Twilight Sparkle - No! No shrieking. No screaming or squealing either. Okay?

[TheEternalOtaku]

I'm going to Love and Tolerate the Shit out of you

[Toxicboy24598]

Its not rape if you want it :D

[nihilumphobic]

You gonna get loved tenderly

[3CallMeTheCaptain]

G1: Let's go on an adventure with these kids!

G2: Let's go on an adventure without these kids!

G3: Let's go shopping and put on makeup!

G4: YOU'RE GONNA BE FUCKING RAPED

[telemarker93]

The rape train has no brakes

[thenight106]

It doesn't help when you realize they are in an alley...

[KardMask]

@thenight106 Lol.

[miniman649]

Bad girl! Do I have to put you in a leash again?

[thewolfPrince]

Shhhhhhh...No tears only dreams now.

[AnonJl1]

If you know what I mean...

[ClassicToonFan64]

No items! Fox only! Final Destination!

[bkmcda]

>rape

[DusBeforeDawn2008]

Twilight Sparkle puts on her robe and wizard hat

[rasengdori13]

Then Pinkie's cheeks exploded.

[dittusendattus]

let's put this comletely out of context to make it sound really, really wrong. Thanks, kyrospawn xD

[FlamingPineapples1]

Even in Equestria, THE RAPE TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES!

[DusBeforeDawn2008]

I like where this is going

[Fallenshadowv3]

Why so assertive Twilight?

[warlerker]

My dates in a nutshell. :TrollFace.jpg:

[IPLAYMOVIES4FREE]

How I Met Your Mother

[Alanthos17]

@IPLAYMOVIES4FREE FINALLY. XD

[matrixphijr]

Related videos: Twilight Sparkle - "I ate too much Pie."

... Well, just because it's not there doesn't mean it's not related.

[Exccentrous1]

"But that's what makes it fun!"

[LtRenji6]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT WIZARD DOING TO SCOOTALOO?

[Lndmk227]

*Looks at the title--grows interested*

*Watches the video--READIES COMMENT!*

*Looks at comments*

... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[XxSilverSaturnxX]

Screaming will get you no-

*RIP*

[garzilla3dx]

Yaplap: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[97spartan]

Let's not turn this rape into a murder.

[dude2dawg]

Twilight beats her chicken like she beats Spike.

[TheFroginater]

Rape train don't stop for the Pinkie.

[martinsloss]

my dates in a nutshell

[Rosewaver]

*insert not-so-random comment about rape*

[elsandro8000]

I luv how Pinkie does a I'M GONNA GET RAPE face at the end

[FPSSJGoku]

"And if you tell anypony about this, I'll kill you. *Glare*"

[pwner101isawsome]

Rape

[GiromCalica]

Related videos:

Pinkie Pie - Make it stop!

"what the fish"

[Vendetta162X]

By Pinkie's eye tremble, you know she's getting raped.

[theyeti101101]

"Bitch, don't turn this rape into a murder...."

[midgerm]

and no struggling >:)

[PokoRocks1234]

Pinkie's face at the end. <3

[adasdadinator]

no, no... no annoying sounds!

[Admiralain]

Sounds like someone wants to get raped again...

[picsmics4]

RAPE

[TheFlammableGas]

*Looks at Pinkie's eyes*

*seizures*

[superjerk281]

(please forgive me for this) Giggity giggity goo!

[Pindooli]

Translation:

YO BITCH NO TAWKING.

[ZeroFuri]

KYRO DOES THIS ON PURPOSE

DONT YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[JakeCWolf]

@ZeroFuri Yes, we just don't care... :D

[TheShambler34]

Pinkie Pie's face at the end just want to make me- *dies*

[VisageZero]

Then the rest of the episode happened.

[enkopingsbo]

*unzips pants*

[TheAle89515]

You cut off the next line! Then she said:

"Now this is going to hurt you a lot more than it's going to hurt me."

[MetallicKid007]

How come when Twilight says this it's hilarious, but when I do it I end up with a restraining order?

[Rapidpaws]

Then pony happened.

[telemarker93]

Don't ask, don't tell

[Vendetta162X]

Pinkie Pie needs an adult...

[3Masken]

@Vendetta162X Twilight is an adult.

[killer26x]

I think Sexual Comments is a pretty cool guy, eh spams pony videos and doesnt afraid of anything.

[SlimGamer05]

Then everything sexual Happened...

[malcolmmorin]

Okay, Guys. If you listen to this long enough, Doesn't Twilight's voice sound like Timmy Turner, Ben Tennyson, And Princess Clara? Obviously, I know Tara Strong voiced them. :P

[TheEternalOtaku]

Ok, you were talking about young Ben Tennyson, not Teenage Cecil Harvey Ben Tennyson

[TherealRNO]

@malcolmmorin: She also voices optimistic Bubbles of the PPG, oddball Dil Pickles of Rugrats & All Grown Up, and the cartoon Teen Titans' sarcastically witty she-demon empath, Raven.

