mmm... treat women like James Bond.... queue scene of Sean Connery slapping the woman in "From Russia with love". No, seriously, look it up, when they're on the train
There are nice guys, and there are assholes. "Gentleman" is just another word for "being nice so I can fuck you later".
Being romantic just for the sake of getting someone into the sack is absolutely dishonest, and it makes for a shitty relationship if it comes to fruition. It's people/shows like this that perpetuate this nonsense.
This is absurd. Being a Gentleman isn't about technicalities. It isn't about standing up when a woman leaves for the bathroom (seriously, what?). Being a gentleman is being polite and respectful to others. Things like holding the door for a woman is a nice thing to do, but it is not necessary. Clearly this lady is too focused on material and etiquette and has no idea what being a true gentleman requires.
To clarify a misnomer, being a gentleman and being a loser push-over is not the same thing. Being a true gentleman is about standing tall without having to stand on others. Keep faith all of my genteel brothers ^~^
Wow, everyone's so negative. =/ Believe it or not, there are still women out there that would appreciate these kinds of things, and if no one is man enough to realize that then they'll totally miss out on some wonderful girls. Gentlemen ftw.
Being a gentleman gets you literally nowhere, ive been one my whole life. You know what it gets you? Literally nothing. Don't waste your time or money. Women say they want a gentleman but dont believe it. Seriously, im not kidding around here.
Not true my man, not true. You've just run into the wrong ladies. Being a gentleman goes a LONG way with the right kind of girls. Trust me, this is coming from a lady in love with a complete gentleman. Just hold out. She'll come. =)
Well, her advice is outdated, but so is the notion that ppls' sex lives and morals are somehow connected. Unless you lie and manipulate to get what you want, there's nothing wrong with wanting to have meaningless sex with no strings attached, and there's also nothing wrong with holding out for that special someone and only wanting to have sex with someone you love. This is the 21st century, and it's about time we stop judging eachother based on who, where, when and how many ppl we have sex with.
sexist crap! dont get me wrong, you can;t go wrong with some charm, but "be assertive, take control" bullshit. and she is women, too! she should know better. she makes me sick. she is giving men the complete wrong idea abou us women
Try this next time you go out to eat with a large group of friends. Whenever someone has to go to the toilet everybody else just stand up! AWKWARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.............
Oh and what about when same sex couples go out on a date? Most of these 'rules' wouldn't really apply. Do lesbian couples get a free meal because there won't be anybody there to pay for it??? This dating advice chick is a stupid bitch!
This bitch has no idea what she's talking about. She thinks it's still the early 60's or something. I refuse to pay for a womans meal or drinks, or anything other than a birthday or something special and sincere. I've never dated a woman that doesn't have a job too, so what makes my money any less valuable than hers? Men always being forced to make the first move with everything is bullshit too. Women that think like this bitch are ruining relations between the sexs across the fucking globe.
Don't spend money on a date. That should be a crucial man financial tip in the other video. You'll have less credit card debt if you don't piss away money on expensive restaurants with some stuck-up bitch.
BASICALLY: WORSHIP A WOMAN. That's all there is to it guys. We men should lie on the ground so they can step on us. We should pay for everything. We should carry them to the car.
All the while they do................... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR US
@willemdawillem And to make matters worse, they expect u 2 sit there like a bitch and take it like a "man" whenever they are rude to you or yelling at you for a small reason. but thats the ONLY problem i have with teenage girls though.
i did wat he did at the end to a girl on the school bus once and booooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i got her attention right off the back (kiss her on the top of her hand) i swear chivelry is dead but it can be reborn if woman renounces thier wrtongs and stop treating us like shit whenever we try to do something nice for them like commonj courtasy grrrrrrrrr (had a bad expierience once while holding open the door for ppl)
girls that are slutty, trashy, or have low self-esteem need to be treated like garbage for them to be into you, you basically have to be cocky as hell. You'll basically want to fuck it and chuck it anyways because their not usually GF material. If a girls intellegant, has alot self respect, and is all around a "nice" girl you kind of have to open doors for them and what not. But chances are their looking for that guy who is prince charming , perfect one and a million guy that doesnt excist.
@Bilgot to u guys out there, there are sluts everywhere, US, canada, asia, germany, russia, africa, cuba.. but really though, guys are the epiphany of the word whore.
@mrsbarrybadass12 sluttiness varies by region and culture, so saying there is sluttiness here and there and listing countries doesn't disprove his point much.
As for guys being whores...I dunno if I understand the use of that term on men. I guess you can say that, but since just about all men are wired to act in such a way it seems pointless.
Whore is used on women because, all things considered such behavior is unexpected of them. With men, it would be the opposite.
@Futuregohan14 wtf r u saying.. it's my opinion. it doesn't matter wat i say to u. just like wat u just wrote doesn't matter to mean. and there is no difference of the term slut in other countries. it's a mean definition like hoes and bitches and whores. get it! so check urself! i hate arrogant ppl like u cuz u think ur so smart when ur not. everyone is right on here cuz it's there own opinion.
