Your guilty conscience forces you to vote Democratic, but I know in your heart for a cold hearted Republican to LOWER taxes, BRUTALIZE criminals and RULE YOU LIKE A KING.
Your guilty conscience forces you to vote Democratic, but I know in your heart you long for a cold hearted Republican to LOWER taxes, BRUTALIZE criminals and RULE YOU LIKE A KING.
you Americans are so dumb in electing bush.....4000 american soliders have died and over 30 000 iraq people have died and for what reason......bush sent them there to claim oil or some shit like that
why dont ya change that to "everyone who voted for bush". Not everyone voted for him.. I sure as hell didnt vote for the douchbag. Anyways, why dont ya have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.
Well, I AM American. Isn't everyone? lol. Pres. Bush is our twice elected leader. And a strong leader such as he leads even when doubters disagree. That doen't make him Hitler, just iron willed. If only all our Presidents were so. I can be proud of a strong showing, even if I would do things differently.
Truth be told, I will miss GWB. We knew exactly what we got with him from beginning to the end. He had no hidden agendas, no surprises. You knew where you stood with President Bush. If all elected leaders were of such transparency the world would be better off.
Fair enough. I don't think lefty means kook automatically, by the way. I respect the childish urge to surrender personal responsibility for security at others' expense. It's human nature within us all. But the irratonal hatred of Pres. Bush is singularly peculiar. In the earlt 21st century global warming and GW Bush gets the blame for EVERYTHING.
Z8nate: Ok, see now you're just playing into the hands of the partisanship which has divided this country the last several years. Also isn't most security [on a personal or national level] based on DEFENSE, not offense. If so, why aren't our soldier HERE. I don't support Iraq, but if we were focused on Afghan. like we used to I would support that. Also 'irratonal hatred'? Yes, many do blame too much, but there is justification. I don't agree w/ blaming him for EVERYTHING, just what he has done.
NGS712: Getting into the vast histories of stratigic and tactical advantages of an offensive as to opposed a defensive posture will take too much space. But if one is in a war to win they ether have an 'offensive' or a 'counter offensive.' A static line of defense will always break down. In war defensive possitions are designed to give enough time for orginizing a counter attack. The french maginot line is a painful modern reminder of this fact. America in defense means explosions here.
Z8nate: So instead we have explosions THERE? Suicide bombers who kill innocent civilians? All we've done is take the 'terror' from here and create it there. How's that gonna stop them? The people fighting us are not afraid to die, they see our presence there as an insult and want us out. It's only inciting the hatred of the Middle East.
Correction, we don't "create" terror from people who are bent on suicide boming of innocent civilians. Iraq is at a cross roads, many in the Muslim world are afraid of freedom and self destiny. They bomb kids to squelch the desire for freedom. U.S. involvement is an arbatrary detail that doesn't change that fact which is supported by happenings in Darfur, Kashmir, Chechnia, Niger, Nigeria, Sri Lanka, Phillipeans, Maldeves, Bali etc.
Z8nate: What does Darfur have to do w/ what is going on in Iraq? We don't create terror, huh? As horrible as Iraq was when Saddam was in power, were there suicide bombings? Or is it more or less a result of our invading THEIR LAND? Muslims are not 'afraid' of freedom, they just want us to get out of their land. We are masters in someone elses home.
NGS712: You are ether playing dumb or I am wasting my time with you. The corelation between Darfur and Iraq and the other violent hot spots I mentioned is the push by radical, fundimental, jihadi's who are trying (with all their might) to dominate in a tyranical way. They will try to do this everywhere they think they can succeed. The involvement of the U.S. in Iraq and the occurance of suicide bombings is arbitrary, a coincidence. We didn't create it, Islamic fascist groups did.
Z8nate: I'm not saying that we literally created the bombings, but were there any before we invaded? How long do you honestly think we can stay in Iraq? We will eventually have to leave for one reason or another. It's not as simple as 'when things get better, then we'll go.'
