Harry Potter - My Immortal - Chapter 1

[SuperMangoChan]

I know the person who wrote this and she was trolling about this story. XD

[BloodyMary326]

I hope the author is a troll. An incredibly skilled, persistent troll making fun. If she's not... I feel sick.

[careohlinTV]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL "Is eyeliner and eyeshadow not the same thing?" "NO, eyeshadow is... different."

[TheBlahBlahNews]

I clicked on this, and my first reaction was 'DAMN, DAT ACCENT!'

[Camelle1986]

@TheBlahBlahNews Me Gusta

[deideikunblueeyez]

Stop interrupting!! Love your accents, but let the man read!! D:

[GabbyVocaloidGirl44]

OH FOO

[BlankSpace111291]

...I gotta say, that picture was almost EXACTLY how I first pictured her...whoever drew it was spot on...XD

[MissCrystalBawl]

Oh my God who is this person? Evanescence AND Harry Potter?!? The best two damn things on earth.

[Cranequill]

@MissCrystalBawl Tara Gillespie. This is the most infamous thing this side of the internet.

And it is glorious. I for one love this fanfic, even if it hurts to read xD

[ImmaRanterBanter]

Has anyone else noticed how they sound freakishly similar to Biffy Clyro? XD

[perrottafamily1]

I find this difficult to masticate to.

[SuccubusUnbound]

Please do a reading of Cupcakes. *begs suicidally*

[silvermist0987654321]

I cried sexily.

[mynameisnotimogen]

My dog is called Mango. I wish she had a Scottish accent :)

[videogamenostalgia]

I'm pretty sure this fanfic violates several UN treaties...

[protoAuthor]

Again, I'll be serious now, since my hilariously creepy youtube comments aren't endearing me to anyone. I really like your readings, I think I've commented on them before. You and KMxHearts really inspired me to do fic readings, especially you guys, stylistically. I use you guys as examples of how to do it right, and I've even put your readings on my iPod.

[protoAuthor]

Oh, you kids and your fanfictions. I guess if you like this kind of shit, you can go to Ebert And Groeper dot com when I put it up. If you make a donation, I'll send you a free pack of condoms, if Scottish people wear condoms under their kilts.

But you know what's better than these readings? Cocaine. I fuckin' love cocaine.

[OFSheep]

this is so kawai

[xHLGTrashcanx]

she should have just killed herself and done the world a favor and not wrote this

[Mikazuchireborn]

The accents really do add a certain classiness to the story. In fact, it's the only class associated with this story you'll ever find.

[immacrackers]

Please just keep talking forever.

[MorbidKitsuneAngel]

@immacrackers I know, right? The accents are completely amazing! I love scotish accents. They really should just keep talking.... I wouldn't care what they talked about, so long as they kept at it. LOL!

[furryjuju]

This is like listening to Shrek.....I love it XDDDD

[Cruciferian]

this is the worst thing ever.

[ChanglingLament]

This is hilarious. I want to listen to you guys talk about random stuff all the time. The accents are win.

[TheOddAndOnly]

If she was wearing that, and it was snowing and raining outside, she's going to freeze her ass off.

[evilspaceinvader]

"I'm a goth" "I buy all my clothes at hot topic" nope.avi

[LynaMahariel]

I died inside. Reading this. Before bedtime. I had nightmares, too... I shall never look at Harry Potter or fanfiction the same way, ever again. It hurt just to read it...

[DANTEandSTEVEN]

she describes how she looks in just about every chapter... i am sad to announce i read all 45 chapters..

[Hawkfire11111]

Whenever I feel good about the world and start to think my generation is going well, I go reread My Immortal. I copy and pasted the whole thing in my computer, so now I can make my eyes bleed wherever I go. Normally when I read it, I also listen to these videos(because otherwise I'd kill myself). Their accents make the line "I sed stup flaming ok ebony’s name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!" so much more bearable.

[MIRANDAlegheadsmack]

@Hawkfire11111 Is there a way that you could send that to me? I have been looking everywhere for it written.

[Hawkfire11111]

@MIRANDAlegheadsmack I found it on fanfiction, on a a forum. Go to fanfiction, and click "search", then forum. Type in "Goffik Revolution", and you should find it. The first comment posted has the full story.

