Asian Anatomy - Chick Comedy

[metalnavi20]

not only is she funny but shes got a completely white name "Amy Anderson" XD MIND = BLOWN

[hotpants69]

I don't get it. Thumbs down to female comedians.

[CaptainZephyr]

This video does not impress me.

[channelforchannelers]

her accent for old southern white lady is on point! haha

[HalfWayPerfect]

i love when the highest rated comment ruins the punch-line.

[Juliz]

Thats the first funny woman I've seen on this Chick Comedy thing. The first 3 were awful.

[vict0r1ous]

haha its not true for her cuz she not raised in asia

[PT1231]

blam blam bamo LOL LOL LOL

[thgreatmizudi]

lololollllllllll her southern accent!!!!!!!!!!

[pobey]

lol. "Blam bam bamo" :D

[KunoichiKira]

lol, " so i punched the little girl in the face " xD

[Drewsterify]

" dat looks like a Chi-neeze pupp-eh! " =) hehee

[LuckyPeter888]

thanks for sharing

[BooDotBoo]

HAHAHAHA!

[knarisa]

this was really good! great timing. I love the material too!

[dievi]

aaaaight shes hawt i lmao like humor like that!!!

[lovefordante]

"I have a small penis I'll admit" o.0 didn't see that one coming

[phrexus]

She's got good timing. I hope her material's improved since then.

[3Twinkiezandadumplin]

OMG! Awesome, she's really funny. :D GO ASIAN PEOPLE!

[nuggert]

she sounds funny enough lol

[HammandClov]

WOW, failed math? I don't believe any of the Asian stereotypes but I did believe Asians were like the smartest. She's funny otherwise.

[nuggert]

yeah! asians do the best in school ... but not in money making though haha

[AussieChangster]

@HammandClov generally yeah. im asian and i barely passed general maths in high school :(

[kittymimi200]

HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHHAHHA

[ComedyCellarNYC]

Nice Work

[screenflicker1]

it is all vag, it is sideways but its all vag lol!

[chloe6991]

funny

[peggychen428]

"I don't have the bird fluuu"

[ichigolyn]

LOL, 'I do have a tiny penis.'

[aniixbaby]

HAHAHHA nice :D

[orangepanther13]

I do think she is funny though! Just an observation!

[orangepanther13]

so she is upset people stereotype Asians but then she goes ahead and stereotypes southerners..hrmm

[screenflicker1]

I disagree. She was imitating a southern accent. Similar to the situation when you go to china you're not going to find people speaking english.

[orangepanther13]

huh?

[singingxwhoaa]

BAM, BAM, BAAMO!

XDD

[splashdude9]

lol i am so sayin that xD look at the face when she says it xD

[putthisonmytab]

sorry but i'm not trying to be sexest but I really don't find femal comedians funny sorry i just don't. The penis part was funny though. So idk just my opinion.

[Uhhxhi]

Some aren't funny, very true. It's the same with male comedians though.

[PenguinPownage]

Huh. Sounds kind of sexist.

[xjodie2304x]

yhhh me neither, its beta wen guys try 2 b funni

[jeanniedangeli]

Very good!

[kira665]

tiny penis XD

[CaptainCourtney]

She was at my school on mondayyy! :D i love herrr

[wkids12]

really? y?

[CaptainCourtney]

Ohh it was for a fundraiser for a classmate of mine. (:

[yuhhustla]

she must know martial arts then, using to beat up on little kids.

[redxbullx0357]

hahahaha all vag?

[BiGLiLkId1995]

luv hu!

[TheInvisibleSandwich]

hehehe:D:D:D!She is cool!

[Phant0mads]

"I have a tiny penis"

[Uhhxhi]

I love that she doesn't laugh at her jokes. So many people do, bahhh. Haha.

Regardless, she's fucking funny. I love it, all very original. =D

[chrispollock]

she does look like a chinese puppy. asian girls are usually cute lil girls so it makes sense. and even when joking about it, violence against kids so they can "learn" is fucked up. world be alot better if people learned that you don't use violence to teach lessons

[vhamp]

Feeling the urge to punch someone in the face is natural. We all have it at least once in our lives (some of us once a day, you know who you are). These are jokes, JOKES.

[chrispollock]

it being natural doesn't mean its good or that you should do it. i want to rape her for telling her violent "joke". and no, i don't care that i'm contradictory

[vhamp]

You want to rape her on account of a joke? That's not contradictory, that's kind of sick.

[chrispollock]

i don't believe in morality, so call me sick all you want. to myself, i'm indifferent on the issue. yes, rape her based on the way her joke makes me feel. oh btw, anyone want to shoot me in the base of the skull? it would do me a big favor

[thefabulousxina]

LOL 1:02

[omgitskai715]

She's one of the few funny ones on ChickComdey. Women are funny! We just need to be represented by people like her!

[lizbethpeelee]

hahahaha! she's great!

[Singtheez]

it's all vag.. ahaha great

[Elodee123]

Maybe its because she was wearing that shirt, and the child thought the dog looked like the one on her shirt. and was like "it must be chinese since she's wearing it!"

