MST3K - Colossus Vs the Headhunters (part three)

[MisuzuK4M10]

Seems like announcing she's their queen is a really really bad idea. The minute they let that information slip they kind of lost the negotiation advantage...just sayin'.

[eastwing329]

then what happened?

[Tareltonlives]

@eastwing329 Then what happened?

[mototim600]

"Welcome to Chuggin' Burger, can I take your order?" 1:45

Probably the funniest thing I've heard from MST3K, besides "Snapp into a Slim Jim part" in Boggy Creek II.

[fuckingkiddinme]

Explain-o-vision ha!

[kapsi]

Those hips...

[AmericanApologist]

OMG! I love TV's Frank. LOL!

[Ickiesgal]

Wait... Deep 13 is subterranean.... Where did the window and skyscape come from... oh right... Matte painting. LOL

[cale42]

40 bucks to watch a decapitation?! That crap used to be free! These guys really are horrible!

[ChaoticYak]

I'm gonna be your love interest whether you like it or not!

[halfmanhalfmetal]

Frank's face alone is funnier than most comedians. You could just put him on TV and have him say anything really and it would work.

[cale42]

@halfmanhalfmetal

That's why he's TV's Frank.

[Kinemacolour]

"Why'd you shoot me?"

"Hey, look, my island blew up."

[Shaunasia]

that song had me laughing so hard i almost... well, let's just say i barely made it to the loo!! : )

[changyimei]

Welcome to Trojan Burger, can I take your order?

[Karikaze]

Queen: Perhaps you are unaware of the misfortune that has befallen our people.

Crow: My hat!

[pytko3]

"Actually, we're not hiring slaves right now."

[nhuether]

"Welcome to Trojan Burger, can I take your order?" ROFL

[watda74]

-Mike? Mike? Mike?...MIKE?!!

Nelson is extra creepy when he goes off into one of his bizarre little worlds. lol

[fatjuicy]

I liked Crow's reaction after Servo said, "She's dressed like an Easter egg."

[daflotsam]

Frank's song rocked!

[civandalic]

Wow, Frank is REALLY bad at singing.

[pretorious700]

@civandalic It's called "performance art".

That's what they call singing when you can't actually, well......sing.

[tehredmage]

@civandalic Terrible singer is terrible.

[Gjeorje]

- She`s the queen of the areas? I mean, she`s O.K., but.....

[halfmanhalfmetal]

@Gjeorje Congradulations, yours is the nerdiest comment for this video.

[Gjeorje]

@halfmanhalfmetal - Why that`s -

a.) Downright kind of you stranger, or

2.) Them`s fightin` words pilgrim.

[halfmanhalfmetal]

@Gjeorje Well then...

a.) My pleasure. or

2.) Come at me bro!

[Gjeorje]

@halfmanhalfmetal - Well, if that`s the way you want it...You asked for this... YOU SPELLED "CONGRATULATIONS" WITH A "D"!!! (looks smug)...Had enough, nazi, or do you want some more? (Is this a flame war? This is fun.)

[Feckinpaddy29]

welcome to Trojan Burger can I take your order?

[IntroSpetful]

poor Dr. F has fallen under the spell of the NMCCB!! Composed a song and everything.....

[Windclaw]

Frank.

Never. Sing. Again. ...EVER!

[vlcupper]

@Windclaw lol...damn I miss this show so much.

[lednails]

He'll meet up with Iggy Pop, who's gonna get stoned and run around (Funtime)

[EmperorChupacabra]

@7:11 You ever seen twin peaks?

Yeah, I should've taped them.

[cottonwhiskersuk]

6:23 to 6:29 Amy Winehouse?

[globbo100]

"Sir, some of us don't feel so fresh."

[Theburn77]

stupid branch!!

[ChaoticYak]

I wonder how long it took them to come up with the name "Nummy Muffin Coocoo Butter". ...and I wonder how they were able to say it without either grimacing or laughing. :)

[ArielannaDragonBlood]

Frank is the best... at least one of them ^_^

[Gomess]

"Go back to the head part."

[Tareltonlives]

"Hey look, I'm outstanding in my field!" "Shut up"

[ArielannaDragonBlood]

I have to say.... Frank is one stud muffin ^_^

[BeeDub57]

"Now please, would you tell me just what I am expected to do to solve your tribe's problems?"

"Wocka-chicka-wocka-chicka-woc­ka-chicka..."

[EternalGuardian07]

"Where is the queen?

I must know!"

"In the woods, I think.

I saw her with a bow."

I wonder if those lines were intentional rhymes. The way it was said convinces that it was. lol

[everlastingscribe]

"Hey has anyone seen our pants?"

Yes, someone please. . .give them pants.

[CaptMARNEY]

Hey they should relax they're TWO TENTS! XD

[xanaminx]

@CaptMARNEY I lol'd. ^_^

[familyphotoshoot]

Wow, Frank is a terrible singer.

[didgeboy287]

That's what makes it great. This song is a classic piece of MST.

[Gjeorje]

"It was a horrible massacre" -as opposed to all those nice, fluffy massacres? "Then what happened" ( -I can`t stop saying that now)

[MrPhambo101]

Hey, just wait one minute there...when chest-dude got hit with the arrow, did he not got hit right at the heart? Later on, the "wound" shows he's bleeding on the chest!!!...

[mowque]

Sorry, We aren't hiring slaves right now

[KaristaSwiss]

hey Im out standing in my field 1:00

[JackKlompus13]

God, it sounds terrible when Frank says "Nummy Muffin Coocol Butter"

[rememberization]

i think he sounds adorable...

[fordieform]

lolol

9:04

bwakicha kwakicha

im so ashamed that this made sense to me

-hero

[Gjeorje]

.....then what happened?