[JackTR21]

@MIRANDAlegheadsmack encyclopediadramatica(dot)ch/M­y_Immortal/Chapter1-11

enjoy

[Chbi0Chip]

Will the guy in the background ever shut up?

[KyosukeKailyn]

I love how her description of her clothes basically describe a whore.

[pearlykins13]

idk how 2 spell haha i fail

[pearlykins13]

i love u accent

[MEIZimm]

Holy crap. She's actually holding a steak to her chest. An honest-to-god T-bone steak. I am utterly incapacitated by my own amusement at the stupidity.

[LewHuiYing]

I know I sound like a douche for saying this, but most Scottish accents honestly sound the same to me. And I am imagining the actor playing Oliver Wood is reading this. It is so good.

[Trisscarr]

@LewHuiYing Ty so much for that mental image. :D

[TheChibiMoonPrincess]

Thank you!!! Oh dear god thank you!!!

[masterCoN]

haters gonnna hate but i love this its really cool and the fashion is fucking awesome ^_^

[JustaKidXD]

she is the most stereotypical goth ever...since when r we all devil-worshipers? why would we all listen to the same bands? why would we flaunt our stereotypical t shirts that all just happen to be hanging in hot topic which APPARENTLY all of us goths go to!

and i hate vampires...

[SuperSpuddles]

"- fucking Picasso-" As an art student, I swear to god that was the funniest thing I've heard/imagined all night.

[LordScrambles]

@SuperSpuddles I think even non-artists know who Picasso is.

[mkh97]

Best form of torture ever: Tie someone to a chair and read them My Immortal.

[Shadowtamer16]

I swear, if I hadn't have read the bloody abomination myself, I wouldn't have caught your sarcasm, I swear. |D

[silverEtoile]

mmm sexy accents can even make this fic better. haha.

[RestofWar7]

" But then I heard my friends..." HAHAHAHAHA

[Shadowfire02]

God, I love you. <3

[Huffleclawmage]

What part of Scotland are you from? I used to live in Edinburgh.

[CandiFan1]

"She imploys the help of her friend Raven..." THOSE ACCENTS <3

[masterplusmargarita]

"If you don't know who she is, get da hell out of here!"

OK. So can I go? Does this mean I can leave? If I tell you that I don't know who Amy Lee is will you let me go? Please?

[TheAndrewj96]

@masterplusmargarita She's the lead singer for Evanescence...

Kinda sad that you don't know about her. She's an amazing vocalist.

[TropicalFleur]

Omwg..It's the most terrible fanfic ever...But also the most hilarious..:P

[13BloodMoon13]

*SHE'S WRITING ANOTHER MY IMMORTAL! RUUUUUUUN! (Forgive the typo.)

[13BloodMoon13]

HE'S WRITING ANOTHER MY IMMORTAL! RUUUUUUUN!

[1purplemimi]

You should do a reading on A Little Faith by SelahDarling XD P.S. Goff rulez! lol I'm actually a Goth and it didn't offend me, it made me laugh till I hurt though!

[SinclairSnape]

And then I heard my friends-gffkgrfff...What friends?

[cl0vvntiem]

I'M SO GOFFIK

[byjbpm]

You guys are amazing, this is hilarious, sarcastic comments are must while reading this. Haha!

[xsoulsxtastexgoodx]

Oh my God. You guys are hilarious. And you're accents! Excuse me while I swoon!

[ElvenShalafi]

OMG! Here is what I got from this,you have sexy voices!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU!

[KorieHayai]

You guys and your accents are adorable! Looking forward to hearing more of this...lovely story

[DerryBean]

So here I am again, re-watching this video. For a split second right at the beginning of it I quite literally freaked because I forgot which video this was and thought the music from video two was going to start playing and I remembered this time that my volume was up louder than normal. Imagine my relief as the piano started playing instead.

[LadyCrystalMarina]

@DerryBean Hey, aren't you DerryBean from Fanfiction? The one who wrote the commented version of My Immortal? :D

[DerryBean]

@LadyCrystalMarina yeah that's me. :) Are ye talking about the drinking game, or the sequel? (I really hope you're talking about the drinking game, it's so much more fun!)

