a licensed game?

[AutumnCrusader]

@dstebbin I said often, not always

[dstebbin]

@AutumnCrusader Then, I rest my case. This game sucks ass.

[AutumnCrusader]

@dstebbin No it doesn't, it's an amazing game

You're just being a bigot

[Retrogamer712]

@dstebbin So is Sweet home and that's the great granddaddy of horror games, watch HVGN sweet home review .Even Resident Evil took a few tips from it. Not all licensed games are shit. Return of the king, Aladan The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape From Butcher Bay, 007 the worlds not enough, Goldeneye 64, Spiderman 2, Full metal alchemist. Just cause its based on a movie or tv show doesnt mean its always shit. If the put some effort into the game then it can be pretty good.

[kaihedgie]

@dstebbin Even Star Wars games like the Rogue Squadron series, Force Unleashed, Knights of the Old Republic, Battlefront, etc etc.

Either you're just a bitter dude just because or you're just a blatant troll cause it sounds to me like you've never even touched a game before

[dstebbin]

@kaihedgie At your prompting, I played Goldeneye on the Project 64 emulator, and I can safely say that I want my time back.

This game supposedly popularized sniper rifles in first person shooters... so why is it so fucking hard to line up a headshot!

As AVGN would say, "I don't have a problem with challenge, but when the challenge is based on how fucking crippled the controls are, then fuck it!"

[luigicasino]

@dstebbin obviously your using a keyboard, try buying a USB game controller.

[dstebbin]

@luigicasino "obviously your using a keyboard"

No, I'm using an Xbox 360 wired controller.

[dstebbin]

@kaihedgie Honestly, it's easier to just run and gun.

And, oh boy, running and gunning is easier in this game than it is in Rogue Warrior! I shit you not! I'm just plowing through the whole level, with no regard for my life bar (do I even have one?), and half the time, I don't even know where the enemies are until they shoot me, and yet, with JUST my pistol, I can kill them all easily, even in the computer room when they're ganging up on me!  WHY?!

[dstebbin]

@kaihedgie So, after having actually played the game, I can safely say that my opinion stands.

[ThePurelogic]

I like the Elizabeth Barrett Browning reference, nice touch.

[themetroidsuper]

please do a review about TWINE, for n64 or playstation, or both!

[Vincentrockz1]

I love this when you say stuff about the tank level XD

[Bcm80]

0:01



[purplehatcult]

I must say, having not been with a good internet connection for a while, that Youtube has lost its way, its more like watching FOX with all the adds and stuff.

[MrZepsa]

gay graphic

[SPYCHECK911]

1) Your best rating was your 69th review

2)Forgot how to dual wield 2 different weapons...

3) I have to buy a new N64 since my brother was trying to fix it then got it covered in dust...

[98Nintendoguy]

Best fps ever

[magoderockadan]

Video games are almost nonsense when theres no blood. :-(})

[pandalicious41]

@magoderockadan NO THERE NOT

[studioarts100]

MY GOD my MOST FAVORITE GAME EVER well second

first is castlevania the first 1

[elgordonet20]

The tank is for hearing the bad guys saying:AAAAAHHH''

[famous871]

lol at 1:42



[9cloudersprofile]

Theres a AI Patch that improves alot of things but also makes silenced guns to ai...silenced?

[masterchieftan827]

LOLOLOL REVIEW #69 LOLOLOL

[MartenWesterhof]

at 1:07 is that a triforce? would be epic xD

[Dev1ned]

actually there is 4 difficulties.. the 4th is 00 agent =)

[boss2650]

@Dev1ned wrong the 4th is 007 difficulty ;)

[Dev1ned]

@boss2650 i dont remember anymore. but i know  its a double agent :D

[Zylo587]

screw microsoft

[megaoddjob123]

i kinda like golden eye rouge agent

[actmad56]

i used to have orgasms playing and watching goldeneye

[NewMat1]

Just bought this today was it worth the 15$

[Fulmarmusic]

make love, not adverts

[Necrotwilly]

@Fulmarmusic just get adblock, jesus christ...

[Andrei204]

oddjob

[nintendoboy17]

Ever played the TimeSplitters game series, kWing? I bought the second game months ago (with MK: Deception and Star Fox: Assault) and I think it's awesome.

[SolenmSerpent]

"...or how about running people over in the TANK and hearing them-"

"-AAHHHGGGGGUUHHHHH!"

"-yeah, that."

I couldn't stop laughing at that.

[13elsauz]

damm im 16 berly seen this i remember kicking as in it when iwas 7 how i miss my 64

hadnt thought back sincei got my ps3

hands down this was the best game i ever played

[SuperSpetnaz]

RCP90 was the best weapon

[RKTGX95]

great game and great movie !

[simis234]

do you have a 007 nightfire game reveiw?thanks!

[ass0cream0man]

damn u ads

[Lejnus]

sound a bit like pat the nespunk!

[pacsonic381]

wasn't those bombs Bond uses from/or used in super smash bros 64

[ImPacman]

Ads on TV, Ads on the Radio, now Ads on Youtube!! FUCK!

[counterclockwise123]

@ImPacman They have to make money somehow.

[Brendawgggggggg]

@ImPacman what i know of theres ads on xbox live dashboard too.

[W1mp1am]

@ImPacman What ads? (I use ad block :P)

[samus179]

@ImPacman you do realize that ads is the way this guy makes money right?

[ImPacman]

@samus179 What about Sirius? It's commercial free, they have millions of subscribers, zero ads, and are making a lot of money. If a product is good, the people will come.

[MrNotusing]

wOOt! Goldeneye!

I still would be playing this game, but my mum told me that my N64 ran away to the butterfly farm with this awesome game...

Anyway, great review kWing! I'm going to subscribe!

[slaymaster999]

microsoft sucks! if only rare knew what was to come they would have stuck with nintendo.... oh ya have you reviewed donkey kong 64? i love that game haha

[acesofshadows]

please, for the love of all that is cheez, review the new goldeneye 007 soon!!! thx :)

[kNIGHTWING01]

@acesofshadows

I did Review the new GoldenEye several months ago. It should be in the video responses.

[acesofshadows]

@kNIGHTWING01 oh ok sry, i didnt know :P

[tkfan1000]

@kNIGHTWING01 Do a dragonquest review.

[andreww1129]

@kNIGHTWING01 review goldeneye wii if u have a wii

[studioarts100]

@andreww1129

he does dude

[TheMercWithThaMouth]

@kNIGHTWING01 Why did you say "69. No jokes please" Who does jokes aboute 69??? It's a number... Am I to young to know? I just don't get what's wrong with 69!

[d01hazel]

Nevermind, another tab I opened right when I opened this one was playing the Star Wars theme really loud and on autoplay. Sorry

[junk11111111]

9:00 dual mix of guns... one of my fave combo --> sniper with rocket launcher... sick combo... reload one gun while cycling through the weaps with the other to mix and match. Zoom with snipe on the 3rd guard tower from the first tower on dam lvl and use rocket launcher. \:D/

Nostalgia of seeing that rocket zipping off in sniper zoom mode makes me feel like a kid again.

[OMGZORS1]

put thecartridge halfway, and tilt it back,

GEDDAN!

[euvi85]

This game needs to be on XBL Arcade, Nintendo needs to realize their console sucks and just give it up.