OK, I think we are breaking some ice here. I don't like the violence in Iraq any better than you. True there were no suicide bombings before, but there were gassings, and mass graves. However, Iraq is improving. Anyone can see this. The sooner things get peaceful, the better. Then we leave. (almost entirely) Iraq wins, U.S. wins and peace wins. If we pull out now the peace we seek will be eluded and all the death and sacrifice will be for NOTHING. Please allow the dead to have meaning.
Z8nate: Yes there were gassings and mass graves in Iraq, but there have also been the same in many other nations in the last few decades. Did the US declare war on those nations? It's unrealistic to think that Iraq will be at peace any time soon. Iraq ever since it's creation as a nation has been a powder keg when the British huddled the Sunnis, Shiias, and Kurds all into the territory.
'Please allow the dead to have meaning' I hope you don't assume I'm saying our dead have died
I hope you don't assume that I think our dead have died for nothing. However, there have been and still are millions of people who have died for no reason. I know I sound cynical, but people do die for no reason unfortunately.
What if we do leave when Iraq is at peace, then within a decade later chaos blows up once again and the gov't. there collapses. Would you say all those deaths were worth it?
dude, i think this was a really good speech behind the edited version. there's a LOT of clapping. man, bush really had it around 2002-2003. some really high approval ratings.
I find it sad that the only way that Bush can tell the truth is if he's been pre-recorded and then edited. Truth be told if you were to take a State of the Union Address that was given by Georgie Porgie and have him tell the truth with out all the brilliant editing it would be only be 2 seconds long!
his is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd
No no no, this is NOT propaganda. It's a joke given to the world through clever editing. "The American flag stands for corporate scandals, recession, stock market declines, blackmail, terror, burning with hot irons, dripping acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues, and rape" will NEVER be a serious statement. This video is a joke. Laugh at it, enjoy, then move on.
The funnyist thing about this is how all those lobotomised bush supporters start jumping up and down about how inhumane it is to make fun of their beloved clown chief. lol, "you rat'n on my pappy...Jebus'll get you bad boy"
The commentary is more engaging than the actual video. People need to stop complaining about it, and the soliloquy posted by JumpingJoeJasper was great too.
What role do you think abstract thought or formal knowledge plays in this critical thinking & intellectual discipline vs irrationalism & mysticism by subjective experience. If Bush is an idiot and he's the President what are you? I know a Muon Neutrino. It's a subatomic particle smaller than a lepton. I don't want to be responsible if you injured your Brain. It's so minuscule I'm sure when you execute thought it's excruciating.
Wanker. First things first I am not American so I didn't have any part in voting that asshole into office. Does it make you feel important to use long words and flowery language.
Does that make you feel small, that you tried to impress someone with your magnificent grasp on the English language and failed miserably. Go on, crawl back into your hole and sulk for a while. You can always make yourself feel big in a while by attempting to belittle the intelligence of another random Internet user. I am sure that will give your ego the shot it will need after being so cruelly crushed here.
The only thing using big words mean is that you're trying to impress people. And it's not working. And telling us what you learned in science class? Nice.
this shits hella funny, lol "mutilation with electric drills" they all cheer and shit lol
killdragons12 11 months ago
This is hysterical! And unfortunately, It sounds just like him in meaning. Wow, glad that chapter is over!
tobin12 1 year ago
I want my 3 nucular missiles.
duskwalker2 1 year ago
very good...very funny
SuperSpiritedaway 2 years ago
really well edited ! its perfect ! lol
bitesizesean1 2 years ago
Feels good to hear the truth for a change...doesn't it! Of course, this was edited...but, Kuddo's on a job incredibly well done!!!
