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Great theme,Pretty close to Real American, which was originally written for Barry Windham and Mike Rotunda,who were the US Express in the WWF at that time.
This wasn't a bad theme. I mean, it wasn't amazing, but there are a thousand lesser wrestling themes than this (most of WCW's, pretty much all of TNA's, etc.). It only seemed crappy because it couldn't touch Real American from WWF :P
@MrUnclepeanuts it's probably their way of flipping off the uploader as if saying "you may not like it, but others do so fuck off" but thats just my guess.
It's Funny how Hogan's theme songs were "Real American" in WWF and "American Made" in WCW. However he has always worn the colors of the Soviet Flag. Until Hogan went Heel and Joined nWo.
I absolutely fucking love this song. I play it everytime i get sick of hearing Real American, and whenever my American friend Pat is around. Makes him feel at home yano!
HOLY TOAST!! IT'S THE SINGER OF THE AMERICAN MALES THEME!!! Wow. Hard to believe they kept the guy around if they kept making him sing stuff like this.
Yeah, this tries too hard to be "Real American". Kind of runs out of stuff to say, like where it goes "American-Merican ma-hade". It's like he's stuttering or something. I can see why people might like this, but it ain't working for me.
American made, and eating spaghetti.
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anthraxfan88 3 weeks ago
"American Made" is a good song. But I prefer "Real American".
sgauden02 1 month ago
Pastamania: It's runnin' wild, Brother.
BVanWyck 1 month ago
American Maid? Like from The Tick?
evrbody 1 month ago
4 people got insulin resistance from eating too many spaghetti dinners at Hulk Hogan's Pastamania Brother®
MantonioBanderas 2 months ago
WCW Hulk Hogan would kick the crap out of John Cena
TheCansisKid 2 months ago
@TheCansisKid A match between Cena and Hogan would be so boring, they know six moves between them...
takushi98 1 month ago
This song drinks dick milk.
ShowStoppa718 2 months ago
What's Terry Bollea doing in the Impact Zone?!!!!
Nethrezar 3 months ago
This is similar to his WWE "I am a real American" theme.
NYRyder1983 3 months ago
@NYRyder1983 It's not similar in any way.
seikogoldwatch2009 2 months ago
@seikogoldwatch2009 Yeah it is man, listen to it closely.
NYRyder1983 2 months ago
No Bloody Way this theme can be worse it awesome!
jason10733 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos
I dont know what I want more, a WCW Hulkster shirt or a Pastamania t shirt BROTHER!
Rollermacka 3 months ago
This is gonna be the theme I come out to at every debate when Im on the campaign trail in a couple years.
charismatic9904 3 months ago
I remember liking this song when I was like 9. It sucks ass in retrospect.
JamesDeBall 4 months ago
I used to hate this song as a kid but now... I love it.
mmmikeyxx 4 months ago
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turtlefox4 4 months ago
HE IS TNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAAAADEEEE!
alrightlol 4 months ago
i prefer this over real american i guess its cos i liked wcw more ?
CheifChuckyBoii 5 months ago 2
usa and pasta ahhhhhh yes...w8 wat
DeeKey666 6 months ago
It sounds like Tony Shiavone is singing this song! LMFAO!!!
1979cwolcott 6 months ago
awesome theme...good job wcw!!!
shakysyxx 7 months ago 2
Worst? This theme rocks!
LiveforChrist999 7 months ago
@LiveforChrist999 I know the guy says there all bad lol
WCW4fuckingeva 4 months ago
@WCW4fuckingeva you got that right
LiveforChrist999 4 months ago
Great theme,Pretty close to Real American, which was originally written for Barry Windham and Mike Rotunda,who were the US Express in the WWF at that time.
Bry67J 7 months ago
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elBighead208 7 months ago
This wasn't a bad theme. I mean, it wasn't amazing, but there are a thousand lesser wrestling themes than this (most of WCW's, pretty much all of TNA's, etc.). It only seemed crappy because it couldn't touch Real American from WWF :P
Ashleymjy 8 months ago
@Ashleymjy Speaking of TNA, and it's overall mediocrity in theme's, didn't Abyss come out to this song when Hogan gave him his ring way back in '10?
theguywithawierdname 4 months ago
@theguywithawierdname Yeah.
