So, I just finished beating Metal Gear Solid, and I get my codename at the end. I killed a ton of soldiers but I died a lot and ate just about every ration ever, so I expected to get something lame. However, to my pleasant surprise...
@ujustgotpwned2008 yeah, my point :P some of them has to be whatever it was i heared, but to be honest i dont give a shit about it :P have a happy summer
Holy shit guys, have you heard about the upcoming video game Depth? Hear me out. Sharks vs. scuba divers. You get to be. A fucking shark. Suck my dick. I'm a shark.
I need an MP3 of this
LizzyThePirate 4 days ago in playlist Favorite videos
This is my ring tone when my ex's and parents call.
berkaderp 1 week ago
THE MOST GENIUS AND DEEP SONG I HAD HEARD IN MY ENITRE LIFE
IVIapleNoob 3 weeks ago 2
I'M A SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CherokeeUrraca 1 month ago
I will never be able to watch this without thinking about Michael Fassbender. Thanks, XMFC fandom.
amadarest 3 months ago 6
.. :D
BeakHoldingLetterMan 3 months ago
YES.
Darkhuaza517 3 months ago
..Gary.... i thought.... GARRRYYYY ;D
Abilacation 3 months ago
I can't help but think of Arkham City.
vbroc688 3 months ago
if he's a shark, shouldn't that be "suck my dicks"?
SHExxLIKESxxBARINAS 3 months ago
This is the only way I will ever hear this now. Thank you. <3
Otacon144 3 months ago 6
open this in five tabs
randioactive 4 months ago
GLADLY!! my mouth's open :O
<3<3<3
gg8689 4 months ago
LOL wut?
crazyrugrats1 4 months ago
Win.
mapleplatoon 4 months ago
I actually found this funny. 0_0
UNStarlightIzuna 4 months ago
Lol, whut? XD
ArisaAriyoshi 5 months ago
I'm a shock.
RealNugget 5 months ago 2
okay
vsgWarden 5 months ago
LULZ XD
Jerry1991388 6 months ago
So, I just finished beating Metal Gear Solid, and I get my codename at the end. I killed a ton of soldiers but I died a lot and ate just about every ration ever, so I expected to get something lame. However, to my pleasant surprise...
I'M A SHAAAAARK!!
cellphonelightsaber 6 months ago
@ujustgotpwned2008 yeah, my point :P some of them has to be whatever it was i heared, but to be honest i dont give a shit about it :P have a happy summer
CORWERA 6 months ago
sexy
FriendsHiThere 7 months ago
I want mp3 :<
Natsukful 7 months ago 3
thumb up if you were brought here by bobgamera on funnyjunk
omgitstheawesomekid 7 months ago 6
SICK!
NAIMSALIM 7 months ago
Secret Six #35 brought me here. :)
redhurricane24 7 months ago
@redhurricane24 King Shark is not a meme. He is a shark.
currantbun2166 6 months ago 3
@currantbun2166 Agreed. Now he'll be a hammerhead. XP
redhurricane24 6 months ago
i like the part were he says ima shark :)
choalejo 7 months ago
Cool Video! I like it and gave ya thumbs up!
whitewitchwares 7 months ago
nice channel
Lincoshop 8 months ago
39 people sucked the shark's dick!
TheTheater123 8 months ago
So much depth.
madibunny 8 months ago 15
I lost track on how many times I've pressed the repeat button...
fmalchemist93 8 months ago
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iquit 9 months ago
who would dislike this???
stewdemonkey 9 months ago
But sharks dont have Dicks! =)
alimahsalim5 9 months ago
@alimahsalim5 they do
XDoritosXDD 9 months ago
@alimahsalim5 actually they have 2. o.o XD *laughs*
keshasfreak4life 8 months ago
HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!
LightningStudios8000 9 months ago
this is so awesome!
who invented this?
samalyy 9 months ago
i thought sharks didnt have dicks
Felipeonline2 9 months ago
HAHAAHAHAHAH!
JPTutos 9 months ago
wonderfull xD
orga1000 9 months ago
Suck my, DIIIIIIIICCCKKKKK!
MinecraftLMAO 9 months ago
ACTUALLY, SHARKS HAVE 2 REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS WHICH AREN'T DICKS, THEY'RE CALLED CLASPERS, AND THEY DISPENSE SEMEN.
Minsheme 9 months ago
sharks have 2 dicks 0_o
pizzacatfish 9 months ago
brilliant lo
FRANKSRYHMEBOOK 9 months ago
Thumbs up if you watched this more than 1 time.
fluturas002 9 months ago 55
BEATIFUL JUST SO BEAUTIFUL
darklink223456 10 months ago 3
Do sharks even have dicks to suck?
shooshoobob1 10 months ago
@shooshoobob1 Sharks actually have two dicks!
IEntertainers 10 months ago
@shooshoobob1 Yes.