[jakbnimble]

It's all vage...It is sideways but it's all vage.

[sottey]

I love Amy Anderson. She hates me, but I love her. In spite of her hate.

[Shrubbs]

She's so funny! LOL!

[kdotbunnii]

lmao thats a chinesee puppyyyyy

[sycomamie85]

"So, I punched her in the face.." LMAO that made me crack up

[analucuta]

i liked it till she started that awkward conv. about her private parts.

[scribe31]

I do have a tiny penis...lol

[NightAtTheOpera]

she was funny

[x1MissWorld1x]

LOL she's hilarious! :D

[TomLeykisClips]

bam bam bam-o . . . heh. . im stealing that...

and forgetting the rest =/

[dumbnetworks]

she should have a chinese name like chong or so...

[ErikJoeNoise02]

great, nice one, mate ...

i really liked it ....

[marce1108]

porfavor no lea esto

el 13 de octubre de 1991

un niño llamado nick se tiro de un puente devido a problemas familiares

si ya leiste esto deves copiar y pegar

en otros 5 videos mas o si no

nick vendra por toda tu familia

haslo o moriran porfavor

[YourRollinRocks]

she's hillarious

[Mariaflofgrace]

it is sideways lol

[juanpkorn609]

jajajajajja excelente!

[rennnie]

fantastic lol

[BillieDean]

blam blAM BLAMO! the kid's gotta learn somehow.

[kidmecha]

very well done

[MaiLouIsLegend]

hahahaha so effing true!

Amen woman!

[walkwalkslow]

it's all vag

[Iz69]

shes good i saw her live.

[tqvivaperu]

LOVE HER!!!

[ninjamitcherz]

you fuckin rock

[igotapochahontas]

ha ha ha!!!!!!! im favoriting right now! ha ha haaa!

[sidar87]

AAAAAh, she is good with the jokes xD.

Love the way she tells them.

[thefinalresult1]

she is funny, and she nailed southerners pointing out something right in front of them and say look at that, as if everyone else around could not see it. i was to have a similar joke but i never thought to end it by saying then i punched a little kid in the face

[captainshat37]

im an excellent driver

[HarlequinOHate]

if she stands still with her arms folded she'd look like an oriental guy...

[mightyjoe911]

funny...

[fuasshole666]

driver ha ha

[pinayjayjay]

BAM BAM BAMO LOL

[danthemango]

sexism shouldn't make me lol, then why did it?

[dedrawilliams]

fail

[mrteeha7]

ha ha. a tiny penis?

[Cannabinoidl]

watching comedy here..... who gives a fuck, pple who take offense and spew random shit piss me off, who cares what stereotype is, if it makes u laugh who cares, i dont rlly hate ne1, so does laughin at racist jokes make me racist, i beg to differ, differences make for good humour to put it bluntly, im irish theres lots of things u could say about that i dc, go right ahead, wiouldnt bother me in slightest, pple who get offfended are just weak minded, in my own personal opinion

[Cannabinoidl]

egamssadab and ishnatur cant u find anywhere else to argue, do us a favour and shut up

[Hopeful71]

"new englanders get offended but you people have a lot of english/roman blood which off the record geneticists could point to americas homosexual invasion. The south is mostly scottish, irish and german ancestry and for some reason homosexuals are very rare in those clans"

LMAO...omg, seriously? You are a walking, talking stereotype of why the rest of the world laughs at & fears the southern US. That you are here to 'correct that misconception' is more ironic then rain on your wedding day

[Hopeful71]

"We have the lowest crime"

Umm, I speak directly to your other claims (I imagine 2 minutes on google would be enlightening) but as to lowest crime; NOOOO, not MS by any means

In fact the southern states actually have highest crime despite being less densely populated. New England states like Vermont & NY have the lowest per capita crime rate

Whoever is blowing sunshine up ur arse about how great your state is, has been lying to you

(LOL "highest patriotism"...how was that measured?)

[myboo810]

so funny !

I love her , punched in the face

[febenh22]

SHE WAS LAING,THATS TRUE

[piggyluver2damax]

Bamo! lol

[Ishanatur]

First things first, don't make assumptions. I'm not gay. I just don't think its right to judge people. And as for feeling sorry for them... do you know how elitist that makes you sound? How do you know my opinion on religion/morals or straight people?

About not being able to argue any points, I can argue fine. We're not debating anything here: You made a comment then I asked for clarification then I paraphrased what you said. And asked where you got your facts from (I'd still like to know BTW)

[Ishanatur]

Two things, one you're not really helping your case. It's comments like this that give people from the south a bad reputation.

Two according to your facts (and I would LOVE to know where you got those from - because i personally think they are BS) people are gay because of their genes. So basically you're saying that it's OK to hate someone for something that they didn't choose to be and are genetically programmed to be.... sounds like racism to me.

[Ishanatur]

So basically your saying that southerners arent racist their homophobic??

[musicdefinesit]

I live in the south. People aren't so nice. Nor accepting. Acting like a lesbian should not stir one to give dirty looks wherever you are.

[angelawyz99]

ohhhhh man. that was hilarious. Might be because I'm asian though.