[LadyCrystalMarina]

@DerryBean Well, I was talking about the drinking game, but I've read both of them :)

[xXSweetxNightmareXx]

Listening to guys try to figure out the difference between eyeliner and eyeshadow was hilarious. XD You guys are awesome! I love your accents! "She'll still look like fuckin' Picasso."

[thegirlinthatbox]

Hogwarts is a prep school. doesn't that mean they're all preps?

[corvus13]

Are you the Mango that they named St. Mango's after?

[Hekibelchan01]

I love this. This made me laugh so hard and it seriously made my day.

[itsamatterofdog]

My friend and i plan on making a t-shirt.

VAMPIRES:

(Picture of a steak)

YOU KILL THEM WITH STEAKS.

[Huffleclawmage]

@Savtheater us Scots are dead sexy.

[Huffleclawmage]

No Hot Topic in Scotland where I live! I am moving to London!!! So I'm practicing my British accent.

[lordofmyarse]

you sir..are truly a great man and I thank you for sharing this wonderful epic tale with us...do you plan on doing any more horrible fan fic readings? or was this one too much to endure another?

[DynamicScherzo]

2:00 "Ohhhh... it begins."

[UltimateFanKohaku]

i want this artwork... its amazing!

[BastasGirl]

lol I love how you guys went off on a tangent for a moment to debate whether eyeliner and eyeshadow are the same thing!

[savtheater]

I like your reading of My Immortal best because I love your accents (irish or scottish) I find them distractingly attractive...

[Dreamer00]

@savtheater

They're Scottish.

[ladyhrist]

My personal theory is that the "preps" (aka normal people) were staring at her because it was snowing outside but she wasn't wearing a coat.

[TheLastHylianTitan]

roflpaul sounds kind of like a pokemon name. which would be cool fi they ever made one.

anyway, nice work boys.

[SpeedRacerFiber]

After hearing this, I kinda want Amy Lee to cameo as Ebony in the final Harry Potter movie. I don't care if it's for one damn second. The infamous nature of this thing merits at least ONE cameo in the movie series.

[GunsOfThePhoenix]

Who ever wrote this is Chris Chans girlfriend.

[Jesu5ify]

I don't knownif it's harder to read or listen to.

[uhhguy]

Incest is WINcest

[Obsessionoftheweek]

I AM PRAYYYYING THAT THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A TROLL PPPPRRRAYYYINGG!!

[MusikCity1]

Wow. This

Is

Horrible

But you're accents make it cool ;)

[MissCartoonist]

"She'll still look like the Picasso!" lol

[xVIDEOxGAMExFREAKx]

I love how right at the beginning, Lionheart was like "Bl-back." The only thing I could think was "Dude, if you're already screwing up and saying black, you're not prepared for this story."

But, nontheless, truely epic. Keep it up. :D

[RainbowSupportive]

9 peopel r prpz n posers lolololol!!!11!1!!11!!!!111111

[pinkheart1209]

You should search XXXTararocksXXX.

It's Tara Gilesbie's "biggest fan" writing crap. It's so bad it's awsome!

[MrsLovett112]

Not only does your accent make this fanfiction better, but I totally just imagined that voice narrating my life. And I was happy

[ShnLynne]

CARL! This fanfiction kills people!

[pelluk]

i live in scotland, theres NO hot topic stores here...

[antifupa420]

lol i read the thing, and i tried to flame her so she would cut herself but i couldnt find the place lol

[Bustersword07]

9 people actually liked this piece of shit story?

[dgray51001]

@Bustersword07 I think it's more like 9 people who were so appalled by the story that they had no choice but to dislike. That or god help humanity.

[SleepyChocolateNinja]

On a purely practical level, her clothing choice is ridiculous. She goes to Hogwarts (a CASTLE- which are often FREEZING) and she wears fishnets, corsets and miniskirts. That girl must be freezing

[twistedroots666]

LOL love this.

I have read this seven times.

i have no idea how i did it

[kittyaurorasan]

...I may be scotish too ...but i love your guys accents

[MetroAngelsOfficial]

"what friends?"