Harristar88 9 months ago
@Harristar88 Is it in some secret compartment or do you have close your eyes and believe?
shooshoobob1 9 months ago
my new ringtone :D
fkagahsdfs 10 months ago
Anyone know the Chords used?
OMGscrotum 10 months ago
this is on memebase LOL
CONKER17 10 months ago
i always imagine sea creatures to speak with accents since finding nemo, so this is perfect
aliciahasayout00b 10 months ago
:-| ????
MrZeroXInfinity 11 months ago
really sharks have 2 dicks
DucksFromHell 11 months ago
So, where is the dick?
raqib175 11 months ago
Call me stupid, but I assume, he's a shark?
Ruby09de 1 year ago
Holy shit guys, have you heard about the upcoming video game Depth? Hear me out. Sharks vs. scuba divers. You get to be. A fucking shark. Suck my dick. I'm a shark.
AstorSapolsky 1 year ago
Featured on TV Tropes! =D
DarkKetzerisch 1 year ago
The meaning of life?
AustinLikesPepsi 1 year ago
My face when he is a shark: o.O
izaberuchan1 1 year ago
.... I think he's a shark and he wants his dick sucked.
BUT I MEAN WHAT DO I KNOW I'M JUST A WOMAN.
:|
ANGELatrocity01 1 year ago
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SUCK MY DICK
GrounderTheRobot 1 year ago
OMG IS THAT BRUCE? NEMO RUN
emoguy9 1 year ago
I AM A SHARK.
jakemadge 1 year ago 3
@jakemadge You're actually hilarious.
MrJakeBlunt 1 year ago
Where the hell is his dick anyway?
flogeon 1 year ago 7
OMG the shark is britt!
FFS1NICO 1 year ago
I decided to just keep listening to this until I could keep a straight face all the way through.
I'm probably on play 25 now and I still crack up every time at "SUCK MY DIIIIICK"
supdawg444 1 year ago
cant. stop. replaying. XD
luvanimals333 1 year ago 3
DO IT, FAGGOT.
TheRussellnificent 1 year ago
I'm a shark and what is this?
godwearsversace92 1 year ago 36
LOL
TsukasaElkKite 1 year ago
OYM A BREETEEESH FAAACK
Carthsting 1 year ago 116
@Carthsting Lol.
ujustgotpwned2008 1 year ago 49
do sharks even have genitalia of significant size to be sucked?
katikar1 1 year ago
@katikar1 i think that they don't.
MorganChaos 1 year ago
... which one shark? i mean, you have claspers, and those come in sets of two...
madeofentropy 1 year ago
YOU WA SHAAAAAARK!
08154625 1 year ago 3
@08154625 Brilliant :D
OverlordJocantaro 1 year ago
this ruined the song i had in my head for this shark song :(
waverazor 1 year ago
1st time i watched it i had sound off so i imagined it better than it rly wuz xD
simbadas1234 1 year ago
I wish I was a shark...
ubercream 1 year ago
FUCKIN' AWESOME!!!1!
el3KT0R 1 year ago
SUCK MY DICK!
jason24568 1 year ago
SUCK MY DICK!
jason24568 1 year ago
From Go Go Parody Rangers III:
Billiam: Oh my. Those zords seem verry.... unoriginal.
Chan: Look over there I just saw a shark jump
Shark: SUCK MAH DICK!!!
FedoraRanger 1 year ago
lol im a shark suck my dick lol
ricardoavila11 1 year ago
And now we see the great white read for the attack...wait is..is he sinning?!
"Ima shark! Ima shark! Suck my dick! Ima shark".
I winder if that is his mateing call. We should stuffy this one ferther...
invadernarra 1 year ago 4
This totally just made my life.
GaarasGirl89 1 year ago
HAPPY SHARK WEEK, DICK SUCKERS!
RomZomCom 1 year ago 8
technically... It should be suck my dicks cos did you guys know sharks have two dicks?!? THATS HOW BADASS THEY ARE
demonofthefall101 1 year ago
hahaha ive been tryna find this video for about 10mins :L
ITS LOL!
jdcrispe95 1 year ago
Win shark. Or win dick. Or... whatever... IT'S A SHARK! SUCK HIS DICK!
Vinny512 1 year ago
I' M a SHARKKKKKK...
GreenDayRoks12345 1 year ago
awesome shit
GrazFlow 1 year ago
someone make that vid again but with the 4th pic where the shark is dead form the BP oil, nao !
TheForgottenPanzer 1 year ago 9
@TheForgottenPanzer oh snap! xD
AxelSaysW00t 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TheRussellnificent 1 year ago
Я буду акулой! Я буду акулой! Всосите мое diiiiiiiiiiiiiick! Я буду акулой!
LordIncompetent 1 year ago
This is the only Singing Shark video that qualifies as win.