@mrsbarrybadass12 I said that the behavior of girls(level of sluttiness) varies by region and culture. Sorry if I wasn't clear.
Secondly, this is a comment section. You're free to offer your opinion, but I am also free to challenge it and provoke a discussion. That's not arrogant, and offering your opinion does not make you instantly correct. You can be wrong, and I'm allowed to say that.
Work on your grammar. You're saying that I'm not smart, but the way you write kind of weakens your point.
@Futuregohan14 like i said, no it doesn't. ur so retarded. do u think ppl give a fuck about ur culture on how slutty u can be.. u fuck 20 guys in china or u fuck 20 guys in germany, it's still 20 guys.
@mrsbarrybadass12 You have completely mis understood what I was trying to say. I wasn't talking about my culture. In either case, you clearly don't have any intellect so I'll leave this alone. Maybe when you grow up you'll realize that people who disagree with you are not always "retarded".
@Futuregohan14 it doesn't matter wat culture u have or dn't have. im talkin about all cultures!! it doesn't matter!!!! and for someone to have a great user name like futuregohan from dragonball, ur a fucking disgrace. just shut ur hole and admit ur wrong.
in america- a girl fucks 50 guys regardless ur a porn star or prostitute or just a regualr girl, ur a slut in china- same thing, in canada- same thing, in africa- same thing, especially if ur in india or iran them muslim, it's the same thing
@mrsbarrybadass12 Once again, failing to address the point and becoming exceedingly defensive. I never disputed that a girl who fucks 50 guys is not slutty in other places-that isn't what I meant by "sluttiness varies by culture". What I keep trying to tell you is that different cultures have varying numbers of girls who behave in slutty ways(in other words, sluttiness varies by region).
I don't know why you're so opposed to such an obvious statement.
@mrsbarrybadass12 To illustrate my point-there are more young British girls acting in a slutty manner(screwing lots and lots of guys casually) than there are young Kuwaiti girls. This is because modern English society does not shame typically "slutty" behavior the same way that Kuwait and many other Arab nations do.
@mrsbarrybadass12 And yes a girl who screws 50 guys over a year or two is considered slutty just about anywhere, but in some cultures(particularly more conservative arab cultures) even screwing one or two guys outside of marriage or relationships can earn you the label "slut", while in America people would likely care less. In fact, being seen alone in public with a man who isn't your husband is ground for sluttiness/shaming in places like Saudi Arabia. Different cultures see it differently.
@Futuregohan14 omg ur hopeless... ur not making any points that show ur smart, it's just a opinion (wat "I" thought of and it had nothing to do with culture and such. no one said anything about culture and ur failing in common sense
@mrsbarrybadass12 it makes perfect sense dude he's saying depending on where you live or religion or even practice (Mormon, etc.) all those cultures and races have different aspects on WHAT exactly is slutiness in Arab countries (unless ur dumb enoughy not to read up on ur history) a guy could have 50 wives in one lifetime mostly at the same time but else where when a girl does thew same thing (slept with or otherwise) she's labled a 'slut' get it now or shall i explain more?
I wouldn't date a woman who doesn't think the genders are equal. Men who follow this video's advice are going to end up going broke from buying jewelry for some stuck-up bitch.
the lady is just giving strong advice to men. don't understand why you guys would think shes a slut.. the whole man paying and women doesn't, is not based on 'equal rights' its being considerate towards the girl and there is nothing wrong with that.. some points she says is a little over board but a lot of things she says is quite valid. the guy doesn't HAVE to do everything she says, shes just giving advice. lol wonder why people have a hard time accepting advice :P
@Maha87 Her advice is very poor. Literally about 90% of the stuff she says here does not apply, ESPECIALLY when it comes to younger women in the age group that most commonly views this site.
A guy who actually takes this seriously will come off as needy, clingy, over-eager to please, and supplicating. His success rate will be damn close to zero.
Just go read around on the net. Legions of men can confirm just how little the whole "gentleman" behavior will get you.
@Futuregohan14 i'm viewed as a gentlemen by everyone here and i'm not everything u mentioned i hold doors open for ppl all the time Hitch gives better asdvice then this chick does tho i agree on that lvl but some stuff she says is true u always ALWAYSD pasy for the check or "bill" if u would call it that and u stand out of respect something knights and court halls did all the time in the middle ages so not all of it is like that (raely seen in today's world)
@knightace2002 Kid, here's something you need to know. Take it from someone who has been doing the "nice guy" thing a lot longer than you. Knights did the chivalry thing out of respect for women who deserved it. Women were seen as worthy then and(judgin from how they behaved), most were.
Today, most are not worthy of such blind chivalry. In fact, many will not respect it when given. You must beware of this-dont waste your chivalry on people who do not deserve it and wont appreciate it.
