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  • jon gabrus is so funny

  • be courteous? smack em in the head with a keyboard.......

  • why does this have so many dislikes? I love this guy!

  • Dafuq is dis chic smoking? Don't lift ur fork until she does? Fuck that, if I'm paying I'll do whatever I want...

  • @granturismite FYI, it cue nit queue in this case :)

  • oiyoyoy, someone needs to bring this woman down a peg or two

  • My girlfriend wont let me pay or pay her back!!!

  • @coolinlogo marry her

  • This b*tch is either single or dates losers.

  • FYI this is horrible advice and is for comedy purposes.

    Just thought it was worth saying before too many people try it and end up getting hurt lol.

  • @Clint945 so you are saying a girl doesn't want a guy that is charming, pays her compliments, and picks up the bill? Are we watching the same video?

  • @davethedrummer1

    A girl wants a guy who his a guy...

    Not a dressed up puppy dog, adhearing to social rules set in the Victorian era.

    You act like this on a date, you're going to piss people off...

    Trust me.

  • Guys it's not actually proper advice. All u idiots who r like 'this is retarded' shut up it's made to make you laugh

  • so i should be a slave basically and do everything for her? fair enough..

  • mmm... treat women like James Bond.... queue scene of Sean Connery slapping the woman in "From Russia with love". No, seriously, look it up, when they're on the train

  • this isnt true,...... for some reason girls tend to date assholes

  • This is helpful but not true

  • The bitch's a fucking slut.No gentleman would kiss a lady on the cheek as a thank you.

  • There are nice guys, and there are assholes. "Gentleman" is just another word for "being nice so I can fuck you later".

    Being romantic just for the sake of getting someone into the sack is absolutely dishonest, and it makes for a shitty relationship if it comes to fruition. It's people/shows like this that perpetuate this nonsense.

  • @callmeIan good luck with that

  • Boobs.

  • This is absurd. Being a Gentleman isn't about technicalities. It isn't about standing up when a woman leaves for the bathroom (seriously, what?). Being a gentleman is being polite and respectful to others. Things like holding the door for a woman is a nice thing to do, but it is not necessary. Clearly this lady is too focused on material and etiquette and has no idea what being a true gentleman requires.

  • Women who actually expect this shit from guys.. I kind of want to punch them in the head.

  • lol nothing I didn't already know, that's how I got my lady ;D

  • To clarify a misnomer, being a gentleman and being a loser push-over is not the same thing. Being a true gentleman is about standing tall without having to stand on others. Keep faith all of my genteel brothers ^~^

  • Wow, everyone's so negative. =/ Believe it or not, there are still women out there that would appreciate these kinds of things, and if no one is man enough to realize that then they'll totally miss out on some wonderful girls. Gentlemen ftw.

  • Seams like 2654 guys watched that clip....  lol

  • Being a gentleman gets you literally nowhere, ive been one my whole life. You know what it gets you? Literally nothing. Don't waste your time or money. Women say they want a gentleman but dont believe it. Seriously, im not kidding around here.

  • @cilayin

    Not true my man, not true. You've just run into the wrong ladies. Being a gentleman goes a LONG way with the right kind of girls. Trust me, this is coming from a lady in love with a complete gentleman. Just hold out. She'll come. =)

  • @SashaxParemvi Then you my friend are in the minority. Ladies are border-line extinct. lol

  • @cilayin There's a difference between being a gentleman, and being too nice. People often mistake them for going hand in hand, but they don't.

  • Well, her advice is outdated, but so is the notion that ppls' sex lives and morals are somehow connected. Unless you lie and manipulate to get what you want, there's nothing wrong with wanting to have meaningless sex with no strings attached, and there's also nothing wrong with holding out for that special someone and only wanting to have sex with someone you love. This is the 21st century, and it's about time we stop judging eachother based on who, where, when and how many ppl we have sex with.

  • what difference does it make if you eat first?

  • sexist crap! dont get me wrong, you can;t go wrong with some charm, but "be assertive, take control" bullshit. and she is women, too! she should know better. she makes me sick. she is giving men the complete wrong idea abou us women

  • Try this next time you go out to eat with a large group of friends. Whenever someone has to go to the toilet everybody else just stand up! AWKWARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD......­.......

    Oh and what about when same sex couples go out on a date? Most of these 'rules' wouldn't really apply. Do lesbian couples get a free meal because there won't be anybody there to pay for it??? This dating advice chick is a stupid bitch!

