Casren Mehring Wearable Computer

[HayLotion]

This is already for sale at theperegrine

[Pangolinx1]

This is all fun and games until borg-boy steps into traffic. Reality ALWAYS trumps.

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

Um...you only have 10 fingers...meaning you could only get 10 letters of the alphabet, right?

[FragBashers]

@FFXIWarriorqueen1 theres multiple contacts per finger

[djbeema]

And you thought grammar & spelling were bad now...

[nagaeron]

interesting, but what does it say about Goku's power level?

[mynamehappy]

Why did they get rid of the glove? It looked less retarded without all the wires out there by themselves. It was probably easier to put on as a glove too.

[ryanmshepard92]

Porn on the go.

[SixOutOfAHundred]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololololol

[thecheeze9001]

I bet he felt stupid when tablets came along!

[renaum]

COMIC SAAAAANS!

[Slacktoo]

I'm wearing a computer..... it's called a smartphone

[YoungBrave2006]

James Bond (Ian Craig) actually told the rookie to keep his hand off his ear in Casino Royale. Then he parkoured the fuck out of the target and ended up shooting a bunch of people. Looking obvious isn't secret agent stuff. And I'll bet the guy that developed this "cutting edge technology" is still a virgin, and he gets drunk after one beer. I'll also bet I could floor him with one punch. Fucking nerd.

[SaiyanKirby]

@YoungBrave2006 I'll also bet that he's much happier than you and makes twice your salary. So shut up.

[YoungBrave2006]

@SaiyanKirby Make me shut up, bitch. Complete this sentence asshole: Money is the root of all a.) happiness. b) evil. c) Fuck you. The correct answer is c. I don't give a fuck about dude's salary. I make enough money to eat and fuck really hot girls. That's pretty much all I give a fuck about. I am happy. I don't give a fuck how happy he is. They say ignorance is bliss. I wouldn't know. But I know ignorance when I see it, or when some eejit trolls me on Youtube. Fuck you eejit.

[SaiyanKirby]

@YoungBrave2006 I can see I was right about the happiness.

[YoungBrave2006]

@SaiyanKirby You can only see as far as the butthole you are licking at any one time.

[SaiyanKirby]

@YoungBrave2006 Then maybe you should get your head out of your ass.

[YoungBrave2006]

@SaiyanKirby Talk some shit to my face if you dare, asshole. Trolls tend to be very polite in front of a person that doesn't fuck around. I don't fuck around. You'd just get wiped off the face of the earth. Nobody would even know what happened to you. Don't fuck with me, douchenozzle.

[SaiyanKirby]

@YoungBrave2006 Ah, but that's the beauty of the Internet. I never have to get my fists dirty, because I'll never see you in person. Besides, are you really saying you'd beat a man up just because he talked shit to you? Methinks you need some professional attention.

[FatDick16]

@YoungBrave2006

oh god youre so gay. what was 2006 six your birthday????

haahahaha little baby wahhh wahhh loook your getting so mad right now

[YoungBrave2006]

@FatDick16 I am 36 you asshole. I've killed a lot of people.  Way more than I ever set out to do in my life. I am not mad at trolls like you. I am actually a very nice and humorous guy. Also, you are garbage, Troll.

[Pangolinx1]

@YoungBrave2006 internet Tough Guy # 4,658,892,341. Please report for your requested cage match with a very small kitten.

[YoungBrave2006]

@Pangolinx1 Troll

[bashbizznet]

@YoungBrave2006 Ogre

[linux750]

@Pangolinx1

best comeback i've heard in a while. Congrats, i sincerely tip my hat off to you good sir.

[FatDick16]

@YoungBrave2006 you "make enough money to eat and fuck really hot girls" ???

in what order???

[YoungBrave2006]

@FatDick16 I eat and fuck in the order that I need to do it, What? Have you never eaten good food or fucked? Fucking Eejit. I'd love to see you insult me to my face. You would last about two minutes. I DO NOT FUCK AROUND. Get that through your fucking head, or the next thing through your fucking head might be something else that you really would not want through your head.

[Hangmen13]

1:58 FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

[OMGninjaponies]

Vegeta what does the scouter say about his power level?