OMFG. I cant breathe! XD LMAO

[trolldhal]

this is still better than Twilight. and that's sad

[killereyes111]

ok this sucks it is not better and tell the guy in the back to suct the fuck up

[COREarg]

@killereyes111 Quit the baaaw,and if you don't like it,read it yourself,alone...listening to Linkin Park.

[UTAUn00b]

@COREarg

sliting ur rists

[killereyes111]

ok this sucks it is not better

[Tabroxfcc]

@AnimeNightFall It's a 'Gothic' clothing store

[thefallintoinsanity]

Why does this remind me of the writing style of Twilight. Is this secretly written by Stephanie Myers?

[BriannaS1513]

haha i remeber when i first read this story i like this shit is to brain damaging hahah so i had found this video that this guy had read it and then he made fun of it and i laughed so hard! this story is the biggest piece of shit i have ever read! i mean this story makes me want to punch kittens...KITTENS! lol i love how these guys make fun of it too plus i love ur accents! i wish i had one! -pouty face- hahah love u guys!

[LovinTheDharma]

Lol, I've read the whole thing XD How the fuck do you 'run suicidally'? PMSL XD

[goThEleCtRoPoP]

LOL 

[xMizunyan]

I find it funny how, despite the fanfic being named "My Immortal", the song is never mentioned. xD

[averageisboring13]

I love you.

[xMizunyan]

@averageisboring13

Agreed.

[RenegadeTimeLady]

Your accents are beautiful. Oh, dear Lord, your accents are beautiful. And so is your foreshadowing. XD

[aquathing1]

*Pukes on Mary Sue*

[OnlyXInXWonderland]

Can someone explain something - Hot Topic is a strictly American thing. I think there are a few in Canada as well. How the FUCK did Tara know about it? She claims to be from Dubai....

[angryscotsman93]

You guys rock, man. I tried to get through the damn thing myself, but I couldn't stop laughing after Chapter 6, I think. Rock on, fellas.

[crazycorps]

"A black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow".

Can you imagine that? she must look like a fucking clown.

[Huffleclawmage]

@crazycorps Oh she probably does.

[MrMilo46]

@crazycorps also, it must be extremely cold considering it's raining and snowing. Maybe that's why the preps were staring.

[masterdragon09]

I love your accents, it makes it very fun to listen to

[DeidaraNSasorizKitty]

Ahahaha. I actually enjoyed hearing the story with your badass Scottish accents. :)

[sonicroxandGL]

Perfection. This is a total work of art, based off of something comparable to the Twilight series, considering how bad it rips off of previous works. But well done. I lol'd hard.

[ShotaroAsakura]

lol cool

[ShotaroAsakura]

lol amazing

[triplequeen]

There are no Hot Topics in the UK.

[FifiRawr98]

God. Scottish accents make this failfiction muuuch better. Hogwarts is in Scotland B| XD

[tetsuyayamatashi]

The comments in the background make this so magically wonderful.

Love it.

[trafficlights1]

mkay, just watched the first 28 seconds of Beckophilia's version thinking being able to see the reader would be better..

im switching to your version ^^

[ARon10787]

You lost me with all the commentary.

[AmSpazz]

Haha. If you're confused about what is dripping down your nose it's your brain. This is a horrible fic.

[Azadeth666]

The heavy Scottish accents make the thing incomprehensible to listen to...which is probably a good thing.

[TheRaenStrife]

you guys are cool

[sydsvidsofdoom]

This is either trolling gone horribly right, or fanfiction gone horribly, HORRIBLE wrong. I'm hoping to high heaven that ti's the first one because if people are really this stupid IRL I just might cry.

[giantgymnst]

I would like to propose marriage?

[giantgymnst]

Id like to propose marriage

[Juno83]

This is hilarious, I guess Ebony doesn't give a rats ass about the dress code. XD

[tareek9]

every time i hear i cant see how someone helped her with the spelling unless they made it worse

[1wowme1]

JK Rowling and Amy Lee and Hot Topic are all hiding in shame LOL

[Jodjoddod]

Her friend 'raven' has an account saying she was 14 in 2005. Maybe that will give a little hint about how old Tara was when she wrote this.

[artman40]

So Ebony is the second lowest vampire in the fictional vampire hierarchy?

[Turquoiserose13]

I don't know who Amy Lee is... I must be a prep.

