She's a witch!

[quila001]

I may have played too much Assassin's Creed. When it cut to the wide-angle of the villagers looking at Arthur, I saw Bedevere's long white robe under his armour and immediately thought, "TEMPLAR!"

[l337matt]

The profresor for my online college course "critical thinking" linked this video to start off the semester.

This'll be good.

[RandomNumbers0145674]

A bit funny how they spend five minutes figuring out she should weigh as much as a duck, and then compare her with a bloody goose.

[yashamoto]

Did anyone notice that in the beginning he is testing the old "Can a swallow carry a coconut" trick?

[thebandlover1]

xD We watched this in Geometry when learning about reasoning xDD

[muttley299]

i used to be a knight until I got turned in to a newt. but i got better

[Costa5252]

BURN HER BURN HER!!!!! LOL

[skitzojoey]

"she turned me into a newt!"

"... I got better"

[TVGirl96]

"And what do you burn apart from witches?"

"MORE WITCHES!"

[unacceptednarwhals]

@jjj1951 not everyone in texas is a backwater redneck...

[MrReputation73]

203 witches are here....BURN THEM

[MrReputation73]

i liek the bottom right guys face at 1:37

[KristinSpradling]

Best movie of all time!

[Chickenlover538]

What sorcery is this.

[TheTriangleOfDestiny]

BURN THE POPES!!

[ResultofSquffie]

YAY FOR LOGIC.

Or, in this case, the lack of logic....

[crazymatt117]

:14 shaving cream? xD

[BTeamFilm]

this is a good reflection of what Rick Santorum's legal system would look like if he were elected president

[horselov8]

she turned me into a newt!!!!! well, i got betta:]

[ihatebeer]

Cleese's facial expression at 1:23 is phenomenal.

[RenardeBlanche]

The scary thing is this is correct use of the scientific method. Sir Bedevere is using valid logical reasoning to reach a hypothesis, then testing it with an experiment that is both objective and repeatable. His findings are only ridiculous because the premises are flawed "our choice of punishment reflects a person's nature" "only wood is flammable," "weight is the only factor in boyancy," etc.

[OyeMiVoz]

LOL I like Sir Beddermere (probably not spelled right)...."A Newt?"

[Bedevir02]

@OyeMiVoz Bedevere :)

[OyeMiVoz]

Yeah, I like Sir Bedevere's voice...

[hazzabang17]

0:15 Love how we was trying to see if the bird could carry the cocunt at the start.. Such brilliantness!!

[TommiMessi]

flawless logic!!

[educationalnut]

Wicked witch of the west

[idonteatturtles]

in high school my math teacher said that math was magic so my whole class repeated this scene calling her a witch and saying she turned us into newts

[MrRexel14]

is there a guy there wearing a beard made of shaving foam there?

[RenardeBlanche]

@MrRexel14 He was most likely in the middle of shaving when the comotion started.

[Naenira]

Burn her already !



[LoveBites211]

she turned me into a newt!...i got better

[dmrlev2004]

@LoveBites211 he said mute

[Naenira]

@dmrlev2004 "She turned me into a mute" ? =_="

"She turned me into a newt" is much more convincing

[dmrlev2004]

@Naenira i guess it is newt :P

[TheZero4life]

who are you so wise in ways of science

[060515657]

1:50-2:00 the funniest 10-second-silence in cinema

[jibbie001]

I love how the last monk doesn't actually hit himself.



[jjj1951]

I believe this is what they teach in science classes in Texas.

[suzakule]

@jjj1951 No... they just play "She Blinded Me With Science" by Thomas Dolby over and over until you go insane!

[privatedelta9]

@jjj1951 And a fuck you too sir we're not all hicks like fucking Hollywood makes us seem prick!

[The8347135]

@privatedelta9 hicks make you look like hicks

[privatedelta9]

@The8347135 Hicks? I prefer to call them country folk and no we're not stupid there's a positive side and negative to everything what we may lack in knowledge we make up for in other ways like how to plant crops which YOU eat, how to fire a rifle or weapon properly, how to scrap useless items so that it may be melted and remade into perhaps a phone which YOU use Economics we all do our part we all help each other in one way or another so stop acting all high and righteous cause no one is here

[The8347135]

@privatedelta9 didn't read. Go Amurika! What is the definition of a Texas virgin? An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers

[privatedelta9]

@The8347135 You have my deepest sympathy for your twelve year old ignorance

[The8347135]

@privatedelta9 Why are there so many unsolved murders in Texas? There's no dental record and everyone has the same DNA

[AlexhandrDenthanor]

@jjj1951 And I believe you're not a Texan student.