[ChiChoo29]

She squishes Pinkie's head twice. It's horrifying.

[OmniSonic]

@ChiChoo29 It's okay, that's just the marshmallow left on the costume from when Rarity made it.

[50033836]

My reaction to High School of the Dead after watching episode 1.

[PinkyMagenta]

Woah, she is organised. Making preperations for the raep beforehand.

[Mrblob100]

Dont look any farther down

[Theraclese]

like i said, princess Molestia's faithful student

[Zapinc9]

Hello boner

[grasimpson]

Remember that really old youtube video with that woman reaching for that guys pnats, and then this other guy came on and said "Shame on you! Now you're gonna watch my little pony!" It's a lot funnier now, given all the guys that watch the new MLP

[w3irdo13]

And now for something completely different;

"No! No trolling. No spamming or hating either, OK?"

[l4dzombieslayer]

pinkie pie:and thats how u were born

scootaloo:WHAT!?!?

[japanucraycray]

@l4dzombieslayer ROFL!

[MrOmgitscheese]

99.8% Sex Jokes

0.1% "Nothing sexual happened"

0.1% MAH COMMENT

[the0007lord]

Twilight is best at BDSM.

[KirbyKillerKid]

And then nothing sexual happened.

Except for the sex that they had immediately afterward.

That was pretty sexual.

[codafett]

@KirbyKillerKid I love you.

[michwng]

@KirbyKillerKid I want to have sex with you.

[OneAndAMerf]

@KirbyKillerKid Related video: Pinkie Pie - Well, duh

[VarietyGuy74]

>Implying that yelling is out of the question.

[eefree89]

And deep within the bowels of the internet I hear, the number of Twilight x Pinkie Pie ships grew three times that year.

[blargggggggg4567]

Twilight: no screaming and squeaking ok?!?!?

Pinkie: no, I'm a chicken. Bakahh!!

[souleaterlover11]

Pinkie: *puppy eyes*

Twilight: "……….Okay, fine. You can shriek. But don't even think about screaming or squealing."

Pinkie: :D

[meeproar]

You will not enjoy this, I am not your queen..

[bleachknight90]

*grabs torch*

BACK YOU PERVERTED COMMENTS!

BACK I SAY!

[HorribleDrawings]

Thats what most guys say before they rape people

[Bhalspawn]

No vibes

no bevis

no bevis

no vibes!

[GamerSwag]

Makes me think Twilight deserves her own crazy pervy scientist dungeon fic.....idea anypony?

[Vendetta162X]

/watch?v=MpUYCP0njHU&feature=r­elated

[Vendetta162X]

*Squee!*

[Rawaxe279]

*grabs a torch*

BACK SEXUAL COMMENTS, BACK I SAY!

[Zyborggian]

BUT TWIIIIIILIIIIGHT D: Dorian needs to scream! Thats the kind of vocal style he uses for our metal band! >_>

[VisageZero]

:pokerface:

[ThatTacoTube]

I miss the comment that said:

AND THEN EVERYTHING SEXUAL HAPPENED.

(or was that on another video?)

[liamnaruto]

@ThatTacoTube i think that was a rainbow dash an aj

[MechanizeDragon]

BUT I DROPPED THE DIAMOND IN LAVA!

[takkun34]

@MechanizeDragon i hate it when that happens

[KarMaaV2]

And Then Raped Happened...

[mttloebach]

Whohoho Pinkie Pie. Eat all that Twilight and you'll get a wicked bad tummyache!

[demonman905]

@mttloebach No way! I just said the same thing you crazy cunt HEHEHEHEHEHE!

[mttloebach]

@demonman905 MOAR TWILIGHTS. O_O

[malcolmmorin]

@mttloebach HA, NO WAY, I JUST SAID THE SAME THING, YA CRAZY CUNT.

EHUHUHUHUHUHUH

[mttloebach]

@malcolmmorin GO PINKIE PIE GO!

[SuperScotty97Returns]

@mttloebach HEY LOOK, SUGARCUBES, I'M A WALRUS

[mttloebach]

@SuperScotty97Returns ARARAR

[justhammond3]

@mttloebach no way i just said the same thing u crazy cunt hahahaha

[superharith]

@mttloebach so I guess you get a lot of replies saying "no way I just said the same thing you crazy cunt hahahahaha"

[mttloebach]

@superharith Eyup.

[superharith]

@mttloebach how's that working out for you?

[SourceStrike]

@mttloebach No way! I just said the same thing you crazy cunt!

[mttloebach]

@SourceStrike I get that a lot.

[SourceStrike]

@mttloebach I can see

[LetsPlayGamesGuy]

@SourceStrike huhuhuh!

[FatalError0000]

Pause at the very last second of the video.

Pinkies Faces = Adorable!

[Rexaura888]

Twilight, your Batgirl is showing again.

[HaloCockatiel]

I find it funny in the related videos is one of pinkie saying make it stop. But that's just me

[K9RacingAndStuff]

I'm gooing to make you watch FOX NEWS with Bill O'Reiley and you're going to like it!