@Futuregohan14 idk i'm 21 and was raised by my mom and our family isd big on the knights code i already know they were worthy of it but only about 5% of the woman deserve it in todays world and all are pretty much taken but i will take wat u told me to heart even tho ik it already
This lady seems like an old fashioned bitch. Just saying. Its common sense to be polite and courteous with those you're on a date with but this woman sounds very demanding.
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and right they are, how dare i say such a thing! outrageous xD but hey, if we go for the whole emancipation thing, why not let us girl open doors ourselves. we can do it! xD
well, i'm not very keen on guys who who hold open doors OR feminism, i'm just a human being (admittedly female xD) trying to have a nice life with other human beings :D
Congratulations yourself on being presumptuous and wrong.
Nothing about what I said insinuates a double-standard--you are being very presumptuous. Furthermore, I very much dislike men who think with their dicks and fuck anything that moves.
Would you consider a girl slutty for fucking men she hardly knows?
@mwtillotson Well I'll also have to congratulate myself on finding the small percentage of guys that are like you. Point is, girls get a lot of flak just for giving into drunken, hormonal urges, while guys get praised for it.
And yes, if someone made a "habit" of fucking men she hardly knows, then I would feel comfortable calling her a slut. "Once in a while" people dont bother me.
all this stuff SOUNDS like good advice but it really not, cuz it sounds like what girls want but it really ist well that is if ur trying to pick a girl up. this is only good advice to ppl already in a relationship.
DEAR COLLEGE HUMOR. YOUR VIDEOS ARE REALLY FUNNY, BUT THIS IS NOT. IT IS A COMMERCIAL! YOU ARE HEAR TO MAKE ME LAUGH, NOT SELL ME SOMETHING. STOP THIS NOW!
repost this on all crucial man videos if you do not want a good comedy channel to sellout
seriously, these tips wouldnt work and would just make you look out of place and cheesy...whats so wrong with being yourself these days? i dont mean like you should behave like an ogre, but next they are going to ask us to pay up all the bills and kneel and kiss their feet or something...hope they cancel this shit.
I love that they disabled comments on Haircuts, which was essentially an infomercial for the sponsor's electric hair shaver. I actually enjoyed these, and felt they provided pretty useful information with some light humor every now and then, but that haircut one was just ridiculous.
The sad thing is that all the people who hate the videos are probably the ones who need it the most. I mean look at them, they hate it and only come in to complain, sounding like poorly-educated, immature 14 year olds.
That being said, I don't understand the reasoning behind standing up when she needs to use the bathroom, that sounds creepy.
No, the people who complain have a right to complain since this doesn't fit into Collegehumor category. In return we get a series of insipid bullshit that isn't humor in the least.
jon gabrus is so funny
guitaromania1345 2 weeks ago
be courteous? smack em in the head with a keyboard.......
teddysaldanha 3 weeks ago
why does this have so many dislikes? I love this guy!
finaldestiny17 3 weeks ago
Dafuq is dis chic smoking? Don't lift ur fork until she does? Fuck that, if I'm paying I'll do whatever I want...
avkid27 1 month ago
@granturismite FYI, it cue nit queue in this case :)
CelloJello555 1 month ago
oiyoyoy, someone needs to bring this woman down a peg or two
brknspacebar 2 months ago
My girlfriend wont let me pay or pay her back!!!
coolinlogo 2 months ago 10
@coolinlogo marry her
shawnyadeadhomie 1 month ago
This b*tch is either single or dates losers.
napalmsirius 3 months ago
FYI this is horrible advice and is for comedy purposes.
Just thought it was worth saying before too many people try it and end up getting hurt lol.
Clint945 3 months ago 2
@Clint945 so you are saying a girl doesn't want a guy that is charming, pays her compliments, and picks up the bill? Are we watching the same video?
davethedrummer1 2 months ago
@davethedrummer1
A girl wants a guy who his a guy...
Not a dressed up puppy dog, adhearing to social rules set in the Victorian era.
You act like this on a date, you're going to piss people off...
Trust me.
Clint945 1 month ago
Guys it's not actually proper advice. All u idiots who r like 'this is retarded' shut up it's made to make you laugh
MightyKill11 3 months ago 2
so i should be a slave basically and do everything for her? fair enough..
RLangthorp 3 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
mmm... treat women like James Bond.... queue scene of Sean Connery slapping the woman in "From Russia with love". No, seriously, look it up, when they're on the train
granturismite 3 months ago
this isnt true,...... for some reason girls tend to date assholes
kuel 4 months ago
This is helpful but not true
lankey001 4 months ago
The bitch's a fucking slut.No gentleman would kiss a lady on the cheek as a thank you.
spidermangreatestfan 4 months ago in playlist More videos from collegehumor
There are nice guys, and there are assholes. "Gentleman" is just another word for "being nice so I can fuck you later".