TheKogunEnjou 1 year ago 11
wat
TheForgottenPanzer 1 year ago
SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
wowdudeperson 1 year ago
this is the only good singing one
jacobi117 1 year ago
OYM A SHAA'K
LonelyClone 1 year ago 6
Am I the only one who wants an mp3 version?
BobiusMaximus 1 year ago
@BobiusMaximus Nope, i want it too ._.
Marianita163 1 year ago
Oh, yes.
Clawkwerk 1 year ago
lol your British-ness makes me happy
TravisAClyburn 1 year ago 5
AWESOME!!
buttmyster 1 year ago
Actually, my brother really wants to know the chord structure. any thoughts?
TheHeroHartmut 1 year ago
The piano just MAKES it.
TheHeroHartmut 2 years ago 23
wtf
LOL
coralin378 2 years ago
i dont get it. but i laugh every time.
tweakedoutbunnie 2 years ago 3
somehow... this is epic win.
VauvenalDragon 2 years ago
Great meme. :)
PolArbezcukru 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
it was better when it was only a picture in a thread
wadelick 2 years ago
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PaperSonic2007 2 years ago
I'm a shock
cataclysm 2 years ago 5
Man,I wish discovery channel used this for Shark week!
corporalkills 2 years ago 239
@corporalkills coming up next!!! "i'm a shark, i'm a shark, suck my dick! i'm a shaaark" SHARK WEEK CONTINUES
ZACKnirvana 1 year ago
EPIC
URZeroGravity 2 years ago
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awjhwahwa puta la wea
voladios 2 years ago
The San Jose Sharks have a new intro theme.
PhilipEbanks 2 years ago 18
The human mind's capacity to invent such meme is just amazing. Sharks scare the shit out of me.
Kyotachi 2 years ago 12
Im a shaark, im a shaaaaaark, suck my diiiiiick, im a shaaaaaark!
AlexD19931 2 years ago 2
glorious
MrPlagues 2 years ago 2
this can not ever get old, every time i see it is funny
saunamusik 2 years ago 4
Wow I just can't stop laughing every time I watch this
saunamusik 2 years ago
It's... so beautiful... OwO
FoolishFool1026 2 years ago 4
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Ruined it.
ZeppzoIV 2 years ago
this is the only good version of this ^^
XNeelixX 2 years ago 7
lol man BUETIFUL!
Rakantakan 2 years ago
funniest song ever
FalcoDoesStuff 2 years ago
simple and funny
SQUADLEADER09 2 years ago
haha, asewome!
Koseiku 2 years ago 2
Suck his dick, he's a shark.
rinasce 2 years ago 180
Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom
followfornothing 2 years ago
The galaxy in a music.
KawasumiHong 2 years ago 3
Perfection
Xelig00n 2 years ago 2
this is too perfect...
tfujiwara6 2 years ago 2
Brilliant!
Theparadoxmazes 2 years ago
Please rise for our National Anthem...
"Pressed Play"
ImperatorZor 2 years ago 7
This is just fucking brilliant..... thats all i can say, i'm at a loss for words...
susideguy 2 years ago 2
Sharks everywhere Rejoice!
lemonnormalguy 2 years ago 2
Yes dude! That is awesome!
angeldevouver 2 years ago
Nom Nom Nom , Nom
TheAssasinDesportan 2 years ago
Good one :D
ApologizexD 2 years ago
Perfect. This should be an ad for Shark Week.
Jphoffman0 2 years ago 3
For the record, sharks have TWO dicks called claspers, I believe.
GreetsTheMoon 2 years ago 3
this is the best 'im a shark' there is..
mowinthatburgerkang 2 years ago 4
nice, truely awesomee
Rowelliott 2 years ago 2
HAHA LOL!!!
xiTzBaSiiCz 2 years ago
Best version
petitebiere 2 years ago 2
LOL
000lydia000 2 years ago
I'm well that was random....
CindyNihgt 2 years ago
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I LOST THE GAME
dracos5872 2 years ago
That was actually really funny! HA ha.... This rocks!
GGames2009 2 years ago
suck on shark dick!
hawtdawggy1927 2 years ago
An honorable tribute to the majestic Great White.
vonTwirlenkiller 2 years ago 4
This is the greatest thing. Ever.
AstorSapolsky 2 years ago
I could probably watch this all day and not get bored.
funyun2 2 years ago 5
Normally, I say "this will be a meme" but actually is.
IliekCheezburgers 2 years ago
I so fucking love this!!
666saruman1349 2 years ago 2
simply put, superb!!!
gerblewienercat 2 years ago 4
ahh man the internet has every thing
codyincharge 2 years ago 18
SUCK MY DIIICK IM A SHAAARK
W4RW017 2 years ago 3
hahaha XD EPIC! hands down
mysoulwilldie 2 years ago 5
This is my new themesong. You just can't go wrong while screaming this randomly everywhere :D
rewrz0r 2 years ago 9