ThirdEyeThoughts 2 years ago
i never got those 3 nuclear missles... =\
Krogoth04 2 years ago 4
@Krogoth04 nucelar*
aquanaut145 1 year ago
@Krogoth04 I never got my 3 nuclear missiles, and I didn't get my house from Obama. :(
sabra93 9 months ago
vote quimby
pMcARDENboyz 3 years ago
lol, doug?
classyjazzy007 2 years ago
Your guilty conscience forces you to vote Democratic, but I know in your heart for a cold hearted Republican to LOWER taxes, BRUTALIZE criminals and RULE YOU LIKE A KING.
funktimusrhyme 2 years ago
*Mistype!*
Your guilty conscience forces you to vote Democratic, but I know in your heart you long for a cold hearted Republican to LOWER taxes, BRUTALIZE criminals and RULE YOU LIKE A KING.
funktimusrhyme 2 years ago
editing is the best thing we could have invented.
parul4 3 years ago
you Americans are so dumb in electing bush.....4000 american soliders have died and over 30 000 iraq people have died and for what reason......bush sent them there to claim oil or some shit like that
capsautoparts123 3 years ago
why dont ya change that to "everyone who voted for bush". Not everyone voted for him.. I sure as hell didnt vote for the douchbag. Anyways, why dont ya have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.
toomanynames01 3 years ago 2
i didnt vote for him either
soccerstr05 3 years ago
I didn't vote. I was 16.
thespainisharmada 2 years ago
And yet countries like where your from cower behind their borders not helping make the world a better place so fuck you
AILD2012 2 years ago
that sounds so real!!! good job!!!
fara40000 4 years ago
one of the best video's i've ever seen
jtvaxe3 4 years ago
fuck u bush!
clevelandrox07 4 years ago
go home and die...lmfao
adawk20 4 years ago 2
Brilliant! lol
guzzlerman1 4 years ago
I WANT MY DAMN MISSLES!!!!!!!!!!! lol
4jlcc 4 years ago
Wow! Did Bush really say all that??? Hehe, joking of course. Hilarious edit tho, never get tired of watching these :D
Logikally 4 years ago
So... uh... I have not yet received my nuclear missiles...
Ytsewolf 4 years ago
Funny, like axe-murdering your mother while she sleeps is funny. The sad thing is that kook lefties BELIEVE the edited version. Still, it is clever.
Z8nate 4 years ago
I dont agree what george bush dose but he is your president and your leader.
imaginaryone 4 years ago
how do you know that Z8nate is American? For all you know, he could be in a totally different country.
Miggrator 4 years ago
Well, I AM American. Isn't everyone? lol. Pres. Bush is our twice elected leader. And a strong leader such as he leads even when doubters disagree. That doen't make him Hitler, just iron willed. If only all our Presidents were so. I can be proud of a strong showing, even if I would do things differently.
Z8nate 4 years ago
i agree completely z8nate, on both subjects
kelumhi 4 years ago
Truth be told, I will miss GWB. We knew exactly what we got with him from beginning to the end. He had no hidden agendas, no surprises. You knew where you stood with President Bush. If all elected leaders were of such transparency the world would be better off.
Z8nate 4 years ago
Better off with this guy leading the US? You're out of your god damn mind.
thegertkenator 4 years ago
Z8nate: As a 'kook' lefty, let me say I DO NOT believe this is real. It's just humor, plan and simple.
NGS712 4 years ago
Fair enough. I don't think lefty means kook automatically, by the way. I respect the childish urge to surrender personal responsibility for security at others' expense. It's human nature within us all. But the irratonal hatred of Pres. Bush is singularly peculiar. In the earlt 21st century global warming and GW Bush gets the blame for EVERYTHING.
Z8nate 4 years ago
Z8nate: Ok, see now you're just playing into the hands of the partisanship which has divided this country the last several years. Also isn't most security [on a personal or national level] based on DEFENSE, not offense. If so, why aren't our soldier HERE. I don't support Iraq, but if we were focused on Afghan. like we used to I would support that. Also 'irratonal hatred'? Yes, many do blame too much, but there is justification. I don't agree w/ blaming him for EVERYTHING, just what he has done.