LiveforChrist999 4 months ago
remember to say your pastas and take your spaghetti because whacha gunna do brother when hulk hogan cooks pasta for you?
Aizen1122 9 months ago
This isn't THAT, in all seriousness. God there's a lot of theme songs out there far worse than this.
xhayesamaniax 9 months ago
How can this be on worst themes!?!?! This was great!
baggieboy68forever 10 months ago 10
this should have been to the tune of american males
american made
american made
kanenite10 10 months ago
IS THAT KISS?
gonzo4665 10 months ago
@gonzo4665 American Made" by The Wrestling Boot Band
its hulk hogans band!!
19091975 9 months ago
more like steroid made
wrestlemania200 10 months ago
i fuckin mark out to this theme song i love it lol.Thumbs up if u mark out to this song..
rumpl4skin 11 months ago 4
pastamania is better than hulkamania
legomason98 11 months ago
I like how 50 people didn't realize that the user who uploaded this name is 'WorstWrestlingThemes' lulz
MrUnclepeanuts 1 year ago 2
@MrUnclepeanuts Prolly because they like the theme. Just because the uploader didn't like it doesn't mean anyone else can't.
darkpowrjd 10 months ago
@darkpowrjd yeah but why are they liking a video where an uploader is claiming this is one of the worst themes?
MrUnclepeanuts 10 months ago
@MrUnclepeanuts it's probably their way of flipping off the uploader as if saying "you may not like it, but others do so fuck off" but thats just my guess.
:/
anthonydeadman 8 months ago
a real american will be never a muslim forget it before that he would prefer the death
20tiger 1 year ago
What's Bollywood Choke Nogan doing on the iMPACT zone?
Hitmonchan107 1 year ago
i hope he read about the islam
and be muslim before he died
naif5490 1 year ago
i used this for my hulk hogan caw in svr 09
Superbowserfreak11 1 year ago
@Superbowserfreak11 how'd ya get this on SVR 09?
1974pallmall 1 year ago
@1974pallmall depends on what you have i have xbox.
I dont know ps3 but you download the music file and burn it on a cd. Then you insert cd in your xbox
and then you rip the file.
Superbowserfreak11 1 year ago
@Superbowserfreak11 xbox orginal or xbox 360?
1974pallmall 1 year ago
@1974pallmall 360
Superbowserfreak11 1 year ago
@Superbowserfreak11 cool & stuff
1974pallmall 1 year ago
AWESOME THEME MUSIC !!
HORRIBLE PICTURE OF THE HULKSTER !!
MRJAVIER196619862009 1 year ago
i cant help it, i love this song.
gr8one665 1 year ago 4
on tna wrestling that was abyss theme for a while lol
NinjaMan622CP 1 year ago
No fair using the Pastamania picture, lol.
richardshort2001 1 year ago
s.l.i.m. 2010 2011
wildblackjack2007 1 year ago
This theme always sucked. I just came here to actually listen to it...
Voodoo Child, definitely #1.
KongregateNews 1 year ago
The worst ever!
apocalypse1280 1 year ago
holy shit, Abyss's theme
Fdatubeofyou 1 year ago
they used this one in legends of wrestling 2
1974pallmall 1 year ago
@1974pallmall and also in Legends of Wrestling 1 and 3...the 3rd just had the instrumental
BrickCity4eva 1 year ago
whats wrong with this theme its cool its just the lady when she says hes American made at the intro it gives me a head ac
MrGoldbunny 1 year ago
hes pasta made
MrGoldbunny 1 year ago
ameican made
lilGentz 1 year ago
It sounds like it says "He's a man I could marry."
RMilvae 1 year ago
Watcha gonna do when these 10-inch noodles run wild on you!?!?!?
goldengod97 1 year ago
This...might not be the most popular thing I've typed, but I prefer this over Real American
megamarsonic 1 year ago
Oh fuck that, this shit was way better than Real American.
RLBacklund 1 year ago
WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE PASTAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?
alrightlol 1 year ago
@alrightlol wellfirst id put chese on it and then eat it
MultiCheesepuff 1 year ago
The beginning sounded a bit like Rusty Cage by Soundgarden
misterl0gic 1 year ago
HAHAHAHA hulk hogan's shit theme is now abyss' new shit theme!