[CABALCORE100]

@jjj1951 Surprisingly no. Yet with Rick perry you never know,

[marauder57]

@jjj1951 Only in the advanced placement classes thankfully I had this study aid to help me pass

[Semicolon7645]

Burn All The Witches!

[TheTriangleOfDestiny]

@Semicolon7645 XD dumbass

[NayrbRellimer]

She turned me into newt Gingrich!

[Meechy5280]

and what do you burn apart from witches? MOAR WITCHES!!

[nabecaydim]

british humor-evades me forever

[Thesoreloser]

at 3:23 the guy with shaving cream on :)

[runeeee]

"she turned me into a newt!" guy is the boss of the main character from the pink panther.

[brelynch]

@runeeee Also known as the great John Cleese.

[060515657]

@brelynch

and better known as "our lord JC"



[brelynch]

@060515657 Amen

[060515657]

@brelynch

my intention was to link out to the "not-the-nine-oclock-news" but i can't post the link in the comment.. :)

[TheTriangleOfDestiny]

@060515657 fake

[SuicideFoX]

what also float on water

very small rocks ...

churches churches!!

[heavymetalfool]

my favorite line: ...a newt?

[cacoethes1]

I love how after they take her out of the scale, it still hangs in the same place.

[Septiformus]

@cacoethes1 It doesn't

[812pieman]

@cacoethes1 no. they move. it just there are supports under the things

[quila001]

@cacoethes1 If you look closely, there are weights hanging under the duck's scale. Hence the reason it doesn't move when she's taken out.

[rosebud961]

"What makes you think that she is a witch?"

"Well she turned me into a newt!!! 'blank stares'

"I got better......."

"BURN HER ANYWAY!!!!!!!"

Bwahahahaha!!!! gets me everytime!!!

[emmyisnuts]

XD the traveling priest guys. I love this movie!

[Lizascarrysouthman]

o- o One of the scales is stone, and one is wood. XD

[Robert69LOL]

she turned me into a nute...a nute...i got better

[VdSV9]

@Robert69LOL i thought it was a newt

[animederpulous]

@AlwaysSunny35 IT. IS. A. SWALLOW!!!

[animederpulous]

@thesqueezedlemon IT IS SPECIFICALLY A SWALLOW!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheDogofPavlov]

I love how after they conclude she weighs the same as the duck, once they walk away the scales are clearly uneven with nothing on them

[supermammal17]

Why do witches burn? (Long pause)....... Cause they're made of wood? Gooooood lmao

[supermammal17]

LMAOO!!! The 5oz bird was carrying a 1lb coconut!!! Lol

[AlwaysSunny35]

I love how at the beginning sir bedamear is trying to tie a coconut to the pigeon because of the argument about how a pigeon cant carry coconuts.

[t3hazndud3]

What did she say when she was in the scales?

[pontdain]

@t3hazndud3 "It's a fair cop"

[xOblivionAbyssx]

This is why philosophy majors are important.

[asteriskForte]

What also floats in water?

Bread! Apples! Very small rocks! Cider! A great(?) gravy! Cherries! Mud! Churches! Churches! Lead! Lead!

A Duck!

[MargotMilevaZ]

...so beware of ducks 'cause they float so they're made of wood so they're witches?

[LisaJJMerry]

lol keep your eyes on Eric when he's waiting for John to say his line at 1:49 he's so close to cracking up

[TheSqueezedLemon]

Love how at 0:15 he's releasing a bird with a coconut xD

[termites4000]

@TheSqueezedLemon never noticed that...hahaha wtf

[ritsbitsboy2]

@TheSqueezedLemon Its a Swallow. Hes testing the myth

[shoechew]

@ritsbitsboy2 An African or a European one?

[Emberfrost7]

@TheSqueezedLemon are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?

[MissMusicalFreak]

My favorite is the guy trying to see if the bird can carry the coconut at 0:18

[xjayfeather314x]

Shaving dude in the back 0:08

[er10b]

Us Aussies would love to see Gillard in that woman's position...

[YZ177]

now thats some medieval rocket sience:)

[shagoosty]

@YZ177 Theist science

[AmbrociousXP]

Still more sane that the modern day court systems.