Being romantic just for the sake of getting someone into the sack is absolutely dishonest, and it makes for a shitty relationship if it comes to fruition. It's people/shows like this that perpetuate this nonsense.
davethehostage 4 months ago 2
@callmeIan good luck with that
00intensity00 5 months ago
Boobs.
kaiserbunny132 6 months ago
This is absurd. Being a Gentleman isn't about technicalities. It isn't about standing up when a woman leaves for the bathroom (seriously, what?). Being a gentleman is being polite and respectful to others. Things like holding the door for a woman is a nice thing to do, but it is not necessary. Clearly this lady is too focused on material and etiquette and has no idea what being a true gentleman requires.
LudicLorenzo 6 months ago
Women who actually expect this shit from guys.. I kind of want to punch them in the head.
wingsofmajesty 8 months ago
lol nothing I didn't already know, that's how I got my lady ;D
Disciplejoe777 9 months ago
To clarify a misnomer, being a gentleman and being a loser push-over is not the same thing. Being a true gentleman is about standing tall without having to stand on others. Keep faith all of my genteel brothers ^~^
KeiShifu 1 year ago
Wow, everyone's so negative. =/ Believe it or not, there are still women out there that would appreciate these kinds of things, and if no one is man enough to realize that then they'll totally miss out on some wonderful girls. Gentlemen ftw.
SashaxParemvi 1 year ago
Seams like 2654 guys watched that clip.... lol
nickh310 1 year ago
Being a gentleman gets you literally nowhere, ive been one my whole life. You know what it gets you? Literally nothing. Don't waste your time or money. Women say they want a gentleman but dont believe it. Seriously, im not kidding around here.
cilayin 1 year ago
@cilayin
Not true my man, not true. You've just run into the wrong ladies. Being a gentleman goes a LONG way with the right kind of girls. Trust me, this is coming from a lady in love with a complete gentleman. Just hold out. She'll come. =)
SashaxParemvi 1 year ago
@SashaxParemvi Then you my friend are in the minority. Ladies are border-line extinct. lol
BBoyPhreshershist 11 months ago
@cilayin There's a difference between being a gentleman, and being too nice. People often mistake them for going hand in hand, but they don't.
stiffz 8 months ago
Well, her advice is outdated, but so is the notion that ppls' sex lives and morals are somehow connected. Unless you lie and manipulate to get what you want, there's nothing wrong with wanting to have meaningless sex with no strings attached, and there's also nothing wrong with holding out for that special someone and only wanting to have sex with someone you love. This is the 21st century, and it's about time we stop judging eachother based on who, where, when and how many ppl we have sex with.
CrazyliciousFlavor 1 year ago
what difference does it make if you eat first?
spyfreakm16 1 year ago
sexist crap! dont get me wrong, you can;t go wrong with some charm, but "be assertive, take control" bullshit. and she is women, too! she should know better. she makes me sick. she is giving men the complete wrong idea abou us women
aliBanali103 1 year ago
Try this next time you go out to eat with a large group of friends. Whenever someone has to go to the toilet everybody else just stand up! AWKWARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD.............
Oh and what about when same sex couples go out on a date? Most of these 'rules' wouldn't really apply. Do lesbian couples get a free meal because there won't be anybody there to pay for it??? This dating advice chick is a stupid bitch!
adtakas 1 year ago
This bitch has no idea what she's talking about. She thinks it's still the early 60's or something. I refuse to pay for a womans meal or drinks, or anything other than a birthday or something special and sincere. I've never dated a woman that doesn't have a job too, so what makes my money any less valuable than hers? Men always being forced to make the first move with everything is bullshit too. Women that think like this bitch are ruining relations between the sexs across the fucking globe.
callmeIan 1 year ago
Don't spend money on a date. That should be a crucial man financial tip in the other video. You'll have less credit card debt if you don't piss away money on expensive restaurants with some stuck-up bitch.
spinemelter2000 1 year ago
BASICALLY: WORSHIP A WOMAN. That's all there is to it guys. We men should lie on the ground so they can step on us. We should pay for everything. We should carry them to the car.
All the while they do................... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR US
willemdawillem 1 year ago
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touretteslover 1 year ago
@touretteslover
not interested, sorry.. only fall for women who respect men as well
willemdawillem 1 year ago
@willemdawillem You never had a good sandwich.
BeyondInfinium 1 year ago
@willemdawillem And to make matters worse, they expect u 2 sit there like a bitch and take it like a "man" whenever they are rude to you or yelling at you for a small reason. but thats the ONLY problem i have with teenage girls though.
spyfreakm16 1 year ago
Gentleman only exist around ladies.
lagpcg 1 year ago 79
@lagpcg Yes. They do, and it's awesome to be a gentleman. When you perfect it as second nature it's easy.