Jcameron346 1 year ago
Abyss theme
BacbILLa 1 year ago
wow even hank hill would say thats too much!
GiraffeMoo 1 year ago
I just heard this today on TNA on Abyss's entrance
guy2008rules 2 years ago 4
yea i did 2. was pretty excited.
bigbeernuts 2 years ago
i thought this was his worst theme...all his others were pretty good though
RMilvae 2 years ago
Hogan also whore all white and he had a stint wearing red white and blue with a mask
alldefense247 2 years ago
the worst :O
afcajaxhuntelaar 2 years ago
Watcha gonna do when Pastamania runs wild on u hahahaha
DaCliq 2 years ago 2
Whatchu gonna do, brother, when spaghetti runs wild on YOU?!
NicksGoinToHollywood 2 years ago
remiz defintely!
123Samano 2 years ago
pastamania you know it brother
xucphra6 2 years ago
It's Funny how Hogan's theme songs were "Real American" in WWF and "American Made" in WCW. However he has always worn the colors of the Soviet Flag. Until Hogan went Heel and Joined nWo.
jet32009 2 years ago 3
yeah i remember he debuted on wcw with this music
ECWrulez360 2 years ago 3
this is ALOT better than "Real America"
ps3tna 2 years ago
"He is a real American he wears red and yellow he's gonna give you the leg drop his best friend is Sting"
konshuss 2 years ago 6
pastamania XD
canaanfain 2 years ago
now u just need th other ones sep voodo child cause i like that one
corteztheman4EVER 2 years ago
i like it
LegendThriller92 2 years ago 2
Say your prayers, eat your vitamins and eat my matballs!!!
h0mer294 2 years ago 6
What 'cha gonna do when Pastamania and his millions of Meatballamaniacs spread tomato sauce all over the great country of the US-Alfredo?
99STROWNS77 2 years ago 16
If im not mistaken, didnt jimmy hart do his theme? correct me if im wrong.
chapshooter16 2 years ago
correct
DWdrummerFX 2 years ago
I know that the pasta is from Italy...any way ,the song rocks 5/5
xXWarrior316Xx 2 years ago
Watch ya gonna do when Chef Hulkardee runs wild on you?!
piscataway53 2 years ago 3
I'm going to eat pasta tonight !
Hagakeno 2 years ago 4
Now that's al dente brother!!!
wrts34 2 years ago 9
What are you gonna do when 24 inch noodles challenge you?!
wrath231 2 years ago 8
Just enough riffs to make it different different from Real American and not get sued. Nice thinking, Ted.
ChrisG667 2 years ago 11
hahahaha! so true!
mae2759 2 years ago
man, i want some pasta now
AndyD98 2 years ago 3
Oh come onn this is not that bad lol
correl84 3 years ago
pastamania what the.... any way nice vid
5/5
sasori1587 3 years ago 3
Every time I try to remember this theme, it always breaks into Real American. I don't think I could hum the whole thing without messing up.
What a great knock off.
Markworth 3 years ago
This really sounds like something out of a 1993 King of the Ring Jimmy Hart promo or something wink wink :)
musicmanmta 3 years ago 9
pastamania is runing wild on you
ecwbvb 3 years ago 42
Hulk Hules.
joaohogan 3 years ago
hows this one worst. this one is as good as Rick Derringer's real american now that one is always will stick
Bigstarrocker9 3 years ago 7
I like both themes actually, though people growing up to Real American would probably not like American Made that well.
lightning116 3 years ago 6
great song, hulkamania chef hats arent on sale anymore :(
robvandamforever 3 years ago 3
This song is actually pretty damn good. But you can tell this is a WCW theme. No theory to it, you just can.
PyroProspectParagon 3 years ago 3
hahaha! yes! You can instantly tell the cheesy-ness of WCW songs without very much effort. See "Disco Inferno" them and "American Males."