[TheAverageGuyTAG]

Lol, why "A View to a Kill"? Is that just to keep up with the nonexistant Bond motif?

[seafoamwinter]

lol at gang signs

[LexDragon]

COMIC SANS!!!! *shakes fist*

[chronoflect]

love how tech like this is already obsolete (thankfully) and this was only uploaded 4 years ago.

Any "wearable" computers we will see in the future will be no bigger than smartphones (probably way smaller), have interfaces way more discreet than large black wires wrapped around your hand, and contact-like screens.

[gregaaron89]

I AM LOCUTUS OF BORG

[sona11111111]

is this for sale at all?

[nathan3245]

were can i get one



[secundiflora]

Damn it! I invented that touch device. My idea was not simply to tap the fingers together, but also on other surfaces, such as table top or thigh, to increase the number of possible combinations. I hope he gets a manufacturer. He needs to start with a simple USB version.

[jbaev]

that...or you could get a blackberry

[crmehring]

You are probably referring to the Key-Glove design by R. Paul McCarthy (1999) or a modification of this design, the KeyGlove by wirejunkie. If you would like to better understand the differences of the described KITTY system and those earlier gloves please review the publications about the KITTY system listed on UCSD's VisLab site or download an earlier white paper directly (just google: Portable Input Device Survey and KITTY Prototype)

[TechnomancerMorhion]

It's not ingenious, people have been doing this ever since computing devices became light enough to carry around. I made the same keyglove back in 2000 based on an idea that had been on the net several years at that time. Yet he managed to get a patent for something he obviously didn't invent....

[tgz1000]

Resistance is futile?

[IceMetalPunk]

This is interesting, but no one wants to re-learn how to type just so they can type everywhere... Not to mention I don't know anyone who'd walk around with such an ugly HUD. Can't they just use displays that look like glasses, at the very least?

-IMP ;) :)

[purplemutantas]

@IceMetalPunk There are displays that look like glasses. Unfortunately those can be hard to get and expensive. Seems like head mounted displays come and go all the time. Wearable computer hasn't become popular enough for cheap high res displays to be available. The one in the video looks to be an old xybernaut display (no longer manufactured). There are much nicer and less bulky displays out there.

[SailorBarsoom]

I think this is the right way to go. But I had a thought: if you replace the electrical contacts with pressure sensors, you could type by tapping your fingers against any solid surface (table top, your leg, and yes, your own thumb, but then again...). Finger/thumb touches could then be mouse clicks: index for left, middle for right, ring for scroll wheel.

Throw in speech recognition and you have a wearable that does (virtual) keyboard, (virtual) mouse, and voice.

[SailorBarsoom]

This is for people who are already working all day. This way, they can get out in the surrounding environment, instead of being in the office all the time all the time all the time.

[JetJL]

isn't voice commands easier? well my idea is to make a portable computer with a net book and and a heads up display and a hand held mouse as well as mic w/ speech recognition program. It would be fun but i don't have the money.

[purplemutantas]

@JetJL Voice command isn't ideal. You can get mini keyboards on ebay. I have been eyeing some wireless mini keyboards to use on the wearable I am building.

[wiz1338]

nice, now play doom with it

[ghostaliaz]

cool but everything created or being creayed I have seen already in a scifi movie which trips me out because all these so called inventers do is watch scifi and steal ideas. Well its not technically stealing because these thigns are only props in a film, but still it makes me smile when someone else see's it that does not watch much scifi. But this is cool & I want one as soon as they go forsale.

[crmehring]

If you a referring to "Minority Report" (2002). No chance .... The provisional patent on the KITTY system was filed in Febr. 2001. By the way, the "Miniority Report" gloves were loosely based on the

Pinchglove which never was intended to take advantage of the row and column layout on which touch-typing on a QWERTY keyboard is based. It's just the latter idea on which the KITTY QWERTY keyboard is based upon.... Fruit for thought

[xcryinginrainxx]

This is fucking awesome, where can I get one? ;)

[FinalRomancia]

And we see the first real life gargoyle.

[jptravers]

Exactly... but not until the whole package can be truly wearable and not look awful. I'd give it a try.