What Chinese Hookers Are Like

[LelouchL3]

So okay to be a man, you must have a car and a house. This song mirrors the current attitudes that Chinese woman have towards dating. And it is becoming increasingly alarming on the rate of divorce and single people...on the rise. To try to stabilize the public, the communist party starts its huge dating propaganda with numerous dating shows, dating services on local streets, ect--because it's found that married couples are less motivated to cause civil disobedience.

[JeromeLeong]

stupid song. 

[TiconderogaX]

Most Chinese girls are ugly anyways. Japanese and Korean girls are the hotties. But Korean girls are f**king nuts.

[VitaminC440]

Meow Meow Mao Mao.

[NikoC00L]

You gotta be kidding me? At least if you are gonna gold dig a guy, you should be good looking and have a good singing voice... if I was a millionaire i wouldn't touch these ugly bitches with a 100 million dollar pole LOL disgusting...

[vecuccio]

@NikoC00L Dude you are SO booking an airline ticket to China as you type !

[pierrelareux]

ting tong ching cheng

[MrHerbicat]

Singing whores!

[triumph209]

他妈的. 這是什麼狗屁? 

[rlentnot]

I got off Pornhub for this?...

[joshmonarc]

these ain't hookers....they are solid gold diggers.

[swedishgodkiller]

lol. Love This Song

[surfpunk08]

Chinese as a whole overly materialistic. Even when they die they want stuff to bring over into the afterlife. I once had a Chinese hooker--worst fucking sex ever! Its all about the money for them ,soulless bastards.

[2choikanghee]

hey everybody, this is me, the uploader of this video. sorry for making this title misleading. they r not hookers they are bitches. yeah they are gold diggers, to put it in the american way. by the way i m not korean thought i got this korean name. chinese bitches do not fuck foreigners just because they are foreign, so don't get upset when you are in a bar in shanghai and feel that you ain't got no priviledges when trying to get laid. all i m saying is fuck da hoes!peace!

[noborder1502]

anyone has the pinyin lyrics of this song?  :-)

[noborder1502]

i worship hot young chinese girls!!! long live PRC !!!!!

[PorkistaniCockSucker]

Asian women are just more honest. They say what the other women think.

[DTL51]

Gold Digger is the term that you want.

[thomasthecar1]

woman wants to merry a rich man is a hooker. Is your mother a hooker?

[alaindavidevrard]

FUCKING CHINESE HOOKERS IS LIKE SMOKING A CIGARETTE, IT'S OVER IN 3 MINUTES AND THE FUCKING BITCH EATS HER NOODLE WHILE YOU SCREW HER... TRUE!

[wylingsun]

if these girls are whores...then so is your m.....

[osaii1]

This is not hooker, this video camera's editor is fucking ignorant idiot!

[jPoPbOl]

wat is the title of tis song?



[sensearch]

looking for related vid that leads me away from this category...

[polo101101101101101]

Long live PRC

[starguard]

Question: How the hell did I get here from watching Japanese Motorcycle racing?

[sdenny26]

dont say anything bad bout chinese....

i know lot people hate chinese.. because u are just jealous of what we got....

[corigalangal10]

I knew you were Korean!!!

[Atropos06]

These chicks are hookers? I call shenanigans....

[mathiastheok]

@Atropos06 Sshenanigans? I ate there last night !

[Atropos06]

@mathiastheok Hey Farva, what's that restaurant you like with all the kooky things on the walls and...yeah I'm gonna just stop. Well-played though.

[mathiastheok]

@Atropos06 Tonight's liter of cola night !!!  I'll see you there and after that well... DO YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO !!!!! WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!

[robt1369]

These are not hookers!

[ragingklingon]

@robt1369 And they're not singers either.

[tcul321]

They are not hookers. I read chinese. The song talks about how all chinese girls want is a guy with a car and a house.

[ragingklingon]

@tcul321 Hookers....no. Gold diggers.......yes.

[CarmenOfSpades]

@tcul321 is the same.

[jgda9rs]

LMFAOOO FUCKIN CHINKS

[250hollatchcabro]

@jgda9rs ya, you would say that on the internet but not to anyones face!

[corigalangal10]

@jgda9rs At least they're better than you. A racist bigot like you has no place on this planet!!

[john14769]

If you know mandarin then you know this song is100%accurate

[die101]

@john14769 i'm not sure any one thinks this vid is any where cute, but if this are what the mainlander chicks think about, then i think they are kinda shallow, i would rather pay for a high end escort than rather be with one

[dragonworld2008]

Chinese Hookers .Yuck !

[postusinterruptus]

It's the "me generation" all over again, but this time in China. Selfish, self-centered, materialistic. How sad.

[gghg5]

the song is about chinese gold diggers i think... the lyrics are saying if you dont have money, car, or a house, dont even think about taking me (the girl) home

[Helleu1]

These chicks don't look like Chinese hookers, I can tell. But being white in China also opens the door to regular free fucks. Anyway, this song is about that you should have a car and a house, or simply put: no money, no honey. You don't need much money to fuck them though, for 600 RMB you can have 2 girls for the night.

[MOVE32]

@Helleu1 600like street girl ..fucking dirty .. 900 one for one time those girl good

[hep48]

these are trannies

[quaxk]

they all look like trannies

[LooseRivet2103]

Trouble is when you've had a Chinese you want another one in half an hour!

[noborder1502]

@LooseRivet2103 Exactly!! I don't even remember how many Chinese I've fucked!!

[59Love1]

What kind sex song is this ?

[hamsteru2033]

all i can hear is lee lee lee lee lee chun chong chin li lil lee :))

[169Phoenix]

WTF ARE THEY SINGING?!?! I WANT TO KNOW lol

[sharpiellll]

CHANG CHANG YUANG YUANG 

[jawgstrings]

You guys realise that this is a song about desperate and dateless women right? Quite the opposite of hookers...