PS - This song is a good addition to WWT
mae2759 3 years ago
very few wcw themes were good like chris jerhico and ravens hell ddps was half decent legal rip offs of grunge at the time
evilotto91 2 years ago 5
hogan sucks but theis theme is great
yosie19 3 years ago
lol pasta mania lol
mandjerm 3 years ago
I absolutely fucking love this song. I play it everytime i get sick of hearing Real American, and whenever my American friend Pat is around. Makes him feel at home yano!
bigci123 3 years ago 4
this was used in the legends of wrestling games not sure it was pulled off
mrkoolnerd 3 years ago
I don't care what anyone says. I like this song.
JasonL77 3 years ago 5
I don't know if I should be admitting this, but I actually prefer this theme over "Real American"
Ogyaf 3 years ago 6
Wow...I don't think I'd eat that.
notftomearth7 3 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
every thing about hulk hogan sucks
HBKshowstopper555 3 years ago
Whatcha gonna do when pastamania runs wild on you???
anzavista92 3 years ago 40
HES PASTA MADE!!
proman909 3 years ago 20
@anzavista92 Please Don't Remind Me of Pastamania
HeroChanBoyz 1 year ago
@anzavista92 Brother!
leftyboy 1 year ago
SUCKS ASS!!!!!
syxodude91 3 years ago
it isnt so bad
anzavista92 3 years ago
THIS IS SO FUCKING TERRIBLE!!!!!
lightning1409 3 years ago 2
PastaMANIA!!!
WWENFLfan 3 years ago 4
is Kiss singing this??????
TravisDrago 3 years ago
actually i fined this one catchy but i get why peopel hate it.
HBK367 3 years ago
They use this theme in the legends of wrestling games.
notftomearth7 3 years ago
HOLY TOAST!! IT'S THE SINGER OF THE AMERICAN MALES THEME!!! Wow. Hard to believe they kept the guy around if they kept making him sing stuff like this.
Yeah, this tries too hard to be "Real American". Kind of runs out of stuff to say, like where it goes "American-Merican ma-hade". It's like he's stuttering or something. I can see why people might like this, but it ain't working for me.
QuicklimeTime 3 years ago 5
Oh mah God! your Right!
dooperly 3 years ago
Meh, it's not to terrible. I've always sort of liked this theme, myself. It fit Hogan. It was cheesy, very 80s, and mindlessly patriotic.
DawktahS 3 years ago
I Want A Instrumental Of This
HARRYCONYTRONZ 3 years ago
wcw musicians on drugs!
DoomMCMV 3 years ago
If it was something like Dusty Rhodes' WWF theme it would have been a lot better.
Think about it ameeeeriicaaan maaade *ding x 5*
dooperly 3 years ago
Hey Brother this song is awsome brother because it was his song brother brother brother brother....
deathedge2000 3 years ago 2
Ahhh... Watcha Gonna do When these 24 inch Pythons Rip U Apart Brother!!!
Muthafacko2 3 years ago
I hate this song
JoeDawgJAC 3 years ago
He used this in WCW?! WTF was WCW thinking?
ReneO93V2 3 years ago 2
"We'd like to use Real American, but since the WWF owns it we're going to have to make due with what we got."
bjchit 3 years ago 11
WOW WOW WOW im starting 2 think u have run out of ideas of worst themes. This is deafanetly not a worst 1.
GreenArrowM 3 years ago 2
A bastadivation of "Real American"
pnava123456789 3 years ago
American* bro.
iMPACThemes 3 years ago
i have this on my mp3 lol i like the song
guruofgreatnessv1 3 years ago
How can their only be 3 views and 8 comments by 7 different people?
Mbk606 3 years ago 4
Maybe because Youtube is slow
WorstWrestlingThemes 3 years ago 2
Pastamania!
How much was he paid to dress like that?
Mbk606 3 years ago 2
He came out to this in a match with Vader I have on VHS and I thought they just over dubbed Real American for some reason. He really used this shit?
KingAndy1992 3 years ago
if he did not turn to Hollywood hulk hogan and switched his theme to voodoo child then who knows how many ears would be hurt in wcw
manic242 3 years ago
I actually like this lol
ThePhenomanalRKO 3 years ago
a poor man's Real American
hydra555 3 years ago 3
thank goodness for the nWo
trajiklastat 3 years ago
1st view!
lol This theme is a joke. I have it on CD and I'm embaressed to have it
Warlord313 3 years ago