[ElfishgirlVayla]

@Turquoiserose13 I think its the singer of Evanesance (thats probably spelled wrong)

But I might be wrong myself...

[hichixichifoeva]

"oooh it begins..." xD I love you and your readings!

[OtakuSapien]

Hot Topic isn't even in England. it's only in America and Puerto Rico.

[EmteeThotsRinny]

you guys sound hott :D

[xXLotusxInxBloomXx]

Oh God. I love the tangents you guys go off on, I think they're the only actual bearable parts of this atrocity that ravages the internet.

[Frollockinthemeadow]

This is the most amazing thing ever.

[RevvolutionMan]

Tara Gilesbie is a troll; an incredibly well thought out one, but a troll nonetheless. You'll be surprised how much more you can laugh at the trolling rather than cringe at the terrible writing.

[Banisoup]

@RevvolutionMan Yes, but I've done some snooping around and I've never been able to find anything about her except that she's quite possibly real. In fact, it makes it funnier if she is. There's no way to point that she's real, but there is no way to point out she's fake either.

[Carnage1235]

Oh, and this takes place in England, in the Harry Potter universe.

As a Brit LIVING in London, I wish to say, I have never, EVER seen a Hot Topic anywhere in this country.

I wish this bitch would do a tiny bit of a background check before she sets up her story.

I can't help but wonder if the creator of the fanfic is a troll of some kind, I mean, nobody (except Christian Weston Chandler, but the Internet's favourite Autistic Manchild hero is 100% genuine) can be this stupid.

[LRMReading]

@Carnage1235 Scotland. Hogwarts in in the Highlands. <.<

[Carnage1235]

Is it? The point is, have you EVER seen a Hot Topic in Scotland yourselves my Neighbours to the North? Cause I've never seen one in England.

[LRMReading]

@Carnage1235 No, they don't have any chains in the whole of the UK as far as I know. Shame, all the vampire kids'll have to get their pretentious shite somewhere else. My heart weeps. ;o

[GeorgeUKCFC]

@LRMReading Thank God.

[XXXKingofSorrow]

@LRMReading

One more reason we're badass, eh?

[trafficlights1]

@LRMReading

His/her heart was in the right place :P

[XXXKingofSorrow]

@LRMReading THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!

[btbbaby]

@Carnage1235 oh yes, the fact that she didn't background check Hot Topic is the biggest problem with this story

[Carnage1235]

Sounds like you're defending this story?

And it isn't the lone fact that she forgot to check that there was any hot Topic's in the U.K, but it was all the other facts that she just neglects to learn about, or have any BASIC knowledge for. I mean, for example, even if there WERE Hot Topics in the U.K, why the fuck would Wizards want to go in a muggle clothes shop? And its basic common sense to do a small background check if you're intending for anything you write to be at least half decent.

[metabog]

@Carnage1235 Lmao, she doesn't get that it takes place in Britain. She randomly refers to Harry as having "a hot english accent". Duh, lol. I'm still almost 99% sure that it's a troll fic, because she writes the old english style parts (thou, thy) perfectly, and she does the punctuation perfectly when she writes those parts, which kind of seems like some guy with good grammar trying to act as an illiterate goth girl.

[happylizard08]

@Carnage1235 she isnt a troll...which makes it worse :S

[Carnage1235]

I really hate the My Immortal fanfic, i'm sorry, I just do, for so many reasons.

The Main character is such a damn Mary Sue aswell, and the author doesn't even realise.

[TheBigBlueNargle]

MADE MY DAY AGAIN

[ladysovlover17]

the person who drew the picture on this vid is really nice.

[TheMintyMuffin]

Your accents make it almost impossible for me to comprehend what this monster has written. I <3 u 4 th@, lolz!

[XXXKingofSorrow]

01:57 (ish) to 02:00

Okay, let me grab my coat.

[RanMouri82]

I love the *GOTH* drawing and your interspersed snark. (Never knew they sold all that in Hot Topic.) Great job!

[XXXKingofSorrow]

So, basically, she ran blindfolded into a Hot Topicand grabbed everything she could before security could catch her.

[EternalExplosionist]

you guys just made my day =D

[Tunazap]

You guys are the coolest <3