NGS712 4 years ago
NGS712: Getting into the vast histories of stratigic and tactical advantages of an offensive as to opposed a defensive posture will take too much space. But if one is in a war to win they ether have an 'offensive' or a 'counter offensive.' A static line of defense will always break down. In war defensive possitions are designed to give enough time for orginizing a counter attack. The french maginot line is a painful modern reminder of this fact. America in defense means explosions here.
Z8nate 4 years ago
Z8nate: So instead we have explosions THERE? Suicide bombers who kill innocent civilians? All we've done is take the 'terror' from here and create it there. How's that gonna stop them? The people fighting us are not afraid to die, they see our presence there as an insult and want us out. It's only inciting the hatred of the Middle East.
NGS712 4 years ago
Correction, we don't "create" terror from people who are bent on suicide boming of innocent civilians. Iraq is at a cross roads, many in the Muslim world are afraid of freedom and self destiny. They bomb kids to squelch the desire for freedom. U.S. involvement is an arbatrary detail that doesn't change that fact which is supported by happenings in Darfur, Kashmir, Chechnia, Niger, Nigeria, Sri Lanka, Phillipeans, Maldeves, Bali etc.
Z8nate 4 years ago 2
Z8nate: What does Darfur have to do w/ what is going on in Iraq? We don't create terror, huh? As horrible as Iraq was when Saddam was in power, were there suicide bombings? Or is it more or less a result of our invading THEIR LAND? Muslims are not 'afraid' of freedom, they just want us to get out of their land. We are masters in someone elses home.
NGS712 4 years ago
NGS712: You are ether playing dumb or I am wasting my time with you. The corelation between Darfur and Iraq and the other violent hot spots I mentioned is the push by radical, fundimental, jihadi's who are trying (with all their might) to dominate in a tyranical way. They will try to do this everywhere they think they can succeed. The involvement of the U.S. in Iraq and the occurance of suicide bombings is arbitrary, a coincidence. We didn't create it, Islamic fascist groups did.
Z8nate 4 years ago
Z8nate: I'm not saying that we literally created the bombings, but were there any before we invaded? How long do you honestly think we can stay in Iraq? We will eventually have to leave for one reason or another. It's not as simple as 'when things get better, then we'll go.'
NGS712 4 years ago
OK, I think we are breaking some ice here. I don't like the violence in Iraq any better than you. True there were no suicide bombings before, but there were gassings, and mass graves. However, Iraq is improving. Anyone can see this. The sooner things get peaceful, the better. Then we leave. (almost entirely) Iraq wins, U.S. wins and peace wins. If we pull out now the peace we seek will be eluded and all the death and sacrifice will be for NOTHING. Please allow the dead to have meaning.
Z8nate 4 years ago
Z8nate: Yes there were gassings and mass graves in Iraq, but there have also been the same in many other nations in the last few decades. Did the US declare war on those nations? It's unrealistic to think that Iraq will be at peace any time soon. Iraq ever since it's creation as a nation has been a powder keg when the British huddled the Sunnis, Shiias, and Kurds all into the territory.
'Please allow the dead to have meaning' I hope you don't assume I'm saying our dead have died
NGS712 4 years ago
Z8nate: Sorry, got cut off at the end.
'Please allow the dead to have meaning'
I hope you don't assume that I think our dead have died for nothing. However, there have been and still are millions of people who have died for no reason. I know I sound cynical, but people do die for no reason unfortunately.
What if we do leave when Iraq is at peace, then within a decade later chaos blows up once again and the gov't. there collapses. Would you say all those deaths were worth it?
NGS712 4 years ago
LOL, FUNny as HELLLLL
cheeseman1234567890 4 years ago
dude, i think this was a really good speech behind the edited version. there's a LOT of clapping. man, bush really had it around 2002-2003. some really high approval ratings.