[videogal12]

hahahahaha

that was great

[weaslefeets]

liked this one. Asians styreo types are so misled lol small penis XD

[TabithaFabela]

this was just not funny to me..

[fuzzy97fuz]

LOFL THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST ONE EVER!!

[theaerain]

Shit, I woke up with a boner. But I couldn't find it. I thought I had lost it! But then I just remembered I was Asian.

[stylin60es]

lol. You got jokes. You should really try stand up, course that means you have to give up your knee job.

[theaerain]

but I really like stroking your mom's penis.

[baileyandjack]

since when did the talentless dane cook turn into an asian woman? fuck, she sucky long time.

[veronicaandb]

LOL!!!! "so i punched her!! blam!! blam!! bamoooo!!!!!! shes gotta lean somehow!!" .... the end is kinda ... awkward.. tho

[asphixiangel]

LOL!

[kandieandiegrl]

LOL! I love her!! I've never heard the driving stereotype. Or the penis one.

[emilyyylikewhoa]

hahaha, this is sooo funny

[bulseye111]

stupid ass asians...cant drive worth shit

[John2137]

lmao

[justme252009]

haha kid's gotta learn somehow lol

[Beautyinajar]

lol

[AngelicAcid453]

lol bamo

[Soobydoobydoo]

omg! i get all those sterotypes for being an asian hahhaa.

[elseneza]

blam blam, blamo! LoL

[LueLime]

lol! it gets funnier by the second. love it.

[SarahxJane]

"... so I punched her in the face!"

Hahahaha.

And the tiny penis.

[alskkumar]

blam Blam BAMMO!

[LackingCommonSense]

hahah that bit was hilarious

[trustjah]

Bam Bam Bammo

[greenpalaka]

all ignorant people!!!!.. she is born female!!.. just a comedian!

[Chitenza]

lol that funny the first joke...had those dialects down pat.. she shulda kept on with that stereotypes and said she kung-fu'd her in the face.

[projectinsane]

stereotypes are just funny etherits true or not just get a sence of humor people but she was a funny bitch haha

[jenn16z]

lol cool!

[TSquared2001]

Uh that's funny.

[VersionBest]

That's why stereotypes are "invented" or for a lack of a better word, made up by stupid people. People who are uneducated, or if they are, they're usually underachiever in schools and lazy as heck; these are the kind of people who make up stupid shit about other people or races they know absolutely nothing about. In the end it all comes down to stupidity and ignorance.

[NoDogmaTraveler]

Sure, I do realize it is ignorance. Who will teach them the correct way to think though? Maybe we need better dialogues amongst the diff. races.

[brownosity]

hhahahah "it's alll vag"

[koobsmooth]

"kids gotta learn somehow!" ha,ha,ha.

[BestYoullEverHave]

Lmfao

[SXyV420]

reaLLy gUd!!=D

[vinncent86]

lol

[emmamartini]

ha ha its aaallll vaj

[shylildude]

if you think about it, a vagina is a flat penis meaning it's just a vertical hole

[shylildude]

gay as in happy but not as in queer

[themo2v8r]

Great stuff. I'll request you on Comedy A.D.D.on Sirius.

[MrMayhemskyline]

LOL good channel

[LizaRadley]

Amy is awesome. I lov her!

[Chavagnatze]

she's hot too.

[argentak]

I totally agree with public humiliation/rage against off the cuff ethnic comments that are just way too stupid to be "observational". Maybe not exactly beating children to death, but causing a big scene and threatening children is definitely a plus! Some day a kid might piss off the wrong person if they still think that kind of attitude is acceptable, and they may not be lucky enough survive that situation.

[amysfunny]

Ummmm... well, this is a JOKE. I never punched a kid in the face. Actually, I never even said anything to the kid - I was really too shocked to say anything, but it is a true a story. The humor in the punchline is about reacting to ignorance w/violence. RIDICULOUS.

[screenflicker1]

i dont think u need to defend urself

[kenne210]

lol...that looks like a Chinese puppy!

[negooog]

People in China can't make observations?

[amysfunny]

I don't get this comment at all. Huh?

[negooog]

The kid in the story was walloped for making an observation, I didn't understand what the kid did wrong. I'm not American so some political correctness goes over my head.

[SiriuslyMagnetic]

"I punched her in the face"

wow

[amysfunny]

I think maybe a little language barrier is the problem here... the kid in the story is a white kid in Texas which is a Southern state in the USA. Here in the US, Southerners are stereotyped as being racist against people who aren't white. The grandma said the puppy was "weird" looking and the kid said it looked like a Chinese puppy. She was making a racist comment about Asian people. Does this make any sense to you now? BTW, I'm doing some shows in HK and maybe China in Jan 09 - you should come.

[socal1982]

Hi.

[screenflicker1]

amy i havent seen a funnierfemale comedian than u. ur timing delivery everything is perfect and appear very spontaneos. i predict bright future. good luck

[andy9840]

I LOVEEE amy!

[briannabrassknuckles]

rofl.

[cybersphere]

me luv you long time. sucky sucky

[southparkgirl101]

ha ha ha :)

[kcsunshine64]

she's good!