[crackerjacky]

nummy muffin cocoa butter 4 eva

[saiyanprince09]

My subsequent behavior would startle even Frued!

[saiyanprince09]

Right, now everybody frolick!

[turb05]

"Ugh, what's this...Colossus sucks...? WAIT!"

[Carnifex90]

2:55: "Hey, have you guys seen our pants?"

[buffypython]

Is this dubbed or is the sound just messed up? frank's song sounds musically nice, lyrically... not so much.

[turb05]

I think the movie was originally done in Italian and then dubbed over in English. That's how it was with all of the Hercules movies. So that's my guess.

[wwmadi]

You're exactly right. It part of the 'maciste' series of peplum films

[GunshyPigeon]

wow!!!! Franks song was awesome!!!!!!

[organs]

I think this is my favorite season of the show. Mike with the bots, being tormented by Dr. Forrester and TV's Frank.

[ronwelker8]

threatening the queen with a knife does not a great first impression make -- will they get it on later in the film?

[Elhaym6]

Welcome to Trojanburger can I take your order?

[ShyriaDracnoir]

You got waffles?

[spiffxthexcajun]

Where is this movie from anyway?

[SeagalismyHero]

9:08 porno music LOL

[DrGregoryHouseIT]

Nummy Muffin Cocoa Butter!

She's dressed like an Easter Egg.

[1Sargon0]

What's the "Two Tents" gag that made Tom cackle?

[EternalGuardian07]

It's a play on the fact that it sounds like "Too tense."

[jekblom123]

she's dressed like an easter egg!

[s1lverfalcon]

Ouch...Frank singing... I'd tell him not to give up his day job, but he's terrible at that too. :P

[livinintwilightzone]

No kidding. But when you're overcome with emotion your voice does tend to crack, ouch!

[Mandi7882]

LOL!!! Are they really saying 'my cheese steak'??? Sure sounds like it!

[Kinemacolour]

Nummy Muffins Coo-Coo Butter.

I just wanted to write that out.

[bittersalty81]

I think it's actually "nummy muffin coocool butter"

[Kinemacolour]

True. I found that out later.

Furthermore, "I want my Nummy!"

[infessted]

"Stupid Branch"

Queen also looks like she could use a sweater or a blanket while in that tent.

Plus talk about sparse riffs in that scene. I heard them giggle a couple times but Mike and the bots diddn't say much.

[fmdfs667]

Alright, where'd they get a window in underground Deep 13? Okay, it's just a show, I'm just relaxing now.

[DarkeningNite]

"It's just a show, I should really just relax"

Ironic line if you think about it.

[EternalGuardian07]

Why did Machiste grip the girl up like that even after she lowered her weapon?

[singitjohnny]

What language was this dubbed over? Some of the words seem like they match English, but some don't... it's weird.

[Tareltonlives]

Italian, I believe. This film was originally called "Maciste contro i cacciatori di teste"

[arborwin]

Your life is precious.

Oh, it is?

[circle72099]

Who won the world series in A.D. 10?

[TheSabessa]

*The people arrive at a field*

"Alright slaves....FROLLOCK!!!"

It just amazes me how these guys can turn something like walking through a field into comedic gold XD

[Herr12]

Every time I see this movie, the lyrics of the Ode To Pants came to my mind.

[Tareltonlives]

SING THE PRAISES OF PANTS!

[jv1979ns]

scrappy old pal, nummymuffincoocoolbutter, I love you!

[couchfort]

Queen looks a little cold at 7:00

[cahummel1]

There really should be an MST3K musical along the lines of Spam-A-Lot. I see there is at least one play based on the show. There is more than enough great music, most of it by Mike Nelson.

[Tareltonlives]

"Sir, is forcing the slaves to have a picnic a really good idea?"

The queen here is really hot.

[Ivyandstone]

"Summer's Eve."

"The Bataan 'Oh my dogs are aching' March."

That queen looks a little like Demi Moore, with that hat (or whatever it is) on, anyway.

[garthennis]

Let's see, do I sleep tonight, or not, or...?

[NUTCASE71733]

Parts of this movie looks like it was filmed on location in my home town.

[christimacc]

*sigh* The men in this movie have fantastic legs!

[SethTurtle]

Frank's song hurts my soul.

[Tareltonlives]

It made me cry

[durane42]

It hurts my ears.

[Blibertyblob123]

and we had peace...

Mike: and carrots. XD HAHAHAHAHA

[Damaris1034]

Frank's Muffin song is so hilarious.

[8888ADRIAN8888]

"Tee he he he he he he hee"

Hahahaahhaaaaa!

[Cthuluflakes]

thank you frank: i now feel great about how well i sing

[melodyssong4916]

Let's see, now do I sleep tonight, or not...

Hey, they should relax - they're *two tents*!

Have you guys seen our pants?

[icelancer70]

"She's dressed like an Easter egg."

[RedBullKatie]

"stupid branch!"

"welcome to Trojan Burger, can I take your order?"

"hey have you guys seen our pants?"

[MoJoelRizing]

"Wow-he's mister perma-grimace!"

"I repaired your nipple."

"And then what happened?"(4X)

"Go back to the head part."

[xdxdhapa]

what is it with tom servo and bass riffs

[MoJoelRizing]

That's the porn-tastic "wok-a-chikka wok-a-chikka" music they use when the action/dialogue suggests something naughty...

[corechil]

I repaired your nipple.

[wolfcasull]

"Here's where we farm our pointsettias"

"Alright, now everyone frolic!"

"I'm gonna be your love interest whether you like it or not."

"Yeah, but why did you shoot me?"