VBackseatRomeoV 4 years ago 2
I have sent you a comprehensive energy plan to devastate communities, kill wildlife and burn away millions of acres of treasured forests.
erazertf2 4 years ago
I find it sad that the only way that Bush can tell the truth is if he's been pre-recorded and then edited. Truth be told if you were to take a State of the Union Address that was given by Georgie Porgie and have him tell the truth with out all the brilliant editing it would be only be 2 seconds long!
HeatherWarner1569 4 years ago
we have arrested or otherwise deal with 400 billion key commanders of Al queda
Cietru 4 years ago
lol, hydrogen powered doctors
blueladydragon88 4 years ago
I want my missile damnit
blueladydragon88 4 years ago 6
you are amazing at editing, what program software combination did you use? i would like to do somtehing like this to Mexican Speech to the Union....
whatyouwannamyfriend 4 years ago
hahaha "in his arse"
SiveyBeats 4 years ago
WE meet here to threaten the world??
GO HOME AND DIE lol
loves
xxxx
HotStuff543 4 years ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
his is a true thing that happens! its not a chain letter! its kinda scary at first but it really works!! paste this message into 3 comments and press ALT F4 and your crushes name will appear on the screen!!! its soo wierd
bubblely55 4 years ago
This is hilarious! "Every child in America will have 3 "nuculer" missiles."
violingirl77 4 years ago
Where are my nucular missles?
NGS712 4 years ago
This is the best bush-compilation video I've ever seen. Good work!
UVPhoenix2 4 years ago
ballistic airports, haha. Nice
thevandit 4 years ago
You should say in your description that it isnt your video. I've seen this video on Ebaum few years ago.
DejawoO 4 years ago
Watch the classic cartoon film "ANIMAL FARM" and you will understand fully why this video was posted. Its all based on facts.
mastud 4 years ago
holy shit....best editing i have ever seen!!!!.....bravo!
yusukeshonen 4 years ago
this, my friends, is called "propoganda"
Democratic propoganda.
Quertasin 4 years ago
No no no, this is NOT propaganda. It's a joke given to the world through clever editing. "The American flag stands for corporate scandals, recession, stock market declines, blackmail, terror, burning with hot irons, dripping acid on the skin, mutilation with electric drills, cutting out tongues, and rape" will NEVER be a serious statement. This video is a joke. Laugh at it, enjoy, then move on.
Now Micheal Moore's work, THERE is propaganda. :P
Bobzeaux 4 years ago
Quertasin: It's called satire. You know, joking. Even people who hate Bush know that this isn't real.
NGS712 4 years ago
Hate bush or not, im pretty sure that there will still be some who think its real.
kelumhi 4 years ago
search "prolixart" to see the 2006 version
prolixart 4 years ago
dude that was the gayest thing ever
SkatePunk7 4 years ago
Oh man that was hilarious!!! Great editing by the way
nemoism 4 years ago
this is one of the best videos i have see here
nickfastswim 4 years ago
3 NUCLEAR MISSILES
10mcmannia 5 years ago
Really good. Well done.
DonZoid 5 years ago
lmfaoooo "go home and die" omg priceless
stillballin2007 5 years ago
this is about the most truth that I ever heard from a politician... besides the fact that its edited.
Mariachi153 5 years ago
funny, no cussing, and i though they re-did that with REAL actors in stead of recording different words
AWSOME 5 STARS
kokoromon 5 years ago
oh ah
FuckYouBush 5 years ago
The funnyist thing about this is how all those lobotomised bush supporters start jumping up and down about how inhumane it is to make fun of their beloved clown chief. lol, "you rat'n on my pappy...Jebus'll get you bad boy"
blackmourning11 5 years ago
LMAO!!
randhr2 5 years ago
most funny lol
dream2last 5 years ago
it lookings lik hes really saying it!!!
lololo
rotflol
Guitarboi101 5 years ago
This is so funny. You did a great job of making this sound real!
bulbheadmyass 5 years ago
lol u sooo dubbed this up!!! good job!!! lol its funny!!
fordgrl21 5 years ago
lol in his arse?