AdamsTeinz 4 months ago
haha, james bond like raped one chick in a movie/ these videos suck dick
Dalzor27 1 year ago
i did wat he did at the end to a girl on the school bus once and booooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i got her attention right off the back (kiss her on the top of her hand) i swear chivelry is dead but it can be reborn if woman renounces thier wrtongs and stop treating us like shit whenever we try to do something nice for them like commonj courtasy grrrrrrrrr (had a bad expierience once while holding open the door for ppl)
knightace2002 1 year ago
He looks like Jack Black
00chicken101 1 year ago
why would she say that- charming is seduction without the sex, then she wants to sleep with you??
u can tell she's a slut if she's saying shit like that...
mrsbarrybadass12 1 year ago
I always go Dutch when eating out. If she's not OK with that then she's not the kind of girl I'd get along with anyway.
risbolla 1 year ago
this is boring.
banana0dance 1 year ago
girls that are slutty, trashy, or have low self-esteem need to be treated like garbage for them to be into you, you basically have to be cocky as hell. You'll basically want to fuck it and chuck it anyways because their not usually GF material. If a girls intellegant, has alot self respect, and is all around a "nice" girl you kind of have to open doors for them and what not. But chances are their looking for that guy who is prince charming , perfect one and a million guy that doesnt excist.
5959512 1 year ago 11
just watch the video with no sound, the chick is hot to look at.....LOL wish we could turn the audio off on some women in real life.......ZING!
SLAM1002 1 year ago
@SLAM1002 lol
ShaweBlessed 1 year ago
Worst dating advice you could possibly receive. This "dating expert" doesn't know shit.
Futuregohan14 1 year ago
I absolutely fucking agree. Humanity is demoralized and real women don't exist anymore, fucking whores.
UNLESS, you move to Europe
jasonextreme 1 year ago 3
@jasonextreme
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greenwall100 1 year ago
@jasonextreme
Sorry bro. I live in Europe, and girls are slutty as hell over here as well.
Bilgot 1 year ago
@Bilgot Yeah, Bilgot is right. Eastern Europe might leave you slightly better off, but even that is no guarantee.
It still beats much of the west, though. So do Latin America and Asia.
Futuregohan14 1 year ago
@Bilgot to u guys out there, there are sluts everywhere, US, canada, asia, germany, russia, africa, cuba.. but really though, guys are the epiphany of the word whore.
mrsbarrybadass12 1 year ago
@mrsbarrybadass12 sluttiness varies by region and culture, so saying there is sluttiness here and there and listing countries doesn't disprove his point much.
As for guys being whores...I dunno if I understand the use of that term on men. I guess you can say that, but since just about all men are wired to act in such a way it seems pointless.
Whore is used on women because, all things considered such behavior is unexpected of them. With men, it would be the opposite.
Futuregohan14 1 year ago
@Futuregohan14 wtf r u saying.. it's my opinion. it doesn't matter wat i say to u. just like wat u just wrote doesn't matter to mean. and there is no difference of the term slut in other countries. it's a mean definition like hoes and bitches and whores. get it! so check urself! i hate arrogant ppl like u cuz u think ur so smart when ur not. everyone is right on here cuz it's there own opinion.
mrsbarrybadass12 1 year ago
@mrsbarrybadass12 I said that the behavior of girls(level of sluttiness) varies by region and culture. Sorry if I wasn't clear.
Secondly, this is a comment section. You're free to offer your opinion, but I am also free to challenge it and provoke a discussion. That's not arrogant, and offering your opinion does not make you instantly correct. You can be wrong, and I'm allowed to say that.
Work on your grammar. You're saying that I'm not smart, but the way you write kind of weakens your point.
Futuregohan14 1 year ago
@Futuregohan14 like i said, no it doesn't. ur so retarded. do u think ppl give a fuck about ur culture on how slutty u can be.. u fuck 20 guys in china or u fuck 20 guys in germany, it's still 20 guys.
mrsbarrybadass12 1 year ago
@mrsbarrybadass12 You have completely mis understood what I was trying to say. I wasn't talking about my culture. In either case, you clearly don't have any intellect so I'll leave this alone. Maybe when you grow up you'll realize that people who disagree with you are not always "retarded".
Futuregohan14 1 year ago
@Futuregohan14 it doesn't matter wat culture u have or dn't have. im talkin about all cultures!! it doesn't matter!!!! and for someone to have a great user name like futuregohan from dragonball, ur a fucking disgrace. just shut ur hole and admit ur wrong.
in america- a girl fucks 50 guys regardless ur a porn star or prostitute or just a regualr girl, ur a slut in china- same thing, in canada- same thing, in africa- same thing, especially if ur in india or iran them muslim, it's the same thing
mrsbarrybadass12 1 year ago
@mrsbarrybadass12 Once again, failing to address the point and becoming exceedingly defensive. I never disputed that a girl who fucks 50 guys is not slutty in other places-that isn't what I meant by "sluttiness varies by culture". What I keep trying to tell you is that different cultures have varying numbers of girls who behave in slutty ways(in other words, sluttiness varies by region).
I don't know why you're so opposed to such an obvious statement.
Futuregohan14 1 year ago
@mrsbarrybadass12 To illustrate my point-there are more young British girls acting in a slutty manner(screwing lots and lots of guys casually) than there are young Kuwaiti girls. This is because modern English society does not shame typically "slutty" behavior the same way that Kuwait and many other Arab nations do.