[bachthoven1685]

The swallow and coconut at the beginning...lol

[abemotorsports]

I loved that part where a 3 headed man appears and one of the heads said something like "I didn't take a bath yesterday" I dont remember what did they say since it's been more than 15 years without watching this one, thanks for bringing this funny movie back, lol :)

[jatman12]

the way king aurthur says a duck makes it seem like thats the obvious answer when it really isnt

[guggaman1]

3:55 Where the duck was placed weighs more than the other one, look they're not equal xD She's innocent!

[Physicspilot]

I'm still baffled by how she weighs less than a duck!

[ultimatenick37]

This made so much sense.

[dmdf11]

She turned me into a Newt...then Ron Paul saved me and changed me back.

[Zetzteno]

I guess he was looking at the bright side of life when he wanted that witch dead :D

[anigodess]

makes sense to me.

[HimePoison21]

see turned me into a newt!!!! I got better.... Burn her anyway!!! lol funny sh*t

[aniesunique11]

3:24 shaving cream??

[maxumrob12]

i used to burn witches, till i took an arrow to the knee

[uberd0gAlpha]

wood is made of ducks

[rubberdiver13]

quack

[Sniktbamf]

Ducks are witches

[TheEmmylou29]

A WITCH

[FireForEffect]

She turned me into a Newt.

It got better. 

[SneakySniper712]

I love the guy with the shaving cream

[metalsnake27]

Anyone else notice the swallow with the coconut? XD!

[YumeHoshiChan]

My history teacher showed this to us as an example of the Salem Witch Trials. Needless to say, I now love my school. :3

[nurdacious1]

If she's a duck she weighs the same as wood therefore she's a witch!

[EragonFiresword]

I love this insane troll logic. "f she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood, and is therefore a witch." Beautiful. You need to be a genius to write something so deliberately stupid.

[camobeast100]

@EragonFiresword Either that, or you have to be a republican :)

[EragonFiresword]

@camobeast100 I don't understand foreign politics. Does that mean republcans are geniuses?

[camobeast100]

@EragonFiresword No, I meant that most republicans are so dumb and bad in argumentation, that some of them actually use this kind of arguing.

[melkissedec1]

@camobeast100 @EragonFiresword Y'all wanna know who the Republicans are,and why they're to bring the Antichrist to the White House right after Gore-Hillary's administration on next period??? just check our channel's comments out.lol...The Comforter.

[camobeast100]

@melkissedec1 I got new for you: The Antichrist doesn't exist. So stop worrying about imaginary things.

[VolkOseba]

@camobeast100 It seems as though Republicans are not the only people you have to worry about. ;)

[fantasmasanto]

@camobeast100 We 3 got good news for you from Revelation 13:18 goes: 666x3=1998 the end time began with hurricane Mitch like the times of Noah...666/3=222 which stands for feb 22 George Washington's dob ...1998-222=1776 America's indep year...now,Democrats are the donkey to ride the body of Christ,the church into the eternal Jerusalem soon and Republicans are to be Cain,the brother's murderer the Antichrist comes from GOP...Obama 44,Biden 45,Gore-Hillary 46 and the 666 last one 47.

[camobeast100]

@fantasmasanto @melkissedec1

Are you trolling or something? Are you talking about the rapture?

This is the exact kind of logic that Harold Camping used, and look where it got him. The bible itself says that noone will know when the rapture will happen until it happens. With other words, your own book just refuted your ''logic''.

[melkissedec1]

@camobeast100 It doesn't say that nobody will know when the rapture will take place,but says that nobody will know the day and the hour of my return,so did happened already for I'm already back here and nobody even noticed it...the Lord who was to come is Melchizedek Me from the dead sea scrolls known for y'all as Holy Ghost in order to take my people home...Obama on his 9-11-11 Psalm 46 reading was warning the world about me saving America from the 2nd 9-11 New Madrid's fault E.Q.

[camobeast100]

@melkissedec1 YOUR return?

[melkissedec1]

@camobeast100 Obama is 44th,Biden will be 45th then Gore-Hilllary will be 46th,for Psalm 46 and we will help them to prepare the rapture, cuz they're the donkey for the body of Christ which is the church.Democrats know all about it.but if you read the dead sea scrolls we're pretty sure it'll help you a lot...Blessings with the love of Christ...

[camobeast100]

@melkissedec1 STOP TROLLING ME!

[melkissedec1]

@camobeast100 1998 + 7 years = 2005 Katrina hits New Orleans + 7 = 2012 hurricane Michael will hit New Orleans with an Earthquake on New Madrid's fault because of 2 Chronicles 7:14...and guess what ? New Orleans mayor's name is Mitch...Landrieu...Tells y'all Melchizedek The Holy Ghost made flesh or fantasmasanto in spanish.

