Christian vs. Church Goer (Mac Commercial parody)

[Losuol]

Huzah I'm a Christian but not a church goer. Winning :) 

[betharoniboo]

I think the term "Christian" has been so desperately slandered and watered down that it's lost it's true meaning. Being a Christian means living a life SURRENDERED to God's will and Word. if you don't want Him in your life, you are NOT a Christian. The Bible says that even the demons believe in God. Belief is not what saves you. it's confessing your sins and submitting to His will.

Belief in God won't get Satan into heaven. Nor anyone else for that matter.

[dutchmcgee101]

@betharoniboo so what about Acts16:31, John 3:16, Romans 10:9-13, John 6:40, I guess Jesus was wrong then uh?

[hairflipgirl]

OK...I am a Believer in Christ Jesus. I have had my guts churned up and my emotions manipulated by this kind of horse shit. Regular Church Goer Guy looks like he can give boatloads (and does) to ministries and charities and makes enough money to buy a coat. The "Rea0l Christian" (watch your self with that arrogance) is a loser douche who has allowed his emotions to rule him and keep him from having much impact. He's just some dude in emtional recovey...chuch goer accomplishes stuff.

[BroChris225]

@hairflipgirl I totally hear what you're saying. This isn't meant to be taken too seriously. It's simply meant to point out that going to church and doing the things that Christians should do doesn't make one a Christian. Being a Christian is about having a relationship with Jesus, and because of that relationship, doing the compassionate things that Christians should do. It's meant for us to be introspective about our own faith rather than criticizing the faith of others :)

[TheCrownedMedia]

What if I dont want christ in my life?

Not that I'm like evil or some shit, but I dont like his hair and he smells bad, I'd rather stay away from him.

[BroChris225]

@TheCrownedMedia Nobody's forcing you to believe in Jesus, but the offer of salvation through Him is always open to you.

[TheCrownedMedia]

@BroChris225 I believe in him.

I just dont want him "in my life" because I hardly fucking know the guy.

[MiqueyliMRx3]

@TheCrownedMedia Then try to get to know Him through His word . "Ask, and it shall be given to you. Seek, and you shall find. Knock and it shall be opened for you." - Matthew 7:7 ♥

[TheCrownedMedia]

@MiqueyliMRx3

LOL YOU WEIRD ASS

Christian radicals like you give us normal christians a bad name.

Also, you need to learn how to identify the difference between a joke, and real. Everything I said was a joke, but you still continue to prove your stupidity.

[MiqueyliMRx3]

@TheCrownedMedia Thanks for calling me a radical , I love being crazy for Christ :) & have some respect for God , you don't "joke" with things of God. P.S - You don't even know me to make such an assumption, honestly with all due respect, stop indulging yourself with the stereotypical idea that all christians are stupid because that is FAR from the truth. "what God has made clean, do not call common" - Acts 11:9 . Thank you & God bless ♥

[TheCrownedMedia]

@MiqueyliMRx3 I do not assume all christians are stupid you idiot, I never said that.

Infact I'm a christian durr hurr now who's the assuming person here?

Lol you can joke with things of god, it's not like you will be damned to hell for doing so. If god did have feelings like that, he wouldnt be a sensitive pussy so I couldnt say something bad about him without suddenly being damned. Lol stop using quotes from the bible, you just make yourself look like more of a christian radical. get a life.

[MiqueyliMRx3]

@TheCrownedMedia I know you won't be damned to hell but if you were a genuine christian you would LOVE and RESPECT your God hence not joke around with things pertaining to the Lord & and if you're not assuming all christians are stupid; why do you suggest i am? Because nothing that i have written displays stupidity on my part & i will not stop using the word of God , because the word of God is living and active. Sharper than any double-edged sword, it penetrates even to dividing soul and spirit.

[MiqueyliMRx3]

@TheCrownedMedia P.S If you're really a christian "Love your neighbor as you love yourself" - mark 12:31. God bless you :) ♥

[TheCrownedMedia]

@MiqueyliMRx3

I do love everyone, I have compassion for people.

Just not on the internet. : )

[MiqueyliMRx3]

@TheCrownedMedia Lol :D that's funny :)

[labellakassandra]

Haha I love it I will send it to all my "church goer" friends and upset them, good times:):)