Do you understand me now?
Futuregohan14 1 year ago
@mrsbarrybadass12 And yes a girl who screws 50 guys over a year or two is considered slutty just about anywhere, but in some cultures(particularly more conservative arab cultures) even screwing one or two guys outside of marriage or relationships can earn you the label "slut", while in America people would likely care less. In fact, being seen alone in public with a man who isn't your husband is ground for sluttiness/shaming in places like Saudi Arabia. Different cultures see it differently.
Futuregohan14 1 year ago
@Futuregohan14 omg ur hopeless... ur not making any points that show ur smart, it's just a opinion (wat "I" thought of and it had nothing to do with culture and such. no one said anything about culture and ur failing in common sense
mrsbarrybadass12 1 year ago
@mrsbarrybadass12 it makes perfect sense dude he's saying depending on where you live or religion or even practice (Mormon, etc.) all those cultures and races have different aspects on WHAT exactly is slutiness in Arab countries (unless ur dumb enoughy not to read up on ur history) a guy could have 50 wives in one lifetime mostly at the same time but else where when a girl does thew same thing (slept with or otherwise) she's labled a 'slut' get it now or shall i explain more?
knightace2002 1 year ago
@knightace2002 u think i don't know that.. no one said anything about religion. he bought it up. and ur just butting in.
mrsbarrybadass12 1 year ago
hm, this might work... if the women you are after is 45+ years old :O
Hududding 1 year ago
I wouldn't date a woman who doesn't think the genders are equal. Men who follow this video's advice are going to end up going broke from buying jewelry for some stuck-up bitch.
spinemelter2000 2 years ago 2
Equal rights my ass. Women always get it off easier than men in this day and age
lordoYYH255 2 years ago
Yep. Feminists say they want to be equal, but at the same time they want chivalry which is a sexist system.
Roerpues 2 years ago
yea like say if we were to do something equally bad, women in most cases would get less years in prison then the man would.
lordoYYH255 2 years ago
Girls can slap you but you can't slap them. Equal Rights.
Roerpues 2 years ago
chivalry is dead because women killed it
lordoYYH255 2 years ago 3
No point in being a gentleman anymore. Ladies are extinct
stevok777 2 years ago 101
@stevok777
But hey...who doesn't like sluts?
fuckyouimtall 1 year ago
@stevok777 I agree.
Haven't been on a date without being annoyed for a long long time.
stiffz 8 months ago
RICK JAMES... bond
TheZekei 2 years ago
the lady is just giving strong advice to men. don't understand why you guys would think shes a slut.. the whole man paying and women doesn't, is not based on 'equal rights' its being considerate towards the girl and there is nothing wrong with that.. some points she says is a little over board but a lot of things she says is quite valid. the guy doesn't HAVE to do everything she says, shes just giving advice. lol wonder why people have a hard time accepting advice :P
Maha87 2 years ago
@Maha87 Her advice is very poor. Literally about 90% of the stuff she says here does not apply, ESPECIALLY when it comes to younger women in the age group that most commonly views this site.
A guy who actually takes this seriously will come off as needy, clingy, over-eager to please, and supplicating. His success rate will be damn close to zero.
Just go read around on the net. Legions of men can confirm just how little the whole "gentleman" behavior will get you.
Futuregohan14 1 year ago
@Futuregohan14
well i guess your right and it wouldnt work if your a Mutton Chop Bulldyke Lesbo !!
greenwall100 1 year ago 3
What kind of screen name is Futuregohan14 HAHAHA?
ARTEESVIDA09 1 year ago
DragonballZ. I watched it as a kid. I also made this screen name when I was a kid.
Futuregohan14 1 year ago
@Futuregohan14 Yeah it's pretty sad that that has become fact...I guess it's becoming true that nice guys finish last.
Mustdang 1 year ago
@Futuregohan14 i'm viewed as a gentlemen by everyone here and i'm not everything u mentioned i hold doors open for ppl all the time Hitch gives better asdvice then this chick does tho i agree on that lvl but some stuff she says is true u always ALWAYSD pasy for the check or "bill" if u would call it that and u stand out of respect something knights and court halls did all the time in the middle ages so not all of it is like that (raely seen in today's world)
knightace2002 1 year ago
@knightace2002 Kid, here's something you need to know. Take it from someone who has been doing the "nice guy" thing a lot longer than you. Knights did the chivalry thing out of respect for women who deserved it. Women were seen as worthy then and(judgin from how they behaved), most were.
Today, most are not worthy of such blind chivalry. In fact, many will not respect it when given. You must beware of this-dont waste your chivalry on people who do not deserve it and wont appreciate it.