  • This bitch has no idea what she's talking about. She thinks it's still the early 60's or something. I refuse to pay for a womans meal or drinks, or anything other than a birthday or something special and sincere. I've never dated a woman that doesn't have a job too, so what makes my money any less valuable than hers? Men always being forced to make the first move with everything is bullshit too. Women that think like this bitch are ruining relations between the sexs across the fucking globe.

  • Don't spend money on a date. That should be a crucial man financial tip in the other video. You'll have less credit card debt if you don't piss away money on expensive restaurants with some stuck-up bitch.

  • BASICALLY: WORSHIP A WOMAN. That's all there is to it guys. We men should lie on the ground so they can step on us. We should pay for everything. We should carry them to the car.

    All the while they do................... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING FOR US

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  • @touretteslover

    not interested, sorry.. only fall for women who respect men as well

  • @willemdawillem You never had a good sandwich.

  • @willemdawillem And to make matters worse, they expect u 2 sit there like a bitch and take it like a "man" whenever they are rude to you or yelling at you for a small reason. but thats the ONLY problem i have with teenage girls though.

  • Gentleman only exist around ladies.

  • @lagpcg Yes. They do, and it's awesome to be a gentleman. When you perfect it as second nature it's easy.

  • haha, james bond like raped one chick in a movie/ these videos suck dick

  • i did wat he did at the end to a girl on the school bus once and booooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yy i got her attention right off the back (kiss her on the top of her hand) i swear chivelry is dead but it can be reborn if woman renounces thier wrtongs and stop treating us like shit whenever we try to do something nice for them like commonj courtasy grrrrrrrrr (had a bad expierience once while holding open the door for ppl)

  • He looks like Jack Black

  • why would she say that- charming is seduction without the sex, then she wants to sleep with you??

    u can tell she's a slut if she's saying shit like that...

  • I always go Dutch when eating out. If she's not OK with that then she's not the kind of girl I'd get along with anyway.

  • this is boring.

  • girls that are slutty, trashy, or have low self-esteem need to be treated like garbage for them to be into you, you basically have to be cocky as hell. You'll basically want to fuck it and chuck it anyways because their not usually GF material. If a girls intellegant, has alot self respect, and is all around a "nice" girl you kind of have to open doors for them and what not. But chances are their looking for that guy who is prince charming , perfect one and a million guy that doesnt excist.

  • just watch the video with no sound, the chick is hot to look at.....LOL wish we could turn the audio off on some women in real life.......ZING!

  • @SLAM1002 lol

  • Worst dating advice you could possibly receive. This "dating expert" doesn't know shit.

  • I absolutely fucking agree. Humanity is demoralized and real women don't exist anymore, fucking whores.

    UNLESS, you move to Europe

  • @jasonextreme

    +++++111111111

  • @jasonextreme

    Sorry bro. I live in Europe, and girls are slutty as hell over here as well.

  • @Bilgot Yeah, Bilgot is right. Eastern Europe might leave you slightly better off, but even that is no guarantee.

    It still beats much of the west, though. So do Latin America and Asia.

  • @Bilgot to u guys out there, there are sluts everywhere, US, canada, asia, germany, russia, africa, cuba.. but really though, guys are the epiphany of the word whore.

  • @mrsbarrybadass12 sluttiness varies by region and culture, so saying there is sluttiness here and there and listing countries doesn't disprove his point much.

    As for guys being whores...I dunno if I understand the use of that term on men. I guess you can say that, but since just about all men are wired to act in such a way it seems pointless.

    Whore is used on women because, all things considered such behavior is unexpected of them. With men, it would be the opposite.

  • @Futuregohan14 wtf r u saying.. it's my opinion. it doesn't matter wat i say to u. just like wat u just wrote doesn't matter to mean. and there is no difference of the term slut in other countries. it's a mean definition like hoes and bitches and whores. get it! so check urself! i hate arrogant ppl like u cuz u think ur so smart when ur not. everyone is right on here cuz it's there own opinion.

  • @mrsbarrybadass12 I said that the behavior of girls(level of sluttiness) varies by region and culture. Sorry if I wasn't clear.

    Secondly, this is a comment section. You're free to offer your opinion, but I am also free to challenge it and provoke a discussion. That's not arrogant, and offering your opinion does not make you instantly correct. You can be wrong, and I'm allowed to say that.