[madridisinSpain]

So is that where all the western prosperity is going? "Laa, laa, la, laaaaa"

[vkorchnoifan]

@eplayersus I total agree. AIDS/HIV means sex can mean your death. Stay the hell from the easy girls.

[offitcock]

too fuckin funny

[BGKO1992]

Chinese hoe = AIDS

[torredefullola]

true peichen01....very correct ..........

[Peichen01]

Those women are called "prostitutes" because the lyrics is about women only going out with men that own their house and car(s). It is in fact a huge problem in China as men and women earn similar wages but women expect the men to provide most of the household expenses. A collusion of outdated tradition and modern economy that's putting a lot of strain on the men.

[heartobefelt]

@Peichen01 how to change it ?? we understand it will result in a bad outcome for the women and the men in long term . men got to stop spending money to get a woman . and both men and women are probably going to need 2 - 3 generations of suffering before they again learn what constitutes true happiness.

money is short term happiness that accumulates to create diseased culture and bigger suffering in the long term . its like drinking coffee for the hit but forgetting the dying health

[Peichen01]

@heartobefelt Decrease economic inequality will reduce money worshiping but realistically, like you said, it would require 2~3 generations of economic growth for the economy to stabilize and the gap to close.

Until then, a girl form the rural area will always be willing to sell out to a city guy and a city girl a rich guy.

[BangTheRocksTogether]

@Peichen01 That sounds like whoring to me.

[Peichen01]

@BangTheRocksTogether Most women like successful guys to some extent. They are just more upfront about it I guess.

[PandaOfPuppets]

wait what?

[CrazyVulpes]

I miss China

[AnotherFanima]

Notsureifreallyfemale.jpg

[manoman0]

better go japanese.

[rockyspace]

Thanks for posting. Who is the singer / band?

[rockyspace]

Great song! Who is the performer? Is it on a CD?

[oceanpark2119]

I live in China. There is a simple way to do this which i do all the time. Make them think you have a car or business. let it play for a few weeks. bang them then leave them. it works and they deserve it. if they really like you they will accept you for who you are, but don't tell them until after they bed with you.

[skib1234]

These are Chinese women telling men they won't love them unless they have a car and a house. This is standard in China, but these are older, educated, well-paid women who are demanding these things and not suffering if they don't have a man come forward. Or they are mistresses.

[rockyspace]

@skib1234 Thanks for putting this song into social context.

[Asaletli]

nananne yohunenanene lalalaollala elalaleallla... bla bla bla

[death2xela]

how in the fuck got here!!!!!!

[calloftehviking7]

SHIT IM ON THE WEIRD PART OF YOUTUBE AGAIN

[DonOuija]

japanese are way hotter

[huntersingle]

@DonOuija japanese will make a better wife thats known for years

[Davincciable]

@heartobefelt i guess u watch too much japanese movie and anime be a free thinker not a dead mind =.= of course some people are born with low pitch voice

[ykltc]

Uh, change the the title please. this got nothing to go with hookers! This song is a satirical view on today's china girls looking for men who have money, nice cars, and a house. In other words, if you have no money, no car or a house, don't even thing on hitting on a chinese girl.

[rockyspace]

@ykltc I agree! Its a nice tune and the satirical context is important.

[uwezink]

If asians sing about love or the upper camshaft from a honkong ferrarie - it all sounds the same - no soul or passion just robotic noise. I wonder whats more exiting, banging asian hookers or playing with LEGO? (but no fat trash asses around here, only Tokio-PrimRib)

I'll take 2 ...

[CRAZYGRACIE70]

Idiots... learn the language! The song is about how a man should not bother to chase any asian girl if he has no house or car or career.

[veramann]

Bullshit!

[killersushi99]

I had no idea hookers loved to sing so much!

[hadjy]

@killersushi99 they sing u a lulaby before they fuck ur brains out

[ssm80taurus]

@killersushi99 ,

that's because they don't know that they are hookers.

[eplayersus]

i love china hookers. better then american nasty hooker

[lauriersroses333]

@eplayersus ur 110% right :)if a man need to pick up a hooker,it better to choose a nice1, a sexy1. so it mustbe a asian1 :) asian girls forever, i will soon marry a girl from beijing

[CrazyVulpes]

@eplayersus This is a very universal statement, "I love chinese ______, Better then American nasty _______" TRY IT YOU WILL POOP GOLD

[BGKO1992]

@eplayersus dont get impressed from the outside, the inside matter more :) americans might be nasty, but i bet that one of these bitches got AIDS

[eplayersus]

@BGKO1992 no ideas but AIDS was found in USA first. I bet there are alot of cases that are not recorded.

[BGKO1992]

@eplayersus AIDS was found in a monkey in africa wtf ???

[eplayersus]

@BGKO1992 The first recognised cases of AIDS occurred in the USA in the early 1980s. yes the virus SIV came from Monkeys then begin to mutate into HIV then to AIDS.

[BGKO1992]

@eplayersus and SIV came from central Africa, even if its not give it up dude Americans are more expensive than your slaughty eye fuckers XD

[offitcock]

@eplayersus HIV didnt mutate into AIDS you fucktard if you're lucky you can catch HIV (and live absolutly fine all be it a bit contagious) AIDS kicks in when u fall ill somehow and ur imune system cant cope. HIV mutated into AIDS wow kid, wow!

[BGKO1992]

@offitcock lol

[voon100]

@eplayersus True, once you taste Chinese/Orientals you never go back to Western girls.

[noborder1502]

@voon100 Agree!...They've the best skin n pussy on earth!!