AdamG319 5 years ago
How was this done? Can someone tell me?
dwilson209 5 years ago
Dude! I thought this was real and did my current event for this! Omg I got an F on it! Grrr!
funwithpoo 5 years ago
erm... Wow... You believed this? Sorry but... That's rather pathetic...
Miggrator 4 years ago
I have a word for you Bushy "F U C K Y O U"
DAFFYDUCK94 5 years ago
well i have a word for you dickhead. FUCK YOU
rockxout666 5 years ago
well i have a word for you dickhead. FUCK YOU
10mcmannia 5 years ago
OH MY GOD! this is no doubt one of the most funniest movies i've seen in recent months.
cerealkiller80 5 years ago
ROFL! "I have a messege to the people of Iraq...Go hom and die."
ExpiredYogurt 5 years ago
hahahahah
KingSatyr 5 years ago
awesome video! lol
sophiasue 5 years ago
AWESOME!
aaarggh 5 years ago
awesome editing!
brettboong 5 years ago
wtf is this yur makin fun of america
bryon17 5 years ago
Have a cry.
viridae 5 years ago 2
LMAO!
Tuan615 5 years ago
The commentary is more engaging than the actual video. People need to stop complaining about it, and the soliloquy posted by JumpingJoeJasper was great too.
xTheSonAndHeirx 5 years ago
is that real it seams too rael
khaledz 5 years ago
Cute. I dont agree with it but cute. WE LOVE YOU BUSH.
masterjeditj 5 years ago
Made me grin alot. Lighten up people. There's enough in what he actually says to find scary and amusing, but this was a nice distraction.
byrongsmith 5 years ago
verry real verry scary i could see him really saying sh*& like this dbl dbl
Evlconcarne 5 years ago
well edited, but thats the only postitive criticism you will get out of me
elcheat 5 years ago
LOL that was awesome.
Phatzo 5 years ago
I'm very impressed. You don't happen to be in the movie/media business do you?
quinnteh 5 years ago
ha this was pretty good
Ariana221 5 years ago
What role do you think abstract thought or formal knowledge plays in this critical thinking & intellectual discipline vs irrationalism & mysticism by subjective experience. If Bush is an idiot and he's the President what are you? I know a Muon Neutrino. It's a subatomic particle smaller than a lepton. I don't want to be responsible if you injured your Brain. It's so minuscule I'm sure when you execute thought it's excruciating.
JumpingJoeJasper 5 years ago
Wanker. First things first I am not American so I didn't have any part in voting that asshole into office. Does it make you feel important to use long words and flowery language.
viridae 5 years ago
Does it make you feel intellectually superior, sitting back there behind your keyboard in your ivory tower. Guess what...? I can understand you.
viridae 5 years ago
Does that make you feel small, that you tried to impress someone with your magnificent grasp on the English language and failed miserably. Go on, crawl back into your hole and sulk for a while. You can always make yourself feel big in a while by attempting to belittle the intelligence of another random Internet user. I am sure that will give your ego the shot it will need after being so cruelly crushed here.
viridae 5 years ago
Intellectually superior to you, NO! Did I rouse your normal or healthy condition to exasperation?
JumpingJoeJasper 5 years ago
Exasperation, no. Pity for someone so pathetic as yourself that you have to impress the anonymous people on the Internet would be closer to the mark.
viridae 5 years ago
This comment looks strangely familiar.
Reichu 5 years ago
The only thing using big words mean is that you're trying to impress people. And it's not working. And telling us what you learned in science class? Nice.
Miggrator 4 years ago
Haha...lighten up! This video is pretty damn good.
originalkingofska 5 years ago
You should be ashamed of yourself. A person of right mind would not create a video of such horrible animosity.
nolansmits 5 years ago
Get a sense of humour.
viridae 5 years ago
I would laugh, however this is not funny. Grow up!
nolansmits 5 years ago
Seamless! You are to be congratulated, sir. Now why couldn't have just said that to begin with? Would have made things a hell of a lot easier...
grifferman 5 years ago