    Work on your grammar. You're saying that I'm not smart, but the way you write kind of weakens your point.

  • @Futuregohan14 like i said, no it doesn't. ur so retarded. do u think ppl give a fuck about ur culture on how slutty u can be.. u fuck 20 guys in china or u fuck 20 guys in germany, it's still 20 guys.

  • @mrsbarrybadass12 You have completely mis understood what I was trying to say. I wasn't talking about my culture. In either case, you clearly don't have any intellect so I'll leave this alone. Maybe when you grow up you'll realize that people who disagree with you are not always "retarded".

  • @Futuregohan14 it doesn't matter wat culture u have or dn't have. im talkin about all cultures!! it doesn't matter!!!! and for someone to have a great user name like futuregohan from dragonball, ur a fucking disgrace. just shut ur hole and admit ur wrong.

    in america- a girl fucks 50 guys regardless ur a porn star or prostitute or just a regualr girl, ur a slut in china- same thing, in canada- same thing, in africa- same thing, especially if ur in india or iran them muslim, it's the same thing

  • @mrsbarrybadass12 Once again, failing to address the point and becoming exceedingly defensive. I never disputed that a girl who fucks 50 guys is not slutty in other places-that isn't what I meant by "sluttiness varies by culture". What I keep trying to tell you is that different cultures have varying numbers of girls who behave in slutty ways(in other words, sluttiness varies by region).

    I don't know why you're so opposed to such an obvious statement.

  • @mrsbarrybadass12 To illustrate my point-there are more young British girls acting in a slutty manner(screwing lots and lots of guys casually) than there are young Kuwaiti girls. This is because modern English society does not shame typically "slutty" behavior the same way that Kuwait and many other Arab nations do.

    Do you understand me now?

  • @mrsbarrybadass12 And yes a girl who screws 50 guys over a year or two is considered slutty just about anywhere, but in some cultures(particularly more conservative arab cultures) even screwing one or two guys outside of marriage or relationships can earn you the label "slut", while in America people would likely care less. In fact, being seen alone in public with a man who isn't your husband is ground for sluttiness/shaming in places like Saudi Arabia. Different cultures see it differently.

  • @Futuregohan14 omg ur hopeless... ur not making any points that show ur smart, it's just a opinion (wat "I" thought of and it had nothing to do with culture and such. no one said anything about culture and ur failing in common sense

  • @mrsbarrybadass12 it makes perfect sense dude he's saying depending on where you live or religion or even practice (Mormon, etc.) all those cultures and races have different aspects on WHAT exactly is slutiness in Arab countries (unless ur dumb enoughy not to read up on ur history) a guy could have 50 wives in one lifetime mostly at the same time but else where when a girl does thew same thing (slept with or otherwise) she's labled a 'slut' get it now or shall i explain more?

  • @knightace2002 u think i don't know that.. no one said anything about religion. he bought it up. and ur just butting in.

  • hm, this might work... if the women you are after is 45+ years old :O

  • I wouldn't date a woman who doesn't think the genders are equal. Men who follow this video's advice are going to end up going broke from buying jewelry for some stuck-up bitch.

  • Equal rights my ass. Women always get it off easier than men in this day and age

  • Yep. Feminists say they want to be equal, but at the same time they want chivalry which is a sexist system.

  • yea like say if we were to do something equally bad, women in most cases would get less years in prison then the man would.

  • Girls can slap you but you can't slap them. Equal Rights.

  • chivalry is dead because women killed it

  • No point in being a gentleman anymore. Ladies are extinct

  • @stevok777

    But hey...who doesn't like sluts?

  • @stevok777 I agree.

    Haven't been on a date without being annoyed for a long long time.

  • RICK JAMES... bond

  • the lady is just giving strong advice to men. don't understand why you guys would think shes a slut.. the whole man paying and women doesn't, is not based on 'equal rights' its being considerate towards the girl and there is nothing wrong with that.. some points she says is a little over board but a lot of things she says is quite valid. the guy doesn't HAVE to do everything she says, shes just giving advice. lol wonder why people have a hard time accepting advice :P

  • @Maha87 Her advice is very poor. Literally about 90% of the stuff she says here does not apply, ESPECIALLY when it comes to younger women in the age group that most commonly views this site.

    A guy who actually takes this seriously will come off as needy, clingy, over-eager to please, and supplicating. His success rate will be damn close to zero.