[somethingguy912]

Twilight: Ever see a chicken with it's head cut off?

[Ngineration]

Fluttershy: AVALA...

Twilight: *hoofs fluttershy in the mouth* WHAT DID I JUST SAY?

[B2Delta117]

pinkie pie: O..okay make it fast

[ThingThingOwner]

Pinkie Pie looks terrified...

Im sure now, ''Cupcakes Fanfic'' never happend...

[youknowwho543]

kinky ms. sparkle very kinky...

[TheEvilTater]

Bad! Bad scootaloo!

[SparksterG40]

no squealing, you say?

/watch?v=ALufiFp2Zvk

*world explodes*

[MJEandPhyxesVids]

Fine.

...AAAAAH

TS: FUCK YOU

[MrBassRabbit]

PREPARE YOUR ANUS.

[Peaserist]

@MrBassRabbit RECTAL DEVASTATION.

[KCspur92]

Cupcakes 2: Twilight's Revenge

[bcbbysausage]

What happens next is the most adorable rape in Human and pony existence.

[superstrok99]

What kind of role-play are they doing!?!?

[ZyxthePest]

...oh come on.

[Divinelighte]

o shit who dropped the soap?

[killer26x]

Congradulations Twilight your the new Ezio.

[Crazy56U]

(quietly pulls out cell phone) Hey, Twi, quick question: do the police exist in Equestria?

[krd26]

Think unsexy thoughts...think unsexy thoughts...

[alternateGRAMMAR]

What about squawking?

[Timberhawk]

No U Turn

No Pets Allowed

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service

No Parking After 5PM

No Horseplay

[fxnavarro]

3 Rules of Rape

[tjl1297]

BACK, YOU DAMN COMMENTERS

BACK OR I SHALL SEND U TO THE BOWELS OF HELL

[Danfango700]

>rape

[gtasa2004]

@Danfango700 Plus she has a beard...

[JoyceJennings]

BACK FOUL COMMENTERS!

LEST YOU TAKE AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!

[EpicNaziZombieOwnage]

Back Perverted Comments I Has A Chainsaws

Ramrananemnemnemnem

ramnenenemnenmemeneneenemeneme­emnemen vroom....vroom

Uh-Oh

[Gurgleschlortz]

It's called context. Shove it up your asses, perverts, that way you can get some sort of sick satisfaction.

[goldthunder9]

The tables have been turned Pinkie...

No more muffins for anypony...

[bcbbysausage]

THEN RAPE HAPPENED.......

deal with it.

[IVIrIVIajic11]

@bcbbysausage D:

wait...

:D

[Akirathedon92]

Tonight... you....

[backyardchicken500]

I've decided to let you grow your roses.

Pinkie Pie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYY!!!

[XmusicXchikkX]

Can't there be a top comment on this video that ISN'T based on rape? =_=

[ZaBlueCup]

@XmusicXchikkX

I know that feel.

[psychicllamakiller]

Pinkie: I NEED AN ADULT!! D=

[mjangelvortex]

@psychicllamakiller I AM an adult!

...Take that.

[psychicllamakiller]

@mjangelvortex "He said you could help me by...touching me"

"DO I LOOK CATHOLIC TO YOU?"

[TheBroniesUnited]

And then nothing sexual happened that night

[fishboyorman]

NO SHREIKING NO SCREAMING AND NO SQUELING CAUSE SANTA CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOOOOOOOOOWN

[skitzol4dhuntersYAY]

:3 heheheheheheehheheheheheheeheh­eheheh......heh

[Hbomb117]

You know, for kids!

[trekker123eski]

It looks like she was going to show her a clopfic, sweet apple massacure, or- or CUPCAKES!

[HeartlesJosh]

Pinkie's googly eyes at the end. I just *hnng*

[Punks1Not2Dead3You4R]

@1indeed1 my libido overpowers your torch.

[Gunjack65]

AND THE A WHOLE LOT OF SEXUAL STUFF HAPPENED.

Look at me straying from the pack like a boss.

[iPlayGames234]

My reflections to seeing screaming girls -.-'

[WorldWalker128]

Another sacrifice to the great Molestia!

[HydraWolf1]

Her eyes...The eyes of Innocents *Can't spell half the time*, Is this on goin Crisis, we must stay the course, if we wish to somethin somethin...wait, wtf am I talking about. Give me thumbs up for no reason. *Test*

[BattleButlerJeeves]

NO SHRIEKING

NO SCREAMING

NO SQUELING

FOX ONLY

FINAL DESTINATION

[sonicbje]

@BattleButlerJeeves I love that some people still play Brawl, it's a wonderful game. But every time I bring it up at school, people automatically dismisses it just because it's on Wii. :(

[World1Level2]

@BattleButlerJeeves 3 STOCK

WHERE ARE YOU AT

[Bomberthegreat]

@BattleButlerJeeves

No items!

[sonicben99]

Rape.

[Pindooli]

@sonicben99,

Hooves.