[EragonFiresword]

@melkissedec1 I don't understand? Is this a reference to a novel? What's the big fascination with 666? If it's a fantasy novel, could you tell me what it's called? I've finished all the Pratchett books :(...

[Sleazymush]

@EragonFiresword The best part is that he says ''and logically...''

[SerenadePumkin]

What else floats? Very small rocks!!

[danielscissorhands]

They just beheaded a woman in Saudi Arabia for being a witch. I'll bet the process went something like this.

[Linase]

This logic is... so.... Stupid.

... and they even dared to call this knight "wise"

Gosh... I am so glad that I live in the 21st century. =_=

[Dancingwithotters]

@Linase

They didnt actualy did this you realise. This is a comedy film, not a documentry.

[jaaaakert]

@Dancingwithotters duh you dont have to make that clear

[JC839]

so logically... exactly

[MRspodify]

@davidbrianfisher 1:57 guy biting the scythe = Rick Perry

[TheZenWind]

199 people are witches

[pletter64]

10000 likes! wow

[Parssonify]

I used to burn witches but then i took an arrow to the knee.

[9999Turtleman]

And what floats in water? LEAD!!!

[2ploo]

heres a fun fact: the man who says he was turned into a newt is done by the same actor who plays nearly headless nick in the harry potter movies!

[lcmiracle]

@2ploo a shame when a great comedian like John Cleese had to play in a mediocre film like harry potter

[2ploo]

@lcmiracle

FYI i am A HUGE fan of Harry Potter

[sangheili1024]

@lcmiracle Yeah, well, y'know, that's just like, your opinion, man.

[RiNSpy]

@2ploo Shame Newt Gingrich never got better.

Ron Paul 2012!

[TheRoxanneDuDe]

"And what do you burn apart from witches?"

"MORE WITCHES!!!"

[RonaldoLancer]

LOL! THE SWALLOW AND THE COCONUT in the beginning! I wonder if its an african swallow

[ivantheterrible60]

did any one notice the knight was testing the sparrow theory that was talked about in the begining of the movie. he had a coconut attachet to a sparow

[galof420]

@ivantheterrible60 no it was a dove sparrows are not white use your eyes and look closer

[int3rc3pter]

No....its really the Democratic war convention lmao

[Tube11ize]

you just know that in school when your teachers say "we are goin to watch monty python" you know for a fact its not to do with waht your learning,its because monty python just makes us proud to be british...but then again the 3fims relates to school in a amazing way,Life of brian=RE meaning of life=RE,science and PSHE,and holy grail for History xD

[AnEladiaxi873]

mmh miau wer will camen

[lordsummerisle87]

I can think of something much better to do with Connie Booth than burn her... ;)

[HeyWheresKel]

that must've been a huge duck.

[samilio412]

We watched this in World History....then we went on to watch more clips from this movie....we're learning about Europe but....THIS HAD ALMOST NOTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING WE WERE LEARNING XD

[anon000000000000000]

burn the damn witch

[MrYoureAdouche]

... I got better.

hahahahaha

[telligible]

197 people weigh as much as a duck.

[flashsonic45789]

Its like a democrat among republicans

[ScottySuicide]

Witches burn

and wood burnes

so witches must be made of wood

wood floats

ducks float too

so if she weighs as much as a duck

shes a witch!

[woclaz]

@ScottySuicide not even close

[ScottySuicide]

@woclaz well I didnt quote 3 diff ppl. and i got the order right. and the things right. so u might wanna rewatch the vid. just sayin

[kuanxD]

problem logic??

[supraliz]

A WITCH!!!!

[zoglargacoonduh]

Tis a fair court...

[faredini4ever]

is that connie booth(the witch)? you know, john cleeses ex.wife appering in falwty towers as polly..?

[lidlindian]

Btw I'm not atheist at all, I'm christian. So you know...if a man really can't do anything. For example starting a conversation, giving her flowers or keep at least one promice or not let others (or yourself) talk shit behind her back, then I feelhelpless. If you still think you're right, then at least go and apologize in front of my friend who you've been mocking and telling she's a lesbian. Her initials are K.R

[lidlindian]

Well hello! I am terribly sorry that you've decided to sneak after me in the first place! Well, but you could've just told that it was all for some audience and for proving something to yourself or most probably to your watchers. And you know, I've been and I will always say NO to all the raping-behaviour, but maybe not to a person itself. So am I really to blame that you and your dear friends couldn't stop it?