    Just go read around on the net. Legions of men can confirm just how little the whole "gentleman" behavior will get you.

  • @Futuregohan14

    well i guess your right and it wouldnt work if your a Mutton Chop Bulldyke Lesbo !!

  • What kind of screen name is Futuregohan14 HAHAHA?

  • DragonballZ. I watched it as a kid. I also made this screen name when I was a kid.

  • @Futuregohan14 Yeah it's pretty sad that that has become fact...I guess it's becoming true that nice guys finish last.

  • @Futuregohan14 i'm viewed as a gentlemen by everyone here and i'm not everything u mentioned i hold doors open for ppl all the time Hitch gives better asdvice then this chick does tho i agree on that lvl but some stuff she says is true u always ALWAYSD pasy for the check or "bill" if u would call it that and u stand out of respect something knights and court halls did all the time in the middle ages so not all of it is like that (raely seen in today's world)

  • @knightace2002 Kid, here's something you need to know. Take it from someone who has been doing the "nice guy" thing a lot longer than you. Knights did the chivalry thing out of respect for women who deserved it. Women were seen as worthy then and(judgin from how they behaved), most were.

    Today, most are not worthy of such blind chivalry. In fact, many will not respect it when given. You must beware of this-dont waste your chivalry on people who do not deserve it and wont appreciate it.

  • @Futuregohan14 idk i'm 21 and was raised by my mom and our family isd big on the knights code i already know they were worthy of it but only about 5% of the woman deserve it in todays world and all are pretty much taken but i will take wat u told me to heart even tho ik it already

  • lmfao

    " just run in with a condom on "

  • grandmotherfucker lol

  • James Bond doesn't wear any...

  • Is it ungentlemanly for me to say that I love that chicks tits?

  • @25manorpark not at all if you use an apostrophe like chick's then they know you are smart.

  • pwned.

  • This lady seems like an old fashioned bitch. Just saying. Its common sense to be polite and courteous with those you're on a date with but this woman sounds very demanding.

  • wow 0:18 was not gentleman like lol

  • How many people want to bet that the lady giving advice is SINGLE!! She was a stuckup bitch lol.

  • Nah, there's always a nice guy that would suck up to her and follow her every command.

  • Julie Awesome? Oh, never mind.

  • What i dont get...Why should i stand up when shes going to the bathroom?

  • @OrvilleCaii351 OMG NO WAY

  • I got it, this must be satirical. Wasn't sure, but the last time I just skipped fast through it...

  • jack black by any  chance?

  • wow Lexi is hot!

  • ok... so i need to work harder on my sco'ish accent... got that!

  • Wow, what a controlling bitch. If pampering this bitch is what it means to be a gentleman, then no thank you.

  • others dont agree I see xD

  • @TheOpenJam

    and right they are, how dare i say such a thing! outrageous xD but hey, if we go for the whole emancipation thing, why not let us girl open doors ourselves. we can do it! xD

  • yeah that's the twist in this thing: u guys wanna be independent and also have doors held and stuff.

    but both of those things are just stuff you think u want.

    what you need is a

    CRUCIAL

    MAN.

    presented by Philipps Norelco ooouuh yeah.

  • @TheOpenJam

    well, i'm not very keen on guys who who hold open doors OR feminism, i'm just a human being (admittedly female xD) trying to have a nice life with other human beings :D

    and maybe even with a crucial man xD

  • Fact: If a girl has sex with someone and knows them so little that she wonders if he'll call back, she is a slut.

    The girl giving advice in this video is a slut.

  • lol... That I would have to agree

  • @mwtillotson Perfect! I need her number pronto.

  • OOOO, so true!!!! 10/10

  • @mwtillotson

    one hot slut though

  • @mwtillotson

    good point!

  • @mwtillotson Likely a double standard. Congrats.

  • @Monerasauce

    Congratulations yourself on being presumptuous and wrong.

    Nothing about what I said insinuates a double-standard--you are being very presumptuous. Furthermore, I very much dislike men who think with their dicks and fuck anything that moves.

    Would you consider a girl slutty for fucking men she hardly knows?

  • @mwtillotson Well I'll also have to congratulate myself on finding the small percentage of guys that are like you. Point is, girls get a lot of flak just for giving into drunken, hormonal urges, while guys get praised for it.

    And yes, if someone made a "habit" of fucking men she hardly knows, then I would feel comfortable calling her a slut. "Once in a while" people dont bother me.