Futuregohan14 1 year ago
@Futuregohan14 idk i'm 21 and was raised by my mom and our family isd big on the knights code i already know they were worthy of it but only about 5% of the woman deserve it in todays world and all are pretty much taken but i will take wat u told me to heart even tho ik it already
knightace2002 1 year ago
lmfao
" just run in with a condom on "
Nsphere 2 years ago
grandmotherfucker lol
Ish55 2 years ago 3
James Bond doesn't wear any...
WilliamBrothers 2 years ago
Is it ungentlemanly for me to say that I love that chicks tits?
25manorpark 2 years ago
@25manorpark not at all if you use an apostrophe like chick's then they know you are smart.
hottieEJ 2 years ago
pwned.
DarRental 2 years ago
This lady seems like an old fashioned bitch. Just saying. Its common sense to be polite and courteous with those you're on a date with but this woman sounds very demanding.
koolkiddd 2 years ago
wow 0:18 was not gentleman like lol
Minfire 2 years ago
How many people want to bet that the lady giving advice is SINGLE!! She was a stuckup bitch lol.
Flamedrakon 2 years ago
Nah, there's always a nice guy that would suck up to her and follow her every command.
Seraku15 2 years ago
Julie Awesome? Oh, never mind.
hexachordal 2 years ago
What i dont get...Why should i stand up when shes going to the bathroom?
EmbrunFalcon91 2 years ago 4
@OrvilleCaii351 OMG NO WAY
magemagic101 2 years ago
I got it, this must be satirical. Wasn't sure, but the last time I just skipped fast through it...
Wowbagger86 2 years ago 2
jack black by any chance?
TheotheDev 2 years ago
wow Lexi is hot!
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theamazingnib 2 years ago
ok... so i need to work harder on my sco'ish accent... got that!
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"you can not let her pay!"
oh really?
TheNootzWhoo 2 years ago
Wow, what a controlling bitch. If pampering this bitch is what it means to be a gentleman, then no thank you.
BeyondInfinium 2 years ago 4
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i hate it when guys hold open doors for me. it's awkward.. i've already forbidden my boyfriend to do it xD
keepXonXrockin 2 years ago
others dont agree I see xD
TheOpenJam 2 years ago
@TheOpenJam
and right they are, how dare i say such a thing! outrageous xD but hey, if we go for the whole emancipation thing, why not let us girl open doors ourselves. we can do it! xD
keepXonXrockin 2 years ago
yeah that's the twist in this thing: u guys wanna be independent and also have doors held and stuff.
but both of those things are just stuff you think u want.
what you need is a
CRUCIAL
MAN.
presented by Philipps Norelco ooouuh yeah.
TheOpenJam 2 years ago 2
@TheOpenJam
well, i'm not very keen on guys who who hold open doors OR feminism, i'm just a human being (admittedly female xD) trying to have a nice life with other human beings :D
and maybe even with a crucial man xD
keepXonXrockin 2 years ago
Fact: If a girl has sex with someone and knows them so little that she wonders if he'll call back, she is a slut.
The girl giving advice in this video is a slut.
mwtillotson 2 years ago 37
lol... That I would have to agree
pacfusion 2 years ago
@mwtillotson Perfect! I need her number pronto.
mikez565 2 years ago
OOOO, so true!!!! 10/10
razvan4356 2 years ago
@mwtillotson
one hot slut though
flameboy235 1 year ago
@mwtillotson
good point!
adamenko89 1 year ago
@mwtillotson Likely a double standard. Congrats.
Monerasauce 11 months ago
@Monerasauce
Congratulations yourself on being presumptuous and wrong.
Nothing about what I said insinuates a double-standard--you are being very presumptuous. Furthermore, I very much dislike men who think with their dicks and fuck anything that moves.
Would you consider a girl slutty for fucking men she hardly knows?
mwtillotson 11 months ago
@mwtillotson Well I'll also have to congratulate myself on finding the small percentage of guys that are like you. Point is, girls get a lot of flak just for giving into drunken, hormonal urges, while guys get praised for it.
And yes, if someone made a "habit" of fucking men she hardly knows, then I would feel comfortable calling her a slut. "Once in a while" people dont bother me.
Monerasauce 11 months ago
@mwtillotson I would consider a girl a slut if she sleeps with men she hardly knows.
Who wouldn't?
stiffz 8 months ago
@stiffz No, that's a whore. Your daughters the slut.
TheAlgonquinator 8 months ago
@TheAlgonquinator lol calm down sir.
I don't have a daughter.
Why the hostility anyway?
stiffz 8 months ago
all this stuff SOUNDS like good advice but it really not, cuz it sounds like what girls want but it really ist well that is if ur trying to pick a girl up. this is only good advice to ppl already in a relationship.
matty0mck 2 years ago
Sellouts, you've ruined CH
RoboticOctopus 2 years ago 2
DEAR COLLEGE HUMOR. YOUR VIDEOS ARE REALLY FUNNY, BUT THIS IS NOT. IT IS A COMMERCIAL! YOU ARE HEAR TO MAKE ME LAUGH, NOT SELL ME SOMETHING. STOP THIS NOW!
repost this on all crucial man videos if you do not want a good comedy channel to sellout
bringyourownbombs78 2 years ago
This is some bullshit. I like these videos, and they are actually educational.
harryps3 2 years ago 3
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BrandonValiquette 2 years ago
This videos has been out less then a month. How did they work on your so called 'girlfriend' if you have been dating her for a year?
pugsley141 2 years ago
Because wanted to break up with me and I saw this video and I did want he said and now she doesn't.
BrandonValiquette 2 years ago
FuCk U!
dejedmaster 2 years ago
STOP THESE FUCKING VIDEOS
InterstateEight91 2 years ago
Both of these chicks....would get the dick.
Juniversal 2 years ago 7
boooobs :D
tymitunie 2 years ago 2
how come no one likes this series?
ADAVIDOLOGIST 2 years ago 7
WHAT KIND OF FOOLISH. equal rights = women pay your own shit.
r3v0lv3rpl0x 2 years ago
@r3v0lv3rpl0x hahaha dude i fucking agree (x
galeoftos 2 years ago
I enjoyed this very much.
fooljeff 2 years ago
moar lexi!
SpecificSpecifick 2 years ago
this is gaaaarrrbbbbiiiiittttccchhhhhhh.....
seriously, these tips wouldnt work and would just make you look out of place and cheesy...whats so wrong with being yourself these days? i dont mean like you should behave like an ogre, but next they are going to ask us to pay up all the bills and kneel and kiss their feet or something...hope they cancel this shit.
jimmervision 2 years ago
HATE IT
hipness1 2 years ago
I'm loving Crucial Man. I find it hilarious while being informative at the same time. It's awesome.
Everyone needs a better sense of humour!
Benvolio10 2 years ago 5
crucial man blows you tard fux...............get it off the airwaves...i might unsubscribe cuz of this shiiiit
jefferyklassen 2 years ago
crucial man sucks take this shit off
cheifsniper 2 years ago
Lol... so you pay for the food but she tells you when you can eat it... 0.o
RantsAndCrap 2 years ago 5
Well 82.000 viewer is not bad......
dream4real 2 years ago
Guys, they need money and apparently they aren't getting enough so they put this out. If you don't like it, don't watch it.
EdibleMushrooms 2 years ago
college humor doesn't learn..
they keep putting up this shit
they think just disabling the comments will do anything
we don't like this damn it
kingramizo 2 years ago
They disabled comments on their newest Crucial Fag video, I hope next they cancel this shit alltogether.
normandie350 2 years ago
we all hope this shit is cancled. its worse than the powerpuff girls! no wait.. that show was awsome, worse than barny!
rawrtravisrawr 2 years ago
hey barny was the shit!
calpurnia34 2 years ago
ironically being a gentleman nowadays is likely to not get u layed at the end of the night. that more of an older gen thing.
HecksVells 2 years ago
I love that they disabled comments on Haircuts, which was essentially an infomercial for the sponsor's electric hair shaver. I actually enjoyed these, and felt they provided pretty useful information with some light humor every now and then, but that haircut one was just ridiculous.
capitalsown 2 years ago 2
You can't comment on the latest Crucial Man clip "Haircuts". Wonder why. :p
Yonnzy 2 years ago 2
I guess it sucked to muuch and everyone said soo lol
Sondredb 2 years ago
Scottish plug FTW.
McGradyBrendan 2 years ago
have a Scottish accent? no
lol
poitraspoi 2 years ago
Usually girls want to pay for the dinner :P and if they don't they will get angry.
mythical1artist 2 years ago
boooooobs
MarnixCB 2 years ago
i dont see how this always get 3 stars
kahah2 2 years ago
The sad thing is that all the people who hate the videos are probably the ones who need it the most. I mean look at them, they hate it and only come in to complain, sounding like poorly-educated, immature 14 year olds.
That being said, I don't understand the reasoning behind standing up when she needs to use the bathroom, that sounds creepy.
soulhunter4444 2 years ago
No, the people who complain have a right to complain since this doesn't fit into Collegehumor category. In return we get a series of insipid bullshit that isn't humor in the least.
esrb12389 2 years ago
she looks so annoyed
Tazraz8 2 years ago
What if I WANT to be single Mr. Cruicial Man?!
zooyorkphantom 2 years ago
Why do you need t o stand up when she goes to the toilet?
NickIsOriginal 2 years ago
what the hell was that? were they trying to make fun of some show on tv? or is it some gay episode thing they have?
glorygold 2 years ago
I HATE CRUSIAL MAN.
MrDeDon2 2 years ago
and spelling? jk
elliotm77 2 years ago 3
i loled
sparklesandcoke 2 years ago
has anybody else seen this guy on 30 rock? i keep seeing him at the writers table but he never has any lines.
terriblecliche 2 years ago
One of my friends did this, she said she was creeped out to him, and act normal.
Ultraheroguy 2 years ago
James Bond never wrapped it before he tapped it.
twuzinkees 2 years ago 3