  • @mwtillotson I would consider a girl a slut if she sleeps with men she hardly knows.

    Who wouldn't?

  • @stiffz No, that's a whore. Your daughters the slut.

  • @TheAlgonquinator lol calm down sir.

    I don't have a daughter.

    Why the hostility anyway?

  • all this stuff SOUNDS like good advice but it really not, cuz it sounds like what girls want but it really ist well that is if ur trying to pick a girl up. this is only good advice to ppl already in a relationship.

  • Sellouts, you've ruined CH

  • DEAR COLLEGE HUMOR. YOUR VIDEOS ARE REALLY FUNNY, BUT THIS IS NOT. IT IS A COMMERCIAL! YOU ARE HEAR TO MAKE ME LAUGH, NOT SELL ME SOMETHING. STOP THIS NOW!

    repost this on all crucial man videos if you do not want a good comedy channel to sellout

  • This is some bullshit. I like these videos, and they are actually educational.

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  • This videos has been out less then a month. How did they work on your so called 'girlfriend' if you have been dating her for a year?

  • Because wanted to break up with me and I saw this video and I did want he said and now she doesn't.

  • FuCk U!

  • STOP THESE FUCKING VIDEOS

  • Both of these chicks....would get the dick.

  • boooobs :D

  • how come no one likes this series?

  • WHAT KIND OF FOOLISH. equal rights = women pay your own shit.

  • @r3v0lv3rpl0x hahaha dude i fucking agree (x

  • I enjoyed this very much.

  • moar lexi!

  • this is gaaaarrrbbbbiiiiittttccchhhhhh­h.....

    seriously, these tips wouldnt work and would just make you look out of place and cheesy...whats so wrong with being yourself these days? i dont mean like you should behave like an ogre, but next they are going to ask us to pay up all the bills and kneel and kiss their feet or something...hope they cancel this shit.

  • HATE IT

  • I'm loving Crucial Man. I find it hilarious while being informative at the same time. It's awesome.

    Everyone needs a better sense of humour!

  • crucial man blows you tard fux...............get it off the airwaves...i might unsubscribe cuz of this shiiiit

  • crucial man sucks take this shit off

  • Lol... so you pay for the food but she tells you when you can eat it... 0.o

  • Well 82.000 viewer is not bad......

  • Guys, they need money and apparently they aren't getting enough so they put this out. If you don't like it, don't watch it.

  • college humor doesn't learn..

    they keep putting up this shit

    they think just disabling the comments will do anything

    we don't like this damn it

  • They disabled comments on their newest Crucial Fag video, I hope next they cancel this shit alltogether.

  • we all hope this shit is cancled. its worse than the powerpuff girls! no wait.. that show was awsome, worse than barny!

  • hey barny was the shit!

  • ironically being a gentleman nowadays is likely to not get u layed at the end of the night. that more of an older gen thing.

  • I love that they disabled comments on Haircuts, which was essentially an infomercial for the sponsor's electric hair shaver. I actually enjoyed these, and felt they provided pretty useful information with some light humor every now and then, but that haircut one was just ridiculous.

  • You can't comment on the latest Crucial Man clip "Haircuts". Wonder why. :p

  • I guess it sucked to muuch and everyone said soo lol

  • Scottish plug FTW.

  • have a Scottish accent? no

    lol

  • Usually girls want to pay for the dinner :P and if they don't they will get angry.

  • boooooobs

  • i dont see how this always get 3 stars

  • The sad thing is that all the people who hate the videos are probably the ones who need it the most. I mean look at them, they hate it and only come in to complain, sounding like poorly-educated, immature 14 year olds.

    That being said, I don't understand the reasoning behind standing up when she needs to use the bathroom, that sounds creepy.

  • No, the people who complain have a right to complain since this doesn't fit into Collegehumor category. In return we get a series of insipid bullshit that isn't humor in the least.

  • she looks so annoyed

  • What if I WANT to be single Mr. Cruicial Man?!

  • Why do you need t o stand up when she goes to the toilet?

  • what the hell was that? were they trying to make fun of some show on tv? or is it some gay episode thing they have?

  • I HATE CRUSIAL MAN.

  • and spelling?  jk

  • i loled

  • has anybody else seen this guy on 30 rock? i keep seeing him at the writers table but he never has any lines.

  • One of my friends did this, she said she was creeped out to him, and act normal.

  • James Bond never